 Puniru : Once upon a time, there was
a little boy named Kotaro. |
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 Kotaro Kawaii : Ow... |
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Puniru : Kotaro made a slime, and it came to life. |
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Kotaro Kawaii : What?! |
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Puniru : Ta-da! Look how cute I am! |
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Kotaro Kawaii : S-So cute! |
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Puniru : That's right! |
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Puniru : I'm a real cute slime! |
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Kotaro Kawaii : I'm Kotaro. |
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Kotaro Kawaii : What's your name? |
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Puniru : My name? |
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Puniru : Um... |
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Kotaro Kawaii : I'll give you a name! |
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Kotaro Kawaii : Lemme think... |
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Kotaro Kawaii : Sli... Puru... |
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Kotaro Kawaii : How's Puniru sound? |
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Puniru : Puniru... |
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Puniru : A perfect, cute name for me! |
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Puniru : And so, after becoming friends, |
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Puniru : the two of them lived together happily... |
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Puniru : happily... |
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Puniru : happily ever after, yep! |
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Kotaro Kawaii : Hey, Puniru! |
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Puniru : Keep it down, Kotaro. |
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Kotaro Kawaii : I told you to stop sleeping in my bed! |
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Puniru : Why's that? |
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Puniru : You used to be fine with it. |
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Kotaro Kawaii : Well... |
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Kotaro Kawaii : I-I mean, you look like... |
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Kotaro Kawaii : Or, well, your body is... |
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Kotaro Kawaii : You dummy! |
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Puniru : My body? |
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Puniru : What's wrong with my slime body? |
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Kotaro Kawaii : Agh! My bed! |
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Kotaro Kawaii : Get off! |
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Kotaro Kawaii : So sticky! |
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Puniru : This shouldn't come as a surprise by now. |
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Kotaro Kawaii : I'm late! |
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Kotaro Kawaii : My hands are still sticky, thanks to Puniru. |
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Kotaro Kawaii : My name is Kotaro Kawaii. |
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Kotaro Kawaii : I'm your average middle schooler. |
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Kotaro Kawaii : And yet, Puniru has made
every day of my life a disaster. |
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 Mami Kirara : Kawaii-kun. |
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Kotaro Kawaii : Kirara-senpai! |
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Kotaro Kawaii : This is Mami Kirara, a third-year. |
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Kotaro Kawaii : She's nice to everyone,
and practically a saint! |
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Mami Kirara : The school counselor wants to see you. |
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Kotaro Kawaii : Got it! |
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Kotaro Kawaii : See you later. |
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Kotaro Kawaii : Every boy in school dreams of her,
and I secretly have a crush as well. |
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Puniru : Kotaro... |
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Kotaro Kawaii : Puniru! |
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Kotaro Kawaii : What are you doing in there?! |
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Puniru : I'm so cute, no matter where I pop out! |
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Kotaro Kawaii : Why'd you follow me to school?! |
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Puniru : What, am I not welcome here?! |
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Puniru : After my cute self came out here
to bring you this from home, too. |
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Puniru : Now's your chance to thank me! |
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Kotaro Kawaii : A-Ah... |
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Kotaro Kawaii : This is what the counselor wanted, huh? |
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Kotaro Kawaii : I don't have any dreams for when I grow up, |
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Kotaro Kawaii : so I left everything blank. |
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Puniru : Who was that cutie you were talking to? |
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Kotaro Kawaii : None of your business. |
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Kotaro Kawaii : Leave already! |
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Puniru : Kotaro, you meanie! |
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Puniru : Keeping her a secret from me?! |
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Kotaro Kawaii : The heck is this?! |
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Puniru : I filled it in for you! |
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Puniru : Pu! |
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Kotaro Kawaii : What in the world is ＂Puniruland＂?! |
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Puniru : My dream is to open Puniruland! |
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Puniru : I'll become the biggest name in ＂kawaii,＂ |
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Puniru : so people from all over the world
will call me kawaii!! |
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Puniru : Shake hands with kawaii
Puniru at Puniruland! |
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Puniru : Oh, yes! |
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Kotaro Kawaii : That's no handshake! |
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Puniru : Visitors to Puniruland will be
overwhelmed by my cuteness, |
