 Haruaki Abe : So this is Hyakki Academy Island. |
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Haruaki Abe : They even have convenience
stores and restaurants. |
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Haruaki Abe : Hey, that building at the top of the hill
looks like it might be Hyakki Academy. |
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Haruaki Abe : Yeah! It must be! |
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Haruaki Abe : I'm Haruaki Abe. |
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Haruaki Abe : I'm a teacher who came to work
at the school on this island. |
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Haruaki Abe : A year ago, I became a teacher at
a public high school, but then... |
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Haruaki Abe : Some delinquents threatened me, |
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Haruaki Abe : and I fled from the school just
30 minutes after arriving. |
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Haruaki Abe : I've spent the whole year since
then cooped up at home. |
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Haruaki Abe : I'm very aware of how pathetic this is. |
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Haruaki Abe : But this time, I'm gonna
be a wonderful teacher! |
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Haruaki Abe : And this high school... |
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Haruaki Abe : has traditional school uniforms.
It's what I always dreamed of! |
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Haruaki Abe : I absolutely love school uniforms! |
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Haruaki Abe : But it's not like I wear them or have
any interest in high school girls! |
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Haruaki Abe : Wow... |
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Haruaki Abe : This building's definitely got presence. |
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 Principal : Thank you for saying so. |
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Principal : Hey there, Haruaki-kun. |
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Haruaki Abe : Oh, you're the principal! |
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Principal : Thank you for coming. |
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Haruaki Abe : No, no! Thank you very much for hiring me! |
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Principal : It's my pleasure! Your family's
helped me out quite often, |
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Principal : and we need you at this school. |
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Haruaki Abe : Wow... |
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Haruaki Abe : No one's ever said they needed me before! |
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Principal : This is the class you'll be in charge of. |
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Principal : All of your students are
waiting for you, Abe-sensei. |
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Haruaki Abe : Right! I'll do my best! |
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Haruaki Abe : This time, I'm going to
be a wonderful teacher! |
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Haruaki Abe : In April, as the cherry blossoms danced, |
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Haruaki Abe : I became the teacher I always wanted to be. |
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Haruaki Abe : Or at least, I was supposed to... |
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Haruaki Abe : But there are youkai all around me! |
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Haruaki Abe : S... |
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Haruaki Abe : Sorry! Wrong room! |
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Haruaki Abe : Some strange creature was
performing a German suplex! |
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Principal : It's quite common for high
school boys to wrestle. |
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Haruaki Abe : That's not the part that freaked me out! |
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Haruaki Abe : Wh-Wh-What in the world is this school?! |
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Principal : Hyakki Academy is a youkai school where
youkai from all over Japan come to learn. |
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Principal : You will be our school's first... |
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Haruaki Abe : I'm going home! |
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Principal : ...human teacher. |
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Haruaki Abe : The principal's a strange creature, too! |
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Principal : I'm telling you that I'm a youkai. |
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Principal : Come, now. Hurry back to your classroom! |
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Haruaki Abe : N-No way! |
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Haruaki Abe : I'm gonna quit being a
teacher and become a baker! |
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Principal : Just get in your classroom already! |
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Haruaki Abe : Wait! |
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Haruaki Abe : U-Um... |
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 Mamekichi Maizuka : Sano-kun? What're you going to do? |
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 Mikoto Sano : Hey. |
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Haruaki Abe : A human? |
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Mikoto Sano : We're not gonna eat you
or anything, so come out. |
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Haruaki Abe : Right. I've been wanting to
come out for a while now, |
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Haruaki Abe : but I fit so snugly in here
that I can't seem to get out... |
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Haruaki Abe : Help me! Pull me out! Please! |
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Mikoto Sano : Damn it. Here. |
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Mikoto Sano : Even the girls don't sound that girly. |
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Mamekichi Maizuka : Hup. |
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Mamekichi Maizuka : Sensei, Sano-kun's a yakubyougami. |
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Mamekichi Maizuka : They use their youkai magic to
bring misfortune upon people. |
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Mamekichi Maizuka : Like what happened to you just now. |
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Mamekichi Maizuka : But this is rare, Sano-kun.
