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▶ Sadao Maou : Humans!	(0:00:02.35)
▶ Sadao Maou : For now, I shall grant you Ente Isla.	(0:00:03.48)
▶ Sadao Maou : But I shall return.	(0:00:06.98)
▶ Sadao Maou : And when I do, I will seize this continent and rule over you all!	(0:00:09.07)
▶ EXTRA : They escaped into the Gate.	(0:00:22.54)
▶ EXTRA : What do we do?	(0:00:25.21)
▶ Emi Yusa : We go after them, of course.	(0:00:26.83)
▶ Emerada Etuva : We have no way of knowing where the Gate leads.	(0:00:28.08)
▶ Emerada Etuva : It doesn't matter what world they run to.	(0:00:34.01)
▶ Emi Yusa : I will find them.	(0:00:38.64)
▶ Emi Yusa : I will find them and crush them with my own hands!	(0:00:45.77)
▶ Sadao Maou : Emilia the Hero?!	(0:02:29.11)
▶ Sadao Maou : What are you doing here?	(0:02:31.20)
▶ Emi Yusa : I entered the Gate to chase after you.	(0:02:33.52)
▶ Emi Yusa : To defeat you.	(0:02:36.88)
▶ Sadao Maou : Wait, Emilia! We can talk this through!	(0:02:38.46)
▶ Emi Yusa : There is no place for words between us.	(0:02:41.00)
▶ Emi Yusa : Prepare yourself, Dark Lord!	(0:02:42.95)
▶ Sadao Maou : Uh, Emilia...	(0:02:48.50)
▶ Emi Yusa : Silence. I'm not here to chat with you.	(0:02:50.17)
▶ Sadao Maou : It's just, that knife...	(0:02:53.84)
▶ Sadao Maou : Don't they sell those in the 100-yen store in Sasazuka?	(0:02:56.64)
▶ Emi Yusa : S-So what?	(0:02:59.95)
▶ Sadao Maou : What happened to your holy sword?	(0:03:02.32)
▶ Emi Yusa : Th-That's none of your business.	(0:03:04.08)
▶ Sadao Maou : Don't tell me you actually lost your sacred sword...	(0:03:07.81)
▶ Sadao Maou : Or can you just not afford to use it?	(0:03:10.90)
▶ Emi Yusa : That goes for you too!	(0:03:13.02)
▶ Emi Yusa : The magic I sense from you is like a drop in the ocean compared to Ente Isla!	(0:03:15.11)
▶ Sadao Maou : That's true...	(0:03:20.16)
▶ Emi Yusa : Sword or no sword,	(0:03:22.89)
▶ Emi Yusa : it'll be a piece of cake to deal with some burger-flipping Dark Lord who's lost his magic!	(0:03:24.44)
▶ Emi Yusa : You're dead!	(0:03:28.79)
▶ Shiro Ashiya : Can't afford to waste any food.	(0:03:33.98)
▶ Shiro Ashiya : My lord, you sure are late.	(0:03:39.50)
▶ EXTRA : So why were you fighting there?	(0:03:43.91)
▶ Emi Yusa : I had to defeat him.	(0:03:46.96)
▶ EXTRA : Defeat?	(0:03:49.00)
▶ EXTRA : Now listen.	(0:03:50.70)
▶ EXTRA : I've got no idea what your boyfriend did,	(0:03:52.09)
▶ EXTRA : but pulling a knife on him is going too far.	(0:03:55.18)
▶ Emi Yusa : My... boyfriend?	(0:03:57.21)
▶ Sadao Maou : He must think it was a lovers' quarrel between us.	(0:03:59.80)
▶ Emi Yusa : We are not in a relationship!	(0:04:03.43)
▶ EXTRA : That as may be,	(0:04:06.36)
▶ EXTRA : if you want to break up, talk it through like adults.	(0:04:07.59)
▶ EXTRA : Just stay calm, okay?	(0:04:10.52)
▶ Emi Yusa : I think that's enough for today.	(0:04:16.29)
▶ Sadao Maou : Huh?	(0:04:18.99)
▶ Emi Yusa : But you won't get another chance. I know where you live.	(0:04:19.88)
▶ Emi Yusa : From now on, you'd better sleep with one eye open!	(0:04:24.27)
▶ Sadao Maou : Come on... That doesn't sound like the kind of thing a hero would say.	(0:04:28.28)
