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Choromatsu Matsuno : Man, that was rough. Why does that festival
even exist? It's gonna kill someone.
(0:01:51.82)
Ichimatsu Matsuno : Anyone get a sprain? (0:01:57.16)
Karamatsu Matsuno : Sure did! But I'm fine. (0:01:58.30)
Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Any broken bones? (0:02:00.26)
Osomatsu Matsuno : Probably? It really hurts a lot when I move. (0:02:01.26)
Todomatsu Matsuno : How're Mom and Dad? (0:02:04.53)
Choromatsu Matsuno : They're in the hospital. (0:02:06.10)
Todomatsu Matsuno : Seriously?! That's hilarious. (0:02:08.06)
Osomatsu Matsuno : Well, I ain't doing shit today. (0:02:31.16)
Osomatsu Matsuno : I can't even move anyway. (0:02:33.77)
Ichimatsu Matsuno : That's probably for the best. We've gotta rest. (0:02:35.93)
Jyushimatsu Matsuno : No one has the right to complain about us. (0:02:39.58)
Karamatsu Matsuno : Who cares if they do? Don't even worry about it. (0:02:41.78)
Choromatsu Matsuno : We are getting absolute rest today.
Let's stay in bed.
(0:02:44.92)
Todomatsu Matsuno : Yup. Let's just rest. (0:02:48.29)
Ichimatsu Matsuno : Okay, goodnight. (0:02:50.89)
Ichimatsu Matsuno : What's wrong, Choromatsu? (0:04:00.02)
Choromatsu Matsuno : Well, I was thinking about getting up soon. (0:04:03.00)
Ichimatsu Matsuno : Huh? (0:04:06.49)
Karamatsu Matsuno : Why? (0:04:07.34)
Choromatsu Matsuno : Well, I slept a lot already. (0:04:08.27)
Choromatsu Matsuno : I figured I should do something soon. (0:04:11.31)
Todomatsu Matsuno : Are you stupid?! (0:04:17.95)
Choromatsu Matsuno : Huh? Stupid?! (0:04:18.79)
Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Choromatsu-niisan, go back to bed. (0:04:20.10)
Karamatsu Matsuno : Back into the futon! Now! (0:04:22.39)
Ichimatsu Matsuno : Just do it. (0:04:24.24)
Ichimatsu Matsuno : Just stay in bed. We need
to be resting right now.
(0:04:30.87)
Choromatsu Matsuno : But then nothing's going to happen. (0:04:34.82)
Todomatsu Matsuno : Of course nothing's going to happen.
Because we're resting.
(0:04:36.97)
Karamatsu Matsuno : You can't do anything
in that condition anyway.
(0:04:40.38)
Karamatsu Matsuno : Take a good look at yourself. You're banged up. (0:04:43.70)
Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Also, no one's gonna find
us funny, looking like this.
(0:04:46.63)
Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Everyone'll just be creeped out.
It's putting the cart before the horse.
(0:04:49.51)
Ichimatsu Matsuno : Choromatsu, say that you're gonna rest. (0:04:52.39)
Choromatsu Matsuno : What? I have to say it? (0:04:55.02)
Ichimatsu Matsuno : Yes. It's important to say
these things out loud.
