Akane Sakuramori : Just so you know... |
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Akane Sakuramori : You're dead if you tell the class about us. |
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Saito Houjou : I married my classmate. |
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Saito Houjou : She's also... |
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Saito Houjou : my least favorite girl in school and my archnemesis. |
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Akane Sakuramori : Hey! You half-assed the class log yesterday! |
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Akane Sakuramori : What do you mean "nothing noteworthy happened"?! |
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Saito Houjou : It wasn't a very noteworthy day. |
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Akane Sakuramori : It says "see schedule" for each class header! |
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Saito Houjou : 'Cause it was the same as usual. |
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Akane Sakuramori : You didn't even clean the blackboard! |
(0:00:47.19) |
Akane Sakuramori : And this Chinese proverb about demons
in the absence report?! |
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Saito Houjou : Who cares? It's not like anyone reads it. |
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Akane Sakuramori : I read it! |
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Saito Houjou : Bored much? |
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Akane Sakuramori : I'm super busy! |
(0:00:56.03) |
Saito Houjou : What a drag. |
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Akane Sakuramori : Excuse me?! |
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Saito Houjou : If you have time to bother me, why don't you go read a book or something? |
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Akane Sakuramori : Bother you?! I'm straightening out that rotten attitude of yours! |
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Himari Ishikura : Come on, Akane! |
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Himari Ishikura : Let him off the hook. |
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Himari Ishikura : You'll make Saito-kun cry. |
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Akane Sakuramori : Himari! |
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Saito Houjou : Who's crying? |
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Akane Sakuramori : It's his own fault! |
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Akane Sakuramori : He has no respect for our class! Or for other people in general! |
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Saito Houjou : Of course I do! |
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Himari Ishikura : Akane, why are you always so quick to get on Saito-kun's case? |
(0:01:21.76) |
Akane Sakuramori : Why? |
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Akane Sakuramori : Why...? |
(0:01:27.23) |
Akane Sakuramori : I've never even thought about that. |
(0:01:28.85) |
Akane Sakuramori : Just seeing his face makes my blood boil. |
(0:01:30.69) |
Akane Sakuramori : I get this urge to flatten him out with the back of my slipper. |
(0:01:33.07) |
Saito Houjou : So you're viscerally repulsed by me. Gee, thanks! |
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Shisei Houjou : Brother-kun, are you two fighting again? |
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Saito Houjou : It's not a fight. She's getting on my case for no reason. |
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Shisei Houjou : Poor Brother-kun. |
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Shisei Houjou : There, there... |
(0:01:49.12) |
Saito Houjou : The only one who gets me is my cousin, Shise... |
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Himari Ishikura : You know, since you're always picking on him... |
(0:01:53.75) |
Himari Ishikura : Maybe you actually have feelings for Saito-kun? |
(0:01:56.72) |
Akane Sakuramori : Wh-What?! There's no way! |
(0:01:59.64) |
Akane Sakuramori : I don't care if he was the last guy on Earth! |
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Akane Sakuramori : I would never
go there! |
(0:02:04.68) |
Saito Houjou : Right back at you! I don't care if this world got turned upside down! |
(0:02:06.27) |
Saito Houjou : I'd never, ever get with you! |
(0:02:09.14) |
Saito Houjou : It's Gramps... |
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Tenryu Houjou : Saito! You got a minute? Or maybe you don't! |
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Tenryu Houjou : Come over for some tea. |
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Saito Houjou : Sorry, a date with Grandpa isn't my idea of a good time. |
(0:02:25.49) |
Saito Houjou : I have a book I wanna read today. |
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Tenryu Houjou : You have all the time in the world for that crap! |
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Tenryu Houjou : You're the heir to my company, remember? |
