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Quotes by Aqua

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Satou Kazuma-san.
 

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Welcome to the afterlife.
 

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Unfortunately, you passed away moments ago.
 

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Your life was a short one,
 

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but you are, in fact, dead.
 

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She's alive.
 

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Actually, she wouldn't have gotten hurt,
 

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even if you hadn't pushed her out of the way.
 

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That tractor was going to stop before it hit her.
 

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What is it?
 

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Yes, it was a tractor.
 

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No, you died of shock.
 

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You mistakenly thought a truck ran over you.
 

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I've been doing this for a long time,
 

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but you're the first human to
ever die in such a bizarre way.
 

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You were so terrified that you'd
be run over, you wet yourself.
 

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You passed out and were
taken to a nearby hospital,
 

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and the doctors and nurses laughed
at you as you had a heart attack—
 

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Your family just rushed to the hospital,
 

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and now even they're laughing
out loud at the cause of death.
 

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Well...
 

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I've vented enough stress for now.
 

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My name is Aqua.
 

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I'm a goddess who guides humans
who die young to the afterlife.
 

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You have two choices.
 

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You can start from square one with a new life,
 

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or you can go to Heaven and
carry on like an old man.
 

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To tell you the truth,
 

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Heaven isn't the dreamy place
you all imagine it to be.
 

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Not only is there no TV, there are
no manga or games, either.
 

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You don't even have a physical body,
 

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so you can't do anything sexual, either.
 

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There's nothing to do there but
bask in the sun for all eternity.
 

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Yeah, you don't want to go to a
boring place like Heaven, do you?
 

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On the other hand, starting over
from square one isn't so fun, either.
 

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On that note, I've got a great offer for you.
 

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You like games, don't you?
 

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That world, which has long enjoyed peace,
 

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is being threatened by the Devil King's army!
 

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The livelihoods its citizens have worked
for are being trampled by monsters.
 

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Everyone lives in fear of the Devil King's
army's merciless pillage and slaughter!
 

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...slaughter!
 

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Since that's the sort of world it is,
everyone refuses to be reborn,
 

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so the population is declining.
 

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So we decided, "Why not send people who've
 

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died in other worlds there with their
bodies and memories intact?"
 

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That's why I'm doing you a big favor.
 

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I'm granting you the right to bring any
one thing of your choosing with you.
 

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It could be a powerful weapon,
or a tremendous talent.
 

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You'll be able to redo your life
with all of your original memories.
 

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To top it off, you can bring
one thing of your choosing!
 

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And the people of the parallel world
 

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will earn someone battle-ready to help them.
 

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Not a bad deal, don't you think?
 

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That won't be an issue.
 

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With the kind support of us gods,
 

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we'll overload your brain so you'll
be able to learn it instantly.
 

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As a side effect,
 

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you might just go "poof"
if you're unlucky, though.
 

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So all that leaves you to do is to choose
a powerful ability or piece of equipment.
 

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I never said that.
 

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Now, choose!
 

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I'll grant you one power
that is second to none!
 

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Hey, hurry it up.
 

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No matter what you pick, it's all the same.
 

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Nobody's expecting much from
a shut-in game otaku anyway.
 

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None of that matters. Just hurry it up.
 

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I've still got lots more deceased
humans to guide, you know.
 

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That's right.
 

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All right, stand there and
don't leave the magic circle—
 

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What did you just say?
 

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Huh?
 

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Hey, what is all this? Wh-What?
You've got to be kidding.
 

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No, no, no! Come on, um...
 

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This is not right! Taking a goddess
with you is against the rules!
 

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It must be illegal! This has to be illegal!
 

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Wait! Wait!
 

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I may have the ability to
heal since I'm a goddess,
 

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but I have no fighting ability to speak of!
 

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There's no way I can beat the Devil King!
 

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Hey, wait!
 

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No!
 

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I don't want to go to a parallel
world with a man like this!
 

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That's my line!
 

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Now, go forth on your journey!
 

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No!
 

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What are you talking about?!
 

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I'm in trouble because I can't go back!
 

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What do I do? Huh? What am I gonna do?
 

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What am I supposed to do from now on?!
 

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Huh? You're supposed to be
some game otaku shut-in.
 

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Why are you so reliable?
 

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Hey, wait.
 

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You can call me "Goddess" if you like,
 

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but when you can, call me "Aqua,"
so we don't cause a commotion.
 

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I'm a goddess.
 

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There's no way I'd know about
every little lowly place like that.
 

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Scary!
 

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Hey.
 

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How can you make up a story
like that on the spot?
 

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Okay.
 

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G-Got it. I don't know anything about games,
 

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but I guess that's how it works
in worlds like this, right?
 

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Oh, wait.
 

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You seem like such a capable guy.
 

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Why were you a shut-in otaku with
no friends or girlfriend before?
 

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Why did you seclude yourself every day
and act like such a shut-in NEET?
 

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You dragged me here without any warning.
 

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Of course I don't.
 

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There goes your reliability, just like that.
 

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Well, I guess it was inevitable.
You are a shut-in NEET.
 

