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Garterbelt : There lies a city on the faultline
between Heaven and Hell,
(0:00:42.06)
Garterbelt : Daten City. (0:00:44.28)
Garterbelt : Where humans live under the constant
threat of attack from evil spirits.
(0:00:46.86)
Garterbelt : Darkness invades peoples' hearts, (0:00:52.37)
Garterbelt : There are those who seek to
obliterate these manifestations...
(0:00:58.81)
Garterbelt : Has the duty of repelling the darkness... (0:01:06.47)
Garterbelt : Good morning, Panty. (0:01:56.74)
Panty Anarchy : See ya later. (0:01:58.67)
Garterbelt : Good morning, Stocking. (0:02:05.05)
Stocking Anarchy : Morning... Morning sugar... (0:02:07.12)
Garterbelt : We have been blessed with another
hint from the heavens above.
(0:02:18.34)
Garterbelt : Stand! (0:02:22.40)
Garterbelt : Witness! (0:02:24.64)
Garterbelt : As of late, there have been several
cases of humans being eaten by toilets!
(0:02:34.75)
Garterbelt : Humans are most vulnerable when
they're engaged in excretion.
(0:02:41.59)
Garterbelt : It is an evil and dastardly
deed like no other!
(0:02:44.89)
Garterbelt : It must be the work of the Ghosts! (0:02:48.33)
Panty Anarchy : You gotta love morning wood. (0:02:51.72)
Stocking Anarchy : You really have no standards, do you? (0:02:54.64)
Panty Anarchy : It's crazy good. Three spins and half
a twist when you wake up...
(0:02:56.56)
Stocking Anarchy : I'm more interested in sugar. (0:02:59.44)
Panty Anarchy : How about protein? (0:03:01.45)
Stocking Anarchy : Depends. (0:03:02.61)
Panty Anarchy : It's good for you. (0:03:03.64)
Panty Anarchy : Ain't that right, Garter? (0:03:04.89)
Garterbelt : How would I know?! (0:03:05.94)
Garterbelt : Listen to me! (0:03:07.36)
Garterbelt : If you obscene angels don't
want to be dropped,
(0:03:08.76)
Garterbelt : your only choice is to collect
Heaven Coins...
(0:03:11.33)
Garterbelt : You are not here to collect men or sugar! (0:03:21.68)
Stocking Anarchy : We know. (0:03:50.07)
Panty Anarchy : Fuck it, let's roll. (0:03:51.51)
Panty Anarchy : Stocking. (0:04:02.70)
Stocking Anarchy : Panty. (0:04:03.78)
Panty Anarchy : Let's do this! (0:04:05.14)
Panty Anarchy : Pedal to the metal! (0:04:30.20)
Panty Anarchy : Go, See Through , go! (0:04:31.64)
Panty Anarchy : Bingo! (0:04:57.44)
Panty Anarchy : Found ya! (0:04:58.51)
Stocking Anarchy : A toilet and a young man. (0:04:59.89)
Panty Anarchy : You're the one? (0:05:01.60)
Stocking Anarchy : He's the one? (0:05:02.61)
Panty Anarchy : He's the Ghost? Is that it? (0:05:03.68)
Panty Anarchy : So, do ya feel lucky, punk? (0:05:06.59)
Panty Anarchy : Well, do ya? (0:05:08.33)
Stocking Anarchy : Does he? (0:05:10.00)
Panty Anarchy : Huh? Guess not. (0:05:14.17)
Stocking Anarchy : Wrong guy. (0:05:15.25)
Panty Anarchy : Oh, he's kinda cute. (0:05:21.27)
Panty Anarchy : Here, have these. (0:05:26.59)
Stocking Anarchy : Okay. (0:05:27.43)
Panty Anarchy : Guess he got lucky. (0:05:36.95)
Stocking Anarchy : But he wasn't the one. (0:05:38.85)
Panty Anarchy : He was the one. (0:05:40.15)
Panty Anarchy : A really good one. (0:05:41.21)
Stocking Anarchy : Your tastes are fucked up, sister. (0:05:42.55)
Panty Anarchy : You're the one who's fucked up. (0:05:44.22)
Panty Anarchy : Buzz off. (0:05:45.73)
Garterbelt : Shut the hell up, you dirty bitches! (0:05:46.99)
Garterbelt : Start doing your damn job! (0:05:49.25)
Garterbelt : Oh, damn it all! (0:05:51.45)
Garterbelt : Let's have dinner! (0:05:54.07)
Panty Anarchy : That was good. (0:05:56.20)
Stocking Anarchy : Garter, that curry was amazing. (0:05:58.10)
Garterbelt : My curry's good shit. Good black shit. (0:06:00.72)
Stocking Anarchy : What's for dessert? What's for dessert? (0:06:03.65)
Stocking Anarchy : Cacao? Cocoa? Chocolate? Sweet
black beans? Black honey?
