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	The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya - Episode 3

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Kyon : Alien...?	(0:00:02.98)
Yuki Nagato : My duty is to observe Suzumiya Haruhi...	(0:00:04.35)
Yuki Nagato : ...and report all obtained data to the Integration Thought Entity.	(0:00:07.40)
Yuki Nagato : That is the task I have performed...	(0:00:11.21)
Yuki Nagato : ...since I was born three years ago.	(0:00:13.06)
Yuki Nagato : During the past three years no uncertain elements appeared...	(0:00:15.25)
Yuki Nagato : The situation was extremely stable.	(0:00:17.98)
Yuki Nagato : However, recently...	(0:00:19.05)
Yuki Nagato : ...an irregular factor which cannot go unheeded has appeared near Suzumiya Haruhi.	(0:00:21.11)
Yuki Nagato : That would be...	(0:00:24.32)
Yuki Nagato : ...you.	(0:00:25.73)
Yuki Nagato : From the perspective of the Data Integration Thought Entity...	(0:01:57.93)
Yuki Nagato : ...the third planet of this solar system at the edge of the Milky Way held no significant merit.	(0:02:00.01)
Yuki Nagato : However, Earth, as it is called by its present inhabitant life forms...	(0:02:04.60)
Yuki Nagato : ...was home to the evolution of bipedal organic life forms...	(0:02:07.43)
Yuki Nagato : ...whom developed cognitive ability which could be considered intelligence...	(0:02:10.06)
Yuki Nagato : ...and consequently, this planet grew in significance.	(0:02:12.86)
Yuki Nagato : Perhaps they possessed the potential to break free of the cul-de-sac of autoevolution...	(0:02:14.57)
Yuki Nagato : ...into which they have fallen.	(0:02:18.90)
Yuki Nagato : The emergence of self-awareness among the universe's maldistributed organic life forms was a common phenomenon...	(0:02:21.62)
Yuki Nagato : ...however, terrestrial humans were the first instance of evolution to a higher order of intelligence.	(0:02:26.54)
Yuki Nagato : The Integration Thought Entity carefully continued thorough observation.	(0:02:30.75)
Yuki Nagato : And three years ago.	(0:02:34.75)
Yuki Nagato : We observed a data flare unlike any other witnessed on this planet.	(0:02:36.13)
Yuki Nagato : An explosion of data erupting from a region of a bow-shaped archipelago...	(0:02:40.30)
Yuki Nagato : ...instantly shrouded the planet...	(0:02:43.97)
Yuki Nagato : ...and diffused into outer space.	(0:02:46.01)
Yuki Nagato : At its center was...	(0:02:48.43)
Yuki Nagato : Over the past three years...	(0:02:50.81)
Yuki Nagato : ...a number of inquiries have been performed examining the existence known as Suzumiya Haruhi from all perspectives...	(0:02:51.94)
Yuki Nagato : However, her true identity remains unknown.	(0:02:55.73)
Yuki Nagato : Regardless, a sector of the Integration Thought Entity...	(0:02:58.94)
Yuki Nagato : ...believes that for humanity...	(0:03:01.57)
Yuki Nagato : ...and furthermore, us data life forms...	(0:03:02.95)
Yuki Nagato : ...Suzumiya Haruhi is the key to our autoevolution...	(0:03:05.45)
Yuki Nagato : ...and have thus commenced analysis accordingly.	(0:03:07.95)
Yuki Nagato : They, as data life forms...	(0:03:10.33)
Yuki Nagato : ...are unable to directly communicate with organic life forms.	(0:03:12.62)
Yuki Nagato : For they possess no language.	(0:03:15.63)
Yuki Nagato : Humans lack the means to transmit ideas without words.	(0:03:17.21)
Yuki Nagato : That is why human-purpose interfaces such as myself were created.	(0:03:21.13)
Yuki Nagato : The Data Integration Thought Entity is able to come in contact with humans through me.	(0:03:24.64)
Yuki Nagato : Suzumiya Haruhi holds hidden potential for autoevolution.	(0:03:31.94)
Yuki Nagato : It is likely that she possesses the ability to control data in her surrounding environment as she wishes.	(0:03:35.31)
Yuki Nagato : That is why I am here.	(0:03:40.90)
Yuki Nagato : Why you are here.	(0:03:43.11)
Kyon : Hold on.	(0:03:44.74)
Kyon : I'll be frank.	(0:03:45.87)
Kyon : I have no idea what you're talking about.	(0:03:46.74)
Yuki Nagato : Believe me.	(0:03:47.99)
Kyon : First of all, why me?	(0:03:49.41)
