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Tadokoro-kun : Kashiwada and Oota...
What the heck are those two doing?
(0:00:35.88)
Sata-kun : Apparently, playing old maid. (0:00:39.80)
Tadokoro-kun : Huh? (0:00:41.39)
Tadokoro-kun : Old maid? (0:00:42.56)
Oota-kun : Old maid is the ultimate game
of psychological warfare
(0:01:00.07)
Oota-kun : where you read your
opponent's expressions...
(0:01:01.78)
Oota-kun : So I'm gonna beat you in this match, (0:01:03.99)
Oota-kun : and prove to you once and for all that
I don't wear my heart on my sleeve!
(0:01:06.50)
Kashiwada-san : I win. (0:01:24.52)
Tadokoro-kun : He's so weak! It was all over in an instant! (0:01:25.56)
Oota-kun : One more game! (0:01:30.81)
Oota-kun : Don't get a big head now! (0:01:32.52)
Oota-kun : The first match is just to
see how your opponent moves!
(0:01:34.07)
Oota-kun : Meaning I was just testing you! (0:01:36.69)
Oota-kun : The real match starts now! (0:01:38.36)
Oota-kun : This time, I'm gonna show the
opposite emotions on my face
(0:01:46.70)
Oota-kun : and confuse the hell out of Kashiwada. (0:01:49.71)
Oota-kun : But knowing her, she'll be
able to see through that.
(0:01:52.38)
Oota-kun : That's why I'm gonna take it a step further... (0:01:58.76)
Oota-kun : and express exactly how I'm feeling! (0:02:02.09)
Kashiwada-san : I win. (0:02:06.56)
Tadokoro-kun : The hell are you doing, Oota?! (0:02:07.56)
Oota-kun : One... (0:02:13.73)
Oota-kun : One more time. (0:02:15.52)
Sata-kun : You probably shouldn't... (0:02:18.40)
Oota-kun : Shut up! (0:02:20.65)
Oota-kun : Next match, rather than think
about what I'm gonna do,
(0:02:23.49)
Oota-kun : I'm gonna try to read what she's thinking! (0:02:25.78)
Oota-kun : Focus... (0:02:42.51)
Oota-kun : The way her eyes are moving...
how many times she blinks...
(0:02:50.48)
Oota-kun : How fast she's breathing... (0:02:55.19)
Oota-kun : How she's moving her hands... (0:02:57.77)
Oota-kun : Her anxiousness... (0:02:59.90)
Oota-kun : Once I put my hand on the joker,
I'm sure her expression will waver a little!
(0:03:03.20)
Oota-kun : I can't tell a damn thing! (0:03:33.14)
Oota-kun : She's like some statue! She isn't
moving even a single millimeter!
(0:03:37.56)
Oota-kun : Gah! (0:03:45.78)
Oota-kun : She's... not even looking
at the cards anymore!
(0:03:51.33)
Oota-kun : She's just staring into the void! (0:03:55.37)
Oota-kun : No, really... (0:03:59.59)
Oota-kun : She's not staring at a single
thing in this world right now.
(0:04:00.96)
Oota-kun : She's using some transcendental power to
look into another dimension!
(0:04:04.63)
Oota-kun : Hell yeah! (0:04:17.31)
Oota-kun : She pulled the joker and she's laughing?! (0:04:22.53)
Oota-kun : What's this strategy?! (0:04:26.15)
Oota-kun : Are you trying to trick me?! (0:04:27.53)
Tadokoro-kun : She's laughing at how
damn expressive you are!
