 Miko Kurono : The Earth is in grave danger. |
(0:00:06.03) |
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Miko Kurono : Not that I give a damn. |
(0:00:08.51) |
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Miko Kurono : I'm being let go? |
(0:00:22.91) |
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Miko Kurono : Y-You can't do this, Boss! |
(0:00:31.55) |
Miko Kurono : This is the only place that'll let me work
without a guardian's signature! |
(0:00:34.72) |
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Miko Kurono : Uh, I'm not exactly popular. |
(0:00:46.28) |
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Miko Kurono : Yeah, I guess I should... |
(0:00:57.96) |
Miko Kurono : What's up? This is Necronomico,
your favorite variety streamer! |
(0:01:03.46) |
Miko Kurono : Today, I'm going to try
and be the first-ever person |
(0:01:14.05) |
Miko Kurono : to beat the early-access version
of Super Rumble Land
! |
(0:01:17.38) |
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Miko Kurono : Quit calling me that! |
(0:01:30.81) |
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Miko Kurono : Damn it! This is freakin' impossible! |
(0:01:42.09) |
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Miko Kurono : Man, I'm beat. |
(0:02:07.82) |
Miko Kurono : I'm getting so few views
it's actually pretty funny. |
(0:02:18.92) |
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Miko Kurono : Rent: 50,000 yen. Utilities: 10,000 yen. |
(0:02:24.57) |
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Miko Kurono : Internet and cell phone: 10,000 yen. |
(0:02:27.99) |
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Miko Kurono : My food: 10,000 yen. |
(0:02:29.66) |
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Miko Kurono : And your
food: |
(0:02:31.80) |
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Miko Kurono : 20,000 yen! |
(0:02:33.88) |
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Miko Kurono : I gotta find some way to turn things around! |
(0:02:37.42) |
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Miko Kurono : I need new content! Which means new ideas! |
(0:02:40.11) |
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Miko Kurono : Isn't that right, Mayu? |
(0:02:43.70) |
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Miko Kurono : I'm sorry, Mama. |
(0:02:53.27) |
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Miko Kurono : And I can't even make that much. |
(0:03:05.79) |
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Miko Kurono : Can't I work here? |
(0:03:11.67) |
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Miko Kurono : We'll just say I'm 20. |
(0:03:14.25) |
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Miko Kurono : Good point. |
(0:03:19.11) |
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Miko Kurono : I went to see her. At the hospital. |
(0:03:24.84) |
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Miko Kurono : She didn't have it. |
(0:03:34.49) |
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Miko Kurono : And even if she did, |
(0:03:35.96) |
Miko Kurono : ＂falling into a coma during a livestream＂
isn't something they cover, apparently. |
(0:03:37.50) |
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Miko Kurono : ＂You've been chosen as one of our lucky few.＂ |
(0:03:53.72) |
Miko Kurono : ＂If you participate,
as thanks you'll be given...＂ |
(0:03:55.88) |
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Miko Kurono : 100,000 yen? |
(0:04:00.25) |
Miko Kurono : If it's a scam, I can still
get a stream out of it. |
(0:04:03.47) |
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Miko Kurono : Wow, there's a bunch of people here. |
(0:04:06.98) |
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Miko Kurono : Are these all streamers? |
(0:04:13.21) |
 Kanna Kagurasaka : Necronomico! |
(0:04:17.58) |
Kanna Kagurasaka : Of all the people I could've run into here...
Why'd it have to be you
? |
(0:04:20.09) |
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Miko Kurono : I-It's you! |
(0:04:26.04) |
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Miko Kurono : Actually, who are you? |
(0:04:28.27) |
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Kanna Kagurasaka : Kagurazaka Kanna! |
(0:04:29.37) |
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Kanna Kagurasaka : How can you not remember me?! |
(0:04:31.45) |
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Miko Kurono : Oh, right. My bad. |
(0:04:37.36) |
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Kanna Kagurasaka : They were not
panties! |
(0:04:50.81) |
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Kanna Kagurasaka : They were overpants! |
(0:04:52.30) |
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Miko Kurono : So what're you mad at me
for? |
(0:04:54.26) |
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Kanna Kagurasaka : It was your fault! |
(0:04:56.35) |
Kanna Kagurasaka : You embarrassed me in front
of everyone at that festival! |
(0:04:57.92) |
Kanna Kagurasaka : My view counts have plummeted
since then, thanks to you! |
(0:05:01.11) |
Miko Kurono : Huh. I would've thought showing them
your panties would increase views. |
(0:05:04.89) |
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Kanna Kagurasaka : That's not how it works! |
(0:05:08.27) |
Kanna Kagurasaka : All my commenters wanted
to talk about was panties, |
(0:05:09.29) |
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Kanna Kagurasaka : and my original fans all left! |
(0:05:11.88) |
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Kanna Kagurasaka : And the creepy weirdos who replaced them |
(0:05:14.86) |
Kanna Kagurasaka : don't give the slightest shit about
beauty product or food reviews, |
(0:05:16.52) |
Kanna Kagurasaka : so now there's nobody left
to watch my channel! |
(0:05:19.30) |
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Kanna Kagurasaka : And it's all your fault! |
(0:05:21.89) |
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Miko Kurono : I'm recording, you know. |
(0:05:24.01) |
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Miko Kurono : Don't call your viewers ＂creepy weirdos.＂ |
(0:05:25.71) |
Kanna Kagurasaka : Don't you dare upload that.
