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Tomoko Kuroki : Unpopular girls? (0:00:25.79)
Tomoko Kuroki : I see... (0:00:36.91)
EXTRA : A piddling tale of her everyday life. (0:00:39.21)
Tomoko Kuroki : In other words, an ugly girl that can't get laid. (0:00:43.14)
Tomoko Kuroki : That's totally not like me. (0:00:46.97)
Tomoko Kuroki : After all, during middle school, I had a grand total of six conversations with guys! (0:00:49.18)
EXTRA : What's our next class again? (0:00:55.25)
Tomoko Kuroki : Huh? Um... English. (0:00:57.03)
EXTRA : Huh? (0:01:00.71)
Tomoko Kuroki : Whenever I dropped my eraser, a guy picked it up for me one in three times. (0:01:01.90)
EXTRA : Here. (0:01:08.57)
Tomoko Kuroki : I've even had guys wanna get close to me! (0:01:10.52)
EXTRA : Sorry, I forgot my textbook. (0:01:13.98)
Tomoko Kuroki : I'm as popular as they get! (0:01:19.70)
Tomoko Kuroki : And starting next month, I'll be (0:01:22.00)
Tomoko Kuroki : starting high school! (0:01:25.86)
Tomoko Kuroki : High school is the peak of one's popularity in life. (0:01:28.46)
Tomoko Kuroki : For three years, raging hormones and carnal desires will draw all the boys to me! (0:01:31.19)
Tomoko Kuroki : In dating sims, I've already been a high school girl for fifty years (0:01:35.90)
Tomoko Kuroki : and have dated a hundred boys of all kinds. (0:01:39.70)
Tomoko Kuroki : I've been very thorough in my simulations! (0:01:42.77)
Tomoko Kuroki : I can't wait for the day I become a real high school girl! (0:01:47.80)
Tomoko Kuroki : It's the middle of May now... (0:02:02.25)
EXTRA : So, like... (0:02:08.57)
EXTRA : That's so weird! (0:02:10.02)
EXTRA : Totally! (0:02:11.89)
Tomoko Kuroki : This is weird. (0:02:13.19)
Tomoko Kuroki : I've been in high school for two months, but nobody's talked with me yet. (0:02:14.65)
Tomoko Kuroki : I wonder why? (0:02:22.34)
Tomoko Kuroki : What the hell is going on? (0:04:02.26)
Tomoko Kuroki : Wait, there's no reason to panic yet. (0:04:05.53)
Tomoko Kuroki : I have plenty of time to hook up with some guys. (0:04:08.62)
EXTRA : Remember when we all went out to karaoke? (0:04:12.38)
EXTRA : I printed out the pictures we took! (0:04:15.21)
Tomoko Kuroki : No reason to panic... (0:04:16.71)
EXTRA : Whoa, what's with this picture? (0:04:18.65)
Tomoko Kuroki : Panic... (0:04:21.33)
EXTRA : Ew, I look so ugly in this shot! (0:04:22.59)
Tomoko Kuroki : Pa— (0:04:25.70)
EXTRA : Does it matter? You already have a boyfriend. (0:04:26.90)
Tomoko Kuroki : I-I'm not even mad! (0:04:37.26)
Tomoko Kuroki : Girls who form their own cliques like that are just ditzy sluts anyway! (0:04:39.50)
Tomoko Kuroki : Only douchebags would hang around bitches like them! (0:04:45.89)
Tomoko Kuroki : I'd rather be alone than hang out with those pieces of trash. (0:04:49.92)
Tomoko Kuroki : Well... (0:04:54.50)
Tomoko Kuroki : Maybe not alone. (0:04:56.04)
Tomoko Kuroki : I'll just be having fun playing by myself. (0:04:57.39)
Tomoko Kuroki : I'm not like those whores who wear gaudy make-up and short skirts just to get boys. (0:05:00.63)
Tomoko Kuroki : Go ahead and live out your clichéd adolescence with your fellow scum. (0:05:10.16)
