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▶ Aqua : Achoo!	(0:00:01.36)
▶ Kazuma Satou : My, oh my, are you catching a cold? Take care, now.	(0:00:02.88)
▶ Aqua : You're sounding pretty nasal yourself, Kazuma-san.	(0:00:06.11)
▶ Aqua : I'll hurry and fix this tracksuit for you.	(0:00:08.68)
▶ Kazuma Satou : You're the one who threw it in the fireplace, though.	(0:00:11.72)
▶ Kazuma Satou : My, oh my, feeling hungry?	(0:00:17.67)
▶ Aqua : Actually, I guess I haven't eaten breakfast yet.	(0:00:20.28)
▶ Kazuma Satou : You're the one who got carried away and spent all our money on booze, though.	(0:00:23.96)
▶ Aqua : But... everyone was having so much fun partying!	(0:00:31.37)
▶ Aqua : That looks like the fancy bubbly I had hidden under my bed...	(0:00:36.32)
▶ Kazuma Satou : I wonder if the pawn shop's open...	(0:00:41.85)
▶ Megumin : Come here, Chomusuke.	(0:00:43.99)
▶ Aqua : Give it back! That's my last bottle!	(0:00:45.63)
▶ Aqua : It's my last hope!	(0:00:48.95)
▶ Kazuma Satou : I'm gonna go trade it for cash right now!	(0:00:50.33)
▶ Kazuma Satou : And if I can't, I'll just drink it all right here!	(0:00:52.05)
▶ Kazuma Satou : Maybe that would warm me up a little!	(0:00:54.19)
▶ Aqua : Don't! I can't fall asleep if I'm not holding that bottle!	(0:00:56.63)
▶ Kazuma Satou : You're making demands like that after burning my tracksuit?!	(0:01:00.85)
▶ Kazuma Satou : You ought to go sell that raiment, too!	(0:01:03.71)
▶ Aqua : What are you saying?!	(0:01:06.23)
▶ Aqua : This raiment is part of my identity as a goddess!	(0:01:07.47)
▶ Aqua : There's no way I can sell it!	(0:01:10.50)
▶ Aqua : Are you stupid? Why are you being so stupid?!	(0:01:12.13)
▶ Kazuma Satou : Steal!	(0:01:15.23)
▶ Aqua : Kazuma-sama!	(0:01:19.26)
▶ Aqua : I'm sorry for getting carried away, so please stop!	(0:01:21.02)
▶ Kazuma Satou : Shut up!	(0:01:23.97)
▶ Kazuma Satou : We haven't repaid any of our debt and Darkness still isn't back!	(0:01:25.03)
▶ Kazuma Satou : You should be more concerned about that!	(0:01:28.15)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Trouble, Kazuma! Major trouble!	(0:01:30.77)
▶ Kazuma Satou : Who are you?	(0:01:37.98)
▶ Aqua : Who are you?	(0:01:37.98)
▶ Megumin : Who are you?	(0:01:37.98)
▶ EXTRA : KNSB! God's Blessing on this Wonderful World! 2	(0:01:47.37)
▶ EXTRA : Episode 4 A Betrothed for This Noble Daughter!	(0:03:10.50)
▶ Kazuma Satou : Who are you?	(0:03:13.37)
▶ Kazuma Satou : Huh? She's... glad?	(0:03:15.46)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Kazuma! Can't you save this kind of play for later?!	(0:03:17.29)
▶ Kazuma Satou : Yes?	(0:03:17.76)
▶ Kazuma Satou : Wait... Is that you, Darkness?	(0:03:20.39)
▶ Kazuma Satou : We were so worried!	(0:03:22.31)
▶ Aqua : Darkness!	(0:03:24.05)
▶ Aqua : Kazuma... Kazuma, he...	(0:03:26.00)
▶ Aqua : He stripped me against my will	(0:03:28.35)
▶ Aqua : and wants to sell my most intimate possession!	(0:03:29.65)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Wha?!	(0:03:32.77)
▶ Kazuma Satou : Hey! Word choice!	(0:03:33.55)
▶ Megumin : Welcome back, Darkness.	(0:03:34.88)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Oh, Megumin. It's good to be back.	(0:03:36.80)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : That cat...	(0:03:39.20)
▶ Megumin : I won't ask what happened.	(0:03:40.46)
▶ Megumin : First, take a nice, long bath...	(0:03:42.33)
▶ Megumin : and let your body and soul recover...	(0:03:45.14)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Uh, what are you talking about?	(0:03:48.32)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : I'm more curious about what Aqua was describing...	(0:03:50.81)
▶ Aqua : No doubt about it. This is an expensive dress.	(0:03:56.01)
▶ Kazuma Satou : You must've been through so much...	(0:04:00.36)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Where are you getting your weird ideas?!	(0:04:02.36)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Do you think the lord had his way with me or something?	(0:04:04.34)
▶ Kazuma Satou : We're just glad you're back.	(0:04:07.93)
