 Yuuko Yoshida : I had a dream... |
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 Lilith : Yuko. |
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Lilith : Heed me, Yuko. |
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Lilith : Thou must awaken. |
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Lilith : Thou must awaken. |
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Yuuko Yoshida : Who are you? |
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Lilith : Thou hast inherited the blood of the dark ones. |
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Lilith : You must vanquish a Magical Girl who lives
in this town, and restore our clan to its former glory. |
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Yuuko Yoshida : Uh, no can do. Too sleepy. |
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Lilith : Wait. Hello? |
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Lilith : Wakey-wakey. |
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Lilith : Good morning? |
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Lilith : Hey, wake the hell up! |
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Lilith : You sorry excuse for an heir! |
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Yuuko Yoshida : Jeez, that dream sure took a turn for the scary... |
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Yuuko Yoshida : My head feels heavy... |
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Yuuko Yoshida : My name is Yuko Yoshida. |
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Yuuko Yoshida : I'm just an ordinary 15-year-old girl. |
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 Ryouko Yoshida : Mornin', Sis. |
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Yuuko Yoshida : Huh? |
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Yuuko Yoshida : Good morning, Ryo... |
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Yuuko Yoshida : Huh? |
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Yuuko Yoshida : What're these? |
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Yuuko Yoshida : Something very abnormal
is popping out of my very normal head. |
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 EXTRA : Yuko Awakens!!
For Family Reasons You're Now a Demon Girl |
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Yuuko Yoshida : M-Mom! |
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 Seiko Yoshida : Don't make so much noise, Yuko. |
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Yuuko Yoshida : Help, I've grown these weird horns! And a tail, too! |
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Yuuko Yoshida : I can feel them like part of my body!
I can move them, too! |
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Seiko Yoshida : Just calm down. |
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Yuuko Yoshida : Load, fulcrum, effort...
my brain just bounced like a seesaw...! |
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Seiko Yoshida : It seems this day has finally come. |
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Ryouko Yoshida : Hey mom, what are those really chic things
growing out of Yuko? |
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Seiko Yoshida : Yu and Ryo, listen to me. I must tell you about
the ancient secret of the Yoshida family. |
(0:03:29.25) |
Yuuko Yoshida : Oh jeez, why did this have to happen
on a Sunday morning of all days...? |
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Seiko Yoshida : The truth is, neither of you are ordinary human children. |
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Yuuko Yoshida : Uh-huh, that's cool mom. |
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Ryouko Yoshida : We're not ordinary... |
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Yuuko Yoshida : Wait, what?! |
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Ryouko Yoshida : I heard that piano drop just now. |
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Seiko Yoshida : The Yoshida family has been sustained
by the power of darkness since ancient times. |
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Seiko Yoshida : We are descendants of the "Dark Clan"
that were banished long ago. |
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Yuuko Yoshida : Wow... "darkness," huh? This is too surreal.
I must still be dreaming, so back to bed with me- |
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Seiko Yoshida : Don't try and run from reality. |
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Yuuko Yoshida : My brain is bouncing around again! |
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Ryouko Yoshida : So, our whole family are "Descendants of Darkness." |
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Yuuko Yoshida : Forget that for a minute,
you still haven't cooked our breakfast rice. |
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Seiko Yoshida : We've run out of rice for this month. |
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Seiko Yoshida : More importantly, there's something that I must tell you. |
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Seiko Yoshida : The reason that we live in poverty like this
is because of our mortal enemies, the "Light Clan." |
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Yuuko Yoshida : "Light"?! |
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Seiko Yoshida : Our battle with them spanned across centuries, |
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Seiko Yoshida : but they successfully sealed
all our power and luck away. |
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Seiko Yoshida : That's why we look like ordinary humans now. |
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Seiko Yoshida : In the end, they put the "$400 Per Month" curse upon us. |
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Seiko Yoshida : They've taken nearly everything from us. |
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Yuuko Yoshida : That curse really hit where it counts. Seconds please. |
(0:04:39.16) |
Seiko Yoshida : There was nothing else
they could have sealed away, I suppose. |
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Seiko Yoshida : Anyway, it seems that you've
somehow caused a lapse in the seal. |
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Seiko Yoshida : Those horns and tail you've grown were part
of the trademark appearance of our ancestors! |
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Seiko Yoshida : You must fully break the seal to gain control
over the evil energy and then master it. |
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EXTRA : Money! Power! Delicious food!
You must fully break the seal to gain control
over the evil energy and then master it. |
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EXTRA : Money! Power! Delicious food!
You must fully break the seal to gain control |
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Seiko Yoshida : over the evil energy and then master it. |
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Yuuko Yoshida : But doesn't that make me the bad guy? |
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Yuuko Yoshida : What good is gonna come from doing that? |
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Seiko Yoshida : If you manage to break the seal,
you should get a little taller. |
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Seiko Yoshida : And our financial woes will certainly improve. |
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Seiko Yoshida : We'll be able to go to one of those
all-you-can-eat-and-drink buffets! |
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Yuuko Yoshida : Will that include one of those tower of pancakes?! |
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Yuuko Yoshida : It's a feast!
