Iori Kitahara : Heading into my visit to OWU Fest, |
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Iori Kitahara : I started looking into ways to pick up girls. |
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Iori Kitahara : According to one website, |
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Iori Kitahara : "Choose a safe outfit that doesn't stand out from the crowd. |
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Iori Kitahara : Read the room." |
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Iori Kitahara : True, an outfit that's too showy, |
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Iori Kitahara : or one that screams I'm here to pick up women, will only weird them out. |
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Iori Kitahara : So I should wear something appropriate that blends in. |
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Iori Kitahara : However... |
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Iori Kitahara : This outfit is most certainly not that. |
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Iori Kitahara : Sounds like a concept conceived to destroy the dreams of men. |
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Kouhei Imamura : What fresh ninth circle of Hell is this? |
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Aina Yoshiwara : You see, I'm working with some girls in my major... |
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Aina Yoshiwara : They took a liking to the idea when they saw this pic. |
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Iori Kitahara : How were they not weirded out? |
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Kouhei Imamura : Guess they're not your friends for nothing. |
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Iori Kitahara : I'm amazed they're willing
to do this to themselves. |
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Kouhei Imamura : Agreed. |
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Aina Yoshiwara : You're one to talk! |
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Kouhei Imamura : At least nobody will hit on you if you dress up like this, Kotegawa. |
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Aina Yoshiwara : Something happen? |
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Kouhei Imamura : Yeah, on the way here. |
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Aina Yoshiwara : Wanna help out, then, Chisa? |
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Kouhei Imamura : It'll keep the pests away. |
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Chisa Kotegawa : I'd like that, but not like this. |
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Iori Kitahara : Come on, don't say that. |
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Iori Kitahara : I beg you... |
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Iori Kitahara : Please! |
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Nanaka Kotegawa : There's zero chance Chisa-chan will get hit on during OWU Fest, right? |
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Chisa Kotegawa : Why do you sound so desperate? |
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Iori Kitahara : "Why"? Are you really gonna make me spell it out? |
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Chisa Kotegawa : Yeah, why? |
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Iori Kitahara : Because I wanna see you look all ugly, that's why. |
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Chisa Kotegawa : Not in a million years, then. |
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Iori Kitahara : Please! |
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Chisa Kotegawa : Nope! |
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Iori Kitahara : Just imagine it's a haunted house! |
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Chisa Kotegawa : No way! |
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Iori Kitahara : You can make friends here if you help out! |
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Chisa Kotegawa : Denied! |
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Iori Kitahara : You might be able to get those friends to come diving with you! |
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Chisa Kotegawa : I... I'll consider it. |
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Iori Kitahara : Too easy. |
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Kouhei Imamura : Way too easy. |
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Aina Yoshiwara : Chisa... |
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Chisa Kotegawa : But if I'm embarrassing myself, I'm not doing it alone! |
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Iori Kitahara : Why would you be alone? |
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Kouhei Imamura : Cakey'll be right there with you. |
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Aina Yoshiwara : Well, yeah. |
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Chisa Kotegawa : That's not the point. |
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Iori Kitahara : Then what is? |
