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I happened to notice your recruitment poster.
 

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That we would meet is a fate
chosen by the world itself.
 

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I have anxiously awaited the arrival
of those such as yourselves.
 

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My name is Megumin!
 

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My calling is that of an arch wizard,
 

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one who controls explosion magic,
 

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the strongest of all offensive magic!
 

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Do you, too, desire my forbidden strength,
 

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which is so almighty, I've been
ostracized by the entire world?
 

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Then show me thine resolve to peer
into the ultimate abyss with me!
 

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When man stares into the abyss,
the abyss stares back.
 

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N-No!
 

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Indeed! I am Megumin, user of the
finest magic crimson demons possess!
 

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My lethal magic demolishes mountains,
 

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smashes boulders...
 

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I haven't eaten anything in three days.
 

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Do you have anything I could eat?
 

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This is the magic item that
suppresses my mighty magical powers.
 

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If I were ever to take this off,
 

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a great catastrophe would
surely befall this world...
 

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Well, that was a lie.
 

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I just wear it for looks.
 

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I'm sorry! Please don't pull on it!
 

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Stop... Stop it!
 

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Please cut it out!
 

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Actually, it'll hurt if you just let go,
 

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so please just slowly put it back where it was.
 

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That's right, slowly, slowly...
 

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Ow! My eye!
 

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Calling my name weird is rude.
 

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From my point of view, it's everyone
else in town who has a weird name.
 

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My mother is Yuiyui and
my father is Hyoizaburo!
 

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Hey! If you've got something to say
about my parents' names, let's hear it!
 

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Hyoizaburo!
 

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Hey, don't call me "this girl" and "she."
 

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I'd prefer you called me by name.
 

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Explosion magic is the strongest magic.
 

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But that also means it takes time to prepare.
 

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Please keep that frog at bay until
my preparations are complete.
 

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Understood.
 

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Goddess?
 

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How sad...
 

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Darkness blacker than black
and darker than dark,
 

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I beseech thee, combine with my deep crimson.
 

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The time of awakening cometh.
 

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Justice, fallen upon the infallible boundary,
 

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appear now as an intangible distortion!
 

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Dance, dance, dance!
 

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I desire for my torrent of
power a destructive force:
 

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a destructive force without equal!
 

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Return all creation to cinders,
 

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and come from the abyss!
 

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This is the mightiest means
of attack known to man,
 

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the ultimate attack magic! Explosion!
 

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While my mystic art, explosion magic,
 

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possesses tremendous might,
 

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it also consumes tremendous magical power.
 

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In short,
 

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I used magic exceeding my limits,
 

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so now I can't move a muscle.
 

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I never expected a frog to pop up so close by.
 

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This is bad.
 

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I'm going to be eaten.
 

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Sorry, could you help me ou—
 

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The inside of a frog stinks,
 

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but it feels nice and warm...
 

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I can't.
 

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I can only use explosion magic.
 

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I can't use any other type of magic.
 

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For real.
 

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I'm an arch wizard who loves
explosion magic above all else.
 

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I don't like any other magic
in the detonation family.
 

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I only like explosion magic!
 

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I could, of course, easily go on
adventures if I learned other magic,
 

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but that just won't do!
 

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I only love explosion magic!
 

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Even if only one use per day is my limit,
 

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or I collapse after using my magic,
 

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explosion magic is still
the only magic I'll ever love!
 

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After all, I chose the path of an arch wizard
 

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solely so I could use explosion magic!
 

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My only desire is to use my explosion magic.
 

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I'd be fine with going unpaid if need be.
 

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Yes, an arch wizard's
mighty power can be yours,
 

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for the low cost of food and sundries!
 

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What choice do you have but to make
a long-term contract with me?
 

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No, no, no.
 

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It's fine, even if you are puny or novices!
 

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I have an advanced job,
but I'm only level six.
 

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Hey, I wish you wouldn't
try to tear my hand away!
 

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No other parties will take me anymore!
 

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I'll carry your stuff,
or whatever else you need!
 

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I'm begging you! Please don't abandon me!
 

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I'm fine with whatever erotic acts you like!
 

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I'll show you I can even endure that
slimy act we used those frogs for!
 

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First you get someone to
teach you how to use a skill.
 

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Then the entry will appear on your card.
 

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If you use your points on that entry,
you'll finish learning it.
 

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Exactly!
 