Then I'll do whatever you want me to, Mom! |
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Yuuko Yoshida : Then I'll do whatever you want me to, Mom! |
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Ryouko Yoshida : We can build a library in our house. |
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Yuuko Yoshida : So, what exactly do I need to do? |
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Yuuko Yoshida : Get some!
So, what exactly do I need to do? |
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Yuuko Yoshida : So, what exactly do I need to do? |
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Seiko Yoshida : You must defeat a "Magical Girl," one of the priests
of the Light Clan that sealed away our powers. |
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Yuuko Yoshida : One, two, three! One, two, three!
Defeat a Magical Girl? Roger that! |
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Seiko Yoshida : Then you must drain their blood and offer it
to the Demon God Statue of our ancestors! |
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Yuuko Yoshida : "Blood"?! |
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Yuuko Yoshida : "Demon God Statue"? |
(0:05:27.20) |
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Yuuko Yoshida : Where the heck do I find that? |
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Seiko Yoshida : You know, that thing I always use to prop the door open. |
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Ryouko Yoshida : Mom, open up. |
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Ryouko Yoshida : We know you're in there taking a nap. |
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Yuuko Yoshida : The doorstop?! |
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Yuuko Yoshida : Demon God Statue! This is the object
that the spirits of my ancestors are drawn to. |
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Yuuko Yoshida : My mom thought it was just the perfect weight
and size, so she used it as a doorstop. |
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Seiko Yoshida : That was just a camouflage. |
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Yuuko Yoshida : What are you doing, Mom? |
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Ryouko Yoshida : I found the statue. |
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Seiko Yoshida : I need to submit this form to notify
that you're now active as a Demon Girl. |
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Yuuko Yoshida : Submit it to who? |
(0:05:54.83) |
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Seiko Yoshida : The Demon Directory. |
(0:05:56.12) |
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Yuuko Yoshida : The Demon Bakery?! |
(0:05:57.29) |
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Ryouko Yoshida : She said, Demon "Directory." |
(0:05:58.62) |
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Seiko Yoshida : Your Demon Girl name will need to be something fitting! |
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Seiko Yoshida : What about these? |
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Yuuko Yoshida : Huh?! I want some time to think about it.
Actually, these are all terrible! |
(0:06:03.91) |
Seiko Yoshida : Okay, I'm putting down
"Shadow Mistress Yuko." Fax sent! |
(0:06:07.83) |
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Yuuko Yoshida : A corny name sent by an even cornier machine! |
(0:06:12.08) |
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Ryouko Yoshida : "Shadow Mistress"... |
(0:06:14.50) |
Ryouko Yoshida : Does this mean you're going into business
as a sadistic seductress? |
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Yuuko Yoshida : How exactly am I going to defeat a Magical Girl? |
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Seiko Yoshida : Since you've grown horns and a tail, it means the powers
of our ancestors have somewhat returned to you. |
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Seiko Yoshida : Can you feel any of the dark energy flowing within you? |
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Yuuko Yoshida : I don't even know what that would feel like!
The only thing I feel is hungry! |
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Seiko Yoshida : Don't you feel like you've gotten stronger at all? |
(0:06:33.16) |
Yuuko Yoshida : Actually, these horns are so heavy I feel like
I'm on my way to becoming a hunchback. |
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Seiko Yoshida : Perhaps nothing substantial has actually changed. |
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Yuuko Yoshida : I think that my center of gravity has changed,
and it's making me dizzy! |
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Yuuko Yoshida : If anything, I'm weaker now! |
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Yuuko Yoshida : Mom, if I'm going to fight,
then do I get some kind of equipment? |
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Yuuko Yoshida : You know, like in video games and stuff! |
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EXTRA : I bequeath you this staff and these herbs. |
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EXTRA : For real? |
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Seiko Yoshida : Unfortunately, modern society dictates that anyone
walking around with weapons will be arrested. |
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Seiko Yoshida : It's a harsh reality. |
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Yuuko Yoshida : But then... |
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Seiko Yoshida : That's why... I've prepared this! |
(0:07:03.66) |
Seiko Yoshida : A splendid weapon capable of shredding apart
even the most well-cooked of eggs! |
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Yuuko Yoshida : I'm very familiar with it! |
