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Guess I'll go.
 

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Just a guy who's a hero for fun.
 

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Not again...
All it took was one punch!
 

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DAMN IT!
 

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Well, not quite.
 

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I'm no businessman. I'm unemployed.
Right now, I'm looking for a job.
 

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I had another interview today
and got rejected royally.
 

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I couldn't care less about anything.
 

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So I'm in no mood to run
 

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just because the mighty Crablante
has appeared.
 

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So, what'll happen if I don't run?
 

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A big-chinned brat...
If he's caught, he's dead!
 

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Hey, kid. Were you messing
with a big crab monster?
 

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It's definitely him...
 

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He has no idea what he's done.
What do I do? I could still help...
 

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But man, this kid isn't cute at all.
 

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It's none of my business...
I should just walk away.
 

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Right. I mean, who really cares?
 

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What the hell am I doing?
 

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Kid, he's after you!
Get outta here!
 

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Don't worry about me. Just go!
 

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Your ball?!
 

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Come on, you're gonna kill him
over some harmless prank?
 

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Think about this!
 

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It just came to me.
 

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You look exactly like a villain
from this anime I used to watch!
 

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Hold it right there.
 

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In this age of declining birth rates,
I can't just let you kill a kid.
 

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You know what?
 

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When I was a little boy,
I wanted to be a hero.
 

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Not a businessman,
 

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but a hero who could send
rotten villains like you flying
 

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with one punch.
 

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Screw looking for a job!
 

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Bring it on!
 

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Has it really been three years
since then?
 

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After that day,
I trained so hard I went bald.
 

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I became so powerful,
no one can beat me.
 

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I'm the hero I dreamed of becoming.
 

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So what is this? What's wrong?
 

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Why does my heart feel so empty?
 

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Okay.
 

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Oh, hang on.
 

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I have 82 yen.
 

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Yeah, how's it feel
being the strongest?
 

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Put some pants on.
 

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Right?
 

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Having overwhelming strength is...
 

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...pretty boring.
 

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Oops.
 

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There's no sign that the evils
of the world are disappearing.
 

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This hasn't changed since
before I became a hero.
 

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In other words, you could say that
I haven't made any impact.
 

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I'm not necessarily sad about that.
 

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But there's something
bothering me lately.
 

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As the days pass,
my emotions grow more distant.
 

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Fear, tension, joy, anger...
I feel none of them anymore.
 

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In exchange for power,
 

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maybe I've lost something
that's essential for a human being?
 

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- I used to feel all kinds of emotions
- building custom cars so much...
 

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- whirling inside me when I fought.
- I decked myself out.
 

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- Fear. Panic. Anger.
- I'm a custom car-loving monster!
 

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But now, all I need is
one punch to end it.
 

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Guess I'll have eggs over rice tonight.
 

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Each day...
 

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I come home uninjured
and wash my gloves.
 

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When I'm out fighting monsters,
I never feel as if my heart's really in it.
 

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I mean, I just do the hero-thing
as a hobby.
 

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In other words,
 

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as long as I get a kick out of it,
that's all I care about.
 

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My house?!
 

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He's tough!
 

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What the hell are you?
 

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We?
 

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Same here.
 

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It's been too long since
I've come across such worthy opponents,
 

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Subterraneans!
 

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Die!
 

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I'm...
 

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just a guy who's a hero for fun.
 

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I do not lose!
 

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And the surface...
 

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is under my protection!
 

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What is this feeling?
 

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This wild throbbing in my heart?!
 

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This rush, this tension!
 

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It's been so long, I forgot
 

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the exhilaration of a real fight!
 

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It's coming back to me.
 

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This is it.
 

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This is it!
 

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This is the very feeling
I've been looking for!
 

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All right, bring it on!
 

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I've become too strong.
 

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- Man, City Z's in their path.
- likely to be hit hardest by the outbreak.
 

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Now we've got a mosquito outbreak?
 

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Got you.
 

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Damn...mosquitos!!
 

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Get back here, dammit!
 

