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'Cause if I join a team...
 

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...I'll miss my prime time anime.
 

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Say, Tsukasa.
 

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Which end of a choco-cornet do you start from?
 

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I see.
 

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By the way...
 

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Which side's the head?
 

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The fat end or the thin end?
 

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Oh.
 

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I thought it was the fat end.
 

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But why would the thin end be the head?
 

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'Cause, you know...
 

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It looks like a caterpillar?
 

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But I guess it works better if you picture a seashell.
 

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Good thinking, Miyuki-san.
 

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You're so smart.
 

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How do you eat cream puffs?
 

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When do you eat the strawberry on a strawberry shortcake...
 

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...or the chestnut on top of a Mont Blanc?
 

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You really know your stuff.
 

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Your favorites gotta come first.
 

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That's Kagami for you.
 

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Doesn't miss a step.
 

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Suck it down to nothing.
 

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I push the ice cream into the cone as I eat.
 

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I do a little ~gui gui~ action as I eat.
 

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Then what do you do with curry rice?
 

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Do you mix the sauce with the rice?
 

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Depends on the curry.
 

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If there's any sauce or raw egg in it...
 

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...I guess I'll sometimes mix it.
 

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It's delicious.
 

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I put soy sauce on fried eggs.
 

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Do you put it on your curry?
 

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Can't imagine it.
 

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The fried eggs at my house are also half-done.
 

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It's how my otou-san likes them.
 

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He likes to suck out the yolk.
 

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And if it's overcooked, he can't suck the yolk.
 

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What do you mean how?
 

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As time goes by without anyone eating it...
 

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It starts getting dry...
 

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...and looking anything but appetizing...
 

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...and nobody really wants it anymore...
 

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...but when the server takes it, you go...
 

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"Wait, we're not done with that yet."
 

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...kinda on reflex.
 

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But then you end up leaving without eating it.
 

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It's even worse with onion beef tongue slices since they're done in no time.
 

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Flip?
 

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Onion beef tongue slices?
 

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You shouldn't flip those over!
 

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If you flip them over...
 

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...the onions on top will fall off.
 

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You don't need to flip it over. They'll finish cooking from roasting just one side.
 

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You should never flip them over.
 

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By the way, between the fat or thin end, which is the head of a choco-cornet?
 

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Isn't that less an issue of morals...
 

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...and more an issue of playing too many dating sims and adult games?
 

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It's a commonly used scenario.
 

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Your grades are always so good.
 

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Don't you have any faults, Miyuki-san?
 

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Miyuki-san.
 

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Those aren't faults, but elements of moe.
 

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The clumsy factor.
 

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Miyuki-san, why do you wear glasses when you're actually attractive?
 

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You can only target a niche audience.
 

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Damn!
 

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She's cute to the core!
 

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Must be innate.
 

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Isn't that Miyuki-san?
 

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Is she here for an eye examination?
 

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To get contacts?
 

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Miyuki-san's probably better off this way forever.
 

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She's a living monument.
 

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Kagami's at home with a cold?
 

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I'm stupid, so I don't have to worry about getting the flu.
 

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There's a difference between a cold and the flu?
 

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I thought the flu was like a super cold.
 

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I see...
 

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I see!
 

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Oh, nothing big but...
 

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...I was concerned over our conversation this morning.
 

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You didn't disagree when I said I was dumb.
 

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It's nothing.
 

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Sorry to intrude.
 

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Kagami actually looks pretty cute when she's asleep.
 

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She's up. She's up.
 

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That's right.
 

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Well...
 

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I wanted to see your homework from the other day.
 

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And you showed me a really cute sleeping face...
 

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...so don't sweat it.
 

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I haven't grown at all...
 

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I was wondering.
 

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Kagami comes here a lot.
 

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Do you have no friends in your class?
 

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Oh.
 

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I thought you were being ostracized or something.
 

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You don't have to worry about that.
 

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Believe it or not, I have around a hundred friends.
 

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And I'm pretty good at social dealings.
 

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And I'm in a party every night.
 

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My comrades and I strive to recover the light stolen from the crystals...
 

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...to save the world from oblivion...
 

