Lina Inverse : Where monsters rampage, I'm there to take them down! |
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Lina Inverse : Where treasure glitters, I'm there to claim it! |
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Lina Inverse : Where an enemy rises to face me,\nvictory will be mine! |
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Lina Inverse : Lina Inverse here again. |
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Lina Inverse : Punisher of evil bandits and the appropriator of their treasure. |
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Lina Inverse : Some guy named Zelgadis\nshowed up to deaI with me. |
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Lina Inverse : Turns out he wants to resurrect\nthe Dark Lord Shabranigdo. |
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Lina Inverse : After that, the great sage Rezo the Red Priest appeared... |
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Lina Inverse : ... claiming to be Zelgadis's enemy. |
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Lina Inverse : I just seem to keep\nrunning into weirdos... |
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Lina Inverse : ... with Gourry here being\nthe first in the series. |
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Gourry Gabriev : What do you mean, the first?! |
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Lina Inverse : "DASH! Run for it! My Magic Doesn't Work?" |
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Lina Inverse : Gourry! |
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Lina Inverse : You really don't know\nanything about Shabranigdo? |
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Gourry Gabriev : Nope, not a thing. |
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Lina Inverse : The legend of Shabranigdo is so famous... |
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Lina Inverse : I thought everyone knew it,\nnot just wizards and priests. |
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Lina Inverse : Okay, I'll start from the beginning. |
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Lina Inverse : You think you can listen to me\nwhile I tell an old story? |
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Gourry Gabriev : Sure, sure. |
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Lina Inverse : What's the point? |
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Lina Inverse : I doubt he'll even understand it. |
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Gourry Gabriev : Go ahead. |
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Lina Inverse : According to the legend,\nlong long ago... |
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Lina Inverse : ...the world we live on was\nthrust onto a great staff. |
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Lina Inverse : The world exists on top of it,\nsmooth and round, like... |
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Lina Inverse : Take this egg on the end of my fork. |
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Lina Inverse : Try and think of it like that. |
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Lina Inverse : Around the edge of the world... |
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Lina Inverse : ...two groups waged an ancient battle. |
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Lina Inverse : One was the race of Monsters. The other, the race of Gods. |
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Lina Inverse : Leading them were Shabranigdo,\nthe Dark Lord... |
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Lina Inverse : ...and Ceiphied, the Dragon God. |
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Lina Inverse : The war raged for hundreds,\nfor thousands of years. |
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Lina Inverse : Finally, Ceiphied was able to break Shabranigdo into seven parts. |
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Lina Inverse : And then he sealed them\nsomewhere on our world. |
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Gourry Gabriev : So Ceiphied beat him? |
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Lina Inverse : No, only imprisoned him. |
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Gourry Gabriev : You said he was split into seven pieces! |
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Lina Inverse : That doesn't matter to a monster. |
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Lina Inverse : And although Ceiphied imprisoned him... |
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Lina Inverse : ...it took all of his strength to do it. |
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Gourry Gabriev : Uh-huh... |
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Lina Inverse : And then, a thousand years ago... |
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Lina Inverse : One of the seven pieces\nof Shabranigdo was reborn. |
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Lina Inverse : Although one piece\nremaining of Ceiphied... |
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Lina Inverse : ...defeated him with the help\nof the Water Dragon King... |
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Lina Inverse : ...his body was sealed\nin the earth. |
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Gourry Gabriev : A meaningless battle... |
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Lina Inverse : The power of these two\nbeings competes savagely. |
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Lina Inverse : But the balance of peace\nin this world was broken. |
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Lina Inverse : And so monsters began\nappearing in this world. |
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Lina Inverse : You understand? |
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Gourry Gabriev : Not at all! |
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Lina Inverse : Why am I not surprised? |
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Gourry Gabriev : But I do understand that Shabra-\nwhatsis is the head bad guy. |
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Lina Inverse : Well, understanding that is\npretty impressive for you. |
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Lina Inverse : The Dark Lord Shabranigdo... |
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Lina Inverse : I don't know the true\nextent of his power... |
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Lina Inverse : But I'll bet anything he'll\nbe nothing but trouble. |
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Lina Inverse : That's my sausage! |
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Gourry Gabriev : You were just staring into space, |
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Gourry Gabriev : so I thought you didn't want it. |
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Lina Inverse : Well I did! |
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Lina Inverse : Never steal somebody else's food! |
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Gourry Gabriev : Hey, I didn't take that many from you! |
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Gourry Gabriev : Cut it out! |
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Lina Inverse : Just teaching you a lesson. |
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Gourry Gabriev : You've always got an angle. |
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Lina Inverse : Anyway, maybe the explanation\nwas a little to simple... |
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Lina Inverse : ...but you do understand a bit\nabout the Shabranigdo legend? |
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Gourry Gabriev : Right. |
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Gourry Gabriev : So that Zelga-whatsis guy\nwants to bring one of the... |
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Gourry Gabriev : Seven pieces of Shabranigdo\nback to life? |
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Lina Inverse : Yeah, that's pretty much it. |
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Lina Inverse : If we take what the man claiming\nto be Rezo said as the truth. |
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Lina Inverse : Even if we still don't know if\nhe really was the Red Priest... |
