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Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Yes, coming! (0:00:57.53)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Right, uh... (0:01:02.62)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Could I ask who's... (0:01:06.08)
Yuki : Forgive me for the imposition, (0:01:10.25)
Yuki : but would you be willing
to employ me as your servant?
(0:01:13.51)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : I'm sorry. My parents aren't around
currently, so the place is a mess.
(0:03:01.45)
Yuki : It's fine. (0:03:04.95)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Oh, would you like something to drink? (0:03:06.58)
Yuki : Please don't trouble yourself. (0:03:08.66)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : I let her in without thinking, but... (0:03:15.54)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Did she really come here to work? (0:03:20.92)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : She's not trying to scam me
or sell something shady, right?
(0:03:23.76)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Maybe I'll just ask some token questions
and have her go home.
(0:03:28.22)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Um... (0:03:31.69)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Since you're a servant, you must have
previously worked somewhere, right?
(0:03:33.02)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : What kind of work did you mainly do? (0:03:38.15)
Yuki : Well, let's see. (0:03:40.78)
Yuki : I mainly performed assassinations and such, (0:03:42.86)
Yuki : though only to kill disloyal men
who wronged my master.
(0:03:44.87)
Yuki : My master was the one
who referred me to this place.
(0:03:48.54)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Um, that was a joke, right? (0:03:54.79)
Yuki : A joke? (0:03:59.84)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : She needs to leave! (0:04:01.63)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : I just have to get her out of here
without upsetting her!
(0:04:02.80)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Um... What did you mean when you said
your master referred you?
(0:04:07.18)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Do they have some kind of
connection with our family?
(0:04:11.98)
Yuki : You are the grandson of a woman
who used to freeload off of
(0:04:16.69)
Yuki : my master's legitimate child's
wife's cousin's second son.
(0:04:21.07)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : That's practically a stranger! (0:04:23.99)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Oh! Oh, no! I cut her off
and played the straight man!
(0:04:25.28)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Eek, she kinda looks mad! (0:04:28.33)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : I have to change the subject! (0:04:29.91)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : S-So, assassination, huh?
I understand there are all kinds of methods.
(0:04:31.54)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Which do you specialize in? (0:04:35.46)
Yuki : What do you think? (0:04:59.06)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Prideful much? (0:05:00.23)
Yuki : I don't often throw them in practice,
but I thought doing it this way
(0:05:03.36)
Yuki : would make it easier to demonstrate my skills. (0:05:07.53)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : U-Um... I don't have anyone
I need a-assassinated.
(0:05:12.45)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : And I'm not familiar with this
master of yours who referred you.
(0:05:17.50)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : I don't really understand
why you're here, but...
(0:05:22.09)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : I'm afraid... I can't... (0:05:25.26)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : hire you. (0:05:28.18)
Yuki : I see. (0:05:35.85)
Yuki : My apologies for troubling you. (0:05:38.81)
Yuki : Now then, if you will excuse me. (0:05:42.61)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Did I dream all that? (0:06:00.04)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Hm? (0:06:04.30)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Hey! (0:06:50.51)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Ms. Servant! You forgot this! (0:06:52.39)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Ms... Servant? (0:07:15.74)
Yuki : A-Are... you all right? (0:07:18.62)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Th-Thank you. (0:07:21.29)
Yuki : M-My apologies. (0:07:24.00)
Yuki : I've never saved someone's
life like this before, and...
(0:07:26.34)
Yuki : M-My heart won't stop pounding. (0:07:30.72)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Here... You left this behind. (0:07:36.68)
Yuki : Thank you. (0:07:43.60)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Ms. Servant! (0:07:57.83)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : I've actually been looking for someone
to help with the cleaning.
(0:08:01.62)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Can I ask for your assistance? (0:08:04.54)
Yuki : The knife, (0:08:14.18)
Yuki : said to be the very first tool
ever employed by mankind.
(0:08:15.30)
Yuki : Simple enough for anyone to use, (0:08:18.47)
Yuki : and yet, in the hands of a practiced wielder,
it can reliably end a target's life.