Kyon : Well...	(0:03:51.54)
Kyon : Let's just pretend that...	(0:03:52.37)
Kyon : ...I believe you about all that data whatever and so on...	(0:03:54.42)
Kyon : Then why are you revealing your identity to me?	(0:03:57.92)
Yuki Nagato : You have been chosen by Suzumiya Haruhi.	(0:04:00.21)
Yuki Nagato : Whether or not Suzumiya Haruhi is aware of it...	(0:04:02.67)
Yuki Nagato : ...her consciousness has an effect on the environment in the form of unconditional data.	(0:04:05.64)
Yuki Nagato : There must be a reason why you were chosen.	(0:04:09.39)
Kyon : There isn't.	(0:04:11.73)
Yuki Nagato : There is.	(0:04:12.89)
Yuki Nagato : You and Suzumiya Haruhi hold all potential within your grasp.	(0:04:13.52)
Kyon : Are you serious?	(0:04:16.90)
Yuki Nagato : Naturally.	(0:04:18.40)
Kyon : Here I was, marveling at how the tight-lipped wonder had finally opened her mouth...	(0:04:19.86)
Kyon : ...and out came this winding freakish spiel.	(0:04:23.82)
Kyon : I never would have imagined she was some crazy girl.	(0:04:26.45)
Kyon : Now look here.	(0:04:30.24)
Kyon : If you go tell Haruhi this story, she'll be overjoyed.	(0:04:31.45)
Kyon : Quite frankly, I don't understand any of this stuff.	(0:04:34.96)
Kyon : Sorry.	(0:04:38.34)
Yuki Nagato : A large sector of the Data Integration Thought Entity has recognized that...	(0:04:39.25)
Yuki Nagato : ...if Suzumiya Haruhi becomes aware of her own value and ability...	(0:04:42.21)
Yuki Nagato : ...there is the potential for indeterminable risks.	(0:04:46.18)
Yuki Nagato : We must observe the situation for now.	(0:04:49.81)
Kyon : Isn't it possible that...	(0:04:51.85)
Kyon : ...I'll tell Haruhi everything I just heard?	(0:04:53.48)
Yuki Nagato : She won't take the data you feed her seriously.	(0:04:55.69)
Kyon : You have a point.	(0:05:00.07)
Yuki Nagato : I am not the only interface placed on Earth by the Data Integration Thought Entity.	(0:05:00.48)
Yuki Nagato : A sector of the Data Integration Thought Entity overmind...	(0:05:05.53)
Yuki Nagato : ...intends on initiating proactive activity...	(0:05:08.16)
Yuki Nagato : ...and observing the resulting fluctuations in data.	(0:05:09.99)
Yuki Nagato : You are the key to Suzumiya Haruhi.	(0:05:12.70)
Yuki Nagato : When crisis approaches, you will be first.	(0:05:15.16)
Kyon : I can't take any more of this.	(0:05:19.63)
Kyon : Humanoid inter...	(0:05:25.92)
Kyon : ...whatcha-ma-call-it...	(0:05:28.76)
Kyon : An alien?	(0:05:30.05)
Kyon : She must have picked up those bizarre delusions from reading SF novels all alone in her apartment for so long.	(0:05:32.64)
Kyon : I'm sure she locks herself up in her shell...	(0:05:37.39)
Kyon : ...never talking to anyone in her class.	(0:05:39.31)
Kyon : Both her and Haruhi...	(0:05:42.77)
Kyon : ...ought to just enjoy their school life in a normal fashion.	(0:05:44.28)
Haruhi Suzumiya : It's come!	(0:05:48.11)
Haruhi Suzumiya : The long-awaited transfer student!	(0:05:49.20)
Haruhi Suzumiya : Don't you think it's amazing!?	(0:05:50.74)
Haruhi Suzumiya : It's a mysterious transfer student!	(0:05:51.87)
Haruhi Suzumiya : No doubt about it!	(0:05:53.33)
Kyon : You can tell without even seeing the student?	(0:05:54.49)
Haruhi Suzumiya : Didn't I already tell you?	(0:05:57.25)
Haruhi Suzumiya : Survey says that a student who transfers in halfway through the year...	(0:05:58.83)
Haruhi Suzumiya : ...is practically guaranteed to be a mysterious transfer student!	(0:06:01.71)
Kyon : Just when who and how was that statistic derived?	(0:06:04.67)
Kyon : If mysterious transfer students can be guaranteed...	(0:06:07.80)
Kyon : ...most of Japan would be...	(0:06:10.89)
Haruhi Suzumiya : I'm gonna take a look!	(0:06:12.64)
Kyon : ...and of course, she's not listening.	(0:06:13.89)
Kyon : When I went to the clubroom after school...	(0:06:16.31)
Kyon : ...I found that Asahina-san had gallantly recovered in one day.	(0:06:18.10)
Kyon : I'm amazed you were willing to come back to the clubroom.	(0:06:21.90)
Mikuru Asahina : I was a bit hesitant...	(0:06:26.07)
Mikuru Asahina : ...but I suppose that I'm still concerned.	(0:06:27.74)