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Kouhei Imamura : You want him to put on makeup, too? |
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Iori Kitahara : That's crossing the line! |
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Kouhei Imamura : Quit playing! |
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Iori Kitahara : Chisa? |
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Chisa Kotegawa : Say, Iori? |
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Iori Kitahara : Yeah? |
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Chisa Kotegawa : Didn't you dress up like Azusa-san before? |
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Aina Yoshiwara : I take it Iori's in too, then? |
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Chisa Kotegawa : Okay! |
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Iori Kitahara : No-kay! |
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Kouhei Imamura : Makes sense. |
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Iori Kitahara : How? |
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Kouhei Imamura : Because you have the resume and track record to pull it off. |
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Iori Kitahara : Y-You don't say. |
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Iori Kitahara : Cakey, he can pull off a really natural female voice! Some "mix-whatever" thing! |
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Aina Yoshiwara : Hired! |
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Kouhei Imamura : Kitahara! |
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Iori Kitahara : You don't wanna be left out of the fun, do you? |
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Kouhei Imamura : Unhand me! I'm here on a very important mission! |
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Aina Yoshiwara : What's that? |
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Iori Kitahara : He wants to go grab a place in line for the voice actress concert. |
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Aina Yoshiwara : That's not for another eight hours, y'know? |
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Kouhei Imamura : So what? |
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Aina Yoshiwara : I have a better idea. |
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Iori Kitahara : You do? |
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Kouhei Imamura : I care not. |
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Kouhei Imamura : Nothing matters to me right now, other than today's concert. |
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Aina Yoshiwara : My friend has an in. If you help, I'll make sure you get to meet the voice actress. |
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Kouhei Imamura : Roar! |
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Kouhei Imamura : Tweet, tweet. |
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Iori Kitahara : He changed his tune quick! |
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Aina Yoshiwara : So you're all helping out with our cafe, right? |
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Kouhei Imamura : You got it. |
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Iori Kitahara : Wrong! |
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Iori Kitahara : All I wanted was to turn Chisa ugly... |
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Kouhei Imamura : Less talking, more working, Iori-chan. |
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Iori Kitahara : She sure is taking her sweet time, though. |
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Kouhei Imamura : You know girls take longer to get ready. |
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Iori Kitahara : Like you'd know. |
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Aina Yoshiwara : Here she is. |
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Kouhei Imamura : Oh? |
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Iori Kitahara : Ooh? |
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Aina Yoshiwara : Go on, don't be shy. |
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Chisa Kotegawa : Don't stare so much. |
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Iori Kitahara : Masterful job, Cakey. |
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Kouhei Imamura : She's dressed to kill. Kill everything good about her. |
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Aina Yoshiwara : See what I can do? |
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Chisa Kotegawa : I should've never agreed to this. |
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Iori Kitahara : I smell cake! |
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Aina Yoshiwara : Yep. They're helping out. |
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Chisa Kotegawa : Uh, Chisa Kotegawa. |
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Iori Kitahara : Don't know how to say this... |
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Kouhei Imamura : ...but this isn't our first time meeting. |
