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▶ Gore : Okay, it's time for Toto the hero's party...	(0:00:00.74)
▶ Gore : to begin it's first excursion!	(0:00:04.23)
▶ Gore : Move out!	(0:00:05.56)
▶ Ciel : So much energy first thing in the morning...	(0:00:07.82)
▶ Toto : Um, do we need to prepare anything?	(0:00:11.01)
▶ Gore : Not a thing! Tents and sleeping bags and such were all bought yesterday.	(0:00:13.15)
▶ Ciel : So much luggage! When did you get all this?	(0:00:20.38)
▶ Gore : It's a bit of a burden, but I'm sure you can handle it, Hero Boy.	(0:00:22.24)
▶ Toto : Sure.	(0:00:25.47)
▶ Anemone : Where are we headed, then, Lady Goa?	(0:00:29.87)
▶ Gore : First up, a little backwater called Ani!	(0:00:32.59)
▶ Gore : It's not too close or far, making it the perfect first destination!	(0:00:35.74)
▶ Ciel : It's like our adventure is finally beginning!	(0:00:41.34)
▶ Ciel : I'm so excited!	(0:00:43.60)
▶ Gore : Oh, Ciel. You're actually enjoying this.	(0:00:46.22)
▶ Anemone : And what will be our goal?	(0:00:49.33)
▶ Anemone : I mean, we're not going just to go, are we?	(0:00:52.23)
▶ Gore : That's our sharp little Mone!	(0:00:55.60)
▶ Gore : As much as I did want to just travel farther than usual,	(0:00:58.45)
▶ Gore : I found the perfect quest, too!	(0:01:02.11)
▶ Gore : And this is it!	(0:01:05.13)
▶ Gore : Securing and transporting some merchandise!	(0:01:08.65)
▶ Ciel : Where did that come from?	(0:01:10.54)
▶ Gore : We'll be carrying this for a few days.	(0:01:11.97)
▶ Anemone : Yikes...	(0:01:14.62)
▶ Ciel : It seems like... a lot.	(0:01:15.13)
▶ Gore : It is! And it's heavy, which is why no one wanted to take the job.	(0:01:16.96)
▶ Anemone : I can see why.	(0:01:20.99)
▶ Gore : But that just means it pays better!	(0:01:22.36)
▶ Toto : Well, everyone, let's get on our way.	(0:01:30.82)
▶ Anemone : So, how long of a journey is this going to be?	(0:03:13.26)
▶ Gore : Three days in a hurry, about four at a leisurely pace, I think.	(0:03:16.73)
▶ Ciel : On that note... Sir Hero, you need to stay conscious the entire time!	(0:03:20.42)
▶ Ciel : You may not realize this,	(0:03:26.59)
▶ Ciel : but every time you're knocked out, I've been using magic to carry you.	(0:03:29.12)
▶ Toto : You have?!	(0:03:33.63)
▶ Ciel : Given that we're also carrying the delivery,	(0:03:35.50)
▶ Ciel : having to lift it for a long period of time is asking a lot, even with magic.	(0:03:37.57)
▶ Gore : Does weight make it more difficult?	(0:03:41.09)
▶ Ciel : That should be obvious.	(0:03:42.74)
▶ Ciel : The amount of mana expended to move a speck of dust	(0:03:44.03)
▶ Ciel : versus something heavier naturally varies.	(0:03:46.84)
▶ Toto : I-I'll do my best.	(0:03:51.18)
▶ Ciel : I'm counting on you, Sir Hero.	(0:03:54.55)
▶ Ciel : What did I just say?!	(0:04:03.74)
▶ Anemone : And you're out!	(0:04:04.97)
▶ Ciel : Let's get a move on.	(0:04:11.52)
▶ Anemone : Were you really looking forward to this that much?	(0:04:13.39)
▶ Gore : It's so cute!	(0:04:15.76)
▶ Ciel : Oh, you are dead! Dead! Dead!	(0:04:17.94)
▶ Gore : Hey! Hero Boy is not a weapon!	(0:04:19.94)