▶ Emi Yusa : I don't need to hear that from some part-time Dark Lord!	(0:04:32.69)
▶ Sadao Maou : Miss 100-yen Hero!	(0:04:35.51)
▶ Sadao Maou : How about giving back the umbrella I lent you?	(0:04:36.91)
▶ Emi Yusa : Didn't you say I could just throw it away if I wanted to?	(0:04:39.48)
▶ Emi Yusa : I threw it away, all right. After tearing it to pieces!	(0:04:42.43)
▶ Sadao Maou : You're awful!	(0:04:44.68)
▶ Emi Yusa : How could a hero such as myself keep an umbrella borrowed from the Dark Lord?	(0:04:46.42)
▶ Sadao Maou : What a pain.	(0:04:50.60)
▶ Emi Yusa : Anyway, be careful on the streets after dark.	(0:04:52.68)
▶ Sadao Maou : She couldn't be less hero-like.	(0:04:59.33)
▶ EXTRA : In that case, you should first...	(0:05:05.57)
▶ EXTRA : I'm terribly sorry, but...	(0:05:07.87)
▶ EXTRA : Choose the calling rate menu item...	(0:05:10.12)
▶ Emi Yusa : Thank you very much.	(0:05:12.45)
▶ Emi Yusa : My name is Yusa. I am happy I could assist you.	(0:05:15.03)
▶ Rika Suzuki : Jeez, there are so many complaints today!	(0:05:17.25)
▶ Rika Suzuki : Why can't they just read the manual for a change?	(0:05:20.80)
▶ Rika Suzuki : Oh, right! You wanna go to the curry place that opened last week?	(0:05:23.69)
▶ Emi Yusa : They must be pretty full this time of day.	(0:05:29.05)
▶ Rika Suzuki : Wanna just give up and settle for MgRonald's, then?	(0:05:31.28)
▶ Emi Yusa : Anything but that. Sorry.	(0:05:34.27)
▶ Rika Suzuki : Here we go again.	(0:05:37.25)
▶ Emi Yusa : Oh well. Back to work.	(0:05:38.56)
▶ Emi Yusa : Thank you for your call.	(0:05:40.77)
▶ Rika Suzuki : Thank you for your call.	(0:05:40.77)
▶ Emi Yusa : You've reached the customer service center at docodemo .	(0:05:43.15)
▶ Rika Suzuki : You've reached the customer service center at docodemo .	(0:05:43.15)
▶ EXTRA : Kaboom! Dinner at the neighbors!	(0:06:14.72)
▶ EXTRA : Let's get going then!	(0:06:17.63)
▶ EXTRA : A delicious aroma already fills my nostrils!	(0:06:22.16)
▶ EXTRA : Look at that! Do I see steaks? That takes the cake!	(0:06:27.00)
▶ EXTRA : Celebrating something?	(0:06:30.72)
▶ EXTRA : It smells wonderful!	(0:06:34.08)
▶ EXTRA : Can you smell it too, Mr. Cameraman?	(0:06:35.66)
▶ EXTRA : This meat is really high quality!	(0:06:36.87)
▶ EXTRA : I wouldn't be surprised if it cost 20,000 a kilogram!	(0:06:38.76)
▶ EXTRA : Oh? It didn't?	(0:06:42.46)
▶ Emi Yusa : I am no better than him at all!	(0:06:44.21)
▶ Sadao Maou : I'd prefer something with a bit more protein.	(0:06:52.34)
▶ Shiro Ashiya : Aren't you eating hamburgers every day as it is?	(0:06:55.19)
▶ Sadao Maou : Is it the MHK?	(0:07:01.01)
▶ Shiro Ashiya : They already stopped by.	(0:07:02.38)
▶ Sadao Maou : Newspaper salesman?	(0:07:03.66)
▶ Shiro Ashiya : I'm sure you're well aware that we cannot afford a newspaper subscription.	(0:07:04.92)
▶ Shiro Ashiya : Yes? Who might it be?	(0:07:14.73)
▶ Emi Yusa : How polite you are,	(0:07:16.66)
▶ Emi Yusa : demon warlord Alsiel!	(0:07:20.22)
▶ Emi Yusa : You can't possibly have forgotten about Emilia the Hero!	(0:07:23.02)
▶ Shiro Ashiya : Emilia the Hero?!	(0:07:26.75)
▶ Emi Yusa : Now open this door and accept your punishment!	(0:07:29.31)
