Aqua : Achoo! |
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Kazuma Satou : My, oh my, are you catching a cold? Take care, now. |
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Aqua : You're sounding pretty nasal yourself, Kazuma-san. |
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Aqua : I'll hurry and fix this tracksuit for you. |
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Kazuma Satou : You're the one who threw it in the fireplace, though. |
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Kazuma Satou : My, oh my, feeling hungry? |
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Aqua : Actually, I guess I haven't eaten breakfast yet. |
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Kazuma Satou : You're the one who got carried away and spent all our money on booze, though. |
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Aqua : But... everyone was having so much fun partying! |
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Aqua : That looks like the fancy bubbly I had hidden under my bed... |
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Kazuma Satou : I wonder if the pawn shop's open... |
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Megumin : Come here, Chomusuke. |
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Aqua : Give it back! That's my last bottle! |
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Aqua : It's my last hope! |
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Kazuma Satou : I'm gonna go trade it for cash right now! |
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Kazuma Satou : And if I can't, I'll just drink it all right here! |
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Kazuma Satou : Maybe that would warm me up a little! |
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Aqua : Don't! I can't fall asleep if I'm not holding that bottle! |
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Kazuma Satou : You're making demands like that after burning my tracksuit?! |
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Kazuma Satou : You ought to go sell that raiment, too! |
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Aqua : What are you saying?! |
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Aqua : This raiment is part of my identity as a goddess! |
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Aqua : There's no way I can sell it! |
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Aqua : Are you stupid? Why are you being so stupid?! |
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Kazuma Satou : Steal! |
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Aqua : Kazuma-sama! |
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Aqua : I'm sorry for getting carried away, so please stop! |
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Kazuma Satou : Shut up! |
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Kazuma Satou : We haven't repaid any of our debt and Darkness still isn't back! |
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Kazuma Satou : You should be more concerned about that! |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Trouble, Kazuma! Major trouble! |
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Kazuma Satou : Who are you? |
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Aqua : Who are you? |
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Megumin : Who are you? |
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EXTRA : KNSB! God's Blessing on this Wonderful World! 2 |
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EXTRA : Episode 4 A Betrothed for This Noble Daughter! |
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Kazuma Satou : Who are you? |
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Kazuma Satou : Huh? She's... glad? |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Kazuma! Can't you save this kind of play for later?! |
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Kazuma Satou : Yes? |
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Kazuma Satou : Wait... Is that you, Darkness? |
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Kazuma Satou : We were so worried! |
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Aqua : Darkness! |
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Aqua : Kazuma... Kazuma, he... |
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Aqua : He stripped me against my will |
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Aqua : and wants to sell my most intimate possession! |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Wha?! |
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Kazuma Satou : Hey! Word choice! |
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Megumin : Welcome back, Darkness. |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Oh, Megumin. It's good to be back. |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : That cat... |
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Megumin : I won't ask what happened. |
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Megumin : First, take a nice, long bath... |
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Megumin : and let your body and soul recover... |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Uh, what are you talking about? |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : I'm more curious about what Aqua was describing... |
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Aqua : No doubt about it. This is an expensive dress. |
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Kazuma Satou : You must've been through so much... |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Where are you getting your weird ideas?! |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Do you think the lord had his way with me or something? |
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Kazuma Satou : We're just glad you're back. |
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Kazuma Satou : Go on, take that warm bath and cry your heart out. |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : You're wrong! He didn't have the guts to demand that much from me! |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Look at this! This is the problem! |
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Kazuma Satou : What is it? |
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Kazuma Satou : Wow, what a handsome guy! |
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Kazuma Satou : Pisses me off. |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : What are you doing?! |
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Kazuma Satou : My hands moved on their own... |