Or post a word I just said online. |
(0:05:27.90) |
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Miko Kurono : You're a real piece of work, aren't you? |
(0:05:31.21) |
Kanna Kagurasaka : Honestly, I'm just shocked
you made the cut to be here. |
(0:05:32.98) |
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Miko Kurono : You got the message, too? |
(0:05:36.78) |
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Kanna Kagurasaka : I know. Let's have a little competition, Miko. |
(0:05:39.03) |
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Kanna Kagurasaka : We're playing some kind of game here, right? |
(0:05:41.21) |
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Miko Kurono : I guess. |
(0:05:42.99) |
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Kanna Kagurasaka : I don't know what kind of game it is, |
(0:05:43.86) |
Kanna Kagurasaka : but if you lose, you need
to apologize to me on stream. |
(0:05:45.83) |
Kanna Kagurasaka : On your knees, begging
for forgiveness, the works. |
(0:05:48.74) |
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Miko Kurono : You just don't let things go, huh? |
(0:05:50.86) |
 Kei Amakusa : What you're about to hear is subject
to your non-disclosure agreement |
(0:05:55.08) |
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Kei Amakusa : and may not be revealed publicly. |
(0:05:58.22) |
Kei Amakusa : Anyone who's recording, either audio
or video, please stop immediately. |
(0:06:00.91) |
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Kei Amakusa : Thank you for coming today. |
(0:06:05.38) |
Kei Amakusa : I'm the assistant director of the Megalox Inc.
Amusement Development Division, |
(0:06:08.98) |
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Kei Amakusa : Amenomura Kei. |
(0:06:13.23) |
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Kei Amakusa : Nice to meet you all. |
(0:06:15.05) |
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Miko Kurono : Does that make her important? |
(0:06:20.31) |
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Kanna Kagurasaka : Dunno. |
(0:06:21.90) |
 Eita : Megalox is one of the industry's
biggest companies. |
(0:06:22.84) |
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Eita : So she's probably pretty important, I'd guess. |
(0:06:25.19) |
 Seishirou Sano : Um, is it true that we can get 100,000 yen
just for test playing your game? |
(0:06:28.37) |
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Kei Amakusa : Yes. |
(0:06:34.00) |
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Kei Amakusa : We will pay the amount promised. |
(0:06:34.92) |
Kei Amakusa : But let me take this opportunity
to remind you all of your NDA. |
(0:06:37.90) |
Kei Amakusa : This project... is something
the world has never seen before. |
(0:06:42.93) |
Kanna Kagurasaka : You didn't bring us here
to advertise your game, then? |
(0:06:47.22) |
Kei Amakusa : For now, we're more interested
in gathering play data. |
(0:06:51.43) |
Kei Amakusa : So whether we decide to sponsor your streams
will be... dependent on what we see today. |
(0:06:56.09) |
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Kanna Kagurasaka : So it's just an audition with extra steps? |
(0:07:03.13) |
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Kanna Kagurasaka : Well, whatever. |
(0:07:05.13) |
Kanna Kagurasaka : If we do good today,
we get another call, right? |
(0:07:06.46) |
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Eita : An official sponsorship, huh? |
(0:07:09.61) |
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Kei Amakusa : It's time. |
(0:07:12.17) |
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Kanna Kagurasaka : A UFO? |
(0:07:20.65) |
Kei Amakusa : Welcome to the ultra-futuristic
VR game system, KADATH. |
(0:07:21.67) |
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Kei Amakusa : KADATH will take you to a fantastic world... |
(0:07:26.00) |
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Kei Amakusa : that feels completely real. |
(0:07:30.72) |
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Miko Kurono : What is this? |
(0:07:35.60) |
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Eita : They put a lot of effort into these seats. |
(0:07:38.40) |
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Kanna Kagurasaka : Um... something smells weird. |
(0:07:48.28) |
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Miko Kurono : This doesn't feel safe... |
(0:07:52.83) |
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Kei Amakusa : The devices are operating normally. |
(0:07:56.55) |
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Kei Amakusa : Without further ado, let us begin. |
(0:07:58.41) |
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Kei Amakusa : Please... |
(0:08:12.79) |
|
Kei Amakusa : Please... |
(0:08:14.65) |
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Kei Amakusa : be careful. |
(0:08:16.90) |
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Eita : Oww... |
(0:08:32.03) |
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Kanna Kagurasaka : Ouch... |
(0:08:33.96) |