▶ Emi Yusa : Hey!	(0:07:34.10)
▶ Shiro Ashiya : My lord! The hero has come!	(0:07:35.05)
▶ Emi Yusa : Hey! Did you just lock the door?!	(0:07:38.01)
▶ Sadao Maou : Yeah...	(0:07:38.28)
▶ Emi Yusa : So the Dark Lord is there too? Stand and face justice!	(0:07:40.94)
▶ Shiro Ashiya : Did you know she was here?	(0:07:41.50)
▶ Sadao Maou : Yeah.	(0:07:44.02)
▶ Sadao Maou : Sorry for not telling you. I met her yesterday on my way home from work.	(0:07:45.01)
▶ Emi Yusa : I'm gonna break down the door! I'm gonna kick it in!	(0:07:48.60)
▶ Sadao Maou : A policeman thought we were having a lovers' quarrel.	(0:07:52.54)
▶ Emi Yusa : You okay with that?!	(0:07:53.05)
▶ Emi Yusa : They thought the Dark Lord and I were a couple! I've never been so ashamed in my life!	(0:07:55.22)
▶ Emi Yusa : Open the door! Hurry up and open it!	(0:08:01.19)
▶ Shiro Ashiya : Why would you not tell me?	(0:08:01.94)
▶ Sadao Maou : It's not like she could harm us in any way.	(0:08:06.40)
Emi Yusa : Open the door this instant or I'll use you-know-what!	(0:08:06.40b)
▶ Sadao Maou : Also, she's just like us. She can't use her sacred weapons.	(0:08:09.55)
▶ Shiro Ashiya : In this world, the Hero can't call upon the power of the heavens.	(0:08:13.34)
▶ Emi Yusa : Open... Please...	(0:08:14.28)
▶ Shiro Ashiya : So she can't use the Gate.	(0:08:18.80)
▶ Sadao Maou : C'mon, let her in.	(0:08:23.92)
▶ Emi Yusa : This room's horrible.	(0:08:30.02)
▶ Emi Yusa : It's dirty, it's small, and I could hear every word from outside.	(0:08:31.90)
▶ Sadao Maou : Oh my, you've wounded me.	(0:08:35.62)
▶ Shiro Ashiya : We prioritized utility over hospitality when choosing our stronghold.	(0:08:37.99)
▶ Emi Yusa : Utility. Yeah, right.	(0:08:41.28)
▶ Emi Yusa : And is that your dinner? Seriously?	(0:08:43.75)
▶ Sadao Maou : Ashiya's doing great, you know!	(0:08:46.04)
▶ Sadao Maou : He can prepare food out of nothing as if by magic!	(0:08:48.04)
▶ Shiro Ashiya : Your satisfaction means the world to me, my lord.	(0:08:51.30)
▶ Emi Yusa : Oh, please!	(0:08:54.92)
▶ Emi Yusa : Since when is cucumber and konjac jelly a fitting dinner for a Dark Lord?	(0:08:56.53)
▶ Sadao Maou : Got a problem with that? We're poor.	(0:08:59.32)
▶ Emi Yusa : Yeah, I do!	(0:09:01.92)
▶ Emi Yusa : I can't believe I crossed worlds to kill this pathetic excuse for a Dark Lord!	(0:09:02.68)
▶ Emi Yusa : I'm living by myself and I can still do better than this!	(0:09:07.44)
▶ Sadao Maou : What happened to your comrades?	(0:09:11.20)
▶ Emi Yusa : Shut up!	(0:09:12.57)
▶ Emi Yusa : The High Priest was going to come with me.	(0:09:15.12)
▶ Emi Yusa : The plan was to kill you and return as soon as possible.	(0:09:19.81)
▶ Emi Yusa : And yet... And yet...	(0:09:23.89)
▶ Emi Yusa : Hurry, Orba! The Gate's closing!	(0:09:28.87)
▶ Olba Meyer : I know!	(0:09:31.29)
▶ Emi Yusa : I have to make it!	(0:09:33.05)
▶ Emi Yusa : We did it, Orba!	(0:09:37.22)
▶ Emi Yusa : Huh? Orba?	(0:09:40.01)
▶ Emi Yusa : No way!	(0:09:41.43)
▶ Emi Yusa : Orba!	(0:09:43.10)
▶ Emi Yusa : I ended up coming here alone.	(0:09:46.30)
▶ Sadao Maou : Sorry to hear that.	(0:09:48.90)
▶ Emi Yusa : I can live without your pity.	(0:09:50.14)
