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	Why the hell are you here, Teacher!? - Episode 1

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Ichirou Satou : This is the restroom near the pool.	(0:00:02.20)
Ichirou Satou : Since people rarely come here, it's the best spot for doing your business.	(0:00:04.45)
Ichirou Satou : This is the men's restroom.	(0:00:11.00)
Ichirou Satou : No doubt about it, it's the men's restroom.	(0:00:12.91)
Ichirou Satou : It was meant to be my quiet oasis...	(0:00:16.04)
Ichirou Satou : So then, how come...	(0:00:20.00)
Ichirou Satou : Hey, now!	(0:00:21.91)
Ichirou Satou : Why...	(0:00:23.45)
Ichirou Satou : Why the hell are you here, Sensei?!	(0:00:25.50)
Ichirou Satou : Hey, now!	(0:00:25.75)
EXTRA : First Period	(0:01:59.25)
Kana Kojima : I'm pretty sure I locked the door...	(0:01:59.70)
Ichirou Satou : This stall's broken and won't lock, you see.	(0:02:01.70)
Kana Kojima : Nevertheless, you've got some nerve to come in here without checking if someone's inside.	(0:02:05.20)
Ichirou Satou : S-Sensei, that said, this is the men's room, you know?	(0:02:09.87)
Kana Kojima : I decided to use the men's room since the ladies' is currently being cleaned.	(0:02:12.75)
Kana Kojima : Well, this time it's partly my own fault.	(0:02:18.25)
Kana Kojima : I'll overlook this little incident, so hurry and get out of here.	(0:02:21.08)
Ichirou Satou : I'd like to do just that...	(0:02:25.08)
Ichirou Satou : but the lock is stuck and won't open.	(0:02:27.75)
Kana Kojima : What's that?	(0:02:30.50)
Kana Kojima : I thought you said the door wouldn't lock.	(0:02:31.91)
Ichirou Satou : Well, that shoulda been the case...	(0:02:34.37)
Ichirou Satou : I don't understand it, either.	(0:02:36.12)
Ichirou Satou : How terrifying!	(0:02:37.87)
Ichirou Satou : Being able to give off an intimidating air even while on the toilet...	(0:02:39.16)
Ichirou Satou : That's "Kojima the Demon" for you!	(0:02:41.54)
Kana Kojima : You're slacking off!	(0:02:43.66)
Ichirou Satou : Those who break school rules get some immediate tough love.	(0:02:44.91)
Ichirou Satou : And when some parents who viewed that as problematic showed up...	(0:02:47.75)
Kana Kojima : You're being naive!	(0:02:50.25)
Ichirou Satou : ...it's rumored that she told them off.	(0:02:51.33)
Ichirou Satou : Even delinquents...	(0:02:53.95)
EXTRA : Good morning!	(0:02:55.16)
Ichirou Satou : ...kowtow to Kojima.	(0:02:56.50)
Ichirou Satou : I don't wanna be stuck with someone like her!	(0:02:59.08)
Ichirou Satou : Somebody!	(0:03:01.66)
Kana Kojima : Sato, don't get too worked up.	(0:03:03.29)
Kana Kojima : If you do...	(0:03:06.00)
Kana Kojima : I don't think I'll be able to hold it.	(0:03:10.33)
Ichirou Satou : Talk about being in a tight spot!	(0:03:13.08)
Ichirou Satou : Once Sensei finishes up...	(0:03:15.83)
Kana Kojima : I will erase your memory of this!	(0:03:17.79)
Ichirou Satou : ...my life will also get flushed down the toilet!	(0:03:20.45)
Ichirou Satou : What should I do?!	(0:03:22.95)
