Loid Forger : Yeah, no. |
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Franky Franklin : What?! |
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Anya Forger : Anya cannot accept this mama. |
(0:01:38.04) |
Loid Forger : You're just not going to cut it for the mother role, Franky. |
(0:01:39.66) |
Franky Franklin : You're literally a spy. Couldn't you have done my disguise better? |
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Loid Forger : There's only so much I can do with your height and physique. |
(0:01:46.61) |
Franky Franklin : I can't believe I volunteered for this! |
(0:01:49.79) |
Anya Forger : Have a peanut. |
(0:01:52.50) |
Loid Forger : Operation Strix. |
(0:01:52.96) |
Loid Forger : In order to stop a key figure in Ostania, Desmond, from trying to start a war, |
(0:01:54.78) |
Loid Forger : I was given this top-secret mission as a member of WISE. |
(0:01:58.15) |
Loid Forger : We were able to pass the written exam to get into the prestigious Eden College, |
(0:02:02.27) |
Loid Forger : but who knew the interview process's next stage demanded the attendance of both parents? |
(0:02:07.35) |
Loid Forger : Very well. |
(0:02:13.14) |
Loid Forger : I guess I'll have to explore my options. |
(0:02:14.97) |
Camilla : Did you hear? A thief might've entered our office. |
(0:02:17.48) |
Camilla : Apparently, they only searched drawers with information regarding the girls. |
(0:02:20.99) |
Camilla : Like, what? What kind of creep does that? |
(0:02:25.32) |
Millie : Honestly, the section chief is way creepier. |
(0:02:27.99) |
Millie : He's always ogling me. |
(0:02:30.67) |
Sharon : That's because you're always wearing those short skirts. |
(0:02:33.32) |
Millie : Well, my boyfriend likes it when I wear them. |
(0:02:35.90) |
Millie : You've got a nice figure yourself, Sharon, so flaunt it more. |
(0:02:39.67) |
Sharon : You don't bother anymore once you have a kid. |
(0:02:42.75) |
Camilla : So hey... |
(0:02:44.78) |
Camilla : What do you think about this, Yor? Isn't it creepy? |
(0:02:45.95) |
Yor Forger : Sorry? |
(0:02:50.43) |
Millie : Is that the section chief's coffee? Let's put some boogers in it. |
(0:02:51.53) |
Yor Forger : Huh? |
(0:02:54.56) |
Yor Forger : Do boogers somehow make it taste better? |
(0:02:55.45) |
Camilla : You know, Yor... I've gotta say you're rather... |
(0:02:59.64) |
Camilla : unique. |
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Millie : I know, right? |
(0:03:05.02) |
Millie : She's so out there that I bet guys keep their distance. |
(0:03:06.24) |
Sharon : Come on, now, Millie. |
(0:03:09.04) |
Camilla : You've got a nice face and body, Yor. |
(0:03:10.17) |
Camilla : You'd be a knockout if you just dressed up. |
(0:03:12.18) |
Yor Forger : Uh-huh... |
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Millie : I'll give you the deets on some of my favorite cosmetics. |
(0:03:15.79) |
Yor Forger : I'm honestly content as long as I get to keep this job. |
(0:03:19.29) |
Camilla : But aren't you, like, 27? You need to be careful. |
(0:03:23.18) |
Camilla : There seem to be a lot of spies around lately, you know? |
(0:03:28.48) |
Camilla : So people are apparently getting reported over the tiniest things. |
(0:03:31.71) |
Camilla : The other day, a single woman in her late twenties |
(0:03:35.23) |
Camilla : got reported by her neighbors for being suspicious. |
(0:03:38.57) |
Millie : Wait, what? That's hilarious. |
(0:03:42.78) |
Millie : You know everything, Camilla. |
(0:03:45.27) |
Sharon : True, it's unheard of to be single at that age. Very suspicious. |
(0:03:47.50) |
Yor Forger : Oh, I see. Thank you for the warning. |
(0:03:51.42) |
Camilla : Oh, yeah. I'm having a party at my place this weekend. |
(0:03:57.43) |
Camilla : You should totally come, Yor. |
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Camilla : Make sure you bring your partner with you. |
(0:04:03.48) |
