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▶ Kobayashi : Good grief. Why did you completely burn our ingredients?	(0:00:06.60)
▶ Tohru : Well, my apologies.	(0:00:10.82)
▶ Kobayashi : Have more faith in the gas stove.	(0:00:13.05)
▶ Tohru : I thought the heat wasn't strong enough.	(0:00:15.02)
▶ Kobayashi : Use a flame, not a blaze.	(0:00:17.16)
▶ Kobayashi : Your brain was the thing that wasn't strong enough.	(0:00:19.58)
▶ Kobayashi : That reminds me, this is my first time going shopping with Tohru, isn't it?	(0:00:23.86)
▶ Kobayashi : I wonder what she's like when she's shopping.	(0:00:28.72)
▶ EXTRA : Oborozuka Shopping District	(0:02:04.56)
▶ Tohru : Huh?	(0:02:05.63)
▶ Kobayashi : Huh?	(0:02:06.52)
▶ Tohru : This is the shopping district.	(0:02:07.34)
▶ Kobayashi : You don't use the department store over there?	(0:02:09.46)
▶ Tohru : That place is like a castle and makes me uncomfortable.	(0:02:12.02)
▶ Kobayashi : Castle?	(0:02:15.52)
▶ Tohru : The white color reminds me of the crusader's bases.	(0:02:16.18)
▶ Kobayashi : And the shopping district?	(0:02:20.97)
▶ EXTRA : Shop at your local shopping district! Use your point card for savings!	(0:02:22.12)
▶ Tohru : It's like the guild's bazaars.	(0:02:22.56)
▶ Tohru : It's a little better.	(0:02:24.86)
▶ Kobayashi : So your standards are basically based on your past experiences, huh?	(0:02:26.97)
▶ EXTRA : Toda Fresh Seafood	(0:02:30.58)
▶ Kobayashi : Well, let's start by buying the fish.	(0:02:30.93)
▶ Tohru : Yup.	(0:02:33.00)
▶ Mr. Toda : Oh hey, Tohru-chan.	(0:02:33.71)
▶ Tohru : Good afternoon, Mr. Toda.	(0:02:35.47)
▶ Kobayashi : Huh?	(0:02:37.03)
▶ Mr. Toda : It's not often I see you with anyone.	(0:02:37.58)
▶ Mr. Toda : She a friend?	(0:02:39.97)
▶ Tohru : She's my Master.	(0:02:40.96)
▶ Mr. Toda : Huh?	(0:02:42.40)
▶ Kobayashi : H-Hello.	(0:02:42.81)
▶ Mr. Toda : Tohru-chan's funny, isn't she?	(0:02:44.10)
▶ Mr. Toda : We've got some good mackerel in today. How about it?	(0:02:46.45)
▶ Tohru : In that case, I'll take two of those and two dried jack mackerel.	(0:02:49.70)
▶ Mr. Toda : Coming up.	(0:02:52.71)
▶ Kobayashi : He gave us an extra fillet of mackerel...	(0:02:53.88)
▶ Tohru : Wasn't that nice of him?	(0:02:56.60)
▶ Kobayashi : Why are you friends with the fishmonger?	(0:02:58.26)
▶ Tohru : Huh? We're not friends.	(0:03:00.47)
▶ EXTRA : What about it?	(0:03:02.49)
▶ Tohru : When I was courteous to him he started being nice in return, that's all.	(0:03:02.57)
▶ Kobayashi : Tohru, I think you have a tendency to not understand human emotions.	(0:03:07.29)
▶ Tohru : Of course things are different with you, Miss Kobayashi!	(0:03:10.97)
▶ Tohru : We share mutual love!	(0:03:13.35)
▶ Kobayashi : You definitely don't understand.	(0:03:14.90)
▶ EXTRA : Tatsuda Butchery	(0:03:16.50)
▶ Tatsuta : What'll it be today?	(0:03:17.88)
▶ Tatsuta : I'll throw some extra in.	(0:03:19.38)
▶ Tohru : Huh? You mean it?	(0:03:21.05)
