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	Spy x Family - Episode 3

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EXTRA : Everyone has a side they don't show anyone else.	(0:00:01.73)
EXTRA : To their friends, their significant others, or even their families.	(0:00:06.25)
EXTRA : They hide what they're truly feeling through fake smiles or bravado,	(0:00:10.47)
EXTRA : and keep their true identities secret.	(0:00:13.83)
EXTRA : That is how the world keeps up the appearance of its temporary peace.	(0:00:16.12)
EXTRA : In an era in which the nations of the world were waging a fierce war	(0:00:22.28)
EXTRA : of information just out of sight,	(0:00:25.53)
EXTRA : two countries were at odds with each other.	(0:00:26.92)
EXTRA : Ostania, in the east, was secretly plotting to start a war.	(0:00:29.42)
EXTRA : Westalis, in the west, wanted to put a stop to those plans.	(0:00:32.42)
EXTRA : In order to keep an eye on the actions of a leading figure in Ostania's government,	(0:00:35.40)
EXTRA : Westalis set Operation Strix in motion.	(0:00:39.36)
EXTRA : The one tasked with this operation is the skilled agent, Twilight.	(0:00:41.81)
EXTRA : The mission given to the master of disguise with a hundred faces was...	(0:00:44.92)
EXTRA : to start a family.	(0:00:48.25)
Loid Forger : Is this everything you own?	(0:03:06.65)
Yor Forger : Yes.	(0:03:09.75)
Loid Forger : It's not very much.	(0:03:10.80)
Yor Forger : Um, Loid... about the sleeping arrangements...	(0:03:20.85)
Loid Forger : We'll be sleeping in separate rooms, of course.	(0:03:23.73)
Loid Forger : We'll share one for appearances anytime we have guests over.	(0:03:25.64)
Yor Forger : R-Right.	(0:03:28.21)
Anya Forger : Welcome to Anya's house!	(0:03:30.77)
Yor Forger : Thank you for the lovely welcome, Miss Anya.	(0:03:33.37)
EXTRA : This house is home to a rather unusual family.	(0:03:35.72)
EXTRA : The father, Loid Forger, is a psychiatrist.	(0:03:39.20)
EXTRA : His true identity: a spy.	(0:03:42.44)
EXTRA : The mother, Yor Forger, is a civil servant who works at city hall.	(0:03:46.57)
EXTRA : Her true identity: an assassin.	(0:03:50.35)
EXTRA : Code name: Thorn Princess.	(0:03:52.40)
EXTRA : The daughter, Anya Forger.	(0:03:54.78)
EXTRA : Her true identity: a telepath.	(0:03:57.09)
Anya Forger : I'm so happy to have a mama now!	(0:03:58.76)
Yor Forger : Mama...	(0:04:01.52)
Anya Forger : I'm gonna help.	(0:04:02.43)
Loid Forger : Oh, right. By the way...	(0:04:03.91)
Loid Forger : I had a friend of mine who's a judge make it so we got married a year ago.	(0:04:05.75)
Loid Forger : By that, I mean he forged the certificate.	(0:04:11.01)
Loid Forger : We can figure out why we lived separately and what to tell your brother later.	(0:04:13.51)
Yor Forger : All right.	(0:04:19.01)
Loid Forger : It would make the school suspicious if we got married just before the interview.	(0:04:20.57)
Yor Forger : I got permission from the Shopkeeper, so I feel much better.	(0:04:25.62)
Anya Forger : So exciting...	(0:04:30.11)
EXTRA : Father, mother, daughter...	(0:04:31.54)
EXTRA : These three created this pretend family to further their own ends,	(0:04:34.05)
EXTRA : and are living under the same roof as they hide their true identities from each other.	(0:04:37.36)
Anya Forger : I'm going to show Mama around!	(0:04:43.42)
Loid Forger : Once we get settled in, we'll practice the interview.	(0:04:45.78)
Anya Forger : This is the kitchen!	(0:04:49.30)
Anya Forger : Papa is good at cooking!	(0:04:51.35)