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Seiko Yoshida : And take this, it should help to camouflage your weapon. |
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Yuuko Yoshida : Feels like I'm ready for a picnic! |
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Yuuko Yoshida : I'm heading out! |
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Ryouko Yoshida : Good luck, Sis! |
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Yuuko Yoshida : And so, I proceeded forth on my quest despite
being unsatisfied with the parameters of my character. |
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Yuuko Yoshida : Wait, I'm getting ahead of myself here. |
(0:07:21.54) |
Yuuko Yoshida : I'm supposed to splatter her blood
all over this statue, right? |
(0:07:24.29) |
Yuuko Yoshida : But I hate icky horror films
and I have the worst grades in gym class. |
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Yuuko Yoshida : This is impossible. |
(0:07:30.37) |
Yuuko Yoshida : I have no idea where to find
one of these "Magical Girls" anyway. |
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Yuuko Yoshida : Hold on, I had a dream this morning. |
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Lilith : You must vanquish a Magical Girl who lives in this town,
and restore our clan to its former glory. |
(0:07:38.54) |
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Yuuko Yoshida : What was up with that? |
(0:07:43.20) |
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Yuuko Yoshida : "Lives in this town"? I wonder where, exactly? |
(0:07:44.91) |
 Momo Chiyoda : Horns? |
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Yuuko Yoshida : Sigh... |
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Yuuko Yoshida : My head is so heavy now... |
(0:07:49.62) |
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Yuuko Yoshida : It feels like someone just glued two dumbbells on it. |
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Yuuko Yoshida : Ah. |
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Yuuko Yoshida : Oops, oops, gah... |
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Yuuko Yoshida : Eeeek! |
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Yuuko Yoshida : Oh no! My sealed ancestor's spirit! |
(0:08:10.37) |
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Yuuko Yoshida : Oh, that's good. It's not broken. |
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Yuuko Yoshida : Actually, I think that all broke ME instead. |
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Yuuko Yoshida : W-waaah! |
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Momo Chiyoda : Look out! |
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Yuuko Yoshida : Huh? What? Wh-where did that dump truck just go? |
(0:08:54.29) |
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Momo Chiyoda : Are you all right? |
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Momo Chiyoda : She stopped it with one hand? |
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Momo Chiyoda : Are you okay, mister? |
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Momo Chiyoda : I stopped the truck as gently as I could. |
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EXTRA : Y-yeah. |
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EXTRA : Are you okay? |
(0:09:16.41) |
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Momo Chiyoda : I'm fine. |
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EXTRA : Right, well then... |
(0:09:18.75) |
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Momo Chiyoda : Make sure you watch where you're going from now on. |
(0:09:22.62) |
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Yuuko Yoshida : O-okay. Sorry. |
(0:09:24.45) |
Yuuko Yoshida : Please be a cosplay. Please be a cosplay.
Um, are you cosplaying? |
(0:09:26.41) |
Yuuko Yoshida : Please be a cosplay. Please be a cosplay!
Please be a cosplay! |
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Momo Chiyoda : Nope. I'm a Magical Girl. |
(0:09:32.29) |
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Yuuko Yoshida : That figures... |
(0:09:34.58) |
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Yuuko Yoshida : You stopped that truck with one hand, after all. |
(0:09:35.62) |
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Yuuko Yoshida : I've found my target... |
(0:09:37.62) |
Yuuko Yoshida : Gulp!
I've found my target... |
(0:09:38.00) |
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Yuuko Yoshida : I've found my target... |
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Momo Chiyoda : It's been a long time since I've had to transform, though. |
(0:09:40.08) |
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Momo Chiyoda : Actually, those horns of yours seem like... |
(0:09:42.91) |
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Yuuko Yoshida : U-um... |
(0:09:44.79) |
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Momo Chiyoda : What? Are you hungry? |
(0:09:46.70) |
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Momo Chiyoda : You can have this. |
(0:09:48.87) |
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Yuuko Yoshida : What exactly is this? |
(0:09:50.62) |
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Momo Chiyoda : It's bread? A sandwich? |
(0:09:52.50) |
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Yuuko Yoshida : I'm confused. Why give me something like this? |
(0:09:54.54) |
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Momo Chiyoda : Huh? Well, you looked like you were hungry. |
(0:09:57.20) |
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Momo Chiyoda : And because you're short. |
(0:10:00.08) |
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Yuuko Yoshida : Oh, I see! |
(0:10:01.54) |
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Yuuko Yoshida : She's taking pity on me! |
(0:10:06.16) |
Yuuko Yoshida : Outrage! Outrage!