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...and rescue kidnapped princesses...
 

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He plays a warrior.
 

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He went somewhere with a lot of monsters to train his battle skills, and I haven't seen him since.
 

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I heard from someone else...
 

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...that he was lying low in the sewers.
 

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I wonder if he's okay.
 

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Everyone's worried since he hasn't come out.
 

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I don't know the details...
 

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...but his log-in info implies that he's been online the whole time.
 

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Well, it's the same person in both cases.
 

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A huge fishy-looking foreigner was about to take Tsukasa away...
 

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...when I happened to show up.
 

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Using my special fists of fury...
 

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...and beautiful hurricane kick...
 

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...I saved her.
 

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Well, that's what happens when you run into an experienced fighter.
 

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It's that time of year again...
 

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No.
 

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I was thinking that pro baseball season had started.
 

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Because if the game goes into extra innings...
 

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...the schedule for new anime gets all messed up.
 

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Sometimes, the show gets cancelled altogether.
 

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When do you eat the strawberry on a strawberry shortcake, Kagami?
 

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I was wondering if you were the type to save your favorite for last.
 

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Then do you grill both sides of an onion beef tongue?
 

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You can't.
 

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The onions will fall off.
 

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Then the onions won't be grilled.
 

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You don't get it at all...
 

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Is the head of a choco-cornet the fat or thin end...
 

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...which one do you think it is?
 

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We think the same.
 

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Then which end do you eat from?
 

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I guess I had a really close friend back in middle school.
 

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I haven't been in touch for a while...
 

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Wonder what she's up to...
 

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She wrote in our graduation book...
 

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...that her dream was to become a mage.
 

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C'mon. C'mon.
 

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We only have two hours, so start singing!
 

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Then I'll start!
 

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It'll be a waste if you don't load up the list.
 

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Space Ironmen Kyodain!
 

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You've gotta start with this one!
 

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I'm Konata.
 

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So sleepy...
 

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Why am I always so sleepy...
 

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...the day after I get a lot of sleep?
 

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Doesn't that defeat the purpose of sleeping a lot?
 

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Next time:
 

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Effort and Results.
 

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Nope.
 

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How about we do a study session for finishing off homework?
 

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So let me copy your homework.
 

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I'm good at winging stuff the night before, so I'll be fine.
 

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So let me copy.
 

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Welcome!
 

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She's just copying.
 

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Finally made it to
the Imperial Gate.
 

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Getting a lot more
experience than I expected.
 

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Wonder how much
more I need for a level.
 

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Found a loincloth!
 

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This is starting to
get really slow.
 

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It's Yutaka.
 

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Well, I'm almost maxed out.
 

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So all that's left is...
 

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How about we do a
study session for
finishing off homework?
 

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Shouldn't have even bothered.
 

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Sensei.
 

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I also didn't let anything worry me and played around!
 

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Depends on what you're going for.
 

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Some things are especially hard to grab.
 

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Nah.
 

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I already knew this one was gettable.
 

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I might actually get it.
 

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Is that what you're thinking?
 

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So you wanna.
 

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A great person once said...
 

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...that a UFO catcher is like a piggy bank.
 

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Nah.
 

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It's got nothing to do with rhythm.
 

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The skills you pick up from gaming
are usually useless in everyday life.
 

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Pretty much.
 

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Teacher, I'm terribly sorry...
 

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...but I need to take a sick day...
 

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No.
 

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It's a bad case of May sickness.
 

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I can barely move...
 

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Testing starts tomorrow...
 

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...so I have to take everything home for an all-nighter.
 

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But I've always made it through like this.
 

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Thanks to you, just fine!
 

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So tired...
 

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I don't feel like doing anything...
 

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Comp Festival!
 

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Discount on all QUO cards!
 

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Gotta collect 'em all!
 

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Okay.
 

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Time to get a job.
 

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Doesn't it say sickness in the name?
 

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Shouldn't it count as a serious disease?
 

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I'm always pumped by the change of pace in spring.
 

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Me too!
 

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But why did you avoid the
dentist until your teeth started hurting?
 

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Is the dentist really that scary?
 

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I've never needed to go so I don't know.
 

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Change Getter!
 

