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▶ Momo Ayase : Huh?	(0:01:30.36)
▶ Bully A : I said, if you ain't lendin' me money, then no date today.	(0:01:31.44)
▶ Bully A : Oh, but I'd be okay if you finally put out instead.	(0:01:37.32)
▶ Bully A : You'll pay for the love hotel, though.	(0:01:41.12)
▶ Momo Ayase : You need to be punched!	(0:01:50.08)
▶ Bully A : Why you little...	(0:01:51.46)
▶ Bully A : You're full of it!	(0:01:56.38)
▶ Bully A : I've had enough of you!	(0:01:58.93)
▶ Bully A : Yer broke and ya ain't puttin' out! Get lost!	(0:02:01.39)
▶ Momo Ayase : Gimme a break, moron!	(0:02:04.81)
▶ Momo Ayase : Octopus! Squid! Tuna!	(0:02:06.98)
▶ Muko : Totes funny!	(0:02:10.60)
▶ Muko : Seafood names aren't insults.	(0:02:12.31)
▶ Momo Ayase : Come on, comfort me! He was my first boyfriend.	(0:02:14.48)
▶ Muko : That's why I told you to not go for him.	(0:02:19.11)
▶ Muko : What was so good about him, anyway?	(0:02:21.53)
▶ Momo Ayase : He looked like Ken Takakura.	(0:02:23.95)
▶ Muko : - Oh, there you go. - You're so annoying.	(0:02:25.91)
▶ Miko : - Oh, there you go. - You're so annoying.	(0:02:25.91)
▶ Momo Ayase : Nothing wrong with that! I like masculine guys like Ken Takakura!	(0:02:28.21)
▶ Muko : ＂I am an awkward fellow, after all.＂	(0:02:32.79)
▶ Muko : Dudes like that are extinct.	(0:02:34.63)
▶ Miko : Dudes like that are extinct.	(0:02:34.63)
▶ Momo Ayase : What the heck.	(0:02:40.80)
▶ Momo Ayase : Will I not be able to meet another Mr. Ken in my lifetime?	(0:02:42.72)
▶ Momo Ayase : Come on, someone comfort me!	(0:02:46.81)
▶ Momo Ayase : Such a cruel world.	(0:02:50.27)
▶ EXTRA : - Damn it! - You missed?	(0:02:55.19)
▶ EXTRA : - I did miss. - Don't look over here. Gross.	(0:02:56.78)
▶ EXTRA : - We have this, too. - Nice.	(0:03:00.15)
▶ EXTRA : Put a magnet inside.	(0:03:03.20)
▶ EXTRA : This'll hurt, won't it?	(0:03:05.83)
▶ Momo Ayase : What are you reading there?	(0:03:12.83)
▶ Ken Takakura : Oh? Uh, um...	(0:03:15.79)
▶ Momo Ayase : How lame.	(0:03:20.93)
▶ Momo Ayase : Do only scum live in this world?	(0:03:26.31)
▶ Momo Ayase : Man, I've had enough.	(0:03:32.85)
▶ Momo Ayase : Where can I relieve all this stress?	(0:03:35.15)
▶ Ken Takakura : Miss Momo Ayase!	(0:03:38.90)
▶ Ken Takakura : I know you're in love!	(0:03:40.95)
▶ Momo Ayase : Huh?	(0:03:42.74)
▶ Ken Takakura : I know you're in love!	(0:03:43.36)
▶ Momo Ayase : How many times you gonna say that?	(0:03:45.74)
▶ Ken Takakura : Someone like Miss Ayase talking to me? That's gotta be the only reason!	(0:03:47.33)
▶ Momo Ayase : Maybe you got the wrong idea?	(0:03:52.00)
▶ Momo Ayase : It's not like I wanna get chummy with you or anything.	(0:03:54.29)
▶ Momo Ayase : Forget all that earlier.	(0:03:57.55)
▶ Ken Takakura : This is what I'm talking about!	(0:03:58.59)
▶ Momo Ayase : Huh? What?	(0:04:04.93)
▶ Ken Takakura : You're a fan of the occult!	(0:04:05.89)
▶ Momo Ayase : Oh, I don't believe in UFOs or aliens or stuff like that.	(0:04:07.93)
▶ Ken Takakura : I'm not talking about a UFO, but a UAP!	(0:04:11.14)
▶ Ken Takakura : Unidentified Aerial Phenomena!	(0:04:13.73)
▶ Momo Ayase : Hey, you're being a pest.	(0:04:16.15)