Kyon : I get the feeling I heard her say something similar before.	(0:06:29.74)
Kyon : What are you concerned about?	(0:06:32.49)
Mikuru Asahina : It's nothing.	(0:06:35.66)
Kyon : Want to take my place, Nagato?	(0:06:41.29)
Kyon : Nagato, have you ever played Othello?	(0:06:45.05)
Haruhi Suzumiya : Hey! Sorry for the wait!	(0:06:57.02)
Haruhi Suzumiya : The immediately useful transfer student who joined class 1-9 today!	(0:06:58.77)
Haruhi Suzumiya : His name is...	(0:07:02.44)
Itsuki Koizumi : Koizumi Itsuki.	(0:07:03.31)
Itsuki Koizumi : It's a pleasure to meet you.	(0:07:04.65)
Haruhi Suzumiya : This is the SOS Brigade!	(0:07:05.86)
Haruhi Suzumiya : I'm the brigade chief, Suzumiya Haruhi.	(0:07:07.48)
Haruhi Suzumiya : Those three are members #1, #2, and #3.	(0:07:09.78)
Haruhi Suzumiya : And incidentally, you're the fourth one.	(0:07:12.86)
Haruhi Suzumiya : Everyone get along now!	(0:07:14.91)
Itsuki Koizumi : I have no problem with joining, but...	(0:07:18.41)
Itsuki Koizumi : ...what does this club do?	(0:07:20.58)
Haruhi Suzumiya : I'll tell you just what activities the SOS Brigade engages in.	(0:07:24.38)
Haruhi Suzumiya : That would be!	(0:07:27.55)
Haruhi Suzumiya : Find aliens, time travelers, and espers....	(0:07:32.34)
Haruhi Suzumiya : ...and have fun with them!	(0:07:35.51)
Kyon : I could feel the entire world grinding to a halt.	(0:07:39.06)
Kyon : Just kidding!	(0:07:42.27)
Kyon : Although I was reminded of Haruhi's proclamation at the beginning of the year.	(0:07:43.81)
Itsuki Koizumi : I see.	(0:07:48.53)
Itsuki Koizumi : Just as one would expect from Suzumiya-san.	(0:07:52.03)
Kyon : What did he just see?	(0:07:54.16)
Itsuki Koizumi : Very well.	(0:07:55.91)
Itsuki Koizumi : I shall join.	(0:07:56.74)
Itsuki Koizumi : I hope to have a pleasant experience with everyone.	(0:07:57.58)
Kyon : Hello? You're going to accept that explanation?	(0:07:59.29)
Kyon : Were you even listening?	(0:08:01.50)
Itsuki Koizumi : I'm Koizumi.	(0:08:03.50)
Itsuki Koizumi : As I just transferred here, I'm sure I have much to learn from you...	(0:08:04.75)
Itsuki Koizumi : ...so feel free to teach me the ropes.	(0:08:07.75)
Kyon : I'm...	(0:08:09.96)
Haruhi Suzumiya : That's Kyon!	(0:08:10.38)
Haruhi Suzumiya : The cute one over there is Mikuru-chan...	(0:08:11.47)
Haruhi Suzumiya : ...and the glasses girl over here is Yuki.	(0:08:13.43)
Itsuki Koizumi : Are you okay?	(0:08:19.81)
Haruhi Suzumiya : Great, now we have five members!	(0:08:20.97)
Haruhi Suzumiya : We're finally a full-fledged club!	(0:08:23.23)
Mikuru Asahina : I'm okay.	(0:08:26.31)
Haruhi Suzumiya : It's finally time for the SOS Brigade to unveil itself to the world!	(0:08:29.82)
Haruhi Suzumiya : Everyone, let's join together as one and give it our all!	(0:08:33.24)
Kyon : What do you mean by unveil?	(0:08:36.41)
Kyon : Speaking of which, Nagato...	(0:08:37.95)
Kyon : ...are you really okay with being included as a member?	(0:08:38.99)
Kyon : Rolling along to after school the next day!	(0:08:42.62)
Kyon : C'mon!	(0:08:44.79)
Haruhi Suzumiya : Hurry up and take it off!	(0:08:45.92)
Kyon : Sorry!	(0:08:55.30)
Haruhi Suzumiya : When it comes to turn-ons, you can't forget about maids.	(0:08:56.09)
Haruhi Suzumiya : Every school life story has one.	(0:08:58.85)
Kyon : Exactly what kind of school life stories do you read...	(0:09:01.64)
Haruhi Suzumiya : Now then...	(0:09:03.35)
Haruhi Suzumiya : Let's take a picture to remember this by.	(0:09:04.64)
Mikuru Asahina : No!	(0:09:05.94)
Mikuru Asahina : Don't take a picture!	(0:09:07.40)
Haruhi Suzumiya : Tilt the chin a bit.	(0:09:08.77)
Haruhi Suzumiya : Clutch the apron.	(0:09:09.73)
Haruhi Suzumiya : Come on. Bigger smile!	(0:09:11.32)
Haruhi Suzumiya : Kyon.	(0:09:13.19)
Haruhi Suzumiya : Take over as cameraman.	(0:09:13.94)
Haruhi Suzumiya : Mikuru-chan.	(0:09:15.74)
Haruhi Suzumiya : Let's make you a little sexier.	(0:09:16.91)
Mikuru Asahina : No! Wha-What are you...	(0:09:19.41)
Haruhi Suzumiya : It's fine! It's fine!	(0:09:19.66)
Kyon : How is this fine?	(0:09:22.74)
Kyon : Well.	(0:09:24.75)