Yor Forger : Oh, I see.	(0:04:53.03)
Anya Forger : This is the toilet. And that's the bathtub!	(0:04:58.06)
Yor Forger : Everything's so clean.	(0:05:00.93)
Anya Forger : I can wash my face all by myself!	(0:05:06.63)
Yor Forger : You're such a big girl, Miss Anya.	(0:05:08.95)
Anya Forger : This is Anya's room!	(0:05:14.39)
Anya Forger : Welcome!	(0:05:16.31)
Yor Forger : Thank you for inviting me in.	(0:05:18.91)
Yor Forger : My, what an adorable room.	(0:05:20.73)
Anya Forger : I'll introduce you to Mr. Chimera.	(0:05:23.10)
Anya Forger : I am Chimera. It is a pweasure to meet your acquiantenance.	(0:05:27.57)
Yor Forger : It's very nice to meet you, Mr. Chimera.	(0:05:32.16)
Yor Forger : I am Miss Anya's mama.	(0:05:34.15)
Anya Forger : This is Papa's room!	(0:05:38.71)
Yor Forger : So this is Loid's room...	(0:05:40.08)
Anya Forger : This is your room, Mama.	(0:05:45.44)
Anya Forger : Come in, Mama.	(0:05:50.56)
Yor Forger : Why, thank you.	(0:05:52.63)
Yor Forger : So this is my...	(0:05:55.53)
Yor Forger : What a lovely room.	(0:06:04.13)
Loid Forger : I'm glad you like it.	(0:06:06.54)
Loid Forger : This should be everything.	(0:06:08.51)
Loid Forger : Is the furniture arranged to your liking? I also cleaned a bit.	(0:06:10.34)
Yor Forger : Yes, everything is wonderful.	(0:06:14.72)
Anya Forger : I helped clean, too!	(0:06:16.69)
Yor Forger : Really? Thank you so much.	(0:06:18.74)
Anya Forger : Am I a good girl?	(0:06:22.64)
Loid Forger : All you did was tip over a bucket of water.	(0:06:29.21)
Anya Forger : Shock!	(0:06:31.75)
Yor Forger : This is such a lovely room. I don't know what to do with myself.	(0:06:34.71)
Loid Forger : What do you mean?	(0:06:38.53)
Loid Forger : Please make yourself at home.	(0:06:40.06)
Loid Forger : Actually, this is your home now, so make yourself comfortable.	(0:06:41.85)
Yor Forger : Thank you.	(0:06:45.69)
Loid Forger : I'll come get your boxes once they're empty.	(0:06:48.64)
Yor Forger : Loid, I've got everything put away.	(0:06:53.89)
Loid Forger : You're quite efficient.	(0:06:56.71)
Loid Forger : Ah, this must be your younger brother.	(0:07:00.55)
Yor Forger : Oh, yes.	(0:07:03.60)
Loid Forger : You said he's also a civil servant?	(0:07:05.22)
Yor Forger : Yes. He seems quite busy lately, so I've only spoken to him on the phone.	(0:07:07.87)
Loid Forger : It seems you two are quite similar.	(0:07:13.57)
Loid Forger : I should properly introduce myself once Anya's entrance exam is over.	(0:07:15.99)
Yor Forger : Um, Loid. About that...	(0:07:18.90)
Yor Forger : I don't have anything suitable to wear to this interview...	(0:07:22.12)
Loid Forger : Then let's go to the tailor today.	(0:07:25.97)
Yor Forger : Thank you very much.	(0:07:29.03)
Anya Forger : Helping, helping...	(0:07:30.80)
Yor Forger : M-Miss Anya, I'll take care of that!	(0:07:35.27)
Yor Forger : I have my work weapons and poison powerful enough to kill an elephant in there.	(0:07:37.67)
Yor Forger : Can I get you something, Loid?	(0:07:45.54)
Loid Forger : Some coffee, please. Black.	(0:07:46.99)
Anya Forger : I want hot cocoa!	(0:07:50.54)
Loid Forger : With sugar and milk.	(0:07:52.45)
Anya Forger : That's the stuff!	(0:07:54.35)
Yor Forger : They look amazing. Are those cookies homemade?	(0:07:58.36)
Loid Forger : It's actually my first time making cookies.	(0:08:01.69)
Loid Forger : I just followed a recipe from a cookbook, so they should be decent.	(0:08:04.82)
Loid Forger : I hope you like them.	(0:08:07.84)