Sharon : Isn't that asking a bit much? |
(0:04:08.58) |
Camilla : Maybe the creeper who snuck into this place will go with her. |
(0:04:10.68) |
Millie : That's so
mean! |
(0:04:14.48) |
Yor Forger : Hello, Briar residence. |
(0:04:21.12) |
EXTRA : Hey, Sis. How have you been? |
(0:04:22.77) |
Yor Forger : Oh, Yuri. |
(0:04:24.35) |
EXTRA : How's work going? |
(0:04:25.91) |
Yor Forger : Don't worry. I'm still employed. |
(0:04:27.53) |
EXTRA : I'm worried about you. You're kinda unusual, y'know. |
(0:04:30.79) |
Yor Forger : How rude. I'm completely normal. |
(0:04:33.34) |
EXTRA : Isn't it about time you got married? |
(0:04:36.20) |
EXTRA : Anyone you're interested in? |
(0:04:38.10) |
Yor Forger : This again? |
(0:04:39.34) |
EXTRA : The thing is, there's a chance I might get promoted... |
(0:04:40.89) |
EXTRA : Meaning I'll probably be even busier running around than before. |
(0:04:44.40) |
EXTRA : But I can't leave you alone like this, |
(0:04:48.01) |
EXTRA : so I'm not sure if I should take it. |
(0:04:51.08) |
EXTRA : The whole reason I got this far is because of you, and I'm truly grateful. |
(0:04:53.23) |
EXTRA : That's why I just want you to be happy. |
(0:04:56.97) |
Yor Forger : I know. |
(0:04:59.71) |
Yor Forger : Thank you, Yuri. |
(0:05:01.38) |
EXTRA : If you want, I can introduce you to someone. |
(0:05:03.29) |
Yor Forger : Huh? N-No, that's okay. |
(0:05:05.11) |
Yor Forger : O-Oh, yes. I'm actually going to a party this weekend. |
(0:05:07.70) |
Yor Forger : With my partner, of course. |
(0:05:11.05) |
EXTRA : Huh? You have a boyfriend? |
(0:05:12.61) |
Yor Forger : I do, actually... |
(0:05:14.07) |
Yor Forger : So don't worry. |
(0:05:15.70) |
EXTRA : I see! That's great. It'll be a party with coworkers, right? |
(0:05:17.36) |
Yor Forger : Yup. Camilla's throwing it. |
(0:05:21.46) |
EXTRA : Ah. |
(0:05:23.03) |
EXTRA : Then I'll have to ask Dominic about the guy later. |
(0:05:24.18) |
Yor Forger : Huh? |
(0:05:28.20) |
EXTRA : I mean, I know how gullible you are. |
(0:05:28.97) |
EXTRA : I'll have to chase him away if he's a loser. |
(0:05:31.48) |
Yor Forger : Huh? Um... |
(0:05:34.03) |
EXTRA : I'll hold off on this promotion until I know he's a good guy. |
(0:05:35.78) |
Yor Forger : Oh, you don't need to do tha— |
(0:05:38.74) |
EXTRA : I look forward to meeting him. Goodnight. |
(0:05:40.30) |
Yor Forger : What should I do? |
(0:05:46.66) |
Yor Forger : I need to find someone by the time of the party. |
(0:05:48.69) |
Yor Forger : If he finds out I'm lying, he'll think I'm a weirdo and a pathological liar, |
(0:05:51.71) |
Yor Forger : and he'll lose even more trust in me. |
(0:05:55.60) |
Yor Forger : I need to find someone for the sake of my little brother's promotion. |
(0:05:57.82) |
Yor Forger : Yuri, you've got the wrong idea! I was just joking earlier— |
(0:06:03.67) |
EXTRA : Oh, dear. Did you buddy-buddy siblings actually have a quarrel? |
(0:06:06.50) |
Yor Forger : Oh, Shopkeeper? |
(0:06:10.23) |
Yor Forger : I'm sorry, I didn't realize it was you. |
(0:06:12.20) |
EXTRA : Good evening. I have a client for you, Thorn Princess. |
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EXTRA : The Royal Hotel. |
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EXTRA : Room 1307. |
(0:06:22.46) |
EXTRA : Apologies, my lady. This whole floor has been reserved. |
(0:06:28.37) |
EXTRA : Did anyone call for this chick? |
(0:06:33.73) |
EXTRA : Who knows? |
(0:06:35.57) |
Yor Forger : But I've heard... |
(0:06:36.93) |
Yor Forger : that a traitorous scumbag is staying here. |
(0:06:39.46) |
EXTRA : What in the world?! |
(0:06:46.12) |
EXTRA : It's an ambush! A lone woman— |
(0:06:47.21) |
Yor Forger : Excuse me. |
(0:06:53.71) |
Yor Forger : Vice Minister Brennan from the auditing department, I presume? |
(0:06:55.21) |
Yor Forger : I am terribly sorry if I interrupted anything... |
(0:06:59.06) |
Yor Forger : But may I have the honor of taking your life? |