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Kazuma Satou : So the hot guy is the lord's son, huh? |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : In exchange for the lenience you received, he demanded |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : an arranged marriage meeting with his son. |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : The reason I was away for so long |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : is because I was trying to figure out a way to prevent it. |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : My father doesn't hold Aldarp in high regard, |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : but he thinks highly of his son. |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : He's the one most excited about the idea. |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Please! Come with me, |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : and help me convince my father! |
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Aqua : Here you go. |
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Aqua : How about it? Good as new, right? |
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Kazuma Satou : How is it that you're so versatile when it comes to stuff like this? |
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Kazuma Satou : It's true... |
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Kazuma Satou : If we don't do something, our valuable crusader is going to be married off. |
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Kazuma Satou : Our valued... |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Thank you, Aqua. |
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Kazuma Satou : She'll be... married? |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : It's getting to the point where I'm having trouble refusing. |
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Kazuma Satou : Which means our crusader who can't land any hits will be leaving our party? |
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Aqua : Oh, it's fine! Something like this is a piece of cake for a goddess! |
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Aqua : No one would be able to tell it's not the original! |
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Kazuma Satou : It's not that I'm trying to subtly kick her out of the party... |
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Aqua : Literally godly skills! You can praise me some more— |
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Megumin : Kazuma? |
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Kazuma Satou : That's it! |
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Kazuma Satou : I'm Kazuma. |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : What do you mean, I should accept the arranged marriage?! |
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Megumin : Don't you care if Darkness can't adventure with us anymore?! |
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Kazuma Satou : Look, refusing the arrangement |
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Kazuma Satou : is just going to make that lord guy even less reasonable! |
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Megumin : That's true... |
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Kazuma Satou : In that case, you have to accept the arrangement, but then ruin it! |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Ru— |
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Kazuma Satou : And do it without hurting your family's name. |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : That's it! Let's do that! |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : If it works, I won't have to slap my father silly |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : every time he brings up the subject of marriage! |
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Kazuma Satou : I feel bad for your old man... |
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Sena : Satou Kazuma! |
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Sena : Is Satou Kazuma here?! |
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Kazuma Satou : Wh-What is it this time?! |
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Sena : There are strange monsters surrounding the town. |
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Sena : Do you know anything about that? |
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Kazuma Satou : Huh? |
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Sena : You will accompany us at once. |
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Megumin : We have to refuse. |
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Megumin : One of our most precious comrades is facing a grave crisis! |
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Megumin : We cannot afford to ignore it! |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Megumin... |
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Kazuma Satou : Hey, calm down! |
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Kazuma Satou : Hang on... |
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Kazuma Satou : Aqua I can manage, |
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Kazuma Satou : but Megumin is weirdly smart about certain things. |
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Kazuma Satou : Better to get her out of the way. |
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Kazuma Satou : Megumin... |
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Kazuma Satou : Please, go. |
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Kazuma Satou : If there's a large number of monsters, |
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Kazuma Satou : that's a job for your explosion magic. |
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Kazuma Satou : It's okay. You can leave Darkness to Aqua and me. |
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Megumin : But... |
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Kazuma Satou : You're the only one who can do this. |
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Megumin : I'm the only one?! |
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Kazuma Satou : We're counting on you, ultimate arch wizard! |
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Megumin : I will demonstrate my power! |
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Megumin : KONOSUBA! |
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Dustiness Ford Ignis : Y-You're certain, then, Lalatina? |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : I am, Father. |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : I, Lalatina, have decided to attend the meeting for this arranged marriage. |