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Puniru : leading to global sales of all
sorts of kawaii products of me, |
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Puniru : until my kawaii self takes over the world! |
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Puniru : Well, once that happens,
you'll be left all alone. |
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Kotaro Kawaii : Fine by me! |
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Puniru : If you beg on your knees,
I'll keep you on to carry my bags. |
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Kotaro Kawaii : Not a chance, even if you beg me! |
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Puniru : What?! |
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Puniru : Kotaro, you dumb-dumb brat! |
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Kotaro Kawaii : Heck, you
should leave my
house! |
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Kotaro Kawaii : Stop mooching off me, you deadbeat slime! |
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Puniru : Punya! |
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Puniru : You're going to throw someone
this cute out on the streets?! |
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Kotaro Kawaii : I'm already in my second year
of middle school! |
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Kotaro Kawaii : I'm not a little kid who plays with slime! |
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Kotaro Kawaii : Ow... |
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Puniru : Punya... |
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Puniru : Kotaro! |
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Puniru : Hurry up and get off me! |
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Kotaro Kawaii : Believe me, I'd love to! |
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Kotaro Kawaii : I just finished washing myself off! |
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Kotaro Kawaii : Hey, get away from me, I swear! |
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Kotaro Kawaii : Ugh, this is bad! |
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Puniru : Sure thing. |
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Puniru : You want me to get up, right? |
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Kotaro Kawaii : No, don't get up now! |
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Kotaro Kawaii : If you do, I'll... |
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Kotaro Kawaii : I'll... |
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Kotaro Kawaii : I'll get sucked in! |
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Kotaro Kawaii : I get it now. |
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Kotaro Kawaii : My dream now... |
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Kotaro Kawaii : is to never see you again! |
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Puniru : What was that?! |
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Puniru : I don't intend on staying
with you forever, either! |
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Kotaro Kawaii : Then don't follow me to school! |
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Puniru : That's on you for forgetting your stuff. |
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Kotaro Kawaii : I never asked you to bring it! |
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Kotaro Kawaii : I wish you'd just leave me alone already! |
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Puniru : Sheesh, I swear! |
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Puniru : Kotaro, you selfish, fickle brat! |
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Kotaro Kawaii : Man, I'm so beat. |
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Kotaro Kawaii : So stupid. |
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Kotaro Kawaii : I've got bigger things to worry about here. |
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Puniru : There you are! |
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Puniru : Kotaro! That was so mean! |
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Puniru : I've been looking all over for you. |
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Kotaro Kawaii : No! She's not my girlfriend! |
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Puniru : Really, Kotaro? |
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Puniru : Too shy to show off someone so cute? |
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Kotaro Kawaii : Get your hands off me! |
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Puniru : Is that any way to treat me, Kotaro? |
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Puniru : Just look at how cute I am now! |
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Kotaro Kawaii : I said get off of me! |
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Kotaro Kawaii : Or I'll drown... |
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Kotaro Kawaii : That's why I told you to not to stick to me! |
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Puniru : Gosh! |
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Puniru : I shrank back down from
that cute figure thanks to you. |
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Kotaro Kawaii : You did that all by yourself! |
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Kotaro Kawaii : See, you guys?! |
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Kotaro Kawaii : This isn't my girlfriend,
or even a cute girl! |
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Kotaro Kawaii : She's just a slime, by the name of Puniru! |
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Kotaro Kawaii : Your tastes are real wack, man. |
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Kotaro Kawaii : You too, Puniru! |
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Kotaro Kawaii : Why are you dressing up all girly
when you're a slime? |
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Kotaro Kawaii : They got the wrong idea because of you! |
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Puniru : That's because no matter what I turn into, |
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Puniru : you never call me cute anymore. |
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Puniru : That's why I looked to a
popular idol for inspiration. |
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Puniru : You betcha! |
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Puniru : I'm cute and
talented for a slime! |
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Puniru : Will doing that make Kotaro say I'm cute? |
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Kotaro Kawaii : Th-That's ridiculous! |
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Puniru : Sure thing! |
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Puniru : Mix up some borax and starch... |
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Puniru : Punya! |
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Puniru : Ta-da! |