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EXTRA : Code name: Thorn Princess. |
(0:07:08.94) |
EXTRA : An assassin. |
(0:07:11.67) |
EXTRA : She was taught the skills of her trade from a young age, |
(0:07:14.46) |
EXTRA : and has done any dirty work her employer requested ever since. |
(0:07:17.25) |
Yor Forger : It's not coming off. |
(0:07:22.04) |
Yor Forger : Huh? Oh, no! What shall I do? |
(0:07:25.60) |
Yor Forger : This is the only nice dress I own. |
(0:07:28.67) |
Yor Forger : Now I can't go to the party. |
(0:07:31.17) |
EXTRA : Anyone you're interested in? |
(0:07:36.81) |
Sharon : It's unheard of to be single at that age. |
(0:07:38.31) |
Camilla : Make sure you bring your partner with you. |
(0:07:40.87) |
Yor Forger : But it's hopeless. |
(0:07:44.47) |
Yor Forger : When it comes to homemaking... Cleaning is the only thing I can do. |
(0:07:46.01) |
Anya Forger : Scruffy Head! |
(0:07:53.10) |
Franky Franklin : I copied all the files of unmarried women from city hall. |
(0:07:55.66) |
Loid Forger : Great, thanks. |
(0:07:58.81) |
Franky Franklin : You need one who won't care you're divorced with a kid, |
(0:08:00.07) |
Franky Franklin : is refined enough for a prestigious school, |
(0:08:01.84) |
Franky Franklin : and is willing to get married within 48 hours? |
(0:08:03.84) |
Franky Franklin : If a goddess like that exists, I'd sure love to meet her. |
(0:08:07.50) |
Franky Franklin : Meanwhile, I'm not picky at all, yet I can't even get a date. |
(0:08:10.05) |
Loid Forger : How unfortunate. |
(0:08:13.82) |
Franky Franklin : Don't pity me, asshole! |
(0:08:14.83) |
Anya Forger : Is having a kid bad? Am I in the way? |
(0:08:16.94) |
Loid Forger : You're not in the way at all. |
(0:08:22.26) |
Loid Forger : Don't worry. Just go watch some TV. |
(0:08:23.87) |
Anya Forger : 'Kay. |
(0:08:26.01) |
Franky Franklin : Actually, why don't you just use a female agent from your work? |
(0:08:34.17) |
Loid Forger : A lot of them got caught in the recent spy hunts, so I couldn't find a good match. |
(0:08:38.52) |
EXTRA : Wake up! Hey! |
(0:08:38.94) |
EXTRA : You... You won't get away with this! |
(0:08:42.65) |
Loid Forger : We don't have enough agents, so I got another mission on top of this. |
(0:08:45.57) |
Loid Forger : Eliminating a certain smuggling ring. |
(0:08:49.73) |
Franky Franklin : They're working you to the bone! |
(0:08:52.45) |
Franky Franklin : Let's just get this over with. |
(0:08:54.36) |
Franky Franklin : The quickest options would be women in bad circumstances who'd cooperate with you. |
(0:08:56.70) |
Franky Franklin : Finding dirt on them might help, too. |
(0:09:00.70) |
Franky Franklin : If they don't have any, we can always make some up. |
(0:09:02.48) |
Loid Forger : I'd like to avoid anything risky. |
(0:09:04.63) |
Franky Franklin : Oh, please. She's plenty risky. |
(0:09:06.71) |
Franky Franklin : She definitely doesn't look like any princess from a rich family. |
(0:09:10.31) |
Anya Forger : Push! Push! |
(0:09:11.50) |
Loid Forger : You've got a point. |
(0:09:14.34) |
Loid Forger : I need to at least do something about her appearance. |
(0:09:15.78) |
Tailor Store Owner : Now, young lady, I'm going to take your measurements. Come with me. |
(0:09:21.52) |
Anya Forger : I'm being sold off somewhere! |
(0:09:25.37) |
Loid Forger : You won't be if you behave. |
(0:09:27.65) |
Loid Forger : Honestly, where does she learn to talk like that? |
(0:09:29.85) |
Loid Forger : The seamstress... is married. |
(0:09:36.91) |
Loid Forger : The proprietress was listed among the single women, |
(0:09:39.50) |
Loid Forger : but she's been arrested once over political activities, so she's too dangerous. |
(0:09:43.42) |
Loid Forger : Finding the right person might take longer than— |
(0:09:48.80) |
Yor Forger : Pardon me. |
(0:09:54.35) |
Tailor Store Clerk : Oh, I haven't seen you in a while, Yor. |