Yor Forger : Thank you.	(0:08:10.49)
Yor Forger : They're wonderful! You really are an amazing cook!	(0:08:13.83)
Loid Forger : It's not that impressive, really.	(0:08:17.15)
Anya Forger : I helped with the cookies, too!	(0:08:18.39)
Yor Forger : Oh, I see.	(0:08:20.43)
Loid Forger : After you got covered in flour and got in my way,	(0:08:27.04)
Loid Forger : you just snacked on some peanuts.	(0:08:29.75)
Loid Forger : Once we're settled in, let's begin.	(0:08:35.44)
Loid Forger : Eden College is one of the most prestigious schools in the country.	(0:08:39.60)
Loid Forger : During the interview, not only will the child be evaluated,	(0:08:43.07)
Loid Forger : but so will the parents.	(0:08:45.12)
Loid Forger : They will be evaluated on their social standing as well as how cultured they are.	(0:08:46.90)
Loid Forger : Understood?	(0:08:49.91)
Loid Forger : Now, let's start the questions.	(0:08:51.12)
Loid Forger : First, please state your name and address.	(0:08:52.78)
Anya Forger : Anya Fo...Fo...Horger. Address?	(0:08:56.00)
Loid Forger : The place we're at right now.	(0:08:59.79)
Anya Forger : This is Anya's house!	(0:09:01.46)
Loid Forger : That's not what I meant.	(0:09:02.34)
Loid Forger : Er, so, Miss Anya... How do you spend your days off?	(0:09:03.97)
Anya Forger : Papa orders me to stay home,	(0:09:07.45)
Anya Forger : so I have to watch TV all alone.	(0:09:10.24)
Loid Forger : Now, wait a second.	(0:09:12.71)
Loid Forger : That makes a terrible impression. Madam?	(0:09:14.07)
Yor Forger : Yes?	(0:09:16.27)
Loid Forger : Why did you choose Eden College, and how do you plan to pass this exam?	(0:09:17.22)
Yor Forger : How do people usually pass?	(0:09:20.35)
Yor Forger : Um, pass, passing...	(0:09:22.22)
Yor Forger : Perhaps because of cardiac arrest, or excessive bleeding?	(0:09:24.84)
Yor Forger : Or compound fractures throughout the body?	(0:09:28.34)
Yor Forger : Oh! Maybe their skull was caved in.	(0:09:30.93)
Loid Forger : Kill me now. Next question.	(0:09:33.20)
Loid Forger : Could you describe your parenting methods?	(0:09:34.60)
Yor Forger : Huh? U-Um... Strike first to be victorious?	(0:09:36.93)
Loid Forger : I'm amazed her brother turned out to be a decent human being.	(0:09:39.93)
Loid Forger : I've been a spy for over a decade.	(0:09:43.57)
Loid Forger : I've completed countless missions, yet only now do I find myself losing heart.	(0:09:45.56)
Loid Forger : This is pointless. There's no way we'll survive the interview at this rate.	(0:09:50.31)
Loid Forger : Let's give up on getting her into that school.	(0:09:53.92)
Yor Forger : Loid! Please remember your late wife's wishes!	(0:09:55.55)
Loid Forger : Clearly, we weren't ready for this mock interview yet.	(0:10:00.04)
Loid Forger : All right, let's go out for a bit.	(0:10:02.71)
Loid Forger : Let's broaden our horizons, become versed in what is normal for an upper-class family,	(0:10:04.83)
Loid Forger : and make sure that we're all on the same page.	(0:10:09.70)
Anya Forger : We're on an ooting, an ooting, la, la, la, lah!	(0:10:13.17)
Loid Forger : You mean ＂outing.＂	(0:10:16.51)
Anya Forger : Wanna hold hands, Mama?	(0:10:18.57)
Yor Forger : I-If you don't mind.	(0:10:21.18)
Loid Forger : Thank goodness Anya's taken a liking to her.	(0:10:23.47)
Loid Forger : The plan is set.	(0:10:26.48)
Loid Forger : After today, we'll seem like a normal... no.	(0:10:28.29)
Loid Forger : We'll be seen as an upper-crust family.	(0:10:30.84)
Yor Forger : Oh... This reminds me of when my little brother was still small and adorable.	(0:10:33.99)
