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	Lucky Star - Episode 3

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Kagami Hiiragi : Oh, yeah...	(0:01:30.88)
Kagami Hiiragi : We switch to summer uniforms today.	(0:01:32.07)
Kagami Hiiragi : Someone like Konata will probably show up in her winter uniform.	(0:01:34.34)
Kagami Hiiragi : There's always at least one person in every class that forgets.	(0:01:37.72)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : Onee-chan, good morning.	(0:01:41.22)
Kagami Hiiragi : There's one so close to me.	(0:01:48.77)
Kagami Hiiragi : Oh no!	(0:01:53.59)
Kagami Hiiragi : I forgot to apply for the TV giveaway.	(0:01:55.11)
Kagami Hiiragi : Bah.	(0:01:58.61)
Kagami Hiiragi : I kinda wanted the prize.	(0:01:59.32)
Kagami Hiiragi : An apron from Apron of Love.	(0:02:00.86)
Konata Izumi : You just didn't have enough love.	(0:02:02.10)
Konata Izumi : You didn't have enough love, so you forgot.	(0:02:04.91)
Kagami Hiiragi : Not really.	(0:02:07.75)
Kagami Hiiragi : More like I've been busy with student council stuff and tests.	(0:02:08.54)
Konata Izumi : Nope, nope.	(0:02:12.50)
Konata Izumi : Those are just excuses.	(0:02:13.21)
Konata Izumi : I've never forgotten.	(0:02:15.26)
Kagami Hiiragi : Don't put me on the same level as someone who only thinks about having fun!	(0:02:17.17)
Kagami Hiiragi : Or rather, the way you phrased it really pisses me off!	(0:02:20.18)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : How do you win those giveaways?	(0:02:22.89)
Konata Izumi : To put it simply...	(0:02:25.56)
Konata Izumi : Love!	(0:02:26.58)
Kagami Hiiragi : Yeah, yeah.	(0:02:28.25)
Kagami Hiiragi : I'm just a woman with no love.	(0:02:29.23)
Konata Izumi : Well...	(0:02:31.56)
Konata Izumi : If you send in a normal postcard...	(0:02:32.15)
Konata Izumi : ...you'll lose even if you had a chance of winning.	(0:02:33.36)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : Kona-chan, what do you put on yours?	(0:02:35.90)
Konata Izumi : Stuff that'll help me win.	(0:02:37.78)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : How?	(0:02:39.55)
Konata Izumi : Neat handwriting is the most basic of fundamentals.	(0:02:40.86)
Konata Izumi : You have to design a postcard that just begs to be drawn.	(0:02:43.41)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : Like what?	(0:02:47.74)
Konata Izumi : Like...	(0:02:48.59)
Konata Izumi : Use a highlighter to draw a border around the postcard.	(0:02:50.26)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : That'll stand out.	(0:02:54.42)
Konata Izumi : Furthermore, you add an illustration with a motif of the present you want.	(0:02:56.34)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : An illustration, huh?	(0:03:00.40)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : I don't think i can draw very well though.	(0:03:03.14)
Konata Izumi : In that case...	(0:03:04.89)
Konata Izumi : ...just send in as many entries as you can.	(0:03:06.76)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : I can probably handle that.	(0:03:10.83)
Konata Izumi : But...	(0:03:12.06)
Konata Izumi : No matter how many you send...	(0:03:13.02)
Konata Izumi : ...write each one out by hand without using a printer.	(0:03:15.31)
Konata Izumi : And send out a hundred each time.	(0:03:20.07)
Kagami Hiiragi : A hundred?!	(0:03:21.82)
Konata Izumi : A hundred is like normal.	(0:03:22.86)
Kagami Hiiragi : Wouldn't that cost a lot?	(0:03:24.91)
Konata Izumi : You're fighting for something you want.	(0:03:26.66)
Konata Izumi : That calls for both passion and investment!	(0:03:29.08)
Kagami Hiiragi : But wouldn't sometimes it be cheaper to just buy it?	(0:03:31.69)
Konata Izumi : There are things in this world that money can't buy.	(0:03:34.42)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : Can you fit a hundred postcards in a mailbox?	(0:03:38.38)
Konata Izumi : You don't send them all at once...	(0:03:40.51)
Konata Izumi : ...but a few here and a few there.	(0:03:42.99)
Konata Izumi : And over the course of a few days.	(0:03:45.80)
Konata Izumi : When you have a lot of cards at once...	(0:03:48.54)
Konata Izumi : ...the chooser might shove all of them aside.	(0:03:51.39)
Konata Izumi : Well, sometimes you're better off without the tricky stuff.	(0:03:53.94)
Konata Izumi : And sometimes it's the exact opposite.	(0:03:57.27)
Kagami Hiiragi : So what do we do?	(0:03:58.96)
Konata Izumi : Like I said...	(0:04:00.48)
Konata Izumi : Love!	(0:04:01.36)
Kagami Hiiragi : Yeah, yeah.	(0:04:01.90)
Konata Izumi : Anyway, if you want to win something...	(0:04:02.94)
Konata Izumi : ...glance through free newspapers and flyers...	(0:04:04.91)
Konata Izumi : ...and look for drawings that probably aren't going to attract many people.	(0:04:08.07)
