|  Glenn Radars : "'What are you? | (0:00:14.04) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : What drives you to such lengths? | (0:00:15.72) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : I cannot fathom you.' | (0:00:18.35) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : Then, the mage answered, | (0:00:22.12) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : 'That's simple, Demon Lord. | (0:00:25.08) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : There are things I want to protect. Things I must protect.
 | (0:00:26.72) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : Those thoughts cause infinite power to rise from my depths.
 | (0:00:30.91) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : They enable me to rise again countless times. | (0:00:36.40) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : Now, prepare yourself, Demon Lord. | (0:00:39.22) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : I shall defeat you. | (0:00:41.34) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : And thus, I shall protect everyone.' | (0:00:43.40) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : The Demon Lord screamed as he perished under the mage's holy lightning.
 | (0:00:48.48) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : Their long battle had finally come to an end." | (0:00:54.61) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : I wanted to be a mage of justice. | (0:01:24.63) | 
  |  Sistine Fibel : This is the city of Fejite, located in the southern region of the Alzano Empire.
 | (0:01:47.92) | 
  |  Sistine Fibel : This town was born and developed alongside the Alzano Imperial Magic Academy.
 | (0:01:53.06) | 
  |  Rumia Tingel : Are you all right? | (0:02:23.25) | 
  |  Rumia Tingel : May I? | (0:02:26.76) | 
  |  Rumia Tingel : The angels' blessings be with you. | (0:02:31.74) | 
  |  Rumia Tingel : The reason the Alzano Empire is known as a major magical power
 | (0:02:39.64) | 
  |  Rumia Tingel : is the Alzano Imperial Magic Academy, | (0:02:44.81) | 
  |  Rumia Tingel : established over 400 years after the Empire's founding.
 | (0:02:46.89) | 
  |  EXTRA : Oh! That's a student of the academy for you. Quite impressive.
 | (0:02:52.31) | 
  |  Rumia Tingel : Using magic outside the academy is actually forbidden,
 | (0:02:58.06) | 
  |  Rumia Tingel : so please keep this a secret. | (0:03:02.24) | 
  |  EXTRA : Of course. Thank you. | (0:03:03.95) | 
  |  Sistine Fibel : Rumia! | (0:03:06.64) | 
  |  Rumia Tingel : Well, good day to you. | (0:03:14.64) | 
  |  EXTRA : Good luck in your magic studies. | (0:03:16.64) | 
  |  Rumia Tingel : Thanks. | (0:03:19.40) | 
  |  Sistine Fibel : The academy not only boasts a proud history, | (0:03:26.68) | 
  |  Sistine Fibel : but is also hailed as the most prominent of schools,
 | (0:03:30.48) | 
  |  Sistine Fibel : where students can learn the most advanced magic.
 | (0:03:32.94) | 
  |  Sistine Fibel : Furthermore, all famous magic users are graduates of this academy.
 | (0:03:36.08) | 
  |  Sistine Fibel : Jeez, Rumia, I told you to go on ahead. | (0:03:42.40) | 
  |  Rumia Tingel : Huh? | (0:03:46.00) | 
  |  Rumia Tingel : I'm just a lowly freeloader. | (0:03:47.21) | 
  |  Rumia Tingel : I could never leave you behind, Lady Sistine. | (0:03:49.77) | 
  |  Sistine Fibel : Don't even make jokes like that. | (0:03:56.55) | 
  |  Sistine Fibel : We're family. | (0:03:59.58) | 
  |  Rumia Tingel : Sorry, Sisti. | (0:04:04.96) | 
  |  Sistine Fibel : That's right. | (0:04:07.46) | 
  |  Rumia Tingel : Still, how unusual. | (0:04:11.76) | 
  |  Rumia Tingel : You rarely forget things. | (0:04:13.53) | 
  |  Rumia Tingel : Was it because of... that? | (0:04:15.95) | 
  |  Sistine Fibel : Maybe so. | (0:04:17.76) | 
  |  Sistine Fibel : Why did Huey-sensei suddenly quit? | (0:04:19.16) | 
  |  Rumia Tingel : Yeah. | (0:04:22.41) | 
  |  Rumia Tingel : I heard we have a new substitute teacher starting today.
 | (0:04:23.52) | 
  |  Sistine Fibel : I know. | (0:04:28.59) | 
  |  Sistine Fibel : I hope it's someone as passionate as Huey-sensei.
