 EXTRA : At last, the decennial combat festival known as the |
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EXTRA : "Grand Fighting Tournament" has
reached its exciting conclusion! |
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EXTRA : Could a Human bring home the gold
for the first time in 150 years?! |
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 Peter Grill : If I win this thing now... |
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Peter Grill : We... Luvellia-senpai and I... |
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EXTRA : Somewhere out there, in a faraway land... |
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EXTRA : A martial arts competition to decide the strongest
man on the planet was underway. |
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EXTRA : To the victor of said competition goes fame and glory. |
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EXTRA : In turn, he will become the object of international intrigue. |
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EXTRA : Your new champion is... |
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EXTRA : The representative of the Yakeppachi Warriors Guild: |
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EXTRA : Peter Grill! |
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EXTRA : Indeed.
Peter Grill! |
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EXTRA : Peter Grill knew not of what the future had in store... |
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EXTRA : Nor the terror that lay ahead... |
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EXTRA : Episode 1: Peter Grill and the Ogre Sisters |
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EXTRA : Yo, Peter! |
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EXTRA : What happened to meetin' up at the bar?! |
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Peter Grill : Gotta hurry... |
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Peter Grill : I can't wait to celebrate with her...! |
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 Mimi Alpacas : Senpai... |
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Mimi Alpacas : Senpai! |
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Peter Grill : Oh, it's you, Mimi. |
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Mimi Alpacas : Major congrats on your win! |
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Mimi Alpacas : As a fellow guild member, I couldn't be more proud! |
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Mimi Alpacas : Huh, looks like I'm the first one to show up... |
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Peter Grill : Hm? What do you mean? |
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Mimi Alpacas : Well, y'see... |
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Mimi Alpacas : Now that you're officially the strongest man on the planet, |
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Mimi Alpacas : I've got a favor to ask... |
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Peter Grill : Not sure what you're gettin' at... |
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Peter Grill : But since I'm in a good mood, go ahead and lay it on me! |
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Mimi Alpacas : Aw, thanks! Much appreciation! |
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Mimi Alpacas : So, I was thinking... |
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Peter Grill : Hm...? |
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Mimi Alpacas : Lemme get your junk spunk! |
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Peter Grill : Are you CRAZY?! What are you talking about?! |
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Mimi Alpacas : Oopsie... Did I say something I wasn't supposed to...? |
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Mimi Alpacas : For us Ogres, producing strong
offspring is a pretty big deal... |
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Mimi Alpacas : And in terms of breeding partners, a champion like you... |
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Peter Grill : Ogre-based logic isn't gonna fly around here! |
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Mimi Alpacas : I'm sorry! |
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Mimi Alpacas : I forgot the Human Realm has rules for this sorta stuff... |
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Peter Grill : Jeez... |
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Mimi Alpacas : Y'see, it hasn't been very long since I moved here... |
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Peter Grill : She's not a bad kid.
Y'see, it hasn't been very long since I moved here... |
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Peter Grill : She's not a bad kid. |
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Peter Grill : But the weirdest crap comes flyin'
outta her mouth sometimes... |
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Mimi Alpacas : 'Kay! I understand now, Senpai! |
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Mimi Alpacas : Would you... |
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Mimi Alpacas : Please consider having sex with me?! |
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Peter Grill : You obviously don't understand a damn thing!
Please consider having sex with me?! |
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Peter Grill : You obviously don't understand a damn thing! |
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 Lisa Alpacas : Enough of your foolishness! |
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Mimi Alpacas : B-Big Sis?! |
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Peter Grill : Oh, Lisa! |
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Peter Grill : Talk some sense into her, would you?! |
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Lisa Alpacas : Mimi, I insist you cease this behavior immediately. |
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Lisa Alpacas : For I shall be the one to partake in this man's loins! |
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Peter Grill : You, too...?!
For I shall be the one to partake in this man's loins! |
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Peter Grill : You, too...?! |
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Lisa Alpacas : A close call, indeed. |
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Lisa Alpacas : At this precise moment, |
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Lisa Alpacas : countless nations are beginning
the race to obtain your sperm. |
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Lisa Alpacas : As an Ogre of the fairer sex,
I cannot allow such a thing to happen! |
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Lisa Alpacas : History has proven time and again... |
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Lisa Alpacas : The blood of the most powerful
warriors belongs to OGRES! |
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Peter Grill : Unbelievable... |
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Lisa Alpacas : Come along, Peter Grill... |
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Mimi Alpacas : You get the picture, so no puttin' up a fight! |
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Peter Grill : Seriously?! |
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Peter Grill : This can't be happening! |
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Mimi Alpacas : What...? What is it? |
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Peter Grill : I refuse to be your studhorse! |
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Lisa Alpacas : Peter Grill! |
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Lisa Alpacas : On my pride as an Ogre...
