 Galko : Huh? No, not really. They're a normal size. |
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 Otako : Draw a double circle on the tip of this balloon. |
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Galko : Huh? A balloon? A double circle? |
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Otako : All done? |
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Galko : Yeah. What are you gonna do? |
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Otako : See? It's proportional to the curvature. |
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Galko : Yo. Good morning, Teach. |
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Galko : My bad, my bad. |
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Galko : Here's the anime you lent me yesterday. Thanks. |
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Otako : Did you actually watch all
26 episodes in one night? |
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Galko : Yeah! It was so good, I cried! |
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Galko : Huh? |
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Galko : Huh? You're a major pain. |
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Galko : Seriously, boys are so brainless. |
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Galko : They really believe that groundless rumor |
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Galko : about boobs getting bigger from a massage? |
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Otako : How can you sound so
confident that it's groundless? |
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Otako : You've never had them massaged? |
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Galko : What's the big idea, Teach? |
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Galko : Okay... |
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Galko : ＂That is a foolish decision.＂ |
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Galko : ＂Oh! My heart feels as though
it will burst at any moment!＂ |
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Galko : ＂Walking the road a-alone,
he finally realized he had lost her. |
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Galko : But continuing to walk was the
only thing he could do to...＂ |
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Otako : All we do in Modern Japanese is memorize
kanji and infer answers from set questions, |
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Otako : so what's the point of reading
with that much emotion? |
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Galko : ＂On a winter day cold enough to split a stone, |
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Galko : on that road where he was used to walking alone...＂ |
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Otako : You were on a roll. |
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Galko : Because a kissing scene was coming up... |
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Galko : It's such a great story! It's so good! |
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Otako : I've never seen someone moved to tears
by a literature textbook before. |
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Galko : Boys are so dumb. |
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Otako : I think they are linked, though. |
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Otako : They both turn gray more slowly
than hair on your head. |
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 Ojou : Really? That is interesting! |
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Otako : Mine is pretty thick, like my eyebrows. |
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Ojou : Oh? They really are linked, then? |
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Ojou : So I guess I can blame mine on my eyebrows? |
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Galko : Well, I need to go to the restroom. |
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Ojou : She sure is taking a long time. |
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Otako : She texted that her eyebrows are gone, |
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Otako : and she's not leaving the
restroom until they grow back. |
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Otako : For a kid's prank, that's really dangerous. |
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Galko : I know, right? |
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Galko : and they had to call an ambulance because
he broke his fingers. It was crazy! |
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Otako : I meant it's dangerous for the victim's butt. |
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Ojou : Amazing. |
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Galko : I-It happened when I was a kid! |
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Galko : Spicy! Yet delish! |
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Ojou : Wow, you brought curry. |
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Otako : Did you make that yourself?
And curry in a packed lunch? |
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Galko : Well, I love spicy food, but your
butt hurts after you eat it, right? |
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Galko : You know, that burning sensation.
I really hate that... |
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Galko : But I'm constipated now, so I'm free
to eat all the spicy food I want! |
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Otako : Doesn't she know she's going
to pay for it all at once? |
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Galko : My bad, my bad. |
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Galko : I-I'm fine... |
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Otako : You want to use a butt cushion? |
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Otako : I brought it because
I figured this would happen. |
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Galko : Thanks. I'll take it. |
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Otako : The butt is very delicate, you know.
You should take better care of it. |
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Galko : Yes, ma'am. My bad. |
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Otako : Just look at the tongue. |
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Galko : Really? |
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Otako : It doesn't have a sense of taste, though. |
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Otako : So it can't taste sweetness,
even if you put sugar on it. |
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Galko : Yeah, you're so right. |
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Galko : but it had no effect at all. |
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Otako : You've seriously applied sugar to your butt? |
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Ojou : Amazing. |
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Galko : No! This also happened when I was a kid! |
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Ojou : A café? Hmm, let's see. |
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Ojou : The flavor of the coffee? And their parfaits. |
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Otako : Customer quality and how distant
the staff is toward them. |
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Galko : Toilet paper. |
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Galko : You know, like two-ply or designs... |
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Galko : Places that use expensive TP are high quality. |
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Galko : Places with the cheap stuff have low
quality in both service and menu. |
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Ojou : You can tell all that by toilet paper? |
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Galko : Yeah, I've been to lots of places. |
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Otako : You just can't use cheap recycled one-ply |
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Otako : because it tangles in your
shaggy butt hair, right? |
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Galko : It's not shaggy! |
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Ojou : But you don't deny having it! |
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Galko : My bad, my bad. |
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Otako : Stayed up late again? |
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Galko : No, not really. |
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Otako : Then get here on time in the morning. |
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Galko : What a pain. Blah. Who cares? |
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Galko : About this question... |
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Galko : Seriously? That's hilarious! How's that possible? |
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Otako : She just isn't a morning person! |
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