▶ Ken Takakura : The U.S. military has officially acknowledged the existence of UAPs and reformed the Space Force!	(0:04:18.61)
▶ Ken Takakura : Japan has also newly created an Aerospace Defense Force!	(0:04:23.28)
▶ Ken Takakura : Any way you look at it, they're getting ready for Space Wars!	(0:04:25.57)
▶ Momo Ayase : Can I go now?	(0:04:28.58)
▶ Ken Takakura : What?	(0:04:29.83)
▶ Ken Takakura : No, wait! This has the newest image of Nessie, too. Here!	(0:04:30.66)
▶ Ken Takakura : It also talks about Lieutenant Colonel Jim Channon and Skinwalker Ranch!	(0:04:34.92)
▶ Momo Ayase : Shut up!	(0:04:39.50)
▶ Momo Ayase : I just got dumped so I don't want any of this.	(0:04:41.55)
▶ Momo Ayase : How you push stuff at me is so typical of otaku and really annoying!	(0:04:45.09)
▶ Momo Ayase : That's why you have no friends!	(0:04:48.72)
▶ Momo Ayase : Don't talk to me like you know me.	(0:04:53.10)
▶ Momo Ayase : Sorry, that was a bit much.	(0:05:05.53)
▶ Momo Ayase : Here.	(0:05:26.93)
▶ Momo Ayase : I don't believe in aliens.	(0:05:30.30)
▶ Momo Ayase : But I do believe in ghosts.	(0:05:32.68)
▶ Ken Takakura : Oh no, there's no such thing as ghosts.	(0:05:34.52)
▶ Momo Ayase : I matched the conversation topic to yours, but you outright deny that!?	(0:05:37.85)
▶ Ken Takakura : Don't you mock the occult!	(0:05:41.77)
▶ Momo Ayase : Just so you know, my grandma is a spirit medium.	(0:05:47.36)
▶ Ken Takakura : What?	(0:05:50.53)
▶ Momo Ayase : Have you ever seen exorcism? It's really wicked!	(0:05:51.24)
▶ Momo Ayase : The possessed person goes into convulsions!	(0:05:55.00)
▶ Ken Takakura : You can go into convulsions from illness, too.	(0:05:58.17)
▶ Ken Takakura : It's not proof that ghosts are out there.	(0:06:00.29)
▶ Momo Ayase : Then have you ever had an alien let you ride a UFO!?	(0:06:03.38)
▶ Ken Takakura : Your logic is jumping too far! Are you an idiot!?	(0:06:06.51)
▶ Muko : Huh?	(0:06:12.85)
▶ Muko : She gave up on Ken Takakura and went after an otaku?	(0:06:14.01)
▶ Miko : Look. It's like she doesn't care what other people would think.	(0:06:17.23)
▶ Muko : Can't say I hate it.	(0:06:20.40)
▶ Momo Ayase : Then let's have a contest, dammit!	(0:06:22.94)
▶ Momo Ayase : If there really are ghosts, you'll be serving me as a gofer!	(0:06:25.03)
▶ Ken Takakura : I'll show you UFOs, I mean, UAPs!	(0:06:28.49)
▶ Ken Takakura : If you're able to see one, M-Miss Ayase, you'll be my gofer instead!	(0:06:31.82)
▶ Momo Ayase : What is this place? It's way too scary!	(0:06:42.54)
▶ Momo Ayase : What part of this is a UFO hotspot?	(0:06:45.71)
▶ Ken Takakura : Nagi Hospital there is called the sanctuary for UFOs!	(0:06:48.47)
▶ Ken Takakura : If you call for a UFO on the roof, you will experience Abduction!	(0:06:52.34)
▶ Momo Ayase : What's Abduction?	(0:06:55.64)
▶ Ken Takakura : That's when an alien kidnaps you and experiments with your body.	(0:06:59.98)
▶ Momo Ayase : Wait, hold on! Have you been experimented on before!?	(0:07:03.98)
▶ Ken Takakura : There is a chance that I have!	(0:07:06.78)
▶ Momo Ayase : Huh?	(0:07:08.65)
▶ Ken Takakura : Many people who experience Abduction have their memories erased.	(0:07:09.32)
▶ Momo Ayase : Hey, you. You've never seen a UFO before, have you?	(0:07:12.99)