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Fine. I guess it's my turn now.
 

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Let me show you what a goddess can do!
 

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You there, priest! State your denomination!
 

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I'm Aqua.
 

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Yes, the object of worship for the
Religious Order of Axis: the goddess Aqua!
 

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If thou art one of my followers...
 

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It'd be a huge help if you
could lend me some money!
 

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Oh, you are? I'm sorry.
 

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Uh, yes. I'm sorry.
 

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Thank you very much...
 

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He didn't even believe that I'm a goddess.
 

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By the way, Eris is a goddess ranked beneath me.
 

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A believer in my subordinate took pity on me
 

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and lent me money...
 

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What? Does that mean I'm really amazing?
 

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A-Amazing is an understatement!
 

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I see. It's a shame there's
no "goddess" occupation,
 

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but in my case, maybe I'll be an
arch priest who heals her allies.
 

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It's the adventurer's life for
us starting today, Kazuma!
 

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Did I?
 

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What isn't?
 

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What's wrong? Did you forget to
use the bathroom before bed?
 

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It's dark. Want me to go with you?
 

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W-We're sorry!
 

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Oh, that's right!
 

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I need you to defeat the Devil King,
or I'll never be able to go home!
 

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What?
 

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Say...
 

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I was just thinking.
 

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Let's go away from here and do a kill quest.
 

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It'll be fine. As long as you have
me around, it'll be over in a flash!
 

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You can count on it!
 

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Who do you think I am?
 

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Yeah! Leave it to me.
 

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Good morning.
 

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Once I realized we didn't have to go to our
construction job, I couldn't help myself.
 

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This is the furthest city
from the Devil King's castle.
 

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Besides, he wouldn't go out of
his way to attack a city with
 

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nothing but novice adventurers in it.
 

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Now, let's go on that kill quest!
 

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You can count on me!
 

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Yeah!
 

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W-We're sorry!
 

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Oh, man, this is hysterical!
 

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Kazuma, your face is red and
you have tears in your eyes!
 

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You look super desperate!
 

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Kazuma!
 

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If you want me to save you,
 

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why don't you start by adding
"san" to the end of my name?!
 

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Aqua-sama!
 

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I guess I have no choice.
 

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I'll help you out, you shut-in NEET!
 

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In return, you'd better worship
me from tomorrow onward!
 

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When we get back to town,
join the Axis Sect
 

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and pray to me three times a day.
 

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At meal time, when I say "Gimme,"
 

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you'll hand your food
over without resistance.
 

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And—
 

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KONOSUBA!
 

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Thank you, Kazuma!
 

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Thank you!
 

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Thank you so much!
 

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I'm all dirty now.
 

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If the followers of Axis
see me sullied like this,
 

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I'll lose their devotion!
 

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If it gets out that I backed
down from a lowly frog,
 

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the name of the beautiful and stunning
Aqua-sama will fall by the wayside!
 

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Feel the power of the gods!
 

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Regret that you ever stood in my path
 

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and bared your fangs at the gods,
 

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and repent in the pits of Hell!
 

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God Blow!
 

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"God Blow" is a lethal fist that carries
a goddess's rage and sorrow!
 

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Any it strikes will perish!
 

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N-Now that I have a good look at you,
I think frogs are pretty cute.
 

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There's no way the two of us
can take them on alone.
 

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Let's recruit more allies!
 

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This is surprisingly tasty.
 

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It's a little tough, but the texture's quite nice.
 

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You've got me here, so allies—
 

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I'm an arch priest, the most
advanced job there is!
 

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Anyone would kill to have me in their party!
 

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If I offhandedly decided to recruit members,
 

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there'd be tons of people saying,
"Please! Take me with you!"
 

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Now that we've got that straight,
hand me another piece of fried frog!
 

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Nobody's coming.
 

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Immediate opening!
We're a cozy, harmonious party.
 

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Any adventurers who wish to journey with
 

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the beautiful and noble arch priest,
Aqua-sama, need look no further!
 

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I've been happy every day
since I joined this party.
 

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I definitely hit the jackpot!
 

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I got over my illness and became popular,
 

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all thanks to joining Aqua-sama's party!
 

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Hiring requirements: adventurers
in advanced job classes only.
 

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But... But...
 

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That red eye... Are you a crimson demon?
 

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My "one"?!
 

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You know,
 

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crimson demons are born with high
intelligence, and possess magical powers.
 

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Generally, they're all expert magicians,
 

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and all have weird names.
 

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Adventurer cards can't be forged.
 

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She's an arch wizard for sure.
 

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It's an advanced job that commands
powerful offensive magic!
 

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Also, if she really can use explosion
magic, then that's amazing!
 

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It's the most advanced attack magic there is!
 

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Kazuma, there's another over there!
 

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What do you mean "former"?!
 

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I am a goddess! Present tense!
 

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Wh-What?! These frogs may be
strong against physical attacks,
 

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but this time for sure...
 

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Watch this, Kazuma!
 

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I'll show you the powers of
a goddess today for sure!
 