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Chisa Kotegawa : You know them? |
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Iori Kitahara : In passing. |
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Kouhei Imamura : 'Tis a cursed memory. |
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Kouhei Imamura : Hey! She just took a pic! |
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Iori Kitahara : Seriously? Delete it, please! |
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Iori Kitahara : How could you, Cakey! |
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Kouhei Imamura : What's the meaning of this? |
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Aina Yoshiwara : I... I didn't mean anything by it. |
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Aina Yoshiwara : Hey! Say one more word, and I'll seriously lose it! |
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Chisa Kotegawa : Uh... |
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Chisa Kotegawa : Oh, yes. |
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Iori Kitahara : So this is the all-girls college fest of my dreams... |
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Iori Kitahara : I don't know what I expected, but it wasn't this! |
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Aina Yoshiwara : What're you moping for? |
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Iori Kitahara : You answer my question first! |
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Aina Yoshiwara : What? What is it? |
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Iori Kitahara : Why do we get to wear normal makeup? Make us as cakey as the rest of you! |
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Kouhei Imamura : Good point. |
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Aina Yoshiwara : I just figured all the problems would head your way if I did this. |
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Kouhei Imamura : I'm getting chills! |
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Iori Kitahara : I woulda killed myself if I didn't have nerves of steel! |
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Iori Kitahara : Why is this place even getting guests? |
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Kouhei Imamura : Are people here for the thrill? |
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Aina Yoshiwara : Rude. |
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Iori Kitahara : Are you sure this is what you sisters want to be? |
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Kouhei Imamura : Your parents would faint if they saw you like this. |
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Iori Kitahara : I'd rather die than have anyone I know see me like this... |
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Azusa Hamaoka : Yoohoo! |
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Azusa Hamaoka : Talk about cakey! |
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Aina Yoshiwara : Hey, Azusa-san. |
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Azusa Hamaoka : I came to hang for a bit. |
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Aina Yoshiwara : Feel free. |
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Chisa Kotegawa : Welcome. |
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Azusa Hamaoka : Wait, is that Chi-chan? |
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Chisa Kotegawa : Y-Yes. |
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Aina Yoshiwara : I'm impressed you could tell. |
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Azusa Hamaoka : 'Course I could. Can I take a photo? |
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Chisa Kotegawa : Absolutely not! |
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Iori Kitahara : Badump! |
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Iori Kitahara : What are you doing?! |
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Azusa Hamaoka : I knew it was you, Iori! How cute! |
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Iori Kitahara : Don't flip my skirt up to check! |
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Chisa Kotegawa : Look who's talking. |
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Aina Yoshiwara : Aren't you naked most of the time? |
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Azusa Hamaoka : Which means that's Kohei over there. |
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Kouhei Imamura : Exactamundo! |
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Iori Kitahara : Yeah, I'm more myself in the nude. Time to strip. |
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Chisa Kotegawa : Don't you dare! |
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Aina Yoshiwara : They'll cancel our cafe, so keep the clothes on! |
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Azusa Hamaoka : Hey, is that you, Maya?! |
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Azusa Hamaoka : It's been ages! Everything good? |
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Iori Kitahara : How can she recognize people in that state? |