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That's exactly right, Kazuma!
 

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If you want to learn explosion magic,
 

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I'll teach you as much as you want!
 

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Heck, is there any other skill
more worthwhile to learn?
 

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No, there certainly is not!
 

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Come, now, and walk the
path of explosions with me!
 

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L-Little girl?
 

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I'm a little girl?
 

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Did your stats go up with your level,
 

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allowing you to change jobs
from "adventurer" to "pervert"?
 

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Um, it's a bit drafty,
so please give me back my panties.
 

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Hey, this lady is a crusader!
 

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We shouldn't have any
reason to turn her down.
 

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Look at this. She's a crusader.
 

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You do?
 

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My name is Megumin!
 

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I am a user of the finest magic
crimson demons possess,
 

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and I command explosion magic!
 

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The Devil King fancies himself superior
to us and dares call himself "strongest"!
 

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I shall obliterate his vile presence
with our strongest of magics!
 

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Looks like it'll be rough this year...
 

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A storm is coming.
 

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None can stand in opposition
of my lethal explosion magic.
 

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Could I possibly resist the urge
to unleash explosion magic
 

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when faced with such a massive enemy army?
 

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No, I can't!
 

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Oh, blackness shrouded in light...
 

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Frenzied blaze clad in night...
 

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In the name of the crimson demons,
 

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let the collapse of thine origin manifest.
 

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Summon before me the root of
thy power hidden within the lands
 

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of the kingdom of demise!
 

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Explosion!
 

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Aqua's Nature's Beauty was splendid, as well.
 

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She boosted the morale of all the adventurers,
 

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and preserved the freshness of the
harvested cabbage with cold water.
 

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You blew away the entire swarm
of cabbages in a single blow!
 

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Have you now seen the power of
the crimson demon bloodline?
 

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Indeed.
 

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When you erase your presence
with the Lurk skill
 

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and attack the enemy from behind with Steal,
 

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you look just like a skilled assassin.
 

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Irresistible. Irresistible!
 

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The luster of this Manatite staff
brimming with magical power...
 

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A million...
 

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Kazuma looks like a real adventurer now.
 

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Let's go on a kill quest right away, then.
 

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One with lots of small-fry monsters!
 

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I want to test out my new staff's magic power!
 

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No frogs!
 

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If I did that, who would carry me home?
 

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After one shot, I can't move anymore.
 

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I can't do that!
 

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If I don't do it somewhere far from town,
I'll be scolded by the guardsmen again.
 

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Is that an abandoned castle?
 

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I'll use that!
 

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Surely nobody will complain
if I obliterate that!
 

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Crimson-black blaze,
king of myriad worlds,
 

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though I promulgate the laws of nature,
 

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I am the alias of destruction incarnate
 

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in accordance with the
principles of all creation.
 

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Let the hammer of eternity descend unto me!
 

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Explosion!
 

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Burn to ashes within the crimson.
 

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This is fantastic...
 

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Explosion!
 

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—plosion!
 

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—sion!
 

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Explosion-plosion! Explosion-plosion!
 

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—on!
 

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Explosion!
 

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Explosion...
 

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Explosion!
 

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Explosion!
 

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Nice explosion!
 

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You've come to understand the
path of explosions, Kazuma.
 

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How about it?
 

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Why not learn explosion magic for real?
 

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That's a great attitude.
 

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Your verbal lashings are pretty nasty.
 

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Most women would cry if you said what
was on your mind without holding back.
 

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My name is Megumin!
 

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An arch wizard who commands explosion magic!
 

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N-No!
 

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I am a crimson demon,
the greatest magician in this city.
 

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Firing explosion magic at you
continuously was a strategy
 

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to lure you, a leader in the
Devil King's army, out here.
 

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You fell for it, and came to this city alone.
 

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Seems you're out of luck.
 

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Impossible.
 

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We crimson demons must unleash
explosion magic once a day, or we'll die.
 

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Yes.
 

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You can't act so composed for long.
 

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Teacher, if you would!
 

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Darkness! Darkness!
 

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I'm going to go to the castle,
 

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nail Dullahan with a direct
hit of my explosion magic,
 

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and lift the curse on Darkness.
 

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Shall we go together, then?
 

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However, I hear there's a
bunch of undead in the castle.
 

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That means weapons won't work very well.
 

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My magic should be more effective.
 

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So...
 