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Tremble before me and fall asleep!
 

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God Requiem!
 

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"God Requiem" is a goddess's
requiem of love and sorrow!
 

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Any it strikes will perish!
 

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I stink... I stink!
 

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Huh?
 

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If your level is high enough
to use explosion magic,
 

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shouldn't you be able
to use other magic, too?
 

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Even I didn't learn all the arch priest spells
 

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until after I learned the party trick skills.
 

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Wonderful! Simply wonderful!
 

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Inefficient though it is,
I'm moved by your romantic pursuit!
 

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Hey, stop! You're getting it on my face!
 

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Hup!
 

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There!
 

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Thank you! Thank you!
 

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Thank you!
 

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Oh, look, Kazuma!
 

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What do you think of my newly acquired skill?
 

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Isn't it befitting of a
water goddess like myself?
 

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Oh, Kazuma.
 

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Where have you been?
 

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You missed my dazzling tricks.
 

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Wait, what's with her?
 

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So, Kazuma, were you able to learn
the thief skills without any trouble?
 

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Kazuma, you...
 

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Hey, Kazuma.
 

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Is this the person you mentioned
 

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who came for an interview while Megumin
and I were in the bath yesterday?
 

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Uh-huh.
 

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Yeah. Awesome, isn't it?
 

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Kazuma, Kazuma...
 

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I've kind of gotten cold feet
now that I've heard all this.
 

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Isn't there some easier way?
 

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Didn't they say? It's cabbage. Cabbage!
 

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Bring out the mayonnaise!
 

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In this world, cabbages fly.
 

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When they reach optimal flavor
and harvest season approaches,
 

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they don't just sit back and
let themselves be eaten.
 

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It's said they careen through
the cities and grasslands,
 

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cross the continent and ocean,
 

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and finally quietly pass away
 

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in a secluded region unknown
to man, without being eaten.
 

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If that's the case,
 

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let's catch as many as possible,
 

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and make them into delicious meals to eat!
 

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I'd expect no less from a crusader.
 

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It's no surprise that
 

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those cabbages had a tough time
breaching your iron-clad defenses.
 

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Nature's Beauty!
 

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Nature's Beauty!
 

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It was nothing.
 

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Here!
 

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That's only natural for an arch
priest who heals everyone.
 

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Here!
 

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Here!
 

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An arch priest's magical water is very pure!
 

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Oh, Kazuma!
 

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You weren't half bad yourself!
 

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Kazuma, by my name,
 

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I hereby confer upon you the title
of "The Great Cabbage Thief."
 

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Our party is turning out to have
a pretty impressive roster, huh?
 

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There's me, an arch priest,
 

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Megumin, an arch wizard,
 

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and Darkness, a crusader.
 

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There aren't many parties where three out
of four members are advanced job classes!
 

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Yes, pleased to have you.
 

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What was that?!
 

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Hey, you, what's the meaning of this?!
 

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Just how many cabbages do you think I caught?!
 

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What?
 

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Why is there lettuce mixed in?!
 

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I went through a lot of
trouble, so do something!
 

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Kazuma-san!
 

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About how much was your
reward from our last quest?
 

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A million...
 

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K-Kazuma-sama,
 

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I've thought this for quite
some time, but you're, um...
 

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fairly cool, you know?
 

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K-Kazuma-san!
 

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I thought my reward for this
quest would be pretty hefty,
 

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so I used up all the money I had!
 

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In fact, I expected to
rake in a bunch of money,
 

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so I have a bar tab of nearly 100,000 eris!
 

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You know what's next.
 

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But that was because I thought
only I'd make a killing off it!
 

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Please, lend me money!
 

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Just enough to pay my tab is plenty!
 

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Well, you are a boy,
 

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and I know you rustle around
beside me at night sometimes,
 

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so I'm sure you'd like a private
room as soon as possible...
 

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Kazuma, allies sure are great!
 

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We're the greatest party ever!
 

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Wearing a tracksuit ruins
that fantasy feel, doesn't it?
 

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Only the things you say sound mature...
 

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No, let's do a profitable quest!
 

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I paid my tab, so I don't have to
worry about meal charges today!
 

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Not the frogs!
 

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Honestly... I don't care if he's
a top leader or whatever.
 

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If he's an undead, just watch me!
 

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Look, this is incredible! It's such fine work!
 

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I wonder if the sale price will go up.
 

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It's cheap, dirt cheap! Fresh cabbage!
 

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How about some, ma'am?
And you, too, mister!
 

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I'm back!
 

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Take a look at this!
 

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We had some cooking leftover,
so they said I could bring it home.
 

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It's a huge score!
 

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What?
 

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Don't say that! I'll never be
able to go home that way!
 

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No!
 

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Anything but my recovery magic!
 

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Don't take away my reason for being!
 

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You've got me for that! Isn't that enough?!
 

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Meanie! Demon! Brute!
 

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You're so cruel!
 

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What is it?
 

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Shh! Do her a favor and keep quiet!
 

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She hasn't used explosion magic yet today,
 

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and she has lots of adventurers behind her,
 

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so she's acting tough.
 

