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	Spy x Family - Episode 2

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Loid Forger : Yeah, no.	(0:01:35.92)
Franky Franklin : What?!	(0:01:36.91)
Anya Forger : Anya cannot accept this mama.	(0:01:38.04)
Loid Forger : You're just not going to cut it for the mother role, Franky.	(0:01:39.66)
Franky Franklin : You're literally a spy. Couldn't you have done my disguise better?	(0:01:42.60)
Loid Forger : There's only so much I can do with your height and physique.	(0:01:46.61)
Franky Franklin : I can't believe I volunteered for this!	(0:01:49.79)
Anya Forger : Have a peanut.	(0:01:52.50)
Loid Forger : Operation Strix.	(0:01:52.96)
Loid Forger : In order to stop a key figure in Ostania, Desmond, from trying to start a war,	(0:01:54.78)
Loid Forger : I was given this top-secret mission as a member of WISE.	(0:01:58.15)
Loid Forger : We were able to pass the written exam to get into the prestigious Eden College,	(0:02:02.27)
Loid Forger : but who knew the interview process's next stage demanded the attendance of both parents?	(0:02:07.35)
Loid Forger : Very well.	(0:02:13.14)
Loid Forger : I guess I'll have to explore my options.	(0:02:14.97)
Camilla : Did you hear? A thief might've entered our office.	(0:02:17.48)
Camilla : Apparently, they only searched drawers with information regarding the girls.	(0:02:20.99)
Camilla : Like, what? What kind of creep does that?	(0:02:25.32)
Millie : Honestly, the section chief is way creepier.	(0:02:27.99)
Millie : He's always ogling me.	(0:02:30.67)
Sharon : That's because you're always wearing those short skirts.	(0:02:33.32)
Millie : Well, my boyfriend likes it when I wear them.	(0:02:35.90)
Millie : You've got a nice figure yourself, Sharon, so flaunt it more.	(0:02:39.67)
Sharon : You don't bother anymore once you have a kid.	(0:02:42.75)
Camilla : So hey...	(0:02:44.78)
Camilla : What do you think about this, Yor? Isn't it creepy?	(0:02:45.95)
Yor Forger : Sorry?	(0:02:50.43)
Millie : Is that the section chief's coffee? Let's put some boogers in it.	(0:02:51.53)
Yor Forger : Huh?	(0:02:54.56)
Yor Forger : Do boogers somehow make it taste better?	(0:02:55.45)
Camilla : You know, Yor... I've gotta say you're rather...	(0:02:59.64)
Camilla : unique.	(0:03:02.54)
Millie : I know, right?	(0:03:05.02)
Millie : She's so out there that I bet guys keep their distance.	(0:03:06.24)
Sharon : Come on, now, Millie.	(0:03:09.04)
Camilla : You've got a nice face and body, Yor.	(0:03:10.17)
Camilla : You'd be a knockout if you just dressed up.	(0:03:12.18)
Yor Forger : Uh-huh...	(0:03:15.10)
Millie : I'll give you the deets on some of my favorite cosmetics.	(0:03:15.79)
Yor Forger : I'm honestly content as long as I get to keep this job.	(0:03:19.29)
Camilla : But aren't you, like, 27? You need to be careful.	(0:03:23.18)
Camilla : There seem to be a lot of spies around lately, you know?	(0:03:28.48)
Camilla : So people are apparently getting reported over the tiniest things.	(0:03:31.71)
Camilla : The other day, a single woman in her late twenties	(0:03:35.23)
Camilla : got reported by her neighbors for being suspicious.	(0:03:38.57)
Millie : Wait, what? That's hilarious.	(0:03:42.78)
Millie : You know everything, Camilla.	(0:03:45.27)
Sharon : True, it's unheard of to be single at that age. Very suspicious.	(0:03:47.50)
Yor Forger : Oh, I see. Thank you for the warning.	(0:03:51.42)
Camilla : Oh, yeah. I'm having a party at my place this weekend.	(0:03:57.43)