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You and I aren't done yet!
 

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It's in my mouth!
Pft! Pft! You little--!
 

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Huh?
 

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What's that squirming over there?
 

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It's...mosquitoes?!
 

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Seriously?
 

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That's bad. I gotta get--
 

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Man, you saved me.
You're amazing.
 

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What was that just now?
You totally made them bug out!
 

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Ba-dum-dum-tsh.
 

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Oh, I was just trying to make a joke
about the mosquitos being bugs, and...
 

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Mosquitos...suck!
 

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Oh. It's Saitama.
 

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Oh, okay.
 

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Huh?
 

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You really showed up.
 

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Uh...
 

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Can you not call me sensei?
 

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Not Master either!
 

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Go on home after your drink.
 

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I'm not looking for disciples.
 

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Wait--you're back in one piece?
 

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You're an odd one.
 

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Don't use any.
 

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Yeah, that's my skin.
 

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So I'm bald--what's your problem?!
 

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No thanks, I'm good.
 

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Did you hear what I just said?
 

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I see--
 

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Enough, you idiot!
Shorten it to 20 words or less!
 

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- Genos...
- Yes!
 

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How old are you?
 

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So young...
 

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I'm sure you'll surpass me in no time.
 

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I'm 25 now, but I was 22
when I started training in the summer.
 

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Sure, I'll teach you.
 

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But it won't be easy.
Can you handle it?
 

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What?
 

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Pay for my ceiling!
 

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Don't bust people's ceilings!
 

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Can't you guys just
come through the door?
 

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No, I'm fine.
 

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I kinda feel like a...bamboo shoot.
 

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What's going on? I can't see.
 

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Being underground keeps you cool,
 

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but at the same time,
it's nice and warm.
 

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I'm sleepy. Could you get lost?
 

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Well, enough fooling around.
 

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If you wanna apologize,
now's your chance.
 

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You guys smashed my ceiling!
 

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- Aw man...
- of the Beast--
 

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I got dirt in my special place.
 

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Let me just shake this out.
 

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One sec.
 

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I'm done.
 

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Consecutive...
 

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Normal Punches.
 

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Oh.
 

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Found you!
 

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Huh?
 

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Is this who you mean?
 

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What the--?
What happened to your robot voice?
 

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Sorry, I was just trying
to sound cool.
 

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This is taking too long!
 

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What's this got to do with me?
You're just trying to act cool again.
 

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Just get to the point, okay?
 

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I'm not interested in dudes.
 

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Sure, let's go.
 

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Yeah, there's a sale on tomorrow.
Can't do it then.
 

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How else are we gonna get there?
 

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Humans can't fly, you know.
 

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Actually, I hardly ever arrive on time.
 

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So this is...
 

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One, two, three, four, five, six...
Looks like it's about eight stories high--
 

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Uh...what was that all of a sudden?
 

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Well, that's true but...
 

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We could have at least seen
what the bad guys had in store for us.
 

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That was kind of mean.
 

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Looks like there's a basement.
 

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This basement is huge!
 

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I'm getting kind of fired up.
 

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Huh?
 

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Genos?
 

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Huh?
 

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Hey...
 

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You turned Genos into a piece of
modern art.
 

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Fight's on!
 

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Your face is all cracked.
Don't push yourself.
 

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Genos, you okay?
 

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No you're not! Look at your head!
 

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You've gone and gotten my hopes up.
 

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Don't disappoint me now.
 

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You're this place's ultimate weapon, right?
 

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You're clearly not the same as the guys
from this morning.
 

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Look at you, just oozing with confidence.
 

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What are you doing?
 

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Hey.
 

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Huh?
 

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So you wanna know too?
 

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Okay, fine.
 

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Genos, you listen carefully too.
 

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Huh?
 

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Who are you?
 

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Well, fine. Listen up.
 

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First, what's important is, to make sure
you stick to this intense training regimen.
 

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Listen, Genos.
 

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You just have to keep doing it.
 

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No matter how hard it gets.
 

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It took me three years to get this strong.
 