 | (0:04:30.42) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : Hey, out of the way! You brats! | (0:04:35.71) | 
  |  Sistine Fibel : Pay heed, great wind! | (0:04:41.83) | 
  |  Rumia Tingel : Think we went too far? | (0:04:57.06) | 
  |  Sistine Fibel : Y-Yeah. I just... | (0:04:59.05) | 
  |  Sistine Fibel : What do we do? | (0:05:02.04) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : Are you okay, young ladies? | (0:05:14.29) | 
  |  Celica Arfonia : He's late. | (0:05:25.28) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : Are you hurt? | (0:05:27.40) | 
  |  Sistine Fibel : No. Are you all right? | (0:05:28.80) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : It's dangerous to walk into traffic, so you should be careful.
 | (0:05:31.89) | 
  |  Sistine Fibel : You're the one that suddenly came charging through...
 | (0:05:34.99) | 
  |  Rumia Tingel : Don't. Remember, you suddenly hit him with magic, too.
 | (0:05:37.47) | 
  |  Rumia Tingel : Go on, say you're sorry. | (0:05:42.08) | 
  |  Sistine Fibel : I'm sorry. | (0:05:44.56) | 
  |  Rumia Tingel : We're very sorry. | (0:05:45.80) | 
  |  Rumia Tingel : Allow me to apologize, too. | (0:05:47.47) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : Oh, well, then... | (0:05:50.68) | 
  |  Sistine Fibel : Huh? | (0:05:52.52) | 
  |  Rumia Tingel : Huh? | (0:05:52.52) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : It's clear that I wasn't at fault in the least, | (0:05:52.99) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : and all the blame rests solely with you two, but...
 | (0:05:55.16) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : If you're willing to go that far, I can make an exception and forgive you.
 | (0:05:59.38) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : Wait, have you and I... | (0:06:17.20) | 
  |  Sistine Fibel : Hey! | (0:06:20.82) | 
  |  Sistine Fibel : What do you think you're doing?! | (0:06:21.44) | 
  |  Sistine Fibel : I can't believe he'd touch a woman without permission!
 | (0:06:26.86) | 
  |  Sistine Fibel : Scum! | (0:06:29.96) | 
  |  Halley Astry : He's scum! | (0:06:31.13) | 
  |  Halley Astry : I can't believe he's late on his first day! | (0:06:32.81) | 
  |  Halley Astry : This is why I opposed this! | (0:06:34.72) | 
  |  Halley Astry : Even if it's only temporary, I can't believe we'd grant
 | (0:06:36.44) | 
  |  Halley Astry : some man of unknown origins a teaching position at this academy!
 | (0:06:38.54) | 
  |  Rick Walken : But Halley-kun, he came recommended by Professor Celica Arfonia.
 | (0:06:42.28) | 
  |  Sistine Fibel : What's going on? | (0:06:48.04) | 
  |  Sistine Fibel : The period's more than halfway over. | (0:06:49.74) | 
  |  Rumia Tingel : Could something have happened to him? | (0:06:52.41) | 
  |  Wendy Nablesse : A student would be one thing, | (0:06:54.14) | 
  |  Wendy Nablesse : but a teacher at this academy being late is unheard of.
 | (0:06:55.79) | 
  |  Kash Winger : Well, in some sense, he must be a big shot. | (0:07:00.02) | 
  |  Gibul Wisdan : More like a big bastard. | (0:07:02.88) | 
  |  Sistine Fibel : I'm going to go complain on behalf of the students.
 | (0:07:06.22) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : Oh, sorry, sorry. I'm late. | (0:07:10.67) | 
  |  Sistine Fibel : You finally showed up! | (0:07:13.13) | 
  |  Sistine Fibel : Are you aware that you're a teacher at this... | (0:07:14.57) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : No, you've got the wrong person. | (0:07:19.46) | 
  |  Sistine Fibel : There's no way I'm mistaken! | (0:07:21.02) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : No, you are. | (0:07:22.42) | 
  |  Sistine Fibel : That's not— | (0:07:24.16) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : Uh, I'm Glenn Radars, the substitute teacher who'll be in charge of this class.
 | (0:07:25.47) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : I'll be helping you all with your studies for the next month.
 | (0:07:32.36) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : Uh, my special skills and hobbies are... | (0:07:37.61) | 
  |  Sistine Fibel : Enough with the introductions! Could you please hurry up and start class?