I shall NEVER let you slip through my grasp! |
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Mimi Alpacas : Yeah! |
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Peter Grill : Forget them... There's no time to waste, Peter! |
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Peter Grill : Go... Quickly! |
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Peter Grill : Take your place by her side...! |
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Peter Grill : Luvellia-senpai! |
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 Luvelia Sanctos : Hello, Peter-kun. |
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Luvelia Sanctos : I've been waiting for you. |
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Peter Grill : I finally did it. |
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Peter Grill : And now... Now we're home free! |
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Luvelia Sanctos : Indeed. |
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Luvelia Sanctos : He may be stubborn, |
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Luvelia Sanctos : but with such an impressive victory under your belt, |
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Luvelia Sanctos : my father HAS to give us his blessing. |
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Luvelia Sanctos : Once we're married... |
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Luvelia Sanctos : All that's left is to have a child
and carry on the family name. |
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Peter Grill : Uh... Just checking, but... |
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Peter Grill : Could you remind me how babies are made? |
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Luvelia Sanctos : Not this again... |
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Luvelia Sanctos : Despite what you think, I'm not COMPLETELY oblivious. |
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Luvelia Sanctos : Pay attention. I won't spare you the details: |
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Luvelia Sanctos : When two people who love
each other pray to the heavens, |
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Luvelia Sanctos : the stork carries their child to a cabbage patch. |
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Luvelia Sanctos : It's the miracle of life! |
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Peter Grill : So innocent...! |
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Peter Grill : I can't help but feel that's the REAL miracle... |
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Peter Grill : It's been two years since Senpai and I started dating. |
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Peter Grill : Thanks to the Guildmaster's overprotective
personality and brainwashing methods, |
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Peter Grill : the most we've ever done is hold hands! |
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Peter Grill : If we get married like this, I'm screwed... |
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Luvelia Sanctos : Come on! |
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Luvelia Sanctos : Why don't we say a prayer together, Peter-kun? |
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Peter Grill : Sure... |
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Peter Grill : What a day... |
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Peter Grill : I'm glad I won the tournament,
but now I've got all sorts of problems... |
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Lisa Alpacas : Goof juice...! |
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Mimi Alpacas : Goof juice...! |
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Peter Grill : There's no use dwelling on it... |
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Mimi Alpacas : Ta-da! Guess who?! |
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Mimi Alpacas : Make a woman outta me, Senpai! |
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Peter Grill : Go away! |
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Mimi Alpacas : Wait, Senpai! Please open the door! C'mon, Senpai! |
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Peter Grill : Have these Ogres no sense of decency?!
Wait, Senpai! Please open the door! C'mon, Senpai! |
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Lisa Alpacas : It seems the two of us are finally alone... |
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Lisa Alpacas : Open up, Peter Grill! |
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Lisa Alpacas : What EXACTLY are you dissatisfied with?! |
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Mimi Alpacas : Is this about money?! How much do we gotta pay?! |
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Peter Grill : Shut up and take a hike! |
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EXTRA : What's all the ruckus...? |
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EXTRA : No way... |
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EXTRA : This dude's kickin' out a couple of naked girls... |
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EXTRA : Are you serious?! |
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EXTRA : What an asshole... |
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Peter Grill : Goddammit! |
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Peter Grill : Breathe... |
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Peter Grill : At this rate, you're gonna fall into their trap... |
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Peter Grill : I'm happily engaged to Luvellia-senpai... |
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Lisa Alpacas : We are well aware, Peter Grill,
of the fact that your relationship with Luvellia... |
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Mimi Alpacas : ...has never gone beyond holding hands, for example... |
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Lisa Alpacas : Us, on the other hand... |
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Peter Grill : H-hold on... |
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Lisa Alpacas : We can entertain you in ways she
couldn't even begin to imagine... |
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Peter Grill : Knock it off! |
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Peter Grill : What kind of scumbag do you take me for?! |
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Peter Grill : Senpai and I made a commitment to one another! |
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Peter Grill : Betraying her trust... |
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Peter Grill : It's absolutely unforgiveable! |
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Peter Grill : That's right... |
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Peter Grill : And no Ogre on this planet can convince me otherwise! |
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Lisa Alpacas : Did you... say something just now? |
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Peter Grill : C-crap... This feeling... |
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Peter Grill : There's someone I care about deeply...! |
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Peter Grill : And yet... |
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Peter Grill : I... |
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Peter Grill : I...! |
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Peter Grill : WHAT HAVE I DONE?! |
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Peter Grill : How could I be so weak...?! |
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Peter Grill : Why... |
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Peter Grill : Why...?! |
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Peter Grill : WHY COULDN'T I KEEP IT IN MY PANTS?! |
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Luvelia Sanctos : Peter-kun, are you awake? |
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Peter Grill : I know that voice...! |
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Peter Grill : Oh no... |
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EXTRA : Dear Sir Peter Grill, |
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EXTRA : Word on the street is you won the tournament
and got engaged to Luvellia-san. |
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EXTRA : Episode 2: Peter Grill and the Future Father-in-Law |
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EXTRA : Betcha feel like the luckiest guy alive right now, eh? |
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