I've never had an experience so humiliating before! |
(0:10:07.75) |
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Yuuko Yoshida : Huh? |
(0:10:12.95) |
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Momo Chiyoda : Snicker. |
(0:10:16.87) |
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Momo Chiyoda : You really are starving, aren't you? |
(0:10:17.33) |
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Yuuko Yoshida : Ugh! |
(0:10:19.04) |
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Yuuko Yoshida : Don't think this means you've won! |
(0:10:20.33) |
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Yuuko Yoshida : But I really appreciate you saving me! |
(0:10:22.87) |
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Momo Chiyoda : She's a weird one. |
(0:10:26.29) |
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Yuuko Yoshida : Outrage! |
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EXTRA : Don't give up, Yuko! Use this experience
as your first step to becoming a great demon! |
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Yuuko Yoshida : Outrage! |
(0:10:33.62) |
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Yuuko Yoshida : I'm heading off to school! |
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Lilith : Thou hast inherited the blood of the dark ones. |
(0:10:52.41) |
Lilith : Vanquish a Magical Girl
and restore our clan to its former glory. |
(0:10:54.87) |
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Yuuko Yoshida : I ran across a Magical Girl! She actually saved me! |
(0:10:58.66) |
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Yuuko Yoshida : And took pity on me... |
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Yuuko Yoshida : Boy, that sure was a weird dream I had yesterday. |
(0:11:05.95) |
Yuuko Yoshida : Growing horns and finding out
that I'm the descendant of demons... |
(0:11:09.20) |
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Yuuko Yoshida : then leaving to find a Magical Girl to defeat. |
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 Anri Sata : Yuko! |
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Anri Sata : G'morning! |
(0:11:15.83) |
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Yuuko Yoshida : Good morning, Anri! |
(0:11:16.91) |
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Yuuko Yoshida : You're up really early today. |
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Anri Sata : We've got a soft tennis tournament coming up this week,
so I've got practice every morning. |
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Yuuko Yoshida : Oh? |
(0:11:25.04) |
Anri Sata : Yeah, our team actually just got
a new manager and they're super funny. |
(0:11:26.12) |
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Yuuko Yoshida : Really? |
(0:11:31.75) |
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Anri Sata : Sorry to be rude, but are those horns? |
(0:11:32.79) |
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Yuuko Yoshida : I suppose I can see how they might look that way! |
(0:11:35.50) |
Anri Sata : That's what they are!
Horns and a tail, right in front of me! |
(0:11:37.16) |
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Yuuko Yoshida : It wasn't a dream... |
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EXTRA : Morning! |
(0:11:44.04) |
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Yuuko Yoshida : I'll be honest, these things just suddenly grew in... |
(0:11:46.37) |
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Yuuko Yoshida : and I have no idea what I should do with them. |
(0:11:50.54) |
Anri Sata : I bet you could hang your umbrella
or gym clothes from them, no? |
(0:11:53.00) |
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Anri Sata : That would make life easier. |
(0:11:56.08) |
Yuuko Yoshida : Well, I'm not really worried about
how to make my life easier... |
(0:11:57.29) |
Anri Sata : Actually, I think that would make
paying for stuff or eating on the go a real cinch! |
(0:12:00.25) |
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Anri Sata : Your arms will be free! |
(0:12:03.62) |
Yuuko Yoshida : Yummy, yummy, yummy...!
Your arms will be free! |
(0:12:04.12) |
Yuuko Yoshida : Yummy, yummy, yummy...!
Now that you mention it, that's true! |
(0:12:04.79) |
Yuuko Yoshida : Yummy, yummy, yummy...!
They could be really handy! |
(0:12:07.04) |
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Anri Sata : Let's give it a try. |
(0:12:08.45) |
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Yuuko Yoshida : Um, huh? |
(0:12:10.08) |
Anri Sata : Here.
Um, huh? |
(0:12:10.95) |
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Yuuko Yoshida : Oh... it worked. |
(0:12:11.83) |
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Yuuko Yoshida : Never mind! It's way too heavy! |
(0:12:13.91) |
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Anri Sata : Sorry! I forgot that you're not that strong. |
(0:12:15.54) |
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Yuuko Yoshida : Load, fulcrum, effort... Load, fulcrum, effort... |
(0:12:18.20) |
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EXTRA : Yuri-yuri? |
(0:12:21.83) |
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EXTRA : I prefer Masashi. |
(0:12:22.66) |
Anri Sata : Hm, so those horns and tail
just kind of sprouted over night?
When's season 2? |
(0:12:23.83) |
Anri Sata : Hm, so those horns and tail
just kind of sprouted over night? |
(0:12:25.20) |
Yuuko Yoshida : I'm embarrassed to say it,
but there's a lot going on in my family. |
(0:12:27.04) |
Yuuko Yoshida : Apparently, because I grew these horns
it's my destiny to find and murderize a Magical Girl. |
(0:12:30.95) |
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Anri Sata : Wow, really? |
(0:12:36.50) |
 Shion Ogura : I'm totally jealous. Having a destiny is so cool. |
(0:12:38.16) |
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Anri Sata : Can I touch your horns? |
(0:12:41.25) |
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Shion Ogura : Me, too! |
(0:12:42.62) |
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Yuuko Yoshida : Sure, go for it. |
(0:12:44.41) |
Anri Sata : Whoa. They're exactly what I thought
horns would feel like! |
(0:12:45.79) |
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Shion Ogura : They're so stylish. Totally fitting for a Demon Girl. |
(0:12:48.70) |
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Anri Sata : They've got a nice feel to them. |
(0:12:51.95) |
Yuuko Yoshida : They've got a nice feel to them.
