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▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : It's so hot...	(0:01:53.13)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : There's no way it should be this hot!	(0:01:55.82)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : How the hell did this happen?	(0:01:58.51)
▶ Osomatsu Matsuno : Huh?	(0:02:23.91)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : What're you doing?	(0:02:30.08)
▶ Osomatsu Matsuno : The fan won't turn on.	(0:02:32.57)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : Ugh.	(0:02:41.21)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : Don't break it!	(0:02:43.07)
▶ Osomatsu Matsuno : Uh, I didn't!	(0:02:44.14)
▶ Karamatsu Matsuno : What's wrong?	(0:02:46.09)
▶ Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Osomatsu-niisan broke the fan.	(0:02:47.52)
▶ Osomatsu Matsuno : Again, it wasn't me!	(0:02:51.33)
▶ Matsuyo Matsuno : What's wrong?	(0:02:53.22)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : The fan broke.	(0:02:54.85)
▶ Matsuyo Matsuno : Osomatsu!	(0:02:56.69)
▶ Osomatsu Matsuno : Why does everyone in this house blame me first?!	(0:02:57.75)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : What should we do?	(0:03:01.21)
▶ Jyushimatsu Matsuno : We need a new one.	(0:03:02.29)
▶ Matsuyo Matsuno : Yes, I suppose it was time for a new one.	(0:03:03.90)
▶ Matsuyo Matsuno : Okay, good luck.	(0:03:10.19)
▶ Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Mom?! Wait—	(0:03:13.01)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : Wait a—	(0:03:13.98)
▶ Ichimatsu Matsuno : What should we do? She mentioned a new one.	(0:03:20.61)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : Hmm...	(0:03:23.50)
▶ Karamatsu Matsuno : Do we even need one? We have an air conditioner.	(0:03:24.83)
▶ Ichimatsu Matsuno : Uh, we definitely need one.	(0:03:28.41)
▶ Ichimatsu Matsuno : We can't keep the AC running all the time.	(0:03:31.61)
▶ Karamatsu Matsuno : Oh, right.	(0:03:34.70)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : What should we do?	(0:03:35.81)
▶ Osomatsu Matsuno : We're just gonna have to buy a new one.	(0:03:36.98)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : Anyone have money?	(0:03:40.14)
▶ Osomatsu Matsuno : Nope.	(0:03:40.90)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : Tch.	(0:03:41.77)
▶ Karamatsu Matsuno : Nope.	(0:03:43.25)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : Tch.	(0:03:43.86)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : Nope.	(0:03:45.41)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : Tch.	(0:03:45.97)
▶ Ichimatsu Matsuno : Nope.	(0:03:47.58)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : Tch.	(0:03:48.16)
▶ Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Nope.	(0:03:49.59)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : Tch.	(0:03:50.26)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : Man, you're all losers.	(0:03:51.77)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : You're full-fledged adults!	(0:03:54.33)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : Why don't any of you have the money to buy a single fan?	(0:03:55.78)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : Do you have it?	(0:03:59.04)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : Nope!	(0:04:00.02)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : Ow.	(0:04:01.49)
▶ Osomatsu Matsuno : Anyway, let's go to the store and look.	(0:04:07.69)
▶ Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Yeah.	(0:04:10.88)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : What? We're going to look?	(0:04:13.30)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : When we don't have any money?	(0:04:15.53)
▶ Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Which one should we get?	(0:04:20.66)
▶ Osomatsu Matsuno : No idea.	(0:04:22.24)
▶ Osomatsu Matsuno : How are these different, anyway?	(0:04:23.90)
▶ Osomatsu Matsuno : They all look the same to me.	(0:04:26.25)
▶ Ichimatsu Matsuno : Well?	(0:04:35.39)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : No idea.	(0:04:36.35)
▶ Karamatsu Matsuno : Hey!	(0:04:37.90)
▶ Karamatsu Matsuno : Wh-What is that? Is it a fan?	(0:04:46.63)
▶ Osomatsu Matsuno : There's no way.	(0:04:50.35)
