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▶ Chiho Sasaki : Maou-san...	(0:00:06.11)
▶ Sadao Maou : Chi-chan.	(0:00:08.15)
▶ Sadao Maou : I have to go back to Ente Isla.	(0:00:09.62)
▶ Chiho Sasaki : No...	(0:00:13.14)
▶ Chiho Sasaki : I don't want that!	(0:00:14.70)
▶ Chiho Sasaki : I don't want to lose you!	(0:00:15.74)
▶ Sadao Maou : I'm sorry. But I can't stay in this world any longer.	(0:00:18.91)
▶ Chiho Sasaki : Then I'll come to Ente Isla too!	(0:00:23.21)
▶ Chiho Sasaki : Take me with you!	(0:00:25.83)
▶ Sadao Maou : I can't do that.	(0:00:27.34)
▶ Sadao Maou : You and I are from two different worlds.	(0:00:29.34)
▶ Sadao Maou : We were never meant to meet.	(0:00:33.26)
▶ Sadao Maou : Chi-chan.	(0:00:38.72)
▶ Sadao Maou : I'm sorry.	(0:00:40.97)
▶ Chiho Sasaki : Maou-san...	(0:00:48.14)
▶ Chiho Sasaki : Maou-san!	(0:00:50.53)
▶ Chiho Sasaki : And that's the dream I had.	(0:01:04.16)
▶ Chiho Sasaki : Over.	(0:01:06.33)
▶ Sadao Maou : Oh? A dream about me returning to Ente Isla, was it?	(0:01:07.08)
▶ Sadao Maou : So what happened after that?	(0:01:10.67)
▶ Chiho Sasaki : Huh? What do you mean?	(0:01:12.80)
▶ Chiho Sasaki : Well, uh, it was like...	(0:01:17.72)
▶ Sadao Maou : Oh, whatever.	(0:01:20.89)
▶ Sadao Maou : Not like I could now, anyway.	(0:01:22.39)
▶ Sadao Maou : I don't have enough magic.	(0:01:24.34)
▶ Sadao Maou : Damn, yesterday was exhausting.	(0:01:26.60)
▶ Sadao Maou : First, I had to fix all the destroyed buildings,	(0:01:32.98)
▶ Sadao Maou : then I had to open the Gate and throw Sariel in.	(0:01:39.74)
▶ Sadao Maou : That took all the magic I had left.	(0:01:43.87)
▶ Mayumi Kisaki : Chi-chan, is Maou-kun in?	(0:01:47.83)
▶ Sadao Maou : I'm here.	(0:01:49.67)
▶ Mayumi Kisaki : I heard the story from Kawachi.	(0:01:50.92)
▶ Mayumi Kisaki : How you ran off last night with a mop and never came back.	(0:01:52.80)
▶ Sadao Maou : Ah, uh...	(0:01:57.43)
▶ Chiho Sasaki : It was kind of an emergency.	(0:01:59.46)
▶ Mayumi Kisaki : What does it have to do with you?	(0:02:01.80)
▶ Suzuno Kamazuki : Sadao-dono was kind enough to save us.	(0:02:03.39)
▶ Suzuno Kamazuki : Greetings.	(0:02:08.06)
▶ Hanzou Urushihara : Looks like Crestia Bell just went into Maou's restaurant.	(0:02:10.94)
▶ Shiro Ashiya : Even if you're just keeping watch on them, it's bad form to spy like this.	(0:02:15.05)
▶ Shiro Ashiya : And now you're tracking not only Emilia, but Bell too?!	(0:02:20.41)
▶ Shiro Ashiya : Just how much did that cost?!	(0:02:24.08)
▶ Hanzou Urushihara : Keep your soapy hands to yourself.	(0:02:25.62)
▶ Mayumi Kisaki : So then, Miss...	(0:02:28.79)
▶ Suzuno Kamazuki : Kamazuki Suzuno.	(0:02:30.21)
▶ Suzuno Kamazuki : Last night, when I was heading home with Chiho-dono,	(0:02:32.29)
▶ Suzuno Kamazuki : we were threatened by a suspicious individual, and Sadao-dono rushed to our aid.	(0:02:35.21)
▶ Chiho Sasaki : That's right!	(0:02:39.68)