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Kanna Kagurasaka : ＂Super Rumble Land＂? |
(0:08:35.59) |
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Kanna Kagurasaka : What the heck is this? |
(0:08:39.10) |
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Miko Kurono : D-Don't tell me this building is... |
(0:08:40.89) |
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Miko Kurono : Wait, what the hell is this? |
(0:08:50.35) |
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Kanna Kagurasaka : Eww! I'm so ugly! |
(0:08:52.51) |
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Kei Amakusa : I'm sure you all must be very surprised. |
(0:08:54.79) |
Kei Amakusa : KADATH is far superior
to any existing technology. |
(0:08:58.48) |
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Kei Amakusa : The system acts on your brain directly, |
(0:09:01.85) |
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Kei Amakusa : bringing the player into a ＂super-reality.＂ |
(0:09:04.42) |
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Seishirou Sano : Our brains? |
(0:09:06.65) |
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Kanna Kagurasaka : I knew this was bad news! |
(0:09:07.70) |
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Kanna Kagurasaka : Are we going to be okay? |
(0:09:09.55) |
Seishirou Sano : I imagine they're conducting this trial
in order to determine just that. |
(0:09:11.16) |
Seishirou Sano : That also explains why they were
so emphatic about the NDA. |
(0:09:15.21) |
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Kanna Kagurasaka : Who are you? |
(0:09:18.62) |
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Seishirou Sano : I'm Sano Seishiro. I upload math lessons. |
(0:09:20.16) |
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Kanna Kagurasaka : Oh, one of those educational types. |
(0:09:28.30) |
Seishirou Sano : Megalox has been losing
market share to gacha games |
(0:09:31.18) |
|
Seishirou Sano : and western games for the past few years. |
(0:09:34.49) |
Seishirou Sano : Perhaps this is their one big attempt
to turn things around. |
(0:09:36.59) |
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Miko Kurono : Tick Tock Man? |
(0:10:01.42) |
|
Kanna Kagurasaka : What kind of name is that? |
(0:10:03.02) |
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Kei Amakusa : Hey, you can't just... |
(0:10:06.96) |
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Eita : One million yen? |
(0:10:34.24) |
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Kanna Kagurasaka : Wait, that's way too good to be true! |
(0:10:36.62) |
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Miko Kurono : One million yen! |
(0:10:39.66) |
Miko Kurono : That's enough for me to get
totally paid up on my rent! |
(0:10:40.96) |
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Seishirou Sano : Don't be so careless! |
(0:11:08.28) |
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Kanna Kagurasaka : This doesn't even seem possible. |
(0:11:16.49) |
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Eita : It's not as hard it looks. |
(0:11:18.43) |
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Eita : It's all about memorization. |
(0:11:20.36) |
Eita : The pipes and blocks
all move in a set pattern. |
(0:11:23.35) |
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Kanna Kagurasaka : Memorization? |
(0:11:27.59) |
Kanna Kagurasaka : But that usually means dying over
and over until you learn the pattern. |
(0:11:28.71) |
|
Eita : Oh, a fellow gamer! |
(0:11:33.09) |
|
Kanna Kagurasaka : Hey, haven't I seen you somewhere before? |
(0:11:34.94) |
|
Seishirou Sano : That's Eita-kun, an esports player. |
(0:11:39.09) |
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Seishirou Sano : He's been on TV a lot lately. |
(0:11:41.61) |
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Eita : That's right! |
(0:11:43.43) |
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Eita : Guess I'm famous now. |
(0:11:44.99) |
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Eita : Nice to meet you all! |
(0:11:48.16) |
Eita : They wouldn't design it
to actually be impossible to beat. |
(0:11:52.97) |
|
Eita : It's a game, after all! |
(0:11:56.57) |
|
Eita : See? |
(0:12:00.58) |
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Eita : That's a pretty common pattern. |
(0:12:01.46) |
|
Eita : And the next part is easy. |
(0:12:02.81) |
Eita : Just cross over the blocks
when they go all the way down. |
(0:12:03.87) |
Eita : Don't try to climb it. Just wait
for it to come all the way down. |
(0:12:08.33) |
|
Eita : Go right ahead. |
(0:12:15.74) |
Eita : It's just the first level, so there
probably isn't anything too unfair. |
(0:12:24.51) |
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Eita : That's my opinion as a pro gamer, anyway. |
(0:12:29.47) |
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Kanna Kagurasaka : You take kids' games really seriously, huh? |
(0:12:32.86) |
Kanna Kagurasaka : Whatever. Miko, don't think I've
forgotten about our little contest! |
(0:12:36.25) |
Kanna Kagurasaka : This is simple enough.