This may seem strange to say, |
(0:12:52.50) |
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Yuuko Yoshida : but I'm surprised you're both taking this in stride. |
(0:12:54.25) |
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Anri Sata : Well, there's a lot of weirdos in this town. |
(0:12:56.25) |
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Yuuko Yoshida : "Weird"... |
(0:13:01.33) |
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Anri Sata : Oh! I didn't mean you! |
(0:13:02.12) |
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Shion Ogura : Don't try and hide them, they really suit you! |
(0:13:03.29) |
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Anri Sata : They're super cool, they look like giant croissants! |
(0:13:06.08) |
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Yuuko Yoshida : Croissant... |
(0:13:08.95) |
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Yuuko Yoshida : Right now, I need to focus on finding a Magical Girl! |
(0:13:11.29) |
Yuuko Yoshida : I have to offer their blood
to this Demon God Statue of my ancestors! |
(0:13:14.33) |
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Anri Sata : Uh, isn't your ancestor a little broken there? On the top. |
(0:13:17.45) |
Yuuko Yoshida : Fortunately, I know there's one in this town.
I will hunt down that Magical Girl! |
(0:13:19.54) |
Anri Sata : Oh yeah, there's a Magical Girl
in our school. Class A, right? |
(0:13:22.95) |
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Shion Ogura : Ah, the super strong one. |
(0:13:26.58) |
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Yuuko Yoshida : Oh? Is that so? |
(0:13:29.54) |
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Yuuko Yoshida : Wait! What the heck is up with this school?! |
(0:13:32.95) |
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EXTRA : This is Sakuragaoka High School. |
(0:13:35.87) |
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EXTRA : Yuko and her friends are students here. |
(0:13:38.00) |
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Anri Sata : That's Momo Chiyoda. |
(0:13:43.12) |
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Anri Sata : We went to the same middle school. |
(0:13:44.75) |
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EXTRA : I see you over there! |
(0:13:47.58) |
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EXTRA : Oh no, you spotted me! |
(0:13:48.58) |
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Yuuko Yoshida : I can't see anything now. |
(0:13:50.08) |
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Yuuko Yoshida : Huh? That razor-sharp look... |
(0:13:51.62) |
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Yuuko Yoshida : I've seen it somewhere before. |
(0:13:54.16) |
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Yuuko Yoshida : Ahh! |
(0:13:59.20) |
Yuuko Yoshida : It's that girl who stopped the trunk
with one hand the other day! |
(0:14:00.04) |
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Anri Sata : You know her? |
(0:14:02.91) |
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Yuuko Yoshida : Dealing with her was aggravating in more ways than one. |
(0:14:04.29) |
Yuuko Yoshida : Outrage...!
Dealing with her was aggravating in more ways than one. |
(0:14:05.00) |
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Yuuko Yoshida : Dealing with her was aggravating in more ways than one. |
(0:14:06.29) |
Anri Sata : I heard that six years ago,
she actually saved the whole world. |
(0:14:07.12) |
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Yuuko Yoshida : She's known worldwide?! |
(0:14:10.66) |
Yuuko Yoshida : Wooow...!
I... I never would have guessed |
(0:14:12.95) |
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Yuuko Yoshida : I was tangling with someone that amazing. |
(0:14:12.96) |
Yuuko Yoshida : I... I never would have guessed
I was tangling with someone that amazing. |
(0:14:14.16) |
Yuuko Yoshida : I wonder if a lowly neighborhood demon like myself
stands a chance against a world-renowned magician. |
(0:14:16.70) |
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EXTRA : Does this string phone work? |
(0:14:22.04) |
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EXTRA : I can hear you. |
(0:14:24.12) |
Yuuko Yoshida : I wonder if there's any other information
I can find about her. |
(0:14:25.70) |
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Anri Sata : Hm, she doesn't really talk about herself much. |
(0:14:28.37) |
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Anri Sata : Oh, that's right. One time during our fitness exams... |
(0:14:31.41) |
Momo Chiyoda : Excuse me. I can't get an accurate reading
on grip strength because I broke the dynamometer. |
(0:14:34.83) |
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Anri Sata : Everyone kind of flipped out when she said that. |
(0:14:39.16) |
Anri Sata : In the end, they had to use three dynamometers
together to get an accurate reading. |
(0:14:41.79) |
Yuuko Yoshida : Is she really a "Magical" Girl?