▶ Chiho Sasaki : If Maou-san hadn't been there, who knows what would've happened to us?!	(0:02:41.55)
▶ Sadao Maou : You fought them off with a mop?	(0:02:45.26)
▶ Sadao Maou : Yeah. I could tell this guy meant business.	(0:02:47.00)
▶ Mayumi Kisaki : I guess that's understandable, then.	(0:02:49.98)
▶ EXTRA : Excuse me! Kisaki-san!	(0:02:53.06)
▶ EXTRA : There's a person in the fridge!	(0:02:54.90)
▶ Sadao Maou : Sariel?	(0:02:58.34)
▶ Chiho Sasaki : I thought you threw him in the Gate!	(0:02:59.53)
▶ Suzuno Kamazuki : He did indeed.	(0:03:02.40)
▶ Suzuno Kamazuki : Maybe that bamboo decoration reacted to the Dark Lord's magic	(0:03:03.56)
▶ Suzuno Kamazuki : and caused the Gate to reopen inside the store.	(0:03:08.00)
▶ Mayumi Kisaki : Ah, you're awake.	(0:03:12.58)
▶ Mayumi Kisaki : Are you okay? Still breathing?	(0:03:14.13)
▶ Mitsuki Sarue : So beautiful.	(0:03:16.46)
▶ Mayumi Kisaki : Huh?	(0:03:17.71)
▶ Mitsuki Sarue : This must be fate!	(0:03:18.46)
▶ Mitsuki Sarue : Adrift in a foreign land, I have encountered a goddess of beauty!	(0:03:20.09)
▶ Mitsuki Sarue : O Lord, forgive me, for I have tasted the fruit of forbidden love,	(0:03:24.05)
▶ Mitsuki Sarue : and now I fear I may fall from Your grace forever!	(0:03:27.06)
▶ Mayumi Kisaki : Who is this freak?	(0:03:29.43)
▶ Sadao Maou : Actually, he's from the Sentucky across the road.	(0:03:31.44)
▶ Mitsuki Sarue : Oh, my beloved one!	(0:03:34.02)
▶ Mitsuki Sarue : From forth the bitter rivalry of Sentucky and MgRonald's come you and I, star-cross'd lovers...	(0:03:36.94)
▶ Mitsuki Sarue : Truly, we are the Romeo and Juliet of the fast food industry!	(0:03:42.49)
▶ Mayumi Kisaki : Did you hit your head on something?	(0:03:45.49)
▶ Mayumi Kisaki : I guess we'd better call an ambulance for him.	(0:03:48.62)
▶ Mitsuki Sarue : Ah, such kindness! You are concerned for my health!	(0:03:50.83)
▶ Mitsuki Sarue : But know this: no matter what may come to pass, this love can never be cured!	(0:03:56.46)
▶ Mayumi Kisaki : Screw the ambulance. Maybe I should just call the police!	(0:04:05.22)
▶ Mitsuki Sarue : Truly, this is the forbidden fruit of damnation!	(0:04:09.14)
▶ Mitsuki Sarue : The greatest pleasure I have ever known!	(0:04:11.81)
▶ Emi Yusa : Thank you very much for calling.	(0:05:53.49)
▶ Emi Yusa : I'm Yusa, and please have a wonderful day—	(0:05:55.95)
▶ Emi Yusa : What's going on?	(0:06:04.33)
▶ Emi Yusa : What?	(0:06:08.67)
▶ Sadao Maou : I've conquered Hatagaya!	(0:06:13.97)
▶ Sadao Maou : Now nothing can save Greenland!	(0:06:16.80)
▶ Emi Yusa : What a nightmare!	(0:06:27.11)
▶ Emi Yusa : It's not like MgRonald's could ever become his stronghold,	(0:06:30.28)
▶ Emi Yusa : but I still can't afford to let my guard down.	(0:06:34.99)
▶ Rika Suzuki : Wow!	(0:06:39.20)
▶ Rika Suzuki : Emi, you seem really enthusiastic today.	(0:06:39.95)
▶ Emi Yusa : You think?	(0:06:42.41)