Konata Izumi : You'll have a high chance of winning.	(0:04:12.12)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : I'll give it a try!	(0:04:14.92)
Kagami Hiiragi : Where's the love in that?	(0:04:15.87)
Konata Izumi : Kagami and Tsukasa...	(0:04:21.00)
Konata Izumi : ...even though you are twins, you don't look alike.	(0:04:22.53)
Kagami Hiiragi : That's because we're fraternal twins.	(0:04:25.97)
Kagami Hiiragi : So it's more like comparing ordinary sisters.	(0:04:28.62)
Kagami Hiiragi : Identical twins look exactly the same...	(0:04:31.72)
Kagami Hiiragi : ...but fraternal twins can be...	(0:04:34.02)
Kagami Hiiragi : ...pretty different in appearance and personality.	(0:04:35.27)
Konata Izumi : I see.	(0:04:37.46)
Konata Izumi : It's true that Tsukasa is so laid back...	(0:04:38.81)
Konata Izumi : ...but Kagami is vicious.	(0:04:40.94)
Kagami Hiiragi : What was that?!	(0:04:41.94)
Konata Izumi : If you had the same hairstyles with the same ribbons...	(0:04:43.61)
Konata Izumi : ...you might end up looking the same.	(0:04:45.84)
Kagami Hiiragi : Kona-chan!	(0:04:48.03)
Konata Izumi : No good.	(0:04:49.95)
Konata Izumi : Kagami could never be the kawaii type.	(0:04:50.45)
Kagami Hiiragi : Shut up!	(0:04:51.87)
Kagami Hiiragi : Don't insult me with your weird fantasies!	(0:04:52.74)
Konata Izumi : Do you have something like telepathy?	(0:04:55.62)
Konata Izumi : You know.	(0:04:58.08)
Konata Izumi : With twins...	(0:04:58.60)
Konata Izumi : Even when they're raised separately...	(0:04:59.75)
Konata Izumi : ...they end up having similar lifestyles and lovers.	(0:05:01.63)
Konata Izumi : And sometimes they end up marrying another pair of twins.	(0:05:06.53)
Konata Izumi : And when one of them is in danger...	(0:05:08.89)
Konata Izumi : ...the other one can sense it from a completely different place.	(0:05:11.01)
Konata Izumi : There are all kinds of mysterious phenomena.	(0:05:15.06)
Konata Izumi : So can't you use telepathy?	(0:05:17.39)
Konata Izumi : Give it a try.	(0:05:19.48)
Konata Izumi : Like, beep-beep.	(0:05:20.77)
Kagami Hiiragi : That's just you reading too much manga.	(0:05:21.31)
Konata Izumi : Same with ManaKana...	(0:05:23.30)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : ManaKana?	(0:05:24.80)
Konata Izumi : I heard that they have a few differences.	(0:05:26.09)
Konata Izumi : By the way, Mana is the careful one...	(0:05:29.45)
Konata Izumi : ...and Kana is the optimistic one.	(0:05:31.95)
Konata Izumi : And apparently they sound a little different when they sing.	(0:05:33.66)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : That reminds me...	(0:05:37.21)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : ManaKana thought they were fraternal twins for a long time...	(0:05:38.21)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : ...but they recently learned that they were actually identical twins.	(0:05:42.42)
Kagami Hiiragi : Seriously?!	(0:05:46.17)
Konata Izumi : Is it really that surprising?	(0:05:47.34)
Kagami Hiiragi : The definitions for identical and fraternal twins...	(0:05:49.13)
Kagami Hiiragi : ...had been changed recently.	(0:05:51.34)
Konata Izumi : Which means that you two could be identical twins.	(0:05:53.12)
Konata Izumi : Your identical traits would be...	(0:05:57.18)
Konata Izumi : You both like sweets, right?	(0:06:00.52)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : Love them.	(0:06:03.19)
Kagami Hiiragi : I guess.	(0:06:04.07)
Konata Izumi : You're both left-handed.	(0:06:04.98)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : That's right.	(0:06:07.32)
Konata Izumi : What's your favorite color?	(0:06:08.40)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : White, I guess.	(0:06:09.70)
Kagami Hiiragi : Black.	(0:06:10.61)
Konata Izumi : The same colors as your souls.	(0:06:11.32)
Kagami Hiiragi : What was that?!	(0:06:13.16)
Konata Izumi : All this talk about eggs and sausage has made me hungry.	(0:06:18.21)
Kagami Hiiragi : Nobody was talking about food.	(0:06:22.08)
Konata Izumi : It's suffocating in here.	(0:06:30.34)
Kagami Hiiragi : We end up sweating as soon as it gets a little crowded.	(0:06:32.55)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : It's that time of year.	(0:06:34.97)
Konata Izumi : Hot...	(0:06:37.20)
Kagami Hiiragi : They haven't turned on the air conditioning yet.	(0:06:38.93)
Kagami Hiiragi : H-Hey!	(0:06:46.02)
Konata Izumi : Hot...	(0:06:47.01)
Konata Izumi : Ladybug Samba, punk version.	(0:06:49.99)
Konata Izumi : One of my relatives is getting married this month.	(0:06:55.95)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : Ah, a June bride!	(0:07:01.04)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : Sounds wonderful.	(0:07:02.83)
Konata Izumi : How does this...	(0:07:03.88)
