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▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Yes, coming!	(0:00:57.53)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Right, uh...	(0:01:02.62)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Could I ask who's...	(0:01:06.08)
▶ Yuki : Forgive me for the imposition,	(0:01:10.25)
▶ Yuki : but would you be willing to employ me as your servant?	(0:01:13.51)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : I'm sorry. My parents aren't around currently, so the place is a mess.	(0:03:01.45)
▶ Yuki : It's fine.	(0:03:04.95)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Oh, would you like something to drink?	(0:03:06.58)
▶ Yuki : Please don't trouble yourself.	(0:03:08.66)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : I let her in without thinking, but...	(0:03:15.54)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Did she really come here to work?	(0:03:20.92)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : She's not trying to scam me or sell something shady, right?	(0:03:23.76)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Maybe I'll just ask some token questions and have her go home.	(0:03:28.22)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Um...	(0:03:31.69)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Since you're a servant, you must have previously worked somewhere, right?	(0:03:33.02)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : What kind of work did you mainly do?	(0:03:38.15)
▶ Yuki : Well, let's see.	(0:03:40.78)
▶ Yuki : I mainly performed assassinations and such,	(0:03:42.86)
▶ Yuki : though only to kill disloyal men who wronged my master.	(0:03:44.87)
▶ Yuki : My master was the one who referred me to this place.	(0:03:48.54)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Um, that was a joke, right?	(0:03:54.79)
▶ Yuki : A joke?	(0:03:59.84)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : She needs to leave!	(0:04:01.63)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : I just have to get her out of here without upsetting her!	(0:04:02.80)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Um... What did you mean when you said your master referred you?	(0:04:07.18)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Do they have some kind of connection with our family?	(0:04:11.98)
▶ Yuki : You are the grandson of a woman who used to freeload off of	(0:04:16.69)
▶ Yuki : my master's legitimate child's wife's cousin's second son.	(0:04:21.07)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : That's practically a stranger!	(0:04:23.99)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Oh! Oh, no! I cut her off and played the straight man!	(0:04:25.28)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Eek, she kinda looks mad!	(0:04:28.33)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : I have to change the subject!	(0:04:29.91)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : S-So, assassination, huh? I understand there are all kinds of methods.	(0:04:31.54)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Which do you specialize in?	(0:04:35.46)
▶ Yuki : What do you think?	(0:04:59.06)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Prideful much?	(0:05:00.23)
▶ Yuki : I don't often throw them in practice, but I thought doing it this way	(0:05:03.36)
▶ Yuki : would make it easier to demonstrate my skills.	(0:05:07.53)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : U-Um... I don't have anyone I need a-assassinated.	(0:05:12.45)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : And I'm not familiar with this master of yours who referred you.	(0:05:17.50)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : I don't really understand why you're here, but...	(0:05:22.09)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : I'm afraid... I can't...	(0:05:25.26)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : hire you.	(0:05:28.18)
▶ Yuki : I see.	(0:05:35.85)
▶ Yuki : My apologies for troubling you.	(0:05:38.81)
▶ Yuki : Now then, if you will excuse me.	(0:05:42.61)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Did I dream all that?	(0:06:00.04)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Hm?	(0:06:04.30)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Hey!	(0:06:50.51)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Ms. Servant! You forgot this!	(0:06:52.39)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Ms... Servant?	(0:07:15.74)
▶ Yuki : A-Are... you all right?	(0:07:18.62)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Th-Thank you.	(0:07:21.29)
▶ Yuki : M-My apologies.	(0:07:24.00)
▶ Yuki : I've never saved someone's life like this before, and...	(0:07:26.34)
▶ Yuki : M-My heart won't stop pounding.	(0:07:30.72)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Here... You left this behind.	(0:07:36.68)
▶ Yuki : Thank you.	(0:07:43.60)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Ms. Servant!	(0:07:57.83)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : I've actually been looking for someone to help with the cleaning.	(0:08:01.62)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Can I ask for your assistance?	(0:08:04.54)
▶ Yuki : The knife,	(0:08:14.18)
▶ Yuki : said to be the very first tool ever employed by mankind.	(0:08:15.30)