 | (0:07:39.81) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : Oh, well, I suppose so. | (0:07:43.92) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : That is my job. | (0:07:47.04) | 
  |  Rick Walken : Surely you have no complaints if he has a recommendation from a professor?
 | (0:07:48.48) | 
  |  Halley Astry : No, even so! | (0:07:51.82) | 
  |  Rick Walken : His magic capacity and memory are both average.
 | (0:07:53.37) | 
  |  Rick Walken : He's equally average in his aptitude for all magic schools.
 | (0:07:55.53) | 
  |  Rick Walken : And as a mage, his classification is only third order.
 | (0:07:58.24) | 
  |  Halley Astry : Huh? | (0:08:01.32) | 
  |  Halley Astry : A mere third-rate third order is teaching here?
 | (0:08:02.40) | 
  |  Halley Astry : At this school, the minimum is fourth order, | (0:08:05.66) | 
  |  Halley Astry : and we even have fifth and sixth orders! | (0:08:07.79) | 
  |  Halley Astry : Outrageous! | (0:08:09.82) | 
  |  Halley Astry : Is he even capable of teaching our school's talented students?
 | (0:08:11.52) | 
  |  Halley Astry : Surely he wouldn't declare a self-study period and sip tea!
 | (0:08:15.76) | 
  |  EXTRA : Self-Study | (0:08:27.11) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : So today's class will be a self-study period. | (0:08:30.60) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : 'Cause I'm tired. | (0:08:34.64) | 
  |  Sistine Fibel : Hold it right there! | (0:08:40.03) | 
  |  Rick Walken : Oh, and he doesn't have a teaching license. | (0:08:42.62) | 
  |  Halley Astry : What?! | (0:08:45.54) | 
  |  Rick Walken : Well, he still comes recommended by a professor.
 | (0:08:46.69) | 
  |  Halley Astry : Impossible! | (0:08:50.63) | 
  |  Rick Walken : He's talented, you know. | (0:08:52.97) | 
  |  Rick Walken : He was admitted to our academy at age 11. | (0:08:54.09) | 
  |  Rick Walken : Yet it also says he left the academy at age 15. | (0:08:56.56) | 
  |  Halley Astry : Where did he advance to? | (0:09:00.17) | 
  |  Rick Walken : The four years after that are unknown. | (0:09:01.28) | 
  |  Halley Astry : Wouldn't that mean he's just wasted all that time doing nothing?!
 | (0:09:03.74) | 
  |  Halley Astry : So he's a foolish mage that can't be trusted?! | (0:09:07.85) | 
  |  Rick Walken : I'm not so sure about that. | (0:09:11.13) | 
  |  Halley Astry : Headmaster Rick! | (0:09:13.08) | 
  |  Halley Astry : Are you trusting that witch?! | (0:09:14.35) | 
  |  Celica Arfonia : Witch, huh? | (0:09:16.89) | 
  |  Celica Arfonia : Listen to you talk. | (0:09:19.35) | 
  |  Rick Walken : Oh, Celica-kun. | (0:09:22.23) | 
  |  Halley Astry : Wh-When did you... | (0:09:23.79) | 
  |  Celica Arfonia : Who knows? | (0:09:25.47) | 
  |  Celica Arfonia : More importantly... | (0:09:28.20) | 
  |  Celica Arfonia : You can speak ill of me as much as you like, | (0:09:30.01) | 
  |  Celica Arfonia : but I won't allow you to speak ill of him in front of me.
 | (0:09:33.24) | 
  |  Celica Arfonia : Take it back. | (0:09:37.64) | 
  |  Halley Astry : Pardon me! | (0:09:42.37) | 
  |  Celica Arfonia : I finally managed to send him off to class. | (0:09:45.96) | 
  |  Rick Walken : I see. | (0:09:49.89) | 
  |  Celica Arfonia : I truly am sorry about this. | (0:09:51.78) | 
  |  Rick Walken : We've thrust a mage with no achievements into a teaching role.
 | (0:09:55.56) | 
  |  Rick Walken : Halley-kun's reaction is only natural. | (0:09:59.85) | 
  |  Celica Arfonia : I'll take responsibility. | (0:10:03.21) | 
  |  Celica Arfonia : I'll take full responsibility for everything he does and achieves at this academy.
 | (0:10:05.10) | 
  |  Rick Walken : You'd go that far? | (0:10:09.91) | 
  |  Rick Walken : May I ask what he means to you? | (0:10:11.92) | 
  |  Celica Arfonia : It's not a happy story or a unique connection.