▶ Shiro Ashiya : So you got lost chasing us? Out of the frying pan and into the fire, huh?	(0:09:52.79)
▶ Sadao Maou : We need to find a way to get back quick.	(0:09:56.65)
▶ Sadao Maou : You've found us, but we don't have the money to move.	(0:09:59.82)
▶ Sadao Maou : That's why we're living here.	(0:10:03.27)
▶ Sadao Maou : And that's why I've begun my grand scheme for world domination from this very stronghold!	(0:10:05.32)
▶ Emi Yusa : How do you plan to do that as a mere part-timer?	(0:10:09.78)
▶ Sadao Maou : If you think I'll just spend my days at some dead-end job, you're gravely mistaken!	(0:10:12.40)
▶ Sadao Maou : I plan to conquer Japan!	(0:10:17.60)
▶ Sadao Maou : The MgRonald's policy is that part-timers can work their way up to full-time employees!	(0:10:22.19)
▶ Sadao Maou : Listen now, Emilia!	(0:10:28.86)
▶ Sadao Maou : I'll become a full-fledged member of this world's workforce!	(0:10:30.17)
▶ Sadao Maou : I'll gain money and influence in society, and with that I'll have power over more and more people!	(0:10:32.75)
▶ Sadao Maou : Then I'll return to Ente Isla once more!	(0:10:38.31)
▶ Emi Yusa : This isn't even funny anymore.	(0:10:43.15)
▶ Sadao Maou : I'd hardly expect a mere human to comprehend my grandiose ambitions.	(0:10:45.64)
▶ Shiro Ashiya : I think her comprehension was just fine.	(0:10:50.63)
▶ Emi Yusa : I don't even care anymore.	(0:10:54.53)
▶ Emi Yusa : I'm going home. I've got work tomorrow anyway.	(0:10:57.21)
▶ Emi Yusa : But don't get me wrong.	(0:10:59.51)
▶ Emi Yusa : I could easily destroy you with the power I have left.	(0:11:01.68)
▶ Sadao Maou : Then why won't you?	(0:11:06.11)
▶ Emi Yusa : Because if I expend all my power here, I won't be able to return to Ente Isla.	(0:11:08.05)
▶ Emi Yusa : That's why I'll spare your life until I'm able to secure a way home.	(0:11:11.97)
▶ Emi Yusa : Also, in Japan my name is Yusa Emi.	(0:11:16.08)
▶ Emi Yusa : Don't forget that.	(0:11:20.02)
▶ Emi Yusa : Are you serious? Sadao?	(0:11:25.74)
▶ Emi Yusa : Who the hell calls their kid that nowadays?	(0:11:28.54)
▶ Sadao Maou : Apologize to all the Sadaos across Japan!	(0:11:35.09)
▶ Rika Suzuki : Emi, haven't you been a bit stressed lately?	(0:11:47.90)
▶ Rika Suzuki : How about we grab a bite sometime?	(0:11:51.68)
▶ Emi Yusa : Well, I've already got plans for tonight...	(0:11:54.55)
▶ Rika Suzuki : What's that? You get yourself a boyfriend?	(0:11:58.13)
▶ Emi Yusa : It's not like that!	(0:12:00.77)
▶ Emi Yusa : There's no way the Dark Lord would just accept a quiet, frugal lifestyle.	(0:12:07.91)
▶ Emi Yusa : I can't take my eyes off them.	(0:12:12.17)
▶ Sadao Maou : Oh come on, just go by yourself!	(0:12:14.13)
▶ Shiro Ashiya : I can't do it alone. I need your strength, my lord!	(0:12:17.01)
▶ Shiro Ashiya : We need to hurry!	(0:12:22.21)
▶ Sadao Maou : It's okay! It'll still be there.	(0:12:24.29)
▶ Shiro Ashiya : You're far too optimistic, my lord.	(0:12:27.17)
▶ Emi Yusa : Where could they be going together at this time?	(0:12:29.76)
▶ Shiro Ashiya : Let's queue up again after we're done and buy two more.	(0:12:36.90)
▶ Sadao Maou : That's against the rules.	(0:12:40.49)