(0:02:32.96) |
Tenryu Houjou : Better humor your grandpa while you still can. |
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Saito Houjou : Long live dear Papaw. |
(0:02:40.22) |
Tenryu Houjou : That didn't sound very genuine. |
(0:02:42.26) |
Tenryu Houjou : You're gonna hurt my feelings. |
(0:02:44.47) |
Saito Houjou : I know you better than to believe that. |
(0:02:46.52) |
Tenryu Houjou : That's the grandson I know! |
(0:02:49.18) |
Tenryu Houjou : Since you're so clever, you know also better than to |
(0:02:51.40) |
Tenryu Houjou : go against your grandpa's orders, right? |
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Saito Houjou : And if I make a run for it? |
(0:02:59.03) |
Tenryu Houjou : I wouldn't do that if I were you. |
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Saito Houjou : What kind of grandpa threatens his own grandchild like that? |
(0:03:04.37) |
Tenryu Houjou : The kind like me. Now hop in the car! |
(0:03:08.08) |
Saito Houjou : So? Where am I being taken? |
(0:03:14.29) |
Saito Houjou : It's fine. I'm used to it. |
(0:03:23.47) |
Saito Houjou : Back in the day, there was a huge recession. |
(0:03:26.31) |
Saito Houjou : Just when the Hojo Group was about to go out of business, |
(0:03:28.89) |
Saito Houjou : my grandpa, Tenryu Hojo, saved it from collapse. |
(0:03:32.77) |
Saito Houjou : Despite public backlash, he booted out incompetent executives |
(0:03:35.56) |
Saito Houjou : and transformed the Hojo Group into a global high-tech corporation. |
(0:03:40.57) |
Saito Houjou : Even at the ripe age of sixty, he's as sharp as ever, |
(0:03:45.41) |
Saito Houjou : and still works as the head of the company. |
(0:03:48.49) |
Akane Sakuramori : Wh-What are you doing here?! |
(0:04:04.76) |
Saito Houjou : I was forced here by my Grandpa. What about you? |
(0:04:07.64) |
Akane Sakuramori : My grandma told me to come over... |
(0:04:11.35) |
Akane Sakuramori : I mean... none of your business! |
(0:04:13.52) |
Saito Houjou : You started it. |
(0:04:15.52) |
Akane Sakuramori : I was looking forward to a fun dinner with Grandma, and now it's ruined! |
(0:04:19.98) |
Akane Sakuramori : How unfortunate! |
(0:04:24.11) |
Saito Houjou : I couldn't agree more. Now leave me alone. |
(0:04:25.28) |
Akane Sakuramori : Me?! Leave you
alone?! |
(0:04:27.24) |
Saito Houjou : Could you shut up for god's sake?! |
(0:04:29.28) |
Akane Sakuramori : I can't stand your attitude! |
(0:04:31.37) |
Akane Sakuramori : Apologize or I won't shut up! Ever! |
(0:04:33.29) |
Saito Houjou : So you're gonna follow me till I apologize?! |
(0:04:36.00) |
Akane Sakuramori : Yes! I'll follow you to the ends of the earth! |
(0:04:38.17) |
Saito Houjou : You're so
annoying! |
(0:04:40.25) |
Akane Sakuramori : Your very existence
is annoying! |
(0:04:41.26) |
Tenryu Houjou : Sup! |
(0:04:44.34) |
Rui Houjou : My, my. I see you've started without us. |
(0:04:45.47) |
Rui Houjou : Young people can be so restless. |
(0:04:48.26) |
Akane Sakuramori : Grandma?! |
(0:04:50.64) |
Saito Houjou : Gramps?! |
(0:04:50.64) |
Tenryu Houjou : You just gonna sit there forever? |
(0:04:52.81) |
Tenryu Houjou : Come on, you two. Let's go inside. |
(0:04:55.48) |
Akane Sakuramori : "You two"...? |
(0:04:58.15) |
Saito Houjou : You mean me and Sakuramori? |
(0:04:59.98) |
Tenryu Houjou : First things first! Let's celebrate! |
(0:05:07.16) |
Rui Houjou : Cheers! |
(0:05:10.12) |
Saito Houjou : Celebrate...? Celebrate what? |
(0:05:12.95) |
Akane Sakuramori : May I have another glass? |
(0:05:18.21) |
Saito Houjou : You haven't had anything but juice. |
(0:05:20.29) |
Akane Sakuramori : I'd like to eat, but my appetite's gone with you here. |
(0:05:22.46) |
Saito Houjou : Me too. Are you sure you don't have pheromones that |
(0:05:27.38) |
Saito Houjou : suppress people's appetite or something? |
(0:05:29.89) |
Akane Sakuramori : Too bad. It's a real feast! |
(0:05:31.85) |
Akane Sakuramori : I wish you'd just disintegrate down to a nucleus. |
(0:05:33.93) |
Saito Houjou : You should do the same on a quantum level! |
(0:05:36.31) |
Tenryu Houjou : Glad to see you two get along so well! |
(0:05:41.07) |
Saito Houjou : Get along?! |
(0:05:43.86) |
Rui Houjou : Don't they remind you of us back in the day? |
(0:05:44.61) |
Saito Houjou : So, what's this "talk" about anyway? |
(0:05:47.70) |
Tenryu Houjou : Sure do! |
(0:05:47.70) |
Saito Houjou : Why did you bring us here? |
(0:05:50.87) |
Rui Houjou : You're to get married. |
(0:05:54.20) |
Tenryu Houjou : You're to get married. |
(0:05:54.20) |
Saito Houjou : Huh? |
(0:05:56.41) |
Saito Houjou : "Get married" as in, like, a metaphor? Or a riddle? |
(0:05:58.08) |
Saito Houjou : Are we being spoken to in code or something? |
(0:06:02.00) |
Tenryu Houjou : Give it a rest. There's nothing to decrypt. |
(0:06:03.96) |
Akane Sakuramori : Th-This doesn't make any sense. Marriage?! |
(0:06:06.47) |
Akane Sakuramori : How?! We're still in high school! |
(0:06:08.59) |
Rui Houjou : You only need to be eighteen. |
(0:06:11.22) |
Tenryu Houjou : I'll say it one more time. |
(0:06:14.22) |
