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▶ Kyoushirou Nekozuku : Go on, Nabeshima. Time for a treat.	(0:00:06.89)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : I might actually gather enough fire to return to the afterlife.	(0:00:12.41)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : I actually have some hope now.	(0:00:16.15)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : What?	(0:00:25.21)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : Actually, uh...	(0:00:26.61)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : I do.	(0:00:29.10)
▶ Kyoushirou Nekozuku : I want you to help my family.	(0:00:33.10)
▶ Kyoushirou Nekozuku : In exchange, my family will do anything it can for you in the future.	(0:00:35.38)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Anyway, people in your family sure do like to get married early.	(0:02:12.44)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Kyo-chan, have you already found a wife?	(0:02:16.10)
▶ Kyoushirou Nekozuku : Where'd that come from?	(0:02:18.75)
▶ Toushirou Nekozuku : One last thing.	(0:02:20.24)
▶ Toushirou Nekozuku : Do you need a receipt?	(0:02:23.23)
▶ Toushirou Nekozuku : Many people even purchase talismans as a business expense.	(0:02:28.26)
▶ Toushirou Nekozuku : I'm self-employed.	(0:02:44.17)
▶ Toushirou Nekozuku : I'm even registered and pay taxes.	(0:02:45.95)
▶ Toushirou Nekozuku : Legal credibility is very beneficial.	(0:02:48.57)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Assuming they don't vanish like ghosts into the pockets of ministers.	(0:02:58.11)
▶ Toushirou Nekozuku : Well, actually...	(0:03:07.71)
▶ Toushirou Nekozuku : Officially, my job description is ＂cleaning, tidying, and estate liquidation.＂	(0:03:09.41)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : The tax office and Legal Affairs Bureau sound a little lax.	(0:03:17.23)
▶ Toushirou Nekozuku : Magi-kun, I'll tell you something they don't teach you in college.	(0:03:19.88)
▶ Toushirou Nekozuku : As long as they get their taxes, the country doesn't complain.	(0:03:23.34)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : For generations, they've made a killing off performing exorcisms for ministers.	(0:03:29.13)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Ministers get possessed by all sorts of things.	(0:03:33.10)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : What? Professor, you have a close relationship with the government?	(0:03:35.23)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : That's why the Nekozuku family's rich.	(0:03:38.32)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : Then you should cover more drinks at our seminar's parties.	(0:03:42.15)
▶ Toushirou Nekozuku : If there's anything else I can tell you,	(0:03:45.20)
▶ Toushirou Nekozuku : it's that I am a self-employed exorcist and college professor who writes on the side.	(0:03:47.97)
▶ Toushirou Nekozuku : My tax returns are a pain in the rear.	(0:03:53.85)
▶ Toushirou Nekozuku : If that sounds awful to you, then become an office worker instead.	(0:03:55.89)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : This is hardly the time for career advice.	(0:03:58.70)
▶ Toushirou Nekozuku : Actually, an exorcism isn't even necessary.	(0:04:07.54)
▶ Toushirou Nekozuku : There's no need to pay anything at all.	(0:04:10.28)
▶ Toushirou Nekozuku : But in this case, I believe a performance is necessary,	(0:04:12.35)
▶ Toushirou Nekozuku : so why don't I write a receipt for an amount	(0:04:15.60)
▶ Toushirou Nekozuku : that will satisfy your headquarters. Say, 10,000 yen?	(0:04:18.02)
▶ Toushirou Nekozuku : Since this man referred me, even if I charge nothing, I'm obligated to fulfill my duty.	(0:04:24.51)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : Sounds like he really trusts you.	(0:04:30.84)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Yeah, I guess.	(0:04:33.62)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : Are you just gonna watch, Mogura?	(0:04:35.29)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : What? I'm just, you know...	(0:04:37.80)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : A pigeon waiting around someone eating bread in case they drop crumbs.	(0:04:40.46)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : Does putting yourself down that hard not make you sad?	(0:04:44.78)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : What? You owe pigeons an apology!	(0:04:48.24)
▶ Toushirou Nekozuku : Manager, sir, please wait here.	(0:04:50.47)
▶ Toushirou Nekozuku : We'll let you know once the exorcism is over.	(0:04:53.71)
▶ Toushirou Nekozuku : What is it, Ikebukuro?	(0:04:59.54)