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Puniru : What do you think of my kawaii look? |
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Puniru : Did I put too much in my chest? |
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Puniru : Should I shift some of it
to my waist or hips? |
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Puniru : Are you jealous of these? |
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Puniru : I understand. |
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Puniru : Feel free to check them. |
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Kotaro Kawaii : What?! |
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Kotaro Kawaii : You can't be serious, Puniru! |
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Puniru : A little bit won't hurt. |
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Puniru : Let's get started... |
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Puniru : Slap! |
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Puniru : There, go on! |
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Puniru : No matter how old they are,
boys sure do love playing with slime! |
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Kotaro Kawaii : That's not it! |
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Kotaro Kawaii : You harebrained slime! |
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Puniru : What? |
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Kotaro Kawaii : I'm so tired. |
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Mami Kirara : Kawaii-kun. |
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Kotaro Kawaii : This is all Puniru's fault. |
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Mami Kirara : Kawaii-kun. |
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Kotaro Kawaii : Kirara-senpai! |
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Kotaro Kawaii :
She talked to me again! |
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Mami Kirara : I heard that a little girl came to visit you. |
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Kotaro Kawaii : Huh? |
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Mami Kirara : How do you two know each other? |
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Kotaro Kawaii :
This is bad! |
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Kotaro Kawaii :
If Kirara-senpai finds out about Puniru... |
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Kotaro Kawaii : She's just a slime! |
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Mami Kirara : Oh, dear. |
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Mami Kirara : How childish of you, Kawaii-kun. |
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Kotaro Kawaii :
That's no good! |
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Kotaro Kawaii :
I need to think of something else. |
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Kotaro Kawaii : She's nothing but a plaything to me. |
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Mami Kirara : Dear me... |
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Mami Kirara : Kawaii-kun, you're
the type who fools around? |
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Kotaro Kawaii : Ah! That won't do, either! |
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Kotaro Kawaii : Oh, it's nothing, really... |
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Kotaro Kawaii : Well, to be exact,
I wouldn't say it's ＂nothing＂... |
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Kotaro Kawaii : Um... |
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Kotaro Kawaii : I gotta go now! |
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Kotaro Kawaii :
She must think I'm a weirdo! |
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Kotaro Kawaii :
Puniru's to blame here! |
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Mami Kirara : Why, is that an invitation? |
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Kotaro Kawaii : That jerk! |
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Kotaro Kawaii : How dare he use her first name so casually! |
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Kotaro Kawaii : That's Yusuke Nanpa. |
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Mami Kirara : What? Really? |
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Kotaro Kawaii : He's in my class, and his
flirty attitude ticks me off! |
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Kotaro Kawaii : People say he's a real playboy. |
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Kotaro Kawaii : But I didn't think he'd make
a move on Kirara-senpai! |
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Kotaro Kawaii : Th-Th-That was fast! |
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Mami Kirara : With your friends, Yusuke-chan? |
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Kotaro Kawaii : She's using his first name, too?! |
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Kotaro Kawaii : She's only ever called me by my last name! |
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Kotaro Kawaii : H-He's got no sense of personal space! |
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Kotaro Kawaii : His brain needs a software update! |
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Kotaro Kawaii : Kirara-senpai doesn't even know what to say! |
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Kotaro Kawaii : Unless I do something, Kirara-senpai
will fall into his clutches! |
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Mami Kirara : No! Yusuke-chan! |
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Mami Kirara : I'm so sorry. |
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Mami Kirara : I need to go to the children's center today. |
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Mami Kirara : I help out there. |
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Mami Kirara : I'm sorry, Yusuke-chan. |
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Kotaro Kawaii : Look at him get shot down! |
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Kotaro Kawaii : As if! |
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Kotaro Kawaii : That's the last place you belong! |
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Mami Kirara : Then why don't we go together after school? |
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Kotaro Kawaii : Don't do it! |
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Kotaro Kawaii : Kirara-senpai, don't be fooled! |
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Kotaro Kawaii : Darn you, Nanpa! |
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Kotaro Kawaii : Tricking her kind soul with your dirty lies! |
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Kotaro Kawaii : Don't lump me in with you nerds! |
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Kotaro Kawaii : These jokers... |
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Kotaro Kawaii : Wait, hold on. |
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Kotaro Kawaii : Puniru-san. |
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Kotaro Kawaii : Ah! What's that cute object over there?! |
