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Here it comes.

- Izuku Midoriya

No Game, No Life - Episode 12

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Sora : Hey, Izuna. Line ID
Izuna Hatsuse : What, please? Line ID
Sora : When was the last time
you thought a game was fun?
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Sora : Sorry, Izuna, but you're going to lose. Line ID
Shiro : Blank doesn't lose. Line ID
Izuna Hatsuse : This is fun! Line ID
Sora : What? Line ID
Sora : A double jump? Line ID
Sora : You've gotta be kidding! Line ID
Shiro : She's a cheater! Line ID
Kurami Zell : ...N-No way... Line ID
Kurami Zell : ...That's... Line ID
Kurami Zell : An ability that only a few Werebeasts possess,
...allowing them to overcome their own physical limits...
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Kurami Zell : "Blood Destruction"? Line ID
Izuna Hatsuse : I won't lose! Line ID
Shrine Priestess : ...Well, then... Line ID
Sora : That's way beyond a double jump! Line ID
Shiro : It has to be a bug! Line ID
Shiro : I can't predict what she's going to do! Line ID
Sora : Beyond physical limits, huh? Line ID
Sora : So this is her real cheat, huh? Line ID
Ino Hatsuse : The difference in strength
between them is overwhelming.
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Ino Hatsuse : This battle is already over. Line ID
Sora : I had some sort of idea
that this would happen,
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Sora : but I never expected all this. Line ID
Shiro : I can't calculate what to do. Line ID
Sora : I told you she's going beyond
physical limits, didn't I?
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Sora : So physics equations won't help you. Line ID
Shiro : ...Bro... Line ID
Sora : At times like these,
just leave it to me.
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Sora : Let your brother's bluffs take care of it! Line ID
Sora : With this kind of speed,
she'll predict that I'll dodge
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Sora : and attempt to block both sides! Line ID
Sora : And then, once she
figures out that I won't dodge,
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Sora : she'll fire one down the middle!{don't think putting 'then' on the second line is right since it turns it into a comma splice, but not positive} Line ID
Sora : Two shots? Line ID
Sora : No! Line ID
Sora : This is what Izuna wanted? Line ID
Ino Hatsuse : Sora and Shiro's heartbeats
have both gone flat.
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Ino Hatsuse : A perfect headshot. Line ID
Ino Hatsuse : There's no way to disguise that. Line ID
Ino Hatsuse : You got them, Izuna! Line ID
Izuna Hatsuse : I won! Line ID
Izuna Hatsuse : I won! Line ID
Izuna Hatsuse : I did it! Line ID
Ino Hatsuse : ...What was that... Line ID
Stephanie Dola : S-Sora? Line ID
Stephanie Dola : Was that okay? Line ID
Stephanie Dola : Can I open my eyes now? Line ID
Stephanie Dola : Shiro? Line ID
Stephanie Dola : Are you guys there? Line ID
Shiro : Looks like it worked. Line ID
Sora : Yeah. Line ID
Ino Hatsuse : That was their plan? Line ID
Sora : Even with your sixth sense,
you didn't see that coming, right?
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Sora : When Shiro bounced her shot off of
Jibril's bullet, she wasn't aiming for you.
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Shiro : ...I was aiming... Line ID
Sora : Steph, who was at ground level, ...
being carried by one of the girls.
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Ino Hatsuse : What? Line ID
Sora : NPC movement is
based on certain rules.
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Shiro : You can predict where
they'll be, basically.
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Sora : Also, NPCs don't make
any sounds when they walk.
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Sora : Since Steph was unconscious, you weren't
able to sense her desire to attack you.
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Sora : It was impossible to detect her. Line ID
Sora : And, before the game, Line ID
Sora : I had Steph pledge by the
commandments to obey any order
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Sora : that Shiro had written on
the ground but forget it after.
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Stephanie Dola : "Once your love power is restored, Line ID
Stephanie Dola : wait until your energy is just about to
run out and then fire straight ahead"?
