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▶ Konata Izumi : Well, let's get going.	(0:00:00.91)
▶ Miyuki Takara : Let's go!	(0:00:02.38)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Stop messing around and start!	(0:00:04.00)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : I haven't put on my uniform in a while.	(0:01:33.15)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : It's Kona-chan.	(0:01:37.49)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Kona-chan!	(0:01:38.79)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Good morning!	(0:01:39.62)
▶ Konata Izumi : My...	(0:01:42.41)
▶ Konata Izumi : Kagami-san.	(0:01:43.50)
▶ Konata Izumi : Tsukasa-san.	(0:01:44.52)
▶ Konata Izumi : A very good day to you.	(0:01:46.00)
▶ Konata Izumi : Why, Tsukasa-san...	(0:01:49.79)
▶ Konata Izumi : Your ribbon is crooked.	(0:01:52.51)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Thanks.	(0:01:55.05)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Gross.	(0:01:56.01)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : What brought this on, Kona-chan?	(0:01:57.01)
▶ Konata Izumi : Yes.	(0:01:59.35)
▶ Konata Izumi : I have become hooked on Marimite.	(0:02:00.22)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Marimite?	(0:02:03.94)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Are you a kid?!	(0:02:04.90)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Hey...	(0:02:10.27)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Don't start copying their costumes, too.	(0:02:11.40)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Um...	(0:02:14.53)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Is that called cosplay?	(0:02:15.24)
▶ Konata Izumi : I wouldn't go that far.	(0:02:16.62)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : You mean it, right?	(0:02:18.74)
▶ Konata Izumi : I already do plenty of that at work.	(0:02:19.99)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Oh, yeah...	(0:02:23.66)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : You work at one of those places...	(0:02:24.33)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : But if Kona-chan was an ojou-sama...	(0:02:26.74)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Feels so wrong that I can't even picture it.	(0:02:34.75)
▶ Konata Izumi : Baseball games have been going over schedule too much recently.	(0:02:37.38)
▶ Konata Izumi : Why are the new anime forced to sacrifice?	(0:02:40.51)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : If you want to watch anime that badly...	(0:02:44.09)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : ...you could get cable or something.	(0:02:45.94)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Aren't there specialized channels for that stuff?	(0:02:48.11)
▶ Konata Izumi : If I could...	(0:02:50.77)
▶ Konata Izumi : I want to get it too...	(0:02:51.98)
▶ Konata Izumi : But the cable guys said all sorts of stuff...	(0:02:53.53)
▶ Konata Izumi : ...like, "We can't proved it there".	(0:02:55.86)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Yuki-chan.	(0:03:00.32)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Good morning.	(0:03:01.20)
▶ Miyuki Takara : Good morning, Tsukasa-san.	(0:03:02.45)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : You look kinda down, did something happen?	(0:03:05.78)
▶ Miyuki Takara : Actually, I went to have my cavity taken care of.	(0:03:08.29)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : You went to the dentist.	(0:03:12.41)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Impressive!	(0:03:14.22)
▶ Miyuki Takara : Why are there so many follow-up trips after a visit to the dentist?	(0:03:15.29)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : I totally know what you mean!	(0:03:21.34)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : And it isn't just one or two trips!	(0:03:23.87)
▶ Konata Izumi : Miyuki-san.	(0:03:26.60)
▶ Konata Izumi : Good day.	(0:03:27.83)
▶ Miyuki Takara : Konata-san.	(0:03:29.81)
▶ Miyuki Takara : Good day.	(0:03:30.94)
▶ Konata Izumi : Have you been well?	(0:03:32.09)
▶ Miyuki Takara : Thank you for asking.	(0:03:34.48)
▶ Miyuki Takara : I'm pleased to see you looking well.	(0:03:35.65)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Yuki-chan's so amazing.	(0:03:36.65)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : She's talking the same way...	(0:03:38.24)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : ...but it doesn't feel weird at all.	(0:03:39.62)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : And she isn't even questioning the way Kona-chan's talking.	(0:03:41.66)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : This is the first time I've seen a person say "good day" in real life!	(0:03:45.41)