▶ Ken Takakura : Do you know about regressive hypnosis?	(0:07:15.95)
▶ Momo Ayase : Don't change the subject on me.	(0:07:17.37)
▶ Ken Takakura : It's not an issue of whether or not you've seen one!	(0:07:19.08)
▶ Ken Takakura : The point is whether or not there's proper proof that it exists!	(0:07:21.21)
▶ Momo Ayase : Shut up!	(0:07:24.17)
▶ Momo Ayase : Anyway, how are things on your end?	(0:07:25.34)
▶ Ken Takakura : I have arrived.	(0:07:32.05)
▶ Ken Takakura : At the spiritual hotspot.	(0:07:39.52)
▶ Ken Takakura : Now, I'll go and prove it right now...	(0:07:44.65)
▶ Ken Takakura : that there are no such things as ghosts!	(0:07:47.36)
▶ Momo Ayase : Hey, you aren't freaking out, are you?	(0:07:49.78)
▶ Momo Ayase : By the way, that spot is famous on the 'net for something definitely being there.	(0:07:52.49)
▶ Ken Takakura : Too shy, shy boy, in this moment!	(0:08:10.51)
▶ Momo Ayase : They say speaking loudly is the most dangerous thing to do.	(0:08:14.59)
▶ Ken Takakura : Too shy, shy boy...	(0:08:17.85)
▶ Momo Ayase : On the 'net.	(0:08:19.72)
▶ Ken Takakura : You've been mentioning the 'net a lot.	(0:08:20.68)
▶ Ken Takakura : So have you seen a ghost, Miss Ayase?	(0:08:22.43)
▶ Momo Ayase : Nope.	(0:08:25.40)
▶ Ken Takakura : What?	(0:08:26.11)
▶ Ken Takakura : How dare you talk so authoritatively earlier!	(0:08:28.23)
▶ Momo Ayase : My bad!	(0:08:30.78)
▶ Ken Takakura : Take back that attitude you've been giving me!	(0:08:32.03)
▶ Ken Takakura : It's absurd that you've never seen a ghost but believe in them!	(0:08:33.78)
▶ Momo Ayase : It's not absurd.	(0:08:37.20)
▶ Momo Ayase : I told you my grandma's a spirit medium.	(0:08:39.29)
▶ Momo Ayase : I love my grandma a lot since I don't have parents.	(0:08:43.25)
▶ Ken Takakura : So, I see.	(0:08:46.75)
▶ Momo Ayase : Why are you getting all meek and stuff?	(0:08:50.38)
▶ Momo Ayase : Get a load of this. My family is seriously weird.	(0:08:53.76)
▶ Momo Ayase : I always had to perform a good luck ritual before stepping outside.	(0:08:58.10)
▶ Momo Ayase : I was always forced to do it the entire way to school.	(0:09:02.47)
▶ Momo Ayase : And of course, I was the laughingstock of all the boys.	(0:09:06.73)
▶ Momo Ayase : If I don't do it, Grandma got pissed. It was the pits.	(0:09:09.86)
▶ Momo Ayase : But the toughest part of it all...	(0:09:14.28)
▶ Momo Ayase : was when the boy I liked made fun of me.	(0:09:17.49)
▶ Momo Ayase : I really hated my grandma.	(0:09:21.16)
▶ Momo Ayase : ＂Because of that weird ritual, the boy I like hates me.＂	(0:09:23.95)
▶ Momo Ayase : I think I said something horrible like that to Grandma.	(0:09:28.17)
▶ Momo Ayase : Since then, I didn't talk to Grandma until recently, and I stopped doing the ritual.	(0:09:32.71)
▶ Momo Ayase : But you know, I get pissed when someone else makes fun of my family.	(0:09:38.84)
▶ Momo Ayase : That's when I realized...	(0:09:45.31)
▶ Momo Ayase : I didn't hate the fact that the boy I liked didn't like me.	(0:09:47.69)
▶ Momo Ayase : I hated the fact that the boy I liked made fun of my grandma.	(0:09:51.36)
▶ Momo Ayase : In reality, I loved both Grandma and her job as a spirit medium, because it felt special.	(0:09:57.32)