Kyon : I shouldn't be talking when I'm the one pressing the shutter.	(0:09:25.58)
Mikuru Asahina : No!	(0:09:26.16)
Haruhi Suzumiya : Yuki.	(0:09:28.33)
Haruhi Suzumiya : Lend me your glasses.	(0:09:29.08)
Mikuru Asahina : No!	(0:09:31.34)
Kyon : And glasses on.	(0:09:32.05)
Kyon : But what are these pictures going to be used for?	(0:09:33.92)
Haruhi Suzumiya : Perfect!	(0:09:37.09)
Haruhi Suzumiya : A lolita with shapely breasts in a maid outfit wearing glasses!	(0:09:38.13)
Haruhi Suzumiya : It's magnificent!	(0:09:41.05)
Mikuru Asahina : No!	(0:09:42.18)
Haruhi Suzumiya : Mikuru-chan.	(0:09:43.47)
Haruhi Suzumiya : From now on wear these clothes when in the clubroom.	(0:09:44.39)
Mikuru Asahina : You can't be serious...	(0:09:47.85)
Itsuki Koizumi : What is this?	(0:09:49.60)
Haruhi Suzumiya : Great timing.	(0:09:51.48)
Haruhi Suzumiya : Let's all have fun with Mikuru-chan!	(0:09:52.82)
Kyon : Cut it out already!	(0:09:53.94)
Itsuki Koizumi : I'll pass.	(0:09:56.03)
Itsuki Koizumi : I'm scared of what will happen afterwards.	(0:09:57.57)
Itsuki Koizumi : Don't mind me.	(0:09:59.24)
Itsuki Koizumi : Please continue.	(0:10:00.41)
Kyon : More like come help stop her!	(0:10:01.58)
Kyon : That's enough, isn't it?	(0:10:03.49)
Kyon : Any more of this and you'll be stepping on laws.	(0:10:04.79)
Haruhi Suzumiya : What laws!?	(0:10:07.33)
Haruhi Suzumiya : Oh, well.	(0:10:09.42)
Haruhi Suzumiya : We already took a bunch of pictures.	(0:10:10.54)
Haruhi Suzumiya : Now!	(0:10:14.13)
Haruhi Suzumiya : Let's commence the first SOS Brigade meeting!	(0:10:14.84)
Haruhi Suzumiya : We've done a lot to make it this far.	(0:10:19.63)
Haruhi Suzumiya : We passed out flyers...	(0:10:22.80)
Haruhi Suzumiya : ...and we even made a homepage.	(0:10:24.22)
Haruhi Suzumiya : The celebrity of the SOS Brigade in this school has skyrocketed.	(0:10:26.02)
Haruhi Suzumiya : The first stage can be considered a huge success!	(0:10:30.56)
Kyon : How can you call emotionally scarring Asahina-san a huge success?	(0:10:31.02)
Haruhi Suzumiya : However...	(0:10:35.32)
Haruhi Suzumiya : ...not a single tale of mysterious happenings has reached our brigade's e-mail inbox...	(0:10:36.99)
Haruhi Suzumiya : ...and not a single student has come in for consultation regarding bizarre troubles.	(0:10:42.74)
Kyon : That's because nobody has a clue as to what this club does yet.	(0:10:45.37)
Kyon : We didn't even find out until yesterday.	(0:10:49.21)
Haruhi Suzumiya : Someone once said...	(0:10:51.00)
Haruhi Suzumiya : "Good things come to those who wait."	(0:10:52.67)
Haruhi Suzumiya : However, we live in the modern world now!	(0:10:54.59)
Haruhi Suzumiya : You have to find the good for yourself...	(0:10:57.13)
Haruhi Suzumiya : ...even if you have to dig through the ground!	(0:10:58.80)
Haruhi Suzumiya : That's why we're going to go search!	(0:11:00.88)
Kyon : For what?	(0:11:02.72)
Haruhi Suzumiya : The mysteries of this world!	(0:11:03.51)
Kyon : And so, seeking mysterious phenomena...	(0:11:05.72)
Kyon : ...we begin our tour de city-wide search.	(0:11:08.39)
Kyon : "Next Saturday."	(0:11:10.73)
Kyon : "Meet at 9 AM in front of Kitaguchi station."	(0:11:11.77)
Kyon : "If you don't show, heads will roll."	(0:11:13.69)
Kyon : Heads roll, huh.	(0:11:15.02)
Kyon : I really don't want to waste my day off.	(0:11:18.03)
Haruhi Suzumiya : Late!	(0:11:21.86)
Haruhi Suzumiya : Penalty!	(0:11:22.91)
Kyon : This was Haruhi's plan.	(0:11:24.82)
Kyon : Split into two groups and search the city...	(0:11:26.91)
Kyon : If one group finds any mysterious phenomena, contact the other group through cell phone.	(0:11:29.00)
Kyon : That is all.	(0:11:32.33)
Haruhi Suzumiya : So these are the groups...	(0:11:35.21)
Kyon : Today might be my lucky day.	(0:11:36.84)
Kyon : If I get to go on a date with Asahina-san...	(0:11:39.71)
Kyon : ...treating everyone here is but a small price to pay.	(0:11:41.88)
Haruhi Suzumiya : Kyon.	(0:11:45.47)
Haruhi Suzumiya : Got it?	(0:11:46.35)
Haruhi Suzumiya : This isn't a date!	(0:11:47.60)
Haruhi Suzumiya : Be serious about it!	(0:11:49.02)