▶ Kobayashi : Here, too?	(0:03:23.03)
▶ Kobayashi : Or rather...	(0:03:24.71)
▶ EXTRA : My, long time no see.	(0:03:25.79)
▶ Tohru : Hello.	(0:03:27.56)
▶ EXTRA : Oh, it's the cosplay lady!	(0:03:28.42)
▶ Tohru : Hey!	(0:03:30.26)
▶ EXTRA : Getting along well?	(0:03:31.42)
▶ Kobayashi : This dragon's better at socializing than me?	(0:03:31.93)
▶ Tohru : Here and there.	(0:03:33.23)
▶ EXTRA : How about it, Tohru-chan?	(0:03:34.93)
▶ Kobayashi : She make talk condescendingly, calling humans	(0:03:35.30)
▶ EXTRA : Care to have your romantic fortune read?	(0:03:36.55)
▶ Kobayashi : an inferior species and lesser creatures,	(0:03:37.24)
▶ Tohru : Huh? Thank you, but I'm good on that front.	(0:03:38.79)
▶ Kobayashi : but she's interacting with them normally enough.	(0:03:39.35)
▶ Kobayashi : I guess she doesn't hate us.	(0:03:42.68)
▶ Tohru : Farewell, then.	(0:03:43.09)
▶ Tohru : Sorry to keep you waiting.	(0:03:45.08)
▶ Kobayashi : Oh, it's fine.	(0:03:47.26)
▶ Kobayashi : Now that I think about it, I hardly know anything about Tohru.	(0:03:49.43)
▶ Kobayashi : I'd like to know more... I guess.	(0:03:55.43)
▶ Kobayashi : I think it's probably best not to ask about that.	(0:04:01.34)
▶ EXTRA : Homemade Western Confections Salmandra	(0:04:04.47)
▶ Kobayashi : It's clearly a touchy topic for her.	(0:04:04.93)
▶ Kobayashi : Well, shall we buy some dessert?	(0:04:08.54)
▶ Tohru : Huh? Really?	(0:04:10.26)
▶ Kobayashi : What would you like?	(0:04:12.34)
▶ Tohru : I'd love an eclair!	(0:04:13.45)
▶ Tohru : Did you know? Eclair means flash of lightning!	(0:04:15.89)
▶ Kobayashi : Wow.	(0:04:20.02)
▶ Kobayashi : Speaking of lightning, there's the Norse god Thor... is your name related to that?	(0:04:20.72)
▶ Tohru : Absolutely not.	(0:04:25.52)
▶ Tohru : According to my parents, it comes from an author here in this world.	(0:04:27.25)
▶ Kobayashi : Huh? Your parents—	(0:04:31.21)
▶ EXTRA : Purse snatcher! Someone stop him!	(0:04:34.90)
▶ Tohru : Miss Kobayashi, may I stop him?	(0:04:37.33)
▶ Kobayashi : Huh?	(0:04:39.31)
▶ Kobayashi : Uh, can you do it without exposing yourself as a dragon?	(0:04:40.04)
▶ Tohru : Yes!	(0:04:45.01)
▶ Tohru : Understood!	(0:04:45.75)
▶ EXTRA : Good, now that I'm this far away...	(0:04:49.48)
▶ Kobayashi : Huh?	(0:04:51.17)
▶ Kobayashi : Doesn't this mean trouble?	(0:05:07.18)
▶ Kobayashi : Tohru!	(0:05:14.81)
▶ Tohru : Huh?	(0:05:17.74)
▶ Kobayashi : Huh?	(0:05:18.64)
▶ Mr. Toda : Amazing, Tohru-chan!	(0:05:19.46)
▶ EXTRA : I can't believe you're so strong!	(0:05:21.10)
▶ EXTRA : That was cool, lady!	(0:05:23.29)
▶ EXTRA : You've got quite the legs on you!	(0:05:23.79)
▶ Kobayashi : It worked out.	(0:05:25.63)
▶ EXTRA : Impressive!	(0:05:26.22)
▶ EXTRA : I can sleep soundly tonight!	(0:05:28.76)
▶ Tohru : Just now, I was scared.	(0:05:41.77)
▶ Kobayashi : I was sweating, too.	(0:05:44.58)
▶ Kobayashi : Sorry. I should have told you to hold back more.	(0:05:46.80)