EXTRA : Today's perfect weather for the pool, huh?	(0:03:24.12)
EXTRA : Nice and hot out, too.	(0:03:26.58)
Ichirou Satou : Ah, that's right. The water polo class is next period. But, water polo is kinda a drag, right?	(0:03:28.04)
Ichirou Satou : Help is here!	(0:03:30.62)
Ichirou Satou : Hey, now!	(0:03:36.95)
Kana Kojima : Don't make a sound.	(0:03:37.58)
Kana Kojima : A boy and a woman together inside a bathroom stall...	(0:03:39.79)
Kana Kojima : That could give off a false impression.	(0:03:42.37)
Ichirou Satou : O-okay...	(0:03:44.95)
Ichirou Satou : What a nice scent.	(0:03:46.50)
Ichirou Satou : So soft and feels so nice, too.	(0:03:49.08)
Ichirou Satou : S-sorry! I'll get off you right away!	(0:03:52.37)
Kana Kojima : Wait!	(0:03:54.20)
Kana Kojima : If you move too quickly... it's gonna squirt out.	(0:03:55.45)
Kana Kojima : Sorry, but could you get off me slowly.	(0:03:59.75)
Ichirou Satou : O-okay.	(0:04:02.79)
Kana Kojima : That's the way.	(0:04:08.91)
Ichirou Satou : Okay.	(0:04:10.62)
Ichirou Satou : The tone of her voice seems different from usual.	(0:04:11.66)
Kana Kojima : Just a bit more.	(0:04:15.00)
Ichirou Satou : Okay.	(0:04:16.83)
Ichirou Satou : Her slightly sweaty, trembling body...	(0:04:17.83)
Ichirou Satou : Seeing Sensei like this, I...	(0:04:22.79)
Ichirou Satou : What?	(0:04:49.08)
Ichirou Satou : Kojima the Demon...	(0:04:50.95)
Ichirou Satou : is welling up with something hot?	(0:04:53.45)
Ichirou Satou : What's this sensation?	(0:04:58.41)
Kana Kojima : I'm gonna erase your memory of this!	(0:05:02.91)
Kana Kojima : Wh-wh-what're you doing?!	(0:05:08.83)
Ichirou Satou : When I saw you just now, Sensei, I became aware of something.	(0:05:10.91)
Ichirou Satou : It doesn't seem I'll be able to restrain myself.	(0:05:15.33)
Kana Kojima : Huh?	(0:05:22.04)
Ichirou Satou : I also... reached my limit!	(0:05:23.45)
Kana Kojima : What?	(0:05:26.41)
EXTRA : Kawanuma-nishi High School Japanese Language Teacher Kana Kojima Birthday: 8/22 Bust:	(0:05:32.66)
EXTRA : Height: Waist: Weight: Hips:	(0:05:32.67)
Kana Kojima : Why the hell are you here?	(0:05:33.91)
Ichirou Satou : A full week has passed and I still can't forget about it.	(0:05:37.50)
Ichirou Satou : Yikes, I've got a serious case.	(0:05:42.16)
Rin Suzuki : Hm? You say something, Senpai?	(0:05:44.75)
Ichirou Satou : Er, I was saying that, as usual, your face looks threatening, Suzuki.	(0:05:47.58)
Rin Suzuki : Sorry, I was born that way.	(0:05:52.00)
Ichirou Satou : I know that.	(0:05:55.20)
Ichirou Satou : If you hadn't been my junior in middle school, I'd also really keep my distance from you.	(0:05:56.83)
Ichirou Satou : I'm feelin' kinda tired out.	(0:06:02.20)
Ichirou Satou : No one should be there at this time, so I'm gonna head to the school infirmary and cut class.	(0:06:04.54)
Rin Suzuki : You can't just cut class!	(0:06:08.08)
Ichirou Satou : I see you're as earnest as ever, Suzuki.	(0:06:09.95)
Ichirou Satou : Excuse me, Matsukaze-sensei.	(0:06:13.79)
Mayu Matsukaze : No, it's fine.	(0:06:15.75)
Ichirou Satou : Well, see you later.	(0:06:18.12)