(0:04:29.78)
Sata-kun : That's 3-0. Kashiwada-san wins. (0:04:38.38)
Kashiwada-san : Wow, that startled me. (0:06:53.30)
Oota-kun : Next time, I'll startle you real good! (0:07:10.95)
Tadokoro-kun : Are you in grade school? (0:07:13.07)
Oota-kun : Wah! (0:07:19.91)
Kashiwada-san : Oof. (0:07:21.29)
Oota-kun : She didn't even blink! (0:07:28.13)
Oota-kun : Damn it! I failed again! (0:07:36.01)
Oota-kun : Damn it! Nothing I've tried is working! (0:07:45.27)
Oota-kun : How can I change her damn expression?! (0:07:48.32)
Sata-kun : Would you give it a rest? (0:07:51.65)
Tadokoro-kun : That's just how Kashiwada is. (0:07:53.78)
Sata-kun : Seriously, why are you taking it this far? (0:07:56.78)
Sata-kun : What difference does it make if
Kashiwada-san gets startled or not?
(0:07:59.49)
Oota-kun : I'm glad you asked, Sata. (0:08:03.71)
Oota-kun : This all started back at the opening ceremony,
when the cherry blossoms were in full bloom—
(0:08:07.00)
Tadokoro-kun : Wait, is this gonna take long? (0:08:09.92)
Tadokoro-kun : I need to go to the bathroom. (0:08:12.17)
Oota-kun : Shut up and listen! (0:08:14.22)
Oota-kun : The first time I met her (0:08:19.05)
Oota-kun : was on the day of the opening ceremony,
when the cherry blossoms were in full bloom.
(0:08:21.21)
Oota-kun : Damn it! Shut the hell up, you stupid crow! (0:08:25.60)
Oota-kun : Piss off! (0:08:28.11)
Oota-kun : Gah! (0:08:29.86)
Oota-kun : Who do you think you are, you stupid crow?! (0:08:31.40)
Oota-kun : You're not getting away! (0:08:33.28)
Oota-kun : You moron! I ain't falling for that twice! (0:08:35.70)
Oota-kun : She... (0:08:46.79)
Oota-kun : got hit even more than me! And on her head! (0:08:48.59)
Oota-kun : Why isn't she moving at all?! (0:08:53.26)
Oota-kun : Uh, hey! (0:09:02.72)
Oota-kun : We're in the same class?! (0:09:21.83)
Oota-kun : I've been curious ever since,
so I've tried all sorts of things...
(0:09:26.08)
Oota-kun : But she remains unfazed. (0:09:29.75)
Tadokoro-kun : Uh, you're a piece of work yourself for
chasing after a crow and trying to catch it.
(0:09:32.00)
Oota-kun : Shut up! (0:09:36.84)
Oota-kun : Anyway, she pisses me off! (0:09:37.88)
Sata-kun : Well, don't go too far. (0:09:41.18)
Oota-kun : You actually drank it! (0:10:27.18)
Oota-kun : I swapped out the tea in that bottle
and replaced it with vinegar!
(0:10:28.52)
Oota-kun : Now, suffer! (0:10:32.56)
Oota-kun : You're kidding me! You just drank vinegar! (0:10:37.74)
Oota-kun : No, wait. Is she actually suffering? (0:10:40.82)
Oota-kun : I can't tell... (0:10:44.78)
Oota-kun : What the hell's going on?! Damn it! (0:10:47.29)
Oota-kun : You jerk! (0:11:02.97)
Oota-kun : You laughed just now, didn't you?! (0:11:04.76)
Kashiwada-san : Oota... you smirked a lot the whole
time you stared at the bottle.
(0:11:10.14)
Kashiwada-san : I figured something was up, so I
switched my bottle out with yours.
(0:11:14.94)
Oota-kun : Are you tryin' to say I'm
insanely obvious, you jerk?!
(0:11:18.24)
Kashiwada-san : Yes. (0:11:21.11)
Oota-kun : Say that again, damn it! (0:11:21.91)
Sata-kun : She's picking on him instead. (0:11:24.57)
Tadokoro-kun : She's got him dancing in
the palm of her hand.
(0:11:26.62)
Oota-kun : Just you wait! I'll get you next time! (0:11:28.62)
Kashiwada-san : But... (0:11:30.87)
Kashiwada-san : that's what I like about you, Oota. (0:11:34.54)
Oota-kun : You— Wha?! (0:11:39.38)
Oota-kun : N-No, she clearly didn't
mean that kind of "like."