Camilla : You should totally come, Yor.	(0:04:01.19)
Camilla : Make sure you bring your partner with you.	(0:04:03.48)
Sharon : Isn't that asking a bit much?	(0:04:08.58)
Camilla : Maybe the creeper who snuck into this place will go with her.	(0:04:10.68)
Millie : That's so mean!	(0:04:14.48)
Yor Forger : Hello, Briar residence.	(0:04:21.12)
EXTRA : Hey, Sis. How have you been?	(0:04:22.77)
Yor Forger : Oh, Yuri.	(0:04:24.35)
EXTRA : How's work going?	(0:04:25.91)
Yor Forger : Don't worry. I'm still employed.	(0:04:27.53)
EXTRA : I'm worried about you. You're kinda unusual, y'know.	(0:04:30.79)
Yor Forger : How rude. I'm completely normal.	(0:04:33.34)
EXTRA : Isn't it about time you got married?	(0:04:36.20)
EXTRA : Anyone you're interested in?	(0:04:38.10)
Yor Forger : This again?	(0:04:39.34)
EXTRA : The thing is, there's a chance I might get promoted...	(0:04:40.89)
EXTRA : Meaning I'll probably be even busier running around than before.	(0:04:44.40)
EXTRA : But I can't leave you alone like this,	(0:04:48.01)
EXTRA : so I'm not sure if I should take it.	(0:04:51.08)
EXTRA : The whole reason I got this far is because of you, and I'm truly grateful.	(0:04:53.23)
EXTRA : That's why I just want you to be happy.	(0:04:56.97)
Yor Forger : I know.	(0:04:59.71)
Yor Forger : Thank you, Yuri.	(0:05:01.38)
EXTRA : If you want, I can introduce you to someone.	(0:05:03.29)
Yor Forger : Huh? N-No, that's okay.	(0:05:05.11)
Yor Forger : O-Oh, yes. I'm actually going to a party this weekend.	(0:05:07.70)
Yor Forger : With my partner, of course.	(0:05:11.05)
EXTRA : Huh? You have a boyfriend?	(0:05:12.61)
Yor Forger : I do, actually...	(0:05:14.07)
Yor Forger : So don't worry.	(0:05:15.70)
EXTRA : I see! That's great. It'll be a party with coworkers, right?	(0:05:17.36)
Yor Forger : Yup. Camilla's throwing it.	(0:05:21.46)
EXTRA : Ah.	(0:05:23.03)
EXTRA : Then I'll have to ask Dominic about the guy later.	(0:05:24.18)
Yor Forger : Huh?	(0:05:28.20)
EXTRA : I mean, I know how gullible you are.	(0:05:28.97)
EXTRA : I'll have to chase him away if he's a loser.	(0:05:31.48)
Yor Forger : Huh? Um...	(0:05:34.03)
EXTRA : I'll hold off on this promotion until I know he's a good guy.	(0:05:35.78)
Yor Forger : Oh, you don't need to do tha—	(0:05:38.74)
EXTRA : I look forward to meeting him. Goodnight.	(0:05:40.30)
Yor Forger : What should I do?	(0:05:46.66)
Yor Forger : I need to find someone by the time of the party.	(0:05:48.69)
Yor Forger : If he finds out I'm lying, he'll think I'm a weirdo and a pathological liar,	(0:05:51.71)
Yor Forger : and he'll lose even more trust in me.	(0:05:55.60)
Yor Forger : I need to find someone for the sake of my little brother's promotion.	(0:05:57.82)
Yor Forger : Yuri, you've got the wrong idea! I was just joking earlier—	(0:06:03.67)
EXTRA : Oh, dear. Did you buddy-buddy siblings actually have a quarrel?	(0:06:06.50)
Yor Forger : Oh, Shopkeeper?	(0:06:10.23)
Yor Forger : I'm sorry, I didn't realize it was you.	(0:06:12.20)
EXTRA : Good evening. I have a client for you, Thorn Princess.	(0:06:14.31)
EXTRA : The Royal Hotel.	(0:06:20.29)
EXTRA : Room 1307.	(0:06:22.46)
EXTRA : Apologies, my lady. This whole floor has been reserved.	(0:06:28.37)
EXTRA : Did anyone call for this chick?	(0:06:33.73)
EXTRA : Who knows?	(0:06:35.57)
Yor Forger : But I've heard...	(0:06:36.93)
Yor Forger : that a traitorous scumbag is staying here.	(0:06:39.46)
EXTRA : What in the world?!	(0:06:46.12)
EXTRA : It's an ambush! A lone woman—	(0:06:47.21)