▶ Rika Suzuki : Emi, wanna get dinner tonight?	(0:12:46.21)
▶ Emi Yusa : Sorry, I'm kinda busy after work.	(0:12:49.12)
▶ Sadao Maou : Ashiya, let's get going!	(0:12:53.94)
▶ Sadao Maou : We must dive into the fray while the time is right!	(0:12:56.04)
▶ Shiro Ashiya : Wait, my lord!	(0:12:58.92)
▶ Emi Yusa : What? Are they headed into battle?	(0:13:00.88)
▶ Sadao Maou : Phew, we made it.	(0:13:07.21)
▶ Sadao Maou : I wish public baths were open all the time.	(0:13:10.66)
▶ Sadao Maou : When I conquer Japan, the first thing I'll do is establish 24-hour bathhouses!	(0:13:13.72)
▶ Rika Suzuki : Hey, we can go somewhere tonight, right?	(0:13:20.89)
▶ Emi Yusa : Uh...	(0:13:24.52)
▶ Rika Suzuki : Plans again?	(0:13:26.28)
▶ Emi Yusa : S-Sorry.	(0:13:27.58)
▶ Rika Suzuki : Geez, men before friends?	(0:13:29.65)
▶ Emi Yusa : That's not how it is!	(0:13:31.93)
▶ Shiro Ashiya : Stop it, my lord!	(0:13:35.15)
▶ Sadao Maou : But aren't you interested?	(0:13:36.93)
▶ Sadao Maou : This is a real, demonic experiment!	(0:13:38.38)
▶ Shiro Ashiya : What's demonic about this? You just split—	(0:13:40.04)
▶ Sadao Maou : It's true! It's just as Chi-chan said!	(0:13:47.84)
▶ Sadao Maou : Give it a try! It tastes like honeydew melon!	(0:13:50.66)
▶ Shiro Ashiya : Melon? What are you even saying?!	(0:13:54.06)
▶ Shiro Ashiya : A cucumber with honey on it is still a cucumber!	(0:13:55.62)
▶ Emi Yusa : I should just go home...	(0:13:55.88)
▶ Shiro Ashiya : Listen now, my lord! Only those with flexible budgets can afford to eat like this!	(0:13:59.04)
▶ Sadao Maou : Can't you be a bit more flexible?	(0:14:05.12)
▶ Shiro Ashiya : Do you really think this is the time for jokes?!	(0:14:07.40)
▶ Shiro Ashiya : If you're going to put honey on cucumbers just to make them taste like melons,	(0:14:09.78)
▶ Shiro Ashiya : why don't you just buy melons in the first place?!	(0:14:13.15)
▶ Shiro Ashiya : What is it?	(0:14:16.37)
▶ Sadao Maou : An earthquake.	(0:14:17.78)
▶ Shiro Ashiya : Don't change the subject!	(0:14:21.21)
▶ Sadao Maou : Gimme a break.	(0:14:22.75)
▶ Shiro Ashiya : I have no breaks to give!	(0:14:24.23)
▶ Shiro Ashiya : My lord!	(0:14:26.38)
▶ Sadao Maou : Welcome!	(0:14:35.06)
▶ Emi Yusa : Do you have a moment?	(0:14:36.47)
▶ Sadao Maou : Have you decided on your order, ma'am?	(0:14:37.70)
▶ Emi Yusa : We need to talk. Outside.	(0:14:40.12)
▶ Sadao Maou : So that'll be take-out?	(0:14:41.72)
▶ Emi Yusa : I'll be waiting for you after work at the crossing where we met before.	(0:14:43.47)
▶ Emi Yusa : I won't take no for an answer.	(0:14:46.83)
▶ Sadao Maou : Would you like that in a set?	(0:14:48.57)
▶ Emi Yusa : Come alone.	(0:14:50.32)
▶ Sadao Maou : I see, just the burger. Certainly.	(0:14:51.37)
▶ Sadao Maou : Big MgBurger, one please!	(0:14:54.08)
▶ Emi Yusa : I have no intention of fighting you. Please be there.	(0:14:56.92)
▶ Sadao Maou : Thank you! Please wait one moment while we prepare your order!	(0:14:59.88)
▶ Sadao Maou : What a pain.	(0:15:09.52)
▶ Chiho Sasaki : That was one odd customer.	(0:15:10.83)
▶ Sadao Maou : Yeah... Takes all sorts to make the world.	(0:15:13.58)
▶ Chiho Sasaki : I saw you two talking. Do you know her?	(0:15:16.57)
