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Reader View ID 104254 EPISODE 1

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EXTRA : What on earth!
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EXTRA : Look at that!
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EXTRA : It's closing in!
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EXTRA : Who's available?
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EXTRA : We have word that Lightning Max
and Smile Man are on their way.
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EXTRA : Get me that threat level assessment!
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EXTRA : As you can see, loud explosions
are going off behind me!
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EXTRA : The damage left by the monster
is at an unprecedented scale.
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EXTRA : HUGE EXPLOSION IN CITY A

The Heroes Association is currently
analyzing the threat level--


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Saitama : Guess I'll go.
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EXTRA : JUSTICE ENFORCEMENT

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EXTRA : Daddy! Mommy!
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Vaccine Man : And who do we have here?
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Saitama : Just a guy who's a hero for fun.
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Vaccine Man : What kind...
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Vaccine Man : of half-assed backstory is that?
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Vaccine Man : I was formed from
the constant stream of pollution
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Vaccine Man : with which you humans
have suffused the earth.
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Vaccine Man : I am Vaccine Man!
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Vaccine Man : The Earth is a single living organism.
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Vaccine Man : You humans are nothing but
a disease-causing bacteria
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Vaccine Man : eating away at her lifeforce.
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Vaccine Man : In order to obliterate humans
and their evil civilization,
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Vaccine Man : the Earth has given birth to me!
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Vaccine Man : You say you do this for fun?
For fun?
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Vaccine Man : How dare you confront me,
Mother Earth's apostle,
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Vaccine Man : for that inane reason?!
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Vaccine Man : Yet, what more could be
expected from a hu--
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Saitama : Not again...
All it took was one punch!
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Saitama : DAMN IT!
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EXTRA : THREE YEARS EARLIER