Haruhi Suzumiya : Understood?	(0:11:50.18)
Kyon : I know.	(0:11:51.02)
Haruhi Suzumiya : This seriously isn't a date!	(0:11:53.94)
Haruhi Suzumiya : If you go off to play somewhere, I'll strangle you!	(0:11:55.40)
Kyon : And with those words...	(0:11:57.73)
Kyon : ...the Haruhi team went off to search the east side of the station.	(0:11:59.57)
Kyon : Asahina-san and I were supposed to search the west side, but...	(0:12:03.03)
Mikuru Asahina : What do we do?	(0:12:06.74)
Kyon : Right?	(0:12:08.49)
Mikuru Asahina : This is the first time I've ever walked around like this.	(0:12:13.00)
Kyon : Like this...?	(0:12:16.58)
Mikuru Asahina : All alone with a boy...	(0:12:18.46)
Kyon : That's very unexpected.	(0:12:23.26)
Kyon : You've never gone out with someone before?	(0:12:25.55)
Mikuru Asahina : I haven't.	(0:12:28.18)
Kyon : But you probably have guys asking you out all the time.	(0:12:29.89)
Mikuru Asahina : But I can't.	(0:12:35.23)
Mikuru Asahina : I'm not allowed to get involved with anyone.	(0:12:37.02)
Mikuru Asahina : At least, in this...	(0:12:39.86)
Mikuru Asahina : Kyon-kun.	(0:12:46.07)
Mikuru Asahina : I have something to tell you!	(0:12:47.20)
Kyon : After some stumbling over her words...	(0:12:50.20)
Kyon : ...Asahina-san eventually caught herself and said this.	(0:12:53.16)
Mikuru Asahina : You might not believe me, but...	(0:12:56.79)
Mikuru Asahina : I do not belong in this epoch.	(0:12:59.96)
Mikuru Asahina : I come from further into the future.	(0:13:02.92)
Mikuru Asahina : I can't tell you exactly when and which time plane I come from.	(0:13:05.68)
Mikuru Asahina : The information about the future that can be revealed to people in the past is severely restricted.	(0:13:09.72)
Mikuru Asahina : Time cannot be viewed as something that flows continuously...	(0:13:11.81)
Mikuru Asahina : ...rather time is an accumulation of punctuated planes.	(0:13:16.35)
Mikuru Asahina : Yes. Picture it as animation.	(0:13:17.31)
Mikuru Asahina : It looks like it's actually moving...	(0:13:20.06)
Mikuru Asahina : ...but it's actually composed of a sequence of still frames.	(0:13:22.48)
Mikuru Asahina : Breaks exist between one time and another time.	(0:13:23.07)
Mikuru Asahina : Though their rate of occurrence is close to zero.	(0:13:25.99)
Mikuru Asahina : That is why time has no continuity.	(0:13:28.62)
Mikuru Asahina : Time travel means moving in a three-dimensional direction across the accumulated time planes.	(0:13:29.20)
Mikuru Asahina : Being from the future...	(0:13:34.00)
Mikuru Asahina : ...my presence on this time plane is similar to that of an extra picture added into a flip book.	(0:13:35.62)
Kyon : Now what?	(0:13:41.54)
Mikuru Asahina : Three years ago...	(0:13:43.42)
Mikuru Asahina : ...a large timequake was detected.	(0:13:44.76)
Mikuru Asahina : Three years ago if you count from the current time.	(0:13:48.47)
Mikuru Asahina : After arriving in the past to investigate the matter, we were shocked.	(0:13:51.43)
Mikuru Asahina : No matter what we tried, we were unable to go any further back in time.	(0:13:54.97)
Mikuru Asahina : The conclusion was that a large time fault had appeared between time planes.	(0:13:59.48)
Mikuru Asahina : We only learned the possible reason recently.	(0:14:04.57)
Mikuru Asahina : Recently for the future I come from.	(0:14:07.86)
Kyon : And the reason is...	(0:14:10.91)
Mikuru Asahina : Suzumiya-san.	(0:14:12.33)
Kyon : Not again...	(0:14:13.49)
Mikuru Asahina : We found her in the center of the time warp.	(0:14:14.87)
Mikuru Asahina : The rest is classified information so I'm unable to explain any further...	(0:14:17.71)
Mikuru Asahina : ...but we can be certain that Suzumiya-san was the one who sealed the path to the past.	(0:14:21.54)
Kyon : I really don't think Haruhi is capable of something like that...	(0:14:25.55)
Mikuru Asahina : We also find it a mystery.	(0:14:29.47)
Mikuru Asahina : Suzumiya-san is unaware that she was the origin of a timequake.	(0:14:31.26)
Mikuru Asahina : I was sent to observe if any new time variations will appear near Suzumiya-san.	(0:14:35.72)
Mikuru Asahina : Um...	(0:14:42.27)
