 Keiichirou Nagumo : Boy, this one's a pain in the ass. |
(0:00:09.67) |
 Mashiro Nakanishi : What now? Our hands and feet are tied. |
(0:00:18.27) |
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Mashiro Nakanishi : But my elbows aren't! |
(0:00:20.92) |
 Hana Kazamaki : Did she just glide through the air? |
(0:00:27.21) |
 Yuu Asunaro : I wish she'd warn us before
deciding she's no longer human. |
(0:00:29.55) |
Keiichirou Nagumo : No! The vase!
That's priceless Imari porcelain! |
(0:00:32.26) |
Keiichirou Nagumo : Mashiro! If that vase breaks,
it's boiled water for dinner from now on! |
(0:00:36.14) |
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Mashiro Nakanishi : Eek! Anything but that! |
(0:00:40.38) |
Mashiro Nakanishi : I'm still a growing girl
with a growing appetite. |
(0:00:42.35) |
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Mashiro Nakanishi : I will protect my delicious meals with my life! |
(0:00:45.69) |
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Mashiro Nakanishi : I have struck down the enemy general. |
(0:00:55.54) |
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Keiichirou Nagumo : What? You don't remember anything? |
(0:02:35.01) |
Mashiro Nakanishi : Do you know how much we had to pay
in compensation for that vase? Huh?! |
(0:02:38.60) |
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Yuu Asunaro : Except I'm the one who paid for it. |
(0:02:43.54) |
Mashiro Nakanishi : If lies like that were good enough,
we wouldn't need cops. |
(0:02:54.49) |
Mashiro Nakanishi : You know, on top of being super easy to break,
collarbones hurt like hell when broken. |
(0:03:00.79) |
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Hana Kazamaki : Videos? |
(0:03:07.93) |
Hana Kazamaki : Were you by any chance
watching Yomoya Hikari's videos? |
(0:03:10.98) |
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Hana Kazamaki : I thought so. |
(0:03:18.90) |
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Keiichirou Nagumo : What? Who's Yomoya Hikari? |
(0:03:20.71) |
Hana Kazamaki : A VTuber who's grown
popular in certain circles. |
(0:03:23.04) |
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Keiichirou Nagumo : Oh, uh, right. A vee-choo... Um, sure. |
(0:03:26.95) |
Mashiro Nakanishi : Jeez, his brain screeches to a halt
as soon as he sees horizontal writing. |
(0:03:31.31) |
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Hana Kazamaki : The videos themselves are nothing unusual, |
(0:03:35.47) |
Hana Kazamaki : but some of them seem to have
electro-drug effects on people. |
(0:03:37.87) |
Hana Kazamaki : There are even rumors
they brainwash people into doing crimes. |
(0:03:40.90) |
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Keiichirou Nagumo : Brainwashing videos, huh? |
(0:03:47.45) |
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Keiichirou Nagumo : Seems a bit hard to believe, |
(0:03:49.60) |
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Keiichirou Nagumo : but I guess I should take a look at one. |
(0:03:51.92) |
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Keiichirou Nagumo : Will it come up if I search for it? |
(0:03:56.30) |
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Mashiro Nakanishi : Wait, old dude, you can use a computer? |
(0:03:58.18) |
Keiichirou Nagumo : Don't be dumb. I was a detective
when you were still in diapers. |
(0:04:00.93) |
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Keiichirou Nagumo : Of course I can handle a computer or two. |
(0:04:05.86) |
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Mashiro Nakanishi : Wow. I misjudged you, old dude. |
(0:04:09.02) |
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Keiichirou Nagumo : Let's see... Y... O... |
(0:04:12.15) |
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Keiichirou Nagumo : Uh... M... M... M... |
(0:04:17.42) |
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Keiichirou Nagumo : Wait, the ＂M＂ isn't here today? |
(0:04:21.99) |
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Mashiro Nakanishi : Yikes! Hunt-and-peck typing! |
(0:04:24.24) |
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Keiichirou Nagumo : Okay, I'm gonna play it. Prepare yourselves. |
(0:04:27.51) |
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Yuu Asunaro : Huh, she's quite cute, isn't she? |
(0:04:44.97) |
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Keiichirou Nagumo : I'm not sure how I'm meant to enjoy this. |
(0:04:48.25) |
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Keiichirou Nagumo : How'd you find out about these videos, uh... |
(0:04:51.05) |
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Keiichirou Nagumo : Sorry, I didn't get your name. |
(0:04:55.57) |
Keiichirou Nagumo : Nohara Shinnosu?