(0:04:56.47)
Choromatsu Matsuno : I-I'll rest... (0:05:03.72)
Karamatsu Matsuno : Okay, you said it. Yes, let's rest. (0:05:06.45)
Choromatsu Matsuno : Okay... (0:05:10.41)
Ichimatsu Matsuno : Goodnight. (0:05:11.85)
Choromatsu Matsuno : Is this really okay? (0:05:35.89)
Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Choromatsu-niisan! (0:05:37.10)
Choromatsu Matsuno : Seriously, nothing's happening. (0:05:38.61)
Todomatsu Matsuno : Yes, you're right! Because we're resting! (0:05:41.22)
Karamatsu Matsuno : That's what we have to do today! (0:05:44.79)
Karamatsu Matsuno : Rest as much as you can! Be courageous. (0:05:46.49)
Choromatsu Matsuno : Are you sure? No one's gonna get mad at us? (0:05:49.19)
Todomatsu Matsuno : Who would get mad at us? Literally no one. (0:05:51.49)
Ichimatsu Matsuno : Say that you're going to rest ten times. (0:05:54.18)
Choromatsu Matsuno : What? Ten times?! (0:05:56.51)
Ichimatsu Matsuno : Say it. (0:05:58.21)
Choromatsu Matsuno : I'll rest, I'll rest, I'll rest, I'll rest, I'll rest, (0:06:01.25)
Choromatsu Matsuno : I'll rest, I'll rest, I'll rest, I'll rest, I'll rest. (0:06:05.89)
Karamatsu Matsuno : Let's rest. (0:06:11.05)
Choromatsu Matsuno : Okay. (0:06:12.34)
Ichimatsu Matsuno : Goodnight. (0:06:13.66)
Choromatsu Matsuno : I really think this is way too long. (0:06:38.28)
Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Choromatsu-niisan! (0:06:41.13)
Karamatsu Matsuno : Choromatsu! (0:06:42.27)
Choromatsu Matsuno : Seriously, though. Nothing's happened at all. (0:06:43.31)
Todomatsu Matsuno : And nothing is going to happen!
Because we're friggin' resting!
(0:06:46.22)
Ichimatsu Matsuno : Are you anxious about something? (0:06:50.11)
Choromatsu Matsuno : I am. And scared. (0:06:51.55)
Ichimatsu Matsuno : I get it. You feel like you
should be working harder.
(0:06:53.50)
Choromatsu Matsuno : Yes, exactly! (0:06:57.06)
Ichimatsu Matsuno : But that's where you're wrong, Choromatsu. (0:06:58.06)
Ichimatsu Matsuno : We already worked hard. (0:07:00.91)
Ichimatsu Matsuno : And we look like this because we worked so hard. (0:07:03.32)
Ichimatsu Matsuno : We ran all over Japan all night
carrying the mikoshi.
(0:07:06.26)
Ichimatsu Matsuno : That's insane. We're insane. (0:07:09.33)
Ichimatsu Matsuno : Resting is the normal thing to do. (0:07:12.03)
Jyushimatsu Matsuno : And it's not like you can work
hard right now in this condition.
(0:07:14.11)
Jyushimatsu Matsuno : You get that, right? (0:07:17.53)
Karamatsu Matsuno : Look at Osomatsu next to you. (0:07:18.97)
Karamatsu Matsuno : Just look at how brilliantly he's resting. (0:07:25.75)
Karamatsu Matsuno : He doesn't intend to do a damn thing. (0:07:27.92)
Karamatsu Matsuno : He doesn't care about anyone around him. (0:07:30.10)
Todomatsu Matsuno : See if you can wake him up. It's impossible. (0:07:32.51)
Choromatsu Matsuno : Hey, wake up! Why are you resting so hard? (0:07:37.58)
Choromatsu Matsuno : Be fearful! Anxious! Are you listening to me?! (0:07:40.96)
Karamatsu Matsuno : I told you. As you can see— (0:07:46.30)
Choromatsu Matsuno : You idiot! Grow up! I said wake up!
Hey! Answer me!
(0:07:47.71)
Karamatsu Matsuno : I told you. As you can see— (0:07:54.12)
Choromatsu Matsuno : Actually, you need to reflect on your actions! (0:07:55.46)
Choromatsu Matsuno : That's what I'm trying to say here! (0:07:57.62)
Choromatsu Matsuno : Say something! I'll kick your ass! (0:07:59.68)
Todomatsu Matsuno : That's enough! Enough already! (0:08:03.60)
Karamatsu Matsuno : I told you. As you can see, he's
completely shut out everything.