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Chisa Kotegawa : I mean, it's Azusa-san. |
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Azusa Hamaoka : Same as ever, then! |
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Aina Yoshiwara : Wait, you know Kanako's older sister? |
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Azusa Hamaoka : Yep! |
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Azusa Hamaoka : Or got it on like old times. |
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Azusa Hamaoka : P-People might take it out of context. |
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Chisa Kotegawa : In what way? |
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Iori Kitahara : Let's not go there! |
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Azusa Hamaoka : Oh, right. Are you busy right now, Iori? |
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Iori Kitahara : Unfortunately. |
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Azusa Hamaoka : Aw, too bad. I wanted your help. |
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Iori Kitahara : For what? |
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Azusa Hamaoka : Oh, my friend's on the festival committee. |
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Azusa Hamaoka : They said the concert setup is behind schedule. They might end up having to shorten it. |
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Kouhei Imamura : I'm your dog, at your service! |
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Kouhei Imamura : I'll go get changed into a more comfortable outfit! |
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Azusa Hamaoka : You okay with it? |
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Aina Yoshiwara : Kinda have to be. |
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Chisa Kotegawa : He'd snap for real if we stopped him. |
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Iori Kitahara : I'll help with the setup, too. |
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Aina Yoshiwara : Not you! |
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Chisa Kotegawa : Denied! |
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Iori Kitahara : But why?! |
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Kouhei Imamura : I'm good to go. |
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Chisa Kotegawa : What happened to comfortable? |
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Aina Yoshiwara : Can you really set up equipment like that? |
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Kouhei Imamura : Today, this is my strongest form! |
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Chisa Kotegawa : O-Oh yeah? |
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Aina Yoshiwara : If you say so. |
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Azusa Hamaoka : That's so Kohei. I'll be borrowing him for a while. |
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Kouhei Imamura : Let us hurry! |
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Iori Kitahara : He's always like that. |
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Iori Kitahara : Yeah. Every bit as gross as he looks. |
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Iori Kitahara : I keep telling him how gross he is, but he never listens. |
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Iori Kitahara : Did you say something? |
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Iori Kitahara : Oh, okay. |
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Iori Kitahara : True. But that's exactly why I also believe this. |
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Iori Kitahara : He's an... |
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Iori Kitahara : There's even more work to do now with Kohei gone. |
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Chisa Kotegawa : Better work faster, then. |
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Iori Kitahara : Yeah, yeah. |
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Iori Kitahara : Welco... |
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Iori Kitahara : ...me?! |
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Hajime Nojima : Table for four. |
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Ryuujirou Kotobuki : Sure is hot out. |
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Shinichirou Yamamoto : I'm thirsty. |
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Iori Kitahara : No! Why are these shitheads here?! |
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Iori Kitahara : I wish I hadn't been the one to greet them! |
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Ryuujirou Kotobuki : Is something wrong, miss? |
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Hajime Nojima : If you're not feeling well, let me stroke your back for you. |
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Shinichirou Yamamoto : Putting on the moves instantly, huh? |
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Ryuujirou Kotobuki : You can ignore this guy. |
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Iori Kitahara : Huh? |