(0:06:05.68)
Panty Anarchy : Who cares? (0:06:07.72)
Panty Anarchy : I'm off to use the little girls' room. (0:06:10.86)
Stocking Anarchy : The crapper's gonna eat you. (0:06:13.58)
Panty Anarchy : As if! (0:06:15.44)
Stocking Anarchy : I'm thinking one of Ploppy's mint
chocolate cakes for dessert.
(0:06:18.22)
Stocking Anarchy : I could eat five hundred of those a day. (0:06:21.79)
Stocking Anarchy : Chuck! Are you listening to me? (0:06:24.12)
Panty Anarchy : They're so goddamn loud... (0:06:24.12)
Stocking Anarchy : Hey, did you know? (0:06:26.52)
Stocking Anarchy : Those cakes turn your tongue
completely green.
(0:06:27.49)
Panty Anarchy : Hey! (0:07:01.24)
Panty Anarchy : Stocking! (0:07:02.36)
Panty Anarchy : Stocking! (0:07:03.71)
Panty Anarchy : Stocking! (0:07:05.22)
Stocking Anarchy : Shut it, Panty! (0:07:06.54)
Stocking Anarchy : Keep it down! (0:07:07.82)
Stocking Anarchy : God, it serves you right! (0:07:09.41)
Stocking Anarchy : Hope you shit out all your organs in there! (0:07:10.86)
Panty Anarchy : I've got it... I've got it... (0:07:34.26)
Garterbelt : Got what? (0:07:37.58)
Panty Anarchy : I get it all now... (0:07:43.57)
Garterbelt : This is the work of evil spirits, Ghosts! (0:08:42.92)
Garterbelt : A plumber died after being
suffocated by the stench...
(0:08:48.24)
Garterbelt : He then turned into an evil spirit,
its heart set on drowning the city in shit.
(0:08:55.51)
Garterbelt : God is not on Earth;
Angels sent from above!
(0:09:11.93)
Garterbelt : Show His glory! (0:09:15.25)
Garterbelt : Panty! (0:09:16.43)
Garterbelt : Stocking! (0:09:17.36)
Panty Anarchy : Let's do this, Stocking. (0:09:26.48)
Stocking Anarchy : I don't like the smell. (0:09:28.37)
Panty Anarchy : Fine. Bear with me. (0:09:30.91)
Panty Anarchy : Then, I'll buy you Ploppy mint chocolate
cakes for the next ten days!
(0:09:33.16)
Stocking Anarchy : Really? You'll wait in line every day? (0:09:35.62)
Panty Anarchy : A mere trifle compared to exacting revenge
on the fucker who covered me in shit.
(0:09:37.78)
Stocking Anarchy : Deal. (0:09:42.58)
Garterbelt : Well done, girls. (0:11:11.87)
Panty Anarchy : Only one Heaven? (0:11:13.95)
Garterbelt : You've made solid progress. (0:11:16.00)
Garterbelt : The evil spirit has departed! (0:11:24.31)
Garterbelt : It has made its peace! (0:11:25.80)
Garterbelt : The bell tolls to signal its passing! (0:11:27.17)
Panty Anarchy : Phew, that's finally over. (0:11:33.38)
Panty Anarchy : Yeah, yeah. (0:11:38.88)
Panty Anarchy : My dessert's over here. (0:11:40.18)
Garterbelt : You shall be punished when we return. (0:11:43.55)
Stocking Anarchy : How? Chains? (0:11:45.26)
Garterbelt : That would be boring. (0:11:46.59)
Panty Anarchy : I'm busy, so piss off. (0:11:47.74)
Panty Anarchy : Hey, man! (0:12:43.50)
Panty Anarchy : That was too fast! (0:12:44.77)
Panty Anarchy : Faster isn't always better! (0:12:45.78)
Panty Anarchy : That's the number of times you orgasmed! (0:12:51.29)
Panty Anarchy : I only came twice! (0:12:53.73)
Panty Anarchy : Pathetic... (0:12:58.80)
Panty Anarchy : Go fuck your bike, douchebag! (0:12:59.94)
Panty Anarchy : I picked a bad one today. (0:13:03.27)
Panty Anarchy : Whoa, crazy stuff. (0:13:05.81)
Garterbelt : This is unbelievable! (0:13:07.68)
Garterbelt : An empty sports car is barreling
through Daten City!