▶ Rika Suzuki : How about we get dinner together tonight?	(0:06:44.04)
▶ Emi Yusa : Sorry, not tonight.	(0:06:47.08)
▶ Rika Suzuki : Are you going to check up on Maou-san again?	(0:06:49.25)
▶ Emi Yusa : Not "check up." I'm just observing him.	(0:06:51.71)
▶ Rika Suzuki : Come on...	(0:06:54.26)
▶ Rika Suzuki : Isn't it about time you two stopped making excuses to each other?	(0:06:56.01)
▶ Emi Yusa : I can't.	(0:07:00.56)
▶ Rika Suzuki : Huh?	(0:07:01.85)
▶ Emi Yusa : Oh well, you know how things are! They sure are something!	(0:07:02.93)
▶ Emi Yusa : He slaughtered my whole village, including my father.	(0:07:10.07)
▶ Emi Yusa : I can't ever forgive him for that.	(0:07:13.69)
▶ Emi Yusa : And besides...	(0:07:16.74)
▶ Emi Yusa : In the first place, I'm the Hero and he's the Dark Lord.	(0:07:18.74)
▶ Emi Yusa : No one can tell when he might turn on us like he did in my dream.	(0:07:22.24)
▶ Emi Yusa : I'm coming in.	(0:07:27.54)
▶ Emi Yusa : What exactly are you doing?	(0:07:30.21)
▶ Chiho Sasaki : Ah, Yusa-san.	(0:07:31.67)
▶ Chiho Sasaki : Wait, what are you doing, Suzuno-san?!	(0:07:33.26)
▶ Suzuno Kamazuki : Well, I though I'd try cooking something French, like udon confit et sa sauce Américaine ...	(0:07:35.64)
▶ Chiho Sasaki : What is that, even?	(0:07:41.89)
▶ Chiho Sasaki : I thought we agreed that I'd be cooking dinner!	(0:07:43.06)
▶ Chiho Sasaki : And why did you just accept all of this so readily, Maou-san?	(0:07:46.17)
▶ Sadao Maou : Uh, I just...	(0:07:48.94)
▶ Chiho Sasaki : Suzuno-san, weren't you two supposed to be enemies?	(0:07:51.28)
▶ Chiho Sasaki : Seeing you feed him makes me so jealous!	(0:07:54.20)
▶ Hanzou Urushihara : Don't hold back, Sasaki Chiho. Say what you really mean.	(0:07:56.61)
▶ Chiho Sasaki : You shut up, Urushihara-san.	(0:07:58.99)
▶ Chiho Sasaki : Maou-san, do you wanna eat Suzuno-san's food or mine?	(0:08:01.24)
▶ Sadao Maou : Well... It'd certainly ease our financial pressure if you two took turns every day.	(0:08:05.14)
▶ Suzuno Kamazuki : I really can't do much for you.	(0:08:11.80)
▶ Chiho Sasaki : Yeah, yeah!	(0:08:13.75)
▶ Emi Yusa : And that's the Dark Lord...	(0:08:15.46)
▶ Shiro Ashiya : My lord.	(0:08:17.76)
▶ Sadao Maou : Ashiya, where were you?	(0:08:19.23)
▶ Shiro Ashiya : There is something we must discuss.	(0:08:21.98)
▶ Sadao Maou : Why so serious?	(0:08:23.64)
▶ Sadao Maou : I would like to take a little while off, if I may.	(0:08:25.93)
▶ Emerada Etuva : Huh? Alsiel's coming back?	(0:08:30.86)
▶ Emerada Etuva : I don't think he's here in Ente Isla, though.	(0:08:35.28)
▶ Emi Yusa : But he said himself that he wanted some time off.	(0:08:40.04)
▶ Emerada Etuva : Well, there's more than one way to take a vacation.	(0:08:44.66)
▶ Emerada Etuva : Maybe he got fed up with that tiny stronghold?	(0:08:47.67)
▶ Emi Yusa : I considered it, but I don't think that's the case.	(0:08:51.38)