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But boys probably like to go to the dentist's, right?
 

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Aren't drills like a man's romance?
 

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Dinosaur Empire!
 

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I've heard they love it when robots fight using drills as a weapon!
 

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Wonder why...
 

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Beautiful assistants and drills, huh?
 

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First off, you'd have to get rid of that smell!
 

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And to numb the pain, they let you play games.
 

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Like putting headphones on and listening to music you like.
 

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What's this?!
 

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Well...
 

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They're animating another series I like...
 

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...but they're using a completely different cast from the drama CD.
 

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Was this the work of a god yet again?
 

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Politics?
 

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Money?
 

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It doesn't work that way, Kagami.
 

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People who have gotten used to the drama CD...
 

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...feel like something's wrong when they start watching the anime.
 

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And it takes quite a bit of time for the feeling to go away.
 

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Even so...
 

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...there's one good thing that comes out of this.
 

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Drama CD and anime.
 

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You can enjoy two different worlds through them.
 

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Same candy, but twice as tasty!
 

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Well...
 

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One of us will be taking Miyuki-san's leftover nugget...
 

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Let's say it goes to whoever wins a staring contest.
 

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Kagami's probably gonna lose.
 

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Then let's go...
 

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It's a stare-down!
 

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Hey, you guys are overreacting.
 

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I don't wanna.
 

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Well then...
 

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That doesn't really make me happy.
 

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There was this thing on TV about the average
number of books a person in Japan reads annually.
 

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"Manga's are not allowed. Ordinary books only, please!"...
 

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...is what they were saying.
 

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Do light novels count?
 

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What about picture books?
 

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Also for the same fantasy genre...
 

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...if you say that stuff like Harry Potter is normal...
 

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...then everyone would nod in agreement.
 

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So what do you call a normal book?
 

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And the TV show ended by saying...
 

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...how young people are veering away from reading on the whole.
 

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But nowadays, we use the net to look at all sorts of websites and blogs.
 

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So I think we have a higher percentage of reading, right?
 

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Sorry.
 

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I can't go home with you guys.
 

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I started working.
 

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Hold on.
 

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I'm busy right now.
 

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Got em!
 

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Fourhundredninetyeightyen.
 

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Exactchange.
 

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Thankyoupleasecomeagain.
 

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I'm smiling. What about it?
 

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Welcome.
 

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Just an ordinary cosplay café.
 

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There's anime stuff along with the SFX stuff.
 

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We're free to sing whatever we want.
 

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Sorry if I block anyone's view.
 

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I'm gonna stand this time.
 

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If you don't stand up when you sing...
 

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...your voice can't really come out.
 

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Actual footage from the show!
 

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You just didn't have enough love.
 

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You didn't have enough love, so you forgot.
 

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Nope, nope.
 

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Those are just excuses.
 

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I've never forgotten.
 

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To put it simply...
 

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Love!
 

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Well...
 

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If you send in a normal postcard...
 

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...you'll lose even if you had a chance of winning.
 

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Stuff that'll help me win.
 

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Neat handwriting is the most basic of fundamentals.
 

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You have to design a postcard that just begs to be drawn.
 

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Like...
 

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Use a highlighter to draw a border around the postcard.
 

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Furthermore, you add an illustration with a motif of the present you want.
 

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In that case...
 

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...just send in as many entries as you can.
 

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But...
 

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No matter how many you send...
 

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...write each one out by hand without using a printer.
 

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And send out a hundred each time.
 

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A hundred is like normal.
 

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You're fighting for something you want.
 

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That calls for both passion and investment!
 

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There are things in this world that money can't buy.
 

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You don't send them all at once...
 

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...but a few here and a few there.
 

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And over the course of a few days.
 

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When you have a lot of cards at once...
 

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...the chooser might shove all of them aside.
 

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Well, sometimes you're better off without the tricky stuff.
 

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And sometimes it's the exact opposite.
 

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Like I said...
 

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Love!
 

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Anyway, if you want to win something...
 

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...glance through free newspapers and flyers...
 

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...and look for drawings that
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You'll have a high chance of winning.
 

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Kagami and Tsukasa...
 