 | (0:10:17.11) | 
  |  Celica Arfonia : I just... | (0:10:21.25) | 
  |  Celica Arfonia : want him to live a full life. | (0:10:23.14) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : Ow... | (0:10:28.12) | 
  |  EXTRA : I've never seen someone so lifeless before. | (0:10:29.73) | 
  |  Sistine Fibel : His writing's so bad, I can't read it. | (0:10:35.50) | 
  |  Rumia Tingel : Y-Yeah. | (0:10:37.52) | 
  |  Wendy Nablesse : Even after taking Sistine's iron fist of rage, | (0:10:38.86) | 
  |  Wendy Nablesse : he still isn't serious about teaching class. | (0:10:41.20) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : So it's probably something about like this. | (0:10:45.79) | 
  |  Sistine Fibel : He's incoherent. | (0:10:49.24) | 
  |  Rumia Tingel : Y-You think so? | (0:10:50.88) | 
  |  EXTRA : His eyes are dead. | (0:10:55.36) | 
  |  Lynn Titis : Um, I have a question. | (0:10:57.48) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : What? | (0:10:59.72) | 
  |  Lynn Titis : Uh, about the runic spells you just introduced...
 | (0:11:01.02) | 
  |  Lynn Titis : I don't understand how to translate them into our standard language.
 | (0:11:05.88) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : Oh... | (0:11:09.32) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : I don't know, either. | (0:11:17.92) | 
  |  Lynn Titis : Huh? | (0:11:18.99) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : Sorry, look it up yourself. | (0:11:20.81) | 
  |  Sistine Fibel : Hold on a moment! | (0:11:23.73) | 
  |  Sistine Fibel : Do you really think that response you gave to Lynn's question befits a teacher?
 | (0:11:24.91) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : Like I said, I don't know it, either. | (0:11:30.00) | 
  |  Sistine Fibel : If you can't answer a student's question, then I think it's your job as a teacher
 | (0:11:33.63) | 
  |  Sistine Fibel : to look it up and have an answer for her by our next class!
 | (0:11:37.37) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : Then wouldn't it be faster for her to look it up herself?
 | (0:11:41.88) | 
  |  Sistine Fibel : That's not the issue here! | (0:11:44.39) | 
  |  Rumia Tingel : Sisti! | (0:11:46.22) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : Oh, wait. | (0:11:48.68) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : Are you saying you haven't been taught how to use a dictionary?
 | (0:11:50.56) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : In that case, you ca— Oh. | (0:11:53.69) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : Well, that's it for today! | (0:11:56.81) | 
  |  Sistine Fibel : Hold on a moment! | (0:11:58.55) | 
  |  Sistine Fibel : Huh?! | (0:12:05.08) | 
  |  Gibul Wisdan : He's a real bastard. | (0:12:07.92) | 
  |  Sistine Fibel : What's with him?! | (0:12:12.12) | 
  |  Sistine Fibel : He's too unmotivated! | (0:12:13.96) | 
  |  Rumia Tingel : Now, now. | (0:12:16.27) | 
  |  Sistine Fibel : He's supervising our next alchemy lab, right? | (0:12:18.52) | 
  |  Rumia Tingel : Yeah. | (0:12:22.57) | 
  |  Sistine Fibel : He's gonna give me ulcers. | (0:12:23.97) | 
  |  Rumia Tingel : Are you all right, Sisti? | (0:12:26.49) | 
  |  Sistine Fibel : I think I need healing. | (0:12:28.72) | 
  |  Sistine Fibel : Ah, Rumia, your body feels so nice. | (0:12:38.25) | 
  |  Sistine Fibel : Your skin's so pale, pretty, and smooth... | (0:12:42.16) | 
  |  Rumia Tingel : Hey, Sisti, stop! | (0:12:45.23) | 
  |  Rumia Tingel : Sisti, ah, no! | (0:12:48.74) | 
  |  Sistine Fibel : You're developing rather steadily. | (0:12:52.66) | 
  |  Sistine Fibel : Why aren't any nutrients going to mine? | (0:12:55.23) | 
  |  Sistine Fibel : Huh? | (0:12:58.41) | 
  |  Sistine Fibel : This didn't heal me at all. I'm just sadder now.