▶ Kazuma Satou : Go on, take that warm bath and cry your heart out.	(0:04:09.91)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : You're wrong! He didn't have the guts to demand that much from me!	(0:04:13.30)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Look at this! This is the problem!	(0:04:18.14)
▶ Kazuma Satou : What is it?	(0:04:19.90)
▶ Kazuma Satou : Wow, what a handsome guy!	(0:04:21.32)
▶ Kazuma Satou : Pisses me off.	(0:04:23.72)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : What are you doing?!	(0:04:24.44)
▶ Kazuma Satou : My hands moved on their own...	(0:04:26.78)
▶ Kazuma Satou : So the hot guy is the lord's son, huh?	(0:04:31.20)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : In exchange for the lenience you received, he demanded	(0:04:34.23)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : an arranged marriage meeting with his son.	(0:04:37.22)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : The reason I was away for so long	(0:04:39.82)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : is because I was trying to figure out a way to prevent it.	(0:04:41.94)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : My father doesn't hold Aldarp in high regard,	(0:04:45.94)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : but he thinks highly of his son.	(0:04:48.69)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : He's the one most excited about the idea.	(0:04:51.76)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Please! Come with me,	(0:04:54.40)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : and help me convince my father!	(0:04:56.37)
▶ Aqua : Here you go.	(0:04:59.65)
▶ Aqua : How about it? Good as new, right?	(0:05:01.10)
▶ Kazuma Satou : How is it that you're so versatile when it comes to stuff like this?	(0:05:02.99)
▶ Kazuma Satou : It's true...	(0:05:07.25)
▶ Kazuma Satou : If we don't do something, our valuable crusader is going to be married off.	(0:05:08.32)
▶ Kazuma Satou : Our valued...	(0:05:12.60)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Thank you, Aqua.	(0:05:14.76)
▶ Kazuma Satou : She'll be... married?	(0:05:16.17)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : It's getting to the point where I'm having trouble refusing.	(0:05:16.47)
▶ Kazuma Satou : Which means our crusader who can't land any hits will be leaving our party?	(0:05:18.84)
▶ Aqua : Oh, it's fine! Something like this is a piece of cake for a goddess!	(0:05:19.76)
▶ Aqua : No one would be able to tell it's not the original!	(0:05:24.30)
▶ Kazuma Satou : It's not that I'm trying to subtly kick her out of the party...	(0:05:24.83)
▶ Aqua : Literally godly skills! You can praise me some more—	(0:05:27.85)
▶ Megumin : Kazuma?	(0:05:29.99)
▶ Kazuma Satou : That's it!	(0:05:33.49)
▶ Kazuma Satou : I'm Kazuma.	(0:05:38.46)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : What do you mean, I should accept the arranged marriage?!	(0:05:41.76)
▶ Megumin : Don't you care if Darkness can't adventure with us anymore?!	(0:05:43.84)
▶ Kazuma Satou : Look, refusing the arrangement	(0:05:47.34)
▶ Kazuma Satou : is just going to make that lord guy even less reasonable!	(0:05:49.28)
▶ Megumin : That's true...	(0:05:53.26)
▶ Kazuma Satou : In that case, you have to accept the arrangement, but then ruin it!	(0:05:54.01)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Ru—	(0:05:56.83)
▶ Kazuma Satou : And do it without hurting your family's name.	(0:05:57.69)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : That's it! Let's do that!	(0:06:00.37)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : If it works, I won't have to slap my father silly	(0:06:02.36)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : every time he brings up the subject of marriage!	(0:06:04.90)
▶ Kazuma Satou : I feel bad for your old man...	(0:06:08.23)
▶ Sena : Satou Kazuma!	(0:06:10.51)
▶ Sena : Is Satou Kazuma here?!	(0:06:12.10)
▶ Kazuma Satou : Wh-What is it this time?!	(0:06:16.06)
▶ Sena : There are strange monsters surrounding the town.	(0:06:18.49)
▶ Sena : Do you know anything about that?	(0:06:21.12)
▶ Kazuma Satou : Huh?	(0:06:22.98)
▶ Sena : You will accompany us at once.	(0:06:23.79)
▶ Megumin : We have to refuse.	(0:06:26.01)
▶ Megumin : One of our most precious comrades is facing a grave crisis!	(0:06:27.27)