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Dustiness Ford Ignis : And these two are...? |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : My adventuring friends. |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : They will accompany me at the meeting as a temporary butler and maid. |
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EXTRA : How does it fit? |
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Kazuma Satou : I think it's okay. |
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Kazuma Satou : Hey, that looks good on you. |
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Kazuma Satou : You look like a proper servant! |
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Aqua : I think the "wannabe-butler who's trying too hard" look suits you too, Kazuma. |
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Kazuma Satou : Oh, that was so
funny. |
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Kazuma Satou : If we weren't in a noble's mansion, |
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Kazuma Satou : I would've had to let you have it. |
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Kazuma Satou : Right, Miss Lalatina? |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : D-Don't call me "Miss Lalatina"! |
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Kazuma Satou : Her father ended up asking me for help. |
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Kazuma Satou : He requested I ensure his daughter wouldn't cause an incident. |
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Kazuma Satou : And if the meeting goes well, he'll reward me! |
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Kazuma Satou : I can't help but feel motivated. |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : You know what to do, right? I'm counting on you. |
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Dustiness Ford Ignis : I'm glad you decided to attend the meeting. |
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Dustiness Ford Ignis : I want you to find happiness, Lalatina. |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Please, Father. |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : I simply said that I'd consider the arranged marriage. |
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Dustiness Ford Ignis : What? |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : And after considering it, |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : I've decided that it's still too soon for me to get married. |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : It's too late now! |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : I agreed to meet with him, but I never said I would marry him! |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : I'll destroy it... |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : I'll destroy this stupid meeting! |
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Dustiness Ford Ignis : L-Lalatina! |
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Kazuma Satou : Please refrain from using such vulgar language. |
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Kazuma Satou : You'll give your partner a bad impression. |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : You rat! Are you betraying me?! |
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Kazuma Satou : I am currently serving as a temporary butler for the Dustiness family. |
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Kazuma Satou : My wish is for your happiness, milady. |
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Dustiness Ford Ignis : K-Kazuma-kun! |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Damn you, Kazuma! |
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Dustiness Ford Ignis : Sir Walther! |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : So you've come... |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : You're the one they intend for me to marry? |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : I am Dustiness Ford Lalatina! |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : You can call me Mistress Dus— |
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Kazuma Satou : Milady! Please watch your step! |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : I thought you were going to help me! |
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Kazuma Satou : Did you forget the part about not besmirching your family's name? |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : If I have a bad reputation, fewer people will consider marrying me, |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : and I can continue to focus on adventuring! |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : I'm even prepared to be disinherited! |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Even then, I will survive as best I can |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : and continue accepting quests I'm unqualified for, |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : until I am overwhelmed and captured by the Devil King's army, |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : held down by them... |
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Kazuma Satou : That doesn't sound like the Devil King. Sounds like a perv. |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : That's the kind of life I want! |
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Kazuma Satou : You finally came out and admitted it... |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Besides, he's far from my type of man. |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : First, he seems to be of absolutely decent character. |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : He never angers toward anyone. |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : He works hard |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : and was strong enough to achieve knighthood at the earliest age on record. |
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Aqua : That sounds pretty good to me. |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : How?! |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : If you're a noble, you should act like one, |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : with a vulgar grin on your face at all times! |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : What exactly is that pure, focused gaze of his?! |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : I want something more... |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Like what Kazuma always does, |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : when he looks at me as if he's licking me all over with his gaze! |