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This is the good part,
so stand here and watch!
 

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Guess I have no choice.
 

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I don't care if you're one
of the Devil King's leaders!
 

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Coming here while I'm around was bad luck!
 

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I can't accept any decent
quests because of you!
 

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Now, are you ready?!
 

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I'll purify you with my prayer!
 

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Sacred Break Spell!
 

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For me, lifting Dullahan's curse is child's play!
 

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Well? I can be priest-like once
in a while, don't you think?
 

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Oh, it was nothing. Actually, maybe it wasn't!
 

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Hup!
 

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Nature's Beauty of victory!
 

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This is the goddess, Aqua. I'm reporting my progress.
We ran into a bit of trouble, but just about everything is going favorably.
In fact, it appears as though I've saved the extremely incompetent and reclusive Mr. Satou Kazuma.
Mr. Kazuma appears grateful for my devotion from the bottom of his heart.
Therefore, I would like to request permission to return home...
Huh? I can't? Please, I beg you!
 

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I've had all I can take of living in debt!
 

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A quest!
 

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Thanks to Dullahan, there are only
tough ones left, but let's accept one!
 

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I want money!
 

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P-Please!
 

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I'm sick of working part-time
in the shopping district!
 

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The manager yells at me if
any croquettes aren't sold!
 

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I'll work hard!
 

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I'll give it everything I've got this time!
 

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Please!
 

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Got it!
 

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All right.
 

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Hey, check this one out!
 

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"The quality of the town
lake's water has declined,
 

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and Brutal Alligators
have started to live in it,
 

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so I would like to have the water purified.
 

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The monsters will move to a different
habitat if the lake is purified,
 

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so there's no need to kill them.
 

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The reward is 300,000 eris."
 

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This quest is perfect for me!
 

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How about it?
 

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You fool.
 

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Who do you think I am?
 

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Surely you can tell
 

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what I'm a goddess of from
my name and appearance.
 

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No, you shut-in NEET!
 

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Water! Do you not see the beautiful
 

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water-colored eyes and hair?!
 

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Go ahead and accept it, then.
 

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Wh-What?
 

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Well, monsters are likely to attack
while I'm purifying the lake...
 

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So I'd like you to protect me...
 

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Half a day or so?
 

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Please, I'm begging you!
 

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Help me out, Kazuma-san!
 

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Huh?
 

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Well, for a goddess of my class,
 

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simply touching the lake should purify it.
 

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Huh?
 

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Hey, are we really doing this?
 

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I feel like some rare,
 

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captured monster that's on its way to be sold.
 

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I feel like a teabag of black tea
being made into soup stock.
 

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312 iron bars,
 

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313 iron bars...
 

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It's going well!
 

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Arch priests don't go to the bathroom!
 

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K-Kazuma!
 

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Something's coming! Hey, a lot
of somethings are coming!
 

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Kazuma! Kazuma-san!
 

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Purification! Purification!
 

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Purification! Purification! Purifica—
 

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Purification!
 

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Purification! Purification!
 

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Purification! Purification!
 

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The cage! The cage is making a strange sound!
 

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No way!
 

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I won't get my reward if I give up now!
 

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It just went "crack"!
 

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The cage just made a sound
no cage should ever make!
 

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Purification! Purification!
 

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Purification! Purification! Purification!
 

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Purification! Purification!
 

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Just take me back like this.
 

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The world outside this cage is scary.
 

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Take me back to the city like this.
 

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Now, depart on your journey
with the Cursed Sword, Gram,
 

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chosen hero.
 

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Yes, I expect great things of you.
 

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A used-up goddess is being transported along...
 

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I'm sure they're taking me away to be sold...
 

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I'm sure they're taking me away to be sold...
 

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Hang in there, me...
 

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No.
 

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Inside this cage is my sanctuary.
 

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The outside world is scary,
so I won't come out for a while.
 

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Goddess?
 

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That's right! I'm a goddess!
 

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So, what business do you have
with a goddess such as myself?
 

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Who are you?
 

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Huh?
 

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Oh, of course! That guy!
 

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Sorry, I totally forgot!
 

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I've sent along many people,
 

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so it's inevitable that I'd forget some!
 

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W-Wait! I'm having lots of fun every day,
 

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and I'm not upset about having
been dragged here anymore.
 

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Um, in the stables...
 

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Hey, this is bad.
 

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This guy seriously freaks me out.
 

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He's the narcissistic type, and that scares me.
 

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The Cursed Sword Gram is for
this embarrassing guy's use alone.
 

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Why?!
 

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She said my reward this time,
 

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after deducting the cost of
the broken cage, is 100,000 eris.
 

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The cage repair fee is 200,000 eris.
 

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I wasn't even the one who broke it...
 

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The next time I see that man,
 

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I'm going to nail him with God Blow for sure!
 

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God Blow!
 

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Hey, you!
 

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Pay the repair fee for the cage you broke!
 

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It's 300,000! 300,000!
 

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Excuse me!
 

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One drink and a stack of fried frog, please!
 