(0:08:20.27)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : W-Wait, wait, stop! (0:08:23.31)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : I-I know I said something
along the lines of needing help,
(0:08:25.02)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : but what I want you to do is clean! (0:08:28.40)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : You know, cleaning! (0:08:29.82)
Yuki : Clean... Cleaning... (0:08:31.15)
Yuki : Yes. I know all about "cleaning." (0:08:34.24)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Not in the assassination sense! (0:08:36.70)
Yuki : What other kind of "cleaning" would it be? (0:08:38.70)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Oh, come on. Look at this mess of a room! (0:08:40.54)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : And yes, I'm the one who made said mess, but! (0:08:43.16)
Yuki : I see. (0:08:46.21)
Yuki : One of these must be a body bag— (0:08:47.50)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Let's move away from that for one second! (0:08:49.42)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : I mean, like, you know... Taking out
the trash, vacuuming, doing laundry...
(0:08:51.21)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : What I need is a housekeeper! (0:08:54.97)
Yuki : A housekeeper... (0:08:57.01)
Yuki : If I could do this housework,
you would hire me?
(0:09:08.31)
Yuki : M-M-My apologies. (0:09:30.92)
Yuki : I-I will clean this up right away— (0:09:33.88)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Ms. Servant... (0:09:37.93)
Yuki : I'm sorry to have worried you. (0:09:42.56)
Yuki : I cannot be embarrassing myself any— (0:09:44.18)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Oh, man. (0:09:46.44)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Ms. Servant, are you... (0:09:49.15)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : somewhat—no, extremely... (0:09:51.15)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : clumsy? (0:09:53.11)
Yuki : I am truly sorry. (0:09:57.53)
Yuki : After a string of blunders like these, (0:10:00.12)
Yuki : I'm sure you no longer wish to hire me. (0:10:02.28)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Well, I was the one who asked you to do
something you weren't used to, and...
(0:10:08.71)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : It's never too late to start learning, right? (0:10:16.38)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : I'll help, too. (0:10:18.97)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : No, let's clean up together. (0:10:20.72)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Will you help me? (0:10:23.35)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Whoa! (0:10:32.15)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : The living room looks so tidy!
We're off to a great start!
(0:10:34.44)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : I just couldn't motivate myself
to do it on my own.
(0:10:38.36)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : You really helped me out. Thanks! (0:10:41.37)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Oh, man! I didn't realize how late it was! (0:10:46.54)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : I had so much going on
that I forgot to eat lunch.
(0:10:48.96)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Oh! (0:10:51.79)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : By any chance, would you happen
to be able to cook...
(0:10:52.29)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Ah... Yeah, sorry. (0:10:55.55)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : No worries! I have the ultimate menu
already in mind for tonight!
(0:10:57.84)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : So feel free to use the bath first! (0:11:01.18)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : You really helped me out. Thanks! (0:11:11.56)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : My name is Hitoyoshi Yokoya! (0:11:20.86)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : I'm your average sophomore in high school. (0:11:22.74)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : I'm fully enjoying a summer vacation
without my parents around,
(0:11:25.45)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : and right now I'm feeling
more nervous than ever!
(0:11:29.04)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : After all, a maid suddenly showed up
claiming to be an assassin...
(0:11:32.67)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : No, not because of that! (0:11:36.96)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Wh-What should I do?! (0:11:43.05)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Knowing that lady, she's probably going to
carelessly come out wearing only a towel—
(0:11:44.85)
Yuki : Um... (0:11:48.22)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Y-Yes?! (0:11:48.89)
Yuki : Thank you for allowing me to bathe first. (0:11:49.52)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : My lost youth! (0:11:51.44)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Um, you don't have to force yourself, okay? (0:11:55.23)
Yuki : That's quite all right. Knifework is the
one thing I'm better at than anyone else.
(0:11:58.15)
Yuki : I have finished shredding the cabbage! (0:12:13.08)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Th-Thank you. (0:12:15.38)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : All that's left is to prepare the instant
miso soup and place the tonkatsu side dish!
(0:12:17.42)
Yuki : Tonkatsu... (0:12:22.17)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Huh? Do you not know what tonkatsu is? (0:12:23.43)
Yuki : I may have eaten something
resembling it in the past.