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Kazuma Satou : I-I-I do not look at you that way! |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : He never angers?! |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : What a moron! |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Using a maid's mistakes to subject her to all kinds of punishment |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : is what nobles are supposed to do! |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Besides, the type I like is |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : the polar opposite of such a competent man! |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : He's not particularly attractive and can be either scrawny or fat. |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : He needs to be weak-willed enough that, despite my love for him, |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : he's easily strung along by another woman's affection. |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Someone who's in rut all year round— the more perverse, the better! |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : A failure at life, who tries to take the easiest route possible! |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : And if he's in debt, that'd be even better! |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Then he could drink all day and never work, |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : and complain that it's society's fault he's a loser! |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : He'd throw an empty bottle at me while saying... |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : "Hey, Darkness. |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Why don't you use that nasty body of yours to earn us some cash?" |
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Kazuma Satou : Damn it all! This girl is completely hopeless! |
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Alexei Barnes Walter : Well, let me introduce myself. |
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Alexei Barnes Walter : I am Alexei Barnes Walther. |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : I am Dustiness Ford Lalatina. |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : I'll spare you the specific details of my family. |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Telling them to an upstart noble's son |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : wouldn't do any— |
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Alexei Barnes Walter : Is something wrong? |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : N-Nothing. It's just, seeing your face made me feel si— |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Eee! |
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Kazuma Satou : It seems meeting you has made milady a bit over-excited, Walther-sama. |
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Alexei Barnes Walter : Actually, she does seem quite flushed... |
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Alexei Barnes Walter : I must say, I'm embarrassed. |
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Kazuma Satou : Hey, milady. |
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Kazuma Satou : Mouth off any more and you're gonna get it even colder, got it? |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : I-I consider it a reward. |
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Kazuma Satou : The daughter of this household never breaks character. |
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Dustiness Ford Ignis : I suppose I might be in the way here. |
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Dustiness Ford Ignis : Why don't you two go for a walk in the garden? |
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Kazuma Satou : What was that?! Awesome! I should have her teach me later! |
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Alexei Barnes Walter : Do you have any hobbies? |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : I enjoy a bit of goblin hunting— |
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Alexei Barnes Walter : You certainly seem to get along well. |
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Kazuma Satou : Did I overdo it? |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Hee-hee. |
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Kazuma Satou : Hee-hee? |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Yes, this butler accompanies me at all times. |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : We take our meals and baths together... |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : A-And of course, in bed at night... |
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Kazuma Satou : Where exactly is this pervert's shame threshold? |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Enough! I can't put up with this any longer! |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Now, Walther, was it? |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : You'll accompany me to the training hall, now! |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : I'll test your mettle there! |
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Kazuma Satou : Hey! Darkness... |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : See?! |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : If you're a noble, |
(0:13:32.15) |
Lalatina Dustiness Ford : you should learn to maintain a lascivious gaze, like Kazuma here! |
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Alexei Barnes Walter : Miss Lalatina, I am a knight. |
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Alexei Barnes Walter : I could never raise my sword to a woman. |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : You spineless wretch... |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Well, Kazuma over here claims to be an advocate of gender equality, |
(0:13:44.86) |
Lalatina Dustiness Ford : and then boasts about his willingness to dropkick women! |
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Alexei Barnes Walter : To be honest, I came here to turn down the arranged marriage. |
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Alexei Barnes Walter : But after seeing you, I've changed my mind. |
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Alexei Barnes Walter : You speak frankly, but you still have a charming side. |
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Alexei Barnes Walter : It's refreshing how you don't mince words, |
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Alexei Barnes Walter : and the way you treat your servant as an equal... |
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Alexei Barnes Walter : I've taken an interest in you. |