(0:09:56.22) |
Yor Forger : Hello. I was hoping I could get my dress fixed up. |
(0:09:59.00) |
Yor Forger : Could I get it done as quickly as possible? |
(0:10:02.91) |
Tailor Store Clerk : But of course. You're one of our regulars. |
(0:10:04.61) |
Loid Forger : She managed to slip behind me so easily. Who is she? |
(0:10:07.68) |
Loid Forger : Yor... Yor... |
(0:10:10.93) |
Loid Forger : There we go. |
(0:10:13.29) |
Loid Forger : Yor Briar, 27 years old. |
(0:10:14.55) |
Loid Forger : She has no record of being married or divorced. |
(0:10:16.86) |
Loid Forger : Both of her parents are deceased, |
(0:10:18.86) |
Loid Forger : and she has one brother who's much younger than her. |
(0:10:20.59) |
Loid Forger : They're both civil servants whose records are pretty clean. |
(0:10:22.89) |
Loid Forger : Did I just let my guard down? |
(0:10:26.56) |
Loid Forger : I'm far too relaxed lately. |
(0:10:28.37) |
Yor Forger : Excuse me. |
(0:10:30.12) |
Yor Forger : You've been staring at me ever since I walked in. May I help you? |
(0:10:31.17) |
Loid Forger : Impossible! She could even sense my gaze? |
(0:10:35.11) |
Loid Forger : I was just admiring how pretty you are. |
(0:10:38.40) |
Yor Forger : Does that mean... |
(0:10:41.41) |
Yor Forger : You have a favorable impression of my physical appearance? |
(0:10:42.66) |
Loid Forger : Er, well... Yes. |
(0:10:45.70) |
Camilla : You've got a nice face and body, Yor. |
(0:10:47.98) |
Camilla : You'd be a knockout if you just dressed up. |
(0:10:50.26) |
Yor Forger : Um— |
(0:10:52.91) |
Anya Forger : Papa! |
(0:10:54.01) |
Anya Forger : I now know how long I am! |
(0:10:55.04) |
Anya Forger : Who's that? |
(0:10:58.25) |
Loid Forger : Another customer. |
(0:10:59.31) |
Yor Forger : He has a child. |
(0:11:00.49) |
Yor Forger : I almost pursued someone's husband. |
(0:11:02.33) |
Yor Forger : I've heard that women have been killed by wives for such things. |
(0:11:06.33) |
Yor Forger : I mean, if it happened to me, I'd just kill them back... |
(0:11:10.32) |
Anya Forger : Huh? |
(0:11:12.90) |
Yor Forger : No, I mustn't. |
(0:11:13.98) |
Yor Forger : If I think like this, someone will eventually figure out that I'm an assassin. |
(0:11:15.13) |
Yor Forger : I must learn to be more normal. |
(0:11:19.48) |
Anya Forger : A-An assassin?! |
(0:11:21.90) |
Anya Forger : A spy... An assassin... |
(0:11:23.88) |
Anya Forger : I'm... |
(0:11:26.51) |
Anya Forger : so excited! |
(0:11:28.11) |
EXTRA : The little girl was starving for entertainment. |
(0:11:29.19) |
Loid Forger : Hmm... I was considering her as a candidate to play my wife, but never mind. |
(0:11:31.63) |
Yor Forger : I was considering him to act as my boyfriend at the party, |
(0:11:36.79) |
Yor Forger : but I must avoid these so-called messy lovers' quarrels. |
(0:11:40.42) |
Anya Forger : Ah, I am oh so lonely because I do not have a mama. |
(0:11:44.22) |
Loid Forger : What brought this on? |
(0:11:49.58) |
Anya Forger : I long for a mama. |
(0:11:50.80) |
Yor Forger : Are you not with your wife? |
(0:11:53.93) |
Loid Forger : Oh, er... |
(0:11:55.90) |
Loid Forger : I actually lost my wife two years ago, |
(0:11:57.57) |
Loid Forger : so I'm raising her on my own now. |
(0:11:59.92) |
Yor Forger : So I won't be killed for asking him to the party! |
(0:12:03.82) |
Yor Forger : Excuse me... |
(0:12:07.10) |
Loid Forger : Pretend to be your boyfriend? |
(0:12:11.20) |
Yor Forger : Yes... I fibbed to my younger brother about having a boyfriend. |
(0:12:13.45) |
Yor Forger : If it's not too much trouble, I was hoping you'd accompany me to this party. |
(0:12:18.31) |
Yor Forger : Um, I promise I don't have any ulterior motives! |
(0:12:22.87) |
Yor Forger : Of course, I'll thank you properly, too. |
(0:12:26.61) |
Yor Forger : I just want to put my brother's mind at ease. |
(0:12:29.18) |
Loid Forger : Very well. |
(0:12:34.12) |
Loid Forger : I accept. |
(0:12:35.87) |