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Shiro : All that was left was to calculate the
NPC's movements and lead her there.
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Ino Hatsuse : Impossible. Line ID
Ino Hatsuse : ...That's not calculating, that's... Line ID
Sora : "Seeing the future", right? Line ID
Sora : Is that what you're thinking, old man? Line ID
Sora : You've been monitoring our heartbeats this entire
time and telling Izuna our exact locations, right?
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Ino Hatsuse : ... Impossible... Line ID
Ino Hatsuse : ... They knew...
and took advantage of it?
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Sora : Ultimately, there are only
two actions you can take in a game.{i think the ultimately is important since he's basically saying that everything that happens in a game boils down to one of two things}
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Shiro : You either advance your own strategy,
or react to another player's strategy.{comma technically incorrect but it works for dramatic emphasis}
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Shiro : It's just a matter of
who has the initiative.
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Sora : We held the initiative throughout
the entire game in this case.
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Sora : That's all there is to it. Line ID
Sora : You thought you were making moves, Line ID
Sora : but in reality, we were
controlling everything you did.
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Sora : It wasn't precognition;
the result was inevitable.
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Sora : The weak have their
own way of fighting.
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Sora : We leave it to the strong
to fight each other head-on.
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Sora : Now then, can we get our
declaration of victory, old man?{maybe "Now then, how about calling the game, old man?". not sure if the meaning is exactly the same though}
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Ino Hatsuse : The winner is Elkia. Line ID
Ino Hatsuse : In accordance with the commandments, Line ID
Ino Hatsuse : the Eastern Federation will turn over all they
have on this continent to the kingdom of Elkia.{maybe just "will turn over all they have on this continent"}
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Shiro : ...Hey, Bro... Line ID
Shiro : You deliberately left my shirt,
so why did you aim for my panties?
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Sora : Don't ask that!
You already know the answer!
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Sora : I couldn't let everyone
here see you naked!
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Stephanie Dola : But you don't care
if they see me naked?!
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Jibril : There, there, Dola. It was your
spectacular actions that won in the end.
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Sora : Oh, Jibril. Good work. Line ID
Sora : You did everything
according to plan. Well done.
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Jibril : Yes. I'll do anything
you command, Master.
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Izuna Hatsuse : ...Now... Line ID
Izuna Hatsuse : ...Now... the Eastern Federation is... Line ID
Izuna Hatsuse : ...The Werebeasts are... Line ID
Ino Hatsuse : Izuna, it's not your fault. Line ID
Ino Hatsuse : The home country decided it,
and I ordered it.
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Sora : That's not it, is it, Izuna? Line ID
Sora : You had fun, and now you're
confused and don't know what to do.
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Sora : Right? Line ID
Izuna Hatsuse : That's... impossible. Line ID
Izuna Hatsuse : So many people are going
to suffer because I lost.
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Shiro : But you were smiling then, Izuna. Line ID
Izuna Hatsuse : Why? Line ID
Izuna Hatsuse : Why did I smile? Line ID
Izuna Hatsuse : Because of that, the Eastern
Federation will be taken over,
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Izuna Hatsuse : ...and so many people will be... Line ID
Izuna Hatsuse : It's all my fault for having fun. Line ID
Sora : Don't worry. Line ID
Sora : No matter what you thought,
we would've won anyway.
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Sora : Well? Line ID
Sora : How does it feel, knowing there's an enemy
you can't defeat, no matter how hard you try?
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Sora : ...To put it mildly... Line ID
Sora : It's awesome! Line ID
Shiro : It's awesome! Line ID
Sora : Right? Line ID
Sora : Your first loss hurt, Line ID
Sora : but that's why it was fun. Line ID
Sora : And once you understand that,
then you'll become a friend of ours.
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Sora : Welcome, Izuna. Line ID
Sora : You're a gamer now. Line ID
Izuna Hatsuse : I won't lose next time. Line ID
Sora : I think you have the
wrong idea about all this.