Yor Forger : Excuse me.	(0:06:53.71)
Yor Forger : Vice Minister Brennan from the auditing department, I presume?	(0:06:55.21)
Yor Forger : I am terribly sorry if I interrupted anything...	(0:06:59.06)
Yor Forger : But may I have the honor of taking your life?	(0:07:01.23)
EXTRA : Code name: Thorn Princess.	(0:07:08.94)
EXTRA : An assassin.	(0:07:11.67)
EXTRA : She was taught the skills of her trade from a young age,	(0:07:14.46)
EXTRA : and has done any dirty work her employer requested ever since.	(0:07:17.25)
Yor Forger : It's not coming off.	(0:07:22.04)
Yor Forger : Huh? Oh, no! What shall I do?	(0:07:25.60)
Yor Forger : This is the only nice dress I own.	(0:07:28.67)
Yor Forger : Now I can't go to the party.	(0:07:31.17)
EXTRA : Anyone you're interested in?	(0:07:36.81)
Sharon : It's unheard of to be single at that age.	(0:07:38.31)
Camilla : Make sure you bring your partner with you.	(0:07:40.87)
Yor Forger : But it's hopeless.	(0:07:44.47)
Yor Forger : When it comes to homemaking... Cleaning is the only thing I can do.	(0:07:46.01)
Anya Forger : Scruffy Head!	(0:07:53.10)
Franky Franklin : I copied all the files of unmarried women from city hall.	(0:07:55.66)
Loid Forger : Great, thanks.	(0:07:58.81)
Franky Franklin : You need one who won't care you're divorced with a kid,	(0:08:00.07)
Franky Franklin : is refined enough for a prestigious school,	(0:08:01.84)
Franky Franklin : and is willing to get married within 48 hours?	(0:08:03.84)
Franky Franklin : If a goddess like that exists, I'd sure love to meet her.	(0:08:07.50)
Franky Franklin : Meanwhile, I'm not picky at all, yet I can't even get a date.	(0:08:10.05)
Loid Forger : How unfortunate.	(0:08:13.82)
Franky Franklin : Don't pity me, asshole!	(0:08:14.83)
Anya Forger : Is having a kid bad? Am I in the way?	(0:08:16.94)
Loid Forger : You're not in the way at all.	(0:08:22.26)
Loid Forger : Don't worry. Just go watch some TV.	(0:08:23.87)
Anya Forger : 'Kay.	(0:08:26.01)
Franky Franklin : Actually, why don't you just use a female agent from your work?	(0:08:34.17)
Loid Forger : A lot of them got caught in the recent spy hunts, so I couldn't find a good match.	(0:08:38.52)
EXTRA : Wake up! Hey!	(0:08:38.94)
EXTRA : You... You won't get away with this!	(0:08:42.65)
Loid Forger : We don't have enough agents, so I got another mission on top of this.	(0:08:45.57)
Loid Forger : Eliminating a certain smuggling ring.	(0:08:49.73)
Franky Franklin : They're working you to the bone!	(0:08:52.45)
Franky Franklin : Let's just get this over with.	(0:08:54.36)
Franky Franklin : The quickest options would be women in bad circumstances who'd cooperate with you.	(0:08:56.70)
Franky Franklin : Finding dirt on them might help, too.	(0:09:00.70)
Franky Franklin : If they don't have any, we can always make some up.	(0:09:02.48)
Loid Forger : I'd like to avoid anything risky.	(0:09:04.63)
Franky Franklin : Oh, please. She's plenty risky.	(0:09:06.71)
Franky Franklin : She definitely doesn't look like any princess from a rich family.	(0:09:10.31)
Anya Forger : Push! Push!	(0:09:11.50)
Loid Forger : You've got a point.	(0:09:14.34)
Loid Forger : I need to at least do something about her appearance.	(0:09:15.78)
Tailor Store Owner : Now, young lady, I'm going to take your measurements. Come with me.	(0:09:21.52)
Anya Forger : I'm being sold off somewhere!	(0:09:25.37)
Loid Forger : You won't be if you behave.	(0:09:27.65)
Loid Forger : Honestly, where does she learn to talk like that?	(0:09:29.85)
