 Takafumi Takaoka : 2017, fall. |
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Takafumi Takaoka : My uncle was struck by a truck
when he was 17. |
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Takafumi Takaoka : After 17 years of being in a coma… |
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Takafumi Takaoka : he awoke. |
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 Yousuke Shibazaki : Irellars Granbahamal tona galtoeba rilex. |
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Takafumi Takaoka : He had gone insane. |
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Takafumi Takaoka : Yes, well… |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : Japanese? |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : Sorry about that. |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : I just came back from spending
17 years in Granbahamal. |
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 Nurse : Let's check your temperature. |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : Zalbe madira kolstonam kolstonam. |
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Nurse : Isn't that right? |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : Del storba tona rabelt gal. |
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Nurse : All right, see you during the next round. |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : You must be Takafumi, my sister's kid. |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : You've grown up. |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : Where is everyone? |
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Takafumi Takaoka : After you fell into a coma, |
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Takafumi Takaoka : the family fought bitterly over
what to do with you until it fell apart. |
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Takafumi Takaoka : Honestly speaking,
my mom would rather not see you. |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : Icuras cuora. |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : Well then, |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : let me prove to you that
I lived in another world. |
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Takafumi Takaoka : What? No, thanks. |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : War-grent seld. |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : What? |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : War-grent magna! |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : War-grent rald! |
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Takafumi Takaoka : -This is hard to watch…
-War-grent neld! |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : -This is hard to watch…
-War-grent neld! |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : War-grent gad! |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : War-grent pad! |
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Takafumi Takaoka : -You know…
-War-grent larch! |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : -You know…
-War-grent larch! |
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Takafumi Takaoka : …the economic decline
has been hard on me, too. |
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Takafumi Takaoka : I work part-time to support myself. |
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Takafumi Takaoka : I brought papers for you to apply
for self-reliance support and whatnot. |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : Wind, lift! |
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Takafumi Takaoka : No way! |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : Wind, return. |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : Japanese works in this world. |
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Takafumi Takaoka : It's true. |
(0:03:58.36) |
Yousuke Shibazaki : Anyway, were you about to hit me
with harsh reality just now? |
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Takafumi Takaoka : -Nope.
-You sure? |
(0:04:06.12) |
Yousuke Shibazaki : -Nope.
-You sure? |
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Takafumi Takaoka : What did you do just now? |
(0:04:08.58) |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : Magic. |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : Fire. |
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Takafumi Takaoka : That's amazing! How do you do that? |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : Never mind it. |
(0:04:17.71) |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : Who's winning the Console War? Is it SEGA? |
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Takafumi Takaoka : What? |
(0:04:21.71) |
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Takafumi Takaoka : SEGA? Nowadays? |
(0:04:22.84) |
Takafumi Takaoka : In Japan, Sony and Nintendo
dominate the industry. |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : What? What about SEGA? |
(0:04:30.68) |
Yousuke Shibazaki : -Is that something you need to know--
-What about SEGA? |
(0:04:32.43) |
Takafumi Takaoka : -Is that something you need to know--
-What about SEGA? |
(0:04:32.43) |
Yousuke Shibazaki : Well… it gave up making consoles
a good while ago. |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : Icuras cuora. |
(0:04:43.15) |
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Takafumi Takaoka : What does ＂icuras cuora＂ do? |
(0:04:46.28) |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : This spell erases memories. |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : I use it when things get unbearable. |
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Takafumi Takaoka : Is SEGA's decline such a big shock to him? |
(0:04:56.25) |
Yousuke Shibazaki : The other world was fraught
with difficulties. |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : Want to take a look? |
(0:05:01.34) |
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Takafumi Takaoka : Oh, sure. |
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Takafumi Takaoka : Make me forget everything I read just now. |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : I told you. |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : Spirits of memory, deliver unto oblivion. |
(0:05:21.44) |
Takafumi Takaoka : SEGA's decline
truly was heart-wrenching to him. |
(0:05:23.82) |
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Takafumi Takaoka : One week later… |
(0:05:30.12) |
Takafumi Takaoka : I decided to make a living
by making money off of my uncle's powers. |
(0:05:32.62) |
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Takafumi Takaoka : I uploaded videos on YouTube |
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Takafumi Takaoka : and earned about 60,000 yen from ads. |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : I shouldn't say this, since I'm crashing,
but isn't this unit too big for just you? |
(0:07:30.86) |
Takafumi Takaoka : Yeah, I used to share this room
with someone else, |
(0:07:35.58) |
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Takafumi Takaoka : but I had troubles with them. |
(0:07:39.79) |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : A roommate? Was it a girlfriend? |
(0:07:41.58) |
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Takafumi Takaoka : Well, no… |
(0:07:43.58) |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : Wow… |
(0:07:45.00) |
Takafumi Takaoka : No, it's called a room share!