▶ Tohru : It's okay.	(0:05:51.03)
▶ Tohru : Um, your hand...	(0:05:56.07)
▶ Kobayashi : You want to hold hands a little longer?	(0:06:07.18)
▶ Tohru : Yes.	(0:06:08.96)
▶ Tohru : I won't wash this hand for a while.	(0:06:15.59)
▶ Kobayashi : How does tail taste?	(0:06:29.57)
▶ Tohru : Sweet and creamy!	(0:06:31.72)
▶ Kobayashi : Singing your own praises, huh?	(0:06:33.50)
▶ Kobayashi : Is my package here?	(0:06:44.45)
▶ Kobayashi : Hello?	(0:06:47.07)
▶ Kobayashi : Huh?	(0:06:48.13)
▶ Kobayashi : I invited her into my house...	(0:06:56.50)
▶ Kobayashi : But she's Tohru's friend, right?	(0:06:58.56)
▶ Kobayashi : She has horns and a tail, so...	(0:07:01.96)
▶ Kobayashi : But Tohru's out shopping right now.	(0:07:04.63)
▶ Tohru : Today we're having meat and potato stew!	(0:07:06.17)
▶ Kobayashi : What to do about this...	(0:07:08.36)
▶ Kobayashi : What's your name?	(0:07:10.98)
▶ Kanna Kamui : Break up with Lady Tohru.	(0:07:15.99)
▶ Kobayashi : Hmm? Lady?	(0:07:17.73)
▶ Kobayashi : What did you just say?	(0:07:19.65)
▶ Kanna Kamui : I know that you've seduced her.	(0:07:21.61)
▶ Kanna Kamui : With your body.	(0:07:24.72)
▶ Kobayashi : Huh?	(0:07:25.87)
▶ Kanna Kamui : Cuckold.	(0:07:26.58)
▶ Kanna Kamui : Slut in glasses!	(0:07:28.66)
▶ Kobayashi : Hey, aren't you making a mistake? I'm not a slu—	(0:07:30.00)
▶ Kobayashi : Whoa now.	(0:07:33.28)
▶ Tohru : Miss Kobayashi, I'm home!	(0:07:36.46)
▶ Kanna Kamui : Why you!	(0:07:36.71)
▶ Tohru : Are you cheating on me?!	(0:07:40.13)
▶ Kobayashi : Don't make things more complicated! Not worse!	(0:07:45.04)
▶ Kanna Kamui : Lady Tohru.	(0:07:47.47)
▶ Tohru : Ah...	(0:07:48.82)
▶ Tohru : This girl is called Kanna Kamui.	(0:07:51.60)
▶ EXTRA : Kanna Kamui	(0:07:52.82)
▶ Tohru : She's an acquaintance of mine.	(0:07:53.77)
▶ Kobayashi : Figured.	(0:07:55.20)
▶ Kanna Kamui : Lady Tohru went missing, so I came searching for her.	(0:07:56.65)
▶ Kobayashi : Went missing?	(0:07:59.74)
▶ Kobayashi : Tohru, you need to let your friends know.	(0:08:01.26)
▶ Tohru : Sorry.	(0:08:04.51)
▶ Tohru : Still, I'm surprised you found this place.	(0:08:05.90)
▶ Kanna Kamui : I saw Lady Tohru breathe fire on that cloudy day.	(0:08:09.08)
▶ Kanna Kamui : And I sensed your magic power.	(0:08:12.12)
▶ Tohru : Ah...	(0:08:13.56)
▶ Kobayashi : You were careless there, huh, Tohru?	(0:08:14.18)
▶ Kanna Kamui : Lady Tohru, why are you in such an outfit?	(0:08:16.08)
▶ Kanna Kamui : Come home with me.	(0:08:19.79)
▶ Kanna Kamui : I need you, Lady Tohru.	(0:08:21.71)
▶ Tohru : I'm not going home.	(0:08:28.51)
▶ Kanna Kamui : Why not?	(0:08:31.70)
▶ Tohru : Because...	(0:08:33.12)
▶ Tohru : I'm in love with Miss Kobayashi!	(0:08:34.53)
▶ Kobayashi : Hey, take this seri—	(0:08:37.17)
▶ Kanna Kamui : I knew it!	(0:08:38.03)
▶ Kobayashi : Huh?!	(0:08:38.80)
▶ Kanna Kamui : I saw you on your date at the bazaar!	(0:08:39.46)