Rin Suzuki : Senpai...	(0:06:19.20)
Mayu Matsukaze : Is something the matter with Sato-kun?	(0:06:20.12)
Rin Suzuki : Uh... he's heading to the school infirmary, apparently.	(0:06:22.50)
Rin Suzuki : Seems he's feeling exhausted.	(0:06:25.50)
Mayu Matsukaze : "The school infirmary"...	(0:06:27.37)
EXTRA : School Infirmary	(0:06:29.50)
Ichirou Satou : This is the school infirmary.	(0:06:30.20)
Ichirou Satou : No doubt about it, it's the school infirmary.	(0:06:32.12)
Ichirou Satou : Nobody should be here at this time.	(0:06:35.20)
Ichirou Satou : So then...	(0:06:37.83)
Ichirou Satou : why is this happening?!	(0:06:39.91)
Kana Kojima : Oh, it's you, Sato.	(0:06:41.95)
Kana Kojima : Class should be in session right now.	(0:06:43.58)
Kana Kojima : Are you also not feeling well?	(0:06:45.75)
Ichirou Satou : Uh, I'm cutting... No, I mean... I sprained my foot.	(0:06:47.79)
Ichirou Satou : What about you, Sensei?	(0:06:51.20)
Kana Kojima : I'm sorry to say I seem to have a cold.	(0:06:52.54)
Kana Kojima : I'm here getting some rest.	(0:06:54.91)
Ichirou Satou : Are you alright?	(0:06:58.79)
Ichirou Satou : You're sweating like crazy, you know.	(0:07:00.25)
Ichirou Satou : Hey, now!	(0:07:01.75)
Kana Kojima : Seems I also have a bit of a fever.	(0:07:03.04)
Ichirou Satou : Perhaps 'cause she's flushed, she seems oddly sexy...	(0:07:07.66)
Kana Kojima : Sorry, but it's tough for me to move around right now, so could you grab some medicine for me?	(0:07:10.41)
Ichirou Satou : O-okay.	(0:07:16.29)
Ichirou Satou : Not this one.	(0:07:18.20)
Ichirou Satou : This isn't right, either.	(0:07:19.33)
Ichirou Satou : Come on, isn't there anything?!	(0:07:20.54)
Ichirou Satou : Here's something!	(0:07:21.70)
EXTRA : Yoshikawa Pharmaceuticals THE Medicine Actual-size Suppository Contains 20 For rapid-onset fevers	(0:07:22.75)
Ichirou Satou : Why's this the only thing they have?!	(0:07:23.00)
Kana Kojima : Find anything?	(0:07:25.12)
Ichirou Satou : Well, there is something, but...	(0:07:26.54)
Kana Kojima : Anything's fine. Hand it over.	(0:07:28.41)
Ichirou Satou : But, this is...	(0:07:30.62)
Ichirou Satou : I-I'll go look and see if I can find anything else!	(0:07:34.95)
Ichirou Satou : L-let's see...	(0:07:37.41)
Ichirou Satou : Umm...	(0:07:38.58)
Kana Kojima : No, that one will do.	(0:07:39.41)
Kana Kojima : However...	(0:07:40.87)
Kana Kojima : my body's sluggish due to the fever, so administer it for me.	(0:07:42.00)
Ichirou Satou : Seems your mind's pretty sluggish, too!	(0:07:46.00)
Ichirou Satou : How can she be so groggy?!	(0:07:49.54)
Ichirou Satou : But, I can't just leave her like this...	(0:07:51.79)
Ichirou Satou : Y-you're sure about this, right?	(0:07:55.41)
Kana Kojima : Yeah... but don't look at me any more than you have to.	(0:07:57.37)
Kana Kojima : I feel embarrassed.	(0:08:01.00)
Ichirou Satou : Sure thing! I'll do my best to blindfold myself!	(0:08:02.62)
Ichirou Satou : I-I'm going to pull your underwear down now.	(0:08:13.91)
Kana Kojima : Hey, now!	(0:08:14.87)