(0:08:10.59)
Karamatsu Matsuno : He only lives for himself. It's awful, actually. (0:08:13.97)
Karamatsu Matsuno : But that's how it should be. (0:08:17.96)
Karamatsu Matsuno : Just for today, I think we
should follow his example.
(0:08:19.74)
Ichimatsu Matsuno : Choromatsu, let's rest. (0:08:23.19)
Choromatsu Matsuno : Okay. (0:08:25.98)
Ichimatsu Matsuno : Goodnight. (0:08:27.31)
Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Choromatsu-niisan, it's okay.
Don't worry about it.
(0:08:51.27)
Todomatsu Matsuno : Of course nothing's going to happen.
Because we're resting.
(0:08:55.55)
Karamatsu Matsuno : Let's rest. Don't use your head.
It's no big deal.
(0:08:59.29)
Ichimatsu Matsuno : Choromatsu, restrain yourself. You've got this. (0:09:03.42)
Ichimatsu Matsuno : You can keep pushing through. (0:09:06.02)
Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Choromatsu-niisan? (0:09:08.39)
Karamatsu Matsuno : Choromatsu, resist. Don't be afraid. (0:09:09.65)
Todomatsu Matsuno : Be brave. (0:09:11.95)
Ichimatsu Matsuno : Wait, wait, wait. You've got this. (0:09:14.10)
Ichimatsu Matsuno : You can keep pushing through. (0:09:16.26)
Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Don't move! Resist! (0:09:18.70)
Karamatsu Matsuno : You can do it. You can do it. (0:09:20.44)
Todomatsu Matsuno : Okay, let's just pull through till the very end! (0:09:21.83)
Ichimatsu Matsuno : Choromatsu. (0:09:25.34)
Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Choromatsu-niisan. (0:09:26.18)
Karamatsu Matsuno : Choromatsu. (0:09:27.28)
Todomatsu Matsuno : Choromatsu-niisan. (0:09:27.87)
Jyushimatsu Matsuno : You've got this! (0:09:29.01)
Ichimatsu Matsuno : Don't give in! (0:09:29.77)
Karamatsu Matsuno : Resist! (0:09:30.72)
Choromatsu Matsuno : I can't! I'm at my limit!
Seriously, nothing is happening!
(0:09:36.99)
Choromatsu Matsuno : Just sleeping like this isn't good! (0:09:40.20)
Choromatsu Matsuno : Y-You guys can all keep sleeping.
I'm going to go move around and do something.
(0:09:43.61)
Choromatsu Matsuno : Bye— (0:09:48.93)
Ichimatsu Matsuno : Thanks, Jyushimatsu. (0:09:53.59)
Jyushimatsu Matsuno : No problem. (0:09:55.19)
Karamatsu Matsuno : Okay, guys. Now, rest. (0:09:57.56)
Todomatsu Matsuno : Rest. (0:10:00.31)
Ichimatsu Matsuno : Goodnight. (0:10:01.95)
Ichimatsu Matsuno : Is this really okay? (0:10:24.81)
Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Goodness. Just not getting any bites today. (0:10:53.45)
Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Oh, pardon me. (0:10:58.89)
Jyushimatsu Matsuno : I just couldn't help myself. (0:11:01.42)
Jyushimatsu Matsuno : I still need more training. (0:11:03.95)
Todomatsu Matsuno : Do you live around here? (0:11:09.54)
Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Yes. Just a quick walk. (0:11:11.83)
Karamatsu Matsuno : This is a lovely place. We're surrounded
by nature, and the air's so clean.
(0:11:14.32)
Karamatsu Matsuno : Makes my exhaustion melt away. (0:11:19.33)
Todomatsu Matsuno : Right? (0:11:20.65)
Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Where are you from? (0:11:23.15)
Karamatsu Matsuno : Tokyo. (0:11:24.52)
Jyushimatsu Matsuno : My, my. You've come a long way. (0:11:26.10)
Karamatsu Matsuno : I just got tired of work,
so I wanted to take a breather.