Are we sure she's not just a "Tangible" Girl? |
(0:14:45.29) |
Anri Sata : Then on the lung capacity test,
she totally maxed out the counter. |
(0:14:49.66) |
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Yuuko Yoshida : Is that something that even has a maximum?! |
(0:14:52.62) |
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Anri Sata : It made a really cool sound. |
(0:14:54.29) |
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Momo Chiyoda : Grr... |
(0:14:56.79) |
Yuuko Yoshida : Meanwhile, I have to rest at least once when carrying
even a small bag of rice home from the store! |
(0:14:59.79) |
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Anri Sata : I think you could be a bit more athletic than that. |
(0:15:05.75) |
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Yuuko Yoshida : Well then... I guess I'll go show her who's boss! |
(0:15:08.45) |
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Anri Sata : I forget, is grip strength proportional to punch strength? |
(0:15:11.45) |
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EXTRA : Recess will end in 3 minutes. |
(0:15:15.33) |
Yuuko Yoshida : Recess is about to end, so we should
probably head back to the classroom. |
(0:15:19.45) |
Anri Sata : You've got 3 whole minutes,
that's plenty of time to pick a fight! |
(0:15:23.00) |
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Anri Sata : Get out there, girl! |
(0:15:26.12) |
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Yuuko Yoshida : I have to find a place to hide and launch a sneak attack. |
(0:15:27.87) |
Anri Sata : Hey Chiyoda! Yoshida from Class D is a descendent
of the Dark Clan and has something for you! |
(0:15:29.95) |
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Yuuko Yoshida : You backstabber! |
(0:15:34.37) |
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Yuuko Yoshida : Oh crap, she's coming. She's coming! |
(0:15:37.79) |
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Momo Chiyoda : What? |
(0:15:45.87) |
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Yuuko Yoshida : Sh-she's huge! A whole head taller than me! |
(0:15:48.37) |
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Anri Sata : Come on, Yuko. Give it to her straight! |
(0:15:51.29) |
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Momo Chiyoda : Oh, you're that little girl from yesterday. |
(0:15:53.50) |
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Yuuko Yoshida : Gah! "Little girl"?! |
(0:15:55.50) |
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Yuuko Yoshida : Growl... snarl! |
(0:15:57.62) |
Yuuko Yoshida : Growl! Snarl... Growl! Snarl...
Whoza callin little! Punkimma grow way tallrthen u! |
(0:15:59.95) |
Anri Sata : Growl! Snarl... Growl! Snarl...
Yuko! Your brain and your mouth
can't keep up with each other! |
(0:16:03.54) |
Anri Sata : Growl! Snarl... Growl! Snarl...
"Who're you callin' little?! Don't get cocky, you punk! |
(0:16:06.45) |
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Anri Sata : I'm still young enough to grow way taller than you!" |
(0:16:06.46) |
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Anri Sata : That's what you meant to say! |
(0:16:11.16) |
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Yuuko Yoshida : Yeah, what she said! |
(0:16:12.29) |
Momo Chiyoda : Sorry, I didn't mean to offend you.
I just objectively thought you were on the short side. |
(0:16:14.00) |
Yuuko Yoshida : Outrage! Outrage! Outrage...!
That doesn't change anything!
If she's trying to pick a fight, then she's got one! |
(0:16:19.08) |
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Yuuko Yoshida : I am Shami... |
(0:16:23.12) |
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Momo Chiyoda : Uh-huh. |
(0:16:24.08) |
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Yuuko Yoshida : Shadow Mistress Yuko! |
(0:16:24.66) |
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Momo Chiyoda : Uh-huh. |
(0:16:26.20) |
Yuuko Yoshida : To restore my ancestors to their former glory
and to conkeer... ahem, conquer the world of darkness... |
(0:16:26.95) |
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Yuuko Yoshida : ...I've come to end the life of a Magical Girl! |
(0:16:34.08) |
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Momo Chiyoda : Uh-huh. |
(0:16:36.87) |
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Yuuko Yoshida : Huff... |
(0:16:37.95) |
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Yuuko Yoshida : ...and that's the deal. |
(0:16:41.45) |
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Momo Chiyoda : I see. |
(0:16:42.79) |
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Momo Chiyoda : You flubbed up twice, huh? |
(0:16:43.75) |
Yuuko Yoshida : Because you kept interrupting
and throwing me off my pace! |
(0:16:45.41) |
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Momo Chiyoda : Want to try again? |
(0:16:48.33) |
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Yuuko Yoshida : No interruptions this time, okay? |
(0:16:50.20) |
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Momo Chiyoda : Okay, give it one more shot. "Shamiko," was it? |
(0:16:52.08) |
Yuuko Yoshida : Outrage!
No! I am Yuko Yoshida, also known as Shami...
Shadow Mistress Yuko! |
(0:16:54.62) |
Yuuko Yoshida : No! I am Yuko Yoshida, also known as Shami...
Shadow Mistress Yuko! |
(0:16:55.83) |
Momo Chiyoda : Snicker.