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Please rely on me at times like these!
 

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Will Aqua be all right?
 

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I get the feeling she'll bring
back some insane quest.
 

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Seems that way.
 

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What sort of impression
do you two have of me?!
 

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My ultimate explosion magic isn't to be
 

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used on the likes of mere alligators.
 

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Sounds like she's doing fine.
 

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By the way, crimson demons don't
go to the bathroom, either.
 

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Please don't!
 

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Crimson demons really don't
use the bathroom, okay?
 

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But I'll apologize, so please don't do that.
 

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Still, the alligators aren't coming.
 

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It would be great if this kept up
and things ended peacefully...
 

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It looks like the purification is complete.
 

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All of the alligators appear to have left, too.
 

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Th-That's right! You did all
the work this time, after all!
 

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She's completely holed herself up in there.
 

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Seriously?
 

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He's kind of making me want to blow him up.
 

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Can I blow him up? Can I blow him up?
 

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I wonder what happened.
 

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First,
 

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there's the matter of the cursed sword
no longer being in his possession.
 

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Did you dream that?
 

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Ow!
 

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That's not it! Please hear me out!
 

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Until now, I've been able to settle for
unleashing my magic on empty plains,
 

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but since I learned the allure of using
magic attacks on a castle, well...
 

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Now I need something big and
hard, or I just can't endure it.
 

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But when they're all scattered like that...
 

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R-Roger!
 

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What an ideal situation!
 

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I'm grateful! I'm deeply grateful, Kazuma!
 

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My name is Megumin!
 

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I am a user of the finest magic
crimson demons possess,
 

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and I command explosion magic.
 

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Behold my power!
 

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Explosion!
 

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It appears every last person
here has been left speechless
 

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after witnessing my explosion magic.
 

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That felt amazing...
 

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P-Please.
 

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Grr.
 

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I'm sorry.
 

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Please remember those people's faces for me.
 

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I'll blow them all away later.
 

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Oh?
 

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Darkness, what are you doing?
 

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I've been waiting for you, Kazuma!
 

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Listen to this!
 

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Darkness is being super stingy and
telling me I'm too young to have any!
 

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Th-Three hundred million?!
 

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It bothers me, too.
 

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I'm going to join you, defeat the Devil King,
 

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and earn the title of strongest magician.
 

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Our bloody journey of magic
 

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has only just begun.
 

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My name is Megumin.
I leave this record to pass down tales of my great exploits to future generations.
The mighty magic power of the extraordinary magician Megumin
made the Devil King's army tremble in fear.
The people she has saved revered her from the bottoms of their hearts,
and all the children were entranced by her.
There was a flood of fans waiting for her at the guild,
enough that she could have handed out numbered tickets.
-Written Preface of the Great Magician
 

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Do we have some nice job lined up?
 

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The reward for fighting off a
leader in the Devil King's army
 

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was distributed to every
adventurer who participated.
 

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There's no reason for anyone to go
hunting dangerous winter monsters
 

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when their coin pouches are full.
 

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I gladly welcome it, personally.
 

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Kazuma, Kazuma!
 

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How about this?
 

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A kill quest for a One-Shot Bear!
 

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Now is the time for me to
teach it which of us has
 

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the stronger one-shot attack
with my explosion magic!
 

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It lumbers around, trampling everything.
 

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It's oddly popular with children.
 

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There are lots of Snow
Sprites in the snowy plains.
 

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It's said that spring will come half a
day sooner for every one you kill.
 

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They're very weak monsters,
so they're easily defeated, but...
 

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Kazuma!
 

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Can I blow away all the ones in
the area with explosion magic?
 

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Roger!
 

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By my efflux of deep crimson,
 

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topple this white world!
 

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Explosion!
 

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I got eight of them.
 

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That makes nine defeated Snow Sprites total.
 

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I even went up a level.
 

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...zuma! Kazuma, please wake up!
 

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Kazuma!
 

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Kazuma!
 

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How do you feel?
 

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Do you feel strang in any way?
 

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You are?
 

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You were killed in such a
terrible way, after all...
 

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A Snow Sprite?
 

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Do Snow Sprites eat anything to begin with?
 

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Actually, I've worked up an appetite.
 

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Once you become as great a magician as I am,
 

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you require great sacrifices
in order to function.
 

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This was originally some
aristocrat's villa, I hear.
 