▶ Momo Ayase : How she decided to take me in, and lovingly raised me all by herself...	(0:10:03.41)
▶ Momo Ayase : I have faith in my grandma.	(0:10:08.67)
▶ Momo Ayase : That's why I believe in ghosts.	(0:10:11.34)
▶ Momo Ayase : So anyway, why do you believe in aliens?	(0:10:15.17)
▶ Ken Takakura : That really doesn't matter, right?	(0:10:20.09)
▶ Momo Ayase : What's with that? You don't have any reasons?	(0:10:23.31)
▶ Ken Takakura : Do you need a reason to like something?	(0:10:25.98)
▶ Momo Ayase : Well, you have a point.	(0:10:28.77)
▶ Momo Ayase : More like, Occult-kun, you sure talk bluntly over the phone.	(0:10:30.52)
▶ Ken Takakura : I-Is that so?	(0:10:37.07)
▶ Ken Takakura : Miss Ayase, you're pretty easy to talk to.	(0:10:40.16)
▶ Turbo Granny : I'll let you suckle my teats, so...	(0:10:52.92)
▶ Turbo Granny : lemme gobble that weenie.	(0:10:56.92)
▶ Ken Takakura : Ghost!	(0:11:00.59)
▶ Momo Ayase : Hold on! You shouldn't run there!	(0:11:01.55)
▶ Momo Ayase : Hey, Occult-kun!	(0:11:04.14)
▶ Ken Takakura : No way! Impossible! That was just an ordinary granny!	(0:11:05.47)
▶ Momo Ayase : Oc... kun... Stop right now!	(0:11:06.93)
▶ Ken Takakura : That's probably it. Just an ordinary granny!	(0:11:08.98)
▶ Momo Ayase : They say on the 'net she's bad news!	(0:11:10.14)
▶ Ken Takakura : I'm pretty sure I misunderstood something.	(0:11:15.94)
▶ Ken Takakura : I simply bumped into a lewd granny!	(0:11:17.74)
▶ Momo Ayase : They say you can't let her outrun you at any cost!	(0:11:21.78)
▶ Momo Ayase : If you lose a race against Turbo Granny, you'll be cursed!	(0:11:25.28)
▶ Momo Ayase : Hey, Occult-kun! Are you listening?	(0:11:35.21)
▶ Momo Ayase : Hello? Answer me!	(0:11:37.51)
▶ Momo Ayase : You're kidding me, right?	(0:11:39.80)
▶ Momo Ayase : I'll head over there right now! Just hang on!	(0:11:41.30)
▶ Momo Ayase : What are those things? Seriously, cut it out.	(0:11:54.23)
▶ Rokuro : Hello, woman person.	(0:12:05.32)
▶ Rokuro : We are Serpoians. We are called that because we come from the planet Serpo.	(0:12:08.95)
▶ Momo Ayase : Aliens?	(0:12:13.79)
▶ Rokuro : Don't be afraid. We are a friendly people.	(0:12:15.08)
▶ Momo Ayase : Friendly guys don't strip girls naked, you know!	(0:12:18.80)
▶ Momo Ayase : Where are my clothes?	(0:12:22.17)
▶ Rokuro : We have taken proper care of your belongings.	(0:12:23.26)
▶ Momo Ayase : They're all tattered! Pay for damages!	(0:12:26.22)
▶ Momo Ayase : And I wanna go home, so can you take this off?	(0:12:28.35)
▶ Rokuro : Our kind only has males.	(0:12:31.89)
▶ Rokuro : Thus, we reproduce through clone technology.	(0:12:34.23)
▶ Momo Ayase : Are you even listening?	(0:12:37.65)
▶ Rokuro : However, identical units do not instigate biological evolution.	(0:12:39.73)
▶ Rokuro : Conflict, as well as basic emotions, were annihilated.	(0:12:43.15)
▶ Rokuro : Therefore, for us to regain reproductive function similar to humans,	(0:12:47.07)
▶ Rokuro : we want your ＂bananas.＂	(0:12:50.70)
▶ Rokuro : We will now have sex.	(0:12:54.21)
▶ Rokuro : After having sex with you, we will extract your uterus and your banana for research.	(0:12:56.17)
▶ Momo Ayase : Gimme a break!	(0:13:00.55)
▶ Momo Ayase : I did date a douchebag, but I didn't let him take my virginity!	(0:13:01.84)