▶ Miyuki Takara : Really?	(0:03:50.29)
▶ Miyuki Takara : It appears to be a regularly used greeting...	(0:03:51.54)
▶ Miyuki Takara : ...at the girls' school my friends go to.	(0:03:54.09)
▶ Konata Izumi : A real school for rich girls is something else.	(0:03:58.63)
▶ Konata Izumi : How refined.	(0:04:01.64)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : Kuroi...	(0:04:02.97)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : ...told me to collect summer homework for her.	(0:04:03.97)
▶ Konata Izumi : Excellent work, Sebastian.	(0:04:06.64)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : S-Seba—	(0:04:08.64)
▶ Konata Izumi : Butlers must be named Sebastian, do you not agree?	(0:04:09.55)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : You do get that impression.	(0:04:13.35)
▶ Konata Izumi : Tell us a funny story, Sebastian.	(0:04:15.03)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : Ain't happening!	(0:04:16.23)
▶ Nanako Kuroi : Okay.	(0:04:17.27)
▶ Nanako Kuroi : Vacation just ended...	(0:04:18.07)
▶ Nanako Kuroi : ...but you got no time to be mooching around.	(0:04:19.70)
▶ Nanako Kuroi : Start thinking about your future...	(0:04:21.69)
▶ Nanako Kuroi : ...and put effort into studying.	(0:04:23.78)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : By future, does she mean choosing a major?	(0:04:26.24)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : I guess high school is only a temporary stopping point.	(0:04:29.16)
▶ Konata Izumi : But you probably haven't done much thinking about the future, right?	(0:04:31.71)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Why?	(0:04:36.29)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Don't insult me!	(0:04:36.67)
▶ Konata Izumi : 'Cause...	(0:04:37.72)
▶ Konata Izumi : You chose liberal arts to be in the same class with everyone else, right?	(0:04:38.38)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Tsu-Tsukasa!	(0:04:42.39)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : You blabbed!	(0:04:43.51)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Ah, sorries.	(0:04:44.28)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : And you told her...	(0:04:45.60)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : ...o-of all people!	(0:04:47.06)
▶ Konata Izumi : Come on...	(0:04:48.18)
▶ Konata Izumi : You should have just been honest.	(0:04:48.98)
▶ Konata Izumi : You hate being lonely, don't you?	(0:04:51.06)
▶ Konata Izumi : There, there.	(0:04:53.44)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Shut up!	(0:04:54.93)
▶ Yui Narumi : Hey!	(0:05:03.86)
▶ Yui Narumi : I'm back!	(0:05:05.03)
▶ Konata Izumi : Nee-san...	(0:05:07.28)
▶ Konata Izumi : For my summer homework...	(0:05:08.74)
▶ Konata Izumi : I did as you told me and wrote down random stuff when I didn't know the answer...	(0:05:10.46)
▶ Konata Izumi : ...and now I have to redo it all!	(0:05:16.30)
▶ Konata Izumi : Help me!	(0:05:18.26)
▶ Yui Narumi : O-Okay...	(0:05:20.17)
▶ Yui Narumi : But...	(0:05:21.93)
▶ Yui Narumi : If you get help from me, you might have to redo it again...	(0:05:23.18)
▶ Yui Narumi : ...in all sorts of ways.	(0:05:26.31)
▶ Konata Izumi : She got out of it...	(0:05:27.10)
▶ Konata Izumi : An extension on homework without an extension on summer vacation...	(0:05:28.30)
▶ Konata Izumi : Maybe I should borrow Kagami's notes.	(0:05:32.52)
▶ Konata Izumi : The sound of cicadas puts me to sleep.	(0:05:54.33)
▶ Konata Izumi : Huh?	(0:06:01.63)
▶ Konata Izumi : I see...	(0:06:10.01)
▶ Konata Izumi : The schedule's off because the baseball game went over.	(0:06:11.31)
▶ Konata Izumi : I guess it can be useful sometimes.	(0:06:15.31)
▶ Konata Izumi : My recorder's off!	(0:06:18.73)
▶ Konata Izumi : Huh?	(0:06:20.98)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Where are your glasses, Yuki-chan?	(0:06:21.74)
▶ Miyuki Takara : Actually...	(0:06:23.45)
▶ Miyuki Takara : They broke this morning...	(0:06:24.36)
▶ Miyuki Takara : I forgot that I left them on the chair...	(0:06:26.61)
▶ Miyuki Takara : ...and accidentally...	(0:06:29.62)
▶ Miyuki Takara : I'm terribly sorry...	(0:06:30.99)
▶ Miyuki Takara : ...but could I borrow your notes for today later?	(0:06:32.08)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Sure.	(0:06:35.28)
▶ Konata Izumi : You still got the clumsy thing going.	(0:06:36.17)
▶ Miyuki Takara : Konata-san...	(0:06:40.12)
▶ Miyuki Takara : Your handwriting is a mystery to me.	(0:06:41.30)