That cuts off in the worst place! |
(0:05:02.32) |
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Keiichirou Nagumo : Did your folks turn to stone while naming you? |
(0:05:05.43) |
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Keiichirou Nagumo : Huh. |
(0:05:11.37) |
Keiichirou Nagumo : This video's brainwashing people?
Seems a stretch. |
(0:05:13.17) |
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Keiichirou Nagumo : Maybe Nohara-kun really was lying... |
(0:05:16.90) |
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Keiichirou Nagumo : H-Hey, Mashiro! |
(0:05:24.40) |
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Keiichirou Nagumo : Crap. Mashiro's completely brainwashed. |
(0:05:27.89) |
Yuu Asunaro : She's likely more susceptible
since her neural circuits are so primitive. |
(0:05:30.74) |
Keiichirou Nagumo : We gotta catch her quick.
There's no telling what she'll do. |
(0:05:34.73) |
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Hana Kazamaki : Oh, there she is. |
(0:05:37.79) |
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Hana Kazamaki : She's crouching on that man's head. |
(0:05:39.46) |
Keiichirou Nagumo : That man's gonna be in danger
if we do something careless. |
(0:05:41.83) |
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Hana Kazamaki : Oh, she ran off again. |
(0:05:45.91) |
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Keiichirou Nagumo : After her! |
(0:05:47.43) |
Hana Kazamaki : But even if we do catch her,
we can't overwhelm her physically, can we? |
(0:05:53.42) |
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Keiichirou Nagumo : G-Good point. |
(0:05:57.53) |
Yuu Asunaro : I'd definitely rather not face her
head-on in her current state. |
(0:05:59.05) |
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Keiichirou Nagumo : Damn it. What do we do? |
(0:06:04.13) |
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Keiichirou Nagumo : That muscular silhouette... |
(0:06:09.03) |
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Keiichirou Nagumo : It can't be. |
(0:06:11.73) |
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Keiichirou Nagumo : Nipple Tasting Man! |
(0:06:13.56) |
Hana Kazamaki : Why is he doing sumo moves
in the middle of the street? |
(0:06:19.02) |
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Keiichirou Nagumo : Hell no! |
(0:06:24.86) |
Keiichirou Nagumo : Although today's menu
does look kind of alluring. |
(0:06:25.53) |
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Keiichirou Nagumo : I'll explain later. Just stop Mashiro! |
(0:06:28.73) |
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Keiichirou Nagumo : Um, Tasting-san, what did I just hear? |
(0:06:43.38) |
Keiichirou Nagumo : Don't use confusing sounds like that!