▶ Kanna Kamui : You were holding hands in public!	(0:08:42.33)
▶ Kanna Kamui : You perverts!	(0:08:44.91)
▶ Kobayashi : On our date?	(0:08:45.96)
▶ Kobayashi : Don't blush about it!	(0:08:47.83)
▶ Kanna Kamui : In that case, I'll kill you if I must...	(0:08:48.75)
▶ Kanna Kamui : Die!	(0:08:52.95)
▶ Kanna Kamui : Why you!	(0:08:54.84)
▶ Kanna Kamui : Why... you!	(0:08:59.30)
▶ Tohru : Kanna...	(0:09:00.97)
▶ Tohru : You've become incredibly powerless, haven't you?	(0:09:01.74)
▶ Kanna Kamui : You're the odd one, Lady Tohru!	(0:09:04.84)
▶ Kanna Kamui : The mana purity here is too low!	(0:09:07.26)
▶ Kobayashi : Kanna-chan, do you mean...	(0:09:10.21)
▶ Kobayashi : you can't get home?	(0:09:11.98)
▶ Kanna Kamui : Th-That's not true.	(0:09:14.07)
▶ Kobayashi : It's not? But you don't have anywhere to stay, right?	(0:09:16.34)
▶ Kobayashi : Come on, look me in the eye and answer.	(0:09:19.78)
▶ Tohru : I think your dead-fish eyes are scary, Miss Kobayashi.	(0:09:22.34)
▶ Tohru : Kanna, please tell us honestly about what you're planning.	(0:09:26.21)
▶ Tohru : If you're after Miss Kobayashi, then I'm sorry, but give it up.	(0:09:30.16)
▶ Kobayashi : Tohru, be quiet for a moment.	(0:09:33.58)
▶ Kanna Kamui : Actually...	(0:09:39.69)
▶ Kobayashi : You were exiled for a prank?	(0:09:41.80)
▶ Tohru : Kanna does love pulling pranks.	(0:09:44.42)
▶ Kobayashi : Uh, so to sum things up...	(0:09:46.80)
▶ Kobayashi : It's like this?	(0:09:48.80)
▶ EXTRA : Mommy, open up!	(0:09:49.15)
▶ Tohru : Like that, yes.	(0:09:50.11)
▶ Tohru : She's probably not allowed to return until she reflects on her actions.	(0:09:51.70)
▶ Tohru : It would be futile for me to try sending her back.	(0:09:54.12)
▶ Kobayashi : So right now she's all on her own...	(0:09:56.68)
▶ Tohru : Yes.	(0:09:59.38)
▶ Kobayashi : Kanna-chan.	(0:10:06.65)
▶ Kobayashi : If you have no place to stay, want to live here?	(0:10:10.53)
▶ Tohru : Huh? You told me no the first time I asked, though. Huh?	(0:10:14.58)
▶ Kobayashi : Once you have one, two's nothing.	(0:10:18.71)
▶ Kanna Kamui : I don't trust humans!	(0:10:20.96)
▶ Kanna Kamui : You're plotting something!	(0:10:23.59)
▶ Kanna Kamui : You're trying to use me!	(0:10:25.65)
▶ Kobayashi : So you can't trust anyone in an unknown world?	(0:10:31.38)
▶ Kobayashi : That's natural.	(0:10:34.26)
▶ Kobayashi : I wouldn't trust anyone either.	(0:10:36.07)
▶ Kobayashi : Trusting someone is something that happens after you become friends or become lovers.	(0:10:39.11)
▶ Kobayashi : Kanna-chan, I won't ask you to be my friend.	(0:10:48.31)
▶ Kobayashi : Let's live together.	(0:10:52.57)
▶ Kobayashi : That's all.	(0:10:54.64)
▶ Kanna Kamui : Okay.	(0:11:02.16)
▶ Tohru : I'm so glad I fell in love with Miss Kobayashi.	(0:11:07.76)
▶ Kobayashi : There!	(0:11:30.00)
▶ Kobayashi : There!	(0:11:31.24)
▶ Kobayashi : There!	(0:11:32.16)
▶ Kobayashi : There!	(0:11:32.92)
▶ Kobayashi : Am I domesticating her with food?	(0:11:34.38)