You don't usually use your powers. |
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Mikoto Sano : I got annoyed, and it just happened. |
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Haruaki Abe : Unbelievable. |
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Haruaki Abe : Not only did he strip me naked, he's thoroughly
wiping off the hand that held mine. |
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Principal : Haruaki-kun! A moment, please! |
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Principal : Honestly... We can't have our
teachers be scared of our students. |
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Haruaki Abe : I'm not scared of the students!
I'm scared of the youkai! |
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Principal : Oh, you're so helpless. |
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Principal : Here, I'll give you this. Please perk up a bit. |
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Haruaki Abe : What's this? |
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Principal : It's a youkai encyclopedia. |
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Principal : And also... |
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Haruaki Abe : Th-This is... |
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Haruaki Abe : Can I really have this? |
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Principal : Of course. I have high hopes for you. |
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Principal : I'm counting on you. |
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Principal : If you work hard, I'll even
gift you one of those uniforms. |
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Haruaki Abe : R-Really?! I-I'll do my best! |
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Haruaki Abe : And so... I'm going to be your
homeroom teacher starting today. |
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Mamekichi Maizuka : Seimei Abeno? |
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Haruaki Abe : Nope. |
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Haruaki Abe : It's Haruaki Abe. |
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Haruaki Abe : I'm a human. I-It's a
pleasure to meet you all. |
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Haruaki Abe : Please don't boo me! I'm going to cry! |
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Mikoto Sano : Quit crying. Don't be a pain. |
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Haruaki Abe : That blondie's a bit mean... |
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Haruaki Abe : O-Okay, I'm taking roll. |
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Haruaki Abe : The nopperabou, Mujina-kun. |
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Haruaki Abe : Oh, he actually has a face. |
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Haruaki Abe : The gashadokuro, Utagawa-san. |
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 Kuniko Utagawa : Here. |
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Haruaki Abe : Oh, she can turn human. |
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Haruaki Abe : The cyclops, Nyuudou-kun. |
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Haruaki Abe : Oh, it's the blondie. So he's a yakubyougami. |
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Haruaki Abe : Seems fitting somehow. |
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Haruaki Abe : Um... The yakubyougami, Mikoto Sano-kun. |
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Haruaki Abe : He totally ignored me. |
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Haruaki Abe : Next, the dorotabou, Koutarou Hijita-kun. |
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Mamekichi Maizuka : So about Hijita-kun... |
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Mamekichi Maizuka : His older sis is getting married in
Hawaii, so he's there right now. |
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Haruaki Abe : I see. Thanks for telling me, um... |
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Mamekichi Maizuka : I'm the mame-danuki, Mamekichi Maizuka! |
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Haruaki Abe : Maizuka-kun. |
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Mamekichi Maizuka : Yup! Pleased to meet ya, Seimei-kun. |
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Haruaki Abe : It's Haruaki. Also, if you could add ＂sensei＂— |
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Mamekichi Maizuka : Hiji-tan! You're back from Hawaii? |
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Mamekichi Maizuka : Whoa, that's awesome! It's the real deal! |
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Haruaki Abe : Oh, I'm this class's homeroom
teacher starting today. |
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Haruaki Abe : I'm Haruaki Abe. I'm a human. |
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Haruaki Abe : What in the world possessed you to do that?! |
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Mamekichi Maizuka : So about Hiji-tan... |
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Mamekichi Maizuka : He loves his older sis very much, and
she married a human, so he's on edge. |
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Mikoto Sano : Just saying the word ＂human＂
is enough to set him off now. |
(0:09:06.96) |
Haruaki Abe : What?! He's clearly just taking
his anger out on me, then! |
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Haruaki Abe : What the... Is he slinging mud at me? |
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Haruaki Abe : That's so mean, Hijita-kun! |