(0:11:30.43)
Jyushimatsu Matsuno : I see. Well, humans do tend
to do too much by nature.
(0:11:34.76)
Jyushimatsu Matsuno : They're in such a rush to keep moving
forward that they forget to stop,
(0:11:41.05)
Jyushimatsu Matsuno : which causes them to see even fewer results. (0:11:45.11)
Jyushimatsu Matsuno : When you dangle a fishing line into this
clear stream out in the countryside,
(0:11:47.99)
Jyushimatsu Matsuno : that becomes very apparent. (0:11:51.44)
Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Oh, pardon me. I've said too much. (0:11:54.71)
Todomatsu Matsuno : I think you're exactly right. (0:12:00.04)
Karamatsu Matsuno : Um... if you don't mind,
could you teach us how to fish?
(0:12:05.21)
Karamatsu Matsuno : We're both amateurs and pretty awful at it. (0:12:12.66)
Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Oh, no. (0:12:18.03)
Jyushimatsu Matsuno : I'm not skilled enough to teach others. (0:12:19.78)
Jyushimatsu Matsuno : People just happen to call
me the fishing hermit.
(0:12:24.02)
Karamatsu Matsuno : Fishing hermit? (0:12:27.38)
Karamatsu Matsuno : Are you actually someone famous? (0:12:30.84)
Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Pardon me, that was a slip of the tongue. (0:12:33.80)
Karamatsu Matsuno : Please teach us. (0:12:36.71)
Todomatsu Matsuno : Please. (0:12:38.01)
Todomatsu Matsuno : We just can't get a bite. (0:13:17.09)
Karamatsu Matsuno : Huh? Y-Yeah. (0:13:18.69)
Jyushimatsu Matsuno : This temperature is the problem. (0:13:23.66)
Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Past summers were never this hot. (0:13:27.57)
Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Global warming. (0:13:31.99)
Jyushimatsu Matsuno : That is another result of humans going too far. (0:13:33.79)
Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Because it's too hot, there are no fish. (0:13:37.04)
Jyushimatsu Matsuno : It's not because of your skills. (0:13:41.16)
Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Don't let it get to you. (0:13:43.98)
Karamatsu Matsuno : All right. (0:13:47.65)
Chibita : Hell yeah! Wow! I've never
caught one this big before!
(0:13:49.30)
Iyami : Sheeeh! What a catch! (0:13:50.57)
Iyami : Not bad, Chibita! (0:13:55.25)
Todomatsu Matsuno : They caught some, though. (0:13:57.98)
Todomatsu Matsuno : Hey, they caught some. (0:14:01.40)
Karamatsu Matsuno : Stop that. Shh. (0:14:03.24)
Todomatsu Matsuno : I'm pretty sure there are
fish in there as usual.
(0:14:05.30)
Karamatsu Matsuno : Stop! That's rude. He's a hermit! (0:14:07.33)
Todomatsu Matsuno : But they're catching fish normally! (0:14:10.18)
Todomatsu Matsuno : Clearly— (0:14:12.23)
Todomatsu Matsuno : If they caught some, that means there are some! (0:14:15.33)
Todomatsu Matsuno : The temperature has nothing to do with it! (0:14:17.35)
Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Within the clear skies, (0:14:21.77)
Jyushimatsu Matsuno : the symbol of peace appears, (0:14:23.81)
Jyushimatsu Matsuno : as fluffy white clouds. (0:14:26.10)
Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Oh, pardon me. A haiku just came to me. (0:14:30.13)
Jyushimatsu Matsuno : "I want to catch a fish.
I want to catch one now."
(0:14:35.56)
Jyushimatsu Matsuno : If you keep being so greedy, (0:14:38.14)
Jyushimatsu Matsuno : you'll keep looking down and forget
the existence of the beautiful sky.
(0:14:39.81)
Jyushimatsu Matsuno : And that's why this hermit believes... (0:14:46.12)
Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Ah, am I catching the fish?