(0:11:42.43)
Oota-kun : Calm down... (0:11:45.72)
Kashiwada-san : No, that is what I meant. (0:11:46.97)
Oota-kun : There's no way that you like me! (0:11:50.85)
Oota-kun : How dare you mock me just
because you're not expressive!
(0:11:53.69)
Kashiwada-san : But I'm telling the truth... (0:11:57.73)
Oota-kun : How the hell am I supposed to believe you
when you said it with that blank expression?!
(0:12:01.49)
Kashiwada-san : Do you dislike me? (0:12:05.32)
Oota-kun : Of course, I hate you! (0:12:09.29)
Oota-kun : You're so inexpressive that it's creepy! (0:12:11.33)
Oota-kun : Wh-What? (0:12:15.96)
Kashiwada-san : Thank goodness. (0:12:21.55)
Oota-kun : What are you talking about?! (0:12:23.55)
Kashiwada-san : It's written all over your face... (0:12:24.93)
Oota-kun : Stop saying creepy things like that! (0:12:26.60)
Oota-kun : No, it's not! (0:12:28.31)
Tadokoro-kun : What are they even doing? (0:12:30.97)
Oota-kun : Just you wait! Anyway,
I'm gonna scare you real good next time!
(0:12:34.56)
Sata-kun : Huh? Wait... (0:12:39.82)
Tadokoro-kun : Is she happy? (0:12:41.74)
Oota-kun : Just you wait! (0:12:43.57)
Oota-kun : Damn it! (0:12:47.57)
Oota-kun : We will now begin a strategy meeting
on how to take down Kashiwada.
(0:13:04.72)
Oota-kun : If you've got a good idea on how
to take her down, raise your hand!
(0:13:09.85)
Sata-kun : Take her down? (0:13:17.69)
Tadokoro-kun : You can keep trying that by yourself. (0:13:19.57)
Oota-kun : First, I'm going to observe
her for a full day.
(0:13:21.95)
Sata-kun : Observe her? Seriously? (0:13:27.16)
Tadokoro-kun : You've already made up your mind.
What's this meeting even for?
(0:13:29.95)
Oota-kun : Shut up and listen! (0:13:33.29)
Tadokoro-kun : But you told us to raise our hands... (0:13:35.17)
Oota-kun : Even if this is Kashiwada
we're talking about,
(0:13:38.42)
Oota-kun : I'm sure there'll be some moment where she
changes her expression if I stake her out all day!
(0:13:40.09)
Sata-kun : It's true that Kashiwada-san is pretty
mysterious and I'm slightly curious,
(0:13:46.35)
Sata-kun : so I'll help you out. (0:13:49.72)
Tadokoro-kun : Sata? Seriously? (0:13:51.48)
Sata-kun : Well, Oota's so curious about her,
so that's also entertaining.
(0:13:53.44)
Tadokoro-kun : Oh, yeah. He totally is. (0:13:58.61)
Oota-kun : I am not! I'll punch your lights out! (0:14:01.32)
Oota-kun : She's already here. (0:14:13.83)
Sata-kun : There's no one else in the classroom yet. (0:14:16.17)
Tadokoro-kun : Looks like she's about to do something. (0:14:18.80)
Oota-kun : She's reviewing the lesson?! (0:14:23.63)
Sata-kun : Why are you so surprised? (0:14:25.80)
Oota-kun : No, wait! (0:14:27.68)
Oota-kun : She's actually humming because she
thinks no one else is around!
(0:14:35.52)
Oota-kun : That was close! I thought she noticed us! (0:14:51.75)
Oota-kun : I've been watching her all day,
but she hasn't changed at all!
(0:15:23.15)
Oota-kun : You've gotta be kidding me! (0:15:26.65)
Sata-kun : During lunch, her face seemed a bit flushed. (0:15:28.20)
Sata-kun : She blinked fifteen times within one minute. (0:15:30.83)
Tadokoro-kun : You're watching her so close! (0:15:33.66)
Tadokoro-kun : I wasn't thinking about anything at all! (0:15:35.08)
Tadokoro-kun : Oh, but hey! We still have
cleaning duty after school!