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Mikoto Sano : That's Hijita's youkai magic. |
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Haruaki Abe : What did I ever do to you? |
(0:09:24.25) |
Haruaki Abe : If you want to hate someone,
hate your brother-in-law... |
(0:09:26.18) |
Mikoto Sano : He looks more like a
dorotabou than Hijita does. |
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Haruaki Abe : Even if I wanted to go back... I can't. |
(0:09:38.81) |
Haruaki Abe : Because there's no place
for me in a human school. |
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Haruaki Abe : Once every three days,
delinquents would come after me... |
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Haruaki Abe : Sometimes, grade school kids made me cry... |
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Haruaki Abe : Not only has no one ever pitied me, |
(0:09:53.56) |
Haruaki Abe : but I've never made a single
friend ever since I was born. |
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Haruaki Abe : And yet I was finally
able to become a teacher! |
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Haruaki Abe : I'm sorry I'm a human! |
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Haruaki Abe : But I'm barely getting by as I am! |
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Haruaki Abe : So you could at least be
a little nicer to me... |
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Haruaki Abe : Er... Yeah, that was a joke... |
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Haruaki Abe : Okay, I'll continue taking attendance, then. |
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Haruaki Abe : Next, the zashikiwarashi, Beniko Zashiki-san. |
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Haruaki Abe : Huh? Is Zashiki-san absent today? |
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Mamekichi Maizuka : Well, actually, she hasn't been
here since winter of our first year. |
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Haruaki Abe : Really? |
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Haruaki Abe : I see... But we have our
class photo shoot tomorrow. |
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Haruaki Abe : I'd like for Zashiki-san to be in it... |
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Haruaki Abe : Maybe I'll go see her. |
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Mamekichi Maizuka : Huh? |
(0:10:50.40) |
Mamekichi Maizuka : There'd be trouble if you caused a
misunderstanding at the girls' dorm, |
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Mamekichi Maizuka : so I was told to keep an eye on you! |
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Haruaki Abe : What do you mean by that?! |
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Haruaki Abe : It's my first day and my
popularity's non-existent?! |
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Mamekichi Maizuka : The girls asked me to do it! |
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Mamekichi Maizuka : Just in case, I had Sano-kun tag
along, too. Right, Sano-kun? |
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Haruaki Abe : There won't be a ＂just in case＂!
You can stop stretching! |
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Haruaki Abe : Anyway, I'm really serious about this! |
(0:11:17.13) |
Haruaki Abe : At this rate, Zashiki-san
is going to be held back! |
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Haruaki Abe : We need to all be in that class picture! |
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Haruaki Abe : Zashikiwarashi are youkai
that bring good luck. |
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Haruaki Abe : If she came to school, maybe
my luck would improve, too. |
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Mikoto Sano : That's not what you're thinking, is it? |
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Haruaki Abe : Gulp! |
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Haruaki Abe : Of course not! Don't be silly! |
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Haruaki Abe : I-I know! Before we go to the girls' dorm,
I'll do some research on zashikiwarashi! |
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Mamekichi Maizuka : Say, Seimei-kun. What does that youkai
dictionary say about mame-danukis? |
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Haruaki Abe : Let's see. |
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Mamekichi Maizuka : N-N-N-No way! |
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Mamekichi Maizuka : If that was the case, my transformation
scenes would need to be censored! |
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Mamekichi Maizuka : Look! This was published in the year 2000! |
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Mamekichi Maizuka : No wonder the information's old! |
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Mamekichi Maizuka : We're in the 21st century now! |
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Haruaki Abe : But I guess this dictionary |
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Haruaki Abe : doesn't have an entry for a
yakubyougami like you, Sano-kun. |
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Mamekichi Maizuka : Not only is the information
old, it's lacking! |
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Mamekichi Maizuka : He's being left out! |
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Haruaki Abe : She's not answering. |
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Mamekichi Maizuka : Hey! Don't worry! I have a plan! |