Konata Izumi : ...wet and gloomy season supposedly signify happiness?	(0:07:05.50)
Miyuki Takara : Why does getting married in June make you happy?	(0:07:12.88)
Miyuki Takara : The name June...	(0:07:17.31)
Miyuki Takara : ...is generally said to be...	(0:07:19.64)
Miyuki Takara : ...derived from the name of the Roman goddess, Juno.	(0:07:21.35)
Miyuki Takara : In Greek mythology...	(0:07:23.98)
Miyuki Takara : ...Juno is known as Hera...	(0:07:24.86)
Miyuki Takara : ...the goddess of marriage and fertility.	(0:07:27.30)
Miyuki Takara : Which is why those who get married in Hera's month, the month of June...	(0:07:29.94)
Miyuki Takara : ...are said to receive her protection and blessing.	(0:07:33.78)
Konata Izumi : But wasn't Hera Zeus's wife?	(0:07:37.41)
Miyuki Takara : Yes, that's right.	(0:07:40.02)
Konata Izumi : I have this image of Hera being extremely jealous...	(0:07:41.79)
Konata Izumi : ...so I'm not feeling this happy thing.	(0:07:44.88)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : What?	(0:07:48.13)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : For your wedding, would you rather wear a dress or a kimono?	(0:07:49.00)
Miyuki Takara : I would like to wear a dress.	(0:07:52.42)
Miyuki Takara : It's been my dream since I was little.	(0:07:54.55)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : I'd also go with a dress.	(0:07:58.22)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : But a kimono would also be nice...	(0:08:00.35)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : I think I'd like to wear both!	(0:08:04.23)
Miyuki Takara : They have miniskirts and really colorful dresses these days.	(0:08:06.52)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : A miniskirt wedding dress?	(0:08:10.94)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : It'd look really cute with lots of frills on them.	(0:08:12.69)
Konata Izumi : Lots of dreams!	(0:08:16.36)
Konata Izumi : Lots of frills!	(0:08:17.57)
Konata Izumi : Right?	(0:08:18.81)
Konata Izumi : Tsukasa is like Angel Salvia.	(0:08:20.08)
Konata Izumi : Wait.	(0:08:22.08)
Konata Izumi : Your hair makes you look more like Daisy.	(0:08:22.66)
Konata Izumi : So a yellow top and miniskirt it is.	(0:08:25.54)
Miyuki Takara : Tsukasa-san.	(0:08:30.17)
Miyuki Takara : You'd probably look good in a miniskirt.	(0:08:31.05)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : Really?	(0:08:32.67)
Konata Izumi : Your dress is important...	(0:08:33.67)
Konata Izumi : ...but the person you're getting married to is also important.	(0:08:34.84)
Konata Izumi : A childhood friend?	(0:08:37.64)
Konata Izumi : Or a rich lady?	(0:08:39.26)
Konata Izumi : It's hard to decide on which one.	(0:08:40.93)
Konata Izumi : One has lots of money...	(0:08:43.00)
Konata Izumi : ...and the ability to cast Behomi and l**zun.	(0:08:45.02)
Konata Izumi : But, feelings wise...	(0:08:48.86)
Kagami Hiiragi : Bianca, no doubt about it!	(0:08:50.09)
Konata Izumi : Oh, Kagami.	(0:08:51.76)
Konata Izumi : You're much more pure than I thought.	(0:08:53.11)
Konata Izumi : I thought you'd go for the money.	(0:08:54.61)
Kagami Hiiragi : No comeback, huh?	(0:08:57.11)
Kagami Hiiragi : Yo, Konata.	(0:09:01.20)
Kagami Hiiragi : I've got a question about a game I borrowed the other day.	(0:09:03.62)
Konata Izumi : Oh.	(0:09:06.67)
Konata Izumi : Hold it right there, Kagaminya.	(0:09:07.29)
Konata Izumi : Isn't it more fun when you figure it out yourself?	(0:09:09.02)
Kagami Hiiragi : You have a point.	(0:09:13.42)
Konata Izumi : Yep, yep.	(0:09:14.59)
Kagami Hiiragi : Since you understand that you should do things yourself...	(0:09:15.32)
Kagami Hiiragi : ...you'll do your own homework from now on, right?	(0:09:18.70)
Konata Izumi : Don't the detectives in manga and TV shows...	(0:09:23.10)
Konata Izumi : ...run into an awful lot of murders?	(0:09:25.48)
Konata Izumi : Like in Conan or Kindaichi.	(0:09:28.65)
Kagami Hiiragi : There wouldn't be a story otherwise.	(0:09:30.56)
Konata Izumi : Really?	(0:09:33.53)
Konata Izumi : Couldn't they just solve normal cases?	(0:09:34.32)
Kagami Hiiragi : Normal?	(0:09:36.44)
Konata Izumi : Like travel around Japan in search of a missing person .	(0:09:37.30)
Konata Izumi : Tailing people has a highly game like aspect.	(0:09:41.58)
Konata Izumi : With plenty of thrill and suspense.	(0:09:44.41)
Kagami Hiiragi : I guess.	(0:09:46.58)
Konata Izumi : You could also conduct investigations into unfaithful wives.	(0:09:47.73)
Kagami Hiiragi : Or look for pets that ran away?	(0:09:51.17)
Konata Izumi : Yep, yep!	(0:09:53.00)
Kagami Hiiragi : But would that be fun to watch?	(0:09:54.32)
Konata Izumi : Probably no fun at all.	(0:09:57.63)
Kagami Hiiragi : Right?	(0:09:59.68)
Konata Izumi : Also...	(0:10:00.32)
Konata Izumi : Cases in real life...	(0:10:01.51)