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Puniru : Hide as I may, my cuteness
still manages to shine through! |
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Kotaro Kawaii : You really did
follow me to school again! |
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Puniru : Whoops! I messed up. |
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Kotaro Kawaii : I'll let it slide this time! |
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Kotaro Kawaii : I want you to totally
ruin his chances with her! |
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Kotaro Kawaii : That's your specialty, isn't it? |
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Puniru : No, thanks! |
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Puniru : Why would I do that? |
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Puniru : Also, don't call it my specialty! |
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Kotaro Kawaii : Look! |
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Kotaro Kawaii : Just use your cuteness to seduce Nanpa? |
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Puniru : Cu— |
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Puniru : Cute? Little old me? |
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Puniru : Well, anything's possible with how cute I am! |
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Kotaro Kawaii : Not a single brain cell. |
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Puniru : By the way, what's it mean
to ＂seduce＂ someone? |
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Kotaro Kawaii : Take on an appearance he'd be into, |
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Kotaro Kawaii : and lure him into a supply room. |
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Kotaro Kawaii : Then you reveal your true slime form! |
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Kotaro Kawaii : While he's taken by surprise,
sneak out through the gap in the doors. |
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Kotaro Kawaii : A flawless plan! |
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Puniru : Roger that! |
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Puniru : Mix up some borax and starch... |
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Puniru : And add in some glitter this time! |
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Puniru : Ta-da! |
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Puniru : Gyaru Kawaii Puniru! |
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Puniru : Hey there, wanna have some fun? |
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Kotaro Kawaii : Kirara-senpai! |
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Kotaro Kawaii : I've saved you from an evil demon! |
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Mami Kirara : Please, allow me to show you my gratitude. |
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Puniru : Punya! |
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Puniru : H-Hey, cut that out! |
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Puniru : Don't touch me with those filthy hands! |
(0:19:20.90) |
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Kotaro Kawaii : Touch? |
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Kotaro Kawaii : No way. She's not a girl, or even human. |
(0:19:25.78) |
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Kotaro Kawaii : We're talking about a slime! |
(0:19:29.20) |
Kotaro Kawaii : He wouldn't actually do
anything weird to her! |
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Puniru : Please stop! |
(0:19:33.88) |
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Kotaro Kawaii : Even so! |
(0:19:36.09) |
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Puniru : Ah! Not that! |
(0:19:41.12) |
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Kotaro Kawaii : P-Puniru! |
(0:19:43.64) |
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Puniru : Punya! |
(0:19:54.56) |
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Puniru : Honya! |
(0:20:00.74) |
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Puniru : Punyu! |
(0:20:04.72) |
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Kotaro Kawaii :
He was playing his heart out with slime! |
(0:20:11.65) |
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Kotaro Kawaii : Huh? What's that?! |
(0:20:19.41) |
Kotaro Kawaii : Why do you know so much
about fads among little kids?! |
(0:20:32.79) |
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Kotaro Kawaii : Ah... |
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Puniru : Kotaro! |
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Puniru : My cute body has been besmirched! |
(0:20:41.99) |
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Kotaro Kawaii : Is it me, or do you look a little cloudy? |
(0:20:45.51) |
Puniru : All that kneading he did
trapped air bubbles inside! |
(0:20:47.64) |
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Kotaro Kawaii : Well, yeah. |
(0:20:54.82) |
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Kotaro Kawaii : Not at all! |
(0:21:06.92) |
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Kotaro Kawaii : Are you even listening?! |
(0:21:10.40) |
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Kotaro Kawaii : Wait, by ＂playboy＂... |
(0:21:22.94) |
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Kotaro Kawaii : They meant a CoroCoro
kiddie who loves toys?! |
(0:21:25.18) |
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Mami Kirara : Yusuke-chan sure is taking his time. |
(0:21:37.57) |
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Kotaro Kawaii : Don't count me in as one of your pals! |
(0:21:44.75) |
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Puniru : I'm Kotaro's friend, too! |
(0:21:47.54) |
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Kotaro Kawaii : Agh! |
(0:21:50.83) |
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Kotaro Kawaii : I'm going to get all sticky again! |
(0:21:51.87) |
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Puniru : This is the story of how Puniru the slime |
(0:21:54.46) |
Puniru : and Kotaro the middle schooler
stopped being friends. |
(0:21:57.31) |
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Kotaro Kawaii : Such splendor! Such beauty! |
(0:23:35.32) |
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Kotaro Kawaii : Truly a saint! |
(0:23:36.92) |
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Kotaro Kawaii : I see you're head over heels for my cuteness. |
(0:23:38.19) |
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Kotaro Kawaii : My beloved Kirara-senpai! |
(0:23:41.19) |
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Puniru : Punya! |
(0:23:42.94) |
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Puniru : You were talking about Mami Kirara?! |
(0:23:43.94) |
Kotaro Kawaii : You could learn a thing or two
from her, Puniru. |
(0:23:45.25) |
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Puniru : A formidable foe. |
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