▶ Toushirou Nekozuku : Actually, it's possible that there may be some difficulties.	(0:05:02.99)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Dang, there sure are a lot in here.	(0:05:12.22)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : But they're all harmless.	(0:05:15.49)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Huh? What are they looking at?	(0:05:18.11)
▶ Kyoushirou Nekozuku : Mogura, there's something there.	(0:05:20.69)
▶ Kyoushirou Nekozuku : It's probably not something human, but an animal.	(0:05:24.54)
▶ Yaeko Kirihara : Maggie-kun the red panda has gone to heaven!	(0:05:30.82)
▶ Yaeko Kirihara : He died a peaceful death, huh?	(0:05:33.75)
▶ Yaeko Kirihara : He sure lived a long time.	(0:05:35.98)
▶ Shio Inukai : Maggie-kun the red panda?	(0:05:38.22)
▶ Yaeko Kirihara : He was my favorite red panda.	(0:05:40.52)
▶ Shio Inukai : Red pandas are those animals that look like raccoons, right?	(0:05:42.64)
▶ Yaeko Kirihara : They're actually pretty different from raccoons.	(0:05:48.90)
▶ Yaeko Kirihara : Raccoons walk like this, right?	(0:05:51.43)
▶ Yaeko Kirihara : But red pandas walk like this.	(0:05:54.49)
▶ Shio Inukai : Oh, you're right.	(0:05:56.97)
▶ Shio Inukai : Now that I look more closely, their shape and pattern are different, too.	(0:05:58.50)
▶ Shio Inukai : You really like red pandas, huh?	(0:06:01.68)
▶ Yaeko Kirihara : I love them! They're so cute!	(0:06:04.00)
▶ Shio Inukai : True. Now that I think about it, that's so true.	(0:06:05.88)
▶ Shio Inukai : Actually, doesn't Magi-san kind of look like a red panda?	(0:06:10.68)
▶ Yaeko Kirihara : He so does. I've always thought so.	(0:06:14.52)
▶ Shio Inukai : Right?	(0:06:17.39)
▶ Yaeko Kirihara : Yeah!	(0:06:18.66)
▶ Yaeko Kirihara : Do you hear weird noises coming from Magi-kun's workplace?	(0:06:22.52)
▶ Shio Inukai : What?	(0:06:25.22)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : I've never been able to see animal spirits before.	(0:06:26.03)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Animals are geniuses at hiding, in life or after it.	(0:06:29.04)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Could you see Nabeshima at first?	(0:06:32.41)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Even now, he's kinda faint if you don't pay attention, right?	(0:06:35.47)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : You're right.	(0:06:40.63)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : But you and the professor noticed.	(0:06:42.06)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Noticing the presence of animals isn't our specialty.	(0:06:43.93)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : But Ikebukuro-san noticed right away.	(0:06:49.34)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : After all, he's an animal, too.	(0:06:52.41)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : I'll say it again, but ＂seeing＂ is ＂noticing.＂	(0:06:56.03)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : We don't notice things our eyes see all the time. It's not just ghosts.	(0:06:59.50)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : It's tough to find a snake hiding in the woods,	(0:07:04.11)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : but an expert can, because they can guess where they'll be.	(0:07:07.00)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : If you're not constantly guessing where things might be,	(0:07:10.73)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : you won't even notice a savage beast right next to you.	(0:07:12.82)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Husbands often don't notice when their wives have changed their hairstyle.	(0:07:15.47)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Their eyes can see it, but their brains don't notice.	(0:07:19.81)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Anyway, what is that thing?	(0:07:23.85)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : It's not a cat.	(0:07:26.39)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : What is that? A tanuki?	(0:07:31.17)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : It's a raccoon.	(0:07:33.50)
▶ Toushirou Nekozuku : I believe that's a red panda.	(0:07:37.56)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : What?	(0:07:39.06)
▶ Toushirou Nekozuku : And that's a red panda's threat display.	(0:07:39.89)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Seriously? That's cute.	(0:07:42.77)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : The sound it makes is surprisingly scary.	(0:07:45.17)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : But what's a red panda spirit doing here?	(0:07:47.92)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : And red panda spirits are a thing?	(0:07:50.41)
▶ Toushirou Nekozuku : It probably died in a zoo somewhere.	(0:07:52.94)