Rui Houjou : You're to get married. |
(0:06:16.02) |
Tenryu Houjou : You're to get married. |
(0:06:16.02) |
Tenryu Houjou : Chiyo-san and I go back a long time. |
(0:06:19.19) |
Tenryu Houjou : You see, we were in love back then... I think. |
(0:06:22.61) |
Tenryu Houjou : But we drifted apart because of silly disagreements. |
(0:06:27.03) |
Tenryu Houjou : I married someone my parents chose. |
(0:06:31.24) |
Tenryu Houjou : and made sure to give her the best life I could. |
(0:06:33.83) |
Tenryu Houjou : It's been ten years since she passed on, |
(0:06:36.41) |
Tenryu Houjou : and it's safe to say I've done my duty as husband. |
(0:06:39.12) |
Rui Houjou : And I've been widowed for a long time. |
(0:06:42.67) |
Rui Houjou : Recently, Tenryu-san has been taking care of me every night. |
(0:06:45.80) |
Akane Sakuramori : Spare me the details! |
(0:06:49.01) |
Tenryu Houjou : The point being... while we've both enjoyed full lives... |
(0:06:51.34) |
Tenryu Houjou : We can't help but wonder what could have been |
(0:06:54.85) |
Tenryu Houjou : if we were together from the start. |
(0:06:58.81) |
Tenryu Houjou : So why not realize that love by hooking up our grandchildren? |
(0:07:01.31) |
Rui Houjou : Akane, do this for your grandma. |
(0:07:07.40) |
Rui Houjou : You'll get married, right? |
(0:07:10.45) |
Akane Sakuramori : No way! Don't you think that's selfish?! |
(0:07:13.28) |
Akane Sakuramori : Marriage is supposed to be about true love! |
(0:07:15.74) |
Akane Sakuramori : With a romantic proposal! A choice you make for yourself! |
(0:07:18.66) |
Akane Sakuramori : Not
something you do for others! |
(0:07:22.00) |
Saito Houjou : You're pretty idealistic. |
(0:07:24.29) |
Akane Sakuramori : Of course I am! |
(0:07:25.29) |
Saito Houjou : I can't accept this, either. |
(0:07:27.00) |
Saito Houjou : We have zero intention of getting married. |
(0:07:28.59) |
Saito Houjou : Besides, it's illegal to force people into marriage without their consent. |
(0:07:31.18) |
Tenryu Houjou : I figured you'd say that. |
(0:07:38.97) |
Tenryu Houjou : You two really are like us back in the day... |
(0:07:41.23) |
Tenryu Houjou : Saito, if you're that adamant about refusing, |
(0:07:50.57) |
Tenryu Houjou : I'm passing down the Hojo Group to that dog. |
(0:07:54.11) |
Saito Houjou : What?! |
(0:07:56.78) |
Tenryu Houjou : I found it poking around on the streets. |
(0:07:57.41) |
Tenryu Houjou : I'm not sure it has what it takes to lead our company, but.. |
(0:07:59.45) |
Saito Houjou : No shit
, it's a dog! |
(0:08:03.08) |
Tenryu Houjou : I'm sure it can learn to sign paperwork. |
(0:08:04.08) |
Tenryu Houjou : In fact, stamping its paw will do. |
(0:08:06.13) |
Saito Houjou : That's beside the point! |
(0:08:08.71) |
Tenryu Houjou : You're right! |
(0:08:10.67) |
Tenryu Houjou : Perhaps this means the Hojo Group will end with me! |
(0:08:12.26) |
Saito Houjou : Are you insane? |
(0:08:15.97) |
Tenryu Houjou : You think sanity will help you run a company? |
(0:08:17.39) |
Rui Houjou : Akane, come here. |
(0:08:22.89) |
Tenryu Houjou : Think about it. |
(0:08:34.61) |
Tenryu Houjou : What's the best choice for you in the long run? |
(0:08:36.49) |
Tenryu Houjou : Don't be fooled by shortsighted emotions. |
(0:08:40.66) |
Tenryu Houjou : Face facts. |
(0:08:42.91) |
Tenryu Houjou : I'll give you... three days! |
(0:08:45.25) |
Akane Sakuramori : What are you gonna do? |
(0:08:52.51) |
Akane Sakuramori : Are you going to marry me? |
(0:08:55.59) |
Saito Houjou : What do you plan on doing? |
(0:08:58.80) |
Akane Sakuramori : I have no clue! |
(0:09:01.31) |
Akane Sakuramori : This was the last thing I was expecting! |
(0:09:02.93) |
Saito Houjou : Hey, what did your grandma whisper to you? |
(0:09:05.39) |
Akane Sakuramori : N-None of your business... |
(0:09:08.69) |
Saito Houjou : I need to know what information they can use against us. |
(0:09:11.08) |
Akane Sakuramori : No, you don't! |
(0:09:14.49) |
Akane Sakuramori : Stop trying to probe my mind! |
(0:09:15.90) |
Saito Houjou : Fine! Have it your way! |
(0:09:18.32) |
Akane Sakuramori : I will! It's my
future on the line! |
(0:09:19.74) |
Himari Ishikura : Hey, girl! What's up, Akane? |
(0:09:45.39) |
Akane Sakuramori : Hey, so... say that... |
(0:09:47.65) |
Akane Sakuramori : Say your family forced you to marry someone you don't even like... |
(0:09:51.90) |
Akane Sakuramori : What would you do? |
(0:09:57.03) |
Himari Ishikura : What is this, the Jomon era?! No way! |
(0:09:58.07) |
Akane Sakuramori : Yeah. I-It seems wrong, right? |
(0:10:01.83) |
Himari Ishikura : Hmm... I think I'd say no. |
(0:10:05.41) |
Akane Sakuramori : Why's that? |
(0:10:09.46) |
Himari Ishikura : I have someone I like, so... |
(0:10:10.54) |
Himari Ishikura : I wouldn't want to marry anyone else. |
(0:10:14.00) |
Akane Sakuramori : Himari, you have a crush?! |
(0:10:16.63) |
Akane Sakuramori : I didn't know that! Who?! |
(0:10:18.80) |
Himari Ishikura : I didn't think you cared about other people's relationships. |
(0:10:20.09) |
Akane Sakuramori : I usually don't... but... |
(0:10:24.01) |