▶ Sadao Maou : A little while off? What for?	(0:08:55.05)
▶ Shiro Ashiya : I'd prefer not to discuss that here.	(0:08:57.74)
▶ Sadao Maou : Got it.	(0:09:01.39)
▶ Sadao Maou : Could you three please leave us for today?	(0:09:02.85)
▶ Sadao Maou : It sounds like Ashiya has something serious to talk about.	(0:09:06.02)
▶ Chiho Sasaki : Okay.	(0:09:09.10)
▶ Emerada Etuva : Understood.	(0:09:10.85)
▶ Emerada Etuva : I see. That certainly does sound suspicious.	(0:09:12.26)
▶ Chiho Sasaki : Emerada-san couldn't tell you anything either?	(0:09:16.23)
▶ Emi Yusa : For now, I asked her to check if anything suspicious has happened recently in Ente Isla.	(0:09:19.70)
▶ Chiho Sasaki : Geez, and now it's raining.	(0:09:35.29)
▶ Chiho Sasaki : I hope Maou-san isn't actually considering going back to Ente Isla.	(0:09:42.14)
▶ Chiho Sasaki : I don't want my dream to come true.	(0:09:47.47)
▶ Emi Yusa : Huh? What dream was this?	(0:09:51.56)
▶ Chiho Sasaki : Well, uh...	(0:09:53.31)
▶ Emi Yusa : Actually, I had an ominous dream as well.	(0:09:55.44)
▶ Chiho Sasaki : You too?	(0:09:59.11)
▶ Emi Yusa : But don't worry. As long as I'm here, I won't let anything happen to your smile.	(0:10:00.90)
▶ Emi Yusa : What's with all those boxes? Did they buy something?	(0:10:15.54)
▶ Emi Yusa : But no way they'd have enough money for that much stuff.	(0:10:19.31)
▶ Emi Yusa : I don't want to think about what this could mean.	(0:10:22.72)
▶ Emi Yusa : Eme was able to send me that package, after all.	(0:10:27.01)
▶ Emi Yusa : Maybe Ashiya brought in supplies from Hell?	(0:10:29.85)
▶ Emerada Etuva : There's nothing suspicious going on here.	(0:10:34.90)
▶ Emerada Etuva : I asked Albert to look into things too.	(0:10:38.76)
▶ Emerada Etuva : There are no reports of anything unusual.	(0:10:43.74)
▶ Emerada Etuva : Though there is one little problem.	(0:10:47.74)
▶ Emi Yusa : What?	(0:10:50.16)
▶ Emerada Etuva : I put on a little bit of weight recently.	(0:10:51.16)
▶ Emi Yusa : What does that have to do with anything?!	(0:10:54.25)
▶ Rika Suzuki : Huh, is that you, Emi? What are you doing in there?	(0:10:56.34)
▶ Emi Yusa : Just talking to myself!	(0:10:59.96)
▶ Mayumi Kisaki : What's that damn midget even thinking?	(0:11:03.76)
▶ Sadao Maou : Kisaki-san,	(0:11:09.68)
▶ Sadao Maou : sorry to ask this so suddenly,	(0:11:11.35)
▶ Sadao Maou : but could I change shifts?	(0:11:13.32)
▶ Mayumi Kisaki : That isn't like you at all.	(0:11:15.77)
▶ Sadao Maou : Something came up that I have to attend to.	(0:11:17.77)
▶ Mayumi Kisaki : Fine. I'll sort things out on this end.	(0:11:23.24)
▶ Sadao Maou : Thank you very much.	(0:11:26.36)
▶ Mayumi Kisaki : Anyway, let me know what day and time you want to change to.	(0:11:27.66)
▶ Sadao Maou : Got it.	(0:11:30.41)
▶ Sadao Maou : This again.	(0:11:34.42)
▶ Chiho Sasaki : Maou-san, are you really going back to Ente Isla after all?	(0:11:38.62)