(0:12:47.21) |
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Haruaki Abe : A plan? |
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Mamekichi Maizuka : Here I go! Transform! |
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Mamekichi Maizuka : Mamekichi Slime! Mamime for short! |
(0:12:53.82) |
Mamekichi Maizuka : I'll infiltrate the keyhole
and then open up the lock! |
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Haruaki Abe : Amazing! |
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Haruaki Abe : That's amazing, but that's almost a crime. |
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Mikoto Sano : Pretty sure it's not ＂almost＂ a crime,
but ＂very much＂ a crime. |
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Mamekichi Maizuka : Oh? |
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Haruaki Abe : Maizuka-kun! |
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Mikoto Sano : Mamime takes 300 damage. |
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Mamekichi Maizuka : I guess the door has youkai magic on it. |
(0:13:14.54) |
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Mikoto Sano : Mame! |
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Haruaki Abe : Hm? What's this? |
(0:13:20.81) |
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Haruaki Abe : Talk about an insidious threat! |
(0:13:23.94) |
Haruaki Abe : B-But a threat like this
means nothing to me! |
(0:13:26.96) |
Haruaki Abe : I'm pretty much socially
dead to all of my students! |
(0:13:30.15) |
Mikoto Sano : He's saying something so
insecure with such confidence. |
(0:13:34.49) |
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Mamekichi Maizuka : Hey, it's from Hiji-tan. |
(0:13:39.69) |
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Mamekichi Maizuka : S-Seimei-kun, look! |
(0:13:41.61) |
Mamekichi Maizuka : It says, ＂That time I was
holed up at home and some |
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Mamekichi Maizuka : annoying male teacher came to my door lol＂
on an internet message board. |
(0:13:45.75) |
Mikoto Sano : Jeez... Youkai kids these days are
so quick to put everything online. |
(0:13:48.54) |
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Haruaki Abe : How about I hole up myself?! |
(0:13:52.63) |
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Haruaki Abe : Zashiki-san, please open up! |
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 Beniko Zashiki : Yeah, yeah. Get lost, loser. |
(0:13:55.97) |
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Haruaki Abe : I know you're in there! |
(0:13:55.97) |
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Haruaki Abe : Zashiki-san! Open up! |
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Mamekichi Maizuka : Was there just a sudden wind? |
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Haruaki Abe : I don't know what happened, but lucky me! |
(0:14:19.82) |
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Haruaki Abe : Are you here, Zashiki-san? |
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Haruaki Abe : There you are, Zashiki-san! |
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Haruaki Abe : Hey, Zashiki-sa— |
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Beniko Zashiki : Shut the hell up! |
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Beniko Zashiki : I'm too busy saving the world from peril! |
(0:14:30.06) |
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Haruaki Abe : Oh, uh, sorry... |
(0:14:32.90) |
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Haruaki Abe : Er, huh? Saving the world from peril? |
(0:14:35.43) |
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Haruaki Abe : Are you... playing a game? |
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Beniko Zashiki : It's not a game. |
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Beniko Zashiki : The world behind this
screen is my true reality. |
(0:14:43.30) |
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Beniko Zashiki : It's real. |
(0:14:47.18) |
Beniko Zashiki : Wait, how the hell did you
guys get into my room? |
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Mikoto Sano : Just how detached from reality are you? |
(0:14:51.19) |
Mamekichi Maizuka : Hey, is that the game
Hiji-tan recommended to you? |
(0:14:54.10) |
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Beniko Zashiki : Yeah... |
(0:14:58.34) |
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Beniko Zashiki : Really? Yeah, I'll totally borrow it. |
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Beniko Zashiki : It was so fun that I couldn't stop. |
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Beniko Zashiki : For real?! |
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Beniko Zashiki : And then one thing led to
another, and I became a gamer. |
(0:15:15.68) |
Beniko Zashiki : Before I knew it, my days and nights were
flipped, and I couldn't get up in the morning. |
(0:15:19.08) |
Mikoto Sano : So, wait. It's Hijita's fault
you became a shut-in? |
(0:15:26.47) |
Haruaki Abe : I thought the reason would be more
delicate and like a labyrinth to navigate... |
(0:15:29.47) |
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Haruaki Abe : I'm begging you! Please come to school! |
(0:15:36.39) |
Haruaki Abe : I mean, you can't save
the world or start over |
(0:15:39.69) |
Haruaki Abe : if you mess up in school
like you can in a game... |
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Haruaki Abe : But I'm sure there are things at school |
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Haruaki Abe : that you can't enjoy in a game!