Konata Izumi : ...don't really use any brilliant tricks...	(0:10:02.97)
Konata Izumi : ...like the ones you find in manga and TV shows.	(0:10:05.89)
Kagami Hiiragi : I guess not.	(0:10:08.77)
Konata Izumi : Like faking a fingerprint, or fabricating something...	(0:10:10.15)
Konata Izumi : ...or eliminating Luminol reaction.	(0:10:12.80)
Konata Izumi : Stuff that's a step ahead of forensic labs.	(0:10:14.57)
Kagami Hiiragi : Well...	(0:10:17.07)
Kagami Hiiragi : Anything too good might lead to copycats.	(0:10:17.97)
Kagami Hiiragi : Or be too sensitive for broadcast.	(0:10:20.36)
Konata Izumi : Ah, or that...	(0:10:22.37)
Konata Izumi : The really hard cases end without anyone realizing they happened or go...	(0:10:23.68)
Konata Izumi : ...unsolved.	(0:10:28.00)
Kagami Hiiragi : That's a risky line in all sorts ways!	(0:10:28.66)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : Don't you hate how it's been constantly raining the past few days?	(0:10:32.25)
Konata Izumi : You're right...	(0:10:34.96)
Konata Izumi : And I used to like rain...	(0:10:38.55)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : You get soaked...	(0:10:42.55)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : ...and you can't hang clothes out to dry...	(0:10:44.05)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : ...so I've never really liked it.	(0:10:45.89)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : Why did you like rain, Kona-chan?	(0:10:48.18)
Konata Izumi : Because baseball games would be cancelled and I'd get to watch anime.	(0:10:50.35)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : I see.	(0:10:55.15)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : Sounds just like something you would say.	(0:10:56.36)
Konata Izumi : They have a lot more dome stadiums now.	(0:10:58.21)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : Is something wrong?	(0:11:05.80)
Konata Izumi : You often see idiots and geniuses going to the same school in anime...	(0:11:07.22)
EXTRA : That's enough outta you!	(0:11:13.52)
EXTRA : Shut up!	(0:11:14.77)
EXTRA : Gourds at the top of the vine should stay out!	(0:11:15.85)
Konata Izumi : When you think about it, isn't that actually kinda strange?	(0:11:18.06)
Kagami Hiiragi : If you put it that way...	(0:11:20.53)
Kagami Hiiragi : ...in some recent anime...	(0:11:21.82)
Kagami Hiiragi : ...the teacher looks the same age as the students.	(0:11:23.07)
Kagami Hiiragi : Or even younger.	(0:11:27.12)
EXTRA : Sensei.	(0:11:28.83)
EXTRA : Yes, Ta*****na-san?	(0:11:29.87)
Konata Izumi : The world's always been interested in watching...	(0:11:31.49)
Konata Izumi : ...the gap between physical age and mental age.	(0:11:35.17)
Kagami Hiiragi : Don't get it.	(0:11:38.59)
Konata Izumi : You shouldn't question it.	(0:11:39.54)
Konata Izumi : In fact, wouldn't a student who's really different from everyone else...	(0:11:42.21)
Konata Izumi : ...be the real mystery?	(0:11:45.18)
Kagami Hiiragi : Yeah.	(0:11:48.93)
Kagami Hiiragi : I really have to agree on that part.	(0:11:49.76)
Kagami Hiiragi : I shouldn't be saying this...	(0:11:52.47)
Kagami Hiiragi : ...but I don't know how Konata got into this school.	(0:11:54.14)
Kagami Hiiragi : You're good at cramming the night before...	(0:11:56.98)
Kagami Hiiragi : ...so maybe you did the same for your entrance exam?	(0:11:58.69)
Kagami Hiiragi : What?	(0:12:05.86)
Kagami Hiiragi : Is that really the case?	(0:12:06.22)
Konata Izumi : Nah.	(0:12:07.84)
Konata Izumi : Well, I couldn't have pulled it off in one night.	(0:12:08.32)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : That gave me a scare.	(0:12:11.12)
Kagami Hiiragi : But I'm impressed that you actually kept studying.	(0:12:12.49)
Kagami Hiiragi : Did a quiz game come out for DS or something?	(0:12:15.18)
Konata Izumi : My otou-san set some conditions.	(0:12:18.12)
Konata Izumi : A D-rank would mean a Pippin.	(0:12:20.84)
Konata Izumi : A C-rank would mean a 3DO.	(0:12:22.17)
Konata Izumi : A B-rank would mean a PS2.	(0:12:23.78)
Kagami Hiiragi : Izumi's dad...	(0:12:25.84)
Kagami Hiiragi : You really know how to deal with your daughter, huh?	(0:12:26.84)
Konata Izumi : I've been wondering...	(0:12:29.59)
Konata Izumi : Isn't the real mystery how Tsukasa's in the same school as us?	(0:12:36.18)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : You said it without even blinking!	(0:12:39.31)
Konata Izumi : Woo-hoo!	(0:12:43.70)
EXTRA : Come back in ten years!	(0:12:44.25)
Konata Izumi : I won again!	(0:12:44.92)
Kagami Hiiragi : Damn it!	(0:12:45.08)
Kagami Hiiragi : I can't beat her at fighting games.	(0:12:45.97)
Kagami Hiiragi : She's spent way more time on them than I have.	(0:12:47.70)
Konata Izumi : Challenge to me a different game if you want.	(0:12:49.16)