▶ Chiho Sasaki : Is that why you had to get out of work so suddenly?	(0:11:41.94)
▶ Chiho Sasaki : You're not just going to leave like this, are you?	(0:11:43.92)
▶ Sadao Maou : Hey, hold up!	(0:11:45.31)
▶ Sadao Maou : I don't even have enough magic to go back.	(0:11:46.76)
▶ Chiho Sasaki : But then, why?	(0:11:48.55)
▶ Sadao Maou : Uh...	(0:11:51.64)
▶ Sadao Maou : Sorry. I can't tell you why.	(0:11:53.93)
▶ Chiho Sasaki : Maou-san...	(0:11:57.44)
▶ Chiho Sasaki : Are you sure it's okay to do this?	(0:12:12.96)
▶ Chiho Sasaki : Shouldn't we just trust him instead?	(0:12:15.79)
▶ Emi Yusa : I wish I could,	(0:12:19.20)
▶ Emi Yusa : but after seeing all that stuff they had delivered,	(0:12:21.17)
▶ Emi Yusa : I'm sure they're plotting something.	(0:12:22.55)
▶ Emi Yusa : We must uncover the truth.	(0:12:24.89)
▶ Chiho Sasaki : But...	(0:12:26.80)
▶ Emi Yusa : We have to follow him!	(0:12:32.69)
▶ Chiho Sasaki : A building site?	(0:12:51.70)
▶ Emi Yusa : Is he constructing a new stronghold here?	(0:12:53.58)
▶ Chiho Sasaki : No way. That can't be!	(0:12:56.25)
▶ Chiho Sasaki : He's just working.	(0:13:00.00)
▶ Emi Yusa : But why?	(0:13:01.92)
▶ Sadao Maou : What are you doing here?	(0:13:05.00)
▶ Sadao Maou : We found ourselves in sudden need of money.	(0:13:09.05)
▶ Sadao Maou : As it turns out, those tracking devices cost a fortune.	(0:13:11.64)
▶ Emi Yusa : Tracking devices?	(0:13:13.89)
▶ Sadao Maou : Urushihara bought them.	(0:13:15.27)
▶ Sadao Maou : He planted one in your bag and one on Suzuno's sandals.	(0:13:17.19)
▶ Emi Yusa : Wh-What?!	(0:13:20.36)
▶ Sadao Maou : Stop that!	(0:13:27.61)
▶ Sadao Maou : Don't just use your sacred powers like that!	(0:13:28.62)
▶ Sadao Maou : Not to mention, that thing led us to you when Sariel kidnapped you!	(0:13:30.74)
▶ Emi Yusa : Geez!	(0:13:34.46)
▶ Sadao Maou : Anyway, we have to pay for those next week,	(0:13:38.79)
▶ Sadao Maou : but my account is empty.	(0:13:42.55)
▶ Sadao Maou : And my payday at MgRonald's is still ages away.	(0:13:44.67)
▶ Sadao Maou : Ashiya concluded that our only choice was to take on extra jobs where they pay daily.	(0:13:47.47)
▶ Chiho Sasaki : Is that why he asked for time off?	(0:13:52.64)
▶ Sadao Maou : Yeah.	(0:13:55.06)
▶ Sadao Maou : I also took some time off from MgRonald's to work.	(0:13:56.39)
▶ Sadao Maou : Ashiya's working another job somewhere else.	(0:14:01.36)
▶ Emi Yusa : Why did you keep all this a secret from Chiho-chan, then?	(0:14:04.11)
▶ Sadao Maou : Uh, well...	(0:14:07.53)
▶ Sadao Maou : If I told her we were in trouble because of the tracking devices which saved your lives,	(0:14:10.51)
▶ Sadao Maou : she'd feel responsible and stuff.	(0:14:15.58)
▶ Sadao Maou : I'm sorry, Chi-chan!	(0:14:18.50)
▶ Chiho Sasaki : I'm just glad you're not going back to Ente Isla after all.	(0:14:20.41)
▶ Emi Yusa : But then what was that huge load of boxes that got delivered the other day?	(0:14:25.21)