▶ Yuki : Simple enough for anyone to use,	(0:08:18.47)
▶ Yuki : and yet, in the hands of a practiced wielder, it can reliably end a target's life.	(0:08:20.27)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : W-Wait, wait, stop!	(0:08:23.31)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : I-I know I said something along the lines of needing help,	(0:08:25.02)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : but what I want you to do is clean!	(0:08:28.40)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : You know, cleaning!	(0:08:29.82)
▶ Yuki : Clean... Cleaning...	(0:08:31.15)
▶ Yuki : Yes. I know all about ＂cleaning.＂	(0:08:34.24)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Not in the assassination sense!	(0:08:36.70)
▶ Yuki : What other kind of ＂cleaning＂ would it be?	(0:08:38.70)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Oh, come on. Look at this mess of a room!	(0:08:40.54)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : And yes, I'm the one who made said mess, but!	(0:08:43.16)
▶ Yuki : I see.	(0:08:46.21)
▶ Yuki : One of these must be a body bag—	(0:08:47.50)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Let's move away from that for one second!	(0:08:49.42)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : I mean, like, you know... Taking out the trash, vacuuming, doing laundry...	(0:08:51.21)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : What I need is a housekeeper!	(0:08:54.97)
▶ Yuki : A housekeeper...	(0:08:57.01)
▶ Yuki : If I could do this housework, you would hire me?	(0:09:08.31)
▶ Yuki : M-M-My apologies.	(0:09:30.92)
▶ Yuki : I-I will clean this up right away—	(0:09:33.88)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Ms. Servant...	(0:09:37.93)
▶ Yuki : I'm sorry to have worried you.	(0:09:42.56)
▶ Yuki : I cannot be embarrassing myself any—	(0:09:44.18)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Oh, man.	(0:09:46.44)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Ms. Servant, are you...	(0:09:49.15)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : somewhat—no, extremely...	(0:09:51.15)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : clumsy?	(0:09:53.11)
▶ Yuki : I am truly sorry.	(0:09:57.53)
▶ Yuki : After a string of blunders like these,	(0:10:00.12)
▶ Yuki : I'm sure you no longer wish to hire me.	(0:10:02.28)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Well, I was the one who asked you to do something you weren't used to, and...	(0:10:08.71)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : It's never too late to start learning, right?	(0:10:16.38)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : I'll help, too.	(0:10:18.97)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : No, let's clean up together.	(0:10:20.72)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Will you help me?	(0:10:23.35)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Whoa!	(0:10:32.15)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : The living room looks so tidy! We're off to a great start!	(0:10:34.44)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : I just couldn't motivate myself to do it on my own.	(0:10:38.36)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : You really helped me out. Thanks!	(0:10:41.37)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Oh, man! I didn't realize how late it was!	(0:10:46.54)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : I had so much going on that I forgot to eat lunch.	(0:10:48.96)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Oh!	(0:10:51.79)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : By any chance, would you happen to be able to cook...	(0:10:52.29)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Ah... Yeah, sorry.	(0:10:55.55)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : No worries! I have the ultimate menu already in mind for tonight!	(0:10:57.84)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : So feel free to use the bath first!	(0:11:01.18)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : You really helped me out. Thanks!	(0:11:11.56)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : My name is Hitoyoshi Yokoya!	(0:11:20.86)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : I'm your average sophomore in high school.	(0:11:22.74)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : I'm fully enjoying a summer vacation without my parents around,	(0:11:25.45)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : and right now I'm feeling more nervous than ever!	(0:11:29.04)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : After all, a maid suddenly showed up claiming to be an assassin...	(0:11:32.67)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : No, not because of that!	(0:11:36.96)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Wh-What should I do?!	(0:11:43.05)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Knowing that lady, she's probably going to carelessly come out wearing only a towel—	(0:11:44.85)
▶ Yuki : Um...	(0:11:48.22)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Y-Yes?!	(0:11:48.89)
▶ Yuki : Thank you for allowing me to bathe first.	(0:11:49.52)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : My lost youth!	(0:11:51.44)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Um, you don't have to force yourself, okay?	(0:11:55.23)