▶ Miyuki Takara : Tsukasa-san...	(0:06:44.88)
▶ Miyuki Takara : Hang in there!	(0:06:46.34)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : They sure are useless.	(0:06:47.96)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Here.	(0:06:50.85)
▶ Miyuki Takara : Thank you so much.	(0:06:51.64)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Good thing we have the same teacher.	(0:06:53.27)
▶ Miyuki Takara : Um...	(0:06:56.44)
▶ Miyuki Takara : But please keep this a secret...	(0:06:57.23)
▶ Miyuki Takara : I don't wish to ruin their good intentions...	(0:07:00.07)
▶ Konata Izumi : I'm starving!	(0:07:04.94)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Yuki-chan!	(0:07:06.82)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Let's have lunch!	(0:07:07.87)
▶ Miyuki Takara : Tsukasa-san.	(0:07:09.99)
▶ Miyuki Takara : Konata-san.	(0:07:10.95)
▶ Miyuki Takara : Thank you for letting me use your notes.	(0:07:12.15)
▶ Konata Izumi : Nah.	(0:07:14.08)
▶ Konata Izumi : No need to thank us.	(0:07:15.46)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : I never expected Yuki-chan to borrow my notes.	(0:07:17.46)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Well...	(0:07:21.38)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : It's not happening again.	(0:07:21.88)
▶ EXTRA : STARE	(0:07:25.45)
▶ Miyuki Takara : U-Um...	(0:07:27.59)
▶ Miyuki Takara : Is there something on my face?	(0:07:28.93)
▶ Konata Izumi : In games, when a character who wears glasses shows up at school without them...	(0:07:31.34)
▶ Konata Izumi : ...they suddenly become popular...	(0:07:34.48)
▶ Konata Izumi : But I guess that doesn't happen in real life.	(0:07:36.60)
▶ Miyuki Takara : I-It really doesn't.	(0:07:38.69)
▶ Miyuki Takara : Unfortunately.	(0:07:40.56)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Don't chocolate cornets kinda look like drills?	(0:07:42.14)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : D-Drills...	(0:07:44.90)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : D-Didn't we discuss which side of a chocolate cornet was the head?	(0:07:47.36)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Like how the thin end looked like the bottom.	(0:07:51.99)
▶ Konata Izumi : On second thought...	(0:07:55.24)
▶ Konata Izumi : ...the fat end looks more like the bottom.	(0:07:56.50)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Bottom?	(0:07:58.62)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : That's one big bottom...	(0:08:01.83)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : And layers of stomach.	(0:08:03.21)
▶ Miyuki Takara : When the lower half of your body gains weight...	(0:08:04.71)
▶ Miyuki Takara : ...it becomes difficult to buy skirts and the like.	(0:08:06.67)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : That's right!	(0:08:09.59)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : If you use your waist measurements, you can't get it over your hips.	(0:08:10.72)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : If it fits your hips perfectly, it's loose around your waist.	(0:08:13.35)
▶ Miyuki Takara : You have no choice but to buy one that's too big for your waist...	(0:08:15.98)
▶ Miyuki Takara : ...and when you walk around in it, your skirt starts spinning, doesn't it?	(0:08:19.23)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : That's right!	(0:08:22.82)
▶ Konata Izumi : A body with layers of stomach looks like a cornet...	(0:08:23.77)
▶ Konata Izumi : If you turn it on the side...	(0:08:26.19)
▶ Konata Izumi : ...you can play it like a cornet.	(0:08:27.49)
▶ Konata Izumi : If you turn it again, you can...	(0:08:28.80)
▶ Konata Izumi : ...put it on your head like a cornet.	(0:08:30.95)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : I don't get where I'm supposed to laugh.	(0:08:32.10)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Onee-chan, weren't you dieting to make up for your added summer weight?	(0:08:34.40)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : But my weight went down...	(0:08:39.78)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : ...without my waist or hips changing.	(0:08:41.54)
▶ Konata Izumi : No, Kagami.	(0:08:43.92)
▶ Konata Izumi : I can see the fruits of your diet.	(0:08:45.30)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Really?	(0:08:48.42)
▶ Konata Izumi : It's plain to see.	(0:08:49.63)
▶ Konata Izumi : They say that when you diet, you lose weight in the places you don't want to first.	(0:08:52.30)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Okay already!	(0:08:57.64)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : You don't have to spell it out.	(0:08:58.73)
