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▶ Young Vash : Good morning, Jeff.	(0:01:12.96)
▶ Young Vash : Good morning, Arthur.	(0:01:14.63)
▶ Young Vash : Good morning, Kate.	(0:01:16.45)
▶ Young Vash : Good morning, everyone.	(0:01:18.72)
▶ Rem Saverem : Vash, come back immediately!	(0:01:26.82)
▶ Millions Knives : This is a Level E-3 emergency.	(0:01:35.91)
▶ Millions Knives : Formation maintenance program: phase 5 recalculating.	(0:01:38.44)
▶ Millions Knives : This ship is in free fall.	(0:01:43.30)
▶ Millions Knives : Please evacuate as quickly as possible.	(0:01:45.17)
▶ Millions Knives : Once again, please evacuate as quickly as possible.	(0:01:48.05)
▶ Young Vash : She's not here!	(0:01:49.07)
▶ Rem Saverem : Vash!	(0:01:55.83)
▶ Young Vash : Nai! Rem!	(0:01:58.98)
▶ Young Vash : What's going on?! Why is the ship in free fall?!	(0:02:02.11)
▶ Rem Saverem : Everything's fine. The ship's AI is just exaggerating.	(0:02:04.94)
▶ Rem Saverem : Now follow me, you two.	(0:02:08.64)
▶ Rem Saverem : Get inside. And hurry.	(0:02:21.50)
▶ Young Vash : What about everyone still sleeping?	(0:02:23.08)
▶ Young Vash : They'll be able to escape, right?	(0:02:24.68)
▶ Rem Saverem : Of course they will.	(0:02:26.55)
▶ Rem Saverem : Now get ready.	(0:02:27.59)
▶ Young Knives : You come too, Rem.	(0:02:32.04)
▶ Rem Saverem : I love you both.	(0:02:39.46)
▶ Young Vash : Rem?	(0:02:42.40)
▶ Rem Saverem : Vash, Nai... I want you two to survive.	(0:02:44.21)
▶ Rem Saverem : Meeting you...	(0:02:49.79)
▶ Rem Saverem : ...has brought me so much joy!	(0:02:53.49)
▶ Young Vash : R-Rem!	(0:02:59.07)
▶ Young Vash : REM!	(0:03:27.92)
▶ Roberto De Niro : JuLai doesn't do that often.	(0:04:22.30)
▶ Roberto De Niro : Man, what a waste.	(0:04:25.45)
▶ Roberto De Niro : You tryin' to die young, newbie?	(0:04:27.44)
▶ Meryl Stryfe : You shouldn't be drinking while we're working anyway, Roberto.	(0:04:30.11)
▶ Meryl Stryfe : Moreover...	(0:04:35.28)
▶ Meryl Stryfe : My name is not ＂newbie.＂	(0:04:37.68)
▶ Roberto De Niro : Thanks for the update.	(0:04:40.64)
▶ Roberto De Niro : Graduated from November University, huh?	(0:04:45.35)
▶ Roberto De Niro : Pretty elite.	(0:04:47.94)
▶ Meryl Stryfe : Becoming a reporter was my dream.	(0:04:49.23)
▶ Roberto De Niro : Not much of a dream.	(0:04:51.74)
▶ Meryl Stryfe : Someday I'll be on the news desk—	(0:04:53.60)
▶ Roberto De Niro : Wow, I didn't know we had a rising star on this little gossip piece.	(0:04:56.12)
▶ Roberto De Niro : This is why I didn't want to babysit a newbie.	(0:05:03.58)
▶ Meryl Stryfe : We're on the job.	(0:05:08.42)
▶ Meryl Stryfe : Also, please refer to me by my name.	(0:05:10.28)
▶ Meryl Stryfe : I'm Meryl Stryfe.	(0:05:13.55)
▶ Roberto De Niro : That so?	(0:05:16.63)
▶ Roberto De Niro : Well, let me tell you something, newbie.	(0:05:19.20)
▶ Roberto De Niro : This scorching planet, Noman's Land,	(0:05:23.40)
▶ Roberto De Niro : is cruel beyond belief.	(0:05:27.32)
▶ Roberto De Niro : It's a dog-eat-dog world.	(0:05:29.90)