▶ Yuki : That's quite all right. Knifework is the one thing I'm better at than anyone else.	(0:11:58.15)
▶ Yuki : I have finished shredding the cabbage!	(0:12:13.08)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Th-Thank you.	(0:12:15.38)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : All that's left is to prepare the instant miso soup and place the tonkatsu side dish!	(0:12:17.42)
▶ Yuki : Tonkatsu...	(0:12:22.17)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Huh? Do you not know what tonkatsu is?	(0:12:23.43)
▶ Yuki : I may have eaten something resembling it in the past.	(0:12:26.22)
▶ Yuki : However, I have little interest in food, and I tend not to remember much about it.	(0:12:29.97)
▶ Yuki : I've always thought of food as something ingested solely to sustain oneself,	(0:12:34.27)
▶ Yuki : and so I've never cared about its taste or form.	(0:12:39.61)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Are you serious?! What a waste!	(0:12:42.28)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : But... Your world is about to change once you try this tonkatsu!	(0:12:44.45)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Ta-da!	(0:12:48.62)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Established 60 years ago,	(0:12:49.87)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : the Katsuda Side Dish Store is the pride of our town's shopping district!	(0:12:51.66)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Early in the morning, Mr. and Mrs. Katsuda carefully prepare	(0:12:54.92)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : side dishes that are not only cheap but delicious!	(0:12:57.79)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : It's rumored that even famous celebrities secretly turn up for a taste!	(0:13:00.09)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : And now, without further ado... Please enjoy Katsuda's tonkatsu!	(0:13:04.01)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : You're kidding me! That was the dullest reaction yet!	(0:13:08.14)
▶ Yuki : Um... Please go ahead and eat.	(0:13:11.39)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : No worries!	(0:13:17.15)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : If we do this...	(0:13:19.32)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : and do that... See!	(0:13:20.77)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Dinner for two is served!	(0:13:24.49)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : For me and you, Ms. Serv—	(0:13:26.16)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Come to think of it...	(0:13:27.95)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : What is your name, Ms. Servant?	(0:13:28.99)
▶ Yuki : A name... I don't have a name.	(0:13:31.62)
▶ Yuki : Until now, I've had my employer call me whatever they wish to call me.	(0:13:35.71)
▶ Yuki : So you, too, may call me whatever you wish, Master Yokoya.	(0:13:40.67)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Oh, really? Hm...	(0:13:44.97)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Well, if that's okay, I guess I'll stick with Ms. Servant for now?	(0:13:47.84)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Apparently I suck at coming up with names.	(0:13:51.18)
▶ Yuki : That's strange.	(0:13:55.98)
▶ Yuki : I never cared about what name I was called until now...	(0:13:57.98)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Now, then!	(0:14:03.28)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Let's eat!	(0:14:04.57)
▶ Yuki : Let us eat.	(0:14:06.07)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Yep! Delish! I might just be a genius!	(0:14:08.95)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Wh-What do you think?	(0:14:20.63)
▶ Yuki : As usual,	(0:14:24.13)
▶ Yuki : I can't distinguish whether it tastes good or bad.	(0:14:25.59)
▶ Yuki : However...	(0:14:29.80)
▶ Yuki : I feel... warmth.	(0:14:38.02)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : How is it? Good?	(0:14:40.27)
▶ Yuki : Yes. It is most delicious.	(0:14:41.73)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : I'm glad to hear that!	(0:14:45.03)
▶ Yuki : I feel warmth...	(0:14:47.07)
▶ Yuki : From the bath, the meal...	(0:14:49.49)
▶ Yuki : and this person, as well.	(0:14:52.20)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Oh! Is it okay if your room is the end room on the second floor, Ms. Servant?	(0:14:53.83)
▶ Yuki : Oh...	(0:14:57.58)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : I put on fresh bed sheets and pillow covers,	(0:14:58.62)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : but if anything's wrong, just tell me, okay?	(0:15:02.42)
▶ Yuki : You prepared a room for me...?	(0:15:04.96)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Yep!	(0:15:07.13)
▶ Yuki : A name...	(0:15:09.97)
▶ Yuki : I don't have a name.	(0:15:11.34)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Hm... Oh? You're eating that tonkatsu on its own.	(0:15:30.65)
▶ Yuki : Was I not supposed to?	(0:15:35.66)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : You need tonkatsu sauce for tonkatsu.	(0:15:37.16)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : This one's a Katsuda Side Dish Store original!	(0:15:39.33)