▶ EXTRA : When reading literature...	(0:09:02.20)
▶ EXTRA : ...the trick is to keep the theme in mind...	(0:09:04.23)
▶ EXTRA : ...and understand what the author is trying to convey.	(0:09:06.92)
▶ Konata Izumi : I get it...	(0:09:07.39)
▶ Konata Izumi : I heard that people with poor eyesight end up with nasty expressions that scare other people...	(0:09:09.98)
▶ Konata Izumi : ...but I guess...	(0:09:14.37)
▶ Konata Izumi : ...it depends on the person.	(0:09:15.87)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Hey, you!	(0:09:17.33)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : When you said it depends on the person...	(0:09:18.64)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : ...you glanced over at me, didn't you?!	(0:09:20.16)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : I've heard that thinner eyes make you look prettier.	(0:09:21.83)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : It makes you look more mature.	(0:09:25.71)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Hey.	(0:09:31.13)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Stop that!	(0:09:31.80)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : She's late!	(0:09:34.88)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Stupid Konata...	(0:09:36.31)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : What's she doing?	(0:09:37.39)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : She's here!	(0:09:39.30)
▶ Konata Izumi : Sorry!	(0:09:40.39)
▶ Konata Izumi : I'm late.	(0:09:41.67)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Way late!	(0:09:42.56)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Someone who's always complaining about night games lasting too long...	(0:09:43.60)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : ...shouldn't be so loose with time!	(0:09:46.44)
▶ Konata Izumi : Well, you know...	(0:09:48.15)
▶ Konata Izumi : All the games have been going over schedule lately, so...	(0:09:49.24)
▶ Konata Izumi : I guess it infected me.	(0:09:52.69)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Like it's contagious!	(0:09:54.28)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : So?	(0:09:55.19)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Why were you late?	(0:09:55.70)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Overslept?	(0:09:57.03)
▶ Konata Izumi : No way.	(0:09:57.79)
▶ Konata Izumi : I'm not a child.	(0:09:58.58)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Then give me an adult reason for why you were late.	(0:10:00.33)
▶ Konata Izumi : Well...	(0:10:03.33)
▶ Konata Izumi : There was still plenty of time left when I finished getting ready...	(0:10:04.38)
▶ Konata Izumi : So to kill time...	(0:10:09.92)
▶ Konata Izumi : ...I started playing games and couldn't stop...	(0:10:11.30)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : You suck.	(0:10:13.34)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : You're worse than a child.	(0:10:14.39)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Oh, yeah.	(0:10:15.80)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : There are a bunch of cultural festivals and sporting events during second semester, right?	(0:10:17.13)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : And we have tests soon.	(0:10:21.52)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Kona-chan is really athletic so she can do well in sporting events.	(0:10:23.47)
▶ Konata Izumi : I don't like sporting events 'cause they make me tired.	(0:10:27.93)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Pretty rare to see such a lazy athletic type.	(0:10:30.03)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : I wonder what our class will do for the cultural festival.	(0:10:34.36)
▶ Konata Izumi : There isn't anything I'd want to do.	(0:10:37.37)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : These things...	(0:10:40.16)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : ...can never be decided...	(0:10:41.25)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : ...unless someone wants to do something.	(0:10:43.46)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : And the person who brings up the idea usually gets put in charge...	(0:10:44.75)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : ...so nobody's willing to talk.	(0:10:47.38)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : And you have to stay after school to prepare.	(0:10:49.42)
▶ Konata Izumi : You won't be able to watch evening anime.	(0:10:52.54)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Knew you'd say that.	(0:10:54.93)