Loid Forger : The seamstress... is married.	(0:09:36.91)
Loid Forger : The proprietress was listed among the single women,	(0:09:39.50)
Loid Forger : but she's been arrested once over political activities, so she's too dangerous.	(0:09:43.42)
Loid Forger : Finding the right person might take longer than—	(0:09:48.80)
Yor Forger : Pardon me.	(0:09:54.35)
Tailor Store Clerk : Oh, I haven't seen you in a while, Yor.	(0:09:56.22)
Yor Forger : Hello. I was hoping I could get my dress fixed up.	(0:09:59.00)
Yor Forger : Could I get it done as quickly as possible?	(0:10:02.91)
Tailor Store Clerk : But of course. You're one of our regulars.	(0:10:04.61)
Loid Forger : She managed to slip behind me so easily. Who is she?	(0:10:07.68)
Loid Forger : Yor... Yor...	(0:10:10.93)
Loid Forger : There we go.	(0:10:13.29)
Loid Forger : Yor Briar, 27 years old.	(0:10:14.55)
Loid Forger : She has no record of being married or divorced.	(0:10:16.86)
Loid Forger : Both of her parents are deceased,	(0:10:18.86)
Loid Forger : and she has one brother who's much younger than her.	(0:10:20.59)
Loid Forger : They're both civil servants whose records are pretty clean.	(0:10:22.89)
Loid Forger : Did I just let my guard down?	(0:10:26.56)
Loid Forger : I'm far too relaxed lately.	(0:10:28.37)
Yor Forger : Excuse me.	(0:10:30.12)
Yor Forger : You've been staring at me ever since I walked in. May I help you?	(0:10:31.17)
Loid Forger : Impossible! She could even sense my gaze?	(0:10:35.11)
Loid Forger : I was just admiring how pretty you are.	(0:10:38.40)
Yor Forger : Does that mean...	(0:10:41.41)
Yor Forger : You have a favorable impression of my physical appearance?	(0:10:42.66)
Loid Forger : Er, well... Yes.	(0:10:45.70)
Camilla : You've got a nice face and body, Yor.	(0:10:47.98)
Camilla : You'd be a knockout if you just dressed up.	(0:10:50.26)
Yor Forger : Um—	(0:10:52.91)
Anya Forger : Papa!	(0:10:54.01)
Anya Forger : I now know how long I am!	(0:10:55.04)
Anya Forger : Who's that?	(0:10:58.25)
Loid Forger : Another customer.	(0:10:59.31)
Yor Forger : He has a child.	(0:11:00.49)
Yor Forger : I almost pursued someone's husband.	(0:11:02.33)
Yor Forger : I've heard that women have been killed by wives for such things.	(0:11:06.33)
Yor Forger : I mean, if it happened to me, I'd just kill them back...	(0:11:10.32)
Anya Forger : Huh?	(0:11:12.90)
Yor Forger : No, I mustn't.	(0:11:13.98)
Yor Forger : If I think like this, someone will eventually figure out that I'm an assassin.	(0:11:15.13)
Yor Forger : I must learn to be more normal.	(0:11:19.48)
Anya Forger : A-An assassin?!	(0:11:21.90)
Anya Forger : A spy... An assassin...	(0:11:23.88)
Anya Forger : I'm...	(0:11:26.51)
Anya Forger : so excited!	(0:11:28.11)
EXTRA : The little girl was starving for entertainment.	(0:11:29.19)
Loid Forger : Hmm... I was considering her as a candidate to play my wife, but never mind.	(0:11:31.63)
Yor Forger : I was considering him to act as my boyfriend at the party,	(0:11:36.79)
Yor Forger : but I must avoid these so-called messy lovers' quarrels.	(0:11:40.42)
Anya Forger : Ah, I am oh so lonely because I do not have a mama.	(0:11:44.22)
Loid Forger : What brought this on?	(0:11:49.58)
Anya Forger : I long for a mama.	(0:11:50.80)
Yor Forger : Are you not with your wife?	(0:11:53.93)
Loid Forger : Oh, er...	(0:11:55.90)
Loid Forger : I actually lost my wife two years ago,	(0:11:57.57)
Loid Forger : so I'm raising her on my own now.	(0:11:59.92)