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...even though you are twins, you don't look alike.
 

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I see.
 

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It's true that Tsukasa is so laid back...
 

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...but Kagami is vicious.
 

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If you had the same hairstyles with the same ribbons...
 

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...you might end up looking the same.
 

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No good.
 

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Kagami could never be the kawaii type.
 

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Do you have something like telepathy?
 

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You know.
 

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With twins...
 

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Even when they're raised separately...
 

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...they end up having similar lifestyles and lovers.
 

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And sometimes they end up marrying another pair of twins.
 

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And when one of them is in danger...
 

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...the other one can sense it from a completely different place.
 

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There are all kinds of mysterious phenomena.
 

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So can't you use telepathy?
 

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Give it a try.
 

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Like, beep-beep.
 

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Same with ManaKana...
 

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I heard that they have a few differences.
 

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By the way, Mana is the careful one...
 

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...and Kana is the optimistic one.
 

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And apparently they sound a little different when they sing.
 

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Is it really that surprising?
 

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Which means that you two could be identical twins.
 

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Your identical traits would be...
 

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You both like sweets, right?
 

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You're both left-handed.
 

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What's your favorite color?
 

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The same colors as your souls.
 

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All this talk about eggs and sausage has made me hungry.
 

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It's suffocating in here.
 

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Hot...
 

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Hot...
 

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Ladybug Samba, punk version.
 

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One of my relatives is getting married this month.
 

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How does this...
 

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...wet and gloomy season supposedly signify happiness?
 

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But wasn't Hera Zeus's wife?
 

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I have this image of Hera being extremely jealous...
 

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...so I'm not feeling this happy thing.
 

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Lots of dreams!
 

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Lots of frills!
 

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Right?
 

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Tsukasa is like Angel Salvia.
 

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Wait.
 

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Your hair makes you look more like Daisy.
 

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So a yellow top and miniskirt it is.
 

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Your dress is important...
 

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...but the person you're getting married to is also important.
 

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A childhood friend?
 

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Or a rich lady?
 

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It's hard to decide on which one.
 

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One has lots of money...
 

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...and the ability to cast Beho*mi and l***zun.
 

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You're much more pure than I thought.
 

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I thought you'd go for the money.
 

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Oh.
 

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Hold it right there, Kagaminya.
 

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Isn't it more fun when you figure it out yourself?
 

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Don't the detectives in manga and TV shows...
 

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...run into an awful lot of murders?
 

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Like in Conan or Kindaichi.
 

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Really?
 

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Couldn't they just solve normal cases?
 

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Like travel around Japan in search of a missing person .
 

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Tailing people has a highly game like aspect.
 

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With plenty of thrill and suspense.
 

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You could also conduct investigations into unfaithful wives.
 

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Yep, yep!
 

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Probably no fun at all.
 

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Also...
 

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Cases in real life...
 

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...don't really use any brilliant tricks...
 

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...like the ones you find in manga and TV shows.
 

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Like faking a fingerprint, or fabricating something...
 

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...or eliminating Luminol reaction.
 

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Stuff that's a step ahead of forensic labs.
 

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Ah, or that...
 

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The really hard cases end without
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You're right...
 

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And I used to like rain...
 

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Because baseball games would be
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They have a lot more dome stadiums now.
 

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You often see idiots and geniuses
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When you think about it, isn't that actually kinda strange?
 

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The world's always been interested in watching...
 

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...the gap between physical age and mental age.
 

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Nah.
 

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Well, I couldn't have pulled it off in one night.
 

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My otou-san set some conditions.
 

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A D-rank would mean a Pippin.
 

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A C-rank would mean a 3DO.
 

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A B-rank would mean a PS2.
 

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I've been wondering...
 

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Isn't the real mystery how Tsukasa's in the same school as us?
 

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Woo-hoo!
 

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I won again!
 

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Challenge to me a different game if you want.
 

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Humiliated.
 

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What should we play next?
 

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Didn't you have a really easy party game?
 

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You could probably beat me at that one.
 

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Kagami, you've barely eaten any snacks.
 

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Usually, you wolf them down.
 

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I know.
 

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Dieting for summer?
 

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Not like you have anyone to show your swimsuit off to.
 