▶ Konata Izumi : It's my turn to cook dinner tonight.	(0:11:02.22)
▶ Konata Izumi : Have to stop by the store on the way home.	(0:11:04.98)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : What are you going to make?	(0:11:07.76)
▶ Konata Izumi : Everyone's favorite chicken curry!	(0:11:09.19)
▶ Konata Izumi : Everyone in our family loves chicken.	(0:11:11.90)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Curry, huh?	(0:11:14.98)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Sounds good.	(0:11:16.14)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : I've heard that letting curry sit overnight makes it taste better.	(0:11:17.07)
▶ Konata Izumi : It works well.	(0:11:21.24)
▶ Konata Izumi : Then I'll make some extra and bring it for lunch tomorrow.	(0:11:22.82)
▶ Konata Izumi : Since there'll be leftovers anyway.	(0:11:27.04)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Yes.	(0:11:30.79)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : This is the Hiiragi residence.	(0:11:31.42)
▶ Konata Izumi : Tsukasa?	(0:11:32.96)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Kona-chan!	(0:11:34.58)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Why are you calling so early?	(0:11:35.51)
▶ Konata Izumi : The curry...	(0:11:37.84)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Curry?	(0:11:39.30)
▶ Konata Izumi : The curry I made yesterday...	(0:11:40.30)
▶ Konata Izumi : I let it sit overnight, and now it's spoiled.	(0:11:42.26)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : No way.	(0:11:45.05)
▶ Konata Izumi : Really.	(0:11:45.98)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Why?	(0:11:46.92)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Curry usually doesn't go bad in one day.	(0:11:47.92)
▶ Konata Izumi : Right?	(0:11:50.40)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Did you put in anything weird?	(0:11:51.48)
▶ Konata Izumi : I didn't.	(0:11:53.15)
▶ Konata Izumi : But...	(0:11:53.86)
▶ Konata Izumi : ...there was mold in it this morning!	(0:11:54.90)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : So?	(0:11:56.32)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Another cornet today?	(0:11:57.11)
▶ Konata Izumi : They taste good, so it's okay.	(0:11:58.32)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : If you say so...	(0:12:00.16)
▶ Konata Izumi : Oh, yeah...	(0:12:02.57)
▶ Konata Izumi : I just noticed...	(0:12:03.99)
▶ Konata Izumi : ...but the difference between when your bento are...	(0:12:05.66)
▶ Konata Izumi : ...made properly...	(0:12:07.95)
▶ Konata Izumi : ...or made very simply...	(0:12:10.29)
▶ Konata Izumi : ...is really obvious.	(0:12:12.16)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Ts-Tsukasa and I take turns making lunch...	(0:12:14.17)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : I'm not good with housework...	(0:12:18.96)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : So, it always ends up being simple!	(0:12:21.18)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Well, sorry that's the case!	(0:12:23.86)
▶ Konata Izumi : What?!	(0:12:25.88)
▶ Konata Izumi : So you're the type of person...	(0:12:26.48)
▶ Konata Izumi : ...who can blow up pots when they cook?!	(0:12:27.98)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Nobody in the world can do that.	(0:12:30.23)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Yuki-chan's bento looks wonderful again today.	(0:12:33.02)
▶ Miyuki Takara : Not at all.	(0:12:35.73)
▶ Miyuki Takara : Today's lunch is just leftovers from last night.	(0:12:36.81)
▶ Konata Izumi : Dinner at Miyuki-san's place...	(0:12:41.57)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Is really fancy...	(0:12:43.62)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : And these are just the leftovers.	(0:12:45.24)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Um...	(0:12:47.41)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : What's inside these fried eggs?	(0:12:48.37)
▶ Miyuki Takara : We had some eel leftover last night, so I added it in.	(0:12:52.49)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : You don't usually see leftovers for eel.	(0:12:57.46)
▶ Konata Izumi : The only thing that's ever leftover at our house is moldy curry.	(0:12:59.72)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Your house isn't normal.	(0:13:02.68)
▶ Konata Izumi : Good morning.	(0:13:06.09)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Good morning!	(0:13:07.14)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Yo!	(0:13:08.00)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Look! Look!	(0:13:09.26)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : My parents bought me a cell phone!	(0:13:10.60)