▶ Toushirou Nekozuku : Perhaps it fled here after receiving too much attention from human spirits.	(0:07:56.19)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : It's scared. Poor thing.	(0:08:00.09)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : Don't be afraid.	(0:08:02.66)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Don't excite it!	(0:08:06.34)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Animals don't think like humans!	(0:08:07.59)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : They're pretty tough to handle!	(0:08:09.74)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : In situations like these, stay calm!	(0:08:11.35)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : The best thing we can do right now is this !	(0:08:13.63)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Ikebukuro-san, get 'im!	(0:08:17.41)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : Hey, wait!	(0:08:25.08)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : Maybe it's my ego talking, but should we be exorcising the spirit of an innocent animal?	(0:08:26.34)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : Bakeneko exorcisms are so... violent!	(0:08:31.80)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : That's what makes Ikebukuro-san so amazing.	(0:08:35.19)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : What makes Toshiro worthy to act as his master	(0:08:38.78)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : is that he can make him obey despite being a cat.	(0:08:41.54)
▶ Toushirou Nekozuku : Don't eat him, Ikebukuro.	(0:08:46.79)
▶ Toushirou Nekozuku : Just capture him.	(0:08:48.41)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : He closed the shutter!	(0:09:08.41)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : What? Red pandas can be poltergeists?	(0:09:10.45)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : It's not because he's a red panda.	(0:09:13.63)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : I think he's just really easily scared.	(0:09:15.46)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Scaredy-cats tend to throw out all kinds of moves.	(0:09:18.28)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Humans do the same thing.	(0:09:22.01)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : We've been paralyzed!	(0:09:24.37)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : Typical.	(0:09:25.90)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : I know this isn't a great time, but why do spirits paralyze people?	(0:09:27.60)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Broadly speaking, they don't have physical bodies,	(0:09:31.84)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : so it's easiest for them to affect us using electrical signals.	(0:09:34.03)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : In other words, our brains have been hacked.	(0:09:37.30)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Our brains think our bodies can't move.	(0:09:39.56)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : That's why over-thinkers like you are especially susceptible.	(0:09:42.65)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : What?	(0:09:47.81)
▶ Yaeko Kirihara : Excuse me!	(0:09:48.64)
▶ Yaeko Kirihara : We're stopping by on our way home from work.	(0:09:50.44)
▶ Yaeko Kirihara : Is something wrong?	(0:09:52.47)
▶ Shio Inukai : Did the shutter close oddly just now?	(0:09:53.94)
▶ Yaeko Kirihara : Huh? It won't open.	(0:09:57.49)
▶ Yaeko Kirihara : Magi-kun, are you okay?	(0:09:58.92)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : Yae-chan and Shio-chan?	(0:10:01.73)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Hey, don't touch anything!	(0:10:03.39)
▶ Shio Inukai : Is this safe to open?	(0:10:05.64)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : It won't open!	(0:10:07.21)
▶ Kyoushirou Nekozuku : Inukai, a spirit is keeping it closed!	(0:10:08.74)
▶ Kyoushirou Nekozuku : It's dangerous to touch!	(0:10:11.17)
▶ Kyoushirou Nekozuku : My dad and I are about to exorcise it, so get away from there!	(0:10:12.53)
▶ Kyoushirou Nekozuku : What?	(0:10:16.85)
▶ Yaeko Kirihara : What?	(0:10:17.85)
▶ Yaeko Kirihara : What?!	(0:10:23.51)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Physical power beat spirit power.	(0:10:32.70)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : Come to think of it...	(0:10:36.38)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : You'll wear yourself out.	(0:10:49.18)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : Inukai-san?	(0:10:55.99)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : ＂Muscle＂ is a kind of person now, huh?	(0:11:05.78)
▶ Nabeshima : Nothing is farther from death than an embodiment of life.	(0:11:33.91)