 | (0:12:59.28) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : Ah, what a pain! | (0:13:02.09) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : Sheesh, why is it even necessary to change for an alchemy—
 | (0:13:03.51) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : Huh? | (0:13:07.92) | 
  |  Sistine Fibel : Hey! | (0:13:11.79) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : Okay, wait! | (0:13:12.52) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : There's something I'd like to say about this commonplace, clichéd turn of events.
 | (0:13:13.64) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : Why should a man panic and avert his eyes, | (0:13:18.28) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : or try to keep his hands to himself? | (0:13:20.27) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : Getting beaten up over a mere glimpse of a nude woman
 | (0:13:22.92) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : is an unfair trade that's not worth it. | (0:13:26.26) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : Just think about it. | (0:13:28.72) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : So I'll burn this sight into my eyes! | (0:13:30.70) | 
  |  Sistine Fibel : I can't believe even our alchemy lab was canceled.
 | (0:13:48.87) | 
  |  Sistine Fibel : I want to actually study. | (0:13:54.15) | 
  |  Rumia Tingel : While I understand how you feel, studious Sisti, let's enjoy our lunch.
 | (0:13:58.15) | 
  |  Sistine Fibel : Right, but... | (0:14:03.25) | 
  |  Rumia Tingel : Your promise to your grandfather? | (0:14:06.02) | 
  |  Sistine Fibel : To unravel the mystery of Melgalius's Sky Castle.
 | (0:14:08.43) | 
  |  Sistine Fibel : There's still a lot about magic I need to learn before I can do that.
 | (0:14:12.02) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : Excuse me. | (0:14:18.53) | 
  |  Sistine Fibel : You! | (0:14:21.33) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : So good! | (0:14:24.42) | 
  |  Rumia Tingel : Um, Sensei, you're really eating a lot. | (0:14:30.71) | 
  |  Rumia Tingel : Do you like eating? | (0:14:34.12) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : Yeah. Food's one of my few pleasures. | (0:14:35.87) | 
  |  Rumia Tingel : Oh, that stir-fry looks delicious. | (0:14:41.54) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : Oh, you can tell? | (0:14:44.59) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : Kilua beans are in season right now. | (0:14:45.93) | 
  |  Rumia Tingel : They are? | (0:14:48.33) | 
  |  Rumia Tingel : I'll have to try some next time. | (0:14:49.90) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : Would you like some of mine now? | (0:14:51.92) | 
  |  Rumia Tingel : Huh? Are you sure? | (0:14:53.68) | 
  |  Rumia Tingel : They're good! | (0:15:00.60) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : Right? | (0:15:01.89) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : By the way, you there. | (0:15:03.26) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : Is that enough for you? | (0:15:06.07) | 
  |  Sistine Fibel : I don't see what right you have to complain about what I eat.
 | (0:15:07.92) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : You won't grow if you don't eat. | (0:15:12.01) | 
  |  Sistine Fibel : That's none of your business. | (0:15:13.84) | 
  |  Sistine Fibel : I just don't eat much so I won't be sleepy during afternoon classes.
 | (0:15:15.61) | 
  |  Sistine Fibel : Though, we have your class again after this, | (0:15:20.31) | 
  |  Sistine Fibel : so I guess it wouldn't hurt if I ate a bit more. | (0:15:23.15) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : That's circuitous. | (0:15:29.09) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : If you have something to say, just come out and say it.
 | (0:15:30.54) | 
  |  Sistine Fibel : Very well. | (0:15:36.62) | 
  |  Sistine Fibel : Then I shall take this opportunity to speak plainly.
 | (0:15:38.03) | 
  |  Sistine Fibel : I— | (0:15:40.52) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : I get it. | (0:15:43.67) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : You wanted to try some too, right? | (0:15:45.48) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : You glutton. | (0:15:47.94) | 
  |  Sistine Fibel : I did not! | (0:15:52.43) | 
  |  Sistine Fibel : What I wanted to say was— | (0:15:53.72) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : Now give me some of yours in return. | (0:15:54.89) | 
  |  Sistine Fibel : What do you think you're doing?! | (0:15:56.87) | 
  |  Sistine Fibel : Cut this out already! | (0:15:58.26) | 
  |  Rumia Tingel : Sisti... | (0:16:00.79) | 
  |  Sistine Fibel : You dare call yourself a teacher?! | (0:16:01.66) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : Yeah, though a temporary one. | (0:16:03.55) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : A substitute teacher at the magic academy? | (0:16:10.63) | 
  |  Celica Arfonia : It'll only be until we get a new one, but would you do it?
 | (0:16:13.23) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : No way. | (0:16:16.85) | 
  |  Celica Arfonia : No way? | (0:16:18.12) | 
  |  Celica Arfonia : Why not, Glenn? | (0:16:19.29) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : You know, don't you? | (0:16:20.57) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : I'm not qualified to teach anyone. | (0:16:21.88) | 
  |  Celica Arfonia : True, you don't have a teacher's license. | (0:16:24.68) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : Stop it. | (0:16:27.74) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : Don't force reality on someone who's trying to act cool.