I'm sure of it! |
(0:15:49.45) |
Beniko Zashiki : You should take your own advice
and open your eyes to face reality. |
(0:15:55.18) |
Beniko Zashiki : The reality that you're kowtowing
and rubbing your head on |
(0:15:59.03) |
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Beniko Zashiki : a high schooler's underwear. |
(0:16:01.84) |
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Haruaki Abe : Y-Y-Y-You've got the wrong idea! Really! |
(0:16:04.02) |
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Haruaki Abe : I-I have no interest in sports bras! |
(0:16:06.25) |
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Beniko Zashiki : Shut your trap! |
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Mamekichi Maizuka : Beniko-chan, come back to school. |
(0:16:12.73) |
Beniko Zashiki : This teacher's made me
want to go even less now. |
(0:16:15.03) |
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Mamekichi Maizuka : But Seimei-kun's a really good guy! |
(0:16:19.05) |
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Mamekichi Maizuka : Though he's kind of a loser and cries a lot. |
(0:16:21.74) |
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Haruaki Abe : Damn it! That's not a compliment at all! |
(0:16:23.71) |
Haruaki Abe : Zashiki-san! You can be a shut-in
when you become an adult, |
(0:16:26.57) |
Haruaki Abe : but this is the only time you
can be a high school student. |
(0:16:31.02) |
Haruaki Abe : This is also the only time you'll
be able to wear sailor uniforms! |
(0:16:33.47) |
Haruaki Abe : I mean, you have pretty
black hair, and you're cute! |
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Haruaki Abe : I'd love to see you in a sailor uniform! |
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Principal : Now then, everyone. Make sure
you do your best again today. |
(0:16:47.23) |
Haruaki Abe : Zashiki-san said yesterday that she'd
show up. I wonder if she really will! |
(0:16:56.66) |
 Rintarou Miki : Sir, that Haruaki Abe guy... Just who is he? |
(0:17:01.85) |
Rintarou Miki : I can't imagine you'd hire a human
just because you know his family. |
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Principal : Well... It was a thousand years ago. |
(0:17:12.84) |
Principal : Back when youkai were much
more publicly out and about. |
(0:17:16.83) |
Principal : There was a very powerful human
who could exterminate youkai |
(0:17:22.01) |
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Principal : whenever they did anything bad. |
(0:17:25.98) |
Principal : Nowadays, we live in a much
more human-based society, |
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Principal : so we aren't as out and about anymore. |
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Principal : But his ancestors inherited these powers |
(0:17:36.42) |
Principal : and are currently running a
shrine as they protect the land. |
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Principal : And the second son of that family— |
(0:17:44.70) |
Principal : the one who most strongly inherited
these powers—is Haruaki Abe-kun. |
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Principal : It's true that if he's up against
humans, he's quite weak. |
(0:17:53.61) |
Principal : But to us youkai, Haruaki-kun
is a very powerful figure. |
(0:17:56.94) |
Principal : He might also be a great
inspiration to the students. |
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Principal : I do wonder... |
(0:18:08.50) |
Principal : Will the fact that I invited him to our
school work in our favor or will it not? |
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Principal : I'm excited to find out. |
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Mikoto Sano : I see. |
(0:18:17.86) |
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Mikoto Sano : So that thing he did back there... |
(0:18:19.74) |
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Mikoto Sano : was his exorcism power. |
(0:18:22.25) |
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Mikoto Sano : How interesting. |
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Mamekichi Maizuka : Morning, Seimei-kun! |
(0:18:29.99) |
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Mamekichi Maizuka : Aw, I'm sorry, Seimei-kun! |
(0:18:33.34) |
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Haruaki Abe : Oh, good morning, Maizuka-kun. |
(0:18:36.31) |
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Mikoto Sano : What're you doing? |
(0:18:39.72) |
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Haruaki Abe : Uh... The principal gave that to me! |
(0:18:43.98) |
Haruaki Abe : It must've gotten mixed
up in my school supplies! |
(0:18:46.94) |
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Haruaki Abe : It's my precious— |
(0:18:49.07) |
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Mikoto Sano : You perv. |
(0:18:50.01) |