▶ EXTRA : Episode 2	(0:11:38.80)
▶ Kanna Kamui : I want to play!	(0:11:48.18)
▶ Kobayashi : What about your game?	(0:11:49.93)
▶ Kanna Kamui : I'm bored with it.	(0:11:51.35)
▶ Tohru : Kanna is a child, after all.	(0:11:52.69)
▶ Tohru : She wants to exercise her body to the fullest.	(0:11:54.63)
▶ Kobayashi : When I was a kid I spent my days playing video games, though...	(0:11:57.21)
▶ Tohru : Well then, would you like to play with me outside today?	(0:12:01.66)
▶ Kanna Kamui : Yeah!	(0:12:05.81)
▶ Tohru : Would you like to come, too, Miss Kobayashi?	(0:12:07.32)
▶ Tohru : No, please come!	(0:12:09.43)
▶ Kobayashi : I hate exercising.	(0:12:10.93)
▶ Kobayashi : Is this Japan?	(0:12:20.91)
▶ Tohru : Who knows?	(0:12:22.65)
▶ Tohru : I just landed in a big field that looked nice.	(0:12:23.56)
▶ Kobayashi : Well, whatever.	(0:12:28.38)
▶ Kobayashi : I'm going to sleep off the fatigue from my deathma.	(0:12:30.25)
▶ EXTRA : Deathma: Short for death march. To work without rest under an overloaded schedule.	(0:12:31.31)
▶ EXTRA : No Reception	(0:12:33.02)
▶ Kobayashi : Wake me up when you're finished playing.	(0:12:33.32)
▶ Kobayashi : And return us to Japan.	(0:12:35.01)
▶ Tohru : Oh well.	(0:12:37.33)
▶ Tohru : Okay, shall we play by ourselves?	(0:12:39.11)
▶ Kanna Kamui : Yeah.	(0:12:41.43)
▶ Kobayashi : Wait, wait, wait!	(0:13:13.05)
▶ Tohru : Huh? I thought you were going to sleep?	(0:13:14.43)
▶ Kobayashi : How can I sleep?!	(0:13:16.73)
▶ Kobayashi : What are you battling to the death over all of a sudden?!	(0:13:17.96)
▶ Tohru : Oh, no. We were just roughhousing a little bit is all.	(0:13:19.80)
▶ Kanna Kamui : You're over-exaggerating, Kobayashi.	(0:13:23.10)
▶ Kobayashi : Shoot, I'm at the disadvantage here.	(0:13:24.44)
▶ Tohru : Oh, I bet you wanted to join in, too, right, Miss Kobayashi?	(0:13:26.32)
▶ Tohru : Jeez, you're not very honest.	(0:13:29.60)
▶ Kobayashi : I'd die!	(0:13:31.20)
▶ EXTRA :	(0:13:32.27)
▶ Kanna Kamui : It's fun to move around in a human body.	(0:13:34.12)
▶ Kobayashi : I thought your strength was gone, Kanna-chan?	(0:13:36.91)
▶ Kanna Kamui : The source of my power is electricity.	(0:13:40.28)
▶ Kanna Kamui : So it returned after I recharged.	(0:13:43.76)
▶ Kobayashi : Are you made of lithium?	(0:13:45.36)
▶ Kobayashi : If we're playing around, keep it to human standards.	(0:13:47.25)
▶ Tohru : Huh? We were at human standards, though?	(0:13:49.98)
▶ Kobayashi : Huh?	(0:13:52.22)
▶ Tohru : Huh?	(0:13:53.11)
▶ Tohru : In our world there are plenty of humans capable of doing that.	(0:13:54.07)
▶ Kobayashi : There's very few, in fact none, who can here.	(0:13:57.95)
▶ Tohru : No, I saw some on TV the other day.	(0:14:00.48)
▶ Kobayashi : That's fiction, it wasn't reality.	(0:14:02.88)
▶ Kobayashi : Oh, sorry, for crushing your dreams.	(0:14:06.18)
▶ Kobayashi : Whatever.	(0:14:09.51)
▶ Kobayashi : I'll be sleeping over here.	(0:14:10.94)