Himari Ishikura : I won't tell you who yet. |
(0:10:27.23) |
Akane Sakuramori : Spill it! Is it someone in our class?! |
(0:10:29.60) |
Himari Ishikura : Wh-What about you, Akane? |
(0:10:34.61) |
Himari Ishikura : Don't you have someone? |
(0:10:36.82) |
Akane Sakuramori : I have someone I want dead, but... |
(0:10:38.57) |
Akane Sakuramori : That's it. Everything would be solved if he just died. |
(0:10:41.12) |
Akane Sakuramori : If only a meteor would fall on his head or something... |
(0:10:44.16) |
Himari Ishikura : If you don't like anyone, why not get married? |
(0:10:46.62) |
Himari Ishikura : You could split the rent and bills! |
(0:10:50.67) |
Himari Ishikura : And save on groceries if you cook! |
(0:10:53.29) |
Akane Sakuramori : Is that really a good reason to get married? |
(0:10:56.01) |
Akane Sakuramori : And besides... what about... you know? |
(0:10:59.43) |
Himari Ishikura : Wait, what? |
(0:11:03.35) |
Akane Sakuramori : You know, that thing guys and girls do... |
(0:11:04.81) |
Himari Ishikura : I can't hear you! |
(0:11:08.52) |
Akane Sakuramori : I'm talking about sex! |
(0:11:10.48) |
Himari Ishikura : Well, sure, you'd need heirs, right? |
(0:11:12.52) |
Himari Ishikura : What's a hundred babies or so?! |
(0:11:16.53) |
Akane Sakuramori : No way! |
(0:11:18.65) |
Himari Ishikura : Why not?! Just twenty quintuplets! |
(0:11:19.40) |
Akane Sakuramori : I'm not built for that! |
(0:11:21.86) |
Himari Ishikura : This is about you? |
(0:11:24.12) |
Akane Sakuramori : No, it's not! |
(0:11:25.49) |
Saito Houjou : Of all people... Why her...? |
(0:11:30.16) |
Saito Houjou : Akane Sakuramori! |
(0:11:32.96) |
Saito Houjou : She's enough of a pain to deal with at school! |
(0:11:34.96) |
Saito Houjou : To think she could pick fights with me at home?! I won't be able to handle it! |
(0:11:37.13) |
Saito Houjou : But... |
(0:11:42.18) |
Shisei Houjou : Brother-kun has something on his mind. |
(0:11:43.51) |
Saito Houjou : Gramps is giving me a headache with his tall order. |
(0:11:46.26) |
Shisei Houjou : Like a coffee run? |
(0:11:49.39) |
Saito Houjou : Basically, if I want to inherit the Hojo Group, Gramps gets the final say in my life. |
(0:11:51.02) |
Saito Houjou : If I refuse, some rando dog gets the company. |
(0:11:55.15) |
Shisei Houjou : That sounds like Papaw. |
(0:11:59.44) |
Saito Houjou : Yup, that sums him up. |
(0:12:01.95) |
Shisei Houjou : What does Brother-kun want? |
(0:12:03.86) |
Shisei Houjou : To live a free life? Or inherit the company? |
(0:12:07.20) |
Saito Houjou : Both, if I could. |
(0:12:12.25) |
Shisei Houjou : Can't have everything. |
(0:12:14.50) |
Shisei Houjou : No living creature can ever be free in the true sense. |
(0:12:17.38) |
Shisei Houjou : Everyone is bound to natural instinct. |
(0:12:22.26) |
Shisei Houjou : And the world is full of rules. |
(0:12:26.97) |
Shisei Houjou : The optimal solution isn't to run from them, but to use them to one's advantage. |
(0:12:29.81) |
Saito Houjou : So choose the company? |
(0:12:34.69) |
Shisei Houjou : Not doing so is okay, too. |
(0:12:36.69) |
Shisei Houjou : If Brother-kun fails and becomes a bum who scavenges garbage bins, |
(0:12:38.86) |
Shisei Houjou : Shise will scavenge with him. |
(0:12:44.07) |
Saito Houjou : I don't condone enabling bums. |
(0:12:46.74) |
Shisei Houjou : Shise understands. |
(0:12:50.49) |
Shisei Houjou : For Brother-kun to realize his dreams, he'll need Papaw's company. |
(0:12:52.45) |
Shisei Houjou : That's why Shise won't get in Brother-kun's way. |
(0:12:59.46) |
Shisei Houjou : Even if Brother-kun's life is full of hardships... |
(0:13:02.92) |
Shisei Houjou : Shise will always be on Brother-kun's side. |
(0:13:06.72) |
Shisei Houjou : That's a promise. |
(0:13:10.26) |
Saito Houjou : Thank you, Shise... |
(0:13:13.39) |
Himari Ishikura : Then guess what happened?! |
(0:13:20.02) |
Saito Houjou : Hey... |
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Tenryu Houjou : Well, you two? |
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Tenryu Houjou : Have you made up your mind? |
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Tenryu Houjou : Then let's hear it. |
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Tenryu Houjou : What life will the two of you choose? |
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Tenryu Houjou : The path of the fool? Or the wise? |
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Saito Houjou : You will? |
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Akane Sakuramori : Wh-What else are we supposed to do? |
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Akane Sakuramori : I'll marry you or whatever else I have to do! |
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Akane Sakuramori : Just know that it's not like I actually love you! |
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Akane Sakuramori : Not one little bit! |
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Tenryu Houjou : It's settled, then! |
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Rui Houjou : Congratulations, Akane. |
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Rui Houjou : Grandma's so relieved. |