▶ Nabeshima : The power to live is the power of muscles. It is energy.	(0:11:37.41)
▶ Nabeshima : Her parents are special police, her grandparents were police officers,	(0:11:40.63)
▶ Nabeshima : and her great-grandparents reached the rank of captain in just six months.	(0:11:42.82)
▶ Nabeshima : Some say she's defended girls and even boys from ruffians.	(0:11:46.41)
▶ Nabeshima : According to rumors, a bodybuilding and adventure channel has their eye on her.	(0:11:51.10)
▶ Nabeshima : Her nickname is ＂the Considerate Mad Dog.＂	(0:11:55.53)
▶ Nabeshima : Her brain simply lags behind her other abilities a little.	(0:11:58.87)
▶ Kyoushirou Nekozuku : I knew her as the easily possessed girl, but at school she's famous for being energetic.	(0:12:04.78)
▶ Kyoushirou Nekozuku : I had no idea she was such a meathead, though.	(0:12:10.68)
▶ Kyoushirou Nekozuku : So that's why she's easily possessed.	(0:12:13.21)
▶ Kyoushirou Nekozuku : People with healthy bodies are farthest from death.	(0:12:15.71)
▶ Kyoushirou Nekozuku : That's why people like Inukai are strongest against spirits.	(0:12:19.01)
▶ Kyoushirou Nekozuku : At the same time, spirits are drawn to her.	(0:12:22.10)
▶ Kyoushirou Nekozuku : They're like moths drawn to a flame.	(0:12:25.10)
▶ Kyoushirou Nekozuku : By contrast, I have the ability to exorcise and see spirits,	(0:12:27.94)
▶ Kyoushirou Nekozuku : but it also means I'm closer to death.	(0:12:31.24)
▶ Shio Inukai : Are you all right? Is it an evil spirit?!	(0:12:35.00)
▶ Shio Inukai : Is there anything I can do?	(0:12:37.52)
▶ Shio Inukai : Where's the evil spirit?	(0:12:41.22)
▶ Shio Inukai : I can't see it, but where is it?!	(0:12:42.53)
▶ Kyoushirou Nekozuku : Whoa!	(0:12:51.89)
▶ Toushirou Nekozuku : Kyoshiro!	(0:12:53.14)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : First it paralyzed us, now it's levitating objects like a poltergeist?	(0:12:55.42)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : This guy's got skills!	(0:12:58.55)
▶ Kyoushirou Nekozuku : Inukai, calm down!	(0:13:02.70)
▶ Shio Inukai : You're floating!	(0:13:05.54)
▶ Kyoushirou Nekozuku : If I'm thrown against the floor, my bones will break!	(0:13:07.22)
▶ Kyoushirou Nekozuku : I only weigh 40 kilos!	(0:13:10.10)
▶ Kyoushirou Nekozuku : I don't have much fat to cushion me!	(0:13:11.69)
▶ Shio Inukai : No way.	(0:13:13.85)
▶ Shio Inukai : But I weigh 55 kilos.	(0:13:14.67)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Isn't that because you've got lots of muscle?	(0:13:16.87)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Also, that's pretty normal for someone over 160 centimeters.	(0:13:19.98)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Repairing this damage is gonna cost more than the exorcism.	(0:13:30.91)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : What's this powder?	(0:13:36.04)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : Gardening charcoal.	(0:13:37.59)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : People buy it for some reason.	(0:13:39.17)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : It's heavy, so inspecting and stocking it is a pain.	(0:13:41.08)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Kyo-chan, are you okay?	(0:13:45.64)
▶ Toushirou Nekozuku : Kyoshiro!	(0:13:47.39)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Seriously? You're awesome, Shio-chan!	(0:13:51.34)
▶ Shio Inukai : That was close.	(0:13:58.79)
▶ Shio Inukai : Are you hurt?	(0:14:01.41)
▶ Kyoushirou Nekozuku : No, I'm fine. Thanks.	(0:14:02.76)
▶ Shio Inukai : Not at all.	(0:14:05.23)
▶ Yaeko Kirihara : Magi-kun!	(0:14:06.03)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : Yae-chan.	(0:14:07.24)
▶ Yaeko Kirihara : Who's this suspicious person?	(0:14:09.36)
▶ Yaeko Kirihara : It's the professor!	(0:14:11.41)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : Yeah, it's the professor.	(0:14:12.89)
▶ Yaeko Kirihara : That means it was a spirit, right?	(0:14:15.10)
▶ Yaeko Kirihara : Where is it now?	(0:14:17.29)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : Yae-chan?	(0:14:30.22)
▶ Yaeko Kirihara : It's Maggie-kun the red panda!	(0:14:31.89)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : What? Maggie-kun?	(0:14:34.28)
▶ Yaeko Kirihara : Come here. Come here, buddy.	(0:14:38.59)
▶ Yaeko Kirihara : You must be Maggie-kun from Gomoku Zoo.	(0:14:40.40)
▶ Yaeko Kirihara : I'm Kirihara Yaeko.	(0:14:42.82)
▶ Yaeko Kirihara : What's wrong? Are you looking for your home?	(0:14:44.32)
▶ Yaeko Kirihara : Wanna come to mine?	(0:14:46.69)
▶ Yaeko Kirihara : I'd love to legally live with a red panda.	(0:14:47.64)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : What? What?!	(0:15:18.42)
▶ Nabeshima : It's clear that Yaeko has some affection for Magi,	(0:15:27.53)