▶ Kobayashi : Keep your playing around to my level.	(0:14:13.15)
▶ Tohru : Yes.	(0:14:15.28)
▶ Tohru : So there you have it, Kanna.	(0:14:16.15)
▶ Tohru : First, let's try to recall how Miss Kobayashi usually acts.	(0:14:18.11)
▶ Kanna Kamui : Yeah!	(0:14:21.65)
▶ Kobayashi : The power of dragons...	(0:14:23.89)
▶ Kobayashi : I've seen it a few times now, but it's still terrifying.	(0:14:26.10)
▶ Kobayashi : If they felt like it, our world would be...	(0:14:30.01)
▶ Tohru : My lower back! My lower back!	(0:14:40.93)
▶ Kanna Kamui : I'm tired! I'm dying!	(0:14:43.82)
▶ Kobayashi : Ah, never.	(0:14:48.02)
▶ Kobayashi : They'd never destroy our world.	(0:14:49.85)
▶ Kobayashi : And that exhausted behavior is totally me, yeah.	(0:14:51.92)
▶ Tohru : Ah, that was fun.	(0:14:55.32)
▶ Kobayashi : Was it?	(0:14:57.11)
▶ Tohru : I guess you really didn't want to play, Miss Kobayashi.	(0:14:58.85)
▶ Kobayashi : Hmm...	(0:15:01.37)
▶ Kobayashi : Guess we can play shiritori.	(0:15:18.89)
▶ Kobayashi : Apple (ringo ).	(0:15:20.77)
▶ Kanna Kamui : Gorilla (gorira ).	(0:15:21.52)
▶ Tohru : Trumpet (rappa ).	(0:15:22.52)
▶ Kobayashi : Parachute (parashuuto ).	(0:15:23.51)
▶ Kanna Kamui : Tornado (toruneedo ).	(0:15:25.32)
▶ Tohru : Do, do... hmm...	(0:15:26.56)
▶ Tohru : Oh, dragon (doragon )!	(0:15:30.38)
▶ Kobayashi : Okay, you lose.	(0:15:31.86)
▶ Tohru : Ah.	(0:15:33.21)
▶ Tohru : You only left my tail-meat behind again!	(0:15:45.43)
▶ Kobayashi : I told you I can't.	(0:15:48.21)
▶ Kobayashi : Though if you turned it into ground meat, I probably wouldn't notice.	(0:15:50.29)
▶ Tohru : But then you wouldn't know it's my meat, would you?!	(0:15:53.34)
▶ Kobayashi : You want to emphasize that?	(0:15:56.60)
▶ Kobayashi : Hmm?	(0:16:03.35)
▶ EXTRA : The Crane Repays a Debt	(0:16:04.06)
▶ EXTRA : The Crane Repays a Debt	(0:16:06.56)
▶ Tohru : Now, then.	(0:16:09.91)
▶ Tohru : That was fast!	(0:16:12.12)
▶ Kobayashi : I don't need grilled tail.	(0:16:12.98)
▶ Tohru : Wha?!	(0:16:14.35)
▶ Kanna Kamui : Kobayashi, where are you going?	(0:16:18.19)
▶ Kobayashi : Hmm? To work.	(0:16:20.57)
▶ Kanna Kamui : I'll go, too!	(0:16:22.14)
▶ Tohru : Kanna, you have things to do with me today, don't you?	(0:16:23.56)
▶ Kobayashi : Things to do?	(0:16:26.91)
▶ Tohru : Kanna hasn't been in this world very long, so...	(0:16:27.83)
▶ Tohru : I thought I'd teach her a few things.	(0:16:31.22)
▶ Kobayashi : Huh? You will?	(0:16:33.72)
▶ Kanna Kamui : No! I want to go with Kobayashi!	(0:16:35.08)
▶ Kobayashi : She's suddenly attached to me.	(0:16:38.77)
▶ Tohru : If you keep being selfish, I'll break you.	(0:16:40.62)
▶ Kobayashi : I'm off!	(0:16:43.11)
▶ Tohru : Have a safe trip!	(0:16:44.55)
▶ Tohru : Now then, Kanna, we're going to have you learn the commonsense of this society.	(0:16:45.93)
▶ Kanna Kamui : Commonsense of this society?	(0:16:49.41)
▶ Tohru : First, you should learn what you must not do.	(0:16:51.19)