▶ Megumin : We cannot afford to ignore it!	(0:06:31.65)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Megumin...	(0:06:35.24)
▶ Kazuma Satou : Hey, calm down!	(0:06:36.29)
▶ Kazuma Satou : Hang on...	(0:06:38.26)
▶ Kazuma Satou : Aqua I can manage,	(0:06:40.02)
▶ Kazuma Satou : but Megumin is weirdly smart about certain things.	(0:06:41.66)
▶ Kazuma Satou : Better to get her out of the way.	(0:06:44.48)
▶ Kazuma Satou : Megumin...	(0:06:47.10)
▶ Kazuma Satou : Please, go.	(0:06:49.04)
▶ Kazuma Satou : If there's a large number of monsters,	(0:06:51.51)
▶ Kazuma Satou : that's a job for your explosion magic.	(0:06:53.51)
▶ Kazuma Satou : It's okay. You can leave Darkness to Aqua and me.	(0:06:55.88)
▶ Megumin : But...	(0:06:59.83)
▶ Kazuma Satou : You're the only one who can do this.	(0:07:02.59)
▶ Megumin : I'm the only one?!	(0:07:06.22)
▶ Kazuma Satou : We're counting on you, ultimate arch wizard!	(0:07:08.35)
▶ Megumin : I will demonstrate my power!	(0:07:11.96)
▶ Megumin : KONOSUBA!	(0:07:17.60)
▶ Dustiness Ford Ignis : Y-You're certain, then, Lalatina?	(0:07:21.06)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : I am, Father.	(0:07:24.61)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : I, Lalatina, have decided to attend the meeting for this arranged marriage.	(0:07:26.49)
▶ Dustiness Ford Ignis : And these two are...?	(0:07:31.36)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : My adventuring friends.	(0:07:32.74)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : They will accompany me at the meeting as a temporary butler and maid.	(0:07:35.05)
▶ EXTRA : How does it fit?	(0:07:43.89)
▶ Kazuma Satou : I think it's okay.	(0:07:45.99)
▶ Kazuma Satou : Hey, that looks good on you.	(0:07:53.16)
▶ Kazuma Satou : You look like a proper servant!	(0:07:55.15)
▶ Aqua : I think the "wannabe-butler who's trying too hard" look suits you too, Kazuma.	(0:07:57.62)
▶ Kazuma Satou : Oh, that was so funny.	(0:08:01.99)
▶ Kazuma Satou : If we weren't in a noble's mansion,	(0:08:04.82)
▶ Kazuma Satou : I would've had to let you have it.	(0:08:06.59)
▶ Kazuma Satou : Right, Miss Lalatina?	(0:08:09.08)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : D-Don't call me "Miss Lalatina"!	(0:08:10.86)
▶ Kazuma Satou : Her father ended up asking me for help.	(0:08:14.39)
▶ Kazuma Satou : He requested I ensure his daughter wouldn't cause an incident.	(0:08:17.96)
▶ Kazuma Satou : And if the meeting goes well, he'll reward me!	(0:08:23.36)
▶ Kazuma Satou : I can't help but feel motivated.	(0:08:28.77)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : You know what to do, right? I'm counting on you.	(0:08:31.87)
▶ Dustiness Ford Ignis : I'm glad you decided to attend the meeting.	(0:08:38.91)
▶ Dustiness Ford Ignis : I want you to find happiness, Lalatina.	(0:08:42.90)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Please, Father.	(0:08:45.78)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : I simply said that I'd consider the arranged marriage.	(0:08:47.53)
▶ Dustiness Ford Ignis : What?	(0:08:51.22)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : And after considering it,	(0:08:53.46)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : I've decided that it's still too soon for me to get married.	(0:08:55.18)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : It's too late now!	(0:08:58.97)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : I agreed to meet with him, but I never said I would marry him!	(0:09:00.73)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : I'll destroy it...	(0:09:04.45)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : I'll destroy this stupid meeting!	(0:09:05.98)
▶ Dustiness Ford Ignis : L-Lalatina!	(0:09:09.48)
▶ Kazuma Satou : Please refrain from using such vulgar language.	(0:09:11.84)
▶ Kazuma Satou : You'll give your partner a bad impression.	(0:09:15.21)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : You rat! Are you betraying me?!	(0:09:17.26)
▶ Kazuma Satou : I am currently serving as a temporary butler for the Dustiness family.	(0:09:18.49)
▶ Kazuma Satou : My wish is for your happiness, milady.	(0:09:22.44)
▶ Dustiness Ford Ignis : K-Kazuma-kun!	(0:09:25.73)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Damn you, Kazuma!	(0:09:27.23)