▶ Roberto De Niro : You'll find out soon enough.	(0:05:37.15)
▶ Roberto De Niro : You've got a lot to learn about doing what it takes to survive, young lady.	(0:05:39.08)
▶ Meryl Stryfe : Are you done mocking me?	(0:05:44.43)
▶ Roberto De Niro : You're spilling my booze!	(0:05:47.00)
▶ Meryl Stryfe : Just you wait until I get my big scoop...	(0:05:48.44)
▶ Roberto De Niro : Right, sure.	(0:05:50.95)
▶ Meryl Stryfe : I'll be running the news bureau!	(0:05:52.45)
▶ Roberto De Niro : Calm down, would you?	(0:05:54.91)
▶ Meryl Stryfe : Are you listening?	(0:05:57.32)
▶ Roberto De Niro : Yeah, yeah.	(0:05:59.02)
▶ Meryl Stryfe : I forgot to charge the battery...	(0:06:05.24)
▶ Roberto De Niro : You'll be toast before you know it.	(0:06:09.44)
▶ Meryl Stryfe : I'm thirsty...	(0:06:18.35)
▶ Meryl Stryfe : Does that ＂Humanoid Typhoon＂ or whatever even exist?	(0:06:20.93)
▶ Roberto De Niro : You've seriously never heard of him?	(0:06:26.63)
▶ Roberto De Niro : If you meet him, you're done for.	(0:06:30.42)
▶ Roberto De Niro : He's a walking disaster.	(0:06:32.27)
▶ Roberto De Niro : That's how he got that nickname...	(0:06:35.47)
▶ Meryl Stryfe : The Humanoid Typhoon.	(0:06:37.89)
▶ Meryl Stryfe : Real people aren't monsters like that. There's no way.	(0:06:41.51)
▶ Meryl Stryfe : But I won't give up, no matter how unreasonable the assignment!	(0:06:45.79)
▶ Roberto De Niro : Sure.	(0:06:49.17)
▶ Meryl Stryfe : No matter how long it takes, I'll get my scoop—	(0:06:49.86)
▶ Meryl Stryfe : Roberto!	(0:06:54.62)
▶ Roberto De Niro : That'd be the aftermath.	(0:06:55.82)
▶ Roberto De Niro : Looks like the work of the Bad Lads Gang.	(0:07:00.31)
▶ Roberto De Niro : They really did a number on this corpse.	(0:07:04.76)
▶ Vash the Stampede : There it goes.	(0:07:19.32)
▶ Meryl Stryfe : Creepy...	(0:07:33.07)
▶ Roberto De Niro : I agree. Let's go.	(0:07:34.02)
▶ Vash the Stampede : Hey, hold on!	(0:07:35.74)
▶ Meryl Stryfe : But...	(0:07:37.47)
▶ Meryl Stryfe : We can't just leave him hanging here.	(0:07:38.90)
▶ Roberto De Niro : Hey...	(0:07:41.20)
▶ Vash the Stampede : Thank you.	(0:07:42.79)
▶ Roberto De Niro : Are you a gunman?	(0:07:48.72)
▶ Vash the Stampede : Yeah, I guess... But I'm not much of a fighter.	(0:07:50.57)
▶ Meryl Stryfe : A gunman who's not a fighter?	(0:07:55.47)
▶ Roberto De Niro : Lost technology, eh?	(0:07:57.40)
▶ Roberto De Niro : I recognize those uniforms.	(0:08:04.97)
▶ Roberto De Niro : What are the JuLai military police doing all the way out here?	(0:08:07.14)
▶ Meryl Stryfe : Military police?	(0:08:10.60)
▶ Meryl Stryfe : They can help us!	(0:08:11.64)
▶ Roberto De Niro : Hey!	(0:08:12.85)
▶ Meryl Stryfe : Over here!	(0:08:13.70)
▶ Chuck Lee : Good, a person.	(0:08:16.77)
▶ Chuck Lee : Have you seen this man around here?	(0:08:19.36)
▶ Chuck Lee : Well? Have you, young lady?	(0:08:25.09)
▶ Roberto De Niro : What has this man done?	(0:08:28.79)
▶ Chuck Lee : Reporters, eh?	(0:08:30.63)
▶ Chuck Lee : You must have heard of him, then.	(0:08:31.85)