▶ Kanna Kamui : Oh!	(0:16:54.31)
▶ Tohru : First, you must honor traffic lights!	(0:16:55.90)
▶ Tohru : Otherwise, you'll be hit by a car.	(0:16:58.18)
▶ Kanna Kamui : That's what those iron boxes are called?	(0:17:00.07)
▶ Kanna Kamui : Lady Tohru, you're smart!	(0:17:02.42)
▶ Kanna Kamui : How do they move?	(0:17:05.21)
▶ Tohru : Probably with magic.	(0:17:08.35)
▶ Tohru : Apparently you need a device called a "license" for them.	(0:17:10.06)
▶ Kanna Kamui : Does Kobayashi possess a license?	(0:17:12.76)
▶ Kanna Kamui : I'd love to try riding in a car!	(0:17:15.43)
▶ Tohru : She seems to possess a license, but she doesn't have a car.	(0:17:17.36)
▶ Tohru : Apparently it imposes strains called "vehicle inspections" or "loans."	(0:17:21.01)
▶ Kanna Kamui : I guess power comes at a price in every world.	(0:17:24.32)
▶ Kanna Kamui : Oh, but it would be really easy if she had you carry her!	(0:17:28.81)
▶ Kanna Kamui : Why doesn't Kobayashi do that?	(0:17:32.05)
▶ Tohru : Right?	(0:17:34.38)
▶ Makoto Takiya : Wow, you've got another relative with you?	(0:17:36.21)
▶ Makoto Takiya : Is she a maid, too?	(0:17:39.13)
▶ Kobayashi : No, a Gothic lolita.	(0:17:40.28)
▶ Kobayashi : A Gothic lolita with a tribal theme.	(0:17:42.56)
▶ Makoto Takiya : Hmm, interesting tastes.	(0:17:45.42)
▶ Kobayashi : Tohru said she was going to teach her some things, but I'm so worried.	(0:17:47.98)
▶ EXTRA : First we should run tests using this module.	(0:17:48.15)
▶ EXTRA : Mhmm.	(0:17:51.32)
▶ Makoto Takiya : Tohru-chan seems to have her act together, though.	(0:17:51.55)
▶ EXTRA : Then merge it with this one, and run an integration test.	(0:17:52.07)
▶ Kobayashi : Together?	(0:17:54.36)
▶ Kobayashi : Well, I suppose perhaps she does have a lot of compassion for her friends.	(0:17:56.08)
▶ EXTRA : For real? That can't be. That's wicked!	(0:18:00.38)
▶ EXTRA : For real?	(0:18:03.59)
▶ EXTRA : For real?	(0:18:04.35)
▶ Tohru : Magic words.	(0:18:04.71)
▶ EXTRA : Yeah.	(0:18:05.15)
▶ EXTRA : That can't be.	(0:18:06.25)
▶ EXTRA : That's wicked.	(0:18:07.68)
▶ EXTRA : That's wicked.	(0:18:08.89)
▶ Kanna Kamui : And that?	(0:18:12.22)
▶ EXTRA : In Trouble.	(0:18:14.19)
▶ Tohru : I don't know.	(0:18:14.41)
▶ Tohru : A tool children play with?	(0:18:15.52)
▶ Tohru : How do they play?	(0:18:17.43)
▶ Tohru : It looks like it uses the principle of levers, but...	(0:18:18.46)
▶ Tohru : That's a training device for catapults!	(0:18:21.68)
▶ Kanna Kamui : Oh!	(0:18:23.96)
▶ Tohru : This is how children learn the means of combating monsters in the sky!	(0:18:25.20)
▶ Kanna Kamui : Oh!	(0:18:29.58)
▶ Kanna Kamui : And that?	(0:18:32.66)
▶ Tohru : A crepe stand.	(0:18:33.74)
▶ Kanna Kamui : It's sweet, like yatagarasu eggs.	(0:18:39.20)
▶ Kanna Kamui : And that?	(0:18:42.47)
▶ Tohru : An ice cream stand.	(0:18:43.59)
▶ Kanna Kamui : It's cold. But good!	(0:18:48.79)
▶ Kanna Kamui : This world is peaceful.	(0:18:55.77)