▶ Dustiness Ford Ignis : Sir Walther!	(0:09:37.33)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : So you've come...	(0:09:39.46)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : You're the one they intend for me to marry?	(0:09:40.95)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : I am Dustiness Ford Lalatina!	(0:09:43.30)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : You can call me Mistress Dus—	(0:09:45.56)
▶ Kazuma Satou : Milady! Please watch your step!	(0:09:47.09)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : I thought you were going to help me!	(0:09:50.17)
▶ Kazuma Satou : Did you forget the part about not besmirching your family's name?	(0:09:52.87)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : If I have a bad reputation, fewer people will consider marrying me,	(0:09:56.57)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : and I can continue to focus on adventuring!	(0:09:59.34)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : I'm even prepared to be disinherited!	(0:10:02.17)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Even then, I will survive as best I can	(0:10:04.22)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : and continue accepting quests I'm unqualified for,	(0:10:05.98)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : until I am overwhelmed and captured by the Devil King's army,	(0:10:08.53)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : held down by them...	(0:10:11.30)
▶ Kazuma Satou : That doesn't sound like the Devil King. Sounds like a perv.	(0:10:12.21)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : That's the kind of life I want!	(0:10:13.16)
▶ Kazuma Satou : You finally came out and admitted it...	(0:10:15.91)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Besides, he's far from my type of man.	(0:10:18.49)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : First, he seems to be of absolutely decent character.	(0:10:22.72)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : He never angers toward anyone.	(0:10:24.99)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : He works hard	(0:10:26.56)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : and was strong enough to achieve knighthood at the earliest age on record.	(0:10:27.73)
▶ Aqua : That sounds pretty good to me.	(0:10:30.93)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : How?!	(0:10:32.80)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : If you're a noble, you should act like one,	(0:10:33.66)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : with a vulgar grin on your face at all times!	(0:10:35.22)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : What exactly is that pure, focused gaze of his?!	(0:10:38.29)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : I want something more...	(0:10:41.40)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Like what Kazuma always does,	(0:10:42.95)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : when he looks at me as if he's licking me all over with his gaze!	(0:10:44.73)
▶ Kazuma Satou : I-I-I do not look at you that way!	(0:10:47.21)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : He never angers?!	(0:10:49.76)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : What a moron!	(0:10:51.47)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Using a maid's mistakes to subject her to all kinds of punishment	(0:10:52.32)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : is what nobles are supposed to do!	(0:10:55.25)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Besides, the type I like is	(0:10:57.59)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : the polar opposite of such a competent man!	(0:10:59.73)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : He's not particularly attractive and can be either scrawny or fat.	(0:11:02.40)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : He needs to be weak-willed enough that, despite my love for him,	(0:11:06.25)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : he's easily strung along by another woman's affection.	(0:11:09.49)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Someone who's in rut all year round— the more perverse, the better!	