Hina Nemoto : See you later, teacher! (0:05:18.10)
Akane Okada : See you later, teacher! (0:05:18.10)
EXTRA : Take care. Remember, exams are coming up, so don't spend all your time goofing off. (0:05:20.23)
Akane Okada : Yes, sir! (0:05:24.29)
Hina Nemoto : Yes, sir! (0:05:24.29)
Akane Okada : Speaking of which, have you been studying? (0:05:26.64)
Hina Nemoto : Not a bit! (0:05:29.05)
Akane Okada : I know, right? I haven't either! (0:05:31.05)
Tomoko Kuroki : Midterms are approaching. (0:05:32.31)
Tomoko Kuroki : If I do well, I'm certain... (0:05:35.33)
EXTRA : You're so smart, Kuroki. (0:05:39.14)
EXTRA : Teach me this one. (0:05:41.75)
Tomoko Kuroki : Well, you see... (0:05:43.11)
Tomoko Kuroki : Many heads will turn my way! (0:05:45.82)
Tomoko Kuroki : Time to go home. (0:05:53.87)
Hina Nemoto : Hey, (0:06:00.64)
Hina Nemoto : wanna go study together at a family restaurant? (0:06:01.88)
Akane Okada : Sounds good. (0:06:03.91)
Kiyota : Huh? (0:06:05.16)
Kiyota : You two are gonna go study together? (0:06:05.84)
Suzuki : Have room for two more? (0:06:08.90)
Akane Okada : What? (0:06:10.29)
Akane Okada : Are you for real? (0:06:11.16)
Kiyota : Why not? (0:06:12.46)
Tomoko Kuroki : Can't this school be invaded by terrorists or something? (0:06:13.50)
EXTRA : Cram school blows. (0:06:17.46)
EXTRA : Wanna skip? (0:06:19.12)
EXTRA : That's probably a bad idea. (0:06:21.08)
EXTRA : How about we just meet up after? (0:06:22.94)
EXTRA : Sure. (0:06:24.34)
Tomoko Kuroki : Or maybe the Shorty Aliens from G**tz could attack, (0:06:25.43)
Tomoko Kuroki : or Shimada from P***syte could show up. (0:06:28.45)
Tomoko Kuroki : After he's been doused with sulfuric acid, of course. (0:06:31.60)
EXTRA : Goodbye. (0:06:34.30)
EXTRA : Later. Be careful on your way home. (0:06:36.09)
EXTRA : Kuroki, be careful on your way home. (0:06:39.81)
EXTRA : Later. (0:06:53.82)
Tomoko Kuroki : I haven't talked with anyone at school for such a long time. (0:07:01.23)
Tomoko Kuroki : I can't even even mutter a "goodbye" anymore. (0:07:04.96)
Mrs. Kuroki : Tomoko! (0:07:08.86)
Mrs. Kuroki : I'm going shopping. (0:07:14.11)
Mrs. Kuroki : Anything you want? (0:07:15.84)
Tomoko Kuroki : Uh, twice-cooked pork. (0:07:17.34)
Mrs. Kuroki : Got it. (0:07:19.18)
Mrs. Kuroki : I'll be back soon. (0:07:20.62)
Tomoko Kuroki : I can talk normally with my mother. (0:07:27.50)
Tomoko Kuroki : I guess even recluses can talk with their parents. (0:07:31.40)
Tomoko Kuroki : But what really matters is talking with other people, especially guys. (0:07:35.37)
Tomoko Kuroki : I've gotta get back the social skills I had in middle school. (0:07:39.51)
Tomoko Kuroki : Bitter... (0:07:48.24)
EXTRA : Hey, it's been a while. (0:07:50.77)
EXTRA : Have you been doing well? (0:07:52.95)
EXTRA : Sorry. Me, too... I've missed you. (0:08:00.30)
Tomoko Kuroki : Perfect. The conversation is going just as I planned. (0:08:05.22)
Tomoko Kuroki : Now I just... (0:08:08.44)
EXTRA : Coming... (0:08:15.76)
EXTRA : I'm coming soon! (0:08:21.56)
Tomoko Kuroki : It's been years since I've last looked at myself in a mirror. (0:09:10.03)
Tomoko Kuroki : Was the image I had of myself wrong? (0:09:13.01)