▶ Konata Izumi : Good for you.	(0:13:13.06)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : 'Cause I did well on my practical exams for once.	(0:13:14.48)
▶ Konata Izumi : Give me your number.	(0:13:18.03)
▶ Konata Izumi : I'll give you mine.	(0:13:19.57)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : What is my number again?	(0:13:22.15)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Um...	(0:13:25.44)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Hold on a second!	(0:13:38.25)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Um... Um...	(0:13:54.26)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Konata.	(0:13:54.87)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : You have a cell phone?	(0:13:55.71)
▶ Konata Izumi : But I usually forget it at home.	(0:13:57.85)
▶ Konata Izumi : Since otou-san's the only one who ever calls.	(0:14:00.23)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Doesn't that defeat the purpose of having a cell phone?	(0:14:02.91)
▶ Konata Izumi : You think?	(0:14:05.66)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Keroro!	(0:14:06.57)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Isn't it cute?	(0:14:07.61)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : They bought it for me with the cell phone.	(0:14:09.32)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Oh, yeah...	(0:14:12.04)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : There was a girl in our class who had a bunch of straps on her phone.	(0:14:13.21)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : They weighed it...	(0:14:16.75)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : ...and the straps alone were 800 grams.	(0:14:18.17)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : That much?	(0:14:21.67)
▶ Konata Izumi : That's heavy.	(0:14:22.80)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Once she took the straps off...	(0:14:24.01)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : ...her stiff shoulders were cured.	(0:14:25.20)
▶ Konata Izumi : Sounds like making a phone call would count as weight training.	(0:14:27.14)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Isn't it exciting how you never know when you'll get a call on your cell phone?	(0:14:32.05)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Really?	(0:14:36.52)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : I hope someone calls me soon!	(0:14:37.40)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : There's no need to get so excited over a cell phone nowadays.	(0:14:39.94)
▶ Konata Izumi : By the way, did you find your number yet?	(0:14:44.73)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Not yet!	(0:14:47.32)
▶ Nanako Kuroi : In England...	(0:14:48.86)
▶ Nanako Kuroi : ...there was a large struggle between the House of Lancaster and the House of York.	(0:14:49.83)
▶ Nanako Kuroi : The two houses fought wearing red and white roses respectively.	(0:14:53.91)
▶ Nanako Kuroi : Thus, this war was known as the War of Roses.	(0:14:58.54)
▶ Nanako Kuroi : It lasted from 1455 to 1485.	(0:15:01.05)
▶ Nanako Kuroi : This...	(0:15:05.47)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : M-Mine?!	(0:15:07.46)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : It's my phone!	(0:15:09.55)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Somebody finally called me!	(0:15:11.68)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Who's this?	(0:15:20.14)
▶ Nanako Kuroi : Okay.	(0:15:21.02)
▶ Nanako Kuroi : Confiscated.	(0:15:21.94)
▶ Nanako Kuroi : Pick it up in the faculty office after school.	(0:15:24.65)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : What a relief!	(0:15:26.86)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : She gave it back!	(0:15:28.28)
▶ Konata Izumi : But junk mail already?	(0:15:29.87)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Otou-san?	(0:15:36.28)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Still at school.	(0:15:38.24)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : I was talking with Konata and Miyuki and lost track of time.	(0:15:39.54)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : It's okay.	(0:15:43.29)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : We'll be home soon.	(0:15:44.30)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Bye.	(0:15:45.84)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Just a little late and look what happens.	(0:15:47.71)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Yes?	(0:15:52.92)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Otou-san?	(0:15:54.36)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : I'm still at school.	(0:15:56.80)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : I'm with Kona-chan and everyone.	(0:15:58.14)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : You'd think he'd get the idea after calling one of us.	(0:16:01.10)