Mikuru Asahina : It's like surveillance.	(0:14:43.15)
Mikuru Asahina : You probably don't believe any of this.	(0:14:45.82)
Kyon : Not exactly...	(0:14:48.86)
Kyon : But why are you telling me this?	(0:14:49.61)
Mikuru Asahina : You are the person chosen by Suzumiya-san.	(0:14:52.03)
Mikuru Asahina : The details are classified so I can't explain.	(0:14:54.99)
Mikuru Asahina : But...	(0:14:57.50)
Mikuru Asahina : ...you are probably an important person to Suzumiya-san.	(0:14:58.71)
Mikuru Asahina : Every action she performs has a reason behind it.	(0:15:01.50)
Kyon : Then what about Nagato and Koizumi?	(0:15:04.50)
Mikuru Asahina : Those people are extremely similar to me.	(0:15:06.46)
Mikuru Asahina : I never would have expected Suzumiya-san to assemble us in such a precise fashion.	(0:15:10.09)
Kyon : Do you know what they are, Asahina-san?	(0:15:15.26)
Mikuru Asahina : That's classified information.	(0:15:18.52)
Kyon : What's going to happen to Haruhi now?	(0:15:20.52)
Mikuru Asahina : Classified information.	(0:15:22.90)
Kyon : If you're from the future....	(0:15:24.52)
Kyon : ...you should know what's going to happen...	(0:15:25.90)
Mikuru Asahina : Classified information.	(0:15:27.61)
Kyon : And wait...	(0:15:29.49)
Kyon : What will happen if I tell Haruhi everything?	(0:15:30.70)
Mikuru Asahina : Classified information.	(0:15:32.95)
Mikuru Asahina : I'm sorry!	(0:15:36.70)
Mikuru Asahina : I don't have enough authority right now.	(0:15:37.74)
Mikuru Asahina : It's okay if you don't believe me.	(0:15:40.20)
Mikuru Asahina : I just wanted to let you know.	(0:15:41.92)
Kyon : I heard something similar a few days ago.	(0:15:45.75)
Mikuru Asahina : I'm sorry about suddenly telling you all this.	(0:15:49.67)
Kyon : I don't really mind...	(0:15:52.51)
Kyon : First an alien... Now a time traveler shows up.	(0:15:54.80)
Kyon : What's going on here?	(0:15:58.18)
Kyon : If someone out there can hear all this and be like, "Okay, sure." and believe it all, let me know.	(0:15:59.64)
Kyon : We can trade places.	(0:16:04.35)
Kyon : Asahina-san.	(0:16:06.31)
Mikuru Asahina : Yes?	(0:16:07.48)
Kyon : Can we put this all on hold?	(0:16:08.23)
Kyon : Just set the matter of whether or not I believe you aside and put this on hold.	(0:16:10.03)
Mikuru Asahina : Yes!	(0:16:14.70)
Kyon : But may I ask one thing?	(0:16:15.57)
Mikuru Asahina : What is it?	(0:16:18.08)
Kyon : Please tell me your real age.	(0:16:19.49)
Mikuru Asahina : That's classified information.	(0:16:23.62)
Kyon : After that, a call suddenly came from Haruhi...	(0:16:25.67)
Kyon : ...and we were set to reassemble at noon.	(0:16:29.42)
Haruhi Suzumiya : Results?	(0:16:31.55)
Kyon : None.	(0:16:32.80)
Haruhi Suzumiya : Were you even looking?	(0:16:33.59)
Haruhi Suzumiya : Are you sure you weren't just wandering around, Mikuru-chan?	(0:16:35.05)
Kyon : Did you guys even find anything?	(0:16:38.68)
Kyon : As we ate lunch, Haruhi told us to split in two again.	(0:16:41.68)
Itsuki Koizumi : I drew unmarked again.	(0:16:46.81)
Haruhi Suzumiya : Meet in front of the station at four.	(0:16:53.82)
Haruhi Suzumiya : You better find something this time!	(0:16:56.03)
Kyon : And with that said...	(0:16:59.45)
Kyon : This time, we split up searching north and south.	(0:17:00.91)
Kyon : We're responsible for the south side.	(0:17:03.16)
Kyon : About what you said the other day.	(0:17:05.87)
Yuki Nagato : What?	(0:17:07.71)
Kyon : I've started to feel a little like I can believe you.	(0:17:08.58)
Yuki Nagato : I see.	(0:17:12.67)
Kyon : If you need to kill time with Nagato in tow...	(0:17:14.30)
Kyon : ...this is the only place I can think of.	(0:17:16.51)
Kyon : Oh, boy...	(0:17:21.31)
Haruhi Suzumiya : Do you realize what time it is now, you moron!?	(0:17:31.48)
Kyon : Sorry.	(0:17:34.15)
Kyon : I just woke up.	(0:17:34.69)
Haruhi Suzumiya : You lazy dumbass!	(0:17:36.70)
Kyon : We were supposed to meet up at four?	(0:17:39.49)
Haruhi Suzumiya : Get your ass back here!	(0:17:40.91)
Haruhi Suzumiya : Within thirty seconds!	(0:17:42.45)
Kyon : This was when the struggle began.	(0:17:44.37)