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Oh, yeah.
 

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Weren't you guys born on Tanabata?
 

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Isn't your birthday soon?
 

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What does that mean?
 

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That kinda sounds like fun.
 

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Wards against rage, hah.
 

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Like...
 

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We ensure safe pregnancy and protect
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Did you know that your birthday is Ponytail Day?
 

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It's said that Orihime from the Tanabata legend had a ponytail.
 

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There's really a Japan Ponytail Society...
 

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...and they give an award every year to a
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I wonder about that.
 

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But a small ponytail's pretty cute.
 

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Think so?
 

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Kagami's is...
 

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All manly like a samurai.
 

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Don't drunks often wear ties around their heads?
 

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Is that supposed to mean something?
 

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The thing Kato-chan from the Drifters carries.
 

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Drunks these days...
 

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...pretty much always have a tie around
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Hope those rage wards of yours can deliver a miracle.
 

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I don't.
 

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...related to a series you like?
 

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As a fan. As a collector.
 

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You can't use them!
 

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You have to take good care of them!
 

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It really pisses me off when I see someone use one.
 

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You're not supposed to use these things!
 

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Much less auction them off or sell them.
 

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If you do, of course you fail as a fan...
 

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...but you also fail as a collector!
 

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In my case, I need at least three.
 

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One for preservation.
 

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I keep it in a special case.
 

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Then one to take out occasionally to look at.
 

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An extra.
 

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You don't.
 

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I'm just a otaku.
 

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You'd expect Tsukasa to be popular with guys...
 

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...but I've never heard anything like that.
 

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Miyuki-san knows all kinds of things.
 

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And she's pretty.
 

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Has a good figure.
 

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Wears glasses.
 

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Clumsy.
 

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Nah.
 

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Maybe she doesn't realize that they're asking her out.
 

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We don't have enough maniacs in our class.
 

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Miyuki-san's type is usually a bigger hit with maniacs.
 

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Later!
 

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Anyway...
 

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Going on with the story...
 

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...that person was actually...
 

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Yay!
 

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Man, oh, man...
 

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That was definitely an element of moe!
 

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Miyuki-san.
 

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Good job!
 

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You know the next one, Kagami.
 

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Guess it from the intro!
 

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Kagami.
 

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The answer is...
 

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And it's Kagami's favorite...
 

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Fumoffu!
 

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No, I wasn't asleep.
 

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Why don't you go borrow Kagami's?
 

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They already had English, right?
 

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Tsukasa tends to forget stuff a lot, right?
 

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Miyuki-san's such a nice person...
 

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You know what I mean?
 

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There's this sensation you get.
 

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Stop!
 

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I was late because I had to help someone!
 

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I usually go around with this guy...
 

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Yeah, friends are a beautiful thing.
 

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Stop!
 

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I'm not late!
 

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This girl crashed into me in the shopping district.
 

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...but my throat still hurts.
 

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This is when we turn to Miyuki-san.
 

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So hot...
 

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Don't feel like doing anything...
 

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Kagami?
 

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About your birthday party today...
 

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How about we hold it at my place?
 

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It's so hot that I can't move a step.
 

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I'll go.
 

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Welcome!
 

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Happy birthday!
 

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Tsukasa and other.
 

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And here are presents from me!
 

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Open it up.
 

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Brigade chief armband.
 

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Try it on.
 

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I figured it would fit you perfectly.
 

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It cost a fortune...
 

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Wear it with care.
 

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It's barely any different from our uniform.
 

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Tsukasa's cookies are always so good.
 

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Now that I think about it...
 

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...some of these cookies don't taste as good as the others.
 

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Weird, isn't it?
 

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Wonder if this is one of Kagami's.
 

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Kagamin – works hard only on her birthday.
 

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By the way...
 

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...isn't there always a fight over how to cut the cake?
 

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You know.
 

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When you cut a cake into a bunch of slices...
 

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Wouldn't expect that from Kagamin.
 

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Itadaki masu!
 

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I just discovered another facet of Kagamin's charm.
 

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Twitch.
 

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Summer is all about the annual celebration!
 

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The beginning of the battle!
 

