Kyon :
Shortly after a month had passed since entering school... |
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Kyon :
...much like Sisyphus forced to eternally roll a boulder uphill... |
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Kyon :
...I'd had my fill of this mandatory morning hiking course. |
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Kyon :
But then, as if being dealt the final blow... |
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Kyon :
...my normal life came to a grinding halt when the incident happened. |
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Kyon :
N-No. |
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Kyon :
Began would be more accurate. |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : If there isn't one, I just have to make it myself! |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : A club! |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : Assist me. |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : I just came up with a name! |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : SOS Brigade! |
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Kyon :
Thanks to Suzumiya Haruhi... |
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Kyon :
...eccentric among eccentrics, my journey through never-ending hell had begun. |
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Ryoko Asakura : Good morning! |
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Kyon : Good morning. |
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Ryoko Asakura : I forgot that I had to do today's class duties. |
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Ryoko Asakura : I have to hurry to the staff office and ask for the diary. |
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Ryoko Asakura : Sorry! |
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Ryoko Asakura : I'm going on ahead! |
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Kyon :
It's hard to believe a girl like her is in the same class when... |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : Hey, Kyon. |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : What else do you think we need? |
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Kyon : For what? |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : I really want to get my hands on a mysterious transfer student, don't you think? |
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Kyon : I'm begging you. |
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Kyon : Establish the context before you start talking. |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : What the SOS Brigade needs! |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : I at least want a mysterious transfer student. |
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Kyon : I'd like you to define mysterious first. |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : It hasn't even been two months since the new term began. |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : Anyone who transfers in at this point must qualify as mysterious, right? |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : You agree, right? |
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Kyon : Maybe the student's dad was suddenly transferred. |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : No! |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : That's abnormal. |
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Kyon : What would you consider normal? |
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Kyon : I'd like to know that. |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : I wonder if a mysterious transfer student will show up. |
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Kyon : In other words, you don't give a damn what I think... |
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Kyon : Do you... |
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Kyon :
It would appear that a rumor had spread that Haruhi and I were plotting something. |
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Taniguchi : Say. |
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Taniguchi : What are you and Suzumiya up to? |
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Taniguchi : Don't tell me you're going out. |
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Kyon : Absolutely not. |
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Kyon : I'm the one who would like to know exactly what the hell we're doing. |
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Taniguchi : Don't overdo it. |
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Taniguchi : We're not in middle school anymore. |
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Taniguchi : If you render the grounds unusable... |
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Taniguchi : ...they'll at least suspend you. |
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Kyon :
I have to at least prevent Nagato Yuki and Asahina Mikuru-san from coming to any harm. |
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Kyon :
After the SOS Brigade was founded... |
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Kyon :
...the bleakness of the former literary clubroom... |
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Kyon :
...was replaced by a growing number of items. |
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Kyon :
I mean. Is she planning on living here? |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : A computer would be nice, too. |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : We're living in the information age and yet we don't have a single computer... |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : I can't forgive them! |
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Kyon :
Can't forgive who? |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : Then. |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : Let's go scrounge one up. |
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Kyon : Hey, now. |
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Kyon : Do you actually have any leads? |
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Kyon : Are you planning on raiding an electronics store? |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : Of course not. |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : There's one much closer. |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : Hello! |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : We're here to take one set of computer and peripherals! |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : Who's the leader? |
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Computer Club President : Do you need something? |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : There's only one reason I would come in person to the Computer Research Society. |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : I only need one... |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : ...so give me a computer. |
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Computer Club President : What are you talking about? |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : One can't hurt. |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : You've got so many! |
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Computer Club President : Now look here. |
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Computer Club President : Wait. Who are you people? |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : The SOS Brigade Chief, Suzumiya Haruhi. |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : These two are subordinates #1 and #2. |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : There you have it. |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : Stop your grumbling and hand one over. |
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Computer Club President : For what reason!? |
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Computer Club President : There's no way I would ever do that! |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : I see. |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : Well, I have my own ideas about that. |
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Kyon :
What's this!? |
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Computer Club President : Wh-What are you trying to do!? |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : Okay! |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : One more shot! |
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Computer Club President : What are you doing!? |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : Tsk. Tsk. Tsk. |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : I've got pictures of your sexual harassment now. |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : If you don't want me to spread these pictures around school... |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : ...pay up and hand over a computer. |
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Computer Club President : That's ridiculous! |
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Computer Club President : You forced me to do it! |