Kyon : In order to move Nagato, who when reading, is apparently rooted to the floor...	(0:17:46.16)
Kyon : ...I had to get her a library card so she could borrow the book.	(0:17:49.63)
Kyon : Ignoring the flood of calls from Haruhi during that time.	(0:17:52.00)
Haruhi Suzumiya : Late!	(0:17:55.30)
Haruhi Suzumiya : Penalty!	(0:17:56.05)
Kyon : In the end, after yielding no results nor satisfaction...	(0:17:57.68)
Kyon : ...and wasting time and money like some kind of a joke...	(0:17:59.97)
Kyon : ...today's outdoor activity came to a close.	(0:18:02.35)
Kyon : Just as we were splitting up, Asahina-san...	(0:18:04.89)
Mikuru Asahina : Thank you for listening to what I had to say today.	(0:18:07.44)
Kyon : ...she whispered into my ear, which wasn't a bad feeling at all.	(0:18:09.94)
Haruhi Suzumiya : What exactly were you doing today?	(0:18:13.61)
Kyon : What about you?	(0:18:16.03)
Kyon : Did you discover something interesting?	(0:18:18.32)
Kyon : Well, they're not careless enough to let you...	(0:18:21.99)
Kyon : ...find them in one day.	(0:18:25.04)
Haruhi Suzumiya : Day after tomorrow, we'll have a review over today's behavior.	(0:18:27.58)
Kyon : And with that, she left.	(0:18:31.38)
Kyon : This has to be a dream.	(0:18:37.84)
Kyon : A new week begins.	(0:18:40.51)
Kyon : We've reached the point where the humidity of the rainy season...	(0:18:41.80)
Kyon : ...leaves us sweating early in the morning...	(0:18:43.76)
Kyon : Oddly enough, Haruhi didn't show up until right before the bell rang.	(0:18:45.22)
Haruhi Suzumiya : Fan me too.	(0:18:48.14)
Kyon : Fan yourself.	(0:18:49.85)
Kyon : Look here, Suzumiya.	(0:18:51.90)
Kyon : Have you ever heard the story "The Bluebird of Happiness" before?	(0:18:53.31)
Haruhi Suzumiya : What about it?	(0:18:55.65)
Kyon : No. Nothing really.	(0:18:57.57)
Haruhi Suzumiya : Then don't open your mouth.	(0:19:00.11)
Kyon : After spending the day...	(0:19:02.20)
Kyon : ...being showered from behind by Haruhi's depressing aura of displeasure...	(0:19:03.91)
Kyon : ...like a field mouse sensing an impending bushfire...	(0:19:07.41)
Kyon : ...I scurried to the safety of the clubroom.	(0:19:10.04)
Kyon : Besides, there was someone I wanted to talk to.	(0:19:12.71)
Kyon : Koizumi.	(0:19:14.88)
Kyon : Don't you also have something to tell me concerning Suzumiya?	(0:19:15.96)
Itsuki Koizumi : The "also" would imply that...	(0:19:22.14)
Itsuki Koizumi : ...the other two ladies have already approached you.	(0:19:24.14)
Itsuki Koizumi : How much do you know?	(0:19:27.89)
Kyon : The fact that Suzumiya isn't an ordinary person, I guess.	(0:19:29.56)
Itsuki Koizumi : That makes things quite simple.	(0:19:32.69)
Itsuki Koizumi : That is exactly the case.	(0:19:34.73)
Kyon : Why don't you start by telling me your true identity?	(0:19:36.57)
Itsuki Koizumi : As you may have suspected, I am an esper.	(0:19:39.03)
Itsuki Koizumi : You can think of me as such.	(0:19:41.90)
Itsuki Koizumi : I wasn't intending on a sudden transfer to this school...	(0:19:45.28)
Itsuki Koizumi : ...but the situation had changed.	(0:19:48.95)
Itsuki Koizumi : Surely...	(0:19:50.71)
Itsuki Koizumi : I couldn't have anticipated that the two of them would join forces with Suzumiya Haruhi so readily.	(0:19:51.50)
Itsuki Koizumi : I'm sure we'll have another opportunity to delve into the details.	(0:19:56.54)
Itsuki Koizumi : Seeing is believing.	(0:20:00.09)
Itsuki Koizumi : I also have something I would like to show you.	(0:20:02.05)
Itsuki Koizumi : For now, I'll just give you a summary.	(0:20:04.51)
Itsuki Koizumi : The "Agency" I belong to includes a number of other espers.	(0:20:07.26)
Itsuki Koizumi : Actually, there are a number of agents planted in this school.	(0:20:11.02)
Itsuki Koizumi : And ever since our creation three years ago...	(0:20:14.81)
Itsuki Koizumi : ...we have been observing Suzumiya-san.	(0:20:17.65)
Itsuki Koizumi : Everything began three years ago.	(0:20:19.73)
Itsuki Koizumi : Something happened then.	(0:20:21.90)
Itsuki Koizumi : That was when I discovered within me what could only be described as ESP.	(0:20:23.86)