Haven't you heard of it? |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : No. |
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Takafumi Takaoka : There was no such thing 17 years ago? |
(0:07:53.09) |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : Wow, you looked that up in seconds. |
(0:07:55.47) |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : Electronic dictionaries sure have evolved. |
(0:07:58.64) |
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Takafumi Takaoka : Yep… Wait, what? |
(0:08:00.89) |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : Little Takafumi… |
(0:08:05.44) |
Yousuke Shibazaki : is old enough to recruit friends
and live with them. |
(0:08:07.69) |
Takafumi Takaoka : What were your friends like
in the other world? |
(0:08:16.24) |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : I basically played solo for 17 years. |
(0:08:22.33) |
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Takafumi Takaoka : Is that right… |
(0:08:33.67) |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : Everyone over there is good-looking. |
(0:08:42.60) |
Yousuke Shibazaki : They're all handsome men
and beautiful women. |
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Takafumi Takaoka : That's great. |
(0:08:47.98) |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : I must have looked ugly… |
(0:08:50.44) |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : I was hunted down as an orc variant. |
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Takafumi Takaoka : Uncle, hold on. |
(0:09:04.83) |
Yousuke Shibazaki : -Then--
-It's too heavy! |
(0:09:06.92) |
Takafumi Takaoka : -Then--
-It's too heavy! |
(0:09:06.92) |
Takafumi Takaoka : I don't want to hear this
while washing the dishes. |
(0:09:10.38) |
Yousuke Shibazaki : That's how it usually went,
but some were particularly aggressive. |
(0:09:13.51) |
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Takafumi Takaoka : I told you to wait! |
(0:09:18.18) |
Yousuke Shibazaki : They followed me around every day
and pestered and harassed me. |
(0:09:19.76) |
Yousuke Shibazaki : No matter what I did, they made fun of me
and wouldn't let me be who I am. |
(0:09:23.27) |
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Takafumi Takaoka : How horrible… |
(0:09:29.73) |
Takafumi Takaoka : So that's the reality
of a parallel world fantasy life. |
(0:09:31.82) |
Yousuke Shibazaki : I saved her life when I met her.
She didn't even thank me. |
(0:09:35.19) |
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Takafumi Takaoka : She sounds like the worst. |
(0:09:40.16) |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : Right? |
(0:09:41.58) |
Yousuke Shibazaki : She said, ＂No one asked for your help.
Don't touch me! |
(0:09:42.83) |
Yousuke Shibazaki : Don't misinterpret it.