▶ Karamatsu Matsuno : Don't! You're gonna die!	(0:04:53.61)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : I wonder how much it costs...	(0:04:58.74)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : 50,000?!	(0:05:00.77)
▶ Ichimatsu Matsuno : So we'll need around 1,000 yen.	(0:05:09.27)
▶ Osomatsu Matsuno : I see.	(0:05:12.04)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : Seriously, why are we even looking?	(0:05:15.75)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : We don't have any money, right?	(0:05:17.49)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : Oh, right.	(0:05:19.05)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : I wonder if someone has an extra fan.	(0:05:20.97)
▶ Osomatsu Matsuno : Oh, you wanna ask someone for one?	(0:05:23.93)
▶ Jyushimatsu Matsuno : I see.	(0:05:26.77)
▶ Karamatsu Matsuno : Let's go look.	(0:05:28.18)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : Really? We're going to go that far?	(0:05:30.11)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : Hello?	(0:05:32.67)
▶ Totoko Yowai : What? A fan?	(0:05:35.42)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : Yeah. Ours happened to break.	(0:05:38.23)
▶ Totoko Yowai : Oh, that's awful.	(0:05:41.40)
▶ Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Do you happen to have an extra one?	(0:05:42.69)
▶ Totoko Yowai : I dunno.	(0:05:45.66)
▶ Totoko Yowai : I'll go take a look.	(0:05:47.73)
▶ Totoko Yowai : Sorry, we don't.	(0:05:56.94)
▶ Jyushimatsu Matsuno : I see.	(0:05:58.54)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : Don't worry about it. Sorry to bother you out of the blue.	(0:06:00.11)
▶ Totoko Yowai : I'll ask our customers to see if any of them have an extra one.	(0:06:02.68)
▶ Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Really?! Thanks!	(0:06:06.21)
▶ Chibita : Huh? A fan?	(0:06:10.82)
▶ Osomatsu Matsuno : Yeah. Do you happen to have an extra one?	(0:06:13.06)
▶ Chibita : Hey!	(0:06:17.83)
▶ Chibita : You're so pathetic. You can't even buy a fan?	(0:06:21.98)
▶ Chibita : Figure that out yourself, you idjit!	(0:06:26.12)
▶ Chibita : Hey!	(0:06:29.29)
▶ Osomatsu Matsuno : Lemme borrow some money.	(0:06:31.06)
▶ Chibita : Oh, fine!	(0:06:34.95)
▶ Chibita : Here.	(0:06:41.74)
▶ Osomatsu Matsuno : Huh?	(0:06:43.37)
▶ Chibita : Go home.	(0:06:44.50)
▶ Karamatsu Matsuno : It's so hot...	(0:06:50.63)
▶ Ichimatsu Matsuno : Oh, Iyami.	(0:06:52.73)
▶ Iyami : Buy something!	(0:06:57.07)
▶ Karamatsu Matsuno : What is all this? It's all junk.	(0:07:01.10)
▶ Ichimatsu Matsuno : Is this—	(0:07:05.94)
▶ Iyami : What are you looking for? I'll make it cheap.	(0:07:06.85)
▶ Ichimatsu Matsuno : A fan.	(0:07:10.58)
▶ Iyami : I have just the thing!	(0:07:12.63)
▶ Iyami : It's made in France!	(0:07:18.10)
▶ Ichimatsu Matsuno : You liar!	(0:07:19.82)
▶ Karamatsu Matsuno : That's just trash.	(0:07:20.55)
▶ Iyami : Call it an antique.	(0:07:21.78)
▶ Ichimatsu Matsuno : How much?	(0:07:24.05)
▶ Iyami : 100 yen.	(0:07:25.00)
▶ Karamatsu Matsuno : Make it free!	(0:07:28.34)
▶ Iyami : Wha?!	(0:07:29.22)
▶ Ichimatsu Matsuno : Does this thing even work?	(0:07:30.13)
▶ Iyami : Does it— How rude!	(0:07:31.70)
▶ Dekapan : Hoeh, did you find one?	(0:08:13.98)
▶ Karamatsu Matsuno : Dekapan, what about this?	(0:08:18.18)
▶ Dekapan : That's not a fan. That's a time machine.	(0:08:20.01)
▶ Karamatsu Matsuno : Oh, it's just a time machine.	(0:08:24.29)
▶ Dekapan : What's the matter?	(0:08:29.07)
▶ Karamatsu Matsuno : Osomatsu broke our fan.	(0:08:30.79)
▶ Ichimatsu Matsuno : Dekapan, can we borrow this?	(0:08:40.53)
▶ Dekapan : But it's not a fan.	(0:08:44.01)
▶ Ichimatsu Matsuno : Can we borrow the time machine?	(0:08:48.15)
▶ Karamatsu Matsuno : Huh?	(0:08:50.46)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : A time machine?!	(0:08:54.05)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : Wh-Why did you borrow this thing?	(0:08:56.73)
▶ Ichimatsu Matsuno : We're gonna use this to go back in time before the fan broke.	(0:09:00.18)
▶ Ichimatsu Matsuno : Then we can get a fan that'll work.	(0:09:05.62)
▶ Osomatsu Matsuno : I see! You're so smart!	(0:09:09.25)
▶ Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Way to go, Ichimatsu-niisan.	(0:09:10.80)
▶ Jyushimatsu Matsuno : You're amazing!	(0:09:13.63)
▶ Osomatsu Matsuno : You're awesome, Ichimatsu-chan!	(0:09:16.18)