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Mamekichi Maizuka : Don't worry, Seimei-kun. |
(0:18:51.31) |
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Mamekichi Maizuka : I promise I won't tell anyone. |
(0:18:53.36) |
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Haruaki Abe : Maizuka-kun's eyes look so kind. |
(0:18:56.77) |
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Beniko Zashiki : Hello? You guys are in the way. |
(0:19:01.84) |
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Haruaki Abe : Zashiki-san! You came! |
(0:19:04.29) |
Haruaki Abe : Wow! That red hoodie looks
great with your sailor uniform! |
(0:19:06.93) |
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Haruaki Abe : She's wearing pants under her skirt! |
(0:19:17.73) |
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Beniko Zashiki : Why do you look like some ghost in a photo? |
(0:19:21.83) |
Haruaki Abe : Zashiki-san! Wearing pants underneath
your skirt violates the dress code— |
(0:19:24.39) |
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Haruaki Abe : er, violates school rules! |
(0:19:28.25) |
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Beniko Zashiki : What? |
(0:19:29.82) |
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Mikoto Sano : Apparently he has a uniform fetish. |
(0:19:31.06) |
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Haruaki Abe : Wh-Why'd you say that, Sano-kun? |
(0:19:35.26) |
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Haruaki Abe : You just told me you wouldn't tell anyone... |
(0:19:37.71) |
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Haruaki Abe : Hey! What are you gonna do about this?! |
(0:19:40.15) |
Haruaki Abe : Just look at all the girls
looking at me like I'm trash! |
(0:19:42.43) |
Mikoto Sano : What're you talking about?
That's what they're doing. |
(0:19:46.54) |
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Mikoto Sano : Looking at trash. |
(0:19:49.10) |
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Haruaki Abe : That's so mean! |
(0:19:50.08) |
Haruaki Abe : Why do you keep trying to throw
me into the pits of misery?! |
(0:19:51.68) |
Mikoto Sano : Well, I'm a yakubyougami.
I feed off of human misery. |
(0:19:56.71) |
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Haruaki Abe : But that's... |
(0:20:00.48) |
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Haruaki Abe : Huh? |
(0:20:08.51) |
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Haruaki Abe : Hijita-kun! |
(0:20:17.85) |
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Haruaki Abe : And so we, the members of Class 2-3... |
(0:20:21.38) |
Haruaki Abe : ...were able to take our class photo
with all 26 members present. |
(0:20:30.66) |
Haruaki Abe : A lot happened, but I'm so glad we
all got to take a photo as a class! |
(0:20:36.58) |
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Mikoto Sano : Well... I guess you did work hard. |
(0:20:41.37) |
Haruaki Abe : A-A-A-Am I hearing things?!
Sano-kun just complimented me! |
(0:20:45.97) |
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Mikoto Sano : Huh? Yeah, you're definitely hearing things. |
(0:20:49.48) |
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Haruaki Abe : I really was hearing things! |
(0:20:51.89) |
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Haruaki Abe : Ow... |
(0:21:07.29) |
Haruaki Abe : What the heck? Zashiki-san came back to
school, but I'm not being blessed at all! |
(0:21:08.57) |
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Beniko Zashiki : So that's what you were after. |
(0:21:13.78) |
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Haruaki Abe : Huh? |
(0:21:16.07) |
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Beniko Zashiki : Listen up, Seimei. |
(0:21:17.72) |
Beniko Zashiki : Zashikiwarashi can be lucky or unlucky,
depending on what they're wearing. |
(0:21:19.30) |
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Haruaki Abe : Huh? |
(0:21:24.70) |
Beniko Zashiki : I'm wearing red right now, which means
I'm a harbinger of misfortune. |
(0:21:25.39) |
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Haruaki Abe : What?! |
(0:21:41.52) |
Beniko Zashiki : To be around two youkai
that bring misfortune... |
(0:21:43.52) |
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Beniko Zashiki : Your luck in general must really suck. |
(0:21:46.06) |
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Haruaki Abe : Huh? Two? |
(0:21:49.08) |
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Haruaki Abe : In April, as the cherry blossoms danced, |
(0:21:52.59) |
Haruaki Abe : I became the teacher I always
wanted to be at Hyakki Academy, |
(0:21:54.27) |
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Haruaki Abe : with a class that's filled with youkai. |
(0:21:57.07) |
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Haruaki Abe : And I just had a student German suplex me. |
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