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▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : Everyone has something special that they're born with.	(0:01:43.79)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : They might be fast.	(0:01:48.91)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : They might be smart.	(0:01:52.27)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : They might have a nice voice.	(0:01:54.44)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : They might be funny.	(0:01:56.86)
▶ Hatabou : Jo.	(0:01:58.31)
▶ Dekapan : Hoeh.	(0:01:59.40)
▶ Dayon : Dayon.	(0:02:00.64)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : Our something special is that we're sextuplets, of course.	(0:02:03.37)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : We were born the same day, have the same face,	(0:02:07.73)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : have the same build, and there were six of us from the moment we were born.	(0:02:10.42)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : And, for some reason, we've all been living together ever since we were kids.	(0:02:15.53)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : That's probably why there are times when strange things happen	(0:02:21.01)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : that would be unthinkable in other families.	(0:02:25.37)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : This story is one of those times, dealing with us sextuplets.	(0:02:29.15)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : Ichimatsu, seriously, just sleep.	(0:02:41.99)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : If you don't sleep, it affects me, too.	(0:02:44.89)
▶ Ichimatsu Matsuno : Sorry. But if I can't sleep, I can't sleep.	(0:02:47.82)
▶ Karamatsu Matsuno : Huh?	(0:03:02.07)
▶ Osomatsu Matsuno : What's wrong?	(0:03:03.56)
▶ Karamatsu Matsuno : My leg hurts for some reason.	(0:03:04.65)
▶ Osomatsu Matsuno : Did you do something to it?	(0:03:07.18)
▶ Karamatsu Matsuno : No. What the heck?	(0:03:08.31)
▶ Jyushimatsu Matsuno : I'm home!	(0:03:11.73)
▶ Jyushimatsu Matsuno : I fell.	(0:03:17.97)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : Jeez, what are you doing? Are you okay?	(0:03:19.59)
▶ Karamatsu Matsuno : I see. So that's why.	(0:03:23.00)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : S-So all six of us had the same dream?	(0:03:30.24)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : Guess so.	(0:03:34.87)
▶ Osomatsu Matsuno : What the hell?	(0:03:36.28)
▶ Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Is that even possible?!	(0:03:37.23)
▶ Karamatsu Matsuno : Uh...	(0:03:38.51)
▶ Ichimatsu Matsuno : Yikes.	(0:03:39.49)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : We seem to affect each other like this, which makes weird things happen.	(0:03:40.80)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : It seems to be the most prominent when one of us is extremely anxious or stressed.	(0:03:46.44)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : We transmit that pain to the others without realizing it,	(0:03:52.13)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : and it physically affects us in a bad way.	(0:03:57.73)
▶ Osomatsu Matsuno : Okay, who's struggling with something?	(0:04:03.82)
▶ Osomatsu Matsuno : Hello? Just look at me.	(0:04:05.76)
▶ Osomatsu Matsuno : This sucks.	(0:04:08.54)
▶ Osomatsu Matsuno : Hey! Who is it?	(0:04:12.56)
▶ Ichimatsu Matsuno : Shut up.	(0:04:14.00)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : Struggling? Not me.	(0:04:14.87)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : It does seem to affect Osomatsu-niisan often.	(0:04:16.96)
▶ Osomatsu Matsuno : If you've got problems, come talk to me about them.	(0:04:20.03)
▶ Osomatsu Matsuno : I'm pretty reliable, you know?	(0:04:22.63)
▶ Karamatsu Matsuno : You're not very convincing when you look like that.	(0:04:24.62)
▶ Osomatsu Matsuno : Who is it?! This sucks! I've had enough of this!	(0:04:27.45)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : Hey, do you want any food?	(0:04:31.83)
▶ Osomatsu Matsuno : No. I think I might also have a fever.	(0:04:33.96)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : What? You okay?	(0:04:37.01)
▶ Osomatsu Matsuno : I'm gonna go sleep upstairs.	(0:04:39.27)
▶ Osomatsu Matsuno : Who the hell is it?	(0:05:00.64)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : Todomatsu.	(0:05:10.44)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : What's wrong?	(0:05:12.49)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : O-Oh, it's nothing.	(0:05:14.00)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : You look really pale. Are you okay?	(0:05:17.26)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : Well, maybe I'll just tell you, Choromatsu-niisan.	(0:05:24.62)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : Huh?	(0:05:28.77)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : What?!	(0:05:31.04)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : You're the reason why Osomatsu-niisan looks like that?!	(0:05:32.25)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : Shh!	(0:05:35.40)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : I think it's probably me.	(0:05:39.27)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : Is something bothering you?	(0:05:42.03)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : Are you in pain?	(0:05:45.80)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : Definitely.	(0:05:46.90)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : I see. Well, I'll be happy to hear you out.	(0:05:48.83)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : I won't tell anyone. I promise.	