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I've kept this to myself until now,
 

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but I'll tell you.
 

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I am Aqua,
 

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the goddess who rules water,
worshiped by the Religious Order of Axis.
 

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Yes, I am the goddess Aqua!
 

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No!
 

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Mr. Satou Kazuma is growing noticeably stronger, and is progressing
so well, he could defeat the Devil King as soon as tomorrow.
This is entirely due to my supervisory talents.
Mr. Kazuma, who was once a shut-in NEET, seems to be in constant awe of my shrewd coaching, which is gentle like a mother's, yet strict like a father's.
Therefore, I would like to request permission to return home immediately...
Huh? I can't? No!
 

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Ow! Ow! Ow!
 

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I can't get any worthwhile quests because of him,
 

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so I wanted revenge!
 

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What's this?
 

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Was this dullahan waiting
for us the whole time,
 

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with no idea that we easily dispelled
his curse after he left?
 

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That's hilarious! Super hilarious!
 

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That's so pathetic!
 

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You're awfully cocky for an undead!
 

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Turn Undead!
 

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Hey, Kazuma, this isn't right! It's not working!
 

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Sacred Turn Undead!
 

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Wh-What should we do, Kazuma?
 

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My purification magic isn't affecting him at all!
 

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Hey!
 

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Why are they all targeting me?! I'm a goddess!
 

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I've been a good girl every day, too!
 

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Kazuma-san! Kazuma-san!
 

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I'll treat you if you do something!
 

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I can't get rid of them, no matter
how many times I use Turn Undead!
 

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What for?!
 

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Hey, what's all the commotion?
 

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What sort of game are you playing?
 

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Are you an idiot?
 

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It's about time I punished you,
you insolent jerk!
 

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I can use flood-class water magic.
 

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Apologize!
 

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Apologize for calling a water
goddess a "lame goddess"!
 

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You just called me a useless goddess!
 

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Just you watch.
 

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I'll show you what a goddess can do!
 

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All my followers in this world,
 

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the water goddess Aqua commands you.
 

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Answer my request, my prayer,
 

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and show the world thy power!
 

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Sacred Create Water!
 

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Now's your chance, Kazuma!
 

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Leave it to me!
 

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Sacred Turn Undead!
 

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For someone as great as me,
 

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reviving newly-fallen adventurers
is a piece of cake!
 

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Resurrection! Resurrection!
 

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Resurrection!
 

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Now you can have that drink together!
 

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You're late!
 

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Th-Three hundred million?!
 

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We won thanks to my abilities,
so we should go 90/10.
 

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You're going to go back
to being a shut-in NEET?
 

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I won't be able to go home!
 

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Huh?
 

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"Useless goddess"—
 

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Is it a check? It's a check, right?
 

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Sneak away...
 

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W-We can split the debt into equal parts...
 

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Huh? Everyone wants that, obviously!
 

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Anyway, you're entirely too unresourceful.
 

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You make a goddess like myself
sleep in a stable every single night!
 

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Aren't you ashamed of yourself?
 

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If you understand that,
then give me more luxury.
 

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Spoil me more!
 

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Huh?
 

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I can't help it!
 

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This city may have perished
in that battle with Verdia,
 

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if not for my super astounding efforts!
 

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You should exalt me more!
 

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All of you should praise me,
praise me, and spoil me rotten!
 

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Wait! I'm sorry!
 

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I apologize for getting carried
away, so don't abandon me!
 

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If we're accepting that
quest, I'll go get ready!
 

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I can catch Snow Sprites
with this, and bottle them up.
 

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I had the idea that if we mix
them in with our drinks,
 

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we can have ice-cold drinks whenever we want!
 

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Well? Aren't I smart?!
 

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There!
 

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I caught my fourth one! Kazuma, look here!
 

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I caught a bunch!
 

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Kazuma!
 

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I'll tell you why adventurers don't
accept Snow Sprite kill quests.
 

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You lived in Japan,
 

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so I'm sure you've at least heard the name
in the news and weather forecasts.
 

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He's the Snow Sprites' master,
 

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and is also said to evoke the image of winter...
 

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Yes,
 

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the Winter Shogun has arrived!
 

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Sprites pick up the subconscious
thoughts of the people they encounter
 

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and take their form.
 

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But the only ones strolling
around outside town
 

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in winter are mostly just cheat-users
who came here from Japan.
 

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Kazuma!
 

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The Winter Shogun is generous.
 

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If we politely apologize, he'll overlook this!
 

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Prostrate yourself!
Prostrate yourself before him!
 

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Come on, everyone, toss your
weapons aside and bow down!
 

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Apologize! You hurry up
and apologize too, Kazuma!
 

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Kazuma!
 

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Your weapon, your weapon!
 

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Hurry and throw down the
sword you're holding!
 

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Now, return to us, Kazuma!
 

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How could you get killed off so easily?
 

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It's too soon for you to die!
 

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Hey, Kazuma, can you hear me?
 

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I cast recovery magic on your body,
 

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so you can come back to this side now.
 

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Huh? What goddess is spouting that nonsense?
 