Yor Forger : So I won't be killed for asking him to the party!	(0:12:03.82)
Yor Forger : Excuse me...	(0:12:07.10)
Loid Forger : Pretend to be your boyfriend?	(0:12:11.20)
Yor Forger : Yes... I fibbed to my younger brother about having a boyfriend.	(0:12:13.45)
Yor Forger : If it's not too much trouble, I was hoping you'd accompany me to this party.	(0:12:18.31)
Yor Forger : Um, I promise I don't have any ulterior motives!	(0:12:22.87)
Yor Forger : Of course, I'll thank you properly, too.	(0:12:26.61)
Yor Forger : I just want to put my brother's mind at ease.	(0:12:29.18)
Loid Forger : Very well.	(0:12:34.12)
Loid Forger : I accept.	(0:12:35.87)
Yor Forger : Really?!	(0:12:37.69)
Loid Forger : But I would like something in return.	(0:12:38.97)
Loid Forger : So you see...	(0:12:44.52)
Loid Forger : I'd like you to play the role of her mother during the interview.	(0:12:46.16)
Yor Forger : Her mother?	(0:12:49.69)
Loid Forger : With the future being so uncertain right now,	(0:12:51.98)
Loid Forger : my only wish is for my daughter to get into a good school.	(0:12:54.12)
Loid Forger : This was also the wish of my late wife.	(0:12:57.73)
Anya Forger : Papa is a liar.	(0:13:01.81)
Yor Forger : What a wonderful person.	(0:13:03.39)
Loid Forger : I'll have her accept something simple first,	(0:13:06.22)
Loid Forger : It will only be one time. Would you be up for it?	(0:13:06.72)
Loid Forger : but I'll get her to agree to a formal marriage in the end.	(0:13:08.46)
Yor Forger : A-All right... If you think I'm fit for the role.	(0:13:09.09)
Loid Forger : Thank you. Then let us reconvene at Saturday's party.	(0:13:13.35)
Yor Forger : Yes.	(0:13:16.73)
Loid Forger : I got a sitter for you on Saturday, so make sure you behave.	(0:13:20.00)
Anya Forger : Stock up on them peanuts!	(0:13:24.27)
Loid Forger : Yeah, yeah.	(0:13:25.99)
EXTRA : Ten pents is your change, ribbit.	(0:13:27.69)
EXTRA : Thanks, ribbit.	(0:13:31.20)
Anya Forger : Ribbit?	(0:13:32.30)
Loid Forger : A T... no, an F cipher.	(0:13:34.54)
Loid Forger : Must be the details on the extra mission.	(0:13:43.59)
Loid Forger : Retrieving art pieces that were stolen from the West and eliminating this smuggling ring.	(0:13:46.52)
Loid Forger : I'm to carry out this mission Saturday at 1800 hours when the target meets with the buyer.	(0:13:51.68)
Loid Forger : Saturday?	(0:13:56.46)
Loid Forger : And so...	(0:13:59.88)
Loid Forger : We're going to take care of this quickly so I can make it to the party.	(0:14:01.91)
Loid Forger : You're helping.	(0:14:04.71)
Franky Franklin : Hang on a second! I'm just an informant! My fighting skills are literal trash!	(0:14:05.67)
Franky Franklin : Not to mention, you already pretty much capped your tab—	(0:14:09.78)
Loid Forger : We're talking 78 art pieces valued at a total of three million dalcs.	(0:14:12.27)
Loid Forger : I'm almost certain no one would notice if one or two happened to go missing.	(0:14:16.41)
Franky Franklin : Leave it to me.	(0:14:21.04)
Franky Franklin : I just so happen to have invented some new spy gear just for days like this.	(0:14:22.73)
Loid Forger : He's so useful.	(0:14:26.98)
Yor Forger : Loid is awfully late.	(0:14:33.57)
Yor Forger : I hope he wasn't in some terrible accident.	(0:14:37.16)
EXTRA : Hold it!	(0:14:42.98)
EXTRA : Who're you workin' for?!	(0:14:44.35)
Franky Franklin : You didn't tell me there'd be an army of them!	(0:14:46.37)
Loid Forger : Two, four, six... 38 of them.	(0:14:48.95)