▶ Ciel : Get back here!	(0:04:20.51)
▶ Gore : Since we didn't make much progress yesterday, let's try a little harder.	(0:04:25.02)
▶ Toto : I'm so sorry for the loss of time, everyone.	(0:04:29.24)
▶ Ciel : Yesterday was, in part, my fault.	(0:04:32.97)
▶ Gore : That's right! Don't worry about it too much.	(0:04:35.40)
▶ Anemone : I want a damn cigarette!	(0:04:35.82)
▶ Toto : Should we take a break, Anemone?	(0:04:39.78)
▶ Toto : You've seemed down for a while.	(0:04:42.29)
▶ Anemone : It's quite all right, Sir Hero. Don't mind me.	(0:04:45.39)
▶ Anemone : What am I gonna do? The bathroom excuse isn't gonna cut it in the middle of nowhere.	(0:04:51.09)
▶ Anemone : Down to one option!	(0:05:00.52)
▶ Anemone : Sir Hero!	(0:05:02.42)
▶ Anemone : Would you mind letting me borrow your rugged arm?	(0:05:04.10)
▶ Anemone : All right! Time for a smoke break!	(0:05:08.82)
▶ Gore : We're doing this again today?!	(0:05:10.73)
▶ Gore : Between you passing out and the breaks, we aren't making good time.	(0:05:16.75)
▶ Toto : I'm sorry.	(0:05:21.42)
▶ Gore : It's okay! It's not your fault, Hero Boy.	(0:05:22.52)
▶ Ciel : Marshmallows!	(0:05:25.47)
▶ Ciel : I roasted some!	(0:05:27.13)
▶ Anemone : You sure as hell look like you're enjoying this.	(0:05:29.42)
▶ Ciel : Here you are, Sir Hero!	(0:05:32.35)
▶ Toto : Oh, thank you.	(0:05:34.57)
▶ Ciel : It's yummy!	(0:05:38.35)
▶ Toto : It really is.	(0:05:39.52)
▶ Anemone : Might I have one?	(0:05:41.00)
▶ Ciel : If you insist. But only because it's a special occasion!	(0:05:43.23)
▶ Anemone : Thank you so much.	(0:05:46.99)
▶ Gore : We might not be making any progress...	(0:05:48.32)
▶ Gore : But does it matter when you're having fun?	(0:05:51.15)
▶ Gore : Wow, a bandit!	(0:06:20.24)
▶ Gore : Tell me, what're you gonna do if I don't?	(0:06:22.99)
▶ Gore : Oh, that does sound like fun!	(0:06:31.28)
▶ Gore : But... these three being sold off and belonging to someone else	(0:06:35.06)
▶ Gore : doesn't suit me.	(0:06:40.05)
▶ Gore : That being the case, here you go. It's all yours.	(0:06:42.53)
▶ Gore : If you can actually handle it.	(0:06:46.30)
▶ Gore : And that's the best you can do while using a skill? Seems rough!	(0:07:02.81)
▶ Gore : Too bad for you.	(0:07:26.94)
▶ Gore : I placed some powerful hallucinogens around the box.	(0:07:29.18)
▶ Gore : Not that it worked on Hero Boy.	(0:07:33.05)
▶ Gore : And the others saw it coming and had countermeasures ready.	(0:07:36.77)
▶ Gore : This trip is turning out to be so much fun!	(0:07:43.46)
▶ Gore : I'm not letting anyone else take them.	(0:07:47.42)
▶ Gore : Everyone in this party is mine to toy with!	(0:07:50.77)
▶ Gore : Good morning, Hero Boy.	(0:08:00.36)
▶ Toto : I-I'm sorry! I didn't wake up to switch out for the watch!	(0:08:04.21)
▶ Gore : Oh, it's fine. You were probably tired since it's your first excursion.	(0:08:07.46)
▶ Toto : Did anything happen?	(0:08:11.36)
▶ Gore : Not at all!	(0:08:17.71)
▶ Gore : Once we get through these woods, we'll be at the town!	(0:08:25.63)
▶ Gore : Then you can put all that stuff down!	(0:08:28.10)