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Iori Kitahara : These guys... |
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Shinichirou Yamamoto : Something on my face? |
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Ryuujirou Kotobuki : Ugly as always. |
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Hajime Nojima : Look at me instead of his ugly mug, milady. |
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Iori Kitahara : Have they not realized it's me? |
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Shinichirou Yamamoto : Me, ugly? If that's a joke, it ain't funny. |
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Ryuujirou Kotobuki : Oh, it came straight from the heart. |
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Hajime Nojima : Go look in a mirror. |
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Iori Kitahara : I'll show you to your table. |
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Ryuujirou Kotobuki : Sure. |
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Shinichirou Yamamoto : OWU... makeup... |
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Hajime Nojima : Forget about that mixer already, Yamamoto! |
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Iori Kitahara : Phew. They don't know. |
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Iori Kitahara : But why are they here anyway? |
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Shinichirou Yamamoto : Man, Mitarai, I must say... |
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Hajime Nojima : You're one nasty schemer, you know that? |
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Ryuujirou Kotobuki : You know it. |
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Shinichirou Yamamoto : Can't believe you suggested coming here early without Kitahara. |
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Iori Kitahara : Flinch! |
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Ryuujirou Kotobuki : I mean, the tickets are valid for four people. |
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Shinichirou Yamamoto : If we'd gone in a team of five, we'd have one extra. |
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Hajime Nojima : Cutting that shithead out was the best way to avoid any conflict. |
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Hajime Nojima : Besides, you know how he dresses. |
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Ryuujirou Kotobuki : That perv would've tanked our chances of success. |
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Shinichirou Yamamoto : Cutting him out was the right move. |
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Iori Kitahara : Ah, I see now. |
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Iori Kitahara : I was going to take the high road so they wouldn't find out it's me, but too bad. |
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Iori Kitahara : I'm gonna have to show 'em hell! |
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Hajime Nojima : All right, how about some drinks? |
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Ryuujirou Kotobuki : Excuse me! Can we order? |
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Iori Kitahara : Of course. What will it be? |
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Iori Kitahara : For you? |
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Ryuujirou Kotobuki : Iced coffee for me. |
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Iori Kitahara : Certainly. |
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Iori Kitahara : And for you, sir? |
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Hajime Nojima : Iced coffee for me too. |
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Iori Kitahara : Certainly. |
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Iori Kitahara : And for the virgin over there? |
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Shinichirou Yamamoto : Hey, who asks like that?! |
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Shinichirou Yamamoto : I'm not a virgin! |
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Ryuujirou Kotobuki : Sit down, virgin. |
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Hajime Nojima : Your fault for looking like a virgin, virgin. |
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Iori Kitahara : My apologies. |
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Iori Kitahara : All I could see was a virgin, nothing else. |
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Shinichirou Yamamoto : Some apology that was! You're just tacking on more insults! |
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Ryuujirou Kotobuki : Facts are facts. |
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Hajime Nojima : That's all I see, too. |
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Iori Kitahara : Let me ask again. |
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Iori Kitahara : What will the virgin-for-life have? |
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Shinichirou Yamamoto : We don't know what the future holds! |