▶ Chuck Lee : They call him the Humanoid Typhoon.	(0:08:33.89)
▶ Chuck Lee : He's killed folks all over, and he's running around destroying plants.	(0:08:36.19)
▶ Chuck Lee : He's a vicious criminal with a $$6,000,000 bounty on his head.	(0:08:39.70)
▶ Chuck Lee : So, have you seen him or not?	(0:08:43.99)
▶ Meryl Stryfe : I saw him!	(0:08:48.06)
▶ Meryl Stryfe : Over there!	(0:08:49.31)
▶ Meryl Stryfe : He went that way!	(0:08:50.43)
▶ Chuck Lee : You should have said so sooner, fool!	(0:08:51.79)
▶ Vash the Stampede : Thank you!	(0:08:57.10)
▶ Meryl Stryfe : I'll turn you over to the military police after I get an exclusive interview!	(0:09:00.69)
▶ Roberto De Niro : Well done, newbie.	(0:09:04.65)
▶ Meryl Stryfe : My name's Meryl Stryfe.	(0:09:06.19)
▶ Meryl Stryfe : And besides, if he's been falsely accused,	(0:09:07.86)
▶ Meryl Stryfe : it's our job as reporters to clear his name.	(0:09:10.21)
▶ Vash the Stampede : Running into such nice folks... I can't believe my luck!	(0:09:13.65)
▶ Vash the Stampede : What a blessing!	(0:09:16.52)
▶ Meryl Stryfe : Oh, don't go flattering me.	(0:09:18.58)
▶ Roberto De Niro : There's something sketchy about him.	(0:09:21.41)
▶ Vash the Stampede : Why don't we do the exclusive interview at the diner instead of out here?	(0:09:23.26)
▶ Meryl Stryfe : What?	(0:09:28.60)
▶ Vash the Stampede : Huh?	(0:09:29.22)
▶ Meryl Stryfe : There's a diner?	(0:09:30.08)
▶ Vash the Stampede : Yeah?	(0:09:31.09)
▶ Meryl Stryfe : Wh-Why didn't you say so earlier?!	(0:09:31.71)
▶ Meryl Stryfe : Is it this way?	(0:09:34.21)
▶ Vash the Stampede : W-W-W-W-Wait! Not that way!	(0:09:35.03)
▶ Meryl Stryfe : So is it this way?	(0:09:37.53)
▶ Vash the Stampede : Er, no...	(0:09:39.17)
▶ Meryl Stryfe : Then it has to be this way!	(0:09:40.79)
▶ Vash the Stampede : No, not exactly...	(0:09:42.15)
▶ Roberto De Niro : The Humanoid Typhoon, huh?	(0:09:42.51)
▶ Meryl Stryfe : Is there really a diner?	(0:09:43.94)
▶ Roberto De Niro : Vash the Stampede.	(0:09:45.70)
▶ Vash the Stampede : Yes...	(0:09:46.41)
▶ Meryl Stryfe : Then tell me where it is!	(0:09:47.86)
▶ Roberto De Niro : Just who is he?	(0:09:49.17)
▶ Meryl Stryfe : Damn it!	(0:09:51.10)
▶ Meryl Stryfe : Water...	(0:10:01.59)
▶ Meryl Stryfe : The western city of Jeneora Rock.	(0:10:07.21)
▶ Meryl Stryfe : Water, please.	(0:10:36.40)
▶ Rosa : I can't hear you if you don't speak up.	(0:10:37.44)
▶ Vash the Stampede : I figured she'd be here!	(0:10:40.97)
▶ Roberto De Niro : This newbie's more trouble than most.	(0:10:43.01)
▶ Rosa : Vash!	(0:10:46.02)
▶ Vash the Stampede : Got a second on the way, Rosa?	(0:10:49.93)
▶ Rosa : Looks like it.	(0:10:51.34)
▶ Vash the Stampede : Where's the hubby?	(0:10:52.17)
▶ Rosa : I kicked his lazy ass out.	(0:10:52.83)
▶ Vash the Stampede : You never change.	(0:10:54.63)
▶ Meryl Stryfe : You two seem pretty close...	(0:10:55.98)
▶ Rosa : He saved the whole town of Jeneora Rock, after all.	(0:10:58.06)
▶ Meryl Stryfe : He did?	(0:11:01.96)
▶ Rosa : And just who are you, exactly?	(0:11:02.87)