▶ Toto : Okay.	(0:08:30.44)
▶ Ciel : Are you hungry already?	(0:08:33.81)
▶ Toto : I'm sorry.	(0:08:36.10)
▶ Anemone : That said, we don't really have enough food left.	(0:08:37.85)
▶ Anemone : We'll have to see what we can find.	(0:08:42.12)
▶ Gore : I'm tired from keeping watch last night, so...	(0:08:45.12)
▶ Anemone : And I'm a priest, so I could never take a life.	(0:08:48.99)
▶ Ciel : Wait, then...	(0:08:52.62)
▶ Gore : Go on, Ciel!	(0:08:54.40)
▶ Gore : You and Hero Boy will be getting our dinner for tonight!	(0:08:56.65)
▶ Gore : Fish up a big one, 'kay?	(0:08:59.85)
▶ Ciel : That...	(0:09:01.35)
▶ Ciel : That sounds like so much fu—I mean...	(0:09:02.85)
▶ Ciel : That doesn't sound like fun at all! Why would I ever...	(0:09:05.89)
▶ Gore : That settles it!	(0:09:12.60)
▶ Toto : You seem to be enjoying yourself, Ciel.	(0:09:27.98)
▶ Ciel : N-Not really! I've never fantasized about this at all!	(0:09:30.69)
▶ Toto : Okay.	(0:09:35.98)
▶ Ciel : Killing the hero should the opportunity arise. Being surrounded by enemies.	(0:09:37.33)
▶ Ciel : I will never forget the true nature of this situation.	(0:09:43.00)
▶ Ciel : Fishing sucks.	(0:09:58.29)
▶ Ciel : How is this any fun?!	(0:10:01.01)
▶ Toto : W-Well...	(0:10:03.28)
▶ Ciel : I demand a refund of my anticipation!	(0:10:04.68)
▶ Toto : It's definitely kind of dull if you can't catch anything.	(0:10:07.85)
▶ Toto : But it's not like you can force the fish to bite... wait!	(0:10:10.91)
▶ Toto : Ciel, I'm going to see if I can dive in and catch some.	(0:10:15.39)
▶ Ciel : Oh, a good idea. I'll cast a spell to make you heavier	(0:10:20.17)
▶ Ciel : so that you'll have an easier time in the water.	(0:10:22.88)
▶ Toto : I appreciate that.	(0:10:25.18)
▶ Ciel : About a ton sounds right.	(0:10:26.68)
▶ Ciel : You'll never be able to surface...	(0:10:30.30)
▶ Ciel : Wh-What are you doing?! There's a lady present!	(0:10:32.59)
▶ Toto : Oh, sorry. It's just my overshirt.	(0:10:35.55)
▶ Ciel : Hurry up and get those fish already.	(0:10:38.90)
▶ Toto : Right.	(0:10:41.39)
▶ Toto : Off I go!	(0:10:42.32)
▶ Ciel : Gravity.	(0:10:44.95)
▶ Ciel : So, how's that, Sir Hero?	(0:10:50.57)
▶ Toto : I got one, Ciel!	(0:11:02.98)
▶ Ciel : Sir Hero, this is a monster. An inedible one.	(0:11:08.44)
▶ Toto : Oh, no! I thought it was just a big, tasty-looking fish...	(0:11:11.90)
▶ Ciel : He doesn't even notice a one-ton difference, eh?	(0:11:15.61)
▶ Ciel : Wait...	(0:11:20.81)
▶ Ciel : I feel like I'm forgetting something...	(0:11:21.98)
▶ Ciel : Get back! When this monster is stranded on land, it—	(0:11:24.32)
▶ Toto : Are you okay, Ciel?	(0:11:31.61)
▶ Ciel : With everything that's happening, this day feels like it's cursed.	(0:11:33.78)
▶ Ciel : I guess there's no harm at this point, so I'll try diving, too!	(0:11:51.48)
▶ Toto : Ciel?!	(0:11:56.44)
▶ Ciel : Sir Hero!	(0:11:59.24)
▶ Ciel : Our party consists of enemies.	(0:12:05.83)
▶ Ciel : Realizing that...	(0:12:09.25)
▶ Ciel : if I enjoy the journey just a little...	(0:12:11.89)
▶ Ciel : Surely there's no harm.	(0:12:17.00)
▶ Gore : Smells tasty!	(0:12:23.57)