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Sora : Nobody's going to die,
and nobody's going to suffer.
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Sora : This world is a game. Line ID
Sora : Everyone here fails to understand that. Line ID
Kurami Zell : The wisdom to predict the future, Line ID
Kurami Zell : born of Imanity's
...learning and experience...
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Kurami Zell : Sure, I'll believe in it. Line ID
Kurami Zell : Fi, we're heading home. Line ID
Kurami Zell : We have a lot to do. Line ID
Fil Nilvalen : Right. Line ID
Izuna Hatsuse : I hate baths. Line ID
Shiro : I totally agree, Line ID
Shiro : but right now,
your objection is denied.
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Jibril : Master, you're really into this today. Line ID
Shiro : I was so excited about
washing Izuna's tail.
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Izuna Hatsuse : That tickles! Line ID
Jibril : You sure are getting along well now, Line ID
Jibril : especially given how pessimistic
you were after the fight.
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Shiro : Bro talked to Izuna afterward. Line ID
Shiro : He told her why no one will suffer, even if
the Eastern Federation is absorbed into Elkia.
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Ino Hatsuse : What was it? Line ID
Sora : Huh? Line ID
Ino Hatsuse : What lies did you tell to
deceive Izuna, you bald monkey?
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Sora : Lies? Line ID
Sora : I only told her the truth. Line ID
Ino Hatsuse : What? Line ID
Sora : Just forget about it. Line ID
Sora : Even if I told you,
there's nothing you could do.
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Sora : ...Besides... Line ID
Stephanie Dola : Oh, no! Oh, no! Line ID
Stephanie Dola : ...The Eastern Federation...
The Eastern Federation!
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Sora : The Eastern Federation moved Line ID
Sora : all of their major technology and personnel
off the continent before the game started, right?
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Stephanie Dola : You already knew? Line ID
Sora : I would've done the same thing. Line ID
Stephanie Dola : So why didn't you stop them? Line ID
Stephanie Dola : We managed to take back
...the continent, but now...
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Sora : It's fine. Line ID
Sora : The game isn't over. Line ID
Sora : Isn't that right, Line ID
Sora : Designated Representative
of the Eastern Federation?
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Shrine Priestess : Looks like you are all having fun. Line ID
Shrine Priestess : Mind if I join you? Line ID
Ino Hatsuse : ...The Shrine... Line ID
Ino Hatsuse : The Shrine Priestess? Line ID
Shrine Priestess : Indeed I am. Line ID
Shrine Priestess : Pleased to meet you. Line ID
Shrine Priestess : Welcome to the land beyond the sea, Line ID
Shrine Priestess : where we read poetry beneath
the light of the moon.
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Ino Hatsuse : Are you sure you want to let these
bald monkeys come here?
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Shrine Priestess : Oh, it's fine. Line ID
Shrine Priestess : The game's already over, right? Line ID
Izuna Hatsuse : I'm sorry. Line ID
Shiro : It's a golden fox girl! Line ID
Sora : Can I take a picture? Line ID
Stephanie Dola : Stop it! These are VIPs
from another country!
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Stephanie Dola : Be polite! Line ID
Shrine Priestess : You really got us, though, bald monkey. Line ID
Sora : I'm impressed by the elves. Line ID
Sora : They were faster than I thought. Line ID
Ino Hatsuse : The elves? Line ID
Stephanie Dola : What do you mean? Line ID
Shrine Priestess : If we move our engineers
and goods off of the continent,
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Shrine Priestess : then you can't make
good use of your territory.
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Shrine Priestess : You will, without a doubt,
come challenge us again.
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Sora : And that's when you could
destroy us, you thought.
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Shrine Priestess : ...Truly... Line ID
Shrine Priestess : Who could've guessed that you'd use
your spy to make contact with the elves
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Shrine Priestess : and expose the nature of our game
to ensure that we couldn't win?