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Computer Club President : I'm innocent! |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : And how many people do you think will believe your words? |
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Computer Club President : A-All the members here are witnesses! |
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EXTRA : That's right! |
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EXTRA : It wasn't the prez's fault! |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : I'll say that the whole club was planning on ****-****** her! |
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Kyon : That's taking it too far... |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : What will it be? |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : Are you going to hand it over? |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : Or not? |
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Mikuru Asahina : Su-Suzumiya-san... |
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Computer Club President : That's... |
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Computer Club President : Take whichever one you want... |
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EXTRA : Prez! |
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EXTRA : Hang in there! |
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EXTRA : Get a hold of yourself! |
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EXTRA : It wasn't your fault! |
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EXTRA : But! |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : Which one's the newest? |
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Computer Club President : Why do I have to tell you that!? |
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Computer Club President : Damn it. |
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Computer Club President : That one. |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : I looked over all the newest models at the computer shop yesterday. |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : This wasn't one of them. |
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Computer Club President : W-Wait! |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : Give me this one! |
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Computer Club President : H-Hold on! |
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Computer Club President : We just bought that last month! |
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Computer Club President : Take it, you thief. |
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Kyon :
It's as you say. |
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Kyon :
We're thieves. |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : Come on, Kyon. |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : Carry this. |
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Kyon :
And so, just like that... |
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Kyon :
...after blackmailing herself a spanking new computer... |
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Kyon :
...Haruhi, discovering that the literary clubroom wasn't equipped for Internet use... |
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Kyon :
...summoned the Computer Society's president and members... |
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Kyon :
...and had them run a LAN cable between our rooms. |
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Kyon :
She even had him set it up so we could connect through the school's domain. |
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Kyon :
This is what you call an extortionist. |
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Kyon : Let's go back for now. |
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Kyon : Asahina-san. |
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Kyon : You shouldn't get involved with such a weird group. |
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Kyon : Who knows what else she'll do to you. |
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Mikuru Asahina : No. |
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Mikuru Asahina : It's okay. |
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Mikuru Asahina : You're also here, aren't you? |
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Mikuru Asahina : This was probably an inevitability on this time plane. |
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Mikuru Asahina : And I'm concerned about why Nagato-san is here. |
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Kyon : What about it? |
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Mikuru Asahina : No. |
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Mikuru Asahina : It's nothing. |
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Mikuru Asahina : I may be inexperienced... |
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Mikuru Asahina : ...but I hope to get along with everyone. |
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Mikuru Asahina : Also, if you'd like... |
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Mikuru Asahina : ...please call me Mikuru-chan. |
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Kyon :
Well... |
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Kyon :
What was next? |
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Kyon : So? Who's going to make it? |
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Kyon : That site or whatever. |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : You. |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : You've got time, don't you? |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : Make it. |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : I have to find more members. |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : Have it finished in a day or two. |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : We can't participate in any activities until a site's up. |
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Kyon : Making a website, huh... |
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Kyon :
And despite all the grumbling, I actually enjoyed making it. |
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Kyon :
The Computer Society had installed most of the necessary programs so it was pretty simple. |
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Kyon :
Not a bad way to kill time during lunch break. |
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Kyon :
Speaking of which, what am I supposed to put on here? |
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Kyon :
After all, I still have no idea what the SOS Brigade does. |
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Kyon : Nagato. |
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Kyon : Do you have anything you want to put on the site? |
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Yuki Nagato : Nothing. |
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Kyon :
Not that I care, but... |
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Kyon :
...she does go to class, right? |
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Kyon : Crap. |
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Kyon : Time for class. |
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Yuki Nagato : Here. |
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Yuki Nagato : I'll lend you this. |
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Kyon :
I still have my misgivings... |
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Kyon :
...so why is it that I continue commuting to the clubroom? |
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Kyon :
Why, indeed... |
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Kyon :
Is this the power of habit? |
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Kyon :
What a riot. |
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Kyon : 'Sup! |
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Kyon :
And yeah. Are these two really that bored? |
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Kyon :
Though I guess I'm not one to talk. |
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Mikuru Asahina : Where's Suzumiya-san? |
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Kyon : Beats me. |
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Kyon : She was already gone during sixth period. |
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Kyon : Perhaps she's off extorting more equipment. |
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Mikuru Asahina : Will I be forced to do something like yesterday again... |
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Kyon : Do not worry. |
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Kyon : Next time, I'll do everything I can to prevent it. |
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Mikuru Asahina : Really? |
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Mikuru Asahina : Thank you! |
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Mikuru Asahina : I'm counting on you then! |
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Kyon : You can count on me. |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : Ya-hoo! |
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Kyon :