▶ Sadao Maou : Huh? What? I don't know anything about that.	(0:14:29.55)
▶ Hanzou Urushihara : Boxes? Whatever could you be talking about?	(0:14:34.35)
▶ Hanzou Urushihara : These? They were here when I got here.	(0:14:38.12)
▶ Sadao Maou : Yeah, right.	(0:14:41.06)
▶ Sadao Maou : I've never seen them before.	(0:14:42.34)
▶ Sadao Maou : Out of my way!	(0:14:44.23)
▶ Sadao Maou : Mattresses?	(0:14:52.12)
▶ Chiho Sasaki : A fire extinguisher?	(0:14:53.37)
▶ Emi Yusa : A water purifier?	(0:14:54.58)
▶ Chiho Sasaki : And so many, too.	(0:14:56.20)
▶ Sadao Maou : Urushihara. Explain this.	(0:14:58.58)
▶ Hanzou Urushihara : Well, I guess I got caught off guard.	(0:15:01.83)
▶ Hanzou Urushihara : I looked into this later, and apparently it's called a purchasing scam.	(0:15:04.71)
▶ Sadao Maou : A purchasing scam?	(0:15:08.43)
▶ Emi Yusa : They offer to buy things you don't need anymore,	(0:15:10.05)
▶ Emi Yusa : but you actually end up agreeing to buy from them.	(0:15:12.76)
▶ Hanzou Urushihara : I just sold an external hard disk for my computer.	(0:15:16.03)
▶ Hanzou Urushihara : But I actually ended up buying all this—	(0:15:19.85)
▶ Sadao Maou : How much? How much was it?	(0:15:23.19)
▶ Hanzou Urushihara : Too close. Way too close.	(0:15:23.65)
▶ Hanzou Urushihara : Um...	(0:15:26.40)
▶ Hanzou Urushihara : 128 thous— ouch!	(0:15:27.86)
▶ Suzuno Kamazuki : Looks like some truly despicable corporation has you in their grasp.	(0:15:32.16)
▶ Suzuno Kamazuki : This is ridiculous. Why didn't you just send them away?	(0:15:36.49)
▶ Hanzou Urushihara : I'm really just a social reject.	(0:15:39.08)
▶ Suzuno Kamazuki : Dark Lord, blaming Lucifer won't get you anywhere.	(0:15:42.04)
▶ Emi Yusa : Here's the company.	(0:15:45.63)
▶ Chiho Sasaki : "Deluxe Life International Holdings."	(0:15:47.75)
▶ Sadao Maou : That sure is one meaningless name.	(0:15:51.30)
▶ Emi Yusa : How about calling them?	(0:15:54.05)
▶ EXTRA : Hello. This is Deluxe Life International Holdings.	(0:15:58.53)
▶ EXTRA : How can I help you today?	(0:16:02.81)
▶ Sadao Maou : The other day we accidentally bought a set of mattresses, a fire extinguisher, and a water purifier,	(0:16:05.52)
▶ Sadao Maou : but we'd like to return these items as we have no use for them.	(0:16:10.69)
▶ EXTRA : I am terribly sorry,	(0:16:13.74)
▶ EXTRA : but water purifiers are tested upon installation,	(0:16:16.16)
▶ EXTRA : meaning that we cannot accept returns for them as they are not in unused condition.	(0:16:20.25)
▶ Sadao Maou : We didn't use the twenty year supply of filters that came with it, though.	(0:16:23.91)
▶ EXTRA : I'm afraid it's all sold as a set, so we cannot accept returns on just the filters.	(0:16:27.92)
▶ EXTRA : And as for the fire extinguisher,	(0:16:34.09)
▶ EXTRA : fire safety regulations prohibit us from accepting returns on an installed unit, even if unused.	(0:16:36.43)
▶ EXTRA : What about the mattresses, then?	(0:16:43.77)