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Hey, you! Identify yourself!
 

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Where does a goddess in charge of a
backwater like this get off talking to me,
 

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an elite in charge of Japan, that way?!
 

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Eris?!
 

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The overrated Eris who's grown cocky
and even became a unit of currency,
 

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just because she's worshiped a little
in the established religion of this world?
 

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Hey, Kazuma!
 

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Yes?
 

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If Eris gives you any more trouble,
 

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I'll confiscate her breast pads—
 

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Oh, you're finally awake?
 

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Sheesh, that girl's so hard-headed.
 

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Hey, come on, Kazuma.
 

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What're you blushing for? Say something!
 

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I brought you back to life, you know.
 

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Don't you have something to say?
 

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Come on.
 

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Say something.
 

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Like words of gratitude, or an apology
for how you've treated such a
 

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high-class goddess with such
contempt all this time...
 

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Fine, you damn NEET!
 

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Why don't I send you to
meet Eris right away, then?!
 

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You were beheaded by the Winter Shogun.
 

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It was quite a splendid slice.
 

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Ta-da!
 

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I didn't only prostrate myself.
 

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I pretended to set them all
free, but I saved just one.
 

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I guess even the Winter Shogun couldn't
see through my convincing performance!
 

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What?! No!
 

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I'm going to take this one home
and make it a refrigerator!
 

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No! Not this one!
 

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I've already given it a name!
 

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I won't let you kill it!
 

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Don't! Don't!
 

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I'll raise it with care,
 

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and when summer comes,
I'll have it make lots of ice.
 

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Then we'll open a snow cone shop!
 

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We'll sleep together on hot, restless nights.
 

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Hey, what does this little one eat?
 

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I-I won't let you eat it!
 

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Let's order something!
 

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I wonder what I should choose.
 

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Kazuma, aren't you going to eat?
 

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What's with you?
 

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I brought you back to life today, Kazuma!
 

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There's nothing wrong with a
reward of this size, is there?
 

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I put a little of the reward
from the quest into it, too!
 

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So cold...
 

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I pawned my coat, too. It's so cold...
 

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Th-The fire!
 

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There.
 

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I don't have any choice!
 

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There's nothing else to burn!
 

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Let go, you shut-in NEET!
 

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Warm me up! Warm me up more!
 

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Whoa, wait!
 

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So cold...
 

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Hey, what're you talking about?
 

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What do you take me for?
 

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I'm no hoodlum or outlaw.
 

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I'm a goddess, a bona fide deity!
 

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Hey! Are you listening to me?
 

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Wait! You should listen gratefully
when a goddess speaks!
 

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It's you, you damned undead!
 

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You opened up a shop here?
 

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I'm sleeping in a stable,
 

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and you're running a shop?!
 

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You're pretty full of yourself, for a lich!
 

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I'll burn this shop to the
ground in the name of God—
 

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Ow!
 

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Do you not even serve tea at this shop?
 

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It's delicious.
 

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You set up a shop even
though you're an undead,
 

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and you prepare warm tea even
though you're an undead...
 

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Hey! What are you thinking, Kazuma?!
 

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I can't possibly overlook a goddess's
attendant learning a lich's skills!
 

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Listen. Liches love gloomy, dismal places.
 

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The whole lot of them are
basically related to slugs!
 

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That's right.
 

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I am Aqua.
 

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Yes, the goddess Aqua, worshiped
by the Religious Order of Axis.
 

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Renounce yourself, Lich!
 

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What did you say?!
 

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Curse you! This is what you get!
 

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Got you!
 

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I did it, Kazuma!
 

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With this, all my debts will be forgiven!
 

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In fact, I should get change back!
 

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I don't really get it, but I'll
eliminate you, just in case.
 

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So, as long as you're around,
 

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humans can't invade the Devil King's castle?
 

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Kazuma, let's eliminate her.
 

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I could easily break a simple barrier...
 

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But she's a lich, so let's eliminate her.
 

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Okay, fine.
 

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What skill is an undead planning to use on me?
 

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Fine. Absorb as much as you can.
 

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Go right ahead.
 

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Come on, what's the matter?
 

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Aren't you going to absorb
my magic and health?
 

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Ow!
 

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Hey, Kazuma, don't interfere!
 

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This is a battle between a lich and a goddess!
 

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You think I'll let her absorb
my strength that easily?!
 

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Ow!
 

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Not bad! Yes, not bad at all!
 

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This should be a fitting place for me to live!
 

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With this, we can make it through
the winter without worry!
 

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Like they say, "make the
best of a bad situation."
 

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Nothing less from me!
 

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Leave it to me!
 

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I'm a goddess and an arch priest!
 

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You could call me an anti-undead expert!
 

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I see it. I see it!
 

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There was a child born
 

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in this mansion to an aristocrat who made
a move on his maid, partly in fun,
 

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and that illegitimate child was confined here.
 

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The aristocrat had a weak constitution,
and when he died from illness,
 

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the mother of the illegitimate
child went missing, as well.
 