Kyon : What does Haruhi have to do with what happened three years ago?	(0:20:28.12)
Itsuki Koizumi : Perhaps this world is but a dream a certain being is seeing...	(0:20:31.16)
Itsuki Koizumi : That is what the higher-ups in the "Agency'' believe.	(0:20:35.71)
Itsuki Koizumi : And because it is just a dream...	(0:20:38.50)
Itsuki Koizumi : ...creating and altering this world we call reality is but child's play for that being.	(0:20:41.17)
Itsuki Koizumi : And we know the name of the being who is capable of such acts.	(0:20:47.22)
Kyon : You mean Haruhi?	(0:20:50.10)
Itsuki Koizumi : Humans have defined such a being...	(0:20:51.56)
Itsuki Koizumi : ...as God.	(0:20:54.06)
Kyon : You've even got people calling you God now, Haruhi.	(0:20:55.73)
Itsuki Koizumi : Look at it this way.	(0:20:59.32)
Itsuki Koizumi : Could espers such as ourselves...	(0:21:01.07)
Itsuki Koizumi : ...and characters such as Mikuru Asahina and Yuki Nagato...	(0:21:03.07)
Itsuki Koizumi : ...so coincidentally appear at the same time?	(0:21:06.20)
Itsuki Koizumi : This happened because Suzumiya-san wished for it.	(0:21:10.66)
Itsuki Koizumi : And it probably happened three years ago.	(0:21:13.87)
Kyon : So you're saying that Haruhi remade the world three years ago?	(0:21:15.58)
Itsuki Koizumi : Rather than remade...	(0:21:19.25)
Itsuki Koizumi : ...perhaps we should say that the world began three years ago.	(0:21:21.17)
Itsuki Koizumi : Well, this is but our theory.	(0:21:25.01)
Kyon : Whatever.	(0:21:28.76)
Kyon : So. What do you people intend to do with Haruhi?	(0:21:29.97)
Itsuki Koizumi : If this world loses the favor of God...	(0:21:32.85)
Itsuki Koizumi : ...it could simply be destroyed and recreated at whim.	(0:21:35.23)
Itsuki Koizumi : I happen to feel some attachment to this world.	(0:21:39.36)
Kyon : Why don't you just ask Haruhi?	(0:21:42.82)
Itsuki Koizumi : There are those within the "Agency" who indeed advocate such a measure.	(0:21:45.57)
Itsuki Koizumi : As well as diehards who seek to further stimulate her.	(0:21:49.20)
Itsuki Koizumi : However, the majority is of the opinion that we should not interfere.	(0:21:52.37)
Itsuki Koizumi : She has yet to realize her true potential.	(0:21:57.67)
Itsuki Koizumi : In that case we are of the idea that...	(0:22:01.29)
Itsuki Koizumi : ...she would be better off not knowing and living out her life in peace.	(0:22:03.46)
Kyon : Let sleeping gods lie, huh...	(0:22:07.51)
Itsuki Koizumi : Precisely.	(0:22:10.30)
Kyon : Are you sure you guys aren't the ones dreaming?	(0:22:11.85)
Itsuki Koizumi : That is, of course, a possibility.	(0:22:15.98)
Itsuki Koizumi : However...	(0:22:17.89)
Itsuki Koizumi : ...right now, we are simply operating under the assumption of a worst case scenario.	(0:22:18.64)
Kyon : Here's a test then.	(0:22:23.44)
Kyon : You said you were an esper, right?	(0:22:25.11)
Kyon : Show me your power.	(0:22:26.90)
Kyon : Then I'll believe you.	(0:22:29.20)
Kyon : For example...	(0:22:31.57)
Kyon : ...reheat this cup of coffee.	(0:22:32.53)
Itsuki Koizumi : My power cannot be so easily apprehended.	(0:22:34.95)
Itsuki Koizumi : Also, I usually hold no power at all.	(0:22:38.46)
Itsuki Koizumi : A number of conditions must be met...	(0:22:41.83)
Itsuki Koizumi : ...before I can use my power.	(0:22:43.63)
Itsuki Koizumi : As I said at the beginning...	(0:22:46.05)
Itsuki Koizumi : ...I'm sure there will eventually be an opportunity to show you.	(0:22:47.67)
Itsuki Koizumi : Sorry to drag on so long.	(0:22:50.51)
Itsuki Koizumi : I'll excuse myself for today.	(0:22:52.72)
Itsuki Koizumi : That's right!	(0:22:58.18)
Itsuki Koizumi : The biggest mystery would be you.	(0:22:59.56)
Itsuki Koizumi : Although it's bad form, I investigated a number of things concerning you...	(0:23:01.65)
Itsuki Koizumi : ..and I can assure you.	(0:23:05.73)
Itsuki Koizumi : You are an ordinary human.	(0:23:07.19)
Kyon : Excuse me!	(0:23:15.12)
Kyon : You don't have to obediently follow Haruhi's orders.	(0:23:20.71)
Kyon : That day...	(0:23:30.38)
Kyon : ...Haruhi never showed up.	(0:23:31.84)