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Saito Houjou : All right, that's that. |
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Saito Houjou : Once we graduate college, we'll get started on the legal paperwork and wedding plans. |
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Tenryu Houjou : What are you talking about? |
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Tenryu Houjou : That's all starting right now. |
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Tenryu Houjou : We've already lined up a new house. |
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Saito Houjou : A what
? |
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Tenryu Houjou : It's brand new! |
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Tenryu Houjou : We built it as your new love nest! |
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Saito Houjou : A-At least let me go home once! |
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Saito Houjou : All I have on me is my school bag! |
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Tenryu Houjou : We've moved in all your belongings already. |
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Tenryu Houjou : There's no use in making a run for it. |
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Rui Houjou : We figured you're busy, so we submitted your marriage certificates too. |
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Rui Houjou : Now let's leave the young ones... |
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Rui Houjou : to themselves! |
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Akane Sakuramori : Wait! Grandma! |
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Akane Sakuramori : Don't leave me! |
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Akane Sakuramori : Don't abandon me! |
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Saito Houjou : I guess we have no other choice... |
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Saito Houjou : Our stuff must be here somewhere. |
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Akane Sakuramori : What are you locking the door for?! |
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Saito Houjou : It's what anyone would do. |
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Akane Sakuramori : A-Are you keeping me hostage?! |
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Akane Sakuramori : Blocking my only way out?! |
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Saito Houjou : It's free to unlock from the inside! |
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Saito Houjou : Don't be so paranoid! |
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Akane Sakuramori : We'll see about that. |
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Saito Houjou : Here's our stuff. |
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Akane Sakuramori : Wow... |
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Saito Houjou : Someone seems excited. |
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Akane Sakuramori : What are you talking about?! |
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Akane Sakuramori : Sure, it's a great house if I lived here alone! |
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Akane Sakuramori : But this beautiful place is ruined thanks to you! |
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Saito Houjou : So are my dreams of having my own bachelor pad! |
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Akane Sakuramori : What's this for? |
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Saito Houjou : The lights and the hot tub, apparently. |
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Akane Sakuramori : H-H-Hot tub?! |
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Saito Houjou : You've never seen one or what? |
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Akane Sakuramori : Never mind! |
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Saito Houjou : A private room... |
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Saito Houjou : Great, my only sanctuary is the study. |
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Akane Sakuramori : You've gotta be kidding me! |
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Saito Houjou : What's wrong? |
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Akane Sakuramori : There's only one bed! |
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Saito Houjou : One... what?! |
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Saito Houjou : That geezer! |
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Tenryu Houjou : What's that? "Only one bed," you say? |
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Tenryu Houjou : Of course there's only one bed. |
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Tenryu Houjou : You're a married couple, now. |
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Akane Sakuramori : Sir, I can't! |
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Tenryu Houjou : You may not like it, but that's the rule. |