Loid Forger : I can't afford to waste even ten seconds on each one!	(0:14:51.95)
Loid Forger : Reinforcements! There's no end to them.	(0:15:02.53)
Franky Franklin : I got 'em all in! Get in!	(0:15:04.43)
Franky Franklin : Whoo!	(0:15:10.97)
Franky Franklin : Let's see... Which one's going to accidentally go missing?	(0:15:12.78)
Loid Forger : I'm helping myself to this one.	(0:15:18.22)
Franky Franklin : Hey, that's a diamond! No fair taking the expensive-looking one!	(0:15:19.87)
Loid Forger : I'll use it as part of this whole charade.	(0:15:22.73)
Franky Franklin : Shut up! Give that back!	(0:15:24.31)
Yor Forger : I see.	(0:15:37.51)
Yor Forger : So this is what it means to have your heart toyed with.	(0:15:39.03)
Yor Forger : I must keep my work relationships favorable for my brother's sake, too.	(0:15:42.61)
Yor Forger : Which means that I must attend this party.	(0:15:48.21)
Camilla : You're late, Yor!	(0:15:54.51)
Yor Forger : I do apologize. Here's a gift.	(0:15:57.67)
Camilla : Oh? I thought you were coming with your boyfriend.	(0:16:00.68)
Yor Forger : Unfortunately, he had something suddenly come up.	(0:16:04.90)
Camilla : Oh, what a shame . I was so eager to meet him!	(0:16:07.59)
Camilla : What a lame excuse.	(0:16:11.00)
Millie : How pathetic.	(0:16:12.77)
Sharon : I knew she was lying about having a guy.	(0:16:14.17)
Millie : Should we report the liar?	(0:16:17.46)
Camilla : We should!	(0:16:19.21)
Camilla : I'm positive she's a spy who's been sent in to lower our country's birth rate.	(0:16:20.14)
Sharon : Seriously? That's so petty.	(0:16:25.33)
Sharon : She's just unpopular with the guys.	(0:16:27.15)
Sharon : Just leave her be.	(0:16:29.31)
Camilla : You're meaner than both of us, Sharon.	(0:16:30.21)
Millie : You're so hilarious.	(0:16:33.59)
Yor Forger : D-Dominic...	(0:16:34.72)
Dominic : Yuri's always so worried about you.	(0:16:36.52)
Yor Forger : Um, could you possibly...	(0:16:40.89)
Yor Forger : just tell my brother than I came to the party with a kind gentleman?	(0:16:43.57)
Camilla : Yeah, not happening.	(0:16:46.73)
Camilla : Just how desperate are you to impress people, Yor?	(0:16:48.72)
Camilla : It just makes you look even more pathetic.	(0:16:51.83)
Dominic : Jeez, knock it off, Camilla!	(0:16:54.23)
Camilla : Stop talking to my man.	(0:16:55.58)
Camilla : I'll be sure to let your brother know that you came alone.	(0:16:57.66)
Yor Forger : What could she possibly gain by doing that?	(0:17:02.16)
Yor Forger : This is honestly becoming tiresome.	(0:17:07.19)
Yor Forger : If all of the adults here just happened to perish,	(0:17:09.60)
Yor Forger : my brother would never find out...	(0:17:12.81)
Dominic : I'm so sorry. Have fun!	(0:17:15.21)
Dominic : Come on, Camilla. Help me bake this gratin.	(0:17:18.07)
EXTRA : And then that guy...	(0:17:24.98)
EXTRA : Mommy!	(0:17:27.03)
EXTRA : My oldest here will be taking an entrance exam soon.	(0:17:29.76)
EXTRA : At the prestigious Eden College.	(0:17:32.71)
EXTRA : Wow, that's wonderful!	(0:17:35.56)
EXTRA : He'll be a shoe-in with the elite.	(0:17:37.55)
Yor Forger : That must be what ＂normal＂ looks like.	(0:17:38.07)
Yor Forger : I'm sure that's how my brother wanted me to end up.	(0:17:42.89)
Camilla : Seriously? She's still here.	(0:17:47.58)
Millie : She's tougher than she looks.	(0:17:50.15)
Sharon : I'm honestly surprised she had the nerve to show up alone.	(0:17:51.94)
Yor Forger : I see... I'm too out of my league here.	(0:17:55.03)
Yor Forger : I do beg your pardon.	(0:18:01.70)