▶ Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Okay, go for it, Ichimatsu-niisan.	(0:09:17.74)
▶ Ichimatsu Matsuno : Uh, I'm not going.	(0:09:20.66)
▶ Ichimatsu Matsuno : I know I'll mess up somehow.	(0:09:24.19)
▶ Ichimatsu Matsuno : Someone else go.	(0:09:26.53)
▶ Osomatsu Matsuno : All right! Leave this to your big brother!	(0:09:28.21)
▶ Osomatsu Matsuno : What?!	(0:09:35.42)
▶ Karamatsu Matsuno : Okay, I'll go.	(0:09:38.61)
▶ Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Be careful. The time paradox caused by you getting caught would be really annoying.	(0:09:40.23)
▶ Ichimatsu Matsuno : We definitely don't want that.	(0:09:44.97)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : Okay.	(0:09:46.93)
▶ Karamatsu Matsuno : Ignition.	(0:09:50.03)
▶ Jyushimatsu Matsuno : They're back.	(0:10:38.90)
▶ Osomatsu Matsuno : You guys okay?! How'd it go?	(0:10:44.99)
▶ Ichimatsu Matsuno : Where's the fan?	(0:10:49.26)
▶ Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Let's turn it on.	(0:10:56.07)
▶ Osomatsu Matsuno : Huh? It's not turning on.	(0:11:08.95)
▶ Karamatsu Matsuno : What?! Why?	(0:11:10.89)
▶ Ichimatsu Matsuno : Maybe you didn't go back to the right time.	(0:11:16.03)
▶ Karamatsu Matsuno : Nah, we definitely went back to before Osomatsu broke it.	(0:11:18.37)
▶ Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Really?	(0:11:22.45)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : U-Um...	(0:11:24.29)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : I-I was thinking, maybe it wasn't actually Osomatsu-niisan who broke the fan...	(0:11:27.57)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : Huh? What do you mean?	(0:11:34.57)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : Well, last night...	(0:11:37.79)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : I came home drunk and kicked it as hard as I could.	(0:11:40.70)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : So there may or may not be a possibility that it broke then.	(0:11:46.87)
▶ Osomatsu Matsuno : That's absolutely when it broke!	(0:11:52.60)
▶ Osomatsu Matsuno : And you blamed me for it!	(0:11:54.94)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : I'm sorry! I'm sorry!	(0:11:56.99)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : What the hell? So does that mean we brought back a broken fan?	(0:11:59.31)
▶ Karamatsu Matsuno : What should we do?	(0:12:07.02)
▶ Ichimatsu Matsuno : Let's go again.	(0:12:08.18)
▶ Ichimatsu Matsuno : We have to go back before Todomatsu broke it.	(0:12:09.94)
▶ Ichimatsu Matsuno : Around what time did you get home last night?	(0:12:13.66)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : Around midnight.	(0:12:16.99)
▶ Ichimatsu Matsuno : Then it has to be before that...	(0:12:18.42)
▶ Ichimatsu Matsuno : Oh, then how about when we were at the bath house?	(0:12:20.40)
▶ Ichimatsu Matsuno : Then you won't have to worry about getting caught.	(0:12:24.32)
▶ Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Okay, good luck.	(0:12:29.01)
▶ Ichimatsu Matsuno : Uh, I'm not going.	(0:12:31.02)
▶ Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Huh?	(0:12:33.11)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : Off we go!	(0:12:35.27)
▶ Karamatsu Matsuno : We're counting on you!	(0:12:38.66)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : Huh? It's locked. Huh?!	(0:12:51.03)
▶ Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Oh, right!	(0:12:54.94)
▶ Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Mom and Dad also left yesterday, so we locked the door when we went to the bath house.	(0:12:57.14)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : I wonder if the window upstairs is open.	(0:13:06.94)
▶ Jyushimatsu Matsuno : What're you doing?!	(0:13:30.37)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : What the hell, man?!	(0:13:31.89)
▶ Iyami : Sheeeh!	(0:13:35.86)
▶ Karamatsu Matsuno : They're back.	(0:13:43.21)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : How'd it go?	(0:13:48.01)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : Huh? Wh-What's wrong?	(0:13:51.26)
▶ Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Iyami was burgling our home.	(0:13:53.97)
▶ Ichimatsu Matsuno : That guy has some nerve.	(0:13:57.14)
▶ Karamatsu Matsuno : Well, there's really nothing to steal from our place.	(0:13:59.35)
▶ Osomatsu Matsuno : What about the fan?	(0:14:02.90)