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One hundred push-ups!
One hundred sit-ups!
 

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One hundred squats!
 

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Then a ten kilometer run.
 

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Every single day!
 

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And of course, make sure you eat
three meals a day.
 

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Just a banana in the morning is fine.
But the most important thing is
 

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SAVE MONEY

to never use the A/C or heat
in the summer or winter
 

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SAVE MONEY


so that you can strengthen the mind.
 

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In the beginning, you'll wish
you were dead.
 

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You might start thinking
what's the harm of taking a day off?
 

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But for me, in order to be a strong hero,
no matter how tough it was,
 

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even if I was spitting blood,
I never stopped.
 

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I kept doing squats even when my legs
were so heavy they refused to move.
 

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Even when my arms started making
weird clicking noises,
 

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I kept doing push-ups.
 

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A year and a half later, I started
to notice a difference.
 

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I was bald...
 

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And I had become stronger!
 

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In other words, you gotta train like hell
to the point where your hair falls out.
 

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That's the only way to become strong.
 

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The guys that are fooling around with
 

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the "new human race" and evolution junk
will never make it this far.
 

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Human beings are strong because
we have the ability to change ourselves.
 

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Huh?
 

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Genos...
 

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You may not believe me,
but that's really all I did.
 

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No way... it can't be.
 

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Dammit. I may have made
a horrible mistake.
 

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This guy's in Carnage mode...
 

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He said he'll be on a rampage
for a whole week?
 

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He'll be like this till next Saturday?
 

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One whole week from today...
 

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Next Saturday...
 

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In other words, today
is Saturday too.
 

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That means.. .
 

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That means...
Today is...
 

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Bargain day at the supermarket!!
 

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I screwed up!!!
 

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I'll make it if I hurry?
 

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Let's go, Genos!
 

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Don't come asking to play rock, scissors,
paper with a booger on your finger!
 

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A dream?
 

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- Sounds pretty boring.
- amongst other unintelligible demands.
 

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- No need for me to get involved.
- with no motivation to work.
 

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What?
 

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But that's--
 

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They stole
 

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my look!
 

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I spend all this time trying
to be a hero,
 

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but if they keep acting up
I'll be treated
 

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like a villain!
 

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I'm gonna smash them!
 

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No, I'm not!
 

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Hm?
 

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Oh, there you are.
 

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No, no.
 

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I'm just a guy who's a hero for fun.
 

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For personal reasons,
I'm here to smash your heads in.
 

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So, where are your followers?
 

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I thought I punched him?
 

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What a letdown.
 

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I was all excited
about these battle suits.
 

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But the design is lame,
 

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and all they do is give you
superhuman strength.
 

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I used to use that move
all the time when I was a kid...
 

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Hammerhead, huh?
He's a lot like me.
 

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Don't be bad anymore, okay?
 

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- Get outta here.
- Okay!
 

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Guess I'll go home.
 

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Hammerhead went that way.
Buck naked.
 

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What's this?
 

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Hey, you got it wrong.
 

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I'm not one of the Paradisers.
 

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No, no, no.
Don't be dumb--look at me!
 

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No.
 

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Look! It's me. Me!
 

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You know, the guy who's a hero for fun--
 

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Oh, I see...
 

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What's he talking about?
 

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Oh, come on.
 

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You just want to try out
your moves on me.
 

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I can tell by that innocent smile
of yours.
 

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Can I go home?
 

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Checkmate.
 

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Sorry!
 

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That wasn't on purpose.
 

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I meant to stop
before hitting you,
 

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but your momentum carried
my fist into your...
 

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It's Saitama.
 

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Okay.
 

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Train hard!
 

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Dunno.
 

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He suddenly appeared,
 

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declared we were rivals,
and took off.
 

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Well, you're hardly different.
 

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Actually, why are you here again?
 

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Go home.
It's not like we're related.
 

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Shut up!
 

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I'm now aware of a serious problem
and am reeling from shock.
 

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So I beg you, go home for today.
 

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No one knows who I am.
 