Yor Forger : I will have to take my leav—	(0:18:03.59)
Loid Forger : I'm terribly sorry for arriving late.	(0:18:09.76)
Loid Forger : I'm Yor's husband, Loid Forger.	(0:18:11.86)
Yor Forger : Um...	(0:18:15.96)
Yor Forger : I just needed a boyfriend, not a husband.	(0:18:16.98)
Loid Forger : Shit!	(0:18:19.34)
Loid Forger : I mixed up my mission with hers.	(0:18:20.41)
Dominic : Um... Mr. Forger, was it? You're bleeding.	(0:18:22.37)
Loid Forger : Oh, pardon me.	(0:18:25.23)
Loid Forger : One of my patients had a violent episode.	(0:18:26.53)
Loid Forger : It happens all the time to a psychiatrist.	(0:18:28.74)
Loid Forger : Have you been enjoying yourself, Yor?	(0:18:32.20)
Camilla : You're joking, right?	(0:18:33.66)
Camilla : You're married, Yor?	(0:18:35.04)
Camilla : Why didn't you tell us?	(0:18:37.71)
Yor Forger : Um, I...	(0:18:39.29)
Loid Forger : It's embarrassing to say so, but this is my second marriage and I already have a child,	(0:18:40.97)
Loid Forger : so it may have been hard to bring up.	(0:18:44.56)
Camilla : Don't give me that shit!	(0:18:46.91)
Camilla : There's absolutely no way Yor has a husband who's that handsome and hot!	(0:18:48.43)
Camilla : I'll embarrass her in front of everyone!	(0:18:51.71)
Camilla : Yor, I just got this piping hot gratin right out of the oven!	(0:18:53.36)
Camilla : Oops , I seemed to have tripped!	(0:18:56.92)
Loid Forger : I admire your dedication to not wasting food,	(0:19:06.45)
Loid Forger : but it's a bit improper to use your feet, Yor.	(0:19:09.36)
Yor Forger : Oh, I'm so sorry.	(0:19:12.51)
Dominic : That got you?	(0:19:14.04)
Loid Forger : This is quite delicious.	(0:19:15.14)
Yor Forger : Indeed.	(0:19:16.86)
Camilla : Did you know, Mr. Ranger...	(0:19:18.30)
Loid Forger : It's Forger.	(0:19:20.30)
Camilla : ...that she was apparently doing some questionable work before working at city hall?	(0:19:21.24)
Camilla : What did you do again?	(0:19:27.05)
Dominic : Come on, stop it!	(0:19:28.01)
Camilla : Men would call you to their hotel rooms so you could give them ＂massages＂?	(0:19:28.98)
Camilla : Oh, you little whore.	(0:19:33.01)
Yor Forger : That was...	(0:19:34.61)
Yor Forger : ＂Massages＂ were a cover for occupational murders.	(0:19:35.99)
Yor Forger : Um, please don't get the wrong idea, Loid. I—	(0:19:39.43)
Loid Forger : How wonderful.	(0:19:43.10)
Yor Forger : Huh?	(0:19:44.33)
Loid Forger : Yor lost her parents at a very young age.	(0:19:45.78)
Loid Forger : She did all she could to care for her younger brother,	(0:19:48.83)
Loid Forger : even if it meant sacrificing herself.	(0:19:53.06)
Loid Forger : Be it for someone else	(0:19:55.81)
Loid Forger : or for a specific reason, having to endure a merciless job	(0:19:57.57)
Loid Forger : requires an incredible amount of dedication.	(0:20:01.29)
Loid Forger : And that's something to be very proud of.	(0:20:03.53)
Loid Forger : Let's go home, Yor.	(0:20:07.10)
Yor Forger : Er, yes... Thank you for the lovely party, everyone.	(0:20:08.73)
Loid Forger : I-I'm so sorry I said I was your husband.	(0:20:15.32)
Yor Forger : Oh, it's all right.	(0:20:18.47)
Loid Forger : I'm not sure what to tell your brother if he hears of this.	(0:20:19.55)
Yor Forger : Um, Loid... I have a suggestion.	(0:20:24.67)
Loid Forger : What...	(0:20:33.64)
Loid Forger : Remnants of the smuggling ring?	(0:20:34.95)
Yor Forger : Hang on, Yor!	(0:20:37.27)
Yor Forger : Huh?	(0:20:38.75)
Loid Forger : How did they know where I was?	(0:20:43.82)