It's basically World 1-1. |
(0:12:39.95) |
|
Miko Kurono : So what about this, then? |
(0:12:43.37) |
|
Miko Kurono : Hop, step, jump! |
(0:12:47.62) |
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Eita : The classic shortcut. |
(0:12:51.82) |
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Eita : Nice work. |
(0:12:53.21) |
Eita : When one set of blocks disappears,
the next takes its place. |
(0:12:58.82) |
Eita : So I just need to jump
where the blocks will
be! |
(0:13:02.64) |
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Kanna Kagurasaka : Knock it off! |
(0:13:26.12) |
|
Miko Kurono : No, you
knock it off! |
(0:13:27.98) |
|
Kanna Kagurasaka : Just give up and fall! |
(0:13:29.19) |
|
Miko Kurono : No! |
(0:13:31.23) |
|
Miko Kurono : I want that sponsorship! |
(0:13:32.22) |
|
Kanna Kagurasaka : Yuck. |
(0:13:34.55) |
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Seishirou Sano : They never said anything about a time limit! |
(0:13:59.44) |
|
Seishirou Sano : Bosses...? |
(0:14:09.12) |
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Eita : Don't do your debugging on the live servers! |
(0:14:18.04) |
|
Miko Kurono : Seriously? |
(0:14:26.47) |
|
Miko Kurono : I don't like the look of that... |
(0:14:34.79) |
|
Miko Kurono : Let's go! |
(0:14:36.47) |
|
Kanna Kagurasaka : Wait! |
(0:14:38.36) |
|
Miko Kurono : What is this? |
(0:14:57.10) |
|
Kanna Kagurasaka : Seriously? |
(0:15:02.96) |
|
Kanna Kagurasaka : This isn't World 1-1 anymore. It's 8-4! |
(0:15:04.19) |
|
Kanna Kagurasaka : Can we ask them to increase the prize money? |
(0:15:08.47) |
|
Miko Kurono : Whatever you do, don't fall off. |
(0:15:11.21) |
|
Eita : Looks like we're in the lead. |
(0:15:13.74) |
|
Eita : Which means... |
(0:15:15.99) |
Eita : We can't learn from the
others' failures anymore. |
(0:15:17.58) |
Eita : They make these so you can
dash through them, right? |
(0:15:24.83) |
|
Eita : Now! |
(0:15:29.34) |
|
Eita : Okay! |
(0:15:33.00) |
|
Kanna Kagurasaka : No way! |
(0:15:35.85) |
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Miko Kurono : This way! |
(0:15:43.63) |
|
Kanna Kagurasaka : Invisible floors? |
(0:15:44.72) |
|
Kanna Kagurasaka : Yes! |
(0:15:47.13) |
|
Kanna Kagurasaka : Wait, no! I need to go, too! |
(0:15:48.33) |
 Tsugumi Tsukasa : No way... |
(0:15:58.36) |
|
Eita : Really? |
(0:15:59.27) |
|
Seishirou Sano : It's going to suck us in! |
(0:16:00.94) |
|
Kanna Kagurasaka : You're kidding me! |
(0:16:07.86) |
|
Miko Kurono : Jump! |
(0:16:08.78) |
|
Miko Kurono : Oh, no! |
(0:16:23.67) |
|
Miko Kurono : We reached the goal? |
(0:16:50.17) |
|
Kanna Kagurasaka : ＂Unexpected,＂ my ass! |
(0:16:57.51) |
|
Kanna Kagurasaka : The time limit was your
idea! |
(0:16:58.92) |
|
Kanna Kagurasaka : I thought that was gonna kill me! |
(0:17:01.33) |
|
Kanna Kagurasaka : What is this, a cosplay convention? |
(0:17:20.85) |
|
Tsugumi Tsukasa : What in the world? |
(0:17:35.53) |
 Hiroshi Takashiro : Huh? What is this place? |
(0:17:36.78) |
|
Eita : No, six! |
(0:17:43.34) |
|
Seishirou Sano : You mean seven! |