So, you are "Sha-mi-ko" then. |
(0:16:59.50) |
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Momo Chiyoda : So, you are "Sha-mi-ko" then. |
(0:17:00.08) |
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Yuuko Yoshida : Don't laugh! |
(0:17:01.29) |
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Anri Sata : Don't worry about sounding cool, Shami! |
(0:17:02.54) |
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Yuuko Yoshida : Stop helping that nickname catch on! |
(0:17:04.66) |
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Anri Sata : No big deal! |
(0:17:06.41) |
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Momo Chiyoda : Shamirin? |
(0:17:07.75) |
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Yuuko Yoshida : Huh?! What did you say? |
(0:17:08.62) |
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Momo Chiyoda : Nothing. |
(0:17:09.83) |
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Yuuko Yoshida : UWAA! PREPAAAAREEE YOURSEEEEEEEELLLLF! |
(0:17:10.54) |
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Anri Sata : Get her! |
(0:17:16.12) |
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Yuuko Yoshida : Take this, and that, and this, and that...! |
(0:17:17.08) |
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Yuuko Yoshida : M-my sides hurt... and my wrists, too... |
(0:17:33.75) |
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Anri Sata : She's a bigger wimp than I thought. |
(0:17:37.41) |
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Momo Chiyoda : Are you okay? |
(0:17:39.58) |
Yuuko Yoshida : A Demon Girl is attacking you
and yet you won't even transform... |
(0:17:40.91) |
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Yuuko Yoshida : Why didn't you try to dodge at the very least?! |
(0:17:45.04) |
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Momo Chiyoda : Because I didn't deem it necessary to avoid your attacks. |
(0:17:47.62) |
Yuuko Yoshida : That's right. I forgot this girl
stopped a truck with one hand. |
(0:17:50.16) |
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Yuuko Yoshida : I never thought my first battle would go so poorly. |
(0:17:53.33) |
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Yuuko Yoshida : I should have eaten more to give myself extra energy. |
(0:17:58.37) |
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Anri Sata : Is that really the problem here? |
(0:18:01.37) |
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Momo Chiyoda : If you want a pastry, I've got one. |
(0:18:03.33) |
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Yuuko Yoshida : A pastry?! |
(0:18:04.79) |
Yuuko Yoshida : If you take any more pity on me,
I think I might cry, so just stop! |
(0:18:06.20) |
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Anri Sata : I see some tears already, no? |
(0:18:09.08) |
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Yuuko Yoshida : No, I stopped them before any could actually come out. |
(0:18:10.45) |
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Anri Sata : Oh really? |
(0:18:12.91) |
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Momo Chiyoda : Do you have a minute? |
(0:18:13.79) |
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Yuuko Yoshida : Huh? |
(0:18:15.00) |
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Momo Chiyoda : Can you stand? |
(0:18:16.00) |
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Yuuko Yoshida : Huh? |
(0:18:16.83) |
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Momo Chiyoda : Come on, get up. |
(0:18:19.41) |
|
Momo Chiyoda : ...Come on, get up... |
(0:18:20.54) |
|
Momo Chiyoda : ...Come on, get up... |
(0:18:21.37) |
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Yuuko Yoshida : Eek! |
(0:18:22.70) |
|
Yuuko Yoshida : What are you...? |
(0:18:28.54) |
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Yuuko Yoshida : Don't tell me, she's going to throw me with all her might? |
(0:18:30.00) |
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Momo Chiyoda : Demon Eradication Attack! |
(0:18:32.54) |
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Yuuko Yoshida : Nooo! |
(0:18:35.12) |
Yuuko Yoshida : I'm doomed, I should have accepted
that pastry when I had the chance! |
(0:18:36.20) |
|
Yuuko Yoshida : I... |
(0:18:40.29) |
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Yuuko Yoshida : I'm bewwy sowwy! |
(0:18:43.62) |
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Anri Sata : She's emotionally weak, too! |
(0:18:45.62) |
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Momo Chiyoda : The way you throw punches needs some work. |
(0:18:47.95) |
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Yuuko Yoshida : Bwa? |
(0:18:49.79) |
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Momo Chiyoda : Unless you put your thumb here like this, you'll get hurt. |
(0:18:50.66) |
Momo Chiyoda : Don't just use your arm,
you have to swing your whole body like this. |
(0:18:54.58) |
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Anri Sata : Something's happening out in the hallway. |
(0:18:57.12) |
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Momo Chiyoda : You should aim for the chin or the stomach. Give it a try. |
(0:18:59.54) |
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Yuuko Yoshida : Huh? What? |
(0:19:02.37) |
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Momo Chiyoda : Just give it a try. |
(0:19:03.54) |
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Yuuko Yoshida : Okay. |
(0:19:04.75) |
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Anri Sata : It made a different sound this time. |
(0:19:11.54) |
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Yuuko Yoshida : It sounded a lot stronger than before! |
(0:19:13.20) |
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Momo Chiyoda : Your style... |
(0:19:16.41) |
|
Momo Chiyoda : ...or form, rather... |
(0:19:19.00) |
|
Momo Chiyoda : Well... |
(0:19:23.12) |
|
Momo Chiyoda : Uh.... |
(0:19:25.79) |
|
Momo Chiyoda : Yeah... |
(0:19:29.29) |
Momo Chiyoda : Sigh...
You might want to consider using projectiles instead. |
(0:19:31.50) |
|
Momo Chiyoda : You might want to consider using projectiles instead. |
(0:19:32.58) |
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Yuuko Yoshida : Sigh... |
(0:19:34.25) |
|
Yuuko Yoshida : D-d-d... |
(0:19:37.41) |
Yuuko Yoshida : Waaaaah!