Loid Forger : Did they... leave a tracking device in the art pieces?	(0:20:45.28)
Loid Forger : You've definitely let your guard down, Twilight.	(0:20:49.72)
Yor Forger : Who are those people?	(0:20:52.05)
Loid Forger : Um, uh...	(0:20:54.69)
Loid Forger : I-It appears some of my patients still haven't recovered	(0:20:56.62)
Loid Forger : from their psychotic episodes.	(0:20:58.84)
Yor Forger : Being a doctor must be very taxing.	(0:21:01.68)
Loid Forger : She actually believed it!	(0:21:04.30)
Loid Forger : In the meantime...	(0:21:05.62)
Loid Forger : We're making a break for it.	(0:21:06.84)
EXTRA : They've abandoned the van.	(0:21:10.44)
EXTRA : They're probably hiding nearby. Split up and find them.	(0:21:12.37)
Loid Forger : Yor, this way. Hurry!	(0:21:22.04)
Yor Forger : Um... Are you sure it's all right for you to hit your patients like that?	(0:21:24.18)
Loid Forger : Um, well...	(0:21:28.35)
Loid Forger : The concussive recovery method is the latest in modern medical practices.	(0:21:30.25)
Yor Forger : I see.	(0:21:34.41)
Loid Forger : I can't tell if she's actually bright or dumb.	(0:21:35.95)
Loid Forger : Look out, Yor!	(0:21:40.22)
Loid Forger : Another one! I can't dodge it!	(0:21:42.49)
Yor Forger : Oh, no!	(0:21:50.39)
Yor Forger : I'm so sorry an amateur like me helped with the recovery!	(0:21:52.02)
Yor Forger : I happen to be an expert in self-defense.	(0:21:54.57)
Yor Forger : My brother was kind enough to teach me...	(0:21:57.20)
Loid Forger : Thank you, Yor.	(0:22:00.73)
Loid Forger : That was quite impressive. Did you see how far he went?	(0:22:05.39)
Yor Forger : I'm sorry. I guess I did send him flying.	(0:22:08.53)
EXTRA : There he is!	(0:22:12.81)
Loid Forger : This way!	(0:22:13.87)
EXTRA : Do whatever you need to do! Make sure they're dead!	(0:22:15.29)
Yor Forger : Um, Loid... This may not be the best moment to ask,	(0:22:25.72)
Yor Forger : but why don't we get married?	(0:22:29.67)
Loid Forger : I'm sorry?!	(0:22:36.22)
Yor Forger : Er, well, it would extend our agreement...	(0:22:37.29)
Yor Forger : I mean... Apparently, I'm considered suspicious just for being single,	(0:22:41.51)
Yor Forger : so it'd be nice camouflage...	(0:22:47.76)
Yor Forger : For me to continue my job as an assassin, too.	(0:22:50.16)
Yor Forger : Um, basically,	(0:22:53.45)
Yor Forger : if it's all right with you, maybe we could just stay together,	(0:22:55.17)
Yor Forger : and not just for the interview...	(0:22:59.00)
Yor Forger : For both our sakes.	(0:23:02.33)
Loid Forger : He's probably the only person who could accept me for who I am right now.	(0:23:05.60)
Loid Forger : Then let's stop by city hall on our way back to fill out the paperwork.	(0:23:15.11)
Yor Forger : Huh? Right now?!	(0:23:17.81)
Loid Forger : They do say no time like the present.	(0:23:19.18)
Loid Forger : Oh, that's right.	(0:23:20.61)
Loid Forger : Where did I drop it?	(0:23:25.47)
EXTRA : You bastard!	(0:23:27.37)
EXTRA : We have 'em cornered!	(0:23:29.41)
EXTRA : Fill 'em full of lead!	(0:23:32.87)
Loid Forger : Yor...	(0:23:35.17)
Loid Forger : Even in sickness,	(0:23:36.45)
Loid Forger : or in sadness...	(0:23:39.10)
Loid Forger : No matter what hardships await us,	(0:23:41.49)
Loid Forger : let us be there for one another.	(0:23:46.09)
Yor Forger : All right.	(0:23:48.15)
Loid Forger : Until my mission...	(0:23:50.06)
Yor Forger : Until my killing...	(0:23:51.89)
Loid Forger : ...do us part.	(0:23:54.04)
Yor Forger : ...do us part.	(0:23:54.04)