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EXTRA : - A monster!
- Run!
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Crablante : Huh?
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Crablante : You sure you
don't want to run away?
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Crablante : I bet you're a newly employed
businessman already tired of work.
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Crablante : I ate too much crab and
transformed into this, Crablante!
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Crablante : Why aren't you running?
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Crablante : You've got a death wish.
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Crablante : Is that it?
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Saitama : Well, not quite.
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Saitama : I'm no businessman. I'm unemployed.
Right now, I'm looking for a job.
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Saitama : I had another interview today
and got rejected royally.
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Saitama : I couldn't care less about anything.
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Saitama : So I'm in no mood to run
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Saitama : just because the mighty Crablante
has appeared.
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Saitama : So, what'll happen if I don't run?
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Crablante : Your eyes are lifeless, just like mine.
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Crablante : From one set of lifeless eyes
to another, I'll let you go.
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Crablante : Besides, right now...
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Crablante : I'm hunting different prey.
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Crablante : A big-chinned brat.
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Crablante : And when I find him,
I'm gonna rip his arms off!
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Split-Chinned Kid : What're you looking at?
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Saitama : A big-chinned brat...
If he's caught, he's dead!
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Saitama : Hey, kid. Were you messing
with a big crab monster?
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Split-Chinned Kid : Huh?
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Split-Chinned Kid : He was asleep in the park,
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Split-Chinned Kid : so I drew some nipples on him
with my marker.
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Saitama : It's definitely him...
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Saitama : He has no idea what he's done.
What do I do? I could still help...
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Saitama : But man, this kid isn't cute at all.
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Saitama : It's none of my business...
I should just walk away.
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Saitama : Right. I mean, who really cares?
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Crablante : I found you!
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Saitama : What the hell am I doing?
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Crablante : Huh!
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Saitama : Kid, he's after you!
Get outta here!
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Saitama : Don't worry about me. Just go!
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Split-Chinned Kid : B-But...
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Split-Chinned Kid : My soccer ball...
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Saitama : Your ball?!
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Crablante : Hey, what's the big idea?
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Crablante : Don't tell me you're gonna
protect that stinkin' brat!
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Saitama : Come on, you're gonna kill him
over some harmless prank?
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Saitama : Think about this!
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Crablante : I've already mutilated lots of people.
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Crablante : Whoever makes fun of
the way I look pays the price.
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Crablante : No exceptions.
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Crablante : By the way, that brat drew
nipples on my body.
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Crablante : With a permanent marker!
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Crablante : Look at these claws!
I can't even use a towel to wipe it off!
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Crablante : Get in my way, and I'll make sure
you never go job hunting again!
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Saitama : It just came to me.
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Saitama : You look exactly like a villain
from this anime I used to watch!
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Crablante : Die.
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Saitama : Hold it right there.
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Saitama : In this age of declining birth rates,
I can't just let you kill a kid.
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Saitama : You know what?
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Saitama : When I was a little boy,
I wanted to be a hero.
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Saitama : Not a businessman,
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Saitama : but a hero who could send
rotten villains like you flying
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Saitama : with one punch.
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Saitama : Screw looking for a job!
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Saitama : Bring it on!
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Crablante : Some hero you are!
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Crablante : You're pathetic!
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Crablante : You don't stand
a chance against me.
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Crablante : Your life ends...now!
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Saitama : Has it really been three years
since then?
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Saitama : After that day,
I trained so hard I went bald.
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Saitama : I became so powerful,
no one can beat me.
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Saitama : I'm the hero I dreamed of becoming.
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Saitama : So what is this? What's wrong?
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Saitama : Why does my heart feel so empty?
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EXTRA : 482 yen, please.
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Saitama : Okay.
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Saitama : Oh, hang on.
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Saitama : I have 82 yen.
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Oldface : Incredible...
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Oldface : This is incredible, little brother!
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Oldface : I never thought it would work so well.
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Beefcake : Yes, it's more than
I ever imagined, big brother.
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Beefcake : My goal was to become
the strongest man in the world.
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Beefcake : The strongest man.
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Beefcake : That was my dream.
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Oldface : At last, the ultimate steroid,
"Biceps King," is complete!
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Oldface : Little brother!
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Oldface : Drink this and you will obtain
the power you've been seeking!
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Beefcake : What? Drink that?
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Oldface : Indeed! I added strawberry flavoring,
to make it go down easier.
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Beefcake : Brother...
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Oldface : Yes, this will do!
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Oldface : My brains and your brawn!
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Oldface : By combining the greatest of minds
and the strongest of bodies,
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Oldface : we brothers will conquer everything
on earth
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Oldface : and rule as kings!
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Oldface : I-Incredible!
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Oldface : Well done, little brother.
Thousands have perished!
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Oldface : Now, on to the next town
to destroy it as well!
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Beefcake : This! This is it, big bro.
This is what I was looking for...
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Beefcake : To be the strongest man.
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EXTRA : This is an emergency
evacuation warning.
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EXTRA : A giant creature has
appeared in City D.
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EXTRA : The creature is currently
heading towards City B.
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EXTRA : All residents of the area,
please evacuate immediately.
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EXTRA : I repeat, the giant creature
is currently heading for--
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Oldface : Yes, that's right! Scatter like rats!
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Oldface : Get them!
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Beefcake : I'm the strongest man,
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Beefcake : I'm the strongest man,
I'm the strongest man.
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Oldface : What do you think, brother?
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Saitama : Yeah, how's it feel
being the strongest?
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Oldface : What?!
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Oldface : There's someone on your shoulder!
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Saitama : Put some pants on.
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Oldface : That guy on your shoulder! Kill him!
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Beefcake : Brotherrrr!
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Beefcake : How did this happen?!
I just wanted to be strong!
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Beefcake : And I finally am
the strongest man, but...!
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Beefcake : I don't know who you are,
but it's your fault my brother is dead!
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Beefcake : The strongest!
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Beefcake : Behold our brotherly power!
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Beefcake : I am the strongest.
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Beefcake : So what if I am?
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Beefcake : I feel empty.
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Saitama : Right?
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Saitama : Having overwhelming strength is...
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Saitama : ...pretty boring.
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Saitama : Oops.
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EXTRA : CITY B DESTROYED