I didn't save you for your sake. |
(0:09:47.67) |
Yousuke Shibazaki : I must be the only one who can stand
being with an orc face like you!＂ |
(0:09:51.63) |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : She berated me to no end. |
(0:09:58.09) |
Yousuke Shibazaki : I got rid of her in some city
and took off. |
(0:10:01.51) |
 Tsundere Elf : Don't touch me! |
(0:10:09.85) |
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Tsundere Elf : Don't misinterpret me! |
(0:10:12.36) |
Tsundere Elf : I must be the only one who can stand
being with an orc face like you. |
(0:10:15.28) |
Takafumi Takaoka : The concept of tsundere
became popular around 2004. |
(0:10:26.79) |
Takafumi Takaoka : Four years after my uncle left
for the other world. |
(0:10:31.08) |
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Takafumi Takaoka : What happened to her afterwards? |
(0:10:34.50) |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : What? Who knows? |
(0:10:36.30) |
Yousuke Shibazaki : Anyway, my life didn't go well
in the other world, either. |
(0:10:39.59) |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : But now I've come back, |
(0:10:46.97) |
Yousuke Shibazaki : there's the Internet, optical fiber,
and even ＂wii-fii＂! |
(0:10:49.14) |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : This is great! |
(0:10:52.40) |
Yousuke Shibazaki : With videos, even I can connect
with people from around the world. |
(0:10:54.32) |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : What? |
(0:10:58.99) |
Takafumi Takaoka : My uncle,
who returned from the other world… |
(0:11:05.91) |
Takafumi Takaoka : …stepped into a brand-new world,
the Internet. |
(0:11:08.95) |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : What? How can they see my face? |
(0:11:11.21) |
Takafumi Takaoka : -Maybe through this tiny lens?
-It's what people say on the Internet. |
(0:11:13.58) |
Yousuke Shibazaki : -Maybe through this tiny lens?
-It's what people say on the Internet. |
(0:11:13.58) |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : A ＂sock puppet＂? I'm not a hoax! |
(0:11:17.30) |
Takafumi Takaoka : Those are commonly used phrases.
Nothing more. |
(0:11:20.38) |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : Hey, why is ＂LOL＂ everywhere? |
(0:11:23.51) |
Takafumi Takaoka : He doesn't know how to deal with
haters yet. |
(0:11:27.77) |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : I want this cell phone. |
(0:11:35.11) |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : It doesn't open up but slides around. |
(0:11:36.23) |
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Takafumi Takaoka : Uncle, that one's a 2G. |
(0:11:38.98) |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : Can I buy it through this online auction? |
(0:11:41.74) |
Takafumi Takaoka : You can't make calls on it
since it uses an outdated radio wave. |
(0:11:44.37) |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : That's fine. I don't care about calls. |
(0:11:48.41) |
Takafumi Takaoka : What about your junior high
and high school friends? |
(0:11:50.33) |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : Takafumi, |
(0:11:54.42) |
Yousuke Shibazaki : a man who chooses SEGA console
cannot live an ordinary life. |
(0:11:56.38) |
Takafumi Takaoka : Why do game consoles dictate
so much of his life? |
(0:12:05.09) |
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Takafumi Takaoka : That one looks like the cheapest option. |
(0:12:13.81) |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : You already researched it. |
(0:12:15.90) |
Yousuke Shibazaki : Those smartphones may be tiny,
but they sure are powerful. |
(0:12:17.61) |
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Takafumi Takaoka : You'll soon get the hang of it. |
(0:12:20.73) |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : ＂Touch,＂ ＂swipe,＂ ＂pinch out＂… |
(0:12:23.70) |
Yousuke Shibazaki : For now,
I want a phone with lots of buttons. |
(0:12:26.49) |
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Takafumi Takaoka : Yeah? |
(0:12:29.95) |
Yousuke Shibazaki : But the cool ones that open up,
slide, or spin around are all gone. |
(0:12:31.04) |
Takafumi Takaoka : Technological innovation.