▶ EXTRA : We do allow returns on those, provided they are unused.	(0:16:45.85)
▶ EXTRA : It's a seven-piece set, right?	(0:16:49.78)
▶ Sadao Maou : No, we have a five-piece one.	(0:16:51.15)
▶ EXTRA : I'm afraid we only sell them as seven-piece sets.	(0:16:53.78)
▶ EXTRA : If you only have five, that's not enough to—	(0:16:57.28)
▶ Sadao Maou : Whatever!	(0:16:59.81)
▶ Emi Yusa : They never intended to allow us to return anything.	(0:17:01.66)
▶ Chiho Sasaki : What do we do?	(0:17:04.90)
▶ Emi Yusa : Go there in person?	(0:17:06.38)
▶ Sadao Maou : Go there in person!	(0:17:07.58)
▶ Sadao Maou : Is this it?	(0:17:10.21)
▶ Shiro Ashiya : Coming!	(0:17:13.42)
▶ Sadao Maou : Ashiya?!	(0:17:17.09)
▶ Shiro Ashiya : My lord?!	(0:17:18.43)
▶ Shiro Ashiya : Emilia too?	(0:17:19.85)
▶ Sadao Maou : What are you doing here?	(0:17:21.18)
▶ Sadao Maou : So you were working here?!	(0:17:22.56)
▶ Shiro Ashiya : I thought I recognized that voice from somewhere.	(0:17:25.85)
▶ Emi Yusa : What are you even doing here?	(0:17:28.77)
▶ Shiro Ashiya : I just acted according to the manual to prevent customers from claiming unjustified returns.	(0:17:31.07)
▶ Shiro Ashiya : Wait a moment! Why would you buy seven mattresses?!	(0:17:35.95)
▶ Sadao Maou : We were tricked!	(0:17:39.44)
▶ Sadao Maou : And not seven, just five!	(0:17:41.45)
▶ Shiro Ashiya : That sounds like some kind of scam!	(0:17:43.79)
▶ Sadao Maou : That's what I've been saying! It's a goddamn scam!	(0:17:46.12)
▶ Shiro Ashiya : So I was dispatched to a shady corporation and worked for evil without even realizing it?!	(0:17:48.88)
▶ Emi Yusa : Why is a demon general so upset about working for evil, again?	(0:17:56.17)
▶ Shiro Ashiya : In that case, I can't spend another moment at this wicked corporation.	(0:17:59.66)
▶ EXTRA : Sure is noisy over here.	(0:18:04.30)
▶ Shiro Ashiya : Oh, Director.	(0:18:06.27)
▶ EXTRA : Is something the matter?	(0:18:07.85)
▶ Sadao Maou : So you're the asshole in charge?	(0:18:09.86)
▶ EXTRA : You don't sugarcoat 'em, huh? Let's talk this over nice and calm.	(0:18:11.06)
▶ EXTRA : I believe my boy told you on the phone that everything was done as per the contract.	(0:18:16.28)
▶ EXTRA : Huh? What the hell? What contract?	(0:18:22.45)
▶ EXTRA : You were given a copy, I believe.	(0:18:26.37)
▶ EXTRA : I can't possibly accept such flimsy complaints.	(0:18:28.12)
▶ Sadao Maou : What are you talking about? This is just a scam!	(0:18:30.75)
▶ EXTRA : It was a deal agreed upon by both parties.	(0:18:33.25)
▶ Sadao Maou : Agreed, my ass! What kind of dumbass would buy seven mattresses for a tiny apartment?	(0:18:36.43)
▶ EXTRA : There's one living with you.	(0:18:41.75)
▶ Sadao Maou : You bastard... You think you can get away with this by playing dumb?!	(0:18:43.77)
▶ EXTRA : I didn't sell you any defective goods,	(0:18:51.27)
▶ EXTRA : and both parties agreed to the deal.	(0:18:53.82)