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Saitama : There's no sign that the evils
of the world are disappearing.
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Saitama : This hasn't changed since
before I became a hero.
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Saitama : In other words, you could say that
I haven't made any impact.
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Saitama : I'm not necessarily sad about that.
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Saitama : But there's something
bothering me lately.
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Saitama : As the days pass,
my emotions grow more distant.
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Saitama : Fear, tension, joy, anger...
I feel none of them anymore.
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Saitama : In exchange for power,
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Saitama : maybe I've lost something
that's essential for a human being?
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EXTRA : Vroom, vroom?
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EXTRA : No sense hiding if you saw me.
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EXTRA : I'm Super Custom YO649Z Mk. II!
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EXTRA : I love...
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Saitama : - I used to feel all kinds of emotions
- building custom cars so much...
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Saitama : - whirling inside me when I fought.
- I decked myself out.
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Saitama : - Fear. Panic. Anger.
- I'm a custom car-loving monster!
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EXTRA : If you're thinking of getting in my way,
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EXTRA : I'll put a shine on
that big headlight of yours!
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Saitama : But now, all I need is
one punch to end it.
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Saitama : Guess I'll have eggs over rice tonight.
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Saitama : Each day...
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Saitama : I come home uninjured
and wash my gloves.
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Saitama : When I'm out fighting monsters,
I never feel as if my heart's really in it.
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Saitama : I mean, I just do the hero-thing
as a hobby.
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Saitama : In other words,
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Saitama : as long as I get a kick out of it,
that's all I care about.
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Saitama : My house?!
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Saitama : He's tough!
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Saitama : What the hell are you?
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EXTRA : "What" am I? That's rude.
We are the true earthlings.
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Saitama : We?
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EXTRA : I believe you call us
"Subterraneans."
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EXTRA : We suffer from overpopulation.
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EXTRA : Therefore, we must now
claim the world aboveground.
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EXTRA : I understand that there are
many people on the surface too.
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EXTRA : As it stands, you are in our way.
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EXTRA : That is why we have decided to
eradicate you all.
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EXTRA : Since our invasion commenced,
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EXTRA : 70% of the surface dwellers
have been killed.
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EXTRA : This is a battle for survival.
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EXTRA : I hope you can understand that.
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EXTRA : However, this is unexpected.
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EXTRA : We have encountered
no surface dwellers
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EXTRA : whom our punches would not kill.
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Saitama : Same here.
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Saitama : It's been too long since
I've come across such worthy opponents,
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Saitama : Subterraneans!
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EXTRA : We are earthlings!
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EXTRA : But how?!
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EXTRA : You bastard!
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Saitama : Die!
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EXTRA : It's over.
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EXTRA : What was that surface dweller?
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Saitama : I'm...
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Saitama : just a guy who's a hero for fun.
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Saitama : I do not lose!
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Saitama : And the surface...
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Saitama : is under my protection!
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EXTRA : Big talk for a race of vermin!
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Saitama : What is this feeling?
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Saitama : This wild throbbing in my heart?!
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Saitama : This rush, this tension!
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Saitama : It's been so long, I forgot
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Saitama : the exhilaration of a real fight!
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Saitama : It's coming back to me.
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Saitama : This is it.
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EXTRA : Well, well...
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EXTRA : Looks like you've been taking
good care of my children.
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Saitama : This is it!
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EXTRA : I, the Subterranean King,
will take you on.
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Saitama : This is the very feeling
I've been looking for!
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EXTRA : The surface is ours!
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EXTRA : You surface dwellers must die!
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EXTRA : I am the Subterranean King!
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EXTRA : Surface dwellers,
prepare yourselves for--
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Saitama : All right, bring it on!
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EXTRA : SORRY ABOUT THAT

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Saitama : I've become too strong.
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EXTRA : THE STRONGEST MAN

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EXTRA : NEXT EPISODE:
THE LONE CYBORG

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EXTRA : How'd you like seeing me
get ripped apart this week?
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Crablante : Now it's time for me,
the mighty Crablante,
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Crablante : to tell you what happens next week.
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Crablante : Huh? There are no visuals?
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Crablante : Well, next week this guy appears
in Z City where Saitama lives!
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Crablante : What now? Time's up?
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Crablante : Well next week will be episode 2,
"The Lone Cyborg."
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Crablante : I hope you all-- Line ID

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