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It's been three years since
I first became a hero.
 

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I've defeated many monsters and
evil organizations during that time.
 

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I've never heard of any other heroes
doing as much as me.
 

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Everyone in the world should
know me by now!
 

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Isn't it weird that I don't have
any fans or anything?!
 

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You know what he said to me today?
 

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"Never heard of you."
 

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Plus, everyone in town took me
for a terrorist.
 

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They've all forgotten how
I beat those monsters for them!
 

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"Take a test at any local branch
of the Hero Association.
 

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"If you score better than the cut-off,
 

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"you will be registered in
the Hero Registry and
 

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"will be allowed to officially
call yourself a 'hero.'
 

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"Once you are recognized
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"you are deemed a pro and
will get paid
 

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"from donations collected
by the Association.
 

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"All heroes
in the public eye
 

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"are registered, professional heroes.
 

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"You may be doing
plenty of hero work,
 

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"but self-proclaimed heroes
 

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"are really just weir...does..."
 

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I had no idea.
 

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Genos, are you registered?
 

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Let's register! Register with me
and I'll make you my disciple.
 

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-I'm not so different...
-Even in the case of the Paradisers,
 

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One wrong step
and I could've been one of them.
 

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Y-Yeah.
 

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Finally done with all the tests.
 

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Now I just wait for the results.
 

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Oh, you done, too?
 

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Hey, is there a point in you
taking fitness tests?
 

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I mean, can't you just give them
the data on your specs?
 

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Well, whatever. So how was it?
 

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Right? Is that really all there is
to becoming a hero?
 

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Seriously?
 

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Class S? What's that?
 

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Huh?
 

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Oh! The letter says I'm also...
 

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Interview?
 

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Yeah, after all...
 

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I'm just a class C hero
with a score of 71 points.
 

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Stop analyzing it!
 

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No, don't!
You'll just embarrass me!
 

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All right, come on.
 

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All that really matters
is we passed.
 

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Let's get it over with and go home.
 

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What should I have for dinner?
 

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So it's only been three years?
 

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Well, they put on
some pretty boring seminars.
 

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Yeah...
 

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Yeah, see you.
 

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Crap...
 

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Maybe I shouldn't have been so quick
to say I'd take a disciple.
 

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Especially this guy...
 

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If I get to the top of class C,
then I'll get promoted to class B...
 

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And class A is above that,
with class S even above that...
 

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I guess Genos is
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I don't know...
 

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...but maybe this isn't
the kind of hero I wanted to be.
 

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Hero Registry?
 

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Hero names? What are those?
 

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Wait, if that's how it works,
won't I be like the "Caped Baldy?"
 

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Wha--?!
 

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Yeah, well I did promise
to make you my disciple...
 

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Is right here good?
 

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So we're just having
a practice bout, right?
 

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Not fighting for real?
 

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That was close...
 

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My clothes could have got
burnt up again.
 

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Okay, I win.
 

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Yah?
 

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I'm starving. Time for lunch.
 

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Let's grab some udon noodles.
 

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What's the matter?
You don't like udon?
 

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I'm glad you like udon.
 

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Well, I'm also kinda
low on funds right now...
 

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Hey, how about
another match, Genos?
 

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I give up...
 

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Man, you're awesome!
 

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Class A, rank 1?
 

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He might be a rookie crusher...
 

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Be careful, Genos!
 

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I wonder if he's all right...
 

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Done already?
 

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To have the top-ranked class A hero
come to personally crush you...
 

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So he wasn't here to fight?
Then what gives?
 

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Huh? What's that mean?
 

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Class S and class C heroes
sure get treated differently.
 

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If you think about it, though,
isn't that like fraud money?
 

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WELCOME GIFT

I mean, you're a cyborg, right?
 

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Never mind. In any case, now we're
even with a win and a loss apiece.
 

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Starting today
we're professional heroes.
 

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Let's do our best, okay?
 

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Oh, okay...
 

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I'll see you.
 

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Uh...
 

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So when you said,
"I'll be back..."
 