Or perhaps, are the fish catching me?
(0:14:50.90)
Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Who knows anymore? (0:15:01.05)
Karamatsu Matsuno : A-Ah... I-I see... Wow, that's deep. (0:15:05.09)
Todomatsu Matsuno : What's that mean? (0:15:11.03)
Karamatsu Matsuno : Come on, dude! (0:15:12.10)
Todomatsu Matsuno : What are you talking about? (0:15:12.96)
Karamatsu Matsuno : Stop! Seriously, what is your problem?! (0:15:13.97)
Todomatsu Matsuno : I mean, that makes no sense.
The fish are gonna catch me? What?
(0:15:17.08)
Todomatsu Matsuno : No, really! It doesn't make sense! (0:15:24.02)
Karamatsu Matsuno : Wh-Who is that? (0:15:36.69)
Jyushimatsu Matsuno : That's the fake fishing hermit. (0:15:39.41)
Karamatsu Matsuno : Fake fishing hermit?! (0:15:41.76)
Jyushimatsu Matsuno : He's basically a greedy man who doesn't care (0:15:44.60)
Jyushimatsu Matsuno : about anything else as
long as he can catch fish.
(0:15:46.59)
Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Please don't ever end up like him. (0:15:49.72)
Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Oh, how awful. There's no way
fish would ever accept his bait.
(0:15:53.81)
Todomatsu Matsuno : He seems to be catching plenty. (0:16:04.65)
Todomatsu Matsuno : No, really. He's catching a ton. (0:16:08.60)
Karamatsu Matsuno : Just stop! (0:16:10.60)
Todomatsu Matsuno : Isn't that insane? That old guy
is way too good at fishing.
(0:16:12.06)
Karamatsu Matsuno : Just let him be good, then! (0:16:15.31)
Todomatsu Matsuno : No, really. He's amazing. (0:16:17.00)
Todomatsu Matsuno : Just wow. I respect him so much. He's so cool. (0:16:18.63)
Todomatsu Matsuno : I think I'll have that old guy teach me. (0:16:21.58)
Jyushimatsu Matsuno : What?! (0:16:24.83)
Jyushimatsu Matsuno : U-U-U-Um... I guess I'll just
have to show you my true skill!
(0:16:25.86)
Jyushimatsu Matsuno : The true skill of the fishing hermit.
I guess I might just have to show you!
(0:16:30.06)
Jyushimatsu Matsuno : You see, there's a secret spot where
you are guaranteed to catch fish.
(0:16:35.40)
Karamatsu Matsuno : R-Really? (0:16:39.39)
Jyushimatsu Matsuno : And I'll tell you, but just
because you're special.
(0:16:41.45)
Karamatsu Matsuno : Please! (0:16:44.54)
Karamatsu Matsuno : Hey, let's go. (0:16:48.31)
Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Here it is. (0:17:07.09)
Todomatsu Matsuno : This is where those other
guys were just fishing.
(0:17:08.77)
Karamatsu Matsuno : Will you just shut up?! (0:17:11.11)
Todomatsu Matsuno : That's not fair, is it? Seriously? (0:17:12.59)
Karamatsu Matsuno : What is your issue?! (0:17:14.14)
Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Behold! The true skill of the fishing hermit! (0:17:15.84)
Todomatsu Matsuno : You keep calling yourself that. (0:17:18.06)
Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Please kill me. (0:19:06.71)
Karamatsu Matsuno : What?! (0:19:07.90)
Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Just kill me. (0:19:08.81)
Karamatsu Matsuno : Wait, wait, what? (0:19:09.89)
Jyushimatsu Matsuno : I can't catch anything. I'm trash. (0:19:11.48)
Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Absolutely worthless. (0:19:13.99)
Karamatsu Matsuno : W-W-W-Wait, hermit! (0:19:15.03)
Karamatsu Matsuno : Please calm down! Hey! (0:19:17.59)
Todomatsu Matsuno : He just can't do it. (0:19:19.72)
Todomatsu Matsuno : You suck at fishing. (0:19:22.28)
Todomatsu Matsuno : That's why you can't catch any fish.