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Alexei Barnes Walter : Isn't this enough?! Why won't you give up?! |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : What's wrong?! |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Don't hold back! Keep it coming! |
(0:14:25.17) |
Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Show me the strength of your resolve! |
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Kazuma Satou : This entire time, Darkness's sword hasn't hit anything, |
(0:14:31.50) |
Kazuma Satou : with Walther having the clear advantage... and yet... |
(0:14:34.92) |
Alexei Barnes Walter : I concede. |
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Alexei Barnes Walter : I may have greater skill, but your strength of will was greater. |
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Alexei Barnes Walter : I cannot strike you any more. |
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Alexei Barnes Walter : You are a truly strong person. |
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Kazuma Satou : It feels like he's given in |
(0:14:53.14) |
Kazuma Satou : after Darkness demonstrated how firm her resolve is... |
(0:14:54.59) |
Kazuma Satou : But knowing how her head works, I just can't be impressed. |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : You spineless fool! |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Fine, come on, Kazuma! |
(0:15:02.70) |
Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Demonstrate your ruthlessness and depth of depravity to Walther! |
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Kazuma Satou : What the heck is she saying? |
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Alexei Barnes Walter : I'd actually like to see |
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Alexei Barnes Walter : the kind of fighting a man who's earned Miss Lalatina's trust would display. |
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Kazuma Satou : And here's Walther, making things worse. |
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Kazuma Satou : Well, the arranged marriage is off anyway... |
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Kazuma Satou : Besides, I doubt you'd spread any bad rumors about milady here. |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Yes! That's it, Kazuma! |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : I've actually been waiting to face off against you! |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Now, give me everything you have— |
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Kazuma Satou : Create Water! |
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Kazuma Satou : Is something wrong? |
(0:15:37.12) |
Alexei Barnes Walter : I didn't expect you to use magic in a duel of swords... |
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Kazuma Satou : Is that how it works? |
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Aqua : What a creep. |
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Aqua : It's clear Kazuma-san is unrivaled at the art of sexual harassment. |
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Aqua : Such a creep. |
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Kazuma Satou : I wasn't trying to— |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : See, Walther?! |
(0:15:53.67) |
Lalatina Dustiness Ford : You need to pay close attention to how he does this sort of thing! |
(0:15:54.74) |
Kazuma Satou : Oh, damn it! |
(0:15:57.34) |
Kazuma Satou : You want everything I have?! Then here it comes! |
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Kazuma Satou : Freeze! |
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Alexei Barnes Walter : H-He's a demon! |
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Alexei Barnes Walter : Not only does he douse her with water in winter, |
(0:16:06.80) |
Alexei Barnes Walter : but then he uses ice magic?! |
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Aqua : Well, he earned names like "Crapuma" and "Kazutrash" for a reason. |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : This total lack of mercy! |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Th-This... is so good! |
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Kazuma Satou : Whoa, whoa, whoa! |
(0:16:24.52) |
Aqua : That's it, Darkness! |
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Aqua : Puny Kazuma has no chance against you in a grappling match! |
(0:16:28.19) |
Kazuma Satou : I am so gonna sell off that raiment of hers later! |
(0:16:31.24) |
Lalatina Dustiness Ford : You think you can overpower me?! How insulting! |
(0:16:35.17) |
Lalatina Dustiness Ford : The difference in strength between a crusader like me and an adventurer like you is— |
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Kazuma Satou : You should know I wouldn't fight fair! |
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Kazuma Satou : We've known each other long enough! Figure it out! |
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Kazuma Satou : Ow! |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : D-Drain Touch, eh? |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : But before you can drain my stamina, |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : I'll break your arms! |
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Kazuma Satou : G-Go ahead and try— Ow, ow, ow, ow! |
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Kazuma Satou : This is bad... I keep draining, but this workhorse isn't slowing down! |
(0:17:06.00) |
Kazuma Satou : H-Hey... How about a little wager? |
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Kazuma Satou : The loser has to do any one thing the winner says. |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Very well! When I win, I'll have you kneel before me! |
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Kazuma Satou : Here's my chance! |
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Kazuma Satou : All right, then, it's a promise. |
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Kazuma Satou : And when I win, you can cry and beg, but I'm not gonna stop! |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Wh-What are you going to do? |
(0:17:28.79) |
Kazuma Satou : Something that'll have you crying and begging for forgiveness! |
(0:17:30.52) |
Kazuma Satou : I can already picture you desperately begging me for mercy... |
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Kazuma Satou : I'll make you say, "Please stop! Please forgive me!" |
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Kazuma Satou : Oh, don't get ahead of me, you greedy girl! |
(0:17:41.66) |