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  |  Celica Arfonia : By the way, you don't have any right to refuse.
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  |  Glenn Radars : Oh? Then what if I did say no? | (0:16:34.83) | 
  |  Celica Arfonia : Do you prefer to be struck by lightning? | (0:16:37.44) | 
  |  Celica Arfonia : Or maybe burned in a fire? | (0:16:39.32) | 
  |  Celica Arfonia : I could even freeze you in ice. | (0:16:41.62) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : Please support me! | (0:16:47.44) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : I don't want to work at all! | (0:16:48.64) | 
  |  Celica Arfonia : Return thyself to the cycle of providence, the five elements to elements,
 | (0:16:51.52) | 
  |  Celica Arfonia : and sever the links woven between images and truths.
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  |  Celica Arfonia : The next one won't miss. | (0:17:04.28) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : Okay, time to start afternoon class. | (0:17:14.52) | 
  |  EXTRA : Self-Study | (0:17:16.76) | 
  |  Gibul Wisdan : Again? | (0:17:17.00) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : Okay, second period of the afternoon. | (0:17:18.80) | 
  |  Gibul Wisdan : Even his handwriting's lazy... | (0:17:19.94) | 
  |  EXTRA : Se | (0:17:21.64) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : Third period. | (0:17:21.92) | 
  |  Sistine Fibel : I don't really want to say this, but... | (0:17:26.67) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : Then you don't have to say it. | (0:17:29.05) | 
  |  Sistine Fibel : I belong to the noble Fibel family of mages, | (0:17:31.48) | 
  |  Sistine Fibel : which has significant influence with the Academy.
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  |  Sistine Fibel : I could have you fired if I advised my father as such!
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  |  Glenn Radars : Huh? Really?! | (0:17:41.72) | 
  |  Sistine Fibel : I'd really rather not resort to that! | (0:17:43.60) | 
  |  Sistine Fibel : But if you refuse to correct your attitude as a teacher...
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  |  Glenn Radars : Please tell your father I'm counting on him! | (0:17:50.78) | 
  |  Sistine Fibel : What?! | (0:17:53.31) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : Ah, great! Great! | (0:17:54.13) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : Now I'll be able to quit! | (0:17:55.93) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : I took this job against my will and under threat, but I knew it wouldn't work!
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  |  Rumia Tingel : Sisti?! | (0:18:03.91) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : Ow... | (0:18:11.19) | 
  |  Wendy Nablesse : She's challenged him to a magic duel. | (0:18:13.66) | 
  |  Gibul Wisdan : Now it's getting interesting. | (0:18:16.36) | 
  |  Sistine Fibel : Can you accept that? | (0:18:19.27) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : Are you serious? | (0:18:24.84) | 
  |  Sistine Fibel : I am serious. | (0:18:27.51) | 
  |  Rumia Tingel : Sisti! No! | (0:18:30.88) | 
  |  Rumia Tingel : Hurry up and apologize to him! | (0:18:32.45) | 
  |  Rumia Tingel : Pick up your glove! | (0:18:34.24) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : What is it you want? | (0:18:37.27) | 
  |  Sistine Fibel : Please correct the bad attitude you've shown us, and teach class responsibly.
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  |  Glenn Radars : You haven't forgotten, right? | (0:18:43.28) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : If I win, then you'll have to accept my demand.
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  |  Sistine Fibel : I'm well aware. | (0:18:48.19) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : Are you really sure? | (0:18:50.16) | 
  |  Kash Winger : What's with him? | (0:18:52.89) | 
  |  Cecil Clayton : He's probably thinking of something awful. | (0:18:54.48) | 
  |  Sistine Fibel : Even so, as the next head of the Fibel family, | (0:18:57.60) | 
  |  Sistine Fibel : I cannot just sit by and watch someone like you
 | (0:19:03.54) | 
  |  Sistine Fibel : who shows contempt for magic! | (0:19:08.35) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : Good grief. | (0:19:24.24) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : I can't believe there's an antique still alive and using these musty old customs.