▶ Sadao Maou : Well, we go way back.	(0:15:20.61)
▶ Chiho Sasaki : That's totally suspicious!	(0:15:23.00)
▶ Sadao Maou : What is?	(0:15:24.98)
▶ Chiho Sasaki : Now that I think about it, she was really pretty, right?	(0:15:25.69)
▶ Chiho Sasaki : Right, Maou-san? Right?	(0:15:28.31)
▶ Sadao Maou : That was about three "right"s more than you needed.	(0:15:30.48)
▶ Sadao Maou : What's gotten into you? It's not like we're—	(0:15:32.80)
▶ Sadao Maou : Welcome!	(0:15:35.86)
▶ Sadao Maou : Have you decided on your order?	(0:15:37.10)
▶ Chiho Sasaki : I'll be leaving then, Maou-san!	(0:15:42.73)
▶ Sadao Maou : Okay! See you, Chi-chan!	(0:15:44.67)
▶ Chiho Sasaki : See you!	(0:15:47.58)
▶ Chiho Sasaki : Maou-san!	(0:15:49.49)
▶ Sadao Maou : Hm?	(0:15:50.54)
▶ Chiho Sasaki : Did the earthquake yesterday cause you any trouble?	(0:15:51.61)
▶ Sadao Maou : Earthquake?	(0:15:53.87)
▶ Sadao Maou : That's right, there was one, wasn't there?	(0:15:55.06)
▶ Sadao Maou : My roommate didn't even notice.	(0:15:56.95)
▶ Chiho Sasaki : Your roommate ?!	(0:15:58.64)
▶ Sadao Maou : What did you mean by "trouble," anyway?	(0:16:00.81)
▶ Chiho Sasaki : Your roommate's in trouble?	(0:16:02.70)
▶ Sadao Maou : No. I mean from the earthquake.	(0:16:04.00)
▶ Chiho Sasaki : Oh, it totally messed up my place.	(0:16:05.92)
▶ Chiho Sasaki : When I got home from school, all my books and CDs were all over the floor.	(0:16:08.78)
▶ Sadao Maou : Huh? Surely it wasn't that big an earthquake?	(0:16:13.32)
▶ Chiho Sasaki : Yeah... I asked my classmates too, and it sounds like only my place got hit that hard.	(0:16:16.56)
▶ Chiho Sasaki : Wait a minute, Maou-san!	(0:16:22.87)
▶ Sadao Maou : Y-Yes?	(0:16:24.40)
▶ Chiho Sasaki : You mentioned having a roommate just now!	(0:16:25.68)
▶ Sadao Maou : Y-Yeah?	(0:16:29.06)
▶ Chiho Sasaki : Could your roommate be your... g-g-g-girlfriend or something?	(0:16:30.19)
▶ Sadao Maou : Nah, just one of my old underlings—	(0:16:36.70)
▶ Sadao Maou : I mean, an old friend who I'm living with to save money. He's a guy.	(0:16:39.02)
▶ Chiho Sasaki : Oh, I see! That's a relief!	(0:16:42.29)
▶ Sadao Maou : What is?	(0:16:46.05)
▶ Sadao Maou : So what did you want to talk about?	(0:16:54.57)
▶ Emi Yusa : I have a question for you.	(0:16:57.92)
▶ Emi Yusa : Have you considered staying in this world forever?	(0:17:00.74)
▶ Sadao Maou : Huh? Why would I?	(0:17:04.33)
▶ Sadao Maou : Where did that even come from?	(0:17:07.44)
▶ Emi Yusa : The past few days, I've observed how you work and live.	(0:17:09.53)
▶ Sadao Maou : So you're stalking me?	(0:17:14.51)
▶ Emi Yusa : You have lived a modest, earnest life, free of evil deeds.	(0:17:15.91)
▶ Emi Yusa : You have earned the trust of your boss and colleague and serve customers with confidence and flexibility.	(0:17:20.26)
▶ Emi Yusa : You're a model crew member at MgR's.	(0:17:26.88)
▶ Sadao Maou : Who calls it that?	(0:17:29.52)
▶ Emi Yusa : I thought what you said the other day was utter nonsense, but now I'm not so sure anymore.	(0:17:31.64)
▶ Emi Yusa : If you were to stay here and live a happy human life, I wouldn't go out of my way to defeat you.	(0:17:40.66)