Kazuma Satou : Because what I have in mind is way crazier than whatever you're thinking! |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Wha— S-Stop it! |
(0:17:48.91) |
Lalatina Dustiness Ford : I-I want to resist, but the Drain Touch is sapping my strength... |
(0:17:52.26) |
Kazuma Satou :
I'm pretty sure she's just loosening her grip. |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : At this rate, I will lose... |
(0:18:02.09) |
Alexei Barnes Walter : Amazing... |
(0:18:02.92) |
Kazuma Satou : I'm gonna drain your stamina until you pass out! |
(0:18:04.85) |
Kazuma Satou : I've got something crazy for you when you wake up! |
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Kazuma Satou : Look forward to it! |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : No matter how you humiliate me, my heart will nev— |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Crazy? |
(0:18:19.13) |
Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Something crazy... |
(0:18:21.18) |
Lalatina Dustiness Ford : S-Something... crazy... |
(0:18:23.03) |
Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Something crazy?! |
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Kazuma Satou : Go on, take that warm bath and cry your heart out. |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : K-K-K-Kazuma! |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Wh-What were you planning to do with my leftover bathwater?! |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Sh... Sho... |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Shomefing cwazy! |
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Kazuma Satou : I-I win! |
(0:18:50.85) |
Alexei Barnes Walter : I see why they call you "Kazutrash"! |
(0:18:53.12) |
Kazuma Satou : How rude! |
(0:18:55.10) |
Dustiness Ford Ignis : I just came by with something to... drink... |
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Aqua : They did it. |
(0:19:14.44) |
Dustiness Ford Ignis : Okay, execute them. |
(0:19:16.14) |
Kazuma Satou : No! You've got it all wrong! |
(0:19:17.13) |
Alexei Barnes Walter : No! You've got it all wrong! |
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Kazuma Satou : KONOSUBA. |
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Dustiness Ford Ignis : My daughter has always been a bit awkward around people... |
(0:19:21.98) |
Dustiness Ford Ignis : Even after becoming a crusader, she was still alone. |
(0:19:25.27) |
Dustiness Ford Ignis : Every day, she'd drop by Eris-sama's church, |
(0:19:28.26) |
Dustiness Ford Ignis : praying for friends to adventure with... |
(0:19:30.74) |
Dustiness Ford Ignis : And then, one day, she finally had one. |
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Dustiness Ford Ignis : She was so happy when she returned and told me about the thief girl she had met. |
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Dustiness Ford Ignis : Her mother died when she was young, so I may have spoiled her a bit... |
(0:19:40.39) |
Dustiness Ford Ignis : But I also tried to let her have her freedom. |
(0:19:44.91) |
Dustiness Ford Ignis : Maybe that wasn't for the best... |
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Kazuma Satou : Nah, I think that's her, not you. |
(0:19:50.67) |
Alexei Barnes Walter : Miss Lalatina is a wonderful woman. |
(0:19:53.15) |
Alexei Barnes Walter : If it weren't for Kazuma-kun, I'd sincerely want to marry her myself. |
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Kazuma Satou : Sorry, but I'm not sure what you're trying to say. |
(0:20:00.84) |
Alexei Barnes Walter : I think you can make Miss Lalatina happier than I could. |
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Kazuma Satou : Hey, you wanna step outside? |
(0:20:07.17) |
Kazuma Satou : I don't care if you're a lord's son! |
(0:20:08.63) |
Aqua : Kazuma-san, cut it out! You're gonna get me executed, too! |
(0:20:10.69) |
Dustiness Ford Ignis : Kazuma-kun, please continue to look after my daughter. |
(0:20:17.77) |
Dustiness Ford Ignis : Make sure she doesn't do anything too foolish. |
(0:20:22.28) |
Dustiness Ford Ignis : Please. |
(0:20:27.45) |
Kazuma Satou : Uh... Well... Sure. |
(0:20:28.56) |
Dustiness Ford Ignis : Oh, you're awake. |
(0:20:35.71) |
Lalatina Dustiness Ford : These clothes... Is it already over? |
(0:20:40.45) |
Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Did you do something foul to me while I was unconscious?! |
(0:20:43.52) |
Kazuma Satou : I did not! I haven't done anything yet! |
(0:20:45.84) |
Kazuma Satou : While you were asleep, things got kinda serious! |
(0:20:48.51) |
Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Hee-hee. |
(0:20:54.90) |
Kazuma Satou : Hee-hee? |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Father, Walther-sama... |
(0:20:57.45) |
Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Please, forget about this arranged marriage meeting. |
(0:21:00.14) |
Lalatina Dustiness Ford : I've been keeping it a secret, but... |
(0:21:03.56) |
Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Kazuma's child is growing inside me... |
(0:21:05.79) |
Kazuma Satou : Hey! How the hell can you say that about a virgin like me?! |
(0:21:08.84) |
Alexei Barnes Walter : I see. You're having Kazuma-kun's child, then? |
(0:21:13.23) |
Alexei Barnes Walter : I'll tell my father that I decided to refuse the arrangement. |
(0:21:17.05) |
Alexei Barnes Walter : That'll probably be more convenient. |
(0:21:19.85) |
Kazuma Satou : Uh... Yeah... |
(0:21:21.97) |
Kazuma Satou : He's a really nice guy... |
(0:21:27.54) |
Kazuma Satou : C'mon, man, take Darkness off my hands! |
(0:21:29.38) |
Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Hee-hee. |
(0:21:32.10) |
Dustiness Ford Ignis : A grandchild... My first grandchild... |
(0:21:34.38) |
Dustiness Ford Ignis : F-F-F-Finally, I'll have a darling grandchild... |
(0:21:37.25) |
Aqua : I didn't realize the two of you were like that... |
(0:21:43.74) |
Aqua : G-Gotta tell someone... Gotta tell the guys in town! |
(0:21:47.07) |
Aqua : That Kazutrash and Darkness are— |
(0:21:50.92) |
Kazuma Satou : Why did you believe her, too?! |
(0:21:51.74) |
Sena : Satou Kazuma! Is Satou Kazuma here?! |
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EXTRA : Episode 5 |
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EXTRA : Servifor This Knight! |
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Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Beloved Father. |
(0:23:32.22) |
Lalatina Dustiness Ford : I no longer wish to strike a member of my family whom I care for. |
(0:23:34.14) |
Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Are you aware that "tough love" is often harder on the one giving— |
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