(0:05:54.51)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : You see...	(0:06:02.85)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : Yeah?	(0:06:03.98)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : I'm constipated.	(0:06:05.52)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : Huh?	(0:06:09.57)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : It just won't come out. Man, this really sucks.	(0:06:10.38)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : It really sucks for your skin, too. What should I do?	(0:06:13.53)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : My cute face is going to be ru—	(0:06:15.89)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : Hold on.	(0:06:17.09)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : You're telling me he looks like that because you're constipated?	(0:06:19.80)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : Probably.	(0:06:22.92)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : Is that even possible?!	(0:06:23.80)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : It happened before.	(0:06:25.37)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : It did?!	(0:06:26.32)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : You know how Osomatsu-niisan said he had a slight fever?	(0:06:28.69)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : The last time I was constipated, he also had a fever.	(0:06:32.52)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : So he gets a fever when you get constipated...	(0:06:36.19)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : Yup. But it's going on longer this time, so I think that's why he looks like that.	(0:06:39.88)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : Sorry. I'm gonna say this again... Is that even possible?!	(0:06:45.32)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : Please don't tell anyone.	(0:06:48.45)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : It gets pushed back even more if I'm under pressure,	(0:06:50.88)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : so please just let me be.	(0:06:54.85)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : I promise! I'll go someday!	(0:06:57.39)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : O-Okay, I'll believe you. I won't tell the others.	(0:07:02.08)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : Thanks.	(0:07:08.29)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : Seriously, don't tell them.	(0:07:13.81)
▶ Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Choromatsu-niisan.	(0:07:27.17)
▶ Ichimatsu Matsuno : What're you doing?	(0:07:29.01)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : N-N-N-N-Nothing.	(0:07:30.36)
▶ Jyushimatsu Matsuno : You're acting fishy.	(0:07:33.16)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : Huh?!	(0:07:34.00)
▶ Ichimatsu Matsuno : Are you hiding something?	(0:07:34.78)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : I-I-I-I-I-It's nothing! Nothing!	(0:07:36.12)
▶ Ichimatsu Matsuno : So you're not gonna tell us, your own brothers.	(0:07:42.24)
▶ Ichimatsu Matsuno : Isn't that sad, Jyushimatsu?	(0:07:44.99)
▶ Jyushimatsu Matsuno : It sure is, Ichimatsu-niisan.	(0:07:46.89)
▶ Karamatsu Matsuno : Who has something on his mind? It's ruining my good looks, brother.	(0:08:06.19)
▶ Karamatsu Matsuno : Who is it?!	(0:08:12.52)
▶ Ichimatsu Matsuno : It might be me.	(0:08:19.77)
▶ Ichimatsu Matsuno : I'm honestly super negative, and before I know it, I'm dwelling on something stupid.	(0:08:21.51)
▶ Ichimatsu Matsuno : And that's affecting my precious brothers...	(0:08:28.61)
▶ Ichimatsu Matsuno : It's all my fault. It's all my fault...	(0:08:31.45)
▶ Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Who is it? This is a problem.	(0:08:37.63)
▶ Jyushimatsu Matsuno : I can't play baseball!	(0:08:40.28)
▶ Ichimatsu Matsuno : I-It's all my fault. It's all my fault that this is happening.	(0:08:51.89)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : It's not you, Ichimatsu! It's my fault!	(0:08:56.28)
▶ Ichimatsu Matsuno : It's me!	(0:08:58.96)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : No, it's me!	(0:08:59.81)
▶ Ichimatsu Matsuno : It's my fault!	(0:09:01.02)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : It's my fault!	(0:09:02.27)
▶ Osomatsu Matsuno : I don't care who it is! Just get over it already!	(0:09:03.05)
▶ Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Don't say it like that, Osomatsu-niisan!	(0:09:05.46)
▶ Osomatsu Matsuno : What?!	(0:09:07.84)
▶ Jyushimatsu Matsuno : You're always like that, Osomatsu-niisan!	(0:09:08.43)
▶ Karamatsu Matsuno : S-Stop...	(0:09:10.30)
▶ Karamatsu Matsuno : My precious brothers are this troubled, and I... Damn it!	(0:09:13.61)
▶ Matsuyo Matsuno : Don't worry. You won't die or anything.	(0:09:42.63)
▶ Karamatsu Matsuno : What is this?	(0:09:50.29)
▶ Jyushimatsu Matsuno : What's going on?	(0:09:51.70)
▶ Osomatsu Matsuno : Being sextuplets sucks!	(0:09:53.38)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : Man, this sucks. We just have this unfortunate fate or something...	(0:09:57.12)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : But it can't be helped.	(0:10:02.85)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : I guess this is just how it is.	(0:10:04.52)
▶ Ichimatsu Matsuno : You seem pretty fine.	(0:10:08.21)
▶ Jyushimatsu Matsuno : That's suspicious. Come over here a sec.	(0:10:10.84)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : Hey! Stop!	(0:10:13.99)
▶ Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Ah! It's a wig!	(0:10:16.24)
▶ Karamatsu Matsuno : What?!	(0:10:17.47)
▶ Osomatsu Matsuno : You're totally fine! What the hell's going on?!	(0:10:23.57)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : Todomatsu! You have to tell them!	(0:10:30.14)