▶ Momo Ayase : My chastity has been saved for a Ken Takakura I have yet to meet!	(0:13:06.18)
▶ Momo Ayase : No way some creepy alien is gonna take it from me!	(0:13:09.47)
▶ Rokuro : In order to arouse your desire, we will use psychokinesis to control your brain waves.	(0:13:19.32)
▶ Rokuro : How is it? Isn't the temperature of your body getting warmer?	(0:13:26.03)
▶ Rokuro : What's this? She is resisting the psychokinesis.	(0:13:35.92)
▶ Rokuro : What incredible spiritual power.	(0:13:38.42)
▶ Rokuro : However...	(0:13:40.88)
▶ Rokuro : Let us begin.	(0:13:42.00)
▶ Momo Ayase : No...	(0:13:43.84)
▶ Momo Ayase : Stop!	(0:13:45.34)
▶ Rokuro : A phone call?	(0:13:52.72)
▶ Rokuro : Someone sure has a really bad sense of timing.	(0:13:53.77)
▶ Ken Takakura : Miss Ayase! I'm sorry!	(0:14:23.17)
▶ Ken Takakura : There was a ghost!	(0:14:25.71)
▶ Ken Takakura : Turbo Granny has cursed me!	(0:14:27.22)
▶ Momo Ayase : Occult-kun! I'm glad! Can you help me?	(0:14:30.39)
▶ Rokuro : Who are you?	(0:14:33.10)
▶ Rokuro : Infiltrating using a smartphone. Not even we have technology like that.	(0:14:34.22)
▶ Ken Takakura : Please help! I can't control myself!	(0:14:38.81)
▶ Turbo Granny : Lemme gobble that weenie!	(0:14:45.11)
▶ Momo Ayase : Come on, get a grip!	(0:14:47.61)
▶ Rokuro : Man person over there.	(0:14:49.03)
▶ Rokuro : We did not authorize your intrusion.	(0:14:50.78)
▶ Rokuro : Leave immediately, or else...	(0:14:53.20)
▶ Rokuro : Please give us your ＂banana.＂	(0:15:00.04)
▶ Momo Ayase : Gross!	(0:15:02.13)
▶ Rokuro : Six Sense Organs!	(0:15:02.75)
▶ Rokuro : So fast! I cannot set my psychokinesis.	(0:15:06.09)
▶ Rokuro : Our cherished bananas!	(0:15:11.97)
▶ Rokuro : You banana thief!	(0:15:14.22)
▶ Rokuro : Serpoian Form Serpo-Grammetry!	(0:15:15.60)
▶ Momo Ayase : Occult-kun!	(0:15:19.31)
▶ Rokuro : We have never encountered someone so aggressive.	(0:15:20.31)
▶ Rokuro : We have an amiable relationship with humans. So give us your bananas.	(0:15:23.02)
▶ Ken Takakura : I'll give it to you! Anything if it's mine!	(0:15:28.03)
▶ Ken Takakura : I've been wanting to see aliens for the longest time!	(0:15:30.86)
▶ Ken Takakura : Because I didn't have any friends, I thought at least aliens would be my friends.	(0:15:33.41)
▶ Ken Takakura : I've been calling to the skies for a UFO since grade school!	(0:15:38.00)
▶ Ken Takakura : But you never came!	(0:15:44.84)
▶ Ken Takakura : No matter how much I called for you, you never showed up!	(0:15:46.71)
▶ Ken Takakura : Other humans bullied me to pass their time.	(0:15:50.67)
▶ Ken Takakura : Aliens don't give me the time of day.	(0:15:53.09)
▶ Ken Takakura : Nobody ever acknowledged my existence.	(0:15:55.80)
▶ Ken Takakura : But Miss Ayase....	(0:15:59.52)
▶ Ken Takakura : She actually stood up for me, despite that!	(0:16:01.27)
▶ Ken Takakura : So don't you lay a finger on her!	(0:16:04.19)
▶ Ken Takakura : I won't allow anyone to hurt her!	(0:16:08.07)
▶ Ken Takakura : If it's for her sake, I'll even become a monster!	(0:16:12.20)
▶ Momo Ayase : Keep at it, Occult-kun!	(0:16:17.58)
▶ Momo Ayase : Show 'em what a man you are!	(0:16:19.33)
▶ Rokuro : Fie!	(0:16:21.58)
▶ Ken Takakura : Miss Ayase...	(0:16:24.67)