(0:11:11.98)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : A failure at life, who tries to take the easiest route possible!	(0:11:15.35)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : And if he's in debt, that'd be even better!	(0:11:19.56)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Then he could drink all day and never work,	(0:11:21.41)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : and complain that it's society's fault he's a loser!	(0:11:23.74)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : He'd throw an empty bottle at me while saying...	(0:11:26.38)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : "Hey, Darkness.	(0:11:29.86)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Why don't you use that nasty body of yours to earn us some cash?"	(0:11:30.95)
▶ Kazuma Satou : Damn it all! This girl is completely hopeless!	(0:11:37.57)
▶ Alexei Barnes Walter : Well, let me introduce myself.	(0:11:42.15)
▶ Alexei Barnes Walter : I am Alexei Barnes Walther.	(0:11:44.74)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : I am Dustiness Ford Lalatina.	(0:11:47.33)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : I'll spare you the specific details of my family.	(0:11:51.00)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Telling them to an upstart noble's son	(0:11:53.70)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : wouldn't do any—	(0:11:55.95)
▶ Alexei Barnes Walter : Is something wrong?	(0:11:57.79)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : N-Nothing. It's just, seeing your face made me feel si—	(0:11:59.26)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Eee!	(0:12:03.27)
▶ Kazuma Satou : It seems meeting you has made milady a bit over-excited, Walther-sama.	(0:12:06.23)
▶ Alexei Barnes Walter : Actually, she does seem quite flushed...	(0:12:12.10)
▶ Alexei Barnes Walter : I must say, I'm embarrassed.	(0:12:14.83)
▶ Kazuma Satou : Hey, milady.	(0:12:17.44)
▶ Kazuma Satou : Mouth off any more and you're gonna get it even colder, got it?	(0:12:18.72)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : I-I consider it a reward.	(0:12:22.16)
▶ Kazuma Satou : The daughter of this household never breaks character.	(0:12:24.07)
▶ Dustiness Ford Ignis : I suppose I might be in the way here.	(0:12:29.18)
▶ Dustiness Ford Ignis : Why don't you two go for a walk in the garden?	(0:12:31.88)
▶ Kazuma Satou : What was that?! Awesome! I should have her teach me later!	(0:12:45.67)
▶ Alexei Barnes Walter : Do you have any hobbies?	(0:12:48.16)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : I enjoy a bit of goblin hunting—	(0:12:49.72)
▶ Alexei Barnes Walter : You certainly seem to get along well.	(0:12:53.52)
▶ Kazuma Satou : Did I overdo it?	(0:12:56.07)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Hee-hee.	(0:12:58.07)
▶ Kazuma Satou : Hee-hee?	(0:12:58.55)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Yes, this butler accompanies me at all times.	(0:12:59.23)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : We take our meals and baths together...	(0:13:03.64)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : A-And of course, in bed at night...	(0:13:05.98)
▶ Kazuma Satou : Where exactly is this pervert's shame threshold?	(0:13:10.78)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Enough! I can't put up with this any longer!	(0:13:14.64)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Now, Walther, was it?	(0:13:20.90)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : You'll accompany me to the training hall, now!	(0:13:23.21)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : I'll test your mettle there!	(0:13:25.93)
▶ Kazuma Satou : Hey! Darkness...	(0:13:28.59)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : See?!	(0:13:31.38)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : If you're a noble,	(0:13:32.15)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : you should learn to maintain a lascivious gaze, like Kazuma here!	(0:13:33.16)
▶ Alexei Barnes Walter : Miss Lalatina, I am a knight.	(0:13:37.46)