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I'm the one who should be saying that!
 

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Why did you come barging into this room?
 

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I thought Aqua was coming back.
 

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Well, there were dolls moving
around all over the place...
 

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So, um, I was going to have Aqua protect me...
 

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and thought we could go
to the bathroom together.
 

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Is she? I'm sure Darkness is with her, then.
 

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I won't let you.
 

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How can you try to relieve yourself alone?
 

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Aren't we allies?
 

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Wherever we go, bathroom or otherwise,
 

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we go together!
 

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You just blurted out something outrageous!
 

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What are you suggesting I
do with that empty bottle?!
 

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I won't let you!
 

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I can at least shake you from behind
 

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while you're taking of your business—
 

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Kazuma, are you there?
 

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Are you really there?
 

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You're really, really there for me, right?
 

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Um, this is a little embarrassing,
 

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so could you sing a song or
something in a loud voice?
 

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Please don't rush me like that!
 

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I know you're in a tough spot, too!
 

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I can't go if you rush me like that!
 

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How can anyone have so
little common sense?!
 

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What are you talking about?
 

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Crimson demons don't use the bathroom.
 

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I thought that might happen, so I brought this.
 

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Please use it.
 

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Darkness blacker than black
and darker than dark,
 

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I beseech thee, combine with my deep crimson.
 

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Darkness! That's not fair!
 

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All right, then... Very well, very well.
 

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Go ahead and do as you please.
 

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Looks like my only choice now is
to whip out my deadly teleport.
 

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Those are the rules.
 

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Destroyer, explosion!
 

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I can hardly believe I'm laying
my eyes on marbled red crab!
 

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I've never been more glad that
I joined this party than I am today.
 

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Of course!
 

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If you told me I could eat this crab
 

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in exchange for holding off on
using explosion magic for the day,
 

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I would restrain myself with pleasure,
 

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and unleash my explosion
magic after I've eaten!
 

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That's how luxurious it is!
 

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Yeah!
 

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Aqua, Aqua, what does it taste like?
 

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Please give me some, too!
 

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Just for today! What can it hurt?
 

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Th-The form, shape, and movements!
 

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It's the Destroyer for sure!
 

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Aqua, do it again! Do it again!
 

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Just be good and let us destroy you.
 

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Are you insane, Kazuma?
 

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Kazuma, she may be cute, but she's still a devil,
 

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a monster.
 

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Have you gone mad?
 

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The succubus ran away, huh?
 

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The mobile fortress, Destroyer...
 

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Fighting that thing is reckless, at best.
 

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Hey, wait!
 

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If you're talking about me,
don't call me by that nickname!
 

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Otherwise, I'll prove just how crazy I am
 

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right here and now!
 

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I don't think even my explosion magic
can take it down in a single blow.
 

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I'm okay. I am strong. I am strong.
 

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I am the finest of crimson
demons, a genius magician...
 

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I-I'll blow... blow it away
with my explosion magic!
 

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What was that?!
 

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You just said the one thing
 

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you must never say to me,
even worse than mocking my name!
 

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I'll show you what real explosion magic is!
 

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Darkness blacker than black
and darker than dark,
 

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I beseech thee, combine with my deep crimson.
 

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The time of awakening cometh.
 

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Justice, fallen upon the infallible boundary,
 

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appear now as an intangible distortion!
 

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Explosion!
 

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That's a lich for you.
Her level far exceeds my own.
 

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How frustrating...
 

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The star takes the stage.
 

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I fell behind earlier, but that was... Yes!
 

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I just felt slightly under the weather!
 

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I shall show you true explosion magic!
 

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I'm ready anytime.
 

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I can't believe I get to use
explosion magic twice in a day—
 

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What're you doing out of nowhere?
 

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I thought my heart was going to stop!
 

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What is it? Is this sexual harassment?
 

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You're sexually harassing me
in this state of emergency?!
 

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I feel it, I feel it!
 

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I should be able to fire the highest
grade of explosion magic with this.
 

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A little more... Just a little more.
 

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This could be terrific. It's terrific.
 

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Oh, blackness shrouded in light...
 

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Frenzied blaze clad in night...
 

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All else aside,
 

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I don't want to be outdone by anyone else
 

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when it comes to explosion magic!
 

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Here I go!
 

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My ultimate destructive magic...
 

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Explosion!
 

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My next adventure is calling me.

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