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This is what you meant?
 

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Absolutely not.
 

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Did you bring a toothbrush?
 

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It's been five days since I debuted
as a professional hero.
 

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There haven't been
any serious incidents so far.
 

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However, for some reason Genos
is staying at my house.
 

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What are you writing over there?
 

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Crap. He's raising the bar again…
 

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I can't think of a single thing
I can teach the guy.
 

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I feel bad, like I'm scamming him
or something.
 

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Come on, think. Or just make up
some techniques or a spiritual theory.
 

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Bah, strength training is all I've got!
 

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I know Genos won't be satisfied
with that, plus the dude's a cyborg!
 

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They said that?!
 

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But I was watching TV and
there wasn't anything going on.
 

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This is no time to be reading manga!
 

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You stay here!
 

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If I'm with a Class S hero,
 

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a Class C like me
won't get any credit!
 

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Genos, from the beginning
my intense desire to be a hero
 

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was what drove me
to strength training.
 

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That's how I made it this far.
 

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For you, perhaps things will change
if you aim higher as a hero.
 

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Frankly speaking, you're a cyborg,
so training your body won't do.
 

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Instead, a change in mindset
may lead you to greater strength.
 

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Damn, I'm just making
all this crap up…
 

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So…in other words,
 

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HOW I DEVELOPED
INDOMITABLE WILL
BY S CLASS HERO KING

it's not about having
raw power or technique;
 

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HOW I DEVELOPED
INDOMITABLE WILL
BY S CLASS HERO KING


it's about training your mind.
 

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HOW I DEVELOPED
INDOMITABLE WILL
BY S CLASS HERO KING


To do that,
 

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you must first fight your way through
the professional hero industry.
 

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Aim to break into the top ten
of the Class S heroes.
 

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That will be your goal for now.
 

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He bought it… Sweet.
 

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After that, I sped around town.
 

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While frantically looking
for bad guys…
 

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I ran.
 

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And ran.
 

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And ran.
 

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But!
 

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The city was quiet!
 

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I give up…
 

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Just one more day left.
 

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Guess I'll head home.
 

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I'll leave tomorrow's problems
to tomorrow's me.
 

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It's quiet today too!
 

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There's nothing to do!
 

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I'm gonna lose my registration!
 

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Hey! You're that guy…
 

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What was it?
 

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"Seed-on-the-Ground…"?
 

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No wait, "Lost-and-found…"?
 

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Jack-o'-lantern Panic!
 

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Hey sorry, I'm busy. See you 'round..
 

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I told you…I'm busy.
 

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Plus I'm pissed,
so anyone in my way…
 

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…gets punched.
 

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Hero?
 

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Sonic, they think you're
some sort of criminal.
 

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Maybe getting tossed in a cell
will cool off your hot—
 

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Huh?
 

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But I'm a hero too!
 

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So what? I just started!
 

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What are you doing, Sonic?
 

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Huh?
 

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Hey! Cut it out!
 

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Damn it.
 

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Can't everyone
just let me do my job?
 

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I don't have time for this!
 

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I gotta find a bad guy to take down.
 

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A bad guy?
 

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I'm right here.
 

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I wonder if this will count as work?
 

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Shoot…
 

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I forgot to buy konbu soup stock.
 

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Oh yeah, I just…
 

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just happened…
to get it for cheap.
 

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No one said anything about hair!
 

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Oh, thanks!
 

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Oh? Because of that Panic guy?
 

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He boosted my ranking.
 

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So it's been a week now.
 

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Have you done anything?
 

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Sounds like you've still got
a lot of training to do, Genos.
 

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Why?!
 

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You're not embarrassed
to read those out loud?
 

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Oh yeah?
 

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Enough already!
 

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Okay. Maybe you're getting fired?
 

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Old man, take care of Genos.
 

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I'm a hero.
 

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You're not…
 

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gonna fall…
 

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on my town!
 

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Guess that settles that.
 

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But that Metal Knight guy…
 

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wasn't interested
in helping, right?
 