Tomoko Kuroki : I'm really cute, right? (0:09:17.86)
Tomoko Kuroki : Or am I? (0:09:20.10)
Tomoko Kuroki : Well, I'm definitely not ugly... (0:09:21.36)
Tomoko Kuroki : That's right. (0:09:23.64)
Tomoko Kuroki : Calling me ugly would be an insult to girls that really are. (0:09:24.76)
Tomoko Kuroki : But if I'm not ugly, then why am I not popular? (0:09:28.84)
Tomoko Kuroki : Is it 'cause I'm short and flat-chested? (0:09:31.63)
Tomoko Kuroki : Wait, how come I'm not popular with guys who're into little girls then? (0:09:33.88)
Tomoko Kuroki : What a cutie! (0:09:38.30)
Tomoko Kuroki : I can't possibly be this cute! (0:09:40.55)
Tomoko Kuroki : All the guys will know my name! (0:09:42.13)
Tomoko Kuroki : These eyes, clouded by stress and disregard for my health... (0:09:44.71)
Tomoko Kuroki : If I fix up my eyes, I can finally live my fun high school life! (0:09:48.68)
Tomoko Kuroki : Yes! That's it! (0:09:52.57)
Tomoko Kuroki : These glasses hide the dark circles perfectly! (0:10:02.87)
Tomoko Kuroki : Well, they're my dad's... (0:10:06.73)
Tomoko Kuroki : But all that matters is that they make me cute, right? (0:10:08.99)
Tomoko Kuroki : I'm so good, it's scary. (0:10:13.15)
Tomoko Kuroki : More! It's not enough! (0:10:22.04)
Tomoko Kuroki : I want boys... I want guys to look at me! (0:10:45.30)
Tomoki Kuroki : I'm home. (0:10:49.83)
Tomoko Kuroki : Welcome home. (0:10:53.90)
Tomoki Kuroki : Good lord! Who's this freakin' ugly chick?! (0:11:10.30)
Tomoki Kuroki : Oh, it's just you, Sis... (0:11:14.02)
Tomoko Kuroki : I guess starting with my appearance was the wrong approach. (0:11:20.55)
Tomoko Kuroki : I need to get back to the basics and
focus on getting my social skills back.
(0:11:26.61)
Tomoko Kuroki : Hey, wanna talk, lil' bro? (0:11:32.62)
Tomoki Kuroki : Huh? (0:11:36.51)
Tomoki Kuroki : What do you want from me? (0:11:38.52)
Tomoki Kuroki : What're you getting comfortable for? (0:11:43.95)
Tomoko Kuroki : Why shouldn't I? I'm your sister. (0:11:45.82)
Tomoki Kuroki : You just shouldn't. Go play in traffic. (0:11:48.60)
Tomoko Kuroki : Wouldn't you rather me play
Winning Eleven with you instead?
(0:11:51.50)
Tomoki Kuroki : No. Get out. (0:11:54.48)
Tomoko Kuroki : By the way, didn't you have practice today? (0:11:57.97)
Tomoki Kuroki : We're off because of exams. Get lost already. (0:12:00.66)
Tomoko Kuroki : Uh... Let's see... (0:12:05.19)
Tomoki Kuroki : Don't just dig through my stuff! (0:12:09.44)
Tomoki Kuroki : Go kill yourself! (0:12:11.56)
Tomoko Kuroki : Yeah. I should just kill myself. (0:12:20.37)
Tomoki Kuroki : Hold on a minute... (0:12:23.04)
Tomoki Kuroki : You just got on my nerves a little... (0:12:25.09)
Tomoki Kuroki : So... y-you know... (0:12:27.00)
Tomoko Kuroki : You know, I've been thinking... (0:12:31.28)
Tomoko Kuroki : My life's difficulty level shot up since I started high school. (0:12:33.28)
Tomoko Kuroki : I'm pretty sure I'm on hard mode now. (0:12:37.54)
Tomoko Kuroki : By the time I move on to college and join the work force, I'll be on nightmare mode. (0:12:40.34)
Tomoko Kuroki : I might as well jump straight to the ending now. (0:12:45.24)
Tomoki Kuroki : I'm sorry, okay? Chill out. (0:12:48.69)