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  |  Glenn Radars : Sure. | (0:19:32.87) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : I'll accept your duel. | (0:19:34.06) | 
  |  Cecil Clayton : He accepted? | (0:19:38.69) | 
  |  Kash Winger : No way! | (0:19:39.96) | 
  |  Theresa Lady : A duel between student and teacher? | (0:19:41.00) | 
  |  Wendy Nablesse : It's unheard of! | (0:19:43.20) | 
  |  Gibul Wisdan : This is too entertaining. | (0:19:44.88) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : However, even I have my reservations about injuring a brat like you.
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  |  Glenn Radars : So the only spell we'll use is Shock Bolt. | (0:19:59.06) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : All others will be prohibited. | (0:20:01.63) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : That okay? | (0:20:03.60) | 
  |  Sistine Fibel : The challenged reserves the right to decide the rules of the duel.
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  |  Sistine Fibel : I have no argument. | (0:20:07.87) | 
  |  Cecil Clayton : Who do you think will win? | (0:20:09.73) | 
  |  Kash Winger : The teacher, of course. | (0:20:11.32) | 
  |  Kash Winger : But I think he's underestimating Sistine, too. | (0:20:13.18) | 
  |  Wendy Nablesse : But only Shock Bolt? | (0:20:16.02) | 
  |  Theresa Lady : Is he giving her a handicap? | (0:20:18.25) | 
  |  Gibul Wisdan : I'm not so sure. | (0:20:20.39) | 
  |  Wendy Nablesse : What do you mean? | (0:20:23.00) | 
  |  Gibul Wisdan : It's true that Shock Bolt is an all-purpose spell. | (0:20:24.72) | 
  |  Gibul Wisdan : It's one of the rudimentary basics we learn first.
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  |  Gibul Wisdan : It's a defensive spell that uses electricity to paralyze and disable your opponent.
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  |  Gibul Wisdan : The chant is three lines: "Thunder sprites, pay heed, and strike with your electric shock."
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  |  EXTRA : Thunder | (0:20:36.88) | 
  |  EXTRA : Thunder sprites, | (0:20:37.09) | 
  |  EXTRA : Thunder sprites, pay heed, | (0:20:37.25) | 
  |  EXTRA : Thunder sprites, pay heed, and | (0:20:37.75) | 
  |  EXTRA : Thunder sprites, pay heed, and strike | (0:20:37.92) | 
  |  EXTRA : Thunder sprites, pay heed, and strike with | (0:20:38.00) | 
  |  EXTRA : Thunder sprites, pay heed, and strike with your | (0:20:38.17) | 
  |  EXTRA : Thunder sprites, pay heed, and strike with your e | (0:20:39.50) | 
  |  EXTRA : Thunder sprites, pay heed, and strike with your elec | (0:20:39.63) | 
  |  EXTRA : Thunder sprites, pay heed, and strike with your electric | (0:20:39.75) | 
  |  EXTRA : Thunder sprites, pay heed, and strike with your electric shock. | (0:20:39.88) | 
  |  Gibul Wisdan : But in actual combat, | (0:20:41.92) | 
  |  Gibul Wisdan : the match is determined by which opponent can shorten it to one line and chant faster.
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  |  Lynn Titis : Then you think he's confident in his chanting speed?
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  |  Gibul Wisdan : Probably. | (0:20:51.02) | 
  |  Wendy Nablesse : He's still a mage with Professor Arfonia's backing.
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  |  Glenn Radars : Hey, hey, I'm not going to bite you or anything.
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  |  Glenn Radars : You can practice on me, so come at me whenever.
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  |  Sistine Fibel : You can't back down, Sistine. | (0:21:12.90) | 
  |  Sistine Fibel : So long as I am who I am, I can't allow that man to roam free.