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Tenryu Houjou : No using sofas or sleeping on the floor. |
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Tenryu Houjou : You have to sleep together at night. |
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Tenryu Houjou : Consider it our number one rule. |
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Rui Houjou : Good luck getting down to business with Saito-san! |
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Akane Sakuramori : There's no business! |
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Saito Houjou : Rule...? |
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Saito Houjou : Don't tell me... |
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Saito Houjou : Are there cameras? Sensors?! |
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Saito Houjou : Could they be watching our every move?! |
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Saito Houjou : These pillows only say yes! |
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Akane Sakuramori : Are you gonna... |
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Saito Houjou : Huh? |
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Akane Sakuramori : ...do it? |
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Saito Houjou : Do what? |
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Akane Sakuramori : Do as you please! No matter how much I cry and plead! |
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Akane Sakuramori : You're gonna force yourself on me all night so I'll have to skip school! |
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Saito Houjou : I'm still totally lost! |
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Akane Sakuramori : Sex and stuff! What else would I be talking about?! |
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Akane Sakuramori : You've obviously been looking at me up and down all day! |
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Saito Houjou : Stop making shit up! |
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Akane Sakuramori : I'm not stupid! |
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Akane Sakuramori : All guys think about in situations like these are gross, perverted things! |
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Akane Sakuramori : But I won't let that happen! |
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Saito Houjou : C-Calm down! |
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Saito Houjou : I would never do anything like that! |
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Saito Houjou : Need any help? |
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Akane Sakuramori : Th-That's just an excuse to come in my room and do pervy stuff! |
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Saito Houjou : Suit yourself. Don't drop it. |
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Akane Sakuramori : I'm not that clums— |
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Saito Houjou : Watch out! |
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Akane Sakuramori : Th-Thanks... Never mind! |
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Saito Houjou : If you dropped dead a day into our marriage, |
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Saito Houjou : guess who'd be considered the prime suspect? |
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Akane Sakuramori : I-Ignore what just happened! |
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Akane Sakuramori : I won't mess up like that again! |
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Saito Houjou : Annoying but helpful. |
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Saito Houjou : Wanna eat, too? |
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Akane Sakuramori : Don't go acting like we're married! |
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Saito Houjou : Married or not, people eat together! |
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Akane Sakuramori : Did you just say married or not, you'll eat me?! |
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Akane Sakuramori : You're gonna strip me down butt naked?! |
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Saito Houjou : No way you heard that! |
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Saito Houjou : Here, just eat before you starve. |
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Saito Houjou : Stop acting like a stray cat with trust issues! |
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Saito Houjou : I'm beat... |
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Akane Sakuramori : I'm coming in... |
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Saito Houjou : O-Okay... |
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Akane Sakuramori : I-It's a small bed... |
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Saito Houjou : Th-They probably did that on purpose... |
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Saito Houjou : I can feel her warmth on my back... |