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The girl remained in the
mansion and succumbed
 

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to the same illness as her father,
passing away at a young age,
 

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lonely and alone, without ever
knowing her parents' faces.
 

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The girl's name was Anna Filante Estheroid.
 

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Her favorite things were stuffed dolls
and tales of adventurers' journeys.
 

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But don't worry. This spirit isn't a bad girl.
 

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Whoa!
 

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She may be a child, but she appears to
like things that are a bit grown-up.
 

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She enjoys sweet, hard drinks—
 

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Kazuma!
 

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This is super expensive alcohol
that I've been saving.
 

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I was looking forward to taking
leisurely sips of it after my bath...
 

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But when I came back to
my room, as you can see,
 

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it was empty!
 

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This is the work of evil spirits!
 

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I'm going to go look around the mansion
 

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and strike down any spirits
that catch my eye!
 

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Show yourselves!
 

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Turn Undead! Turn Undead! Turn Undead!
 

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Turn Undead! Turn Undead!
 

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Nature's Beauty!
 

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Turn Undead! Turn Undead! Turn Undead!
 

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A community graveyard?
 

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Yes.
 

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You remember how we undertook exorcising
the graveyard in Wiz's stead before?
 

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But constantly going all the way
to the graveyard was a huge pain.
 

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So I figured if I took away their graveyard,
 

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the spirits' home, they would
eventually disperse and leave.
 

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So... I... did.
 

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Yes.
 

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Kazuma! Dinner's ready, so hurry back!
 

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If you don't, your long-awaited
lunch will get cold!
 

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Oh, then toss Kazuma's tracksuit
over there onto the fire!
 

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Hey, Kazuma.
 

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Relinquish that spot to me,
the exalted Aqua-sama.
 

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I'm level 21,
 

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the highest level in the party.
 

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You're being awfully impertinent
for an under-leveled lowbie.
 

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If you get that, then give the spot
nearest the fireplace to your superior.
 

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Kazuma, you fool.
 

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My stats were obviously maxed
out from the very start!
 

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You're mistaken to lump me together
with ordinary adventurers.
 

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Oh, what's this?
 

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You're being very obedient.
 

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Hey, wait.
 

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Why are you crying?
 

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What's with that look in your eyes,
like you're staring at someone pitiful?
 

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Hey, Kazuma!
 

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Sheesh! What's your problem?!
 

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Be glad, Kazuma!
Tonight's dinner is incredible!
 

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It's crab! Crab!
 

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It's super high-grade marbled red crab,
 

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and it even came with this
amazing, top-quality liquor!
 

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They said it's to thank
 

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their daughter's party members
for always looking out for her!
 

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Kazuma, Kazuma!
 

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Give me a little fire.
 

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I'll teach you a tasty way to drink this.
 

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Just place a shell filled with
crab innards here, and...
 

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It should be ready.
 

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Isn't it? Nothing less from me!
 

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Let me think... If I had to say, it's like...
 

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Everyone drink up! I'm in a great mood now,
 

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so I'll show you the grand unveiling
of my new party trick!
 

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A trick of the fingers...
 

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The mobile fortress, Destroyer!
 

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Art isn't something you can
just show off when asked.
 

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It's something that presents itself
naturally when the soul commands it.
 

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Intruder! Show yourself!
 

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Everyone, there's an intruder in the mansion!
 

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Look, look!
 

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An intruder got caught in my barrier,
and now she's immobilized...
 

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We've got another suspicious guy here!
 

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This succubus got caught in the barrier,
and now she's immobilized.
 

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I'm positive she was after you, Kazuma.
 

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I'll do an exorcism right away.
 

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Just resign yourself.
 

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I'm going to use an extraordinarily
powerful anti-devil—
 

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Huh?
 

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What're you doing?
 

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She's a devil who came here to
attack you and steal your vitality!
 

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What's the big idea?
 

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There's no way a goddess like myself
 

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can let that devil get away.
 

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Kazuma, if you don't want us
to beat you into submission,
 

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then move aside.
 

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It looks like I'll have to settle this
score with Kazuma right here and now.
 

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Once I've pulverized you,
 

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I'll perform that succubus's last rites.
 

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Better toss some salt.
 

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Kazuma!
 

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We're running away! We're running far away!
 

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Yeah, yeah.
 

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Why?
 

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I have no way to know unless I try.
 

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Hey, Wiz!
 

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You're up for this, right?!
 

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You're really up for this, right?!
 

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That's not funny! That's not funny!
 

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Kazuma, are you okay over there?!
 

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Sacred...
 

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Break Spell!
 

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Come on, let's go back and celebrate!
 

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I wonder how much the reward will be!
 

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Huh?
 

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Huh?!
 

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The way this is going,
we can leave things to them.
 

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Let's go home. Let's go home
and try hard again tomorrow...
 

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Huh?! N-No!
 

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I want to go home!
 

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He's already passed on.
 

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Not only did he not turn undead,
 

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but he passed away peacefully,
with no lingering attachments.
 

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What's this?
 

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"This country's bigshots made
an unreasonable request.
 