Kagami Hiiragi : Sure about that?	(0:12:53.24)
Kagami Hiiragi : Then next is...	(0:12:54.54)
Kagami Hiiragi : A quiz game!	(0:12:56.41)
Kagami Hiiragi : N-No way...	(0:12:58.54)
Kagami Hiiragi : I lost to Konata in a game of knowledge?	(0:12:59.62)
Kagami Hiiragi : Unbelievable...	(0:13:02.42)
Kagami Hiiragi : Don't tell me...	(0:13:04.25)
Kagami Hiiragi : ...she memorized the question order?	(0:13:05.18)
Konata Izumi : Humiliated.	(0:13:06.64)
Kagami Hiiragi : Her memory's incredible when it comes to gaming.	(0:13:07.72)
Konata Izumi : What should we play next?	(0:13:11.14)
Kagami Hiiragi : Don't be in such a hurry.	(0:13:12.37)
Konata Izumi : Huh? That's weird.	(0:13:14.43)
Konata Izumi : Didn't you have a really easy party game?	(0:13:16.27)
Kagami Hiiragi : How do you know all the games I have?	(0:13:19.52)
Konata Izumi : You could probably beat me at that one.	(0:13:22.77)
Kagami Hiiragi : It just stunk!	(0:13:26.57)
Konata Izumi : Kagami, you've barely eaten any snacks.	(0:13:28.70)
Konata Izumi : Usually, you wolf them down.	(0:13:31.70)
Kagami Hiiragi : There's no real reason for it.	(0:13:33.70)
Konata Izumi : I know.	(0:13:35.74)
Konata Izumi : Dieting for summer?	(0:13:36.58)
Kagami Hiiragi : It's not like that.	(0:13:38.75)
Konata Izumi : Not like you have anyone to show your swimsuit off to.	(0:13:40.87)
Kagami Hiiragi : Shut it!	(0:13:43.00)
Kagami Hiiragi : It's none of your business!	(0:13:43.75)
Konata Izumi : Oh, yeah.	(0:13:45.05)
Konata Izumi : Weren't you guys born on Tanabata?	(0:13:45.71)
Konata Izumi : Isn't your birthday soon?	(0:13:47.84)
Kagami Hiiragi : Yeah, so?	(0:13:49.72)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : Kona-chan, you remembered.	(0:13:50.76)
Kagami Hiiragi : Seventeen, huh?	(0:13:53.80)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : Seventeen's right before the unlucky one.	(0:13:55.31)
Konata Izumi : What does that mean?	(0:13:57.47)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : In the year before a real unlucky year...	(0:13:59.23)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : ...unlucky things begin to happen.	(0:14:00.77)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : As my birthday approaches...	(0:14:04.65)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : ...I'm getting worried...	(0:14:06.82)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : ...so I bought a bunch of wards...	(0:14:08.90)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : ...and power stones.	(0:14:11.03)
Konata Izumi : That kinda sounds like fun.	(0:14:13.41)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : Sure is!	(0:14:15.20)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : I couldn't stop buying them.	(0:14:16.41)
Kagami Hiiragi : And like...	(0:14:18.16)
Kagami Hiiragi : We have wards against rage at our place.	(0:14:19.00)
Kagami Hiiragi : Er, no.	(0:14:20.66)
Kagami Hiiragi : All-purpose ward.	(0:14:21.41)
Konata Izumi : Wards against rage, hah.	(0:14:22.63)
Konata Izumi : Like...	(0:14:25.04)
Konata Izumi : We ensure safe pregnancy and protect you from traffic accidents at the same time!	(0:14:25.79)
Kagami Hiiragi : Yeah, yeah.	(0:14:29.67)
Konata Izumi : Oh, yeah.	(0:14:30.97)
Konata Izumi : Did you know that your birthday is Ponytail Day?	(0:14:32.13)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : I had no idea.	(0:14:36.22)
Kagami Hiiragi : But why is it July 7th?	(0:14:37.43)
Konata Izumi : It's said that Orihime from the Tanabata legend had a ponytail.	(0:14:39.85)
Kagami Hiiragi : Sounds like a stretch.	(0:14:43.69)
Konata Izumi : There's really a Japan Ponytail Society...	(0:14:45.69)
Konata Izumi : ...and they give an award every year to a celebrity who they think would look good with a ponytail.	(0:14:49.15)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : Really...	(0:14:55.41)
Kagami Hiiragi : But I have a feeling that anyone would look good with a ponytail.	(0:14:56.70)
Konata Izumi : I wonder about that.	(0:15:00.37)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : My hair's the shortest...	(0:15:07.84)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : ...so it's barely a ponytail.	(0:15:09.86)
Konata Izumi : But a small ponytail's pretty cute.	(0:15:10.92)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : Kona-chan, yours looks good too.	(0:15:14.11)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : You could go with that on an everyday basis.	(0:15:15.97)
Konata Izumi : Think so?	(0:15:18.68)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : Sure.	(0:15:20.77)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : Onee-chan also...	(0:15:27.36)
Konata Izumi : Kagami's is...	(0:15:28.73)
Kagami Hiiragi : Fine!	(0:15:29.77)
Kagami Hiiragi : I get the idea!	(0:15:30.94)