Yor Forger : And that one time I hugged him too hard and ended up breaking two of his ribs.	(0:10:39.91)
Yor Forger : I must be careful.	(0:10:45.50)
Loid Forger : Wait... what? Maybe not...	(0:10:48.83)
Yor Forger : B-By the way, where are we headed?	(0:10:54.06)
Loid Forger : I've acquired a variety of tickets through my connections at work.	(0:10:56.61)
Loid Forger : Tradition and status are everything at Eden College.	(0:11:15.54)
Loid Forger : We'll have to experience and get accustomed to the best that life has to offer,	(0:11:19.01)
Loid Forger : and make sure we don't slip up if we let our guard down.	(0:11:21.78)
Loid Forger : All right, next.	(0:11:30.88)
Loid Forger : Anya, no yelling while we're here.	(0:11:34.16)
Anya Forger : 'Kay.	(0:11:37.30)
Loid Forger : We've experienced first-class music,	(0:11:38.88)
Loid Forger : so now for some first-class art... And you know the rest.	(0:11:40.60)
Anya Forger : Papa! I can see her boobies!	(0:11:43.20)
Anya Forger : Head's been choppy-chopped! Body's been choppy-chopped!	(0:11:46.62)
Loid Forger : What did I just say about yelling?	(0:11:49.39)
Loid Forger : Yor?	(0:11:58.26)
Loid Forger : Y-Yor...?	(0:12:00.69)
Anya Forger : I wanna do that!	(0:12:05.94)
Loid Forger : Drawing? Sure.	(0:12:07.58)
Loid Forger : Yor, why don't we sit down for a bit?	(0:12:09.86)
Yor Forger : All right.	(0:12:12.30)
Anya Forger : Anya's house is a big castle.	(0:12:13.78)
Anya Forger : The boss of the secret organization is Director Chimera.	(0:12:16.67)
Anya Forger : Papa is a spy! Pew, pew!	(0:12:20.05)
Anya Forger : Mama is an assassin! Stabby, stabby, sploosh!	(0:12:22.42)
Loid Forger : We should probably get going.	(0:12:27.28)
Yor Forger : Yes.	(0:12:29.41)
Anya Forger : All done!	(0:12:32.25)
Loid Forger : Anya, we're going to our next stop.	(0:12:33.65)
Anya Forger : If Papa and Mama see this, they'll find out about my powers!	(0:12:36.06)
Loid Forger : Wow, that's quite a masterpiece.	(0:12:41.47)
Loid Forger : There seems to be a pig in a forest.	(0:12:44.28)
Anya Forger : That's Mr. Chimera, and he lives in a castle!	(0:12:46.24)
Loid Forger : I see. I definitely see Bondman there, though.	(0:12:48.71)
Loid Forger : I'm right, aren't I?	(0:12:51.68)
Anya Forger : Yep...	(0:12:53.10)
Loid Forger : It's that spy cartoon you were watching last week.	(0:12:53.71)
Loid Forger : So this witch-looking one must be the princess.	(0:12:55.66)
Loid Forger : That part seems rather graphic.	(0:12:59.30)
Loid Forger : Oh, but that cat is cute.	(0:13:00.74)
Anya Forger : That's a doggy!	(0:13:02.05)
Loid Forger : I see. Then I apologize.	(0:13:02.97)
Loid Forger : We're going to the tailor next.	(0:13:06.80)
Yor Forger : Sorry to have you do this on your day off.	(0:13:10.23)
Loid Forger : It's quite all right. This is something we need to do.	(0:13:13.14)
Anya Forger : My going-out clothes are so cute!	(0:13:15.37)
Anya Forger : They fit perfectly!	(0:13:17.85)
Anya Forger : This shop is great! I love it!	(0:13:19.33)
Tailor Store Owner : Why, thank you.	(0:13:21.93)
Anya Forger : This is my first ooting in my going-out clothes.	(0:13:23.12)
Tailor Store Owner : Then it must be a day of celebration.	(0:13:26.13)
Anya Forger : A day to celebrate this ooting!	(0:13:28.37)
Loid Forger : In that case, we can stop by a photography studio next.	(0:13:29.95)
Tailor Store Clerk : Yor, dear. Right this way.	(0:13:32.73)
Yor Forger : Coming.	(0:13:34.86)