(0:15:37.08)
Oota-kun : Where's she cleaning again? (0:15:42.13)
Tadokoro-kun : I think she's assigned to the pool. (0:15:44.80)
Tadokoro-kun : Hup... (0:16:12.03)
Sata-kun : Well played, Kashiwada-san. (0:16:28.59)
Sata-kun : She remains unfazed despite
a tanuki sighting.
(0:16:30.59)
Tadokoro-kun : Those guys haven't come back. (0:16:50.45)
Oota-kun : Looks like they used that as
an excuse to go slack off.
(0:16:52.53)
Sata-kun : Also, I noticed something. (0:16:55.33)
Sata-kun : Kashiwada-san is always by herself. (0:16:58.16)
Tadokoro-kun : Huh? Is she? (0:17:01.40)
Sata-kun : Yeah. (0:17:03.46)
Oota-kun : Hey, Kashiwada. (0:17:19.18)
Oota-kun : You're working hard on your own,
so here's a little treat!
(0:17:25.44)
Oota-kun : What was that move just now?! (0:17:33.74)
Oota-kun : Damn it! How dare you dodge that?! (0:17:35.49)
Kashiwada-san : You looked like you were
going to try something.
(0:17:37.70)
Oota-kun : And what kind of face is that?! (0:17:40.58)
Oota-kun : You jerk! You set me up! (0:17:46.25)
Oota-kun : Don't ru— (0:17:52.84)
Tadokoro-kun : We've got one for you, too, Kashiwada. (0:17:58.06)
Oota-kun : You two are totally
prepared to mess around!
(0:18:00.81)
Oota-kun : Now you've done it! (0:18:09.90)
Tadokoro-kun : You give up yet? (0:18:15.11)
Oota-kun : What?! (0:18:16.20)
Sata-kun : Take this! (0:18:16.74)
Sata-kun : Bullseye! (0:18:19.33)
Oota-kun : Now you're all gonna pay! (0:18:22.41)
Tadokoro-kun : All right! (0:18:23.87)
Sata-kun : I accept your challenge. (0:18:25.08)
Tadokoro-kun : There! (0:18:27.67)
Oota-kun : Come back here! (0:18:29.38)
Oota-kun : Kashiwada! This is what you get! (0:18:45.14)
Oota-kun : That'll show you who's boss! (0:18:50.65)
Tadokoro-kun : Take that! (0:18:53.19)
Oota-kun : Eat this! (0:19:07.17)
Oota-kun : Quit targeting just me! (0:19:16.68)
Sata-kun : Well, you're an easy target. (0:19:21.76)
Tadokoro-kun : Exactly. (0:19:23.96)
Oota-kun : You jerk! (0:19:30.57)
Oota-kun : Crap! It's Oniwarada! (0:20:01.59)
Tadokoro-kun : Run for it! (0:20:03.85)
Tadokoro-kun : Why just me?! (0:20:10.10)
Oota-kun : Damn it... Now, somehow we got
stuck cleaning the pool, too.
(0:20:23.49)
Tadokoro-kun : I'm soaking wet. (0:20:28.96)
Sata-kun : This sucks. (0:20:30.63)
Oota-kun : How careless can you be? (0:20:32.25)
Kashiwada-san : Oota. (0:20:39.13)
Kashiwada-san : Thanks... (0:20:45.01)
Oota-kun : I-It's not like I meant
to help you or anything!
(0:20:48.39)
Oota-kun : Stop following me! (0:21:00.28)
Oota-kun : I said stop following me! (0:21:07.25)
Tadokoro-kun : Did she smile just now? (0:21:12.75)
Oota-kun : I've got some candy in one hand! (0:23:11.95)
Oota-kun : Try to guess which one! (0:23:13.95)
Oota-kun : No! That one's not it! (0:23:28.30)
Oota-kun : Stop trying to force it open! (0:23:31.05)

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