Yor Forger : Really?! |
(0:12:37.69) |
Loid Forger : But I would like something in return. |
(0:12:38.97) |
Loid Forger : So you see... |
(0:12:44.52) |
Loid Forger : I'd like you to play the role of her mother during the interview. |
(0:12:46.16) |
Yor Forger : Her mother? |
(0:12:49.69) |
Loid Forger : With the future being so uncertain right now, |
(0:12:51.98) |
Loid Forger : my only wish is for my daughter to get into a good school. |
(0:12:54.12) |
Loid Forger : This was also the wish of my late wife. |
(0:12:57.73) |
Anya Forger : Papa is a liar. |
(0:13:01.81) |
Yor Forger : What a wonderful person. |
(0:13:03.39) |
Loid Forger : I'll have her accept something simple first, |
(0:13:06.22) |
Loid Forger : It will only be one time. Would you be up for it? |
(0:13:06.72) |
Loid Forger : but I'll get her to agree to a formal marriage in the end. |
(0:13:08.46) |
Yor Forger : A-All right... If you think I'm fit for the role. |
(0:13:09.09) |
Loid Forger : Thank you. Then let us reconvene at Saturday's party. |
(0:13:13.35) |
Yor Forger : Yes. |
(0:13:16.73) |
Loid Forger : I got a sitter for you on Saturday, so make sure you behave. |
(0:13:20.00) |
Anya Forger : Stock up on them peanuts! |
(0:13:24.27) |
Loid Forger : Yeah, yeah. |
(0:13:25.99) |
EXTRA : Ten pents is your change, ribbit. |
(0:13:27.69) |
EXTRA : Thanks, ribbit. |
(0:13:31.20) |
Anya Forger : Ribbit? |
(0:13:32.30) |
Loid Forger : A T... no, an F cipher. |
(0:13:34.54) |
Loid Forger : Must be the details on the extra mission. |
(0:13:43.59) |
Loid Forger : Retrieving art pieces that were stolen from the West and eliminating this smuggling ring. |
(0:13:46.52) |
Loid Forger : I'm to carry out this mission Saturday at 1800 hours when the target meets with the buyer. |
(0:13:51.68) |
Loid Forger : Saturday? |
(0:13:56.46) |
Loid Forger : And so... |
(0:13:59.88) |
Loid Forger : We're going to take care of this quickly so I can make it to the party. |
(0:14:01.91) |
Loid Forger : You're helping. |
(0:14:04.71) |
Franky Franklin : Hang on a second! I'm just an informant! My fighting skills are literal trash! |
(0:14:05.67) |
Franky Franklin : Not to mention, you already pretty much capped your tab— |
(0:14:09.78) |
Loid Forger : We're talking 78 art pieces valued at a total of three million dalcs. |
(0:14:12.27) |
Loid Forger : I'm almost certain no one would notice if one or two happened to go missing. |
(0:14:16.41) |
Franky Franklin : Leave it to me. |
(0:14:21.04) |
Franky Franklin : I just so happen to have invented some new spy gear just for days like this. |
(0:14:22.73) |
Loid Forger : He's so useful. |
(0:14:26.98) |
Yor Forger : Loid is awfully late. |
(0:14:33.57) |
Yor Forger : I hope he wasn't in some terrible accident. |
(0:14:37.16) |
EXTRA : Hold it! |
(0:14:42.98) |
EXTRA : Who're you workin' for?! |
(0:14:44.35) |
Franky Franklin : You didn't tell me there'd be an army of them! |
(0:14:46.37) |
Loid Forger : Two, four, six... 38 of them. |
(0:14:48.95) |
Loid Forger : I can't afford to waste even ten seconds on each one! |
(0:14:51.95) |
Loid Forger : Reinforcements! There's no end to them. |
(0:15:02.53) |
Franky Franklin : I got 'em all in! Get in! |
(0:15:04.43) |
Franky Franklin : Whoo! |
(0:15:10.97) |
Franky Franklin : Let's see... Which one's going to accidentally go missing? |
(0:15:12.78) |
Loid Forger : I'm helping myself to this one. |
(0:15:18.22) |
Franky Franklin : Hey, that's a diamond! No fair taking the expensive-looking one! |
(0:15:19.87) |
Loid Forger : I'll use it as part of this whole charade. |
(0:15:22.73) |
Franky Franklin : Shut up! Give that back! |
(0:15:24.31) |
Yor Forger : I see. |
(0:15:37.51) |
Yor Forger : So this is what it means to have your heart toyed with. |
(0:15:39.03) |
Yor Forger : I must keep my work relationships favorable for my brother's sake, too. |
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Yor Forger : Which means that I must attend this party. |