(0:12:26.22)
Yuki : However, I have little interest in food,
and I tend not to remember much about it.
(0:12:29.97)
Yuki : I've always thought of food as something
ingested solely to sustain oneself,
(0:12:34.27)
Yuki : and so I've never cared
about its taste or form.
(0:12:39.61)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Are you serious?! What a waste! (0:12:42.28)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : But... Your world is about to change
once you try this tonkatsu!
(0:12:44.45)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Ta-da! (0:12:48.62)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Established 60 years ago, (0:12:49.87)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : the Katsuda Side Dish Store is the pride
of our town's shopping district!
(0:12:51.66)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Early in the morning, Mr. and
Mrs. Katsuda carefully prepare
(0:12:54.92)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : side dishes that are
not only cheap but delicious!
(0:12:57.79)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : It's rumored that even famous celebrities
secretly turn up for a taste!
(0:13:00.09)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : And now, without further ado...
Please enjoy Katsuda's tonkatsu!
(0:13:04.01)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : You're kidding me!
That was the dullest reaction yet!
(0:13:08.14)
Yuki : Um... Please go ahead and eat. (0:13:11.39)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : No worries! (0:13:17.15)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : If we do this... (0:13:19.32)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : and do that... See! (0:13:20.77)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Dinner for two is served! (0:13:24.49)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : For me and you, Ms. Serv— (0:13:26.16)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Come to think of it... (0:13:27.95)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : What is your name, Ms. Servant? (0:13:28.99)
Yuki : A name... I don't have a name. (0:13:31.62)
Yuki : Until now, I've had my employer
call me whatever they wish to call me.
(0:13:35.71)
Yuki : So you, too, may call me
whatever you wish, Master Yokoya.
(0:13:40.67)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Oh, really? Hm... (0:13:44.97)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Well, if that's okay, I guess I'll stick
with Ms. Servant for now?
(0:13:47.84)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Apparently I suck at coming up with names. (0:13:51.18)
Yuki : That's strange. (0:13:55.98)
Yuki : I never cared about what name
I was called until now...
(0:13:57.98)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Now, then! (0:14:03.28)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Let's eat! (0:14:04.57)
Yuki : Let us eat. (0:14:06.07)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Yep! Delish! I might just be a genius! (0:14:08.95)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Wh-What do you think? (0:14:20.63)
Yuki : As usual, (0:14:24.13)
Yuki : I can't distinguish whether
it tastes good or bad.
(0:14:25.59)
Yuki : However... (0:14:29.80)
Yuki : I feel... warmth. (0:14:38.02)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : How is it? Good? (0:14:40.27)
Yuki : Yes. It is most delicious. (0:14:41.73)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : I'm glad to hear that! (0:14:45.03)
Yuki : I feel warmth... (0:14:47.07)
Yuki : From the bath, the meal... (0:14:49.49)
Yuki : and this person, as well. (0:14:52.20)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Oh! Is it okay if your room is the end room
on the second floor, Ms. Servant?
(0:14:53.83)
Yuki : Oh... (0:14:57.58)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : I put on fresh bed sheets and pillow covers, (0:14:58.62)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : but if anything's wrong, just tell me, okay? (0:15:02.42)
Yuki : You prepared a room for me...? (0:15:04.96)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Yep! (0:15:07.13)
Yuki : A name... (0:15:09.97)
Yuki : I don't have a name. (0:15:11.34)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Hm... Oh? You're eating
that tonkatsu on its own.
(0:15:30.65)
Yuki : Was I not supposed to? (0:15:35.66)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : You need tonkatsu sauce for tonkatsu. (0:15:37.16)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : This one's a Katsuda Side Dish Store original! (0:15:39.33)
Yuki : Tonkatsu sauce... (0:15:42.46)
Yuki : Oh! (0:15:58.14)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Was it delicious? (0:16:01.85)
Yuki : Ye...sh... (0:16:03.35)
Yuki : Tonkatsu... sauce... (0:16:06.69)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : It's been a while since I had that dream. (0:16:23.96)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : I think I've got some cup ramen left. (0:16:32.59)
Yuki : Oh! Um! (0:17:05.21)
Yuki : I-I was just... My apologies! (0:17:06.38)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : No, it's fine.