Don't think this means you've won! |
(0:19:40.41) |
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Anri Sata : That's that. See you later, Chiyoda. |
(0:19:45.00) |
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Momo Chiyoda : Uh, sure. |
(0:19:47.12) |
EXTRA : Waaaaaaah!
Don't give up, Yuko! |
(0:19:48.29) |
EXTRA : Sniffle, sniffle... Sniffle, sniffle...
Train your entire body until you're strong enough
to become a great demon! |
(0:19:50.37) |
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Yuuko Yoshida : Sniffle, sniffle... Sniffle, sniffle... |
(0:19:54.25) |
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Momo Chiyoda : Yeah, these are good. |
(0:20:20.33) |
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Momo Chiyoda : I think I'll buy some more. |
(0:20:22.33) |
|
EXTRA : Did you see the new dance? |
(0:20:29.16) |
EXTRA : Yeah! Yeah!
I watched it the other day! |
(0:20:30.91) |
|
EXTRA : It was so awesome. |
(0:20:32.45) |
|
EXTRA : I know right? |
(0:20:33.83) |
|
EXTRA : Oh, hey Ryoko! |
(0:20:34.91) |
|
EXTRA : Huh? Just leaving now? |
(0:20:36.75) |
|
EXTRA : That's a huge book you've got there. |
(0:20:38.00) |
|
EXTRA : That looks like a pretty complicated book. |
(0:20:40.20) |
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Ryouko Yoshida : I just borrowed it from the library. |
(0:20:42.45) |
|
EXTRA : See you tomorrow! |
(0:20:44.25) |
|
Ryouko Yoshida : Later. |
(0:20:46.16) |
|
Yuuko Yoshida : Hi-yah! |
(0:20:57.83) |
|
Ryouko Yoshida : Huh? I know that voice. |
(0:20:59.12) |
|
Yuuko Yoshida : Hi-yah! Hi-yah! Hi-yah! |
(0:21:00.66) |
|
Yuuko Yoshida : Ouch, ouch, ouch! Owww, my sides are killing me... |
(0:21:05.00) |
|
Ryouko Yoshida : Hey, Sis. |
(0:21:08.00) |
|
Yuuko Yoshida : Oh! |
(0:21:08.70) |
|
Yuuko Yoshida : Hey, Ryo. |
(0:21:09.45) |
|
Yuuko Yoshida : Crap, my sides... |
(0:21:11.83) |
Yuuko Yoshida : You caught me doing something
really embarrassing, Ryo. |
(0:21:27.54) |
Ryouko Yoshida : You aren't wasting any effort in your quest
to become a great demon, huh, Sis? |
(0:21:29.95) |
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Yuuko Yoshida : That's right! I'm going to give it my all from here on out! |
(0:21:33.79) |
Ryouko Yoshida : You've made your first step on the path
to becoming the leader of the demon horde. |
(0:21:37.08) |
|
Yuuko Yoshida : Hehehe... I'm not so sure about that. |
(0:21:39.79) |
|
Yuuko Yoshida : It's Mom. |
(0:21:42.83) |
|
Seiko Yoshida : Welcome back. |
(0:21:43.95) |
|
Seiko Yoshida : Were you spending time together? |
(0:21:45.04) |
|
Ryouko Yoshida : I met up with Sis on my way home. |
(0:21:46.29) |
|
Yuuko Yoshida : Were you out shopping, mom? |
(0:21:48.29) |
|
Seiko Yoshida : Yes! You wouldn't believe it! |
(0:21:50.12) |
Seiko Yoshida : I got two extra stamps for my lottery card
by buying some mushrooms today! |
(0:21:52.66) |
|
Yuuko Yoshida : That's a big haul! |
(0:21:56.45) |
|
Ryouko Yoshida : Make sure you stick them in the fridge later. |
(0:21:57.87) |
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Yuuko Yoshida : Mushrooms are yummy. |
(0:22:00.16) |
|
Seiko Yoshida : I'll be sure to season them a bunch. |
(0:22:02.00) |
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Yuuko Yoshida : Sounds like it will go great with rice. |
(0:22:03.58) |
EXTRA : This is the tale of a girl
who received demonic powers over night, |
(0:22:05.45) |
EXTRA : and must rise up to defeat a Magical Girl
in order to save her family from the grips of poverty. |
(0:22:11.00) |
|
EXTRA : Or something to that effect. |
(0:22:15.08) |
Yuuko Yoshida : I'm Yuko Yoshida! Today I became Shami...
Shadow Mistress Yuko, the Demon Girl. |
(0:23:51.33) |
Yuuko Yoshida : But this is where I'm supposed
to talk about the next episode, right? |
(0:23:56.62) |
|
Momo Chiyoda : Shamiko, let's do some proper warm-ups next time. |
(0:23:59.33) |
|
Yuuko Yoshida : Uwa! The Pink Magical Girl |
(0:24:01.75) |
|
Yuuko Yoshida : is headed straight my way again! |
(0:24:03.33) |
|
Momo Chiyoda : We've got to find a proper weapon for you, too. |
(0:24:04.37) |