▶ Rosa : What are you planning to do with Vash?	(0:11:04.80)
▶ Rosa : Depending on your answer, things might get bloody.	(0:11:06.57)
▶ Vash the Stampede : They're both friends of mine!	(0:11:08.80)
▶ Rosa : Then what's with the rope around you?	(0:11:11.37)
▶ Vash the Stampede : What rope?	(0:11:13.23)
▶ Rosa : Fine.	(0:11:15.53)
▶ Rosa : You must have a good reason for being with them.	(0:11:17.24)
▶ Rosa : What'll it be for the lot of you?	(0:11:20.62)
▶ Roberto De Niro : I'll have a whiskey.	(0:11:23.08)
▶ Meryl Stryfe : We're on the job.	(0:11:24.25)
▶ Meryl Stryfe : Three waters, please.	(0:11:25.69)
▶ Roberto De Niro : Graduates are so uptight.	(0:11:26.85)
▶ Meryl Stryfe : I'll have you know that's what got me good grades at November University...	(0:11:29.73)
▶ Roberto De Niro : Newbie...	(0:11:35.68)
▶ Rosa : Sorry it's dirty.	(0:11:43.46)
▶ Rosa : Our water-producing plant broke down,	(0:11:45.30)
▶ Rosa : so we've been buying it from another town.	(0:11:47.80)
▶ Rosa : No one will have clean water for a while.	(0:11:50.72)
▶ Meryl Stryfe : Your plant?	(0:11:53.45)
▶ Rosa : But since you three came around, maybe things are looking up for us.	(0:11:54.51)
▶ Rosa : Would you take another look at it, Vash?	(0:11:59.77)
▶ Roberto De Niro : Wouldn't have pegged you as a plant engineer.	(0:12:05.32)
▶ Vash the Stampede : I know, right?	(0:12:09.36)
▶ Rosa : It broke down a few years ago as well.	(0:12:21.91)
▶ Rosa : Vash fixed it, free of charge.	(0:12:25.12)
▶ Roberto De Niro : So that's how he saved the town.	(0:12:27.98)
▶ Roberto De Niro : You know what plants are, I trust, newbie.	(0:12:31.58)
▶ Meryl Stryfe : Of course I do!	(0:12:35.13)
▶ Meryl Stryfe : They're biological generators	(0:12:37.26)
▶ Meryl Stryfe : that produce everything humanity needs to survive on this desert planet.	(0:12:39.10)
▶ Meryl Stryfe : Part of the technology lost after the Spacefaring Age.	(0:12:43.58)
▶ Roberto De Niro : A textbook answer from Miss Good Grades.	(0:12:46.37)
▶ Roberto De Niro : We can't build them anymore.	(0:12:50.96)
▶ Roberto De Niro : If you want one, you have to pay a premium or steal it.	(0:12:54.44)
▶ Roberto De Niro : Hence why every town keeps tight control of theirs.	(0:12:59.03)
▶ Meryl Stryfe : That one's red...	(0:13:04.82)
▶ Vash the Stampede : A red plant...	(0:13:06.80)
▶ Rosa : Is that bad?	(0:13:10.33)
▶ Vash the Stampede : It's dying.	(0:13:12.22)
▶ Rosa : What?	(0:13:13.41)
▶ Vash the Stampede : Buying a new one would cost a fortune.	(0:13:14.87)
▶ Vash the Stampede : But if we do nothing, something even worse will happen.	(0:13:19.58)
▶ Chuck Lee : So you need a ton of money, do you?	(0:13:24.63)
▶ Chuck Lee : We've tracked you down, Humanoid Typhoon!	(0:13:28.81)
▶ Rosa : The JuLai military police?	(0:13:31.82)
▶ Chuck Lee : Haven't you heard about the huge bounty on that man's head?	(0:13:33.33)
▶ Rosa : Six million...?	(0:13:39.76)
▶ Chuck Lee : Funnily enough, that's just about the cost of a new plant.	(0:13:42.56)