▶ Yuki : Tonkatsu sauce...	(0:15:42.46)
▶ Yuki : Oh!	(0:15:58.14)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Was it delicious?	(0:16:01.85)
▶ Yuki : Ye...sh...	(0:16:03.35)
▶ Yuki : Tonkatsu... sauce...	(0:16:06.69)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : It's been a while since I had that dream.	(0:16:23.96)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : I think I've got some cup ramen left.	(0:16:32.59)
▶ Yuki : Oh! Um!	(0:17:05.21)
▶ Yuki : I-I was just... My apologies!	(0:17:06.38)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : No, it's fine. That's several loads off my mind.	(0:17:08.71)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Were you hungry, Ms. Servant?	(0:17:13.97)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : I got hungry, too, so...	(0:17:16.30)
▶ Yuki : Well, I...	(0:17:18.18)
▶ Yuki : When I thought of how any day— tomorrow included—could be my last,	(0:17:20.18)
▶ Yuki : I was thinking I wouldn't want to die without tasting this sauce one last time, so...	(0:17:23.64)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Then I have a great idea!	(0:17:28.48)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Pseudo sauce fondue!	(0:17:33.44)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : The ingredients aren't anything to write home about, but...	(0:17:36.45)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Eat up, eat up!	(0:17:39.16)
▶ Yuki : Tonkatsu... sauce...	(0:17:45.91)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Do you just like the taste of the sauce itself?	(0:17:48.50)
▶ Yuki : Um...	(0:17:53.76)
▶ Yuki : Did you have some kind of scary dream, Master Yokoya?	(0:17:54.84)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Huh? Why do you ask?	(0:17:58.51)
▶ Yuki : When I left my bed to go lick the s-sauce,	(0:17:59.89)
▶ Yuki : I heard groaning coming from your room.	(0:18:02.77)
▶ Yuki : I considered the very real possibility of an assassination attempt	(0:18:08.10)
▶ Yuki : and excused myself into your room.	(0:18:11.23)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : What possibility, exactly?!	(0:18:13.86)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : So... did you see me?	(0:18:16.20)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Th-That's so embarrassing! Did I say anything?	(0:18:23.83)
▶ Yuki : Yes. You said ＂Mom＂ numerous times.	(0:18:27.12)
▶ Yuki : I also...	(0:18:32.13)
▶ Yuki : had a dream.	(0:18:34.71)
▶ Yuki : The tonkatsu sauce started to talk to me.	(0:18:37.34)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Talk?	(0:18:40.09)
▶ Yuki : It said, ＂I'm this big, so no matter how much you lick me, I won't run out.＂	(0:18:41.22)
▶ Yuki : ＂You can have as much as you like.＂	(0:18:45.85)
▶ Yuki : But when I went in for a lick, I woke up.	(0:18:48.14)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Oh, man... It's the super sad kind.	(0:18:52.27)
▶ Yuki : Still...	(0:18:55.36)
▶ Yuki : It was a first for me.	(0:18:59.61)
▶ Yuki : Up until now, my only dreams have been about killing or being killed.	(0:19:01.99)
▶ Yuki : And I never felt anything in particular from my dreams, or from waking up.	(0:19:07.58)
▶ Yuki : It was the first time I ever felt like I wanted to keep dreaming.	(0:19:14.21)
▶ Yuki : That's why...	(0:19:19.88)
▶ Yuki : I felt a little sorry that you had to have a nightmare on a day like this.	(0:19:21.43)
▶ Yuki : And above that, that I didn't know of any ways to make you feel better.	(0:19:29.23)
▶ Yuki : That is what made me feel so sad and unfulfilled.	(0:19:35.32)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Sorry to make you worry.	(0:19:39.11)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : I have that dream every once in a while.	(0:19:41.24)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : I always had nightmares as a child, and whenever I would wake up crying,	(0:19:48.62)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : I could never get back to sleep without resting my head on my mom's lap.	(0:19:53.75)
▶ Yuki : Resting on a lap...	(0:19:58.80)
▶ Yuki : Then...	(0:20:03.14)
▶ Yuki : Please rest on my lap.	(0:20:06.60)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : What?	(0:20:13.81)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : No! No, no, no, no!	(0:20:14.61)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : That was back when I was a kid!	(0:20:15.94)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Right now, I'm an ordinary boy who understands public order and morals!	(0:20:17.40)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : And besides, an adolescent boy shouldn't be... Huh?	(0:20:20.15)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : It's so warm!	(0:20:49.43)
▶ Yuki : Yes... For me, too.	(0:20:51.23)
▶ Yuki : Um... Master Yokoya?	(0:20:56.65)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Uh, um... You can just call me Hitoyoshi, so...	(0:20:58.86)
▶ Yuki : U-Understood.	(0:21:02.70)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Then I think... I'll be...	(0:21:04.86)
▶ Yuki : Do you think you can sleep now, Master Hitoyoshi?	(0:21:09.12)
▶ Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Yeah... Thank you.	(0:21:16.83)