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Shrine Priestess : ...But... Line ID
Shrine Priestess : I expected that. Line ID
Shrine Priestess : Actually, I thought you were
Elven Garde spies yourselves.
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Shrine Priestess : However, I didn't expect
you to get Avantheim involved.
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Ino Hatsuse : Just how long have
you been planning this?
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Jibril : I may not look it, Line ID
Jibril : but I was once a member of the Council of
Eighteen Wings, the Avantheim government.
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Jibril : I have a formidable degree of influence. Line ID
Shrine Priestess : Elven Garde, Avantheim, and Elkia. Line ID
Shrine Priestess : With our tricks revealed to all of those nations,
we might have a chance at beating the Imanity,
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Shrine Priestess : but not the elves or the Flugel. Line ID
Shrine Priestess : For goodness' sake. Line ID
Shrine Priestess : ...And that's exactly why... Line ID
Shrine Priestess : The Eastern Federation is going to
take revenge on Elkia immediately.
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Ino Hatsuse : Shrine Priestess? Line ID
Shrine Priestess : Shall I say it again? Line ID
Shrine Priestess : You really got us, bald monkey. Line ID
Shrine Priestess : I'll make sure your death is painful. Line ID
Sora : All right. Line ID
Sora : I accept your challenge. Line ID
Sora : I'm tired of complicated schemes, Line ID
Sora : so let's just settle this
with a quick coin toss.
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Shiro : Not good enough? Line ID
Shrine Priestess : No. Just that, thinking that half of my life
has been utterly destroyed by two bald monkeys,
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Shrine Priestess : and now it all comes
...down to a coin toss...
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Shrine Priestess : It's pretty hilarious. Line ID
Sora : I knew it. You're a gamer too. Line ID
Sora : All right. If I win, Elkia gets all
of the Eastern Federation's territory,
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Sora : including the islands off the continent.{i'm starting to think all these uses of 'continent' should be 'mainland' unless there's another continent} Line ID
Shrine Priestess : And if I win, the Werebeasts
get the right to self-rule,
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Shrine Priestess : guarantees of their rights,
and a guarantee of resources from the continent.
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Sora : For all your talk of revenge, Line ID
Sora : you seem far more concerned
about preserving the Werebeasts.
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Shrine Priestess : Either way, once the
elves invade, it's all over.
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Shrine Priestess : This is all I can do. Line ID
Shrine Priestess : So, even if I lose, I want you to promise that
you'll take care of Izuna, Ino, and my people.
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Ino Hatsuse : ...Shrine Priestess... Line ID
Shiro : I've changed my opinion of you. Line ID
Shrine Priestess : Let's just get started. Line ID
Sora : Let's start the world's
most brutal coin toss.
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Sora : Call out heads or tails
any time before it lands.
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Sora : I'll take the other. Line ID
Shrine Priestess : Are you sure? Line ID
Sora : Yeah. Line ID
Sora : ...Now, then... Line ID
Sora : Aschente! Line ID
Shrine Priestess : Aschente! Line ID
Stephanie Dola : Blood Destruction? Line ID
Shrine Priestess : Blood Destruction
surpasses physical limits,
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Shrine Priestess : allowing me to grasp
all signals and movements.
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Shrine Priestess : At the rate it's falling, Line ID
Shrine Priestess : it'll hit the floor after 142.6 flips,{technically .6666666 but this reads way better than "142 and two-thirds flips"} Line ID
Shrine Priestess : bounce 4 times, spin for 5.2 seconds, Line ID
Shrine Priestess : and land on tails. Line ID
Shrine Priestess : I don't detect any
magic usage within range.
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Shrine Priestess : Did they underestimate
my kinetic vision?