▶ Chuck Lee : If you turn him in, it'll solve this town's problems.	(0:13:47.24)
▶ Vash the Stampede : I'd really prefer not to fight...	(0:13:51.23)
▶ Chuck Lee : Then come along quietly!	(0:13:53.76)
▶ Chuck Lee : Tie him up!	(0:13:57.60)
▶ Meryl Stryfe : This is awful...	(0:14:08.31)
▶ Chuck Lee : No one's gonna save you!	(0:14:10.47)
▶ Chuck Lee : Six million is worth more to them than your life!	(0:14:12.65)
▶ Vash the Stampede : Ow... Maybe we could settle this peacefully?	(0:14:16.29)
▶ Chuck Lee : Okay, let's take him back to JuLai.	(0:14:20.21)
▶ Roberto De Niro : Hey, hey, hey now! You sure about this?	(0:14:26.32)
▶ Meryl Stryfe : Roberto?	(0:14:31.52)
▶ Roberto De Niro : This is gonna make a great article.	(0:14:32.51)
▶ Chuck Lee : You're the reporter from the desert.	(0:14:35.73)
▶ Roberto De Niro : How about this for a headline?	(0:14:37.54)
▶ Roberto De Niro : ＂JuLai Military Police Show Their Weakness,	(0:14:39.68)
▶ Roberto De Niro : Cowardly Drawing Guns on Unarmed Suspect!＂	(0:14:42.65)
▶ Meryl Stryfe : What? Oh... Right!	(0:14:47.30)
▶ Roberto De Niro : If you're a real man, you'll settle this with a duel.	(0:14:49.12)
▶ Vash the Stampede : A duel?!	(0:14:54.05)
▶ Meryl Stryfe : Great idea!	(0:14:54.83)
▶ Roberto De Niro : Otherwise you'll be known as a coward for the rest of your days.	(0:14:55.53)
▶ Chuck Lee : Enough!	(0:15:02.78)
▶ Meryl Stryfe : It was a joke! We were just kidding!	(0:15:03.76)
▶ Chuck Lee : You're on.	(0:15:05.86)
▶ Vash the Stampede : Um...	(0:15:13.08)
▶ Meryl Stryfe : Roberto, I'm not sure a duel was the best idea...	(0:15:24.94)
▶ Meryl Stryfe : I mean, he seems really bad at this.	(0:15:29.51)
▶ Roberto De Niro : You don't win a duel by drawing first.	(0:15:33.88)
▶ Meryl Stryfe : Huh?	(0:15:37.19)
▶ Roberto De Niro : If you shoot too early or too slow, you lose.	(0:15:37.90)
▶ Roberto De Niro : Just watch.	(0:15:41.63)
▶ Roberto De Niro : He might not be as bad as you think.	(0:15:43.52)
▶ Chuck Lee : Draw.	(0:15:57.34)
▶ Chuck Lee : Draw!	(0:16:01.20)
▶ Vash the Stampede : No.	(0:16:02.70)
▶ Chuck Lee : Draw! This is a duel!	(0:16:03.93)
▶ Vash the Stampede : I said no.	(0:16:07.51)
▶ Vash the Stampede : This is stupid.	(0:16:12.27)
▶ Chuck Lee : I suppose you're right.	(0:16:20.06)
▶ Chuck Lee : It is stupid.	(0:16:22.96)
▶ Chuck Lee : A fight should be a show!	(0:16:33.86)
▶ Chuck Lee : I never wanted to duel you in the first place!	(0:16:54.02)
▶ Chuck Lee : Let's enjoy ourselves, Humanoid Typhoon!	(0:16:57.31)
▶ Vash the Stampede : He's crazy...	(0:16:58.08)
▶ Meryl Stryfe : That coward!	(0:17:02.01)
▶ Roberto De Niro : You've nearly died enough today, newbie.	(0:17:05.48)
▶ Roberto De Niro : Remember, we're only reporters.	(0:17:08.33)
▶ Roberto De Niro : We're not military police or bodyguards.	(0:17:11.57)
▶ Meryl Stryfe : But...	(0:17:14.13)
▶ Roberto De Niro : You'd do well to remember only the privileged get to sling around the word ＂coward.＂	(0:17:14.76)
▶ Roberto De Niro : Got that?	(0:17:22.20)
▶ Meryl Stryfe : Yes.	(0:17:25.10)