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Camilla : You're late, Yor! |
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Yor Forger : I do apologize. Here's a gift. |
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Camilla : Oh? I thought you were coming with your boyfriend. |
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Yor Forger : Unfortunately, he had something suddenly come up. |
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Camilla : Oh, what a shame
. I was so
eager to meet him! |
(0:16:07.59) |
Camilla : What a lame excuse. |
(0:16:11.00) |
Millie : How pathetic. |
(0:16:12.77) |
Sharon : I knew she was lying about having a guy. |
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Millie : Should we report the liar? |
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Camilla : We should! |
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Camilla : I'm positive she's a spy who's been sent in to lower our country's birth rate. |
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Sharon : Seriously? That's so petty. |
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Sharon : She's just unpopular with the guys. |
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Sharon : Just leave her be. |
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Camilla : You're meaner than both of us, Sharon. |
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Millie : You're so hilarious. |
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Yor Forger : D-Dominic... |
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Dominic : Yuri's always so worried about you. |
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Yor Forger : Um, could you possibly... |
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Yor Forger : just tell my brother than I came to the party with a kind gentleman? |
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Camilla : Yeah, not happening. |
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Camilla : Just how desperate are you to impress people, Yor? |
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Camilla : It just makes you look even more pathetic. |
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Dominic : Jeez, knock it off, Camilla! |
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Camilla : Stop talking to my man. |
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Camilla : I'll be sure to let your brother know that you came alone. |
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Yor Forger : What could she possibly gain by doing that? |
(0:17:02.16) |
Yor Forger : This is honestly becoming tiresome. |
(0:17:07.19) |
Yor Forger : If all of the adults here just happened to perish, |
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Yor Forger : my brother would never find out... |
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Dominic : I'm so sorry. Have fun! |
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Dominic : Come on, Camilla. Help me bake this gratin. |
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EXTRA : And then that guy... |
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EXTRA : Mommy! |
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EXTRA : My oldest here will be taking an entrance exam soon. |
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EXTRA : At the prestigious Eden College. |
(0:17:32.71) |
EXTRA : Wow, that's wonderful! |
(0:17:35.56) |
EXTRA : He'll be a shoe-in with the elite. |
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Yor Forger : That must be what "normal" looks like. |
(0:17:38.07) |
Yor Forger : I'm sure that's how my brother wanted me to end up. |
(0:17:42.89) |
Camilla : Seriously? She's still here. |
(0:17:47.58) |
Millie : She's tougher than she looks. |
(0:17:50.15) |
Sharon : I'm honestly surprised she had the nerve to show up alone. |