▶ Alexei Barnes Walter : I could never raise my sword to a woman.	(0:13:40.51)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : You spineless wretch...	(0:13:42.79)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Well, Kazuma over here claims to be an advocate of gender equality,	(0:13:44.86)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : and then boasts about his willingness to dropkick women!	(0:13:48.38)
▶ Alexei Barnes Walter : To be honest, I came here to turn down the arranged marriage.	(0:13:54.26)
▶ Alexei Barnes Walter : But after seeing you, I've changed my mind.	(0:13:59.41)
▶ Alexei Barnes Walter : You speak frankly, but you still have a charming side.	(0:14:02.45)
▶ Alexei Barnes Walter : It's refreshing how you don't mince words,	(0:14:06.06)
▶ Alexei Barnes Walter : and the way you treat your servant as an equal...	(0:14:08.79)
▶ Alexei Barnes Walter : I've taken an interest in you.	(0:14:13.12)
▶ Alexei Barnes Walter : Isn't this enough?! Why won't you give up?!	(0:14:15.86)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : What's wrong?!	(0:14:22.65)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Don't hold back! Keep it coming!	(0:14:25.17)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Show me the strength of your resolve!	(0:14:28.14)
▶ Kazuma Satou : This entire time, Darkness's sword hasn't hit anything,	(0:14:31.50)
▶ Kazuma Satou : with Walther having the clear advantage... and yet...	(0:14:34.92)
▶ Alexei Barnes Walter : I concede.	(0:14:40.26)
▶ Alexei Barnes Walter : I may have greater skill, but your strength of will was greater.	(0:14:42.00)
▶ Alexei Barnes Walter : I cannot strike you any more.	(0:14:46.90)
▶ Alexei Barnes Walter : You are a truly strong person.	(0:14:50.26)
▶ Kazuma Satou : It feels like he's given in	(0:14:53.14)
▶ Kazuma Satou : after Darkness demonstrated how firm her resolve is...	(0:14:54.59)
▶ Kazuma Satou : But knowing how her head works, I just can't be impressed.	(0:14:57.42)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : You spineless fool!	(0:15:01.04)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Fine, come on, Kazuma!	(0:15:02.70)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Demonstrate your ruthlessness and depth of depravity to Walther!	(0:15:03.87)
▶ Kazuma Satou : What the heck is she saying?	(0:15:07.49)
▶ Alexei Barnes Walter : I'd actually like to see	(0:15:10.27)
▶ Alexei Barnes Walter : the kind of fighting a man who's earned Miss Lalatina's trust would display.	(0:15:11.65)
▶ Kazuma Satou : And here's Walther, making things worse.	(0:15:16.04)
▶ Kazuma Satou : Well, the arranged marriage is off anyway...	(0:15:19.35)
▶ Kazuma Satou : Besides, I doubt you'd spread any bad rumors about milady here.	(0:15:21.90)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Yes! That's it, Kazuma!	(0:15:26.08)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : I've actually been waiting to face off against you!	(0:15:27.95)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Now, give me everything you have—	(0:15:30.44)
▶ Kazuma Satou : Create Water!	(0:15:31.16)
▶ Kazuma Satou : Is something wrong?	(0:15:37.12)
▶ Alexei Barnes Walter : I didn't expect you to use magic in a duel of swords...	(0:15:38.51)
▶ Kazuma Satou : Is that how it works?	(0:15:41.85)
▶ Aqua : What a creep.	(0:15:46.60)
▶ Aqua : It's clear Kazuma-san is unrivaled at the art of sexual harassment.	(0:15:47.94)
▶ Aqua : Such a creep.	(0:15:51.07)
▶ Kazuma Satou : I wasn't trying to—	(0:15:52.68)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : See, Walther?!	(0:15:53.67)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : You need to pay close attention to how he does this sort of thing!	(0:15:54.74)
▶ Kazuma Satou : Oh, damn it!	(0:15:57.34)
▶ Kazuma Satou : You want everything I have?! Then here it comes!	(0:15:59.07)
▶ Kazuma Satou : Freeze!	(0:16:02.37)
▶ Alexei Barnes Walter : H-He's a demon!	(0:16:05.33)
▶ Alexei Barnes Walter : Not only does he douse her with water in winter,	(0:16:06.80)
▶ Alexei Barnes Walter : but then he uses ice magic?!	(0:16:08.87)
▶ Aqua : Well, he earned names like "Crapuma" and "Kazutrash" for a reason.	(0:16:10.54)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : This total lack of mercy!	(0:16:17.83)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Th-This... is so good!	(0:16:19.54)