Tailor Store Owner : If you're looking for a semi-formal dress, I think this color would do nicely.	(0:13:37.82)
Tailor Store Owner : What do you think?	(0:13:41.82)
Yor Forger : I'd honestly prefer a black or red dress.	(0:13:42.93)
Tailor Store Owner : Really? I think this would look nice on you, Yor.	(0:13:46.21)
Tailor Store Owner : Then how about this?	(0:13:49.76)
Loid Forger : Judging from her lack of luggage, I thought she had no interest in clothes.	(0:13:51.19)
Loid Forger : I see you're particular about matching colors.	(0:13:56.30)
Yor Forger : No... I wouldn't say that.	(0:13:58.92)
Yor Forger : This color's lovely, but I'm worried that blood splatters would be too noticeable.	(0:14:01.40)
Tailor Store Clerk : Looks like Yor finally found someone nice.	(0:14:10.62)
Tailor Store Owner : Hopefully they last. Having a child already is an instant no for me, though.	(0:14:13.89)
Loid Forger : Looks like the extra outfits will be ready by the interview, too.	(0:14:19.35)
Yor Forger : I'm so sorry to have you get so many.	(0:14:22.83)
Loid Forger : Well, you look nice in colors besides red and black.	(0:14:25.33)
Loid Forger : We'll be going out more often, too.	(0:14:28.12)
Anya Forger : Ootings! Ootings!	(0:14:30.52)
Loid Forger : You're a regular at that shop, aren't you?	(0:14:32.19)
Loid Forger : I'm sure we'll continue to shop there, so next time, we should tell them we're married.	(0:14:34.20)
Yor Forger : Oh, right.	(0:14:40.15)
EXTRA : We, the Nationalist Party, believe that there is a road to peace with the West.	(0:14:55.71)
Loid Forger : Patriotism is also important within Eden.	(0:15:00.28)
EXTRA : You moron!	(0:15:01.06)
EXTRA : Kill all the bastards in the West!	(0:15:01.99)
Loid Forger : I'll need to make sure she's knowledgeable of politics and history, as well.	(0:15:03.28)
EXTRA : Piss off, traitor!	(0:15:06.55)
EXTRA : Gimme money, gimme money, gimme money...	(0:15:08.20)
EXTRA : Those bastards killed my family!	(0:15:08.49)
EXTRA : Get lost with the pleasantries!	(0:15:11.12)
EXTRA : First I lost my job, then my home!	(0:15:12.28)
Loid Forger : What's the matter?	(0:15:12.51)
Anya Forger : I don't like places like this...	(0:15:13.30)
EXTRA : Kill all the shitheads in the West!	(0:15:15.03)
Loid Forger : Sorry. Maybe this was a little scary for you.	(0:15:15.61)
Yor Forger : Let's go rest somewhere.	(0:15:17.67)
EXTRA : The East did nothing wrong!	(0:15:18.83)
EXTRA : Go back to your Western masters!	(0:15:20.82)
EXTRA : Damn it!	(0:15:21.22)
EXTRA : You pig!	(0:15:22.91)
EXTRA : You stupid baldy!	(0:15:23.24)
EXTRA : Your feet smell, too!	(0:15:24.01)
Anya Forger : Papa, I'm hungry.	(0:15:26.82)
Loid Forger : Huh?	(0:15:28.79)
Loid Forger : Are you all right or not?	(0:15:29.63)
Loid Forger : No, Anya. Don't just pick the nuts off the top, and no eating with your hands.	(0:15:36.96)
Loid Forger : And Yor, uh... Hmm...	(0:15:42.55)
Loid Forger : I've been a spy for over a decade.	(0:15:45.85)
Loid Forger : I've completed countless missions, yet once again I find myself losing heart.	(0:15:47.81)
Anya Forger : S'all good, Papa.	(0:15:53.05)
Loid Forger : What is?	(0:15:54.46)
Loid Forger : Yeah, I definitely picked the wrong child.	(0:15:56.68)
Loid Forger : No, this is all because I was expected to rely on others.	(0:15:59.88)
Loid Forger : I shouldn't have put the key to success in the hands of others, let alone civilians.	(0:16:03.90)
Loid Forger : Predicting every possible situation, preparing for it,	(0:16:09.48)