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Yor Forger : I see... I'm too out of my league here. |
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Yor Forger : I do beg your pardon. |
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Yor Forger : I will have to take my leav— |
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Loid Forger : I'm terribly sorry for arriving late. |
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Loid Forger : I'm Yor's husband, Loid Forger. |
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Yor Forger : Um... |
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Yor Forger : I just needed a boyfriend, not a husband. |
(0:18:16.98) |
Loid Forger : Shit! |
(0:18:19.34) |
Loid Forger : I mixed up my mission with hers. |
(0:18:20.41) |
Dominic : Um... Mr. Forger, was it? You're bleeding. |
(0:18:22.37) |
Loid Forger : Oh, pardon me. |
(0:18:25.23) |
Loid Forger : One of my patients had a violent episode. |
(0:18:26.53) |
Loid Forger : It happens all the time to a psychiatrist. |
(0:18:28.74) |
Loid Forger : Have you been enjoying yourself, Yor? |
(0:18:32.20) |
Camilla : You're joking, right? |
(0:18:33.66) |
Camilla : You're married, Yor? |
(0:18:35.04) |
Camilla : Why didn't you tell us? |
(0:18:37.71) |
Yor Forger : Um, I... |
(0:18:39.29) |
Loid Forger : It's embarrassing to say so, but this is my second marriage and I already have a child, |
(0:18:40.97) |
Loid Forger : so it may have been hard to bring up. |
(0:18:44.56) |
Camilla : Don't give me that shit! |
(0:18:46.91) |
Camilla : There's absolutely no way Yor has a husband who's that handsome and hot! |
(0:18:48.43) |
Camilla : I'll embarrass her in front of everyone! |
(0:18:51.71) |
Camilla : Yor, I just got this piping hot gratin right out of the oven! |
(0:18:53.36) |
Camilla : Oops
, I seemed to have tripped! |
(0:18:56.92) |
Loid Forger : I admire your dedication to not wasting food, |
(0:19:06.45) |
Loid Forger : but it's a bit improper to use your feet, Yor. |
(0:19:09.36) |
Yor Forger : Oh, I'm so sorry. |
(0:19:12.51) |
Dominic : That
got you? |
(0:19:14.04) |
Loid Forger : This is quite delicious. |
(0:19:15.14) |
Yor Forger : Indeed. |
(0:19:16.86) |
Camilla : Did you know, Mr. Ranger... |
(0:19:18.30) |
Loid Forger : It's Forger. |
(0:19:20.30) |
Camilla : ...that she was apparently doing some questionable work before working at city hall? |
(0:19:21.24) |
Camilla : What did you do again? |
(0:19:27.05) |
Dominic : Come on, stop it! |
(0:19:28.01) |
Camilla : Men would call you to their hotel rooms so you could give them "massages"? |
(0:19:28.98) |
Camilla : Oh, you little whore. |
(0:19:33.01) |
Yor Forger : That was... |
(0:19:34.61) |
Yor Forger : "Massages" were a cover for occupational murders. |
(0:19:35.99) |
Yor Forger : Um, please don't get the wrong idea, Loid. I— |
(0:19:39.43) |
Loid Forger : How wonderful. |
(0:19:43.10) |
Yor Forger : Huh? |
(0:19:44.33) |
Loid Forger : Yor lost her parents at a very young age. |
(0:19:45.78) |
Loid Forger : She did all she could to care for her younger brother, |
(0:19:48.83) |
Loid Forger : even if it meant sacrificing herself. |
(0:19:53.06) |
Loid Forger : Be it for someone else |
(0:19:55.81) |
Loid Forger : or for a specific reason, having to endure a merciless job |
(0:19:57.57) |
Loid Forger : requires an incredible amount of dedication. |
(0:20:01.29) |
Loid Forger : And that's something to be very proud of. |
(0:20:03.53) |
Loid Forger : Let's go home, Yor. |
(0:20:07.10) |
Yor Forger : Er, yes... Thank you for the lovely party, everyone. |
(0:20:08.73) |
Loid Forger : I-I'm so sorry I said I was your husband. |
(0:20:15.32) |
Yor Forger : Oh, it's all right. |
(0:20:18.47) |
Loid Forger : I'm not sure what to tell your brother if he hears of this. |
(0:20:19.55) |
Yor Forger : Um, Loid... I have a suggestion. |
(0:20:24.67) |
Loid Forger : What... |
(0:20:33.64) |