Everyone uses touch panel phones now. |
(0:12:36.88) |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : That's 17 years of innovation. |
(0:12:40.50) |
Yousuke Shibazaki : Actually, I made a technological
advancement in the other world. |
(0:12:43.01) |
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Takafumi Takaoka : What did you invent? |
(0:12:47.60) |
Yousuke Shibazaki : I created a vase that poured out water
in a drought-stricken village. |
(0:12:49.85) |
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Takafumi Takaoka : Awesome! How did you do that? |
(0:12:53.81) |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : I used two spells to… |
(0:12:56.15) |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : It'll be easier to show you my memory. |
(0:12:58.61) |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : Icuras elran. |
(0:13:01.40) |
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Takafumi Takaoka : This image! |
(0:13:07.20) |
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Takafumi Takaoka : It's your memory from the other world! |
(0:13:09.87) |
Yousuke Shibazaki : These magic-storing cards
are called talismans. |
(0:13:12.66) |
Yousuke Shibazaki : I'll forgo the details, but it worked by
reversing the water electrolysis process. |
(0:13:16.62) |
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Takafumi Takaoka : Modern science is undefeated! |
(0:13:23.59) |
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Takafumi Takaoka : Uncle, you dominated the other world. |
(0:13:25.76) |
Takafumi Takaoka : The people must have sung your praises
and revered you. |
(0:13:28.26) |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : Not really. |
(0:13:31.60) |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : They tried to hang me. |
(0:13:36.77) |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : The vase, smashed to smithereens. |
(0:13:40.77) |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : It wasn't acceptable in their religion. |
(0:13:46.49) |
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Tsundere Elf : Hold it! |
(0:13:49.78) |
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Takafumi Takaoka : Someone came to rescue you. |
(0:13:52.16) |
Yousuke Shibazaki : Yeah, that's the girl
bent on harassing me. |
(0:13:53.95) |
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Takafumi Takaoka : This girl? |
(0:13:56.29) |
Tsundere Elf : Yes, he has an evil countenance.
He is more like an orc than a man. |
(0:13:58.00) |
Tsundere Elf : I don't blame you for distrusting him,
however-- |
(0:14:02.25) |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : War-grent grakka. |
(0:14:05.05) |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : That was rough… |
(0:14:09.89) |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : That's how it went. |
(0:14:12.72) |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : Sorry. |
(0:14:19.85) |
Yousuke Shibazaki : It's hard to see
from the first-person view. |
(0:14:22.23) |
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Takafumi Takaoka : That bothers you? |
(0:14:24.73) |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : Swipe it like this to turn the camera. |
(0:14:26.74) |
Takafumi Takaoka : -Here we go.
-How is that possible? |
(0:14:30.70) |
Yousuke Shibazaki : -Here we go.
-How is that possible? |
(0:14:30.70) |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : Pinch in to make it smaller. |
(0:14:32.66) |
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Takafumi Takaoka : They almost hunted you down. |
(0:14:35.70) |
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Takafumi Takaoka : Can we see what happened to that girl? |
(0:14:38.79) |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : Sure. Let's pinch out to enlarge. |
(0:14:41.13) |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : There she is. |
(0:14:45.09) |
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Tsundere Elf : That coward… |
(0:14:48.51) |
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Tsundere Elf : He ran away. |
(0:14:51.26) |
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Tsundere Elf : Goodness… |
(0:14:57.43) |
Takafumi Takaoka : What a kind girl!
She's also super beautiful! |
(0:14:59.35) |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : That's right, I'm a coward. |
(0:15:01.77) |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : Yes, the auction. |
(0:15:06.61) |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : It's about to end! |
(0:15:09.28) |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : I'm placing a bid! |
(0:15:13.70) |
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Takafumi Takaoka : What's the shipping cost? |
(0:15:15.16) |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : What? |
(0:15:16.66) |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : The shipping is 2,000 yen. |
(0:15:25.09) |
Takafumi Takaoka : It's shipped from a remote island
I've never heard of. |
(0:15:27.42) |
Takafumi Takaoka : We don't have to pay for shipping
if we pick it up in person. |
(0:15:32.09) |
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Takafumi Takaoka : What? |
(0:15:48.57) |
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Takafumi Takaoka : Uncle! |
(0:15:52.11) |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : I'll be back soon. |
(0:15:57.70) |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : I'm back. |
(0:16:07.34) |
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Takafumi Takaoka : Uncle… |
(0:16:13.26) |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : How do you like this headphone? |
(0:16:17.14) |
Yousuke Shibazaki : -Where is it auctioned from?
-Kumamoto. |
(0:16:19.10) |
Takafumi Takaoka : -Where is it auctioned from?