Loid Forger : and acting from a carefully laid-out plan.	(0:16:11.91)
Loid Forger : Those are the ironclad rules of being a spy.	(0:16:13.48)
Loid Forger : Which means that I need to list every possible question the interviewer can ask,	(0:16:15.35)
Loid Forger : then have these two memorize the perfect answers to go with them.	(0:16:19.92)
Loid Forger : If all else fails, make sure I can back them up—	(0:16:22.69)
Yor Forger : Um...	(0:16:24.54)
Yor Forger : Why don't we go get some fresh air?	(0:16:25.82)
Anya Forger : The people look like bits of trash from up here.	(0:16:40.53)
Loid Forger : Where did you get that from?	(0:16:42.54)
Anya Forger : My cartoons.	(0:16:44.04)
Loid Forger : Ah...	(0:16:45.13)
Loid Forger : I had no idea there was a park like this on the outskirts of town.	(0:16:46.59)
Yor Forger : I don't come here that often either,	(0:16:49.60)
Yor Forger : but I wander over here when I'm exhausted from work.	(0:16:52.30)
Yor Forger : Thinking about how the work I do helps everyone in this city out	(0:16:55.85)
Yor Forger : encourages me to work harder.	(0:17:01.57)
Yor Forger : Oh, this place must be awfully boring! I'm terribly sorry!	(0:17:04.80)
Anya Forger : I like this place better than crowded places!	(0:17:08.35)
Yor Forger : Oh, that's wonderful!	(0:17:10.55)
Elderly Woman : Thief! Someone help!	(0:17:23.59)
Loid Forger : That old lady should've been more careful.	(0:17:25.90)
Yor Forger : You won't get away with this!	(0:17:29.22)
Yor Forger : Hold it right there!	(0:17:30.74)
Loid Forger : Oh, damn it.	(0:17:32.31)
Yor Forger : I lost track of him.	(0:17:38.54)
Yor Forger : Are you all right, ma'am? Are you hurt?	(0:17:40.98)
Elderly Woman : I'm fine. Just a few scratches.	(0:17:42.69)
Yor Forger : I promise I'll catch him for you! And I'll take you to the hospital later!	(0:17:45.14)
Elderly Woman : Why, thank you.	(0:17:49.16)
Yor Forger : I left Loid and Anya behind.	(0:17:51.66)
Loid Forger : He blended in with the crowd.	(0:17:59.03)
Loid Forger : I'm very sorry, Yor, but you probably won't be able to find him now.	(0:18:01.23)
EXTRA : Man, I'm starving.	(0:18:07.08)
EXTRA : So expensive...	(0:18:08.74)
EXTRA : Aw, this is so cute.	(0:18:09.21)
EXTRA : Crap, I'm gonna piss my pants.	(0:18:10.21)
EXTRA : My feet hurt.	(0:18:11.08)
EXTRA : That shopworker is so cool.	(0:18:11.13)
EXTRA : I wonder if there's a million dalc lying around somewhere.	(0:18:12.73)
EXTRA : Oh, I forgot to pay my rent.	(0:18:13.58)
EXTRA : Man, he's late.	(0:18:13.71)
EXTRA : Honestly, this child...	(0:18:14.11)
EXTRA : What am I going to do? I failed my test again.	(0:18:15.16)
EXTRA : That bastard. I'm gonna murder him.	(0:18:15.27)
EXTRA : Maybe I'll say hi...	(0:18:16.09)
Loid Forger : Hey, this again?	(0:18:19.59)
Purse Snatcher : Man, that old crone was loaded.	(0:18:23.30)
Anya Forger : Papa!	(0:18:28.91)
Loid Forger : Whoa, what?	(0:18:29.77)
Anya Forger : I wanna eat cake!	(0:18:31.09)
Loid Forger : What?!	(0:18:32.84)
Loid Forger : We just left the restaurant...	(0:18:34.25)
Loid Forger : He's...	(0:18:38.18)
Loid Forger : He changed his clothes, but it's not so easy to change the way you walk.	(0:18:39.79)
Loid Forger : Don't think you'll get away from me.	(0:18:44.60)
Yor Forger : Loid!	(0:18:46.20)
Anya Forger : Mama's here.	(0:18:48.02)
Loid Forger : Yor, look after Anya for me.	(0:18:49.23)
Purse Snatcher : I'll be able to have plenty of fun for a while with this much.	(0:18:51.71)
Purse Snatcher : First, I'm gonna treat myself to the finest meal and—	(0:18:54.64)