Kagami Hiiragi : I should just take it off.	(0:15:31.69)
Konata Izumi : All manly like a samurai.	(0:15:33.57)
Kagami Hiiragi : Sorry about that!	(0:15:34.99)
Konata Izumi : Don't drunks often wear ties around their heads?	(0:15:37.82)
Konata Izumi : Is that supposed to mean something?	(0:15:41.58)
Kagami Hiiragi : Oh, that?	(0:15:43.50)
Kagami Hiiragi : Isn't that just when the guy loosens the tie...	(0:15:44.75)
Kagami Hiiragi : ...and tries to pull it off over his head...	(0:15:46.33)
Kagami Hiiragi : ...but it gets stuck?	(0:15:48.34)
Kagami Hiiragi : In that case...	(0:15:51.96)
Kagami Hiiragi : ...it's a lot weirder that they're always carrying a takeout box.	(0:15:53.22)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : Takeout box?	(0:15:56.76)
Konata Izumi : The thing Kato-chan from the Drifters carries.	(0:15:58.05)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : I'm not getting it...	(0:16:01.10)
Konata Izumi : Drunks these days...	(0:16:02.66)
Konata Izumi : ...pretty much always have a tie around their head and a takeout box in their hand.	(0:16:04.64)
Kagami Hiiragi : Right?	(0:16:09.48)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : I hope Orihime and Hikoboshi can see each other this year.	(0:16:10.57)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : Twinkle. Twinkle. Twinkle.	(0:16:14.65)
Konata Izumi : Hope those rage wards of yours can deliver a miracle.	(0:16:16.45)
Kagami Hiiragi : Mind your own business.	(0:16:19.24)
Konata Izumi : They're giving away all varieties of QUO cards at Comp Festival.	(0:16:21.66)
Kagami Hiiragi : Oh, yeah...	(0:16:25.12)
Kagami Hiiragi : You're always collecting QUO cards...	(0:16:25.96)
Kagami Hiiragi : ...but do you ever use them?	(0:16:28.08)
Konata Izumi : I don't.	(0:16:30.19)
Kagami Hiiragi : Then why spend the effort?	(0:16:31.80)
Konata Izumi : Isn't it natural to want any item...	(0:16:33.59)
Konata Izumi : ...related to a series you like?	(0:16:35.76)
Konata Izumi : As a fan. As a collector.	(0:16:37.76)
Kagami Hiiragi : Not really...	(0:16:39.68)
Kagami Hiiragi : ...if you're never gonna use them...	(0:16:40.72)
Konata Izumi : You can't use them!	(0:16:42.01)
Konata Izumi : You have to take good care of them!	(0:16:43.68)
Konata Izumi : It really pisses me off when I see someone use one.	(0:16:45.39)
Konata Izumi : You're not supposed to use these things!	(0:16:49.52)
Konata Izumi : Much less auction them off or sell them.	(0:16:51.96)
Konata Izumi : If you do, of course you fail as a fan...	(0:16:55.76)
Konata Izumi : ...but you also fail as a collector!	(0:16:57.40)
Kagami Hiiragi : You say it so passionately, but...	(0:17:00.24)
Konata Izumi : In my case, I need at least three.	(0:17:02.28)
Konata Izumi : One for preservation.	(0:17:05.75)
Konata Izumi : I keep it in a special case.	(0:17:07.75)
Konata Izumi : Then one to take out occasionally to look at.	(0:17:10.13)
Kagami Hiiragi : What's the last one for?	(0:17:13.30)
Konata Izumi : An extra.	(0:17:14.21)
Kagami Hiiragi : What's that?	(0:17:14.96)
Konata Izumi : Don't you always want two or three of something you like?	(0:17:15.88)
Konata Izumi : Yeah, yeah.	(0:17:23.89)
Konata Izumi : You don't.	(0:17:24.56)
Konata Izumi : I'm just a otaku.	(0:17:25.39)
Konata Izumi : I'm strange.	(0:17:26.98)
Kagami Hiiragi : No.	(0:17:27.77)
Kagami Hiiragi : I kind of understand what you're saying.	(0:17:28.48)
Konata Izumi : You'd expect Tsukasa to be popular with guys...	(0:17:32.52)
Konata Izumi : ...but I've never heard anything like that.	(0:17:34.82)
Kagami Hiiragi : Tsukasa's a little plain and doesn't really stand out.	(0:17:37.69)
Konata Izumi : Isn't it because she's got a scary looking onee-chan always guarding her?	(0:17:41.45)
Kagami Hiiragi : Did you say something?	(0:17:43.99)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : I'm not sure if I'm really plain...	(0:17:45.70)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : ...or if it's more that Kona-chan and Yuki-chan are really unique.	(0:17:47.66)
Konata Izumi : Miyuki-san knows all kinds of things.	(0:17:50.50)
Konata Izumi : And she's pretty.	(0:17:53.59)
Konata Izumi : Has a good figure.	(0:17:54.36)
Konata Izumi : Wears glasses.	(0:17:55.50)
Konata Izumi : Hates the dentist.	(0:17:56.71)
Konata Izumi : Clumsy.	(0:17:57.76)
Konata Izumi : Naturally clueless.	(0:17:58.26)
Kagami Hiiragi : Hey now.	(0:17:58.64)
Kagami Hiiragi : Isn't this getting a little weird?	(0:17:59.40)
Kagami Hiiragi : But it's true that I haven't heard anything about Miyuki.	(0:18:01.55)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : Maybe it's because she's so pretty...	(0:18:04.60)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : ...that everyone's afraid to approach her?	(0:18:06.06)
Kagami Hiiragi : I doubt that.	(0:18:07.52)