I thought you'd crapped your pants. |
(0:06:50.14) |
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Keiichirou Nagumo : You actually did? |
(0:06:56.71) |
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Keiichirou Nagumo : The cops? |
(0:06:59.79) |
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Hana Kazamaki : I called them earlier. |
(0:07:00.65) |
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Yuu Asunaro : That's my Maki-chan! |
(0:07:02.57) |
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Hana Kazamaki : O-Over there. She's not in her right mind. |
(0:07:05.61) |
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Keiichirou Nagumo : Yep, saw that coming. |
(0:07:16.51) |
Keiichirou Nagumo : Mashiro's out of control, and we don't know
how to find who's responsible. |
(0:07:18.98) |
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Keiichirou Nagumo : I feel like we don't have many options here. |
(0:07:23.55) |
Hana Kazamaki : Well, it would certainly be
difficult to prove any crime. |
(0:07:26.18) |
Yuu Asunaro : Brainwashing through videos
does sound a bit outlandish. |
(0:07:29.76) |
Mashiro Nakanishi : I'm definitely brainwashed
right now, though. |
(0:07:33.39) |
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Keiichirou Nagumo : Yeah, but... |
(0:07:36.79) |
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Keiichirou Nagumo : Whoa! How long have you been here? |
(0:07:38.76) |
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Hana Kazamaki : Mashiro-chan, are you all right? |
(0:07:40.73) |
Mashiro Nakanishi : Yep! I'm just barely holding on
to my sense of self. |
(0:07:42.52) |
Mashiro Nakanishi : Although I feel something
welling up in my throat at times. |
(0:07:45.35) |
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Hana Kazamaki : Don't make it sound like nausea. |
(0:07:48.48) |
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Yuu Asunaro : Well, that solves one of our problems. |
(0:07:50.28) |
Yuu Asunaro : All that's left is how to find
the maker of those, uh, videos... |
(0:07:52.96) |
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Keiichirou Nagumo : Mashiro? |
(0:07:55.91) |
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Keiichirou Nagumo : Hey, Mashiro? What is it? |
(0:07:57.54) |
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Keiichirou Nagumo : Uh-oh. She's lost it again. |
(0:08:02.46) |
Yuu Asunaro : She's trying to do a death roll
with his head in her mouth. |
(0:08:05.04) |
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Hana Kazamaki : Mashiro-chan, get a hold of yourself. |
(0:08:07.72) |
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Mashiro Nakanishi : Humans are shackled by freedom. |
(0:08:12.17) |
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Yuu Asunaro : Oh, she's back to normal. |
(0:08:15.74) |
|
Keiichirou Nagumo : Wait, this is her default state? |
(0:08:17.63) |
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Keiichirou Nagumo : She's in beast mode again. |
(0:08:21.45) |
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Yuu Asunaro : You need to stop trying to death roll. |
(0:08:23.27) |
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Mashiro Nakanishi : Begone, specter. |
(0:08:27.42) |
Keiichirou Nagumo : I can tell she's fighting
the brainwashing with all her might. |
(0:08:29.11) |
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Hana Kazamaki : Keep it up, Mashiro-chan. |
(0:08:31.97) |
Keiichirou Nagumo : Nope, it didn't work.
She just changed versions. |
(0:08:37.15) |
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Keiichirou Nagumo : Now she's acting even more like a dog. |
(0:08:40.88) |
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Yuu Asunaro : She's even further beyond our control now. |
(0:08:42.89) |
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Hana Kazamaki : Wait, a dog? Then just maybe... |
(0:08:45.34) |
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Hana Kazamaki : Mashiro-chan! |
(0:08:54.73) |
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Hana Kazamaki : H-House! |
(0:08:56.22) |
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Hana Kazamaki : I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I'm so sorry! |
(0:09:02.06) |
Hana Kazamaki : Since she's acting like a dog,
I thought the ＂house＂ command might work. |
(0:09:05.12) |
Hana Kazamaki : I thought she'd go back to the office.