Loid Forger : A filthy swine like you deserves nothing more than the foulest meal.	(0:19:00.88)
EXTRA : What's going on?	(0:19:05.00)
EXTRA : A guy just dropped from the sky.	(0:19:06.69)
Loid Forger : A spy must not bring attention to himself.	(0:19:07.99)
EXTRA : Did he fall?	(0:19:11.44)
Loid Forger : Pardon me. This fellow is a purse snatcher, so please call the police and hand him over.	(0:19:14.31)
EXTRA : A purse snatcher?	(0:19:20.12)
Elderly Woman : Thank you for escorting me all the way here.	(0:19:23.49)
Elderly Woman : I had money to get my grandchild a gift in my purse.	(0:19:26.08)
Elderly Woman : Thank you so much. You were a big help.	(0:19:29.44)
Yor Forger : Oh, actually...	(0:19:31.92)
Yor Forger : The one who got it back was my, um, husband.	(0:19:33.24)
Loid Forger : No, if you weren't there, Yor, I wouldn't have even gone after him.	(0:19:37.89)
Elderly Woman : Thank you so much. What a fine gentleman you are.	(0:19:42.61)
Loid Forger : Er, again...	(0:19:45.97)
WISE Office Chief : Hero who casts no shadow,	(0:19:47.71)
WISE Office Chief : the great deeds you and your fellow agents do shall never see the light of day.	(0:19:49.88)
Elderly Woman : Thank you.	(0:19:53.79)
Loid Forger : I guess... receiving thanks every once in a while wouldn't hurt.	(0:19:56.50)
Anya Forger : Papa is a softie.	(0:20:00.06)
Loid Forger : Thank you, Yor.	(0:20:02.79)
Loid Forger : Today was a nice change of pace.	(0:20:06.30)
Loid Forger : Now I'll be able to work hard again.	(0:20:08.72)
Anya Forger : Papa and Mama are flirting.	(0:20:17.43)
Yor Forger : We are not!	(0:20:20.07)
Loid Forger : We are not!	(0:20:20.07)
Anya Forger : Does Anya get a thank you, too?	(0:20:21.37)
Loid Forger : Well... I guess we did find the thief because you were hungry again.	(0:20:23.82)
Loid Forger : Good girl.	(0:20:28.37)
Elderly Woman : My, what a lovely family you are.	(0:20:31.31)
Elderly Woman : Here's some candy for you, dear.	(0:20:36.80)
Anya Forger : Candy!	(0:20:38.90)
Loid Forger : Make sure you say, ＂Thank you.＂	(0:20:40.02)
Anya Forger : The ooting is over!	(0:20:45.88)
Loid Forger : What a long day.	(0:20:47.66)
Anya Forger : Mama!	(0:20:52.54)
Anya Forger : I want some hot cocoa, please!	(0:20:54.46)
Yor Forger : As you wish.	(0:20:57.64)
Loid Forger : Hey, more importantly, we need to retry this mock interview.	(0:21:05.26)
Loid Forger : So, Miss Anya, how do you spend your days off?	(0:21:09.95)
Anya Forger : We go to the opera, the museum, and eat at restaurants.	(0:21:12.36)
Loid Forger : Yes! Exactly!	(0:21:16.23)
Loid Forger : If you're asked this question, make sure you talk about today.	(0:21:18.23)
Loid Forger : Okay, next question.	(0:21:20.47)
Loid Forger : You've seen your friend do something naughty.	(0:21:22.82)
Loid Forger : What will you do?	(0:21:26.36)
Anya Forger : I'd jump on top of them, beat them up, and make them eat the foulest meal!	(0:21:31.68)
Loid Forger : Hmm... Pretend you never saw that, okay?	(0:21:35.30)
Loid Forger : Yup, this is hopeless. I'm done.	(0:21:39.13)
Anya Forger : Papa, you were so cool!	(0:21:42.83)
Yor Forger : Yes, he was.	(0:21:44.86)
Anya Forger : Ka-bam!	(0:21:46.81)
Anya Forger : It's the foulest meal for you!	(0:21:48.84)
Anya Forger : Hot cocoa is the best.	(0:22:04.54)
Elderly Woman : My, what a lovely family you are.	(0:22:07.06)
Loid Forger : I guess if she saw us that way...	(0:22:13.66)
Loid Forger : About one percent of my preparations are complete.	(0:22:16.62)