Loid Forger : Remnants of the smuggling ring? |
(0:20:34.95) |
Yor Forger : Hang on, Yor! |
(0:20:37.27) |
Yor Forger : Huh? |
(0:20:38.75) |
Loid Forger : How did they know where I was? |
(0:20:43.82) |
Loid Forger : Did they... leave a tracking device in the art pieces? |
(0:20:45.28) |
Loid Forger : You've definitely let your guard down, Twilight. |
(0:20:49.72) |
Yor Forger : Who are those people? |
(0:20:52.05) |
Loid Forger : Um, uh... |
(0:20:54.69) |
Loid Forger : I-It appears some of my patients still haven't recovered |
(0:20:56.62) |
Loid Forger : from their psychotic episodes. |
(0:20:58.84) |
Yor Forger : Being a doctor must be very taxing. |
(0:21:01.68) |
Loid Forger : She actually believed it! |
(0:21:04.30) |
Loid Forger : In the meantime... |
(0:21:05.62) |
Loid Forger : We're making a break for it. |
(0:21:06.84) |
EXTRA : They've abandoned the van. |
(0:21:10.44) |
EXTRA : They're probably hiding nearby. Split up and find them. |
(0:21:12.37) |
Loid Forger : Yor, this way. Hurry! |
(0:21:22.04) |
Yor Forger : Um... Are you sure it's all right for you to hit your patients like that? |
(0:21:24.18) |
Loid Forger : Um, well... |
(0:21:28.35) |
Loid Forger : The concussive recovery method is the latest in modern medical practices. |
(0:21:30.25) |
Yor Forger : I see. |
(0:21:34.41) |
Loid Forger : I can't tell if she's actually bright or dumb. |
(0:21:35.95) |
Loid Forger : Look out, Yor! |
(0:21:40.22) |
Loid Forger : Another one! I can't dodge it! |
(0:21:42.49) |
Yor Forger : Oh, no! |
(0:21:50.39) |
Yor Forger : I'm so sorry an amateur like me helped with the recovery! |
(0:21:52.02) |
Yor Forger : I happen to be an expert in self-defense. |
(0:21:54.57) |
Yor Forger : My brother was kind enough to teach me... |
(0:21:57.20) |
Loid Forger : Thank you, Yor. |
(0:22:00.73) |
Loid Forger : That was quite impressive. Did you see how far he went? |
(0:22:05.39) |
Yor Forger : I'm sorry. I guess I did send him flying. |
(0:22:08.53) |
EXTRA : There he is! |
(0:22:12.81) |
Loid Forger : This way! |
(0:22:13.87) |
EXTRA : Do whatever you need to do! Make sure they're dead! |
(0:22:15.29) |
Yor Forger : Um, Loid... This may not be the best moment to ask, |
(0:22:25.72) |
Yor Forger : but why don't we get married? |
(0:22:29.67) |
Loid Forger : I'm sorry?! |
(0:22:36.22) |
Yor Forger : Er, well, it would extend our agreement... |
(0:22:37.29) |
Yor Forger : I mean... Apparently, I'm considered suspicious just for being single, |
(0:22:41.51) |
Yor Forger : so it'd be nice camouflage... |
(0:22:47.76) |
Yor Forger : For me to continue my job as an assassin, too. |
(0:22:50.16) |
Yor Forger : Um, basically, |
(0:22:53.45) |
Yor Forger : if it's all right with you, maybe we could just stay together, |
(0:22:55.17) |
Yor Forger : and not just for the interview... |
(0:22:59.00) |
Yor Forger : For both our sakes. |
(0:23:02.33) |
Loid Forger : He's probably the only person who could accept me for who I am right now. |
(0:23:05.60) |
Loid Forger : Then let's stop by city hall on our way back to fill out the paperwork. |
(0:23:15.11) |
Yor Forger : Huh? Right now?! |
(0:23:17.81) |
Loid Forger : They do say no time like the present. |
(0:23:19.18) |
Loid Forger : Oh, that's right. |
(0:23:20.61) |
Loid Forger : Where did I drop it? |
(0:23:25.47) |
EXTRA : You bastard! |
(0:23:27.37) |
EXTRA : We have 'em cornered! |
(0:23:29.41) |
EXTRA : Fill 'em full of lead! |
(0:23:32.87) |
Loid Forger : Yor... |
(0:23:35.17) |
Loid Forger : Even in sickness, |
(0:23:36.45) |
Loid Forger : or in sadness... |
(0:23:39.10) |
Loid Forger : No matter what hardships await us, |
(0:23:41.49) |
Loid Forger : let us be there for one another. |
(0:23:46.09) |
Yor Forger : All right. |
(0:23:48.15) |
Loid Forger : Until my mission... |
(0:23:50.06) |
Yor Forger : Until my killing... |
(0:23:51.89) |
Loid Forger : ...do us part. |
(0:23:54.04) |
Yor Forger : ...do us part. |
(0:23:54.04) |