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I think we kept the damage
to a minimum.
 

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After all, no one died.
 

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By the way,
 

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do you think we moved up
in ranking?
 

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Number 5?!
 

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From 342 to 5?
 

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What the hell?! That's crazy!
 

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Yeah?
 

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By the way,
they always report threat levels
 

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as "demon" or "tiger"
or whatever.
 

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Does all that mean anything?
 

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GUIDE TO THREAT LEVELS

Wow…I had no idea.
 

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Well, of course not.
 

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If the heroes run away,
who's left to help?
 

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What are you doing?
 

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Anyway, it wasn't all that much
for such a huge jump in rank…
 

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All right.
 

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I'll be out for a bit.
 

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You stay here.
 

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If something happens,
you'll get all the credit again.
 

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This place has been wrecked…
 

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Oh.
 

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My favorite supermarket
got smashed.
 

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And the crappy apartment building
I got kicked out of is…
 

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Just fine…damn.
 

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Uh…who are you?
 

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Seriously, who is this guy?
 

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What the—?
 

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What do you guys want?
 

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Huh? What are you talking—
 

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Huh?
 

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You're kidding, right?
 

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No, you weren't lying.
 

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I'm the one who smashed
the meteor!
 

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Anyone with a complaint,
let's hear it.
 

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Speak up!
 

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You can shut up!
 

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Why would I give a crap
about your problems?
 

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Tell it to the meteor, jackass!
 

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Listen up!
 

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I don't do this hero-thing
for admiration!
 

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I do it because I want to!
 

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So if you wanna blame me,
go ahead!
 

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You baldies!
 

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What'd you say?!
 

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Oh, it's you, Genos.
 

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Hang on.
 

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These guys—
 

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Oh yeah?
 

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Dammit. That guy's face
is burned into my brain.
 

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I'm gonna remember this.
 

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What brought that on?
 

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You're creeping me out.
 

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You don't have to
butter me up. Really.
 

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Class B, huh?
 

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That means I won't have any more
weekly hero quotas, right?
 

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Busy guy…
 

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I forget.
 

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How much farther is City J?
 

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Oh…hey!
 

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Where'd he run off to?
 

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You a hero too?
 

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Have you seen Genos?
 

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You sure this is the way?
 

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Did you see a butt naked guy
run past?
 

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Maybe he was taking a bath
and was left behind.
 

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I'll check it out.
 

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Go on without me.
 

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That's weird.
I know I saw him…
 

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A Class S hero was defeated?
 

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Is this the Hero Association?
 

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This is the hero Saitama.
 

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Yeah.
 

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Hurry it up. It's raining.
 

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You did fine. Nice fight.
 

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H-Hey, Genos!
 

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Are you still alive?!
 

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Hang on for a second.
 

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I've gotta pound this Seafreak
or whatever it's called.
 

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Huh? Your punch was
too weak, that's all.
 

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– To defy me, means—
– Yeah, yeah, I got it.
 

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It's raining out, so let's do this.
 

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Well… that was lame.
I kinda had my hopes up, too.
 

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Hey, what's that?
 

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The post office's drone?
 

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I see.
 

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Seriously? Are there any for me?
 

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TO C CLASS HERO SAITAMA

– There are.
– Oh! Let's go in and open them!
 

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Here's a guy with free time.
 

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Today's my lucky day!
 

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The other heroes wore the monster down,
so beating it was kid's play!
 

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Good thing I was late.
 

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I barely did a thing and now
I get all the credit.
 

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Hey, spread the word, all of you!
 

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I'm the one who finished
the monster off!
 

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I'll beat the snot out
of anyone who says
 

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it's only 'cause I got here late!
 

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Hey, you guys!
 

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Look after the fallen heroes, okay?
 

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If they die on me,
 

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how am I gonna cash in
on their work?
 

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Hey, it stopped raining.
 

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Hey, there's one more.
 

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Someone's thanking me.
 

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I see. Any left?
 

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The Association?
 

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Are they firing me?
 

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Well, whatever.
 