Kagami Hiiragi : She's kind...	(0:18:09.02)
Kagami Hiiragi : ...and really good at helping others.	(0:18:09.85)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : That's true.	(0:18:11.02)
Kagami Hiiragi : Maybe a lot of guys ask her out.	(0:18:12.48)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : But she turns them down?	(0:18:14.77)
Kagami Hiiragi : Turns them down, huh...	(0:18:16.53)
Konata Izumi : Nah.	(0:18:17.86)
Konata Izumi : Maybe she doesn't realize that they're asking her out.	(0:18:18.44)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : That's possible.	(0:18:21.03)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : Yuki-chan can be a little clueless...	(0:18:22.66)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : ...so an indirect approach might not work.	(0:18:24.66)
Kagami Hiiragi : Really, the boys in your class are hopeless.	(0:18:27.01)
Kagami Hiiragi : Doesn't a single one of them have the guts...	(0:18:30.75)
Kagami Hiiragi : ...to confess his passionate feelings to Miyuki?	(0:18:32.96)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : Guess not...	(0:18:35.79)
Konata Izumi : We don't have enough maniacs in our class.	(0:18:37.09)
Konata Izumi : Miyuki-san's type is usually a bigger hit with maniacs.	(0:18:40.63)
Kagami Hiiragi : Maniacs, huh?	(0:18:45.51)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : Right?	(0:18:47.97)
Miyuki Takara : Oh.	(0:18:48.89)
Miyuki Takara : It's already this late.	(0:18:49.52)
Miyuki Takara : I'll need to excuse myself.	(0:18:51.73)
Kagami Hiiragi : Really?	(0:18:53.94)
Miyuki Takara : Please continue to enjoy yourselves.	(0:18:55.15)
Miyuki Takara : Then I'll excuse myself.	(0:18:59.32)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : See you later!	(0:19:01.61)
Konata Izumi : Later!	(0:19:02.82)
Konata Izumi : Anyway...	(0:19:06.03)
Konata Izumi : Going on with the story...	(0:19:07.08)
Konata Izumi : ...that person was actually...	(0:19:08.85)
Miyuki Takara : O-Oh?	(0:19:11.46)
Miyuki Takara : I-I'm terribly sorry!	(0:19:13.16)
Konata Izumi : Yay!	(0:19:14.42)
Miyuki Takara : I-I'm sorry.	(0:19:16.13)
Konata Izumi : Man, oh, man...	(0:19:17.59)
Kagami Hiiragi : Doesn't that always happen?	(0:19:19.05)
Kagami Hiiragi : I did it the other day.	(0:19:20.76)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : So did I.	(0:19:23.01)
Kagami Hiiragi : Everybody does it at least once.	(0:19:24.43)
Kagami Hiiragi : Konata you've done it too right?	(0:19:26.93)
Konata Izumi : Nope.	(0:19:28.14)
Konata Izumi : That was definitely an element of moe!	(0:19:29.56)
Konata Izumi : Miyuki-san.	(0:19:32.98)
Konata Izumi : Good job!	(0:19:34.36)
Akira Kogami : Morning luckies!	(0:19:40.82)
Akira Kogami : Okay!	(0:19:42.32)
Akira Kogami : Today's another whoo-whoo happy episode of Lucky Channel!	(0:19:43.03)
Akira Kogami : I'm your navigator, Kogami Akira.	(0:19:46.70)
Akira Kogami : And...	(0:19:48.78)
Minoru Shiraishi : Uh.	(0:19:49.12)
Minoru Shiraishi : I'm Akira-sama's assistant, Shiraishi Minoru.	(0:19:50.12)
Minoru Shiraishi : It's a pleasure.	(0:19:52.87)
Akira Kogami : Okay, okay.	(0:19:53.83)
Akira Kogami : The two of us have now done this show...	(0:19:54.79)
Akira Kogami : Ta-da!	(0:19:56.88)
Akira Kogami : Three times after today!	(0:19:58.17)
Akira Kogami : How do you feel about it, Shiraishi-san?	(0:19:59.79)
Akira Kogami : Have you gotten used to it?	(0:20:01.38)
Minoru Shiraishi : Well...	(0:20:02.55)
Minoru Shiraishi : Not yet...	(0:20:03.22)
Minoru Shiraishi : So sorry.	(0:20:04.47)
Akira Kogami : It feels like Shiraishi-san hasn't opened up to me yet.	(0:20:06.22)
Akira Kogami : And it looks like we're sitting further apart than usual.	(0:20:11.35)
Akira Kogami : Maybe this is the distance between our hearts...	(0:20:14.06)
Akira Kogami : Sob.	(0:20:16.44)
Minoru Shiraishi : Th-Th-That's not true!	(0:20:17.56)
Minoru Shiraishi : Shuffle.	(0:20:19.52)
Akira Kogami : Okay!	(0:20:20.09)
Akira Kogami : I'd like to start with a twinkle again today!	(0:20:20.90)
Akira Kogami : Um...	(0:20:23.53)
Akira Kogami : We've got something the fans will love today!	(0:20:24.24)
Akira Kogami : Can you believe it?	(0:20:27.20)
Akira Kogami : We'll be doing our first introduction for a member of the regular cast!	(0:20:28.20)
Minoru Shiraishi : Okay, uh...	(0:20:32.58)
Minoru Shiraishi : We'll be introducing Takara Miyuki-san today.	(0:20:33.45)
Akira Kogami : Let's see...	(0:20:36.12)
Akira Kogami : The class representative, well-mannered, kn—	(0:20:37.25)
Minoru Shiraishi : Knowledgeable.	(0:20:41.59)
Akira Kogami : Knowledgeable...	(0:20:42.63)
Akira Kogami : ...in both literary and culinary arts. A perfect person.	(0:20:43.71)
Akira Kogami : Shiraishi-san.	(0:20:46.26)
Akira Kogami : You know Miyuki-san, right?	(0:20:47.13)
