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today I made up my mind to go out. |
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the first-run limited edition |
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that goes on sale today. |
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I'm glad I was able to buy it. |
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really are playing dirty. |
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after three straight all-nighters. |
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ever die in such a bizarre way. |
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before. What's her deal? |
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be run over, you wet yourself. |
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taken to a nearby hospital, |
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at you as you had a heart attack— |
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out loud at the cause of death. |
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who die young to the afterlife. |
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carry on like an old man. |
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you all imagine it to be. |
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no manga or games, either. |
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bask in the sun for all eternity. |
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boring place like Heaven, do you? |
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from square one isn't so fun, either. |
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for are being trampled by monsters. |
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army's merciless pillage and slaughter! |
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everyone refuses to be reborn, |
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bodies and memories intact?" |
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if I'm just going to be killed? |
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one thing of your choosing with you. |
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or a tremendous talent. |
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with all of your original memories. |
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one thing of your choosing! |
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other world's language? |
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 The First Ever Parallel World Guide! (For Shut-ins) |
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be able to learn it instantly. |
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Because the process of installing the ability to speak the parallel world's language into the one who wishes to be reincarnated there (henceforth referred to as "Reincarnated") requires instantaneous overloading of the hippocampus and cerebral cortex (henceforth referred to as "Brain"), Reincarnated's Brain may, in rare cases, lose certain faculties (go "p**f"). Should this occur, according to Article 1296 Clauses 2 and 5 and Article 2051 |
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if you're unlucky, though. |
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a powerful ability or piece of equipment. |
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something really serious. |
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that is second to none! |
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here are totally broken! |
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I absolutely have to try it out! |
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a shut-in game otaku anyway. |
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so I'm not a shut-in, either! |
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humans to guide, you know. |
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she's a little bit cute... |
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this parallel world, right? |
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don't leave the magic circle— |
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from here on out, Aqua-sama. |
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the regulations and has been accepted. |
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You've got to be kidding. |
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with you is against the rules! |
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heal since I'm a goddess, |
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the guy you treated like a total idiot? |
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thing I'll be bringing along, |
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use your godly powers |
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life as easy as possible! |
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world with a man like this! |
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great many prospective heroes, |
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in this world from now on? |
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thinks I'm friends with a crazy woman? |
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supposed to give me at a time like this? |
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and all I have is a single tracksuit. |
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starter equipment I should— |
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then you can go home. |
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intel is what you do in RPGs. |
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some game otaku shut-in. |
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so we don't cause a commotion. |
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find an adventurer's guild? |
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every little lowly place like that. |
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please take any open seat. |
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head to the counter inside. |
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and we just got into town. |
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to fight the Devil King's army, too. |
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admission desk, it's over there. |
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like that on the spot? |
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and find a place to stay the night. |
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in worlds like this, right? |
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no friends or girlfriend before? |
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and act like such a shut-in NEET? |
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to pay the registration fee. |
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amount of equipment |
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living expenses, at least. |
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You are a shut-in NEET. |
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Religious Order of Axis: the goddess Aqua! |
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could lend me some money! |
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Eris is that of superior and subordinate. |
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you couldn't cover the fee, correct? |
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Eris-sama's divine blessing. |
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are, you mustn't call yourself a goddess. |
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to make eye contact with us. |
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monsters you've vanquished. |
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points that you can use to learn skills, |
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your hands over this crystal. |
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learn your current status, |
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occupation based on your stats. |
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abilities will be made apparent, |
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throughout the guild! |
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essential stat for an adventurer... |
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merchant or something similar... |
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lifestyle right off the bat. |
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change jobs when you level up! |
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being below average, |
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lowest possible level, |
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drastically above average! |
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intelligence, is out of the question, |
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you can be anything you want! |
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no "goddess" occupation, |
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arch priest who heals her allies. |
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all recovery and support magic, |
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to stand at the front line! |
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our adventurer's guild, Aqua-sama. |
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forward to your future exploits. |
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to beat the Devil King, you reckless girl! |
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us starting today, Kazuma! |
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been basically character creation. |
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use the bathroom before bed? |
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or I'll never be able to go home! |
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lower than a human's. |
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been long since exterminated. |
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for anyone to give us any fetch quests. |
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have full sets of equipment. |
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me around, it'll be over in a flash! |
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I feel refreshed, as if I've been reborn. I've found a home and a job, and I'm full of energy. And best of all, a goddess has come along with me. So please don't worry about me. I'll be all right... I'll be all right... Probably... |
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