Tomoki Kuroki : You wanted me for something, right? What's up? (0:12:51.37)
Tomoko Kuroki : Talk with me. (0:12:54.61)
Tomoki Kuroki : Huh? What're you on about? (0:12:56.13)
Tomoko Kuroki : It's just that I haven't had a conversation with anyone lately. (0:12:58.60)
Tomoko Kuroki : I can no longer hold a conversation with anyone outside of our family. (0:13:03.26)
Tomoki Kuroki : What? (0:13:06.94)
Tomoko Kuroki : I need to get rehabilitated back into society! Talk with me for an hour every day! (0:13:07.59)
Tomoki Kuroki : Maybe when Hell freezes over. (0:13:13.74)
Tomoki Kuroki : I don't know what your deal is, (0:13:15.38)
Tomoki Kuroki : but why can't you just talk with your friends instead? (0:13:17.60)
Tomoko Kuroki : Do you think I have any? (0:13:19.98)
Tomoki Kuroki : Everyone's gotta have at least one friend. (0:13:21.85)
Tomoko Kuroki : Well, I'm not a handsome man that's been the forward on the soccer team since my second year like you. (0:13:25.91)
Tomoki Kuroki : What's up with the respect all of a sudden? (0:13:32.31)
Tomoko Kuroki : It's true, right? (0:13:34.29)
Tomoko Kuroki : Every time you score a goal in a soccer game, (0:13:35.91)
Tomoko Kuroki : you also score with one of the female managers, right? (0:13:39.61)
Tomoki Kuroki : What are you talking about? (0:13:42.24)
Tomoko Kuroki : Anyway... (0:13:43.29)
Tomoko Kuroki : Are you gonna talk with me or not? (0:13:44.21)
Tomoko Kuroki : Hurry up and decide. (0:13:47.89)
Tomoko Kuroki : Should I just kill myself now? (0:13:50.23)
Tomoki Kuroki : If you were my brother, I'd've punched your face by now. (0:13:51.92)
Tomoki Kuroki : So for how long? (0:13:57.02)
Tomoko Kuroki : Until I get a friend—no, a boyfriend. (0:13:58.55)
Tomoki Kuroki : So you're basically sentencing me to life in prison? (0:14:02.11)
Tomoko Kuroki : No, I think a month should be enough. (0:14:04.92)
Tomoki Kuroki : She's surprisingly positive. (0:14:08.53)
Tomoki Kuroki : So what do you want to talk about? (0:14:12.83)
Tomoko Kuroki : Am I cute? (0:14:17.48)
Tomoki Kuroki : You're normal. (0:14:20.94)
Tomoko Kuroki : How cute is "normal"? (0:14:22.04)
Tomoko Kuroki : Middle-level cute, upper-middle-level cute, lower-middle level cute? (0:14:24.03)
Tomoko Kuroki : Or more like... Wait, (0:14:26.99)
Tomoko Kuroki : what does "normal" mean to you, anyway? (0:14:29.08)
Tomoki Kuroki : I have to do this every day? (0:14:31.87)
Tomoki Kuroki : Are you kidding me? (0:14:33.51)
Hina Nemoto : Exams are finally over. (0:14:41.14)
Akane Okada : Wanna go somewhere since we got out early? (0:14:43.29)
Tomoko Kuroki : Early dismissal, huh? (0:14:45.98)
Tomoko Kuroki : Guess I'll surf the net and play a game or two. (0:14:47.55)
Kiyota : Hey! (0:14:50.19)
Kiyota : We're going out to karaoke. (0:14:53.52)
Kiyota : You girls wanna join? (0:14:55.28)
Akane Okada : Yeah! (0:14:56.93)
Hina Nemoto : Yeah! (0:14:56.93)
Tomoko Kuroki : Shut up, you bitches and whores. (0:14:58.20)
Tomoko Kuroki : How many times a month do you go to karaoke? (0:15:01.71)
Tomoko Kuroki : I bet you just... (0:15:04.09)
Kiyota : "Okay! I'm gonna sing AK*!" (0:15:05.54)
Tomoko Kuroki : ...do crap like that, right? (0:15:08.22)