▶ Nabeshima : but in this moment, that ascended to stanning.	(0:15:32.01)
▶ Nabeshima : It evolved, like pouring egg over rice.	(0:15:35.93)
▶ Toushirou Nekozuku : Your employee caught a Poke— I mean, it's all right.	(0:15:46.39)
▶ Toushirou Nekozuku : We're making progress, so please take it easy in there.	(0:15:49.87)
▶ Yaeko Kirihara : Maggie-san, look this way.	(0:15:56.77)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : The spirits are enjoying this.	(0:16:00.92)
▶ Toushirou Nekozuku : What should we do?	(0:16:02.95)
▶ Shio Inukai : Where's the red panda? I wanna see it!	(0:16:04.84)
▶ Kyoushirou Nekozuku : He's using Magi-san as a shield because he seems least likely to get angry.	(0:16:07.19)
▶ Kyoushirou Nekozuku : That's his final resort.	(0:16:11.60)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : He's made himself right at home.	(0:16:13.94)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : He's already starting to look like Magi.	(0:16:15.82)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : What should we do?	(0:16:18.21)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : It might become difficult to separate them.	(0:16:19.15)
▶ Toushirou Nekozuku : Well, since he's not a monster like a bakeneko...	(0:16:21.75)
▶ Kyoushirou Nekozuku : Honestly, animal spirits are harder to remove than human spirits.	(0:16:26.34)
▶ Kyoushirou Nekozuku : It would actually be hugely helpful if he kept possessing him and left the store on his own.	(0:16:29.54)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Magi.	(0:16:34.18)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : You're the one who felt bad about exorcising an innocent animal.	(0:16:35.18)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : You look after it for a while.	(0:16:39.18)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : No way!	(0:16:41.07)
▶ Toushirou Nekozuku : We'll have Magi-kun handle the red panda,	(0:16:43.44)
▶ Toushirou Nekozuku : so now we can finally address the human spirits.	(0:16:46.53)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : Oh, are you actually getting started now?	(0:16:48.86)
▶ Toushirou Nekozuku : Ikebukuro, send the spirits outside.	(0:16:51.11)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : What? No way. That's it?	(0:16:56.43)
▶ Toushirou Nekozuku : It's over.	(0:17:00.97)
▶ Toushirou Nekozuku : You'd have to be a freak to return after being threatened by a strange cat.	(0:17:02.38)
▶ Toushirou Nekozuku : Of course, I'm exorcising those freaks more often than not.	(0:17:07.33)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : So most of your work is pretty dull.	(0:17:11.85)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : So, what's Nabeshima doing?	(0:17:15.01)
▶ Kyoushirou Nekozuku : Nabeshima feels unmotivated right now.	(0:17:17.31)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : What a cat.	(0:17:19.31)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : It really does take training to handle animal spirits.	(0:17:20.38)
▶ Toushirou Nekozuku : I'm sorry. We'll pay for the damage.	(0:17:25.39)
▶ Kyoushirou Nekozuku : This type of physical cleanup is always more work.	(0:17:31.33)
▶ Nabeshima : This world does not only belong to humans.	(0:17:35.53)
▶ Nabeshima : There are far more things incomprehensible to humans,	(0:17:38.76)
▶ Nabeshima : whether we notice them or not.	(0:17:42.33)
▶ Shio Inukai : I wanna see the red panda!	(0:17:48.01)
▶ Nabeshima : And so, the night passes as though nothing out of the ordinary occurred.	(0:18:09.90)
▶ Shio Inukai : Senpai, Senpai!	(0:18:17.95)
▶ Shio Inukai : Good morning!	(0:18:19.18)
▶ Kyoushirou Nekozuku : She's like a dumb dog.	(0:18:25.11)
▶ Kyoushirou Nekozuku : Is it safe to say this is your true nature?	(0:18:31.34)
▶ Shio Inukai : My true nature?	(0:18:35.04)
▶ Shio Inukai : Hey, Senpai, where's your cat right now?	(0:18:36.26)
▶ Kyoushirou Nekozuku : You're way worse than any evil spirit.	(0:18:38.96)
▶ Kyoushirou Nekozuku : As far as you're concerned, since you can't see them, they don't exist.	(0:18:42.37)
▶ Shio Inukai : Come on out!	(0:18:45.16)
▶ Kyoushirou Nekozuku : It's for the best.	(0:18:45.78)
▶ Kyoushirou Nekozuku : Don't believe everything people say.	(0:18:47.30)
▶ Shio Inukai : Kitty! Are you here?	(0:18:50.78)
▶ Kyoushirou Nekozuku : Too much of your head is full of sexual thoughts.	(0:19:01.05)
▶ Kyoushirou Nekozuku : Aren't you a third-year?	(0:19:04.43)
▶ Kyoushirou Nekozuku : Use your head to study for college exams or get a job...	(0:19:05.72)