▶ EXTRA : Keep running your mouth and my patience may run out sooner than you think.	(0:18:55.86)
▶ Shiro Ashiya : I lost.	(0:19:04.35)
▶ Shiro Ashiya : I think we might be better off talking to the police.	(0:19:05.32)
▶ Emi Yusa : They won't be able to do anything.	(0:19:09.69)
▶ Emi Yusa : Nasty as it might be, they have a contract, and there's no proof it's a scam.	(0:19:11.72)
▶ Shiro Ashiya : So there's nothing left we can do?	(0:19:16.34)
▶ Sadao Maou : Damn, how am I supposed to pay 128,000 yen?!	(0:19:18.55)
▶ Shiro Ashiya : I am terribly sorry, my lord.	(0:19:22.39)
▶ Shiro Ashiya : As his guardian, I'm responsible for allowing all this to happen.	(0:19:24.89)
▶ Emi Yusa : Guardian? Wait, how old is Urushihara?	(0:19:29.18)
▶ Shiro Ashiya : Huh?	(0:19:33.53)
▶ Emi Yusa : Not his actual age, but what is he in this world, officially?	(0:19:34.31)
▶ Sadao Maou : Um, I think he's registered as 18 years old.	(0:19:37.86)
▶ Emi Yusa : Then I might just know how you can get out of this mess.	(0:19:43.28)
▶ Sadao Maou : What is it?	(0:19:46.28)
▶ Sadao Maou : We can get out without paying the 128,000 yen?	(0:19:47.54)
▶ Shiro Ashiya : But how?	(0:19:50.29)
▶ Emi Yusa : Cooling-off.	(0:19:52.13)
▶ EXTRA : Minors always require their guardian's permission to engage in spending	(0:19:54.51)
▶ EXTRA : far in excess of their personal finances.	(0:19:59.84)
▶ EXTRA : As you can be considered to be Urushihara-san's guardian,	(0:20:02.97)
▶ EXTRA : this transaction is subject to a cooling-off period.	(0:20:08.18)
▶ Shiro Ashiya : Phew. That certainly was troublesome.	(0:20:40.15)
▶ Sadao Maou : Yeah. That damned human thought he could outwit a few demons.	(0:20:43.26)
▶ Shiro Ashiya : But to think Emilia would save us...	(0:20:47.25)
▶ Sadao Maou : Well, she's used to handling claims like that, after all.	(0:20:50.18)
▶ Sadao Maou : I bet she'll end up on my side eventually.	(0:20:53.02)
▶ Shiro Ashiya : Please, do not jest.	(0:20:55.81)
▶ Shiro Ashiya : My lord, have you decided?	(0:20:57.69)
▶ Sadao Maou : Yeah. I'll have the same as you.	(0:20:59.86)
▶ Sadao Maou : Excuse me! Two khatsu-dum!	(0:21:02.11)
▶ Shiro Ashiya : Excuse me! Two khatsu-dum!	(0:21:02.11)
▶ Emi Yusa : Have you lost your mind?	(0:22:59.39)
▶ Sadao Maou : Emi?	(0:23:02.48)
▶ Emi Yusa : What kind of Dark Lord waits at a pedestrian crossing in the rain with no umbrella?	(0:23:04.35)
▶ Sadao Maou : Shut up.	(0:23:08.32)
▶ Emi Yusa : Here.	(0:23:10.41)
▶ Sadao Maou : Huh?	(0:23:11.16)
▶ Emi Yusa : I threw away the umbrella you lent me back then.	(0:23:12.15)
▶ Emi Yusa : Here's a brand new one in exchange, so just take it and be grateful.	(0:23:14.99)
▶ Emi Yusa : Take it already!	(0:23:19.53)
▶ Sadao Maou : Okay, okay.	(0:23:20.54)
▶ Sadao Maou : Um... Thanks.	(0:23:34.57)
▶ Emi Yusa : You're welcome.	(0:23:39.11)

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