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Shrine Priestess : No, that's impossible. Line ID
Shrine Priestess : ... But... Line ID
Shrine Priestess : Tails. Line ID
Ino Hatsuse : ...Th-This is... Line ID
Shiro : A draw. Line ID
Stephanie Dola : A draw? Line ID
Sora : Wow, I didn't see that coming! Line ID
Sora : What a problem. Line ID
Sora : Did we both win,
or did we both lose?
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Sora : Which is it? Line ID
Izuna Hatsuse : Sora, you're not fooling anyone. Line ID
Shrine Priestess : Truly. Line ID
Shrine Priestess : This is what you
wanted from the start.
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Sora : If we both win, then it means
both of our demands are fulfilled.
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Sora : Basically, you end up
under Elkia's control,
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Sora : but your rights are assured,
including the right to self-rule.
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Sora : We can both share the
continent's resources.
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Shiro : The Eastern Federation
becomes the Elkia Federation.
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Sora : Well? Line ID
Sora : Do we both win, or do we
both lose? Which is it going to be?
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Ino Hatsuse : Weren't you planning on taking over the
Eastern Federation and destroying the Werebeasts?
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Izuna Hatsuse : Of course not. Line ID
Sora : Why would I destroy
my animal girl paradise?
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Sora : It's a race filled with ultimate
pretty animals like Izuna!
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Sora : Why the hell would I want
to destroy a treasure like that?
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Shiro : You're too passionate, Bro. Line ID
Shrine Priestess : ...Really...{i think this is one case where the ellipsis actually is needed} Line ID
Shrine Priestess : So we were playing into
your hands this entire time.
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Shrine Priestess : However, even if our nations unite, Line ID
Shrine Priestess : thanks to you,
the elves know our secrets.
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Shrine Priestess : Soon enough, Elven Garde
will declare war on us.
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Sora : I'm sure they will. Line ID
Sora : So when they do,
let's kick their asses.
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Shrine Priestess : You really think you can do that? Line ID
Sora : Of course. Line ID
Sora : Our spy had her memories altered by the
commandments before she reported to Elven Garde.
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Sora : She gave them the wrong
information about your game.
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Stephanie Dola : So the reason you fought Clammy
...for the right to alter Fiel's memories...
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Shiro : ...was for this day.... Line ID
Sora : Now, when Elven Garde attacks us,
there's no way we can lose.
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Sora : We'll get the elves' nation too. Line ID
Ino Hatsuse : Y-You thought it through that far? Line ID
Sora : "Checkmate" doesn't mean you've
simply cornered the enemy king.
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Sora : It's a declaration that
the enemy king is yours.
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Sora : That's why I said it
the first time I met you.
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Sora : "Checkmate." Line ID
Sora : So, which will it be? Line ID
Sora : Do we both win,
or do we both lose?
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Shrine Priestess : Are you really going to
make me say it? You meanie.
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Shrine Priestess : We both win. Line ID
Sora : All right, then. Line ID
Sora : The Elkia Federation is born! Line ID
Shiro : The Elkia Federation is born! Line ID
Shrine Priestess : What are you going to do now? Line ID
Shrine Priestess : Don't tell me you plan on
starting another great war.
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Sora : If I wanted that, I would
have taken your Race Piece.
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Shiro : Those must never
be taken, so we won't.
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Sora : Yep. Line ID
Sora : Our goal has never changed. Line ID
Sora : It's simple and straightforward. Line ID
Sora : Beat Tet. Line ID
Shiro : Beat Tet. Line ID
Sora : That's all. Line ID
Izuna Hatsuse : Beat him? Line ID
Ino Hatsuse : He's the one true god! Line ID
Sora : Yeah, so what? Line ID
Shiro : Is that a problem? Line ID
Shrine Priestess : You're going to try and beat a god? Line ID
Shrine Priestess : You come up with the funniest ideas. Line ID
Shrine Priestess : Do you really think you can do it? Line ID
Shiro : I dunno! Line ID
Sora : We don't have a clue
about the specifics,
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Sora : but we have a few hints. Line ID
Sora : First, why are the
Race Pieces shaped like this?