But now I
want to go home. |
(0:09:08.63) |
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Keiichirou Nagumo : No, Maki-chan, it wasn't a bad idea. |
(0:09:13.52) |
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Yuu Asunaro : You get the award for technique, Maki-chan. |
(0:09:15.91) |
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Mashiro Nakanishi : Home? |
(0:09:18.54) |
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Keiichirou Nagumo : She ran off. |
(0:09:20.91) |
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Hana Kazamaki : D-D-Did the ＂house＂ plan actually work? |
(0:09:22.07) |
Keiichirou Nagumo : Uh, except she ran in
the opposite direction to the office. |
(0:09:24.24) |
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Mashiro Nakanishi : Fami, fami, fami... fami, fami, fa... |
(0:10:17.70) |
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Mashiro Nakanishi : Fami, fami, fami... fami, fami, fa... |
(0:10:22.17) |
Keiichirou Nagumo : Guess we should head back
to the office for now and regroup. |
(0:10:28.66) |
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Yuu Asunaro : I agree. |
(0:10:31.96) |
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Hana Kazamaki : That's an awful lot of noise. |
(0:10:34.36) |
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Hana Kazamaki : Some unknown group is running this way! |
(0:10:37.44) |
Keiichirou Nagumo : What the hell am I seeing?
A psychopath's first dream of the new year? |
(0:10:40.48) |
Mashiro Nakanishi : Old dude! These are the guys
who made those brainwashing videos! |
(0:10:43.79) |
Keiichirou Nagumo : Wait, you still have that face,
but you're acting normal? |
(0:10:47.36) |
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Hana Kazamaki : I-Is it possible that when I said ＂house,＂ |
(0:10:50.30) |
Hana Kazamaki : she interpreted it not as the office,
but the place where the videos are made? |
(0:10:52.75) |
Keiichirou Nagumo : I dunno what trail she followed,
but it all worked out. |
(0:10:56.96) |
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Keiichirou Nagumo : Now, we round them all up— |
(0:11:00.35) |
Hana Kazamaki : I mean, I'm pretty sure
we all figured as much. |
(0:11:15.03) |
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Hana Kazamaki : Ah, they're scattering! |
(0:11:18.22) |
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Yuu Asunaro : They won't escape! |
(0:11:20.70) |
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Hana Kazamaki : Th-Thank you... |
(0:11:32.00) |
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Hana Kazamaki : N-N-N... Ni... Nip... |
(0:11:34.17) |
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Keiichirou Nagumo : More like Pooped-in-His-Pants Man. |
(0:11:42.09) |
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Hana Kazamaki : Did you run away from the police? |
(0:11:44.14) |
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Keiichirou Nagumo : Speak with your mouth! |
(0:11:52.48) |
Keiichirou Nagumo : More importantly,
we need to catch those guys. |
(0:11:54.44) |
|
Keiichirou Nagumo : That's... |
(0:12:10.38) |
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Keiichirou Nagumo : Cross Chest Hair Man! |
(0:12:11.63) |
 Cross Chest Hair Man : May the sacred light judge you. |
(0:12:13.58) |
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Keiichirou Nagumo : Huh? Was he always that cool? |
(0:12:15.99) |
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Hana Kazamaki : Another nearly-naked man! |
(0:12:25.02) |
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Keiichirou Nagumo : Oh, we can tell. |
(0:12:32.30) |
Keiichirou Nagumo : Why am I the only one
who's just being dissed? |
(0:12:40.66) |
|
Hana Kazamaki : Look at all that exposed skin! |
(0:12:48.28) |
|
Keiichirou Nagumo : Sorry. I'm just a shady guy. |
(0:13:08.52) |
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Hana Kazamaki : Oh, the police are here. |
(0:13:12.40) |
Hana Kazamaki : We'll turn these guys in,
then get Mashiro-chan— |
(0:13:16.98) |
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Hana Kazamaki : Okay, what were we supposed to do there?! |
(0:13:25.75) |
 Fuu-chan : Hey! |
(0:14:16.63) |
Fuu-chan : Some hot half-Japanese girls are
washing cars in swimsuits, Mr. Detective! |
(0:14:17.63) |
Fuu-chan : Oh! A busty cop is getting into a catfight with
one of the hot swimsuited half-Japanese girls! |
(0:14:44.09) |
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Mashiro Nakanishi : Hey, Fuu-chan, you're here. |
(0:15:19.02) |
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Fuu-chan : Um, excuse me. |
(0:16:30.43) |
Fuu-chan : You see, I haven't eaten in days,
and I'm so hungry. |
(0:16:34.19) |
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Fuu-chan : Could you please spare some money? |
(0:16:40.88) |
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Fuu-chan : Huh? |
(0:17:01.11) |
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Mashiro Nakanishi : Man, I'm so hungry. |
(0:17:12.65) |
|
Mashiro Nakanishi : Maybe I'll get some ramen. |
(0:17:15.11) |
Mashiro Nakanishi : Hey, Mimasaka-san?