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Telling me to create a mobile
fortress on this pittance?
 

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Absurd."
 

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The end.
 

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What's with that self-serving, wild idea?
 

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Hey, Wiz, can't you do something about this?
 

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Do that!
 

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H-Hey! Kazuma-san is drying up!
 

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Now that I think about it,
this city's guild issued my loans,
 

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so if it were to go boom right now...
 

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Hey, I don't have time to
deal with you right now.
 

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I'd rather just let this—
 

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You shut-in NEET! What're you
doing in this state of emergency?!
 

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Wait! If you inject her with a
large amount of my holy power,
 

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she'll definitely disappear!
 

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Hey, do you understand?
 

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Don't absorb too much, okay?
Don't absorb too much, okay?!
 

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No! I'm not trying to sound like some performer!
 

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Hey, Megumin, are you finished?
 

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I think you've absorbed
more than enough already.
 

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Kazuma! We've got trouble!
 

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Knights are coming from the imperial capital!
 

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What? You're not being compensated?
 

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Kazuma-san! You're a criminal, Kazuma-san!
 

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Killing the Demon King is totally
out of the question now!
 

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Hey, are you listening?
 

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What're we gonna do?!
 

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We'll give you all our blessing going forward, too!
 

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Hey, Kazuma, what did you do this time?!
 

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Come on, apologize!
 

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I'll tell them I'm sorry, too,
so hurry up and apologize!
 

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If I remember right, Kazuma said
something like this at the time.
 

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"It's okay. I'll take responsibility."
 

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"I may not look it, but I
apparently have good luck!"
 

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Don't, Wiz!
 

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If only one of us has to take the
fall here, that's for the best!
 

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It might be hard, but suck it up!
 

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Suck it up for now!
 

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We'll just wait until Kazuma
finishes doing his time!
 

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Kazuma! Kazuma!
 

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I came to save you, obviously!
 

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I'd never abandon a dear friend.
 

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Megumin just used her explosion
magic on the outskirts of town.
 

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Thanks to that, the guards
ran off to investigate!
 

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Darkness should be running away with
the depleted Megumin as we speak.
 

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I hear you can be executed
for subversive activities.
 

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You're just an adventurer
whose identity is suspect.
 

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They'll manipulate the truth,
and you'll end up dead!
 

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First, use that wire to pick the cell's lock.
 

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After that, you can use your
Stealth skill to escape the jail!
 

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Then, once we get back to the mansion,
we get ready to skip town!
 

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Well, I'll be waiting out front!
 

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Kazuma! Hey, Kazuma, wake up!
 

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The other two made it back
without being spotted,
 

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but they were accused of being
behind the explosion.
 

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We shouldn't underestimate this
world's investigative ability.
 

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But it's okay.
 

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I forced them to wear masks today,
so they won't be found out!
 

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More importantly, I waited all night
for you. Why didn't you escape?
 

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Snow accumulated on my head,
 

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and they kept dragging me in for questioning!
 

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That's clever of them.
 

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I never imagined they'd have such foolproof
measures in place to prevent escape.
 

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But today I've got the perfect solution!
 

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Very astute of you!
 

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We don't have much time,
so let's work together.
 

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Hurry it up!
 

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Not a problem. I'm not stupid, you know.
 

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I brought something for you to stand on, too!
 

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Hang on a second.
 

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You've got it all wrong!
 

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Kazuma needs this, so I was
just giving him a present...
 

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Hey, you can probably just leave it to me!
 

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Hey, hey, that guy seems to
have his eyes glued to us.
 

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Yeah! What're you basing it on?!
 

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It's over, it's all over!
Kazuma's a convict now!
 

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Even though he was just
a shut-in NEET at first!
 

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But first he becomes more
and more of a pervert,
 

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and now he's a criminal!
 

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This is great, Kazuma!
 

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I don't really get why, but you're not
getting executed, and that's a good thing!
 

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Hup! A celebratory Nature's Beauty!
 

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Achoo!
 

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Cold... I'm so cold...
 

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Warm me up... Somebody warm me up...
 

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What's wrong with you?!
 

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Ow!
 

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Hey, why'd she only scratch me?!
 

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Unbelievable!
 

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Between the jet black fur
and the imperious attitude,
 

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I can sense some sort of malevolent aura!
 

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So, what do you call this demonic beast?
 

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I-I get it!
 

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So we can't ask Darkness what it was
like to climb the stairs to adulthood!
 

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No!
 

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Help!
 

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No!
 

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I don't wanna be toad food again!
 

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Kazuma-san!
 

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I can't! I just can't!
 

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Hurry and do something!
 

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Kazuma-san...
 

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Hey! That arrow almost messed
up the best part of my hair—
 

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No way! You be the decoy this time!
 

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Kazuma, there's your chance!
 

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Hurry and get the toa—
 

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No!
 

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Well, I'll make arrangements for the
guild to haul the toad meat in.
 

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I'm back!
 

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Hey, I got the cash for the toad meat!
 

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Kazuma? Megumin? I'm back!
 

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It'd be nice if someone would say something!
 

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