Tomoko Kuroki : I bet they also do lewd things since the rooms are private! (0:15:10.08)
Tomoko Kuroki : "Oops, I'm getting some feedback from my mic down there." (0:15:13.29)
Tomoko Kuroki : Gimme a break! (0:15:16.81)
Tomoko Kuroki : "My speaker makes awesome sounds..." (0:15:18.28)
Tomoko Kuroki : Just shut the fuck up! (0:15:21.21)
Tomoko Kuroki : B-Bye... (0:15:28.86)
EXTRA : Later. Be careful on your way home. (0:15:35.68)
Tomoko Kuroki : I did it! (0:15:42.68)
Tomoko Kuroki : I had a totally normal conversation with someone! (0:15:44.32)
Tomoko Kuroki : I think I'll pick up something sweet on the way home! (0:15:48.65)
EXTRA : Welcome. (0:15:53.66)
Tomoko Kuroki : Guess I should get something for my brother, too. (0:15:57.84)
Tomoko Kuroki : I do owe him one, after all. (0:16:00.61)
EXTRA : That'll be 256 yen. (0:16:07.43)
EXTRA : Would you like a spoon with that? (0:16:09.91)
Tomoko Kuroki : Yes... (0:16:12.70)
Tomoko Kuroki : P-Please... (0:16:17.76)
EXTRA : Okay, I'll put one in the bag. (0:16:21.14)
Tomoko Kuroki : Okay... th-thanks... (0:16:24.57)
Tomoko Kuroki : Holy shit! I just talked to a hot guy! (0:16:34.68)
Tomoko Kuroki : All right... (0:16:39.65)
Tomoko Kuroki : While I'm on a roll, I'll make a few more detours. (0:16:40.81)
Tomoko Kuroki : Now that I think about it, (0:16:43.48)
Tomoko Kuroki : I haven't done this since I've started high school. (0:16:45.34)
Tomoko Kuroki : I wanna go to places high school girls usually frequent, (0:16:53.32)
Tomoko Kuroki : but you usually go to those places with friends. (0:16:57.54)
Tomoko Kuroki : I'll start with something easy (0:17:00.60)
Tomoko Kuroki : and find a place that even I can enjoy without stressing... (0:17:02.20)
EXTRA : Welcome. (0:17:14.37)
Tomoko Kuroki : People can read manga for free in here, (0:17:18.28)
Tomoko Kuroki : so nobody would bat an eye at a solo player. (0:17:20.72)
Tomoko Kuroki : It's a weekday afternoon. (0:17:23.96)
Tomoko Kuroki : You people should be at home, doing something more important instead. (0:17:25.66)
Tomoko Kuroki : A place where everyone's lamer than me isn't so bad. (0:17:28.90)
EXTRA : Sorry! Did you wait long? (0:17:33.95)
EXTRA : You're late. (0:17:36.44)
EXTRA : Sorry. Well, let's go. (0:17:37.87)
EXTRA : I'm sorry. Are you mad? (0:17:41.49)
EXTRA : Nah. (0:17:43.07)
Tomoko Kuroki : Reading twenty books might've been a little bit too much. (0:17:58.48)
Tomoko Kuroki : Now time for the real detour! (0:18:01.56)
Tomoko Kuroki : A high school girl should be able to go into a fast food place alone. (0:18:06.38)
EXTRA : Welcome. (0:18:11.16)
EXTRA : Will you be eating here or to-go? (0:18:12.73)
Tomoko Kuroki : Y-Yes... E-Eating... (0:18:14.69)
Tomoko Kuroki : h-here. (0:18:19.54)
EXTRA : May I take your order? (0:18:22.67)
Tomoko Kuroki : H-Hamburger. (0:18:24.22)
EXTRA : Will that be the sandwich alone? (0:18:27.04)
Tomoko Kuroki : Y-Yes... And is there water... or... (0:18:28.82)
EXTRA : Pardon? (0:18:33.35)
Tomoko Kuroki : N-Never mind. It's nothing... (0:18:35.29)
Tomoko Kuroki : Seems like there're plenty of people here by themselves. (0:18:50.18)
Tomoko Kuroki : Delicious! (0:18:56.32)
Tomoko Kuroki : Have hamburgers always tasted this great?! (0:18:58.89)