(0:17:44.79) |
|
Seishirou Sano : That was so mean, Eita-kun! |
(0:17:47.36) |
|
Seishirou Sano : How could you use me as a stepping stone? |
(0:17:49.03) |
Eita : You couldn't have made it
to the goal on your own, right? |
(0:17:51.06) |
|
Eita : If anything, you owe me. |
(0:17:53.63) |
|
Tsugumi Tsukasa : Monsters? |
(0:18:04.50) |
|
Eita : Wait, those are cheers? |
(0:18:05.48) |
|
Kanna Kagurasaka : That's not the issue here! |
(0:18:07.88) |
|
Miko Kurono : ＂Main event＂? |
(0:18:26.09) |
|
Miko Kurono : Wait, wait! |
(0:18:41.41) |
Miko Kurono : Hey. I'm starting to get a really
bad feeling about this. |
(0:18:42.87) |
|
Miko Kurono : Are the ones who were eliminated okay? |
(0:18:46.52) |
|
Kanna Kagurasaka : ＂Physically＂? |
(0:18:54.56) |
|
Miko Kurono : Who are you people? |
(0:18:55.98) |
|
Miko Kurono : Now what? |
(0:19:03.39) |
|
Miko Kurono : Mayu...? |
(0:19:24.81) |
|
Miko Kurono : You can't be Mayu, right? |
(0:19:36.66) |
|
Miko Kurono : So why do you have her face?! |
(0:19:41.54) |
|
Miko Kurono : So that means... |
(0:19:58.43) |
|
Miko Kurono : The ones... |
(0:20:03.84) |
|
Miko Kurono : The ones responsible for Mayu's coma... |
(0:20:09.31) |
|
Miko Kurono : were you?! |
(0:20:14.62) |
|
Miko Kurono : So what?! |
(0:20:27.50) |
|
Kanna Kagurasaka : What's going on? |
(0:20:43.10) |
|
Kanna Kagurasaka : We're back to where we were...? |
(0:20:45.10) |
|
Eita : No way... |
(0:21:03.10) |
|
Tsugumi Tsukasa : They're... dead? |
(0:21:05.26) |
|
Seishirou Sano : No. They still seem to be breathing. |
(0:21:07.77) |
|
Seishirou Sano : But they've lost their sanity, it seems. |
(0:21:10.42) |
|
Hiroshi Takashiro : So they've gone mad? |
(0:21:12.50) |
|
Kei Amakusa : They are the ＂Great Old Ones.＂ |
(0:21:21.85) |
|
Eita : What's going on? |
(0:21:25.23) |
|
Kei Amakusa : Evil gods that once ruled the Earth... |
(0:21:27.32) |
|
Kei Amakusa : The old gods. |
(0:21:30.80) |
|
Hiroshi Takashiro : The Outer Gods? |
(0:21:32.56) |
|
Hiroshi Takashiro : Are you saying they're real? |
(0:21:34.42) |
Kei Amakusa : But right now, they only exist
within this VR facility. |
(0:21:38.14) |
Kei Amakusa : You'll have to beat them in the games
that are about to be held. |
(0:21:42.18) |
|
Kei Amakusa : I know we have no right to ask this of you. |
(0:21:47.83) |
|
Kei Amakusa : But there's still time. |
(0:21:50.28) |
|
Kei Amakusa : Please... |
(0:21:53.69) |
|
Kei Amakusa : Please save the world! |
(0:21:55.26) |
|
Kei Amakusa : Please! |
(0:21:57.63) |
|
Miko Kurono : Like I give a shit! |
(0:21:59.23) |
|
Miko Kurono : I don't care what happens to the world. |
(0:22:01.88) |
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Miko Kurono : But they drove Mayu mad, didn't they? |
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Miko Kurono : They took Mayu from me! |
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Miko Kurono : So what do I need to do... |
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Miko Kurono : to kill them?! |
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