▶ Osomatsu Matsuno : Y-You're constipated?	(0:10:36.91)
▶ Karamatsu Matsuno : And that's the reason we look like this?	(0:10:38.91)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : This all got really complicated, but I think that's the root cause.	(0:10:41.87)
▶ Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Then go take a shit!	(0:10:46.18)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : It won't come out.	(0:10:47.88)
▶ Ichimatsu Matsuno : Look what you're doing to your brothers!	(0:10:49.01)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : I can't help it. It just won't come out. You'll have to wait until it does.	(0:10:51.20)
▶ Osomatsu Matsuno : Also, how come we look like this and you don't?	(0:10:56.75)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : No idea. Sorry I'm so strong.	(0:11:01.14)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : Todomatsu.	(0:11:08.60)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : You seriously need to go soon.	(0:11:10.96)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : I mean, it sucks for us, but it's bad for your health, too.	(0:11:12.82)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : Thanks.	(0:11:18.22)
▶ Karamatsu Matsuno : And you're breaking out.	(0:11:19.63)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : I-I'm breaking out?	(0:11:23.09)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : I have a zit!	(0:11:36.13)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : You can't be serious, damn it!	(0:11:41.10)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : To hell with that!	(0:11:44.79)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : Fire!	(0:11:57.20)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : Yay! It came out, yay!	(0:12:37.60)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : Man, talk about a big one!	(0:12:41.16)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : It's super huge! Seriously!	(0:12:43.51)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : It might be the biggest ever!	(0:12:45.51)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : How does that come from someone as cute as me?!	(0:12:46.80)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : Man, I feel better!	(0:12:48.77)
▶ Matsuyo Matsuno : Seriously, what are you all doing?	(0:13:00.87)
▶ Karamatsu Matsuno : Lesh eat...	(0:13:04.55)
▶ Chibita : Hey, you poors!	(0:18:19.77)
▶ Chibita : Get away from here, you idjits!	(0:18:21.77)
▶ Chibita : You're not getting anything today! Leave!	(0:18:23.96)
▶ Chibita : Man, all six of them are just so...	(0:18:26.11)
▶ Chibita : Hey! Did something happen?	(0:18:54.48)
▶ Chibita : Huh? You guys switched bodies?	(0:18:58.80)
▶ Chibita : The hell are you guys doing? Again?	(0:19:02.01)
▶ Chibita : Something similar happened to you guys before.	(0:19:09.69)
▶ Chibita : You don't remember?	(0:19:14.28)
▶ Chibita : I'm pretty sure it was when we were little.	(0:19:16.56)
▶ Chibita : You were all chasing me because I stole some milk,	(0:19:21.21)
▶ Chibita : and you crashed into each other at an intersection.	(0:19:24.81)
▶ Chibita : When you came to, you'd all switched bodies.	(0:19:29.03)
▶ Chibita : Maybe you never did turn back.	(0:19:49.72)
▶ Chibita : Who cares? You're sextuplets. You're all the same anyway.	(0:19:53.08)
▶ Matsuzou Matsuno : What? You've switched bodies?	(0:20:01.57)
▶ Matsuzou Matsuno : So what?	(0:20:04.87)
▶ Matsuzou Matsuno : You're all the same anyway. Right, dear?	(0:20:07.65)
▶ Matsuyo Matsuno : Yes. Also, in any case,	(0:20:12.25)
▶ Matsuyo Matsuno : we couldn't tell any of you apart when you were born. It was a mess.	(0:20:15.15)
▶ Matsuyo Matsuno : I mean, you're all the same. I just gave up.	(0:20:20.78)
▶ Matsuzou Matsuno : That's a mother of sextuplets for you.	(0:20:24.40)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : Huh?! What is this?!	(0:21:06.87)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : Our faces, too?!	(0:21:17.08)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : Oh, it was just a dream.	(0:21:30.93)
▶ Karamatsu Matsuno : Thank goodness.	(0:21:33.08)
▶ Osomatsu Matsuno : Man, talk about a weird dream.	(0:21:34.57)
▶ Ichimatsu Matsuno : I had one, too.	(0:21:37.19)
▶ Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Me, too.	(0:21:37.99)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : What kind of dream was it?	(0:21:39.20)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : Man, that was rough!	(0:23:17.41)
▶ Ichimatsu Matsuno : So much happens when you're sextuplets.	(0:23:19.96)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : There are plenty of twins and triplets in this world.	(0:23:21.85)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : I wonder if they go through the same thing.	(0:23:24.88)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : Oh, probably.	(0:23:27.66)
▶ Ichimatsu Matsuno : It'd be nice to talk to them.	(0:23:29.14)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : You guys should come drinking with us.	(0:23:30.69)
▶ Ichimatsu Matsuno : Huh? Wow, next week is episode 12. That was fast.	(0:23:33.06)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : I wonder what we're doing.	(0:23:36.11)
▶ Ichimatsu Matsuno : Senmatsu?	(0:23:37.02)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : No!	(0:23:37.68)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : You know, I heard it's a great episode.	(0:23:38.39)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : Nah.	(0:23:45.07)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : Nope.	(0:23:45.63)
▶ Ichimatsu Matsuno : Not happening.	(0:23:46.15)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : There's no way.	(0:23:47.27)