▶ Anemone : I love spit-roasted fish! Is this your first time having some, Ciel?	(0:12:25.72)
▶ Ciel : Well, yes...	(0:12:31.16)
▶ Toto : Here you are.	(0:12:32.83)
▶ Toto : It's good. Something about catching it yourself makes it even better.	(0:12:34.39)
▶ Ciel : It's so good!	(0:13:06.78)
▶ Anemone : I guess a little drinking would be all right.	(0:13:13.10)
▶ Gore : I had a feeling you'd brought some!	(0:13:15.09)
▶ Ciel : Seconds, please!	(0:13:16.94)
▶ Toto : Oh, sure.	(0:13:18.28)
▶ Gore : And here we are, Hero Boy. A job well done!	(0:13:23.89)
▶ Toto : Right. Thank you.	(0:13:26.67)
▶ Toto : I know I was a bit of a nuisance during the trip.	(0:13:29.22)
▶ Anemone : Well, we made it here, so all's well that ends well.	(0:13:32.40)
▶ Gore : Hero Boy and I will go turn the delivery in.	(0:13:35.00)
▶ Gore : Why don't you two go clothes shopping?	(0:13:38.24)
▶ Ciel : Why clothes?	(0:13:40.38)
▶ Gore : Well, Ani is famous for apparel markets,	(0:13:41.96)
▶ Gore : so you can get cute, stylish outfits at great prices!	(0:13:45.13)
▶ Ciel : What do you think, Anemone?	(0:13:49.73)
▶ Anemone : Why, that should be obvious!	(0:13:52.57)
▶ Anemone : Being able to smoke whenever you want is the best!	(0:13:56.70)
▶ Ciel : I imagined as much.	(0:13:59.89)
▶ Anemone : What's your problem? I'm not sharing.	(0:14:01.87)
▶ Ciel : I wasn't going to ask for one.	(0:14:04.91)
▶ Gore : Considering how heavy it was, I can see why.	(0:14:13.49)
▶ Toto : Really?	(0:14:22.27)
▶ Ciel : Isn't today your turn?	(0:14:27.34)
▶ Ciel : Aren't you going to make an attempt?	(0:14:31.21)
▶ Anemone : Nah. I'm just gonna scope things out for now.	(0:14:32.93)
▶ Anemone : I'm tired from the trip. I'll take a shot later if I feel like it.	(0:14:36.61)
▶ Ciel : I could do it for you, if you like.	(0:14:39.95)
▶ Anemone : That's rich. You've been slacking this whole time.	(0:14:43.81)
▶ Ciel : I've been brainstorming some new ideas.	(0:14:47.17)
▶ Anemone : Point is...	(0:14:51.17)
▶ Anemone : It's not like we have to take a crack at him just 'cause our turn rolls around.	(0:14:53.25)
▶ Ciel : I suppose that's true.	(0:14:58.78)
▶ Anemone : That said...	(0:15:00.24)
▶ Anemone : Let's not drag this out too long, either.	(0:15:01.96)
▶ Anemone : The sooner he's dead, the better. Agreed?	(0:15:05.49)
▶ Ciel : In other words, you'd rather this journey not be a particularly long one?	(0:15:09.25)
▶ Anemone : Exactly. What kinda hit takes a whole year of prep work?	(0:15:14.05)
▶ Ciel : I really doubt anyone other than the hero	(0:15:19.23)
▶ Ciel : would like this bizarre journey to take very long.	(0:15:21.70)
▶ Ciel : You know what?! I think I'll kill you all and put an end to it right now!	(0:15:26.69)
▶ Anemone : Eek, how scary!	(0:15:30.45)
▶ Anemone : I know. Why don't we all go shopping today?	(0:15:32.74)
▶ Anemone : We can explore some of those new ideas you mentioned!	(0:15:36.41)
▶ Anemone : Here we are.	(0:15:44.85)
▶ Gore : Where were you two? I thought you'd be here already.	(0:15:47.13)
▶ Ciel : We were just discussing the future of our journey at a café.	(0:15:50.73)