Tomoko Kuroki : I thought these things were just for kids and idiots! (0:19:02.71)
Tomoko Kuroki : Turns out this is plenty of fun, even alone. (0:19:09.29)
Tomoko Kuroki : Of course, I'm sure it'd be even more fun with friends or a guy... (0:19:12.56)
Tomoko Kuroki : But hey, there's still time. (0:19:17.90)
Kiyota : Man, I sang my lungs out. (0:19:20.54)
Kiyota : Hey, did someone go home? (0:19:23.22)
Kiyota : Is there only eight of us now? (0:19:25.51)
Tomoko Kuroki : Disgusting! (0:19:26.64)
Hina Nemoto : Oh, we can all sit here. (0:19:28.10)
Akane Okada : All right! (0:19:30.16)
EXTRA : Lucky us! (0:19:31.04)
EXTRA : I'll sit here. (0:19:32.14)
Tomoko Kuroki : Th-They're from my class... (0:19:32.92)
Tomoko Kuroki : On their way home from karaoke? (0:19:36.03)
Tomoko Kuroki : Shit! (0:19:38.35)
Kiyota : Isn't she from our class? (0:19:39.61)
Akane Okada : She's always off by herself. (0:19:41.45)
Akane Okada : Poor thing, all alone, even in here. (0:19:43.69)
Tomoko Kuroki : They're totally gonna talk about me! (0:19:47.23)
Tomoko Kuroki : Also... (0:19:49.54)
Tomoko Kuroki : They'll notice me if I try going down the stairs. (0:19:51.12)
Tomoko Kuroki : But if I stay here, (0:19:54.90)
Tomoko Kuroki : anyone going to the restroom will notice me. (0:19:56.88)
Tomoko Kuroki : The restroom! (0:20:03.00)
Tomoko Kuroki : I didn't think I'd have to dress like this again. (0:20:08.83)
Tomoko Kuroki : Now I just have to do something about my face... (0:20:12.43)
Akane Okada : Yeah, we had to wait in line for like an hour to eat there. (0:20:17.93)
Hina Nemoto : For real? (0:20:20.97)
Suzuki : We should all go there together sometime. (0:20:22.03)
Akane Okada : Yeah! (0:20:24.02)
Hina Nemoto : I'm in! (0:20:24.16)
Akane Okada : When should we go? (0:20:25.63)
Suzuki : What's wrong? (0:20:33.25)
Kiyota : Nothing. That girl just now had our school's uniform. (0:20:34.45)
Akane Okada : You know her? (0:20:37.19)
Kiyota : Nope. So what were you saying? (0:20:38.60)
Hina Nemoto : I asked when we should go. (0:20:41.77)
Tomoko Kuroki : All right! (0:20:42.36)
Tomoki Kuroki : What the hell are you doing? (0:20:54.94)
EXTRA : Why are you just standing there? Keep moving. (0:21:02.10)
Tomoki Kuroki : R-Right... (0:21:05.18)
EXTRA : What? (0:21:14.04)
EXTRA : Did you see her? (0:21:15.25)
EXTRA : That chick was ugly as sin! (0:21:16.00)
EXTRA : You saw her, right, Tomoki? (0:21:18.40)
Tomoki Kuroki : No, I wasn't looking... (0:21:20.66)
EXTRA : What a waste! (0:21:23.60)
EXTRA : You don't see someone that ugly every day! (0:21:25.00)
Tomoki Kuroki : Let's just go straight home. (0:21:54.57)
Tomoko Kuroki : 'Kay. (0:22:01.69)
Tomoki Kuroki : So how long do
you plan on staying in here?
(0:23:35.83)
Tomoko Kuroki : You know, I used to have a friend. (0:23:38.25)
Tomoko Kuroki : Until middle school, that is. (0:23:40.95)
Tomoki Kuroki : You don't say? (0:23:42.20)
Tomoko Kuroki : I think I'll try calling her up. (0:23:42.96)
Tomoki Kuroki : Go for it. (0:23:45.35)
Tomoko Kuroki : Yeah. I will. (0:23:46.25)
Tomoki Kuroki : Just don't do it in here. (0:23:47.59)

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