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Hajime Nojima : Sit down, eternal virgin. |
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Ryuujirou Kotobuki : Facts are facts. |
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Shinichirou Yamamoto : Fine. Iced coffee. |
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Iori Kitahara : Certainly. Let me double-check your order. |
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Iori Kitahara : Three cherry cokes, yes? |
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Shinichirou Yamamoto : I didn't order that either! |
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Iori Kitahara : I'm sorry. That was just a fun little joke. |
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Shinichirou Yamamoto : It hurt my very soul, though. |
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Ryuujirou Kotobuki : Oh, so it was just a fun little joke. |
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Hajime Nojima : You're so playful. |
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Iori Kitahara : I'm really sorry. |
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Iori Kitahara : How would you like some coffee-flavored cocktails? |
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Ryuujirou Kotobuki : Oh, you serve booze? |
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Hajime Nojima : Coffee-flavored cocktails, huh... |
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Shinichirou Yamamoto : Not a bad idea. |
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Shinichirou Yamamoto : Let's pre-game before we go hit on girls. |
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Hajime Nojima : Sounds good. |
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Ryuujirou Kotobuki : I'll have one too. |
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Iori Kitahara : Thank you. |
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Iori Kitahara : Please give us a bit. |
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Ryuujirou Kotobuki : Sure thing. |
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Hajime Nojima : We'll wait. |
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Iori Kitahara : How weird. |
(0:15:09.25) |
Iori Kitahara : Where is it? |
(0:15:11.46) |
Aina Yoshiwara : What're you looking for? |
(0:15:13.01) |
Iori Kitahara : Hey, Cakey. |
(0:15:14.43) |
Iori Kitahara : I can't find the Spirytus. |
(0:15:15.97) |
Aina Yoshiwara : Can you not take it for granted that we'd have it? |
(0:15:19.06) |
Aina Yoshiwara : What even is the order? |
(0:15:22.57) |
Iori Kitahara : Coffee-flavored cocktails. |
(0:15:24.34) |
Aina Yoshiwara : Use this Kahlua, then. |
(0:15:26.36) |
Iori Kitahara : I can't take them out with this weak-ass booze, though. |
(0:15:29.00) |
Aina Yoshiwara : What are you trying to do to our guests?! |
(0:15:31.54) |
Aina Yoshiwara : Don't cause a fuss, or security will throw you out! |
(0:15:33.78) |
Iori Kitahara : Ugh, fine. Guess I'll have to use this. |
(0:15:38.60) |
Aina Yoshiwara : Also, don't toilet squat in a maid outfit! |
(0:15:41.60) |
Iori Kitahara : Here's your order! |
(0:15:46.69) |
Shinichirou Yamamoto : Aye, let's go! |
(0:15:48.81) |
Ryuujirou Kotobuki : Doesn't look any different from actual coffee. |
(0:15:50.22) |
Hajime Nojima : You said coffee-flavored. Did you use Kahlua, then? |
(0:15:53.56) |
Iori Kitahara : Yes, I used Kahlua for the base... |
(0:15:55.72) |
Iori Kitahara : and ink for the coloring! |
(0:15:58.41) |
Shinichirou Yamamoto : Why the hell would you add ink?! |
(0:16:03.31) |
Hajime Nojima : Kahlua has plenty of color by itself! |
(0:16:05.46) |
Iori Kitahara : Sorry, I thought it'd make it better. |
(0:16:07.81) |
Ryuujirou Kotobuki : Make what better, exactly?! |
(0:16:10.01) |
Iori Kitahara : I'm profusely sorry. |
(0:16:12.32) |
Iori Kitahara : Can I make it up to you by giving you my contact details? |
(0:16:16.77) |
Iori Kitahara : I don't have my phone on me, so could you give me yours? |
(0:16:25.25) |
Iori Kitahara : I'll add my contact. |
(0:16:28.40) |
Ryuujirou Kotobuki : A-OK! |
(0:16:30.09) |
Shinichirou Yamamoto : You better share later! |
(0:16:31.45) |
Hajime Nojima : You're dead if you keep it to yourself! |
(0:16:33.73) |
Iori Kitahara : Ah! |
(0:16:40.04) |
Shinichirou Yamamoto : Is something wrong? |
(0:16:40.90) |
Iori Kitahara : I went and pressed the wrong thing. |
(0:16:42.10) |
Ryuujirou Kotobuki : Oh, it happens. |
(0:16:44.85) |
Shinichirou Yamamoto : It's someone else's phone. |
(0:16:46.58) |
Hajime Nojima : I don't blame ya. |
(0:16:48.59) |
Ryuujirou Kotobuki : Did you enter the wrong ID? |
(0:16:50.54) |
Iori Kitahara : No, I slipped up and... |
(0:16:52.65) |
Iori Kitahara : sent this person here this text. |
(0:16:54.91) |
Ryuujirou Kotobuki : "Picking up girls in the Cakey Cafe rn." |
(0:16:57.50) |
Ryuujirou Kotobuki : That's one absurd slip-up right there! |
(0:17:05.85) |
Iori Kitahara : I'm sorry. I'm terrible with gadgets. |
(0:17:08.51) |
Shinichirou Yamamoto : Don't worry about it. |
(0:17:11.13) |
Hajime Nojima : He deserves it for hitting on chicks when he already has a lady. |
(0:17:13.56) |
Ryuujirou Kotobuki : Hey, don't tell her I have a lady! |