▶ Anemone : Sir Hero! I am quite upset with you!	(0:15:54.05)
▶ Toto : I-I'm sorry!	(0:15:57.31)
▶ Gore : Hero Boy, apologize after you know why.	(0:15:59.05)
▶ Toto : Sorry.	(0:16:02.91)
▶ Anemone : You seem to lose consciousness no matter what clothing I wear.	(0:16:06.84)
▶ Anemone : There's no telling how many years it'll take us	(0:16:11.14)
▶ Anemone : to reach the Demon Lord's castle at this rate!	(0:16:13.24)
▶ Ciel : Hard to believe she's the same woman who was puffing away seconds ago.	(0:16:14.74)
▶ Anemone : Ha-rumph! Harrumph!	(0:16:15.38)
▶ Anemone : Which is why I think you should choose some clothes for me.	(0:16:21.42)
▶ Ciel : Are you done yet?	(0:16:30.33)
▶ Anemone : Look... I know what the idea is, but...	(0:16:38.76)
▶ Anemone : This is unacceptable! I require a bare minimum level of fashion, damn it!	(0:16:42.77)
▶ Toto : I'm sorry! So sorry!	(0:16:47.02)
▶ Gore : In that case, what would be your idea of the bare minimum?	(0:16:48.48)
▶ Gore : Why don't you show us?	(0:16:52.30)
▶ Anemone : Very good, then.	(0:16:54.77)
▶ Anemone : First, you need maneuverability!	(0:16:56.44)
▶ Anemone : That flappy outfit I usually wear is, frankly, out of the question!	(0:16:58.62)
▶ Anemone : And flashy, eye-catching colors are no good!	(0:17:01.70)
▶ Anemone : I want a mature look, with a monotone core.	(0:17:04.96)
▶ Anemone : Yes, something like this!	(0:17:07.40)
▶ Anemone : What do you think, Sir Hero?	(0:17:11.69)
▶ Gore : She looks like an assassin.	(0:17:13.67)
▶ Ciel : That's an assassin, all right.	(0:17:15.28)
▶ Toto : Great! I think it looks wonderful on you!	(0:17:17.05)
▶ Toto : Even if it makes her look like an assassin.	(0:17:19.79)
▶ Anemone : That settles it, then!	(0:17:21.81)
▶ Toto : S-Sure.	(0:17:24.06)
▶ Anemone : I'm so glad!	(0:17:26.19)
▶ Anemone : Wait, why?!	(0:17:27.93)
▶ Gore : That smile of yours is downright sinful, Mone!	(0:17:29.61)
▶ Ciel : I think I've grasped the points that Sir Hero was aiming for.	(0:17:32.19)
▶ Ciel : It's just a matter of covering her skin and face.	(0:17:35.96)
▶ Gore : I see!	(0:17:39.17)
▶ Ciel : Leave this to me.	(0:17:41.29)
▶ Ciel : I'll ensure you have a cute outfit!	(0:17:43.57)
▶ Ciel : Cute! So cute! Wow!	(0:17:58.30)
▶ Toto : I don't think I'll need to worry about this one.	(0:17:59.46)
▶ Ciel : It's so fluffy! And cute!	(0:18:01.99)
▶ Gore : The scary part is that CIel is doing this with no ill intent.	(0:18:02.01)
▶ Ciel : How dare you?!	(0:18:10.89)
▶ Anemone : But isn't Lady Goa the one with the most dangerous usual outfit?	(0:18:15.85)
▶ Gore : How?	(0:18:21.02)
▶ Anemone : And she has no self-awareness, either.	(0:18:23.20)
▶ Gore : Here I am!	(0:18:30.77)
▶ Gore : But why?!	(0:18:35.67)
▶ Anemone : Can't blame him.	(0:18:38.14)
▶ Anemone : You have no idea what you're doing.	(0:18:40.01)
▶ Anemone : This is what you oughta go with!	(0:18:41.74)
▶ Gore : I'll be sure to teach you in great... detail.	(0:18:46.83)
▶ Ciel : That's no good at all.	(0:18:51.10)
▶ Ciel : This is much better!	(0:18:53.06)
▶ Gore : Boing, boing!	(0:18:58.21)