▶ Osomatsu Matsuno : Okay, let's turn it on!	(0:14:07.42)
▶ Osomatsu Matsuno : It won't turn on! Why?!	(0:14:18.13)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : I knew it.	(0:14:20.08)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : We knocked it over when we were arguing with Iyami.	(0:14:21.97)
▶ Karamatsu Matsuno : What should we do?	(0:14:26.56)
▶ Ichimatsu Matsuno : Let's go one more time.	(0:14:27.71)
▶ Ichimatsu Matsuno : We should be extra careful and go back a bit earlier next time.	(0:14:29.22)
▶ Karamatsu Matsuno : Huh?	(0:14:32.66)
▶ Ichimatsu Matsuno : Todomatsu said he broke it,	(0:14:34.19)
▶ Ichimatsu Matsuno : but there's no guarantee that it wasn't broken before that,	(0:14:36.73)
▶ Ichimatsu Matsuno : and Iyami was burgling our place,	(0:14:39.76)
▶ Ichimatsu Matsuno : so we'll have to go back even further,	(0:14:42.23)
▶ Ichimatsu Matsuno : to when we know for sure that the fan was working.	(0:14:44.43)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : Like when?	(0:14:47.87)
▶ Ichimatsu Matsuno : Hmm... How about three weeks ago?	(0:14:49.03)
▶ Osomatsu Matsuno : Okay, let's go with that.	(0:14:53.10)
▶ Ichimatsu Matsuno : Huh?	(0:14:57.62)
▶ Ichimatsu Matsuno : Huh?! Me?!	(0:14:59.25)
▶ Osomatsu Matsuno : Okay, I'm off.	(0:15:01.28)
▶ Ichimatsu Matsuno : And with him?!	(0:15:02.22)
▶ Ichimatsu Matsuno : Wait a sec—	(0:15:03.94)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : I mean, I didn't want to get a crew cut, either!	(0:15:54.25)
▶ Osomatsu Matsuno : Ow.	(0:16:08.62)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : They're back.	(0:16:22.38)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : How'd it go?	(0:16:26.82)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : Whoa, what?	(0:16:30.03)
▶ Ichimatsu Matsuno : W-We ended up going back to the day of our crew cuts.	(0:16:31.53)
▶ Jyushimatsu Matsuno : It's no use. It's broken.	(0:16:40.57)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : Jeez. Well, yeah. You can't get it this wet.	(0:16:42.23)
▶ Ichimatsu Matsuno : I did my job right!	(0:16:45.88)
▶ Ichimatsu Matsuno : It's his fault!	(0:16:47.65)
▶ Osomatsu Matsuno : Man, that was hilarious.	(0:16:50.25)
▶ Karamatsu Matsuno : Okay! If we go back to this time, we should definitely be able to get a working fan!	(0:16:53.13)
▶ Matsuyo Matsuno : It's dinner time, you NEETs.	(0:17:19.11)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : W-We came from the future!	(0:17:49.57)
▶ Karamatsu Matsuno : Ours broke!	(0:17:55.28)
▶ Osomatsu Matsuno : They're back!	(0:18:04.46)
▶ Osomatsu Matsuno : How'd it go?	(0:18:08.71)
▶ Osomatsu Matsuno : Hey.	(0:18:12.38)
▶ Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Huh?! Just the fan made it back!	(0:18:16.66)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : Something must've happened!	(0:18:20.14)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : We have to go save them!	(0:18:21.94)
▶ Osomatsu Matsuno : Huh? What are you doing?	(0:19:52.62)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : Let's stop this.	(0:19:56.17)
▶ Osomatsu Matsuno : Huh?	(0:19:57.41)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : This is... weird.	(0:19:58.49)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : Weird how?	(0:20:01.18)
▶ Karamatsu Matsuno : We finally got a working fan.	(0:20:02.13)
▶ Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Yeah.	(0:20:05.09)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : What about the other ones?	(0:20:08.77)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : Are we going to throw them all away? Because we don't need them?	(0:20:14.06)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : This is just weird.	(0:20:20.78)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : What do you want to do?	(0:20:35.99)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : Let's take them back.	(0:20:37.30)
▶ Todomatsu Matsuno : What?	(0:20:38.49)
▶ Osomatsu Matsuno : Let's take them back.	(0:21:03.98)
▶ Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Hurry!	(0:21:35.19)
▶ Jyushimatsu Matsuno : Let's go, Choromatsu-niisan.	(0:21:36.93)
▶ Choromatsu Matsuno : Coming.	(0:21:38.77)
▶ Matsuyo Matsuno : Ah, it's so cool.	(0:23:47.66)
▶ Matsuyo Matsuno : Those boys are actually useful every once in a while.	(0:23:49.22)