▶ Emi Yusa : You should make Sasazuka your home.	(0:17:48.55)
▶ Sadao Maou : Are you into the idea of two guys living frugally together for their whole lives or something?	(0:17:51.53)
▶ Emi Yusa : Give up on Ente Isla and find a new life here.	(0:17:56.97)
▶ Sadao Maou : No chance.	(0:18:02.99)
▶ Sadao Maou : Mark my words: I'll be back to conquer Ente Isla!	(0:18:04.55)
▶ Emi Yusa : You're pathetic.	(0:18:15.72)
▶ Sadao Maou : Oh, no! Hang in there, my Dullahan!	(0:18:17.36)
▶ Emi Yusa : Is he seriously the same Dark Lord I knew?	(0:18:17.73)
▶ Sadao Maou : I just bought you the other day!	(0:18:20.29)
▶ Emi Yusa : What's the big deal? You can get the tire fixed for 1,000 yen.	(0:18:23.78)
▶ Sadao Maou : Really? Then, first thing tomorrow...	(0:18:28.78)
▶ Sadao Maou : Wait, are we...	(0:18:34.09)
▶ Emi Yusa : ...being shot at?!	(0:18:36.37)
▶ Sadao Maou : Someone filled that sign with holes!	(0:18:40.96)
▶ Emi Yusa : Don't touch me!	(0:18:42.36)
▶ Sadao Maou : This is no time for fighting!	(0:18:44.05)
▶ Emi Yusa : Not half bad!	(0:18:47.71)
▶ Emi Yusa : I'm still a hero, you know! Don't underestimate me!	(0:18:49.23)
▶ Sadao Maou : Then get off me.	(0:18:52.15)
▶ Emi Yusa : You ended up under me by yourself!	(0:18:55.12)
▶ Sadao Maou : There should still be people around Sasazuka station.	(0:18:58.88)
▶ Sadao Maou : Can you run?	(0:19:02.17)
▶ Emi Yusa : Probably faster than you, bicycle boy.	(0:19:03.32)
▶ Sadao Maou : Very well. Let's go!	(0:19:06.16)
▶ Sadao Maou : I guess they won't follow us here.	(0:19:14.34)
▶ Emi Yusa : What was that all about?	(0:19:19.93)
▶ Sadao Maou : I wish I knew.	(0:19:21.91)
▶ Sadao Maou : It wasn't just any sniper attack.	(0:19:23.73)
▶ Sadao Maou : They used magical energy.	(0:19:26.95)
▶ Emi Yusa : Magic? But that means...	(0:19:29.01)
▶ Sadao Maou : That whoever it was holds great power.	(0:19:31.80)
▶ Sadao Maou : Not to mention, they know who we are.	(0:19:34.59)
▶ Emi Yusa : But who could that be?	(0:19:37.37)
▶ Sadao Maou : A mysterious sniper shooting at the Hero and Dark Lord together.	(0:19:39.75)
▶ Sadao Maou : It'd be reasonable to assume they're from Ente Isla too.	(0:19:43.36)
▶ Sadao Maou : Geez, you sure got us into a real mess.	(0:19:46.75)
▶ Emi Yusa : Wh-What'd I do?!	(0:19:49.15)
▶ Sadao Maou : This wouldn't have happened if you'd picked a more sensible time and place.	(0:19:51.41)
▶ Emi Yusa : It's your fault for working so late!	(0:19:56.41)
▶ Sadao Maou : We could've talked during the day.	(0:19:59.65)
▶ Emi Yusa : I'm working during the day!	(0:20:01.26)
▶ Sadao Maou : Should I care?	(0:20:03.73)
▶ Emi Yusa : Where are you going?!	(0:20:06.03)
▶ Sadao Maou : Home. I've got work tomorrow morning.	(0:20:09.27)
▶ Emi Yusa : So you're just gonna run off on your own?	(0:20:12.52)
▶ Sadao Maou : Of course. You take care on your way home too.	(0:20:14.21)
▶ Sadao Maou : Later!	(0:20:17.90)
▶ Sadao Maou : Are you planning to ambush me at night or something?	(0:20:23.53)
▶ Emi Yusa : Th-That's not it.	(0:20:27.20)
▶ Sadao Maou : Then what?	(0:20:29.41)
▶ Sadao Maou : My landlady lives right here, you know.	(0:20:31.56)