▶ Rosa : Vash, this way! Hurry!	(0:17:25.89)
▶ Vash the Stampede : Take cover inside!	(0:17:28.27)
▶ Meryl Stryfe : He's trying to keep everyone out of harm's way.	(0:17:31.52)
▶ Roberto De Niro : Acting brave now is pretty foolish.	(0:17:34.90)
▶ Roberto De Niro : He's like you: not long for this world.	(0:17:38.45)
▶ Vash the Stampede : Huh...? Wait, what? Huh?	(0:17:53.08)
▶ Vash the Stampede : What...? What? Wh-What?!	(0:17:55.84)
▶ Vash the Stampede : Huh?! H-H-H-H-Huh?!	(0:17:57.91)
▶ Vash the Stampede : How the...	(0:17:59.66)
▶ Meryl Stryfe : Don't tell me...	(0:18:00.87)
▶ Vash the Stampede : Um, I'm out of bullets.	(0:18:02.29)
▶ Meryl Stryfe : Unbelievable.	(0:18:05.02)
▶ Chuck Lee : What an idiot!	(0:18:08.41)
▶ Vash the Stampede : Ammo! Please, I need some ammo!	(0:18:09.87)
▶ Vash the Stampede : Does anyone have .22 caliber bullets?!	(0:18:12.32)
▶ Vash the Stampede : Someone!	(0:18:15.78)
▶ Vash the Stampede : Anyone!	(0:18:17.40)
▶ Meryl Stryfe : Why isn't anyone helping him?	(0:18:20.65)
▶ Meryl Stryfe : Huh?	(0:18:26.97)
▶ Vash the Stampede : Please! I need .22 caliber bullets!	(0:18:28.04)
▶ Meryl Stryfe : I've got one!	(0:18:36.50)
▶ Meryl Stryfe : This is from Rosa!	(0:18:39.81)
▶ Vash the Stampede : Huh?	(0:18:47.26)
▶ Meryl Stryfe : Hey!	(0:18:48.85)
▶ Vash the Stampede : My bullet!	(0:18:50.68)
▶ Vash the Stampede : Gotcha!	(0:19:04.94)
▶ Roberto De Niro : Just one bullet?	(0:19:06.26)
▶ Meryl Stryfe : Not my fault.	(0:19:08.21)
▶ Vash the Stampede : Thank you.	(0:19:09.24)
▶ Chuck Lee : I don't think so!	(0:19:14.84)
▶ Vash the Stampede : That's enough!	(0:19:19.14)
▶ Chuck Lee : Y-You'll pay for this!	(0:19:56.54)
▶ Meryl Stryfe : You sure know how to handle a gun.	(0:20:01.88)
▶ Vash the Stampede : Gosh, that sure was a surprise! I wasn't sure one bullet would be enough.	(0:20:07.00)
▶ Vash the Stampede : I'm one lucky duck.	(0:20:12.36)
▶ Roberto De Niro : Who are you afraid of?	(0:20:19.43)
▶ Roberto De Niro : Does it have something to do with that red plant?	(0:20:22.23)
▶ Roberto De Niro : You weren't fazed in the least by the military police.	(0:20:27.44)
▶ Roberto De Niro : So tell me... What does scare you?	(0:20:32.87)
▶ Vash the Stampede : I have a brother.	(0:20:39.24)
▶ Young Knives : A brilliant success! I finally did it!	(0:20:52.77)
▶ Young Vash : How could you?	(0:20:57.21)
▶ Young Knives : Don't worry. I made sure the plant ship would survive.	(0:20:58.81)
▶ Young Vash : But you killed even Rem !	(0:21:02.53)
▶ Young Knives : Don't you scold me.	(0:21:05.59)
▶ Young Knives : You're my accomplice.	(0:21:07.77)
▶ Young Knives : Right, Vash?	(0:21:18.82)
▶ Vash the Stampede : Millions Knives.	(0:21:43.44)
▶ Vash the Stampede : Have you ever heard that name?	(0:21:45.92)
▶ Millions Knives : So you've found him.	(0:21:53.57)
▶ Millions Knives : Take me there to retrieve him.	(0:21:56.54)
▶ Millions Knives : They're filthy parasites...	(0:22:01.36)
▶ Millions Knives : And this time, I'll completely eliminate them.	(0:22:06.68)