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Saito Houjou : The sweet fragrance of freshly shampooed hair... |
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Saito Houjou : This is bad! |
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Akane Sakuramori : Y-You're dead if you try any funny business... |
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Saito Houjou : I know that... |
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Akane Sakuramori : I'm not kidding, okay? |
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Akane Sakuramori : I've never done stuff like that. |
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Akane Sakuramori : And I've never been in a relationship, either... |
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Saito Houjou : Don't worry. Me neither. |
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Akane Sakuramori : W-We're safe then! |
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Saito Houjou : Are
we though?! |
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Saito Houjou : Why did you decide to marry me? |
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Akane Sakuramori : I won't tell you. |
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Saito Houjou : I told you. |
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Akane Sakuramori : I never asked you to. |
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Saito Houjou : You got me there... |
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Akane Sakuramori : All that matters is that this is just a formality. |
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Akane Sakuramori : I'm not happy about the rules we need to follow... |
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Akane Sakuramori : But I'll have to make do, even if I hate it. |
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Akane Sakuramori : To make my dream come true, I'll bear whatever comes my way. |
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Saito Houjou : Your dream? |
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Saito Houjou : But what if they tack on a rule about having kids? |
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Akane Sakuramori : K-Kids?! That's— |
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Saito Houjou : What's this soft sensation?! |
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Akane Sakuramori : Y-Y-Y-You touched my butt! |
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Akane Sakuramori : I'll break your finger for that! |
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Saito Houjou : Gimme a break! It's such a tiny bed! |
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Saito Houjou : And you're
the one who bumped into me
! |
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Akane Sakuramori : Just so you know... |
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Akane Sakuramori : You're dead if you tell the class about us. |
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Saito Houjou : You'd murder me just for that? |
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Akane Sakuramori : It's not just
that! |
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Akane Sakuramori : If people find out we're married, I'll have no choice but to die! |
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Akane Sakuramori : It would mean the end of my entire social life! |
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Saito Houjou : You hate me that much?! |
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Saito Houjou : I don't want others knowing, either. My mouth is shut! |
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Akane Sakuramori : I don't believe you. |
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Akane Sakuramori : You're planning on telling the entire school we sleep together every night. |
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Saito Houjou : The hell I would. |
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Akane Sakuramori : So the entire world, then? |
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Saito Houjou : I'm saying I won't! I'd bet my life on it. |
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Akane Sakuramori : Fine, then. I believe you. |
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Saito Houjou : Thank god... |
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Saito Houjou : I married my classmate... |
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Akane Sakuramori : But let me mic you up, just in case! |
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Akane Sakuramori : Set with a bomb that'll blow up everything within a kilometer if you even hint at our marriage! |
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Saito Houjou : You call that
believing in someone?! |
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Saito Houjou : She's also my least favorite girl in school and my archnemesis. |
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