-Kumamoto. |
(0:16:19.10) |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : Five minutes tops. |
(0:16:22.35) |
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Takafumi Takaoka : How about this couch? |
(0:16:25.81) |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : Too heavy to haul around. |
(0:16:26.98) |
Takafumi Takaoka : I'll give you a shoulder massage
afterward. |
(0:16:28.65) |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : Well, okay then. |
(0:16:30.61) |
Takafumi Takaoka : My uncle learned how to buy online
with free shipping. |
(0:16:33.20) |
 EXTRA : Thank you. |
(0:16:39.49) |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : I could have gone to get it. |
(0:16:41.95) |
Takafumi Takaoka : This rice was on a special discount
on Amazon. |
(0:16:44.92) |
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Takafumi Takaoka : Can you grab me a knife? |
(0:16:47.08) |
Yousuke Shibazaki : -Here you go.
-Thanks. |
(0:16:50.63) |
Takafumi Takaoka : -Here you go.
-Thanks. |
(0:16:50.63) |
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Takafumi Takaoka : What's this? Where'd you get it? |
(0:16:55.26) |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : Dimensional storage. |
(0:16:56.89) |
Yousuke Shibazaki : Also, this. It's for slaying dragons,
so handle with caution. |
(0:16:58.72) |
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Takafumi Takaoka : You had that at the hospital. |
(0:17:02.22) |
Takafumi Takaoka : Do you have anything else
from the other world? |
(0:17:03.98) |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : Certainly. |
(0:17:07.06) |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : I have this magic sword. |
(0:17:10.07) |
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Takafumi Takaoka : My deposit… |
(0:17:14.15) |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : I have precious metals, too. |
(0:17:15.24) |
Yousuke Shibazaki : This crystallization of mermaid's tears
was crafted with magic. |
(0:17:17.91) |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : This ring is sculpted from rainbow coral. |
(0:17:21.49) |
Yousuke Shibazaki : This gem alone can pay to build a castle
in the other world. |
(0:17:24.08) |
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Takafumi Takaoka : Let's sell it! |
(0:17:26.87) |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : Fifty yen. |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : I took it to a pawn shop. |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : It was appraised for 50 yen. |
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Takafumi Takaoka : It's a bit too rare. |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : Our views aren't growing. |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : We need a breakthrough. |
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Takafumi Takaoka : Uncle, |
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Takafumi Takaoka : did you have this ring because
you meant to gift it to someone? |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : Not really.
Gems are more like memorabilia. |
(0:17:49.48) |
Yousuke Shibazaki : They can only be obtained
after beating challenging dungeons. |
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Takafumi Takaoka : Is that so? |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : You want to talk about relationships? |
(0:18:07.12) |
Takafumi Takaoka : Not really. You don't seem interested in
that kind of thing. So, no thanks. |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : Cut the nonsense.
I've lived for over 30 years. |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : That comes with experience. |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : I met my first love in grade school. |
(0:18:20.30) |
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Takafumi Takaoka : What were they like? |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : They were Sonic and Tails. |
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Takafumi Takaoka : What? |
(0:18:26.98) |
Yousuke Shibazaki : I stopped by the toy shop's display window
every day and spent hours watching the TV. |
(0:18:36.28) |
Yousuke Shibazaki : The title scene was so cute,
I never got tired of it. |
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Takafumi Takaoka : Do you have any experience
involving people? |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : Of course I do. |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : Kaede Nanase was a good friend of mine. |
(0:18:51.63) |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : The enemy group's leader murdered her. |
(0:18:55.50) |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : She was then revived as a living machine. |
(0:18:58.05) |
Yousuke Shibazaki : They relentlessly attack her to obtain
the salvation weapon Seven Force. |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : Stage three's boss is the fifth form of… |
(0:19:04.47) |
Takafumi Takaoka : Does he have any experience
outside of video games in his life? |
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Takafumi Takaoka : Did you meet any girls in the other world? |
(0:19:11.23) |
Yousuke Shibazaki : -I did.
-What? |
(0:19:13.94) |
Takafumi Takaoka : -I did.