Minoru Shiraishi : But of course!	(0:20:49.34)
Minoru Shiraishi : She's so wonderful, yeah?	(0:20:51.10)
Minoru Shiraishi : First, there's her glasses!	(0:20:52.76)
Minoru Shiraishi : And then she's really pretty.	(0:20:54.35)
Minoru Shiraishi : With those looks...	(0:20:56.06)
Minoru Shiraishi : ...you'd expect her to be hard to approach...	(0:20:57.52)
Minoru Shiraishi : ...but she's actually a friendly person...	(0:21:00.31)
Akira Kogami : I wish you'd talk that much on the radio show...	(0:21:03.15)
Akira Kogami : You can't stop talking when it's about Miyuki-san.	(0:21:07.40)
Minoru Shiraishi : No!	(0:21:10.32)
Minoru Shiraishi : That's not it...	(0:21:11.03)
Akira Kogami : Well, yeah.	(0:21:12.30)
Akira Kogami : Takara Miyuki-san, is it?	(0:21:13.37)
Akira Kogami : A pretty face.	(0:21:15.25)
Akira Kogami : With large breasts.	(0:21:16.62)
Akira Kogami : And other various elements of moe.	(0:21:17.79)
Akira Kogami : Isn't she so lucky to be a pretty character?	(0:21:19.69)
Minoru Shiraishi : Akira-sama, that's a little...	(0:21:20.45)
Akira Kogami : The maniacs love her.	(0:21:22.09)
Minoru Shiraishi : Uh, maniacs is a little...	(0:21:23.68)
Akira Kogami : But you know...	(0:21:23.96)
Akira Kogami : If it's maniacs you want, I'm a huge hit with those lolicons...	(0:21:24.67)
Akira Kogami : Too bad!	(0:21:27.76)
Akira Kogami : It's time to say goodbye!	(0:21:29.43)
Akira Kogami : And so...	(0:21:31.30)
Akira Kogami : In this segment we always seek questions and praise for me...	(0:21:32.30)
Akira Kogami : ...as well as your opinions of the show, so send them please☆!	(0:21:36.00)
Minoru Shiraishi : Please look forward to next time.	(0:21:39.64)
Akira Kogami : See ya!	(0:21:41.44)
Akira Kogami : So what's she really like?	(0:21:43.98)
Minoru Shiraishi : Just like how i described her.	(0:21:46.07)
Akira Kogami : No way!	(0:21:47.15)
Akira Kogami : Doesn't she like smoke a pack at a time backstage?	(0:21:48.20)
Minoru Shiraishi : No worry of that. She isn't you.	(0:21:51.36)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : That was fun!	(0:21:57.33)
Miyuki Takara : A unique song.	(0:21:58.73)
Kagami Hiiragi : I'd like to hear a song that normal people can enjoy already.	(0:22:00.46)
Konata Izumi : You know the next one, Kagami.	(0:22:04.17)
Konata Izumi : Guess it from the intro!	(0:22:06.71)
Kagami Hiiragi : It's not another weird song, is it?	(0:22:08.47)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : What was this song again?	(0:22:14.60)
Kagami Hiiragi : Don't know...	(0:22:15.81)
Konata Izumi : Kagami.	(0:22:16.97)
Konata Izumi : The answer is...	(0:22:17.64)
Kagami Hiiragi : It's from Full Metal!	(0:22:19.56)
Konata Izumi : And it's Kagami's favorite...	(0:22:22.15)
Konata Izumi : Fumoffu!	(0:22:24.27)
Miyuki Takara : Really...	(0:22:25.36)
Kagami Hiiragi : I-I just read the novels a bit...	(0:22:26.48)
Kagami Hiiragi : ...and was only slightly hooked!	(0:22:28.36)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : You're really good, Kona-chan!	(0:22:33.53)
Miyuki Takara : You can also sound like an adult.	(0:22:35.08)
Kagami Hiiragi : Isn't she just doing an imitation?	(0:22:37.33)
Kagami Hiiragi : So?	(0:22:43.17)
Kagami Hiiragi : So, Tsukasa and Miyuki, what are you going to sing?	(0:22:43.79)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : I wonder if there's anything I can sing...	(0:22:46.46)
Miyuki Takara : I don't know very many songs...	(0:22:48.30)
Kagami Hiiragi : Anything works.	(0:22:50.42)
Kagami Hiiragi : Konata's like that...	(0:22:51.90)
Kagami Hiiragi : ...so we should sing what we want too.	(0:22:53.09)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : Um...	(0:22:55.87)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : Then I'll have a look.	(0:22:56.58)
Miyuki Takara : I'm not very confident about my singing...	(0:22:58.14)
Kagami Hiiragi : It's fine.	(0:23:00.39)
Kagami Hiiragi : We're the only ones who'll hear you.	(0:23:01.81)
Kagami Hiiragi : Just take it easy.	(0:23:03.44)
Miyuki Takara : Is that so?	(0:23:04.94)
Miyuki Takara : In that case...	(0:23:06.48)
EXTRA : Well, next time on Lucky Star:	(0:23:25.96)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : I'm Tsukasa.	(0:23:28.17)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : Guess what?	(0:23:29.02)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : I laughed so hard the other day that I couldn't breathe.	(0:23:29.63)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : Then at school one morning...	(0:23:33.59)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : I'm already out of time?	(0:23:34.64)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : Next time:	(0:23:36.18)
Tsukasa Hiiragi : Motivation Issues.	(0:23:36.80)
EXTRA : Look forward to next time!	(0:23:37.85)