▶ Konata Izumi : Fathers are always worried about their daughters.	(0:16:03.65)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : We sure get a lot of junk mail these days.	(0:16:11.61)
▶ Konata Izumi : It's better to make your address hard to guess.	(0:16:15.28)
▶ Konata Izumi : That's how I did it.	(0:16:18.87)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Hard to guess?	(0:16:20.37)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : In what way?	(0:16:21.84)
▶ Konata Izumi : My e-mail address is in roman letters.	(0:16:23.15)
▶ Konata Izumi : iluvgiriswithglasses.	(0:16:25.30)
▶ Konata Izumi : I wanted to go with maids or something...	(0:16:27.50)
▶ Konata Izumi : But maids and shrine maidens are popular and easily...	(0:16:30.30)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Hold it right there!	(0:16:33.43)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : We get it already...	(0:16:34.64)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : ...so don't talk so loudly around the general public.	(0:16:35.35)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Your conversation is a bigger problem than the junk mail!	(0:16:38.35)
▶ Konata Izumi : Good morning!	(0:16:44.27)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Yo!	(0:16:45.65)
▶ Konata Izumi : What's wrong, Tsukasa?	(0:16:50.02)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : My cell phone...	(0:16:52.28)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : My cell phone...!	(0:16:53.96)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : She left it in her pocket...	(0:16:55.47)
▶ Konata Izumi : It's gone to a better place, huh...	(0:16:59.24)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : I wonder if they'll buy me another one...	(0:17:03.50)
▶ Konata Izumi : This boy was safe.	(0:17:07.62)
▶ Konata Izumi : Tenacious little guy.	(0:17:10.11)
▶ Konata Izumi : Then the e-mail last night...	(0:17:13.55)
▶ Konata Izumi : The one that said Kagami wanted her notes back...	(0:17:15.72)
▶ Konata Izumi : That was the last one you sent?	(0:17:20.52)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Yep.	(0:17:22.35)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Did you reply?	(0:17:23.36)
▶ Konata Izumi : Um...	(0:17:25.66)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : You never respond immediately when you get an e-mail, do you?!	(0:17:26.15)
▶ Konata Izumi : I don't reply to people I can talk to whenever I want.	(0:17:29.65)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Reply to e-mails through e-mail.	(0:17:33.20)
▶ Konata Izumi : We see each other every day.	(0:17:34.84)
▶ Konata Izumi : What's the point?	(0:17:36.04)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : You're going to lose your friends.	(0:17:38.00)
▶ Konata Izumi : Oh, well.	(0:17:39.66)
▶ Konata Izumi : Wasn't that big a deal anyway.	(0:17:40.56)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Don't decide that on your own!	(0:17:42.21)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : And she didn't return my notes.	(0:17:46.79)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Tsukasa!	(0:17:56.59)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : I'm coming in!	(0:17:57.52)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Onee-chan.	(0:17:59.84)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Wh-What is it?	(0:18:02.30)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : What's wrong?	(0:18:03.52)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : This manga I borrowed from Kona-chan moved me to tears.	(0:18:04.64)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Good morning!	(0:18:08.48)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Kona-chan, thanks for the manga!	(0:18:09.49)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : It was great!	(0:18:11.24)
▶ Konata Izumi : Wasn't it so stupid and hilarious?	(0:18:12.53)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : I-It moved me to tears!	(0:18:15.53)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : I find it hard to believe you're talking about the same manga.	(0:18:18.61)
▶ Konata Izumi : Here.	(0:18:21.37)
▶ Konata Izumi : If you cry, you're with Tsukasa.	(0:18:22.12)