-What? |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : Icuras elran. |
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EXTRA : Thank you very much. |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : And that's how I saved her from a monster. |
(0:20:11.91) |
Takafumi Takaoka : More like she offered her life
in exchange for her brothers'. |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : Wasn't that smooth? |
(0:20:19.67) |
Yousuke Shibazaki : Immediately afterward, I was struck
from a blind spot by some goblins. |
(0:20:21.55) |
Yousuke Shibazaki : They threw me off a cliff,
and that was that. |
(0:20:26.05) |
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Takafumi Takaoka : What a disaster. |
(0:20:28.85) |
Takafumi Takaoka : The two brothers snuck behind him
with terrifying looks on their faces. |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : Let's check how that ambush occurred. |
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Takafumi Takaoka : I'm sure they were goblins. |
(0:20:39.94) |
Takafumi Takaoka : -Yeah?
-Yeah, absolutely! |
(0:20:41.90) |
Yousuke Shibazaki : -Yeah?
-Yeah, absolutely! |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : I was on the brink of death
when she stumbled into me. |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : I hate to say this, but she saved me. |
(0:20:49.99) |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : You… |
(0:21:04.34) |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : Why did you… |
(0:21:06.76) |
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Tsundere Elf : Don't you misunderstand. |
(0:21:07.97) |
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Tsundere Elf : You are indebted to me now. |
(0:21:09.26) |
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Tsundere Elf : Spend the rest of your life bowing to me. |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : The rest of my life? |
(0:21:16.23) |
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Tsundere Elf : What? |
(0:21:17.31) |
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Tsundere Elf : That's not what I meant. |
(0:21:21.28) |
Tsundere Elf : I didn't mean ＂together forever＂
or anything. |
(0:21:23.03) |
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Tsundere Elf : W-what? Stay away from me! |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : I'd rather not owe you a huge favor. |
(0:21:30.20) |
Yousuke Shibazaki : -Will this do?
-What? |
(0:21:33.12) |
Tsundere Elf : -Will this do?
-What? |
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Tsundere Elf : What? |
(0:21:36.62) |
Yousuke Shibazaki : It's a cosmite ring, said to be
one of the only seven in existence. |
(0:21:38.08) |
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Tsundere Elf : What are you doing? |
(0:21:41.92) |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : How does it fit? |
(0:21:49.76) |
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Tsundere Elf : Wait, hold on! |
(0:21:50.85) |
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Tsundere Elf : It's too sudden… |
(0:21:54.52) |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : Do you not want it? |
(0:21:56.23) |
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Tsundere Elf : I do… |
(0:22:04.36) |
Takafumi Takaoka : My uncle is about to do
something outrageous! |
(0:22:11.74) |
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Takafumi Takaoka : Was that okay to do? |
(0:22:15.54) |
Takafumi Takaoka : Looks like it means the same in the other
world. Did you take responsibility? |
(0:22:17.33) |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : Of course I did. |
(0:22:21.92) |
Yousuke Shibazaki : I was responsible enough to have it
redeemed at the next town. |
(0:22:25.42) |
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Takafumi Takaoka : Uncle! |
(0:22:28.72) |
Takafumi Takaoka : You said you dodged her in some town.
So it was this one. |
(0:22:36.64) |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : No. She kept following me around. |
(0:22:40.48) |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : Maybe she got a taste for money. |
(0:22:42.98) |
Tsundere Elf : I deposited it at a bank.
Where are you going next? |
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Tsundere Elf : What? You'll stay here for now?
What a coincidence. Me, too! |
(0:22:48.28) |
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Takafumi Takaoka : She's resilient. |
(0:22:52.07) |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : As you can see, |
(0:22:54.58) |
Yousuke Shibazaki : these kinds of rare items
can be useful on many occasions. |
(0:22:56.29) |
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Yousuke Shibazaki : Let's stash that knife in here. |
(0:23:00.37) |
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Takafumi Takaoka : Sure. |
(0:23:03.00) |
Takafumi Takaoka : My uncle's new video
surpassed 2,000,000 views. |
(0:23:16.56) |
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Takafumi Takaoka : 2017, fall. |
(0:23:37.62) |
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Takafumi Takaoka : My new life with my uncle |
(0:23:41.33) |
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Takafumi Takaoka : had just begun. |
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