(0:17:16.91) |
Ryuujirou Kotobuki : Wha? |
(0:17:20.57) |
Hajime Nojima : It's dangerous. Come this way. |
(0:17:27.90) |
Iori Kitahara : Okay. |
(0:17:29.38) |
Shinichirou Yamamoto : Quit wrapping your arm around her shoulder! |
(0:17:30.23) |
Hajime Nojima : Oh, my bad. |
(0:17:32.80) |
Iori Kitahara : Um, if you don't mind... |
(0:17:38.70) |
Iori Kitahara : there's someone I'd like you to meet. |
(0:17:43.40) |
Hajime Nojima : Wow. |
(0:17:46.00) |
Iori Kitahara : Please? |
(0:17:48.93) |
Hajime Nojima : Your parents, you mean? |
(0:17:52.17) |
Hajime Nojima : While I do think we're jumping the gun, I'll do it for you. |
(0:17:54.62) |
Hajime Nojima : I'll meet them. |
(0:17:58.53) |
Hajime Nojima : Huh? |
(0:18:06.86) |
Iori Kitahara : That man started touching me and saying, "I'll never let you go." |
(0:18:08.65) |
Hajime Nojima : Let me go! This is a mistake! |
(0:18:16.32) |
Shinichirou Yamamoto : No, I saw it too. |
(0:18:19.41) |
Ryuujirou Kotobuki : He's definitely a molester. |
(0:18:21.56) |
Hajime Nojima : If I am, then he is too! |
(0:18:24.61) |
Shinichirou Yamamoto : What?! |
(0:18:27.39) |
Iori Kitahara : While you're taking out the trash, take him away too. |
(0:18:29.90) |
Ryuujirou Kotobuki : Trash?! |
(0:18:32.38) |
Iori Kitahara : Heh. At last, the evil is defeated. |
(0:18:37.49) |
Iori Kitahara : Aight. It's 2 PM soon. |
(0:18:41.02) |
Aina Yoshiwara : Hey, Iori. |
(0:18:44.16) |
Aina Yoshiwara : I told you not to cause a fuss, didn't I? |
(0:18:46.24) |
Hajime Nojima : That was you, you bastard?! |
(0:18:57.44) |
Shinichirou Yamamoto : How dare you mock my innocence! |
(0:18:59.79) |
Ryuujirou Kotobuki : How are ya gonna fix this?! |
(0:19:01.82) |
Iori Kitahara : Shaddup! |
(0:19:03.00) |
Hajime Nojima : Let's stop. It's pointless. |
(0:19:11.66) |
Shinichirou Yamamoto : Fair. |
(0:19:13.26) |
Ryuujirou Kotobuki : We're wasting time like this. |
(0:19:14.42) |
Hajime Nojima : How about we go grab a drink? |
(0:19:16.51) |
Iori Kitahara : Doesn't look like we're getting back in. |
(0:19:18.66) |
Hajime Nojima : I mean, if we did get back in... |
(0:19:21.47) |
Shinichirou Yamamoto : ...who'd want to go see girls like those? |
(0:19:24.50) |
Ryuujirou Kotobuki : Good point. |
(0:19:27.38) |
Ryuujirou Kotobuki : What's that? |
(0:19:30.44) |
Hajime Nojima : Looks like a production truck. |
(0:19:31.73) |
Shinichirou Yamamoto : They came to cover the fest? |
(0:19:34.04) |
Shinichirou Yamamoto : No wonder those tickets were gone in a flash. |
(0:19:36.56) |
Iori Kitahara : We can watch it on mobile. |
(0:19:40.55) |
Hajime Nojima : Show us. |
(0:19:42.20) |
Ryuujirou Kotobuki : Second half? |
(0:19:52.76) |
Shinichirou Yamamoto : What's that about? |
(0:19:53.81) |
Aina Yoshiwara : Please. |
(0:20:09.45) |
Chisa Kotegawa : Please... |
(0:20:11.10) |
Iori Kitahara : So it seems. |
(0:20:12.70) |
Shinichirou Yamamoto : A second half without the gaudy makeup?! |
(0:20:14.58) |
Ryuujirou Kotobuki : I didn't know those girls were this cute! |
(0:20:16.73) |
Hajime Nojima : I wish I'd known! |
(0:20:19.31) |
Ryuujirou Kotobuki : We can't go back in, though. |
(0:20:21.90) |
Hajime Nojima : No tickets, either. |
(0:20:24.21) |
Shinichirou Yamamoto : Oh, well. |
(0:20:25.65) |
Iori Kitahara : Yeah... |
(0:20:27.16) |
Iori Kitahara : It sucks, but there's nothing we can do. |
(0:20:28.70) |
Iori Kitahara : We won't cause any problems! |
(0:20:39.38) |
Shinichirou Yamamoto : Want a shoulder massage? |
(0:20:41.28) |
Hajime Nojima : How about a free meal?! |
(0:20:42.41) |
Ryuujirou Kotobuki : If it goes well, we'll introduce their friends! |
(0:20:43.55) |
Iori Kitahara : Okay, fine! |
(0:20:48.68) |
Hajime Nojima : We'll all strip! |
(0:20:50.06) |
Ryuujirou Kotobuki : And dance naked! |
(0:20:51.02) |
Shinichirou Yamamoto : Float like a butterfly! |
(0:20:52.11) |
Iori Kitahara : All right, boys, get to it! |
(0:20:55.26) |
Iori Kitahara : We got kicked the hell out this time. |
(0:21:02.18) |
Ryuujirou Kotobuki : They were fuming. |
(0:21:03.92) |
Hajime Nojima : Our passion didn't get through to them. |
(0:21:06.40) |
Shinichirou Yamamoto : How vexing. |
(0:21:08.84) |
Ryuujirou Kotobuki : But hey, we did all we could. |
(0:21:10.33) |
Shinichirou Yamamoto : We practically begged them. |
(0:21:14.22) |
Hajime Nojima : And even that didn't work, so now we know to drop it. |
(0:21:17.39) |
Iori Kitahara : Yeah, we'll give up on having them let us in... |
(0:21:21.55) |
Iori Kitahara : and force ourselves in! |
(0:21:27.55) |
Iori Kitahara : Now, what's on the next episode of Grand Blue Dreaming
? |
(0:23:16.12) |
Iori Kitahara : Iori here. I hope the hot summer isn't wearing you out. |
(0:23:19.85) |
Iori Kitahara : The idiots and I came to the girls' college fest but got thrown out. |
(0:23:23.54) |
Iori Kitahara : But our lust isn't about to give in! |
(0:23:28.22) |
Iori Kitahara : Next episode, we have "The Idiots' Re-Entry Operation," |
(0:23:31.22) |
Iori Kitahara : "Kohei Attends the Concert," and "Sakurako-sama Appears"! |
(0:23:34.22) |
Iori Kitahara : Don't miss the next episode! |
(0:23:37.97) |
Iori Kitahara : Rock, paper... |
(0:23:40.61) |
Iori Kitahara : scissors! |
(0:23:42.02) |