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The one and only...
 

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Comiket!
 

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Man...
 

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I've been lamenting my lack of a chest for a while...
 

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"A flat chest is a status symbol!
 

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A rarity!"
 

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Word for word.
 

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And when you think about it...
 

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...there is a demand, right?
 

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Which means I'm valuable!
 

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Something wrong?
 

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Whenever that happens...
 

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...all the neighbors say...
 

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He was such a nice boy.
 

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I never would have imagined that he could do such a thing.
 

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Tired...
 

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It's so hot that I don't feel like doing anything.
 

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Hello, Kagami.
 

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I was tidying up my room.
 

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Okay!
 

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Let's get a little studying done today!
 

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I'll take a thirty minute break.
 

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I'm losing my concentration.
 

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Time's already up.
 

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Just thirty more minutes.
 

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Thirty more minutes...
 

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Isn't Haruhi about to start?
 

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They definitely cut corners
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That Ya***** hasn't been very impressive recently.
 

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It's already two?
 

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Not going to happen today.
 

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If I wake up at five...
 

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I ended up killing time yesterday by
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My otou-san reads manga and plays games a lot...
 

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...so I was probably influenced.
 

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I've been watching him from the side since I was little.
 

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...with both of you like this?
 

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I don't have an okaa-san.
 

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She died when I was really little.
 

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Tsukasa's also good at cooking, right?
 

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She looks rich...
 

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Oh! Knew it!
 

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I see...
 

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The people at work are trying to
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Spicy stuff's good when it's hot outside...
 

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Then a super spicy parfait!
 

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Why doesn't our school have swimming class?
 

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We have a pool...
 

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Why's that?
 

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Your weaknesses, each and every time, are so unfair!
 

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The summer Comp Festival is finally about to begin!
 

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That's right...
 

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This is why I started working...
 

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A festival...
 

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You bring so many fond memories!
 

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Man...
 

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When the customers start getting excited with you...
 

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...doesn't it feel like everyone's
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Stare...
 

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I can understand turning off your phone around priority seats...
 

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Because of pacemakers and the like.
 

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But you know...
 

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Aren't trains already noisy with people talking anyway?
 

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That includes men and women of all ages.
 

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Are you going to work at the temple
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Weren't you on a diet?
 

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That was quick.
 

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And like, you're weak.
 

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Good morning!
 

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Huh?
 

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What's wrong with Kagami?
 

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It's 'cause you let go and started snacking again.
 

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And wasn't that a senryu?
 

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It's not like a kilo or two
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Why do you get so excited and depressed over every kilogram?
 

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This is why women are hopeless.
 

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As long as it's an anime song.
 

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Singing anime songs...
 

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...is all about staying true to the original song.
 

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Guess you aren't any better.
 

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I still prefer the movie.
 

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You're good.
 

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Well, even if it is a vacation...
 

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...I'll still see sensei every day.
 

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We're in the same party on a MMO.
 

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Sensei's a wiz, and I'm a tank.
 

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...it's pretty good in terms of both xp and money.
 

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Well, I'm the only one who's actually busy.
 

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All sensei has to do is click AoE spells.
 

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The other day, I pulled this huge mob...
 

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It took a whole day to earn my death penalty back.
 

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Nope.
 

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My otou-san did it for me.
 

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Come on, let's go!
 

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She's a relative of mine, Yui-nee san
 

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We're all in the same year.
 

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It's a shooting game.
 

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Yui-nee san
 

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Aren't you good at shooting games?
 

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Then try it out.
 

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Here.
 

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Waku waku! Waku waku!
 

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Let's try this again...
 

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Onii-san.
 

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We can have anything over there if we hit it?
 

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Any of them?
 

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Summer festivals are all about shaved ice!
 

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I've been wondering...
 

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I know what strawberry, lemon, and melon are...
 

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...but what kind of fruit is a Blue Hawaii?
 

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What does it taste like?
 

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That's right..
 

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That's what you would think.
 

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So Miyuki-san...
 

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Do you know anything about Blue Hawaii?
 

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I'm counting on you.
 

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When you learn something from Tsukasa...
 

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But the whole festival atmosphere makes you wanna spend.