That's several loads off my mind.
(0:17:08.71)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Were you hungry, Ms. Servant? (0:17:13.97)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : I got hungry, too, so... (0:17:16.30)
Yuki : Well, I... (0:17:18.18)
Yuki : When I thought of how any day—
tomorrow included—could be my last,
(0:17:20.18)
Yuki : I was thinking I wouldn't want to die without
tasting this sauce one last time, so...
(0:17:23.64)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Then I have a great idea! (0:17:28.48)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Pseudo sauce fondue! (0:17:33.44)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : The ingredients aren't anything
to write home about, but...
(0:17:36.45)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Eat up, eat up! (0:17:39.16)
Yuki : Tonkatsu... sauce... (0:17:45.91)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Do you just like the taste of the sauce itself? (0:17:48.50)
Yuki : Um... (0:17:53.76)
Yuki : Did you have some kind of
scary dream, Master Yokoya?
(0:17:54.84)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Huh? Why do you ask? (0:17:58.51)
Yuki : When I left my bed to go lick the s-sauce, (0:17:59.89)
Yuki : I heard groaning coming from your room. (0:18:02.77)
Yuki : I considered the very real possibility
of an assassination attempt
(0:18:08.10)
Yuki : and excused myself into your room. (0:18:11.23)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : What possibility, exactly?! (0:18:13.86)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : So... did you see me? (0:18:16.20)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Th-That's so embarrassing! Did I say anything? (0:18:23.83)
Yuki : Yes. You said "Mom" numerous times. (0:18:27.12)
Yuki : I also... (0:18:32.13)
Yuki : had a dream. (0:18:34.71)
Yuki : The tonkatsu sauce started to talk to me. (0:18:37.34)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Talk? (0:18:40.09)
Yuki : It said, "I'm this big, so no matter how
much you lick me, I won't run out."
(0:18:41.22)
Yuki : "You can have as much as you like." (0:18:45.85)
Yuki : But when I went in for a lick, I woke up. (0:18:48.14)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Oh, man... It's the super sad kind. (0:18:52.27)
Yuki : Still... (0:18:55.36)
Yuki : It was a first for me. (0:18:59.61)
Yuki : Up until now, my only dreams have
been about killing or being killed.
(0:19:01.99)
Yuki : And I never felt anything in particular
from my dreams, or from waking up.
(0:19:07.58)
Yuki : It was the first time I ever felt
like I wanted to keep dreaming.
(0:19:14.21)
Yuki : That's why... (0:19:19.88)
Yuki : I felt a little sorry that you had
to have a nightmare on a day like this.
(0:19:21.43)
Yuki : And above that, that I didn't know
of any ways to make you feel better.
(0:19:29.23)
Yuki : That is what made me feel
so sad and unfulfilled.
(0:19:35.32)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Sorry to make you worry. (0:19:39.11)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : I have that dream every once in a while. (0:19:41.24)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : I always had nightmares as a child,
and whenever I would wake up crying,
(0:19:48.62)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : I could never get back to sleep without
resting my head on my mom's lap.
(0:19:53.75)
Yuki : Resting on a lap... (0:19:58.80)
Yuki : Then... (0:20:03.14)
Yuki : Please rest on my lap. (0:20:06.60)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : What? (0:20:13.81)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : No! No, no, no, no! (0:20:14.61)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : That was back when I was a kid! (0:20:15.94)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Right now, I'm an ordinary boy who
understands public order and morals!
(0:20:17.40)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : And besides, an adolescent boy
shouldn't be... Huh?
(0:20:20.15)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : It's so warm! (0:20:49.43)
Yuki : Yes... For me, too. (0:20:51.23)
Yuki : Um... Master Yokoya? (0:20:56.65)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Uh, um... You can just
call me Hitoyoshi, so...
(0:20:58.86)
Yuki : U-Understood. (0:21:02.70)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Then I think... I'll be... (0:21:04.86)
Yuki : Do you think you can sleep
now, Master Hitoyoshi?
(0:21:09.12)
Hitoyoshi Yokoya : Yeah... Thank you. (0:21:16.83)

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