Ichirou Satou : To think the day I'd do something like this with Kojima the Demon would actually come...	(0:08:19.79)
Ichirou Satou : H-here I go!	(0:08:23.70)
Kana Kojima : I-idiot, that's not where it goes...	(0:08:28.66)
Kana Kojima : The one further up.	(0:08:31.20)
Ichirou Satou : E-excuse me!	(0:08:32.95)
Kana Kojima : Sorry, but I'm in pain here.	(0:08:34.83)
Kana Kojima : H-hurry and stick it in me.	(0:08:37.33)
Ichirou Satou : O-okay.	(0:08:40.20)
Ichirou Satou : In here, right?	(0:08:44.12)
Ichirou Satou : Uh, could you relax a bit more?	(0:08:45.66)
Ichirou Satou : Here goes.	(0:08:48.95)
Mayu Matsukaze : Kana-chan, are you alright?	(0:08:59.41)
Mayu Matsukaze : I heard a strange voice a moment ago...	(0:09:01.20)
Mayu Matsukaze : How are you feeling?	(0:09:03.45)
Kana Kojima : Well, a lot better than before...	(0:09:05.04)
Ichirou Satou : Uh-oh!	(0:09:07.00)
Mayu Matsukaze : Uh-oh! Oh, so you used this.	(0:09:07.54)
Ichirou Satou : In the spur of the moment, I hid under Kojima's blanket! Oh, so you used this.	(0:09:08.54)
Mayu Matsukaze : In the spur of the moment, I hid under Kojima's blanket! Oh, so you used this.	(0:09:08.54)
Ichirou Satou : In the spur of the moment, I hid under Kojima's blanket! It may be embarrassing, but it works well, doesn't it?	(0:09:09.54)
Mayu Matsukaze : In the spur of the moment, I hid under Kojima's blanket! It may be embarrassing, but it works well, doesn't it?	(0:09:09.54)
Mayu Matsukaze : It may be embarrassing, but it works well, doesn't it?	(0:09:11.41)
Mayu Matsukaze : By the looks of it, you should be fine.	(0:09:12.20)
Mayu Matsukaze : Keep resting for the remainder of the day, okay?	(0:09:15.08)
Kana Kojima : Sato...	(0:09:26.75)
Ichirou Satou : I-I'm sorry!	(0:09:27.87)
Kana Kojima : You idiot...	(0:09:29.20)
Kana Kojima : You'll catch my cold, you know.	(0:09:31.95)
Kana Kojima : Also, thanks for all you did for me today.	(0:09:34.25)
EXTRA : School Infirmary	(0:09:38.45)
Ichirou Satou : The next day...	(0:09:39.04)
Ichirou Satou : sure enough, I came down with a cold.	(0:09:40.91)
Ichirou Satou : I feel so tired. I should've stayed home from school.	(0:09:43.29)
Kana Kojima : Sato, you in here?	(0:09:46.70)
Kana Kojima : I feel bad. You caught my cold, huh?	(0:09:50.16)
Kana Kojima : Yesterday...	(0:09:53.54)
Kana Kojima : Y-yesterday...	(0:09:55.08)
Ichirou Satou : She even comes here worried about me like this while acting all shy.	(0:09:56.75)
Ichirou Satou : I might rethink my view of-	(0:10:00.41)
Kana Kojima : Leaving that matter aside...	(0:10:03.29)
Kana Kojima : I hear you were lying yesterday when you told me you sprained your foot.	(0:10:06.16)
Ichirou Satou : Why do you know...?!	(0:10:11.16)
Kana Kojima : I heard from Matsukaze-sensei that that's what Suzuki said.	(0:10:12.66)
Kana Kojima : I'm gonna administer this. It's quite effective, you know!	(0:10:18.20)
Kana Kojima : Let's get you better quick so I can punish you!	(0:10:21.75)
Ichirou Satou : Wait a...!	(0:10:24.04)
Ichirou Satou : Well, she's a demon, after all!	(0:10:27.00)