It's as simple as that, right?
(0:19:24.61)
Todomatsu Matsuno : Just stop trying to put up this front already. (0:19:31.81)
Todomatsu Matsuno : Everyone knows. It's obvious. (0:19:34.38)
Todomatsu Matsuno : Especially to yourself. (0:19:36.65)
Todomatsu Matsuno : Have you ever caught a fish before? (0:19:40.69)
Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Nope... Not even one. (0:19:44.36)
Karamatsu Matsuno : What?! (0:19:46.76)
Todomatsu Matsuno : Was that old guy really
the fake fishing hermit?
(0:19:47.73)
Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Nope. That was the real one. (0:19:51.07)
Karamatsu Matsuno : What?! (0:19:53.25)
Jyushimatsu Matsuno : I entertained myself by finding rookie fishers
and luring them in by looking and acting
(0:19:54.49)
Jyushimatsu Matsuno : like a fishing hermit so they'd praise me. (0:19:59.57)
Jyushimatsu Matsuno : In that sense of a "lure," I'm a fishing hermit. (0:20:02.27)
Karamatsu Matsuno : What does that even mean?! (0:20:04.88)
Todomatsu Matsuno : Doesn't that get tiring? (0:20:07.32)
Todomatsu Matsuno : That's not fun, is it? (0:20:10.99)
Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Not at all . (0:20:12.68)
Todomatsu Matsuno : Right? So stop already.
But you actually love fishing, right?
(0:20:15.47)
Todomatsu Matsuno : Then take better care of that passion. (0:20:23.96)
Todomatsu Matsuno : You're sorta ruining it for yourself. (0:20:26.30)
Jyushimatsu Matsuno : I'm sorry. (0:20:47.98)
Karamatsu Matsuno : You got a bite! The fishing rod! Look! (0:21:04.33)
Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Huh? (0:21:06.66)
Todomatsu Matsuno : You're right! Hurry, hurry! (0:21:07.09)
Karamatsu Matsuno : You got a bite! (0:21:09.49)
Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Huh? Huh? (0:21:09.83)
Todomatsu Matsuno : Hurry! (0:21:11.45)
Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-What am I supposed to do? (0:21:12.61)
Karamatsu Matsuno : Uh, reel it in! You got one! (0:21:15.54)
Todomatsu Matsuno : Hurry! (0:21:18.52)
Karamatsu Matsuno : What the hell?! There's no point
if you don't catch it yourself!
(0:21:20.93)
Karamatsu Matsuno : Don't run away! (0:21:24.62)
Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Hi-yah! (0:21:28.72)
Karamatsu Matsuno : It's so puny. (0:21:35.33)
Jyushimatsu Matsuno : I did it! (0:21:42.86)
Jyushimatsu Matsuno : This is the first time I've caught one! (0:21:46.29)
Jyushimatsu Matsuno : See? Look! I caught one! That's awesome! (0:21:48.46)
Todomatsu Matsuno : Well done! Congratulations! (0:21:55.26)
Karamatsu Matsuno : Man, I'm glad I witnessed that.
I'm so glad I came.
(0:21:57.30)
Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Yay! (0:22:00.75)
Choromatsu Matsuno : Choromatsu here. (0:23:38.43)
Choromatsu Matsuno : When I woke up, everything was over. (0:23:39.75)
Choromatsu Matsuno : I guess days like that happen. (0:23:41.81)
Choromatsu Matsuno : Next time, I'll be coming and going
enough to make up for this episode.
(0:23:43.91)
Choromatsu Matsuno : Please watch while you're relaxing. (0:23:46.35)
Choromatsu Matsuno : Okay, goodnight. (0:23:48.19)

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