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Shiro : ...Second... Line ID
Sora : Why are there sixteen races,
the Exceed, in this world?
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Shiro : ...Third... Line ID
Sora : What are those things
I see on the horizon?
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Shrine Priestess : So gathering all the pieces is what
gives you the right to challenge God.
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Shrine Priestess : That means you have to
take Race Pieces, though.
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Sora : Nope. Line ID
Shiro : That'd go against the commandments. Line ID
Jibril : The commandments? Line ID
Shiro : Fourth, why put a rule into the commandments
that doesn't have to be followed?
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Shrine Priestess : What do you mean? Line ID
Sora : Have you forgotten? Line ID
Sora : Commandment ten. Line ID
Teto : Remember to have fun
with everyone else.
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Sora : Basically, if we're not all having fun together,
then we can't beat the game.
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Sora : We don't steal each other's pieces. Line ID
Sora : Each of the sixteen races
who claim to be intelligent
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Sora : must use their wisdom and wit,
their talents and resources,
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Sora : to build a tower of wisdom on Disboard. Line ID
Teto : "Prove to me that
you have wisdom at all."
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Teto : That's great! Wonderful! Line ID
Teto : This is really getting fun. Line ID
Teto : I really was right to bring you here. Line ID
Teto : I'm waiting. Line ID
Teto : Come to me,
with all the races in tow.
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Teto : ...And then... Line ID
Kurami Zell : He sure made it sound easy. Line ID
Kurami Zell : Tearing apart the largest country the world, Elven Garde, from within...
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Fil Nilvalen : What are you going to do? Line ID
Kurami Zell : If he has a plan, I want to know it. Line ID
Kurami Zell : But we have to do it. Line ID
Kurami Zell : It's the only way
for the Imanity to win.
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Fil Nilvalen : ...Clammy... Line ID
Kurami Zell : A way for the weak to stay weak
but still defeat the strong.
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Kurami Zell : A way to stay who you are
but surpass your limits.
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Kurami Zell : To soar through the sky,
...even if you can't fly...
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Kurami Zell : He's always found a way, Line ID
Kurami Zell : inside despair, suffering, and darkness. Line ID
Fil Nilvalen : It's not my imagination, is it? Line ID
Fil Nilvalen : You've changed a little. Line ID
Kurami Zell : Have I? Line ID
Kurami Zell : Maybe I just have more
confidence in winning now.
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Kurami Zell : ...So... Line ID
Kurami Zell : Will you help me? Line ID
Fil Nilvalen : Of course! Line ID
Fil Nilvalen : I'd fight the whole world
for you, Clammy!
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Kurami Zell : Let's do it! Line ID
Kurami Zell : Just you watch, Sora! Line ID
Sora : All right, let's get going. Line ID
Stephanie Dola : Yeah. Line ID
Shiro : ...Bro, but there's still... Line ID
Sora : Oh, right. Line ID
Stephanie Dola : Wh-What? Line ID
Ino Hatsuse : What else do you want from the
Shrine Priestess, you bald monkey?
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Sora : ...It's not really something we want, but... Line ID
Sora : If you're a shrine priestess,
you must have one, right?
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Shiro : We've been curious. Line ID
Stephanie Dola : Wh-What is this? Line ID
Jibril : What power! Line ID
Shrine Priestess : Divine core manifestation. Line ID
Shrine Priestess : Mind meld established. Line ID
Shrine Priestess : Power setting: minimal. Line ID
Shrine Priestess : Why have you summoned me,
you with finite lifespans?
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Sora : Ranked first among
...the Exceed, the Old Deus...
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Jibril : Ranked first? Line ID
Izuna Hatsuse : ...Old... Line ID
Stephanie Dola : ...Deus?!... Line ID
Sora : All right, then. Line ID
Sora : Let's start the game! Line ID
Shiro : Let's start the game! Line ID
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