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What's this? I'm Class C…rank 1?
 

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So, why'd you call me in?
 

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Hm? Oh, I see.
 

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So you guys are the ones
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Interview?
 

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Either way's fine,
but I guess I'll try moving up.
 

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There'll be no more
weekly quotas that way.
 

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Besides, I can't stick to Class C forever
with Genos in Class S.
 

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So I'm Class B now…
 

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Those tests took long enough.
 

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Meh, not like I had to be somewhere.
 

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Something smells good…
 

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Assorted oden, please.
 

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Why?
 

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Thanks
 

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for giving me a ride.
 

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Should I walk?
 

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Are you Class S too?
 

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I'm not laughing.
 

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It sure is tough making those
weekly quotas for us Class C's…
 

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Huh?
 

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Hey! Watch it!
 

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Oh! You're that guy!
 

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Oh yeah.
 

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Maybe some mozuku then?
 

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This is the cool thing you said
you wanted to show us?
 

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A sales pitch?
 

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I'll pass. You do it, Genos.
 

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He's that strong?
What's his name?
 

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You must pack a punch, old man.
 

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I will…since I got nothing to do.
 

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Hi, middle-aged hero dude!
 

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Put 'er there!
 

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37 isn't middle-aged?
I had no idea…
 

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What's with this sassy...
lost child?
 

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Oh yeah...?
 

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Can I have some tea?

CLASS B RANK 63
SAITAMA
 

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Excuse me!
 

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Hey, you there.
 

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Who's this Shibabawa? A hero?
 

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In the next six months means...
 

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it could be tomorrow, or even today.
 

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Good thing I'm here.
 

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That's big!
Are they aliens?
 

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So that's what blew
the city to pieces.
 

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Go back to...
 

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your planet!
 

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Isn't it about time the boss
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Well, if he's alive...
 

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This one's locked too…
 

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Hey, open up!
You've got a visitor!
 

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Oops… I broke it.
 

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That's weird.
 

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I hear a voice right
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Even if I wanted to get out,
 

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I can't. I've lost my way!
 

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A right?
 

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I guess I'll go left!
 

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Now this place looks like
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An octopus?
 

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Hey! The debris is all flying at me!
 

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Telekinetic power…like a psychic?
 

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Now what?
 

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What a waste of psychic powers.
 

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I mean, all you're doing
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Anyone can do that.
 

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Excuse me—
 

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Can I ask…
 

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…where your boss is?
 

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You the boss of these invaders?
 

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I'm a hero for fu—I mean,
 

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a professional hero.
 

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My name's Saitama.
 

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Look, I don't know what
the Denominator of the Universe
 

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wants with Earth…
 

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…but you sure trashed City A.
 

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Prophecy? You mean…
 

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Are you stupid?
 

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You can't just go around
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just to liven up your boring life.
 

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Even telemarketers wouldn't think that.
 

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OK.
 

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Yeah.
 

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You're pretty strong, too.
 

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Shut up.
 

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Blah, blah, blah. Are you done?
 

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With this?
 

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Oh.
 

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I made it.
 

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Consecutive Normal Punches.
 

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In that case,
I'm using my final move too.
 

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Killer Move: Serious Series…
 

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…Serious Punch.
 

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You're still conscious?
 

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You really are strong.
 

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Yeah. It sure was.
 

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Oh, I'm out!
 

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Hey, Genos!
 

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We're done here. Let's go.
 

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Yeah, he was really strong.
 

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Maybe the strongest I've faced.
 

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Nah.
 

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Turns out you can't trust
prophecies to begin with.
 

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– G-Genos.
– Lame face! Goblin! Bug! Baldy!
 

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That's it! Yeah!
 

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Genos?!
 

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Genos… Your joints are all bent
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Here, I'll fix you up.
 

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Oh sorry, your arm came off!
 

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Back to one punch again…
 

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GOD DAMN IT!!
 

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Is that you, Genos?
 

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I figured you'd be here.
 

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I feel like I was able
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I kept losing to you at video games,
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