▶ Tohru : Isn't it?	(0:18:57.65)
▶ Kanna Kamui : Are there dragons in this world?	(0:19:00.20)
▶ Tohru : Seems like there aren't.	(0:19:02.96)
▶ Tohru : I don't know if they went extinct or if they moved elsewhere...	(0:19:04.83)
▶ Kanna Kamui : Is it wrong to revert to my original form?	(0:19:07.90)
▶ EXTRA : Yes, it's fine, it's fine, it's all right.	(0:19:08.08)
▶ Tohru : Well, I wouldn't let your form be seen, at least.	(0:19:10.46)
▶ EXTRA : I'll be waiting here.	(0:19:11.92)
▶ Tohru : Can you use perception blocking, Kanna?	(0:19:14.53)
▶ Kanna Kamui : I can't.	(0:19:17.25)
▶ Tohru : I see.	(0:19:18.40)
▶ Tohru : Well, there's hardly ever any need for it anyways.	(0:19:20.28)
▶ Kanna Kamui : Lady Tohru?	(0:19:25.57)
▶ Tohru : Yes?	(0:19:26.80)
▶ Kanna Kamui : Why did you come to this world?	(0:19:28.12)
▶ Kanna Kamui : I heard you had died...	(0:19:34.79)
▶ Kanna Kamui : So I was happy to find you survived.	(0:19:38.24)
▶ Tohru : I came to this world to escape.	(0:19:40.98)
▶ Tohru : Truth be told, I was on the verge of death,	(0:19:44.47)
▶ Tohru : but Miss Kobayashi saved me.	(0:19:46.62)
▶ Kanna Kamui : Kobayashi did?	(0:19:49.11)
▶ Tohru : I decided to repay her by being her maid.	(0:19:51.04)
▶ Tohru : While letting people think I was dead.	(0:19:54.31)
▶ Tohru : I've only told a handful of dragons about my survival.	(0:19:56.79)
▶ Tohru : Like Miss Lucoa and Mr. Fafnir.	(0:20:00.15)
▶ Kanna Kamui : You're like a retiree.	(0:20:02.89)
▶ Tohru : That might be close.	(0:20:06.33)
▶ Tohru : But, Kanna,	(0:20:09.59)
▶ Tohru : I'm very happy right now.	(0:20:16.36)
▶ Kanna Kamui : Yeah.	(0:20:19.75)
▶ Tohru : Come on, Kanna, isn't there more you'd like to know about?	(0:20:21.49)
▶ Kanna Kamui : I'd like to see Kobayashi's work.	(0:20:29.62)
▶ Tohru : She'll be mad at you.	(0:20:33.72)
▶ Kanna Kamui : That's fine. I want to see.	(0:20:35.15)
▶ Tohru : Let's go say hello, then.	(0:20:38.52)
▶ Tohru : I blocked perception of us.	(0:20:52.57)
▶ Kanna Kamui : Okay.	(0:20:55.11)
▶ Makoto Takiya : What's wrong?	(0:21:14.83)
▶ Kobayashi : Huh? Oh, nothing.	(0:21:15.80)
▶ Kobayashi : Whatever.	(0:21:24.36)
▶ Tohru : It's not practice for catapults?	(0:21:36.35)
▶ Kobayashi : It's not. It's equipment kids play on.	(0:21:38.26)
▶ Kanna Kamui : This is fun!	(0:21:48.54)
▶ Kobayashi : I see.	(0:21:50.03)
▶ Tohru : This is fun, isn't it?!	(0:21:51.03)
▶ Kobayashi : Glad to hear it.	(0:21:52.89)
▶ EXTRA : Next Episode	(0:23:24.92)
▶ Tohru : Kanna, supposedly there are myriads of gods living here.	(0:23:25.93)
▶ Kanna Kamui : Lady Tohru, what does "myriads" mean?	(0:23:29.84)
▶ Tohru : Apparently gods reside in all manner of things here.	(0:23:31.88)
▶ Kanna Kamui : What? That's scary.	(0:23:34.72)
▶ EXTRA : Episode 3	(0:23:35.93)
▶ Tohru : You can't let your guard down.	(0:23:36.06)
▶ Kanna Kamui : Yeah.	(0:23:37.48)

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