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Lina Inverse : ... he's someone to be reckoned with. |
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Gourry Gabriev : Come to think of it, you didn't\nseem to trust that Rezo guy. |
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Lina Inverse : We don't have any proof\nthat he is the real Rezo. |
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Lina Inverse : He could just be\ncalling himself Rezo. |
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Lina Inverse : The guy's practically a legend. |
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Lina Inverse : Somebody maybe\nimpersonating him. |
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Lina Inverse : And nobody's heard\nfrom him in ten years. |
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Gourry Gabriev : He could be one of Zelga-whatsis's men... |
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Gourry Gabriev : ...sent to get in close to us. |
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Lina Inverse : Exactly. Well,\nhe might be a fake... |
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Lina Inverse : ...but he's not your run\nof the mill magic user. |
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Gourry Gabriev : Nothing but questions\nfrom these guys... |
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Gourry Gabriev : Wait! Does this mean\nyou can trust me? |
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Lina Inverse : Maybe I don't trust you. |
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Lina Inverse : - Damn these guys are nasty! - Just kidding. |
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Gourry Gabriev : - Damn these guys are nasty! - Just kidding. |
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Lina Inverse : I happen to be a pretty\ngood judge of character. |
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Gourry Gabriev : Thanks, Lina. |
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Lina Inverse : I'm so used to him\ntreating me like a kid... |
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Lina Inverse : ... I don't mind it anymore. |
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Zolf : "You who sail the seas\nof the Astral Plane." |
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Zolf : "Reveal these shadows to me." |
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Zolf : It still doesn't work. What's wrong?! |
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Zelgadis Greywords : Well? Are you still getting\nno sign of the item? |
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Zolf : Master Zelgadis! |
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Zolf : Yes, milord. The crystal ball hasn't\nlocated it since last night. |
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Zelgadis Greywords : The girl couldn't have lost it\nbetween yesterday and today. |
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Zelgadis Greywords : Is something interfering with us? |
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Zelgadis Greywords : All right. Zolf! There's a slight chance. |
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Zelgadis Greywords : Try to check the crystal ball\nto find it one more time. |
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Zelgadis Greywords : We'll try bargaining\nwith her once more. |
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Lina Inverse : I'm getting kinda bored just\nlooking at trees all the time. |
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Gourry Gabriev : Can't help you there. |
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Gourry Gabriev : The best route to Atlas City\nis through these woods. |
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Lina Inverse : Hey, Gourry. |
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Lina Inverse : Remember how I said thought those guys\nlast night would attack us again? |
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Lina Inverse : Look, I'm not going to have my powers\nfor the next couple of days... |
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Lina Inverse : ...so I'm going to be sticking\nclose to you when we fight. |
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Gourry Gabriev : You can't use your powers? |
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Lina Inverse : Okay, look. |
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Lina Inverse : "Source of all power..." |
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Gourry Gabriev : The sky? |
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Lina Inverse : See? |
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Lina Inverse : You've completely lost your powers? |
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Lina Inverse : I think I won't be able to cast anything... |
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Lina Inverse : ...beyond a light spell for\nthe next two or three days. |
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Gourry Gabriev : That time of the month, huh? |
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Lina Inverse : Hold it, Gourry! |
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Gourry Gabriev : The time of the month girls\ndon't like to talk about. |
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Gourry Gabriev : When priestesses and sorceresses\nstart losing their powers... |
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Lina Inverse : How does a guy with the\nbrains of a jellyfish... |
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Lina Inverse : ...and the brawn of a troll know about "that time of the month?" |
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Gourry Gabriev : What do you mean brains of jellyfish\nand brawn of a troll?! |
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Lina Inverse : Well, that describes us both, doesn't it? |
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Lina Inverse : So how do you know? |
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Gourry Gabriev : Well, it's nothing, really. |
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Gourry Gabriev : When I was a kid, there was a woman\nnearby who'd tell fortunes. |
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Gourry Gabriev : On some days of the month\nshe'd have to close her shop. |
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Gourry Gabriev : When I asked her why she did it... |
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Gourry Gabriev : ...she told me "it's that time of the month." |
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Gourry Gabriev : What, does "that time of the month"\nmean something special? |
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Lina Inverse : Now hold on... |
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Gourry Gabriev : Well, I say we better cut\nthe gags for this episode. |
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Gourry Gabriev : Looks like it's time to get serious. |
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Lina Inverse : It's him. |
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Gourry Gabriev : So, you've decided to quit\nplaying around and show yourself... |
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Gourry Gabriev : Eh, Zegaldis? |
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Lina Inverse : Um, isn't his name Zeldigas? |
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Gourry Gabriev : Is it? |
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Zelgadis Greywords : My name is Zelgadis! |
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Lina Inverse : - What he said. - Oh. |
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Gourry Gabriev : - What he said. - Oh. |
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Zelgadis Greywords : Anyway, I want the item! |
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Zelgadis Greywords : If you have some objections to that... |
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Zelgadis Greywords : ...then I will take it from you by force! |
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Zelgadis Greywords : So, which do you prefer? Choose! |
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Dilgear : I'd think carefully before I'd answer. |
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Lina Inverse : A werewolf! |