▶ Ken Takakura : It looks impossible after all.	(0:16:25.71)
▶ Momo Ayase : You gave up really fast there!	(0:16:27.21)
▶ Rokuro : We cannot become friends with a violent person like you.	(0:16:30.97)
▶ Rokuro : Besides, we like woman persons more than man persons.	(0:16:34.97)
▶ Rokuro : Now, once again, I shall arouse your desire.	(0:16:39.85)
▶ Seiko Ayase : Take your chi out.	(0:16:47.02)
▶ Momo Ayase : I don't wanna.	(0:16:48.27)
▶ Momo Ayase : My friends make fun of me every single day because of that.	(0:16:49.78)
▶ Seiko Ayase : What are you talking about?	(0:16:54.15)
▶ Seiko Ayase : If you have your chi out, you won't get hurt or sick.	(0:16:55.82)
▶ Seiko Ayase : Bad things can't get near you.	(0:16:58.99)
▶ Seiko Ayase : First, firm up your lower abs.	(0:17:01.75)
▶ Seiko Ayase : Imagine having your chi shoot up from the top of your head.	(0:17:06.25)
▶ EXTRA : She's doing it again!	(0:17:11.05)
▶ EXTRA : Is she communicating with aliens or something?	(0:17:12.26)
▶ Momo Ayase : I hate it! I'm never doing it again!	(0:17:16.47)
▶ Seiko Ayase : Momo! Hold on!	(0:17:18.76)
▶ Momo Ayase : I hate you, Grandma! You fake spirit medium!	(0:17:20.39)
▶ Momo Ayase : Why am I remembering the past right now?	(0:17:26.98)
▶ Momo Ayase : I'm sorry, Grandma. I just felt embarrassed back then.	(0:17:30.32)
▶ Seiko Ayase : Firm up your lower abs.	(0:17:36.78)
▶ Seiko Ayase : Chi shoot up from the top of your head.	(0:17:41.20)
▶ Momo Ayase : No way!	(0:17:48.54)
▶ Momo Ayase : What?	(0:17:49.67)
▶ Ken Takakura : Miss Ayase, you can use psychic powers?	(0:17:50.50)
▶ Momo Ayase : Well, I'm surprised by that myself!	(0:17:53.01)
▶ Rokuro : Unbelievable! My psychokinesis is being pushed back!	(0:17:55.63)
▶ Rokuro : Why?	(0:17:59.22)
▶ Rokuro : Did I stimulate her brain waves too much and cause the woman person's chakra to open up?	(0:18:00.51)
▶ Momo Ayase : She was real.	(0:18:06.02)
▶ Momo Ayase : Grandma was a real spirit medium!	(0:18:07.69)
▶ Momo Ayase : Thank you, Grandma!	(0:18:10.44)
▶ Momo Ayase : With this I can take those scumbags...	(0:18:12.19)
▶ Momo Ayase : and send them flying!	(0:18:16.24)
▶ Momo Ayase : What is this? That was a UFO?	(0:18:33.55)
▶ Momo Ayase : Occult-kun, are you okay?	(0:18:36.09)
▶ Momo Ayase : Let's get outta here!	(0:18:37.84)
▶ Momo Ayase : Ow! What are you doing, idiot! Regain your sanity already!	(0:18:43.76)
▶ Momo Ayase : Damn you!	(0:18:48.31)
▶ Momo Ayase : Turbo Granny?	(0:18:56.15)
▶ Turbo Granny : Who the hell are you?	(0:18:57.70)
▶ Momo Ayase : His curse hasn't lifted!	(0:19:03.62)
▶ Momo Ayase : Granny is out of his body, though!	(0:19:05.04)
▶ Turbo Granny : I have possession of that kid's weenie.	(0:19:07.12)
▶ Turbo Granny : As long as I have his weenie, that kid's curse won't be lifted.	(0:19:10.83)
▶ Turbo Granny : If you want it back, come to the tunnel.	(0:19:15.42)
▶ Turbo Granny : This place is too far for me.	(0:19:18.05)
▶ Turbo Granny : I'll take you on as much as you want if it's in the tunnel, gaudy hag.	(0:19:20.30)
▶ Momo Ayase : Who you calling a gaudy hag, you old bag of crap!	(0:19:25.39)
▶ Momo Ayase : Give him back his thingy!	(0:19:27.98)
▶ Momo Ayase : Crap! If we don't escape, we're gonna die!	(0:19:32.31)