▶ Gore : Who wants to hit up a theme park?	(0:18:59.52)
▶ Ciel : So cute!	(0:19:03.33)
▶ Ciel : Let's all do that! Let's all wear matching outfits!	(0:19:05.18)
▶ Anemone : What?!	(0:19:07.91)
▶ Gore : Hero Boy, Hero Boy!	(0:19:14.39)
▶ Gore : How about this?	(0:19:17.05)
▶ Gore : No exposure, and our faces are partially hidden!	(0:19:18.46)
▶ Toto : You do have a point. It's still a little nerve-wracking...	(0:19:21.80)
▶ Toto : But I don't think I'll be knocked out by these.	(0:19:25.29)
▶ Anemone : I don't know if I can travel in this, though...	(0:19:27.52)
▶ Gore : Then leave it to Goa!	(0:19:31.52)
▶ Anemone : H-Here I am.	(0:19:34.56)
▶ Anemone : Wh-What do you think?	(0:19:44.01)
▶ Gore : I arranged it with Mone's tastes in mind,	(0:19:47.83)
▶ Gore : while also keeping the amount of skin down.	(0:19:49.69)
▶ Anemone : It is a lovely outfit, albeit not something I'm used to wearing.	(0:19:52.36)
▶ Gore : It looks cute! It's supposed to be from a foreign country.	(0:19:56.02)
▶ Ciel : I'm sure it's fine. Let's pay and be on our way.	(0:19:59.17)
▶ Anemone : Could it be any more obvious how bored she is?	(0:20:02.77)
▶ Toto : It's pretty conservative, and the shades hide a bit of her face, right?	(0:20:05.56)
▶ Toto : R-Right. I think it really suits her.	(0:20:09.36)
▶ Anemone : Kinda...	(0:20:15.80)
▶ Anemone : Not knocking him out is kinda... in its own way...	(0:20:20.54)
▶ Anemone : frustrating.	(0:20:27.07)
▶ Ciel : What was the point of all this?	(0:20:33.88)
▶ Ciel : And you ultimately ended up in your usual outfit.	(0:20:39.79)
▶ Anemone : Yes. Sir Hero will just have to get used to it.	(0:20:43.28)
▶ Anemone : Isn't that right, Sir Hero?	(0:20:47.31)
▶ Toto : R-Right!	(0:20:49.06)
▶ Ciel : What was the point, then? We're just going to continue as we have been.	(0:20:50.82)
▶ Toto : I...	(0:20:53.41)
▶ Gore : Oh, it's fine.	(0:20:54.88)
▶ Toto : I'm going to try hard to stop passing out!	(0:20:59.74)
▶ Gore : I mean, you know...	(0:21:09.33)
▶ Toto : Um... huh?	(0:21:10.79)
▶ Anemone : That could pose certain difficulties.	(0:21:10.86)
▶ Ciel : I suppose keeping things as-is really is for the best.	(0:21:12.94)
▶ Toto : Women are hard to understand.	(0:21:19.85)
▶ Anemone : Um, this is the fortress city of De Foori, isn't it?	(0:21:28.39)
▶ Gore : Question!	(0:23:10.36)
▶ Gore : Between a chair, a potato, and a dog, which do you choose?	(0:23:11.48)
▶ Anemone : Is this some psychology quiz?	(0:23:14.28)
▶ Ciel : Oh, where the answer is supposed to reveal some kind of insight?	(0:23:15.53)
▶ Ciel : Where the chair represents authority or something?	(0:23:18.45)
▶ Anemone : The potato's food, so it probably represents wealth.	(0:23:20.99)
▶ Ciel : What could the dog be?	(0:23:23.00)
▶ Anemone : It's not... love, is it?	(0:23:24.33)
▶ Ciel : That makes sense.	(0:23:26.77)
▶ Gore : You're all wrong! And it's not a psych quiz, anyway.	(0:23:27.68)
▶ Ciel : Then what is it?	(0:23:30.53)
▶ Gore : A chair to sit on, a potato to fill your tummy, and a cute pupper!	(0:23:31.86)
▶ Gore : Which one does Hero Boy remind you of?	(0:23:35.42)