▶ Sadao Maou : I'd rather not have to answer to her, so keep your voice down.	(0:20:34.35)
▶ Sadao Maou : Wh-What's wrong?	(0:20:39.96)
▶ Emi Yusa : It feels totally wrong to ask you this, and it probably counts as betraying the world itself, but...	(0:20:42.44)
▶ Sadao Maou : Are you just trying to provoke me or what?	(0:20:49.45)
▶ Emi Yusa : Could I st... st...	(0:20:52.69)
▶ Emi Yusa : St...?	(0:20:56.23)
▶ Emi Yusa : C... Could I stay at your place tonight?	(0:21:01.79)
▶ Emi Yusa : I lost my wallet...	(0:21:07.48)
▶ Shiro Ashiya : Emilia the Hero?!	(0:21:13.54)
▶ Sadao Maou : Don't worry. She's in no shape to fight.	(0:21:15.88)
▶ Shiro Ashiya : How can you be so relaxed?!	(0:21:19.28)
▶ Shiro Ashiya : How could the Dark Lord stay out until midnight with the Hero?!	(0:21:20.81)
▶ Sadao Maou : Someone attacked the two of us earlier.	(0:21:24.42)
▶ Sadao Maou : They shot at us with magic bullets.	(0:21:27.68)
▶ Shiro Ashiya : Magic?!	(0:21:29.18)
▶ Sadao Maou : She lost her wallet while we were running.	(0:21:30.39)
▶ Sadao Maou : She lives in Eifuku, but it's a bit too far away on foot.	(0:21:34.38)
▶ Shiro Ashiya : So you want to let her stay here tonight?	(0:21:39.00)
▶ Sadao Maou : Don't just stand there. Come on in.	(0:21:42.15)
▶ Emi Yusa : E-Excuse me.	(0:21:44.45)
▶ Sadao Maou : Just sit down wherever.	(0:21:47.15)
▶ Sadao Maou : We don't exactly have a spare bed for guests, so you'll have to make do.	(0:21:49.16)
▶ Emi Yusa : I know.	(0:21:52.95)
▶ Shiro Ashiya : You should be more appreciative of the Dark Lord's compassion!	(0:21:54.82)
▶ Sadao Maou : Shut up, Ashiya. You want the landlady knocking on our door?	(0:21:58.87)
▶ Sadao Maou : Emi, use this or something.	(0:22:01.78)
▶ Emi Yusa : He uses the same detergent I do.	(0:22:08.52)
▶ Sadao Maou : If you need a pillow, use those books.	(0:22:10.81)
▶ Sadao Maou : I'll lend you a thousand for now, but I want you out of here by the time the first train runs.	(0:22:13.94)
▶ Shiro Ashiya : That thousand yen was granted to you by the Dark Lord himself out of our very limited resources!	(0:22:20.34)
▶ Shiro Ashiya : Be sure to treasure it.	(0:22:24.29)
▶ Emi Yusa : I know, all right?! I'll be out of here by morning!	(0:22:25.77)
▶ Emi Yusa : Thanks for the money.	(0:22:28.95)
▶ Shiro Ashiya : That woman...	(0:22:30.75)
▶ Sadao Maou : We should sleep too.	(0:22:32.71)
▶ Shiro Ashiya : I won't let my guard waver for a second! Don't even think of trying anything!	(0:22:35.12)
▶ Emi Yusa : Why am I doing this?	(0:22:39.90)
▶ Sadao Maou : We've had our ups and downs as well, haven't we?	(0:22:57.03)
▶ Sadao Maou : We were okay because we could rely on each other,	(0:23:02.57)
▶ Sadao Maou : but she seems to be all alone.	(0:23:05.07)
▶ Shiro Ashiya : You've grown soft, my lord.	(0:23:08.47)
▶ Sadao Maou : Who's this from?	(0:23:16.40)
▶ Sadao Maou : Earthquakes?	(0:23:18.21)
▶ Sadao Maou : What's all this?	(0:23:19.70)
▶ Sadao Maou : There's one from Chi-chan too.	(0:23:22.58)
▶ Sadao Maou : "There will be more earthquakes. What should I do?" What?	(0:23:24.68)
▶ Shiro Ashiya : My lord?	(0:23:28.76)
▶ Sadao Maou : What's going on?	(0:23:32.59)

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