▶ Momo Ayase : Get a grip, you idiot! We're gonna escape!	(0:19:35.48)
▶ Momo Ayase : This is the worst.	(0:19:58.88)
▶ Momo Ayase : I'll believe in aliens. Like, I was kidnapped and all.	(0:20:01.43)
▶ Ken Takakura : I'll believe in ghosts, too. I got cursed after all.	(0:20:05.39)
▶ Momo Ayase : So, what should we do from here?	(0:20:08.97)
▶ Ken Takakura : What should we do?	(0:20:11.31)
▶ Momo Ayase : You lose control of yourself if I don't hold the curse back with psychic powers.	(0:20:13.06)
▶ Ken Takakura : I'm sorry.	(0:20:17.02)
▶ Momo Ayase : I lost my uniform, my wallet, my smartphone. Everything.	(0:20:17.90)
▶ Ken Takakura : How can I be lifted from this curse?	(0:20:22.11)
▶ Momo Ayase : You have to beat the crap out of Turbo Granny. She's the cause of the curse.	(0:20:25.16)
▶ Ken Takakura : I see. Then I'll head on over there.	(0:20:29.62)
▶ Momo Ayase : Huh? Right now?	(0:20:33.83)
▶ Ken Takakura : Miss Ayase, please wear my clothes back home.	(0:20:36.34)
▶ Momo Ayase : Hold on! You'll lose control without me!	(0:20:39.00)
▶ Ken Takakura : All of this happened because of what I did.	(0:20:45.76)
▶ Ken Takakura : I can't get you involved in it anymore, Miss Ayase.	(0:20:50.72)
▶ Ken Takakura : I'll use willpower to make it to the tunnel, and then make it work somehow.	(0:20:53.10)
▶ Momo Ayase : Why can't you ask me to come with you?	(0:20:58.73)
▶ Momo Ayase : After that experience earlier, I can't leave you alone!	(0:21:01.11)
▶ Momo Ayase : You would've died earlier if I wasn't around!	(0:21:03.90)
▶ Ken Takakura : Is it okay for you to help someone like me?	(0:21:08.41)
▶ Momo Ayase : Stuff like that is such a hassle.	(0:21:12.29)
▶ Momo Ayase : Come on, put some clothes on.	(0:21:22.63)
▶ Momo Ayase : Let's go!	(0:21:26.59)
▶ Ken Takakura : I'm sorry.	(0:21:28.01)
▶ Ken Takakura : I am an awkward fellow, after all.	(0:21:29.64)
▶ Ken Takakura : Miss Ayase, please put some clothes on.	(0:21:33.10)
▶ Ken Takakura : If you don't, I can't bring myself to speak properly.	(0:21:35.73)
▶ Momo Ayase : No way. Why is my heart racing?	(0:21:39.19)
▶ Momo Ayase : This can't be.	(0:21:42.82)
▶ Momo Ayase : I was just surprised because he happened to recite one of Ken Takakura's lines.	(0:21:44.24)
▶ Momo Ayase : I need to calm down for now.	(0:21:48.62)
▶ Momo Ayase : By the way, what's your name?	(0:21:53.04)
▶ Momo Ayase : I'm terrible at remembering names.	(0:21:55.66)
▶ Ken Takakura : Oh? Um...	(0:21:58.08)
▶ Ken Takakura : I'm Ken Takakura.	(0:22:00.04)
▶ Momo Ayase : Aliens really did exist!	(0:23:42.44)
▶ Ken Takakura : Ghosts exist, too!	(0:23:44.19)
▶ Ken Takakura : The existence of aliens and ghosts being proven means that	(0:23:45.73)
▶ Ken Takakura : there's a possibility of supernatural phenomena, UMA,	(0:23:48.19)
▶ Ken Takakura : and all other things that were said to be absurd can be proven as well.	(0:23:49.65)
▶ Momo Ayase : Oh, fine, I get it! Ready.	(0:23:50.49)
▶ Ken Takakura : Next episode, ＂That's a Space Alien, Ain't It?!＂	(0:23:52.78)
▶ Momo Ayase : Next episode, ＂That's a Space Alien, Ain't It?!＂	(0:23:52.78)
▶ Ken Takakura : Next episode, ＂That's a Space Alien, Ain't It?!＂	(0:23:53.12)
▶ Momo Ayase : Hey, be in sync with me!	(0:23:55.20)