▶ Kyoushirou Nekozuku : Magi.	(0:19:09.37)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Curry, huh? I want curry.	(0:19:19.58)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : Are you in here?	(0:19:24.21)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : I know I told you to come, but you sure have started casually showing up.	(0:19:25.18)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : Mogura, how old are you?	(0:19:37.09)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : I don't know.	(0:19:38.79)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : I don't mean your actual age.	(0:19:41.22)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : I mean physically.	(0:19:43.18)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Somewhere in my 30s, I guess?	(0:19:45.63)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : I've always found it odd.	(0:19:48.46)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : Wouldn't it be easier to gather flames as an energetic teen?	(0:19:49.97)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : You idiot!	(0:19:53.59)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Don't underestimate the teenage years.	(0:19:55.89)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : I'd get too hungry to get anything done.	(0:19:57.61)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : It's too expensive.	(0:20:00.99)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : In middle age, some days your stomach just decides to stop working,	(0:20:02.73)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : and you can survive off practically nothing.	(0:20:07.63)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : That said, if I go over 40, then I feel terrible about 20 days out of every month.	(0:20:09.30)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : It's tough being human.	(0:20:15.57)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Also, teens are easily distracted by every boob and butt they see.	(0:20:17.49)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : Aren't you still like that now?	(0:20:22.33)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Also, serious talk, a teenage body is peak physical form.	(0:20:24.66)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : It costs too much flame to maintain.	(0:20:29.39)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Anyway, not to change the subject,	(0:20:31.69)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : but people always want to know how old others are.	(0:20:34.59)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : A person's age can affect your impression of them.	(0:20:37.62)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : For example, Toshiro is middle-aged, but he's really young for a professor.	(0:20:41.03)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Or people might say ＂my eldest is already five＂ or ＂my youngest is still only five.＂	(0:20:45.91)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : And for spirits that lack physical bodies, their appearance isn't set in stone.	(0:20:51.50)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : You've heard of parents seeing their dead kids all grown up, right?	(0:20:56.29)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Anyway, Magi.	(0:21:00.54)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Thanks for the food.	(0:21:02.32)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : This isn't very good, though.	(0:21:03.97)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : So, what are you here for?	(0:21:06.40)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Despite kindly sticking your nose into people's business,	(0:21:08.85)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : you try to get a read on people when you ask them for favors.	(0:21:11.39)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : If you don't say what you came here for, I can keep talking for another ten hours.	(0:21:14.86)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : You okay with that?	(0:21:19.56)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Anyway, listen to this!	(0:21:21.21)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : Chapter one!	(0:21:22.63)
▶ Momoyuki Mogura : ＂The time an overly-attached psycho demanded I commit suicide with her in the Edo period!＂	(0:21:23.50)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : No, please! I'll talk!	(0:21:27.49)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : Also, sorry.	(0:21:30.05)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : Those are the snacks that didn't sell, so they're not any good.	(0:21:30.94)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : My little brother... my piece of shit of a brother suddenly sent me...	(0:21:36.10)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : I'm studying folklore, but it's not my specialty.	(0:21:51.87)
▶ Kuriaki Magi : Why are you asking, anyway? Look it up.	(0:21:55.39)