▶ Konata Izumi : If you laugh, you're with me.	(0:18:23.81)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : I'm not gonna read it!	(0:18:25.46)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : I don't want to be classified with either of you.	(0:18:26.71)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : But I wanna see how onee-chan reacts.	(0:18:28.92)
▶ Konata Izumi : Is it wrong to want to know more about your friends?	(0:18:31.80)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : In that case...	(0:18:36.59)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Did Attack No. 1 make you cry or laugh?	(0:18:37.47)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Cry.	(0:18:40.18)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Then what's your favorite manga?	(0:18:41.50)
▶ Konata Izumi : Keroro Gunsou.	(0:18:43.20)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Keroro Gunsou.	(0:18:43.20)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : I can't tell if these two are similar or not...	(0:18:46.39)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Kona-chan, why don't you join a manga club?	(0:18:50.19)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Since you love manga.	(0:18:53.11)
▶ Konata Izumi : Well, I'd be willing to do it...	(0:18:54.57)
▶ Konata Izumi : And it'd be a good use of time...	(0:18:57.45)
▶ Konata Izumi : Draw. Draw. Draw. Draw.	(0:18:59.79)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : D-Did you even try on this?!	(0:19:01.41)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Incidentally, Konata-san...	(0:19:05.03)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : What is this a picture of?	(0:19:06.69)
▶ Konata Izumi : This is Tsukasa.	(0:19:08.50)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : This was me!	(0:19:10.25)
▶ Konata Izumi : This is Miyuki-san.	(0:19:11.67)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Well, I could really stretch and say that you captured her spirit...	(0:19:13.01)
▶ Konata Izumi : This is Kagami.	(0:19:15.59)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : So I can breathe fire.	(0:19:17.59)
▶ Konata Izumi : My...	(0:19:19.63)
▶ Konata Izumi : It fits Kagami-san's image so perfectly.	(0:19:20.81)
▶ Konata Izumi : What a frightening child.	(0:19:24.14)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : I'm telling you, stop that!	(0:19:25.10)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : There's a new volume of Full Metal out.	(0:19:28.18)
▶ Konata Izumi : Right, I guess there's a release date coming up.	(0:19:30.85)
▶ Konata Izumi : I'm heading to Gamers.	(0:19:33.40)
▶ Konata Izumi : Wanna come along?	(0:19:34.90)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Sorry.	(0:19:36.23)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : I'll just stop by a local bookstore today.	(0:19:37.11)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : I have some other stuff to take care of.	(0:19:39.18)
▶ Konata Izumi : You're supposed to come with me as a sign of our friendship!	(0:19:40.24)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : What is it?	(0:19:44.79)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : You sure are clingy today.	(0:19:45.83)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Besides, words like friendship don't fit you well.	(0:19:47.42)
▶ Konata Izumi : Well, you know...	(0:19:50.50)
▶ Konata Izumi : I wanted you to give me your purchase points as a sign of our friendship.	(0:19:51.46)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : So that's your idea of friendship.	(0:19:55.71)
▶ Konata Izumi : You've waited so long for me!	(0:19:56.44)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Thats so cheap.	(0:19:58.00)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : It's quiet...	(0:20:07.18)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : Is she mad about how I mixed up the ribbons on my twintails with sunflowers?	(0:20:08.81)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : Me?	(0:20:15.19)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : Me?!	(0:20:18.77)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : To Akira-sama?	(0:20:19.82)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : You sure?	(0:20:20.66)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : Understood.	(0:20:22.53)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : Uh.	(0:20:24.03)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : Uh...	(0:20:27.24)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : It started already...	(0:20:27.75)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : No choice!	(0:20:30.