There are three perverts on the riverbank. |
(0:17:32.09) |
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Fuu-chan : Oh, it's good. |
(0:17:48.80) |
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Fuu-chan : Oh, officer, those men are... |
(0:18:14.82) |
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Hana Kazamaki : Ow. |
(0:18:38.38) |
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Hana Kazamaki : I did it again. |
(0:18:43.23) |
|
Hana Kazamaki : Maybe you should stop
to drink? |
(0:19:16.83) |
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Hana Kazamaki : Why do you have plastic wrap on your chest? |
(0:19:25.20) |
|
Hana Kazamaki : What? No, no, no! I'm good! |
(0:19:34.03) |
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Hana Kazamaki : Also, don't phrase it that way! |
(0:19:36.40) |
Mashiro Nakanishi : Hey, Maki-chan,
you shouldn't draw in the books. |
(0:19:53.92) |
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Hana Kazamaki : I-It wasn't me! |
(0:19:57.13) |
Mashiro Nakanishi : You've done some
pretty nasty margin doodles, huh? |
(0:19:59.24) |
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Hana Kazamaki : A-Again, it wasn't me! |
(0:20:02.10) |
|
Cross Chest Hair Man : Quiet in the library! |
(0:20:03.47) |
|
Hana Kazamaki : This new shampoo smells so nice. |
(0:20:11.98) |
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Hana Kazamaki : Not that anyone will be smelling it. |
(0:20:15.16) |
|
Hana Kazamaki : What is it, Maggo—I mean, Master? |
(0:20:26.02) |
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Yuu Asunaro : Ah, Maki-chan? |
(0:20:28.46) |
Yuu Asunaro : It seems the criminal
from our last case is on the move. |
(0:20:30.16) |
Yuu Asunaro : I'm tailing him right now,
but can you get here? |
(0:20:33.42) |
|
Hana Kazamaki : If you buy me a car, I can. |
(0:20:36.72) |
|
Yuu Asunaro : Huh? I mean, sure, but... |
(0:20:38.76) |
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Hana Kazamaki : It was a joke. |
(0:20:42.85) |
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Hana Kazamaki : I'm on my way, Master. |
(0:20:45.32) |
|
Yuu Asunaro : Hey, Maki-chan. |
(0:20:52.96) |
|
Yuu Asunaro : Sorry to call you on your day off. |
(0:20:54.40) |
Hana Kazamaki : Don't worry. It was just a lonely
single woman's lonely day off. |
(0:20:56.27) |
Hana Kazamaki : I was so bored, I was counting
the stains on my ceiling. |
(0:21:00.34) |
Yuu Asunaro : Please forgive me, okay?
I'll make up for it. |
(0:21:03.43) |
|
Yuu Asunaro : Huh? Hey, you smell nice. |
(0:21:06.47) |
|
Yuu Asunaro : Is that a new shampoo? |
(0:21:09.27) |
Hana Kazamaki : Please don't use such simple means
of sucking up to me. It's creepy. |
(0:21:12.55) |
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Yuu Asunaro : Come on, I didn't mean it like that. |
(0:21:16.46) |
Hana Kazamaki : All right, then,
take me to the movies sometime. |
(0:21:22.18) |
|
Hana Kazamaki : Then I'll forgive you. |
(0:21:25.11) |
|
Hana Kazamaki : I know that's Master. |
(0:21:42.28) |