(0:13:09.23)
Panty Anarchy : Isn't this thing faster than you are? (0:13:13.04)
Garterbelt : It's broken 200 km/h! (0:13:13.55)
Garterbelt : The police are in pursuit but they
can't keep up with its speed!
(0:13:15.84)
Panty Anarchy : Is that Stocking? (0:13:18.65)
Garterbelt : We've received an unconfirmed report that... (0:13:18.65)
Panty Anarchy : Yes, this is Panty. (0:13:22.96)
Garterbelt : Where are you right now? (0:13:24.10)
Garterbelt : Our angelic Ghost Hunter is bravely
giving chase, but to no avail!
(0:13:24.93)
Panty Anarchy : Um, I'm at a nursing home... (0:13:25.30)
Garterbelt : She can't catch up! (0:13:27.08)
Garterbelt : I know you're at the Immoral Motel! (0:13:28.08)
Garterbelt : Is it because that bitchy
partner isn't around?
(0:13:29.75)
Panty Anarchy : Shit! (0:13:29.98)
Panty Anarchy : Sorry, I got another call. (0:13:31.86)
Garterbelt : What happened to that bitchy partner?! (0:13:32.01)
Stocking Anarchy : Panty, are you watching TV right now? (0:13:34.17)
Garterbelt : Where is that bitchy partner?! (0:13:34.50)
Panty Anarchy : No, I'm not. (0:13:35.95)
Stocking Anarchy : You're probably in bed with a man! (0:13:37.18)
Stocking Anarchy : I'm in See Through, chasing a Ghost. (0:13:38.88)
Panty Anarchy : Yeah, yeah. I got it. (0:13:40.30)
Panty Anarchy : I wasn't really getting anywhere
with this guy anyway.
(0:13:42.38)
Panty Anarchy : Speed isn't enough. (0:13:48.62)
Panty Anarchy : You gotta have technique too. (0:13:50.27)
Panty Anarchy : I'm borrowing this. (0:13:51.86)
Garterbelt : The audacity! (0:14:12.25)
Garterbelt : The traffic violations! (0:14:13.88)
Garterbelt : A race that leaves the streets of
Daten City awash with blood!
(0:14:15.45)
Stocking Anarchy : You're not getting away! (0:14:19.81)
Panty Anarchy : Hey, I like these boots. (0:14:35.49)
Panty Anarchy : Oh, bingo! (0:14:37.51)
Panty Anarchy : Hi, I'm Panty. (0:15:06.99)
Panty Anarchy : Where're you headed in such a hurry? (0:15:08.66)
Panty Anarchy : Yeah, whatever. (0:15:16.25)
Panty Anarchy : I can understand your need
to reach a climax.
(0:15:17.47)
Stocking Anarchy : Panty! You're late! (0:15:20.45)
Stocking Anarchy : You took your time getting here! (0:15:21.66)
Panty Anarchy : Yeah, yeah. (0:15:24.69)
Panty Anarchy : You're so impatient, Stocking. (0:15:25.68)
Stocking Anarchy : That's what you get for showing up late! (0:15:39.76)
Panty Anarchy : Backless is gone! (0:15:40.99)
Panty Anarchy : That's my gun! (0:15:47.22)
Panty Anarchy : I mean, my panties! (0:15:48.92)
Panty Anarchy : Kill that motherfucker! (0:15:54.67)
Stocking Anarchy : You're finally ready to get on with it? (0:15:56.43)
Panty Anarchy : Give me the wheel! (0:15:57.76)
Stocking Anarchy : Whoa! (0:15:58.26)
Panty Anarchy : Go, See Through, go! (0:15:58.93)
Garterbelt : Anarchy Panty and Anarchy
Stocking have combined...