Yahoo? |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : First up is this! |
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Kyon : A proclamation of the SOS Brigade creed... |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : And this. |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : Ta-ta-ta-da! |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : We're going to distribute flyers wearing these. |
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Kyon : Where at? |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : The front gate. |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : There should be plenty of students heading home right now. |
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Kyon : So? |
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Kyon : What are we wearing? |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : I wasn't talking about you. |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : Mikuru-chan's the one who's wearing this. |
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Mikuru Asahina : Yes? |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : Bunny girl! |
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Mikuru Asahina : Um... Um... |
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Mikuru Asahina : What do you... |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : Come on! |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : Get changed! Get changed! |
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Mikuru Asahina : I don't want to! |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : Shut up! |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : Take it off! Take it off! |
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Mikuru Asahina : No! |
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Kyon : Hey, Suzumiya! |
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Kyon : What are you doing!? |
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Mikuru Asahina : No! |
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Mikuru Asahina : Don't look! |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : Come on! Do as I say! |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : There! |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : Take it all off! |
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Mikuru Asahina : No! |
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Mikuru Asahina : At least let me undress myself... |
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Mikuru Asahina : N-No! |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : Come on in! |
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Kyon :
She's like some evil feudal lord. |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : What do you think? |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : This'll be perfect for attracting attention, right? |
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Kyon : More like suck in attention... |
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Kyon : What about Nagato? |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : I could only buy two of them. |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : I got the full set so it was expensive. |
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Kyon : Where do they sell this stuff? |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : I ordered it online. |
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Kyon : I see. |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : I'm off then! |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : Let's go, Mikuru-chan! |
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Mikuru Asahina : No! |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : Let's go! |
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Kyon :
Sorry. |
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Kyon :
To be honest, I can't get enough of that outfit. |
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Kyon :
My passion is running wild. |
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Kyon :
Wha— |
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Kyon : Good grief... |
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Kyon : I can still feel their body heat. |
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Kyon : It's all warm. |
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Kyon :
A proclamation of the SOS Brigade creed... |
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Kyon :
Our SOS Brigade is looking for mysteries of the world. |
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Haruhi Suzumiya :
Our SOS Brigade is looking for mysteries of the world. |
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Haruhi Suzumiya :
People who have experienced something mysterious in the past... |
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Haruhi Suzumiya :
People who have run into something mysterious recently... |
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Haruhi Suzumiya :
People who plan on a mysterious experience in the near future... |
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Haruhi Suzumiya :
If any of the above apply to you, come see us! |
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Haruhi Suzumiya :
We will solve your problem on the spot! |
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Haruhi Suzumiya :
However, a normal mystery will not do. |
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Haruhi Suzumiya :
It has to be a mystery that wows us! |
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Haruhi Suzumiya :
Make note of that! |
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Kyon :
I think I'm starting to understand the purpose of this brigade. |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : I'm pissed! |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : What's with those stupid teachers? |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : They're such a pain! A pain! |
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Kyon : Was there some kind of a problem? |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : Way beyond that! |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : We hadn't even distributed half the flyers... |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : ...and the teachers told us to stop! |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : Who do they think they are!? |
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Kyon :
If two bunny girls... |
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Kyon :
...start handing out flyers at the front gate... |
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Kyon :
...people who aren't teachers will come running. |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : Mikuru-chan started sobbing... |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : I was dragged to the student guidance office... |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : Even that handball moron Okabe was brought in! |
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Kyon :
They were probably all on the verge of tears. |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : Man... |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : That's enough for today! |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : Dismissed! |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : How long are you going to keep crying!? |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : Come on! |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : Get changed! |
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Mikuru Asahina : Kyon-kun. |
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Mikuru Asahina : If I become ruined for marriage... |
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Mikuru Asahina : ...will you take me? |
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Kyon :
What should I say? |
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Kyon :
Asahina-san. |
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Kyon :
From behind, you look like a student who just failed to get into college. |
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Kyon :
Or a salaryman after buying a house beyond his budget. |
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Kyon :
Wait. |
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Kyon :
You're going to call me that, too? |
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Kyon :
The next day, the name Suzumiya Haruhi had transcended mere notoriety... |
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Kyon :
...and became common knowledge for all students. |
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Taniguchi : Man, Kyon. |
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Taniguchi : You've finally become one of Suzumiya's merry friends. |
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Kyon : Shut up. |
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Kyon :
What's even worse is that... |
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Kyon :
...Asahina-san's name and mine had become associated with hers. |
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Kunikida : I was really surprised yesterday. |
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Kunikida : I mean, there were bunny girls standing at the front gate. |