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Lina Inverse : Looks like you've got troll\nand wolf blood in you. |
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Lina Inverse : I'm not going to ask about\nthat ridiculous leather armor. |
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Dilgear : So, all we hafta do is get\nthe Orihalcon statue from her? |
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Dilgear : Right, Mr. Zelgadis? |
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Zelgadis Greywords : Dilgear! |
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Dilgear : Oh yeah, you said not\nto tell them anything. |
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Dilgear : Well, it doesn't matter. |
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Dilgear : They're both gonna die here! |
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Lina Inverse : You're really one to talk! |
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Lina Inverse : Look, I don't know exactly\nhow tough you are... |
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Lina Inverse : ...but you don't want\nto get on my bad side! |
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Dilgear : Oh, the little lady's got spunk. |
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Dilgear : Okay, let's see what you're made of! |
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Lina Inverse : All right, but you're not going\nto like it after I win. |
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Lina Inverse : I'll take you both myself! |
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Lina Inverse : Go get 'em, Gourry! |
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Lina Inverse : Now hold on here! |
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Gourry Gabriev : - What? - Have you no shame? |
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Rodimus : Hold it, you two! |
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Rodimus : Nothing to worry about! |
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Rodimus : I'm here, now! |
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Lina Inverse : The guy from last night... |
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Lina Inverse : Hey, three against one isn't fair! |
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Rodimus : I don't know what you\ndid to me last night... |
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Rodimus : ...but today's gonna be different! |
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Lina Inverse : He isn't kidding. |
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Lina Inverse : Oh man, are we gonna\nhave to turn tail and run? |
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Zelgadis Greywords : Are you ready? |
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Zelgadis Greywords : Let's go! |
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Zelgadis Greywords : Flare... |
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Zelgadis Greywords : ...Arrow! |
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Gourry Gabriev : Lina! |
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Zelgadis Greywords : Allow me to test your skill! |
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Lina Inverse : Heavy! |
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Zelgadis Greywords : You flee?! |
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Lina Inverse : He's good! |
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Lina Inverse : I'm gonna need Gourry to\nback me up against him! |
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Lina Inverse : You're supposed to... |
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Lina Inverse : ...take it easy on girls! |
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Zelgadis Greywords : If you'd just handed over\nthe statue quietly... |
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Zelgadis Greywords : ...I wouldn't have\nhad to do that. |
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Zelgadis Greywords : So, in the end... |
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Zelgadis Greywords : ...this is all you are. |
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Zelgadis Greywords : Now hand over the statue. |
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Lina Inverse : "Source of all power..." |
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Lina Inverse : "Light which burns beyond crimson flame..." |
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Lina Inverse : "Let thy power gather in my hand!" |
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Lina Inverse : Lighting! |
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Lina Inverse : I maybe able to pull off the light spell... |
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Lina Inverse : ...but he's not going to fall for that again! |
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Rodimus : You're pretty good, holding us both off! |
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Gourry Gabriev : Thanks a lot! |
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Dilgear : Look, we're just after the girl. |
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Dilgear : Stay out of our way\nand you won't get hurt. |
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Dilgear : Don't be impatient. |
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Dilgear : Right now, our leader Zelgadis is probably... |
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Gourry Gabriev : Lina... |
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Lina Inverse : I don't know if my sword will work\non that stone skin of his! |
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Lina Inverse : I have to find some way to lose him! |
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Lina Inverse : Oh, hell! There's no place\nfor me to hide here! |
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Lina Inverse : Uh-oh... |
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Lina Inverse : Sink or swim time. |
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Lina Inverse : "Source of all power..." |
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Lina Inverse : "Wind which blows to the east..." |
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Lina Inverse : Flare... |
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Lina Inverse : ...Arrow! |
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Zelgadis Greywords : What was all that about? |
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Lina Inverse : I think I'm sunk! Better run. |
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Lina Inverse : I can't move! |
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Lina Inverse : A Shadow Snap! |
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Zelgadis Greywords : I've caught your shadow. |
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Zelgadis Greywords : Can't move, can you? |
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Lina Inverse : I know this one... And it's one weakness. |
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Lina Inverse : It's weakness is light! |
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Lina Inverse : All right! |
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Zelgadis Greywords : Mono Bolt! |
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Zelgadis Greywords : And in the end, I make it mine. |
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Dilgear : Looks like he did it! |
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Lina Inverse : Whoa, hold everything! |
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Lina Inverse : This is no time for me to be\nlaying down on the job! |
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Lina Inverse : Snap out of it, Lina Inverse! |
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Lina Inverse : Because I can't use any magic, I was caught off guard. |
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Lina Inverse : Eh? What? Kiss?! |
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Lina Inverse : I don't want to! |
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Lina Inverse : Next Time: "ESCAPE! Noonsa, The Flaming Fish Man!" |
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Lina Inverse : If you don't watch, I'll go berserk! |
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