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  |  Sistine Fibel : Even if I'm forced to eat dirt, | (0:21:21.13) | 
  |  Sistine Fibel : I will still refuse it! | (0:21:24.51) | 
  |  Sistine Fibel : That is my pride as a mage! | (0:21:26.44) | 
  |  Sistine Fibel : Here I go! | (0:21:30.64) | 
  |  Sistine Fibel : Thunder sprites, shock! | (0:21:34.26) | 
  |  Sistine Fibel : Huh? | (0:21:58.29) | 
  |  Sistine Fibel : Huh? | (0:22:00.04) | 
  |  Sistine Fibel : Did I misunderstand the rules? | (0:22:05.67) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : Y-You're not bad. | (0:22:07.98) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : Well, whatever. I'll give you the first round. | (0:22:10.47) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : Since this is a three-round match. | (0:22:13.35) | 
  |  Sistine Fibel : Was it?! | (0:22:15.13) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : Here I go! | (0:22:15.89) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : Round two! | (0:22:17.21) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : Thunder sprites, pay heed, and strike with y— | (0:22:18.32) | 
  |  Sistine Fibel : Thunder sprites, shock! | (0:22:19.77) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : O-Oh? | (0:22:22.92) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : I never expected you to be this good. | (0:22:24.11) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : Maybe I was goofing off too much, since this was a five-round match.
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  |  Glenn Radars : My bad, my bad. | (0:22:29.24) | 
  |  Sistine Fibel : Five?! But you just said three... | (0:22:30.35) | 
  |  Sistine Fibel : Fine! In that case... | (0:22:33.60) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : Wait! Hey, look! | (0:22:34.99) | 
  |  Sistine Fibel : Huh? | (0:22:36.20) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : You fell for it, idiot! | (0:22:36.79) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : Thunder— | (0:22:38.62) | 
  |  Sistine Fibel : Sensei, can you... | (0:22:43.70) | 
  |  Sistine Fibel : not chant Shock Bolt in one phrase? | (0:22:45.96) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : What are you talking about?! | (0:22:49.48) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : For starters, shortening a chant is heresy! | (0:22:51.07) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : I'm not saying that because I can't or anything, either!
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  |  EXTRA : He can't. | (0:22:57.26) | 
  |  Sistine Fibel : Anyway, I've won this duel. | (0:22:59.21) | 
  |  Sistine Fibel : So as I've demanded, starting tomorrow you'll—
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  |  Glenn Radars : Huh? | (0:23:04.77) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : Did we promise anything? | (0:23:06.01) | 
  |  Sistine Fibel : Huh?! | (0:23:07.15) | 
  |  Rumia Tingel : Huh?! | (0:23:07.15) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : I don't know what you're talking about. | (0:23:08.04) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : More importantly, you're not half bad! | (0:23:09.86) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : Today, I'll cut you some slack and call it a super close call!
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  |  Rumia Tingel : Uh... | (0:23:19.75) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : It won't be next time, though! | (0:23:21.30) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : Farewell! | (0:23:23.15) | 
  |  EXTRA : The Unmotivated Bastard | (0:23:35.01) | 
  |  Sistine Fibel : I've lost all hope for him. | (0:23:36.12) | 
  |  EXTRA : illustration: Mikimoto Haruhiko | (0:23:40.06) | 
  |  Celica Arfonia : I heard! You dueled your own student and lost badly!
 | (0:23:45.73) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : I didn't really lose. | (0:23:49.90) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : It was a sneak attack. | (0:23:50.99) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : And I wasn't in top form. | (0:23:51.95) | 
  |  Celica Arfonia : How pathetic. | (0:23:53.11) | 
  |  Celica Arfonia : I'm fed up with seeing you like this! | (0:23:54.12) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : Can't hear you! | (0:23:55.95) | 
  |  Celica Arfonia : Let's at least do the preview right, okay? | (0:23:56.91) | 
  |  Celica Arfonia : I'll make your favorite baked potatoes. | (0:23:58.88) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : Oh, all right, then. | (0:24:00.62) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : Next time on Akashic Records of Bastard Magical Instructor
...
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  |  Glenn Radars : Final Episode: "Glenn-sensei's Final Lesson!" | (0:24:04.36) | 
  |  Celica Arfonia : You're lying, right? | (0:24:06.25) | 
  |  Glenn Radars : Thank you for watching! | (0:24:07.42) | 
  |  Sistine Fibel : Don't go ending it on your own! | (0:24:08.88) | 
  |  Sistine Fibel : Next time: "Just the Slightest Bit of Motivation." | (0:24:11.51) | 
  |  EXTRA : Akashic Records of Bastard Magical Instructor | (0:24:13.05) | 
  |  EXTRA : Next Episode Just the Slightest Bit of tivation | (0:24:13.55) | 
  |  Sistine Fibel : Please look forward to it! | (0:24:13.76) |