(0:16:02.43)
Garterbelt : Oh! An incredible number of police
cars are coming up from behind!
(0:16:08.11)
Garterbelt : It looks like they've called
for every car in the area!
(0:16:10.94)
Panty Anarchy : Hey! (0:16:19.01)
Panty Anarchy : Get off my target! (0:16:19.78)
Stocking Anarchy : Ouchy, ouchy, ouchy! (0:16:38.43)
Panty Anarchy : You live fast, you die fast. (0:17:15.43)
Stocking Anarchy : Repent! (0:17:18.15)
Panty Anarchy : Wait! (0:17:19.56)
Panty Anarchy : Let me get my panties first. (0:17:20.31)
Stocking Anarchy : That was your fault. (0:17:33.28)
Stocking Anarchy : What do we do now? (0:17:34.69)
Panty Anarchy : Fine. (0:17:35.77)
Panty Anarchy : As long as you promise that you
won't shred my panties.
(0:17:36.83)
Panty Anarchy : Wait up! (0:17:50.73)
Panty Anarchy : I'll help lighten your load! (0:17:52.92)
Panty Anarchy : Whoa! (0:18:00.72)
Garterbelt : Keep rolling! (0:18:06.39)
Panty Anarchy : Ew, that stinks! (0:18:27.28)
Panty Anarchy : I just can't stand using gunpowder. (0:18:29.31)
Stocking Anarchy : Okay. (0:19:24.87)
Stocking Anarchy : Grab the coin and we can go home. (0:19:25.64)
Panty Anarchy : You didn't destroy my panties, right? (0:19:28.41)
Panty Anarchy : Those were expensive! (0:19:30.67)
Stocking Anarchy : Hell if I know. (0:19:31.99)
Stocking Anarchy : Where's the bell? (0:19:33.69)
Stocking Anarchy : I don't hear it. (0:19:34.92)
Panty Anarchy : You're right. (0:19:35.94)
Stocking Anarchy : Round 3? (0:19:45.01)
Panty Anarchy : Going three times without pulling out once? (0:19:46.17)
Panty Anarchy : Not bad at all. (0:19:47.91)
Stocking Anarchy : I thought I had him with that last one. (0:19:49.44)
Panty Anarchy : Guess we need Backless to finish the job! (0:19:51.27)
Panty Anarchy : Hey! (0:19:54.61)
Panty Anarchy : Chase that train down if you
wanna see my panties!
(0:19:55.33)
Garterbelt : Huh? Panties? (0:19:57.52)
Panty Anarchy : Just move it! (0:19:59.06)
Garterbelt : Who cares?! (0:20:02.63)
Garterbelt : We're live! (0:20:03.87)
Garterbelt : After that train! (0:20:04.93)
Stocking Anarchy : I'm falling behind! (0:20:06.88)
Panty Anarchy : There! (0:20:15.55)
Panty Anarchy : Chuck, I just realized something. (0:20:58.00)
Panty Anarchy : I don't need a man with stamina or speed. (0:21:01.23)
Panty Anarchy : I want elasticity. (0:21:03.05)
Panty Anarchy : Let's do this! (0:21:05.31)
Panty Anarchy : So long! (0:21:18.90)
Panty Anarchy : Guess you came too early! (0:21:20.31)
Panty Anarchy : It's been fun. But... (0:21:26.01)
Panty Anarchy : Repent! (0:21:29.03)
Panty Anarchy : Did you grab any coins? (0:22:00.50)
Stocking Anarchy : Three Heavens. (0:22:01.71)
Panty Anarchy : Cheap-asses. (0:22:02.58)
Stocking Anarchy : You seemed to be enjoying yourself. (0:22:04.17)
Panty Anarchy : Technique really is more
important than speed.
(0:22:07.12)
Panty Anarchy : Anyway... (0:22:16.00)
Panty Anarchy : I can't really wear this thing anymore. (0:22:17.93)
Garterbelt : Do the angels bring tidings of hope and light?
Or do they bring despair and darkness?
(0:22:22.49)
Garterbelt : There is no answer for those
who live in the city...
(0:22:27.91)

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