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Kunikida : Huh... |
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Kunikida : The other one was that second-year, Asahina-san, right? |
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Taniguchi : The whole school has their attention on you guys now. |
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Ryoko Asakura : What is this SOS Brigade? |
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Kyon : Ask Suzumiya. |
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Kyon : I have no idea. |
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Kyon : Don't want to know either. |
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Ryoko Asakura : It looks like you people are having fun. |
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Ryoko Asakura : But I think that was going a bit too far. |
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Kyon :
Asahina-san was absent from school that day. |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : Why don't we ever get e-mails? |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : After all that publicity! |
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Kyon :
There aren't any people curious enough to want to get involved after witnessing your publicity. |
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Kyon :
I'll admit that you've made us famous though. |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : Huh? |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : Is Mikuru-chan absent today? |
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Kyon :
She might not ever come back. |
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Kyon :
I hope she doesn't become traumatized by the ordeal. |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : I even brought a new outfit for her. |
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Kyon : Wear it yourself. |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : Of course! I'm going to wear it, too. |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : But it's no fun when Mikuru-chan isn't here! |
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Kyon :
You could have Nagato wear it. |
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Kyon :
She'd probably put it on without any complaints. |
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Kyon :
And I get the feeling I wouldn't mind seeing that. |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : The SOS Brigade was just formed and we're already sitting around doing nothing. |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : I wonder if they're all holding back. |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : They want to keep the mystery to themselves? |
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Kyon :
Hey, Haruhi. |
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Kyon :
If you ask anybody here... |
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Kyon :
...they'll say, "No, there aren't any." |
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Kyon :
There's no way this little public high school would have mysteries bouncing around. |
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Kyon :
You understand, right? |
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Kyon :
The truth is that you understand, right? |
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Kyon :
Just that you have nowhere to vent the frustrations of youth... |
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Kyon :
...and that restlessness is leading you down a different path. |
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Kyon :
Snap out of it already. |
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Kyon :
How about you go find some handsome guy and walk home from school together... |
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Kyon :
...or go see a movie on Sundays? |
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Kyon :
And join some sports club and knock yourself out. |
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Kyon :
They'd make you a regular member in a flash. |
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Haruhi Suzumiya : I'm going home! |
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Kyon : Well... |
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Kyon : I'm going home, too. |
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Yuki Nagato : Did you read it? |
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Kyon : Read what? |
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Yuki Nagato : The book. |
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Kyon : No, not yet... |
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Kyon : Should I return it? |
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Yuki Nagato : Not necessary. |
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Kyon :
But man... |
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Kyon :
She's never one to mince words, huh... |
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Yuki Nagato : Read it today. |
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Yuki Nagato : As soon as you get home. |
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Kyon : I understand. |
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Kyon's Sister : Where are you going, Kyon-kun? |
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Kyon : Station. |
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Kyon : Don't talk while eating. |
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Kyon : Was today okay? |
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Kyon : Were you possibly waiting here yesterday as well? |
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Kyon : Why here? |
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Yuki Nagato : This way. |
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Kyon : Where's your family? |
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Yuki Nagato : They aren't here. |
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Kyon : Well... |
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Kyon : I can see that... |
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Kyon : Are they out? |
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Yuki Nagato : I am the only one who is ever here. |
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Kyon : You're living alone? |
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Yuki Nagato : Yes. |
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Kyon : So what did you want? |
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Yuki Nagato : Drink. |
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Yuki Nagato : Is it good? |
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Kyon :
I'm gonna explode. |
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Kyon : Uh... |
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Kyon : Could you tell me why you brought me here? |
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Kyon : What is it that you couldn't tell me at school? |
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Yuki Nagato : About Suzumiya Haruhi. |
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Yuki Nagato : And myself. |
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Yuki Nagato : That is what I need to talk about. |
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Kyon : What about Suzumiya and you? |
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Yuki Nagato : It is difficult to convey in words. |
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Yuki Nagato : Discrepancies may arise during the transmission of data. |
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Yuki Nagato : Regardless... |
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Yuki Nagato : ...listen. |
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Yuki Nagato : Suzumiya Haruhi and I are not ordinary humans. |
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Kyon : I kind of knew that already. |
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Yuki Nagato : That isn't what I mean. |
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Yuki Nagato : I am not referring to the absence of universally accepted personality traits... |
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Yuki Nagato : I mean what I said. |
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Yuki Nagato : She and I are different from the vast majority of humans like yourself. |
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Yuki Nagato : An organic life contact-purpose humanoid interface... |
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Yuki Nagato : ...created by the Data Integration Thought Entity which supervises this galaxy. |
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Yuki Nagato : That would be me. |
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Kyon : Say what? |
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Yuki Nagato : In more common terminology... |
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Yuki Nagato : ...I would be classified as an alien. |
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Kyon : Alien? |
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