▶ Kazuma Satou : Whoa, whoa, whoa!	(0:16:24.52)
▶ Aqua : That's it, Darkness!	(0:16:26.59)
▶ Aqua : Puny Kazuma has no chance against you in a grappling match!	(0:16:28.19)
▶ Kazuma Satou : I am so gonna sell off that raiment of hers later!	(0:16:31.24)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : You think you can overpower me?! How insulting!	(0:16:35.17)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : The difference in strength between a crusader like me and an adventurer like you is—	(0:16:38.93)
▶ Kazuma Satou : You should know I wouldn't fight fair!	(0:16:44.92)
▶ Kazuma Satou : We've known each other long enough! Figure it out!	(0:16:47.75)
▶ Kazuma Satou : Ow!	(0:16:49.44)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : D-Drain Touch, eh?	(0:16:54.66)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : But before you can drain my stamina,	(0:16:56.74)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : I'll break your arms!	(0:16:59.63)
▶ Kazuma Satou : G-Go ahead and try— Ow, ow, ow, ow!	(0:17:02.73)
▶ Kazuma Satou : This is bad... I keep draining, but this workhorse isn't slowing down!	(0:17:06.00)
▶ Kazuma Satou : H-Hey... How about a little wager?	(0:17:10.67)
▶ Kazuma Satou : The loser has to do any one thing the winner says.	(0:17:13.93)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Very well! When I win, I'll have you kneel before me!	(0:17:18.16)
▶ Kazuma Satou : Here's my chance!	(0:17:22.02)
▶ Kazuma Satou : All right, then, it's a promise.	(0:17:23.65)
▶ Kazuma Satou : And when I win, you can cry and beg, but I'm not gonna stop!	(0:17:25.90)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Wh-What are you going to do?	(0:17:28.79)
▶ Kazuma Satou : Something that'll have you crying and begging for forgiveness!	(0:17:30.52)
▶ Kazuma Satou : I can already picture you desperately begging me for mercy...	(0:17:34.89)
▶ Kazuma Satou : I'll make you say, "Please stop! Please forgive me!"	(0:17:38.44)
▶ Kazuma Satou : Oh, don't get ahead of me, you greedy girl!	(0:17:41.66)
▶ Kazuma Satou : Because what I have in mind is way crazier than whatever you're thinking!	(0:17:44.86)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Wha— S-Stop it!	(0:17:48.91)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : I-I want to resist, but the Drain Touch is sapping my strength...	(0:17:52.26)
▶ Kazuma Satou : I'm pretty sure she's just loosening her grip.	(0:17:55.78)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : At this rate, I will lose...	(0:18:02.09)
▶ Alexei Barnes Walter : Amazing...	(0:18:02.92)
▶ Kazuma Satou : I'm gonna drain your stamina until you pass out!	(0:18:04.85)
▶ Kazuma Satou : I've got something crazy for you when you wake up!	(0:18:08.34)
▶ Kazuma Satou : Look forward to it!	(0:18:11.38)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : No matter how you humiliate me, my heart will nev—	(0:18:14.70)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Crazy?	(0:18:19.13)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Something crazy...	(0:18:21.18)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : S-Something... crazy...	(0:18:23.03)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Something crazy?!	(0:18:26.45)
▶ Kazuma Satou : Go on, take that warm bath and cry your heart out.	(0:18:28.73)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : K-K-K-Kazuma!	(0:18:35.25)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Wh-What were you planning to do with my leftover bathwater?!	(0:18:36.74)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Sh... Sho...	(0:18:41.24)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Shomefing cwazy!	(0:18:43.67)
▶ Kazuma Satou : I-I win!	(0:18:50.85)
▶ Alexei Barnes Walter : I see why they call you "Kazutrash"!	(0:18:53.12)
▶ Kazuma Satou : How rude!	(0:18:55.10)
▶ Dustiness Ford Ignis : I just came by with something to... drink...	(0:18:56.93)
▶ Aqua : They did it.	(0:19:14.44)
▶ Dustiness Ford Ignis : Okay, execute them.	(0:19:16.14)
▶ Kazuma Satou : No! You've got it all wrong!	(0:19:17.13)
▶ Alexei Barnes Walter : No! You've got it all wrong!	(0:19:17.13)
▶ Kazuma Satou : KONOSUBA.	(0:19:19.70)
▶ Dustiness Ford Ignis : My daughter has always been a bit awkward around people...	(0:19:21.98)
▶ Dustiness Ford Ignis : Even after becoming a crusader, she was still alone.	(0:19:25.27)
▶ Dustiness Ford Ignis : Every day, she'd drop by Eris-sama's church,	(0:19:28.26)
▶ Dustiness Ford Ignis : praying for friends to adventure with...	(0:19:30.74)
▶ Dustiness Ford Ignis : And then, one day, she finally had one.	(0:19:34.04)
▶ Dustiness Ford Ignis : She was so happy when she returned and told me about the thief girl she had met.	(0:19:36.02)
▶ Dustiness Ford Ignis : Her mother died when she was young, so I may have spoiled her a bit...	(0:19:40.39)
▶ Dustiness Ford Ignis : But I also tried to let her have her freedom.	(0:19:44.91)
▶ Dustiness Ford Ignis : Maybe that wasn't for the best...	(0:19:47.97)
▶ Kazuma Satou : Nah, I think that's her, not you.	(0:19:50.67)
▶ Alexei Barnes Walter : Miss Lalatina is a wonderful woman.	(0:19:53.15)
▶ Alexei Barnes Walter : If it weren't for Kazuma-kun, I'd sincerely want to marry her myself.	(0:19:56.43)
▶ Kazuma Satou : Sorry, but I'm not sure what you're trying to say.	(0:20:00.84)
▶ Alexei Barnes Walter : I think you can make Miss Lalatina happier than I could.	(0:20:03.86)
▶ Kazuma Satou : Hey, you wanna step outside?	(0:20:07.17)
▶ Kazuma Satou : I don't care if you're a lord's son!	(0:20:08.63)
▶ Aqua : Kazuma-san, cut it out! You're gonna get me executed, too!	(0:20:10.69)
▶ Dustiness Ford Ignis : Kazuma-kun, please continue to look after my daughter.	(0:20:17.77)
▶ Dustiness Ford Ignis : Make sure she doesn't do anything too foolish.	(0:20:22.28)
▶ Dustiness Ford Ignis : Please.	(0:20:27.45)
▶ Kazuma Satou : Uh... Well... Sure.	(0:20:28.56)
▶ Dustiness Ford Ignis : Oh, you're awake.	(0:20:35.71)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : These clothes... Is it already over?	(0:20:40.45)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Did you do something foul to me while I was unconscious?!	(0:20:43.52)
▶ Kazuma Satou : I did not! I haven't done anything yet!	(0:20:45.84)
▶ Kazuma Satou : While you were asleep, things got kinda serious!	(0:20:48.51)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Hee-hee.	(0:20:54.90)
▶ Kazuma Satou : Hee-hee?	(0:20:55.40)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Father, Walther-sama...	(0:20:57.45)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Please, forget about this arranged marriage meeting.	(0:21:00.14)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : I've been keeping it a secret, but...	(0:21:03.56)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Kazuma's child is growing inside me...	(0:21:05.79)
▶ Kazuma Satou : Hey! How the hell can you say that about a virgin like me?!	(0:21:08.84)
▶ Alexei Barnes Walter : I see. You're having Kazuma-kun's child, then?	(0:21:13.23)
▶ Alexei Barnes Walter : I'll tell my father that I decided to refuse the arrangement.	(0:21:17.05)
▶ Alexei Barnes Walter : That'll probably be more convenient.	(0:21:19.85)
▶ Kazuma Satou : Uh... Yeah...	(0:21:21.97)
▶ Kazuma Satou : He's a really nice guy...	(0:21:27.54)
▶ Kazuma Satou : C'mon, man, take Darkness off my hands!	(0:21:29.38)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Hee-hee.	(0:21:32.10)
▶ Dustiness Ford Ignis : A grandchild... My first grandchild...	(0:21:34.38)
▶ Dustiness Ford Ignis : F-F-F-Finally, I'll have a darling grandchild...	(0:21:37.25)
▶ Aqua : I didn't realize the two of you were like that...	(0:21:43.74)
▶ Aqua : G-Gotta tell someone... Gotta tell the guys in town!	(0:21:47.07)
▶ Aqua : That Kazutrash and Darkness are—	(0:21:50.92)
▶ Kazuma Satou : Why did you believe her, too?!	(0:21:51.74)
▶ Sena : Satou Kazuma! Is Satou Kazuma here?!	(0:21:56.29)
▶ EXTRA : Episode 5	(0:23:31.01)
▶ EXTRA : Servifor This Knight!	(0:23:31.01b)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Beloved Father.	(0:23:32.22)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : I no longer wish to strike a member of my family whom I care for.	(0:23:34.14)
▶ Lalatina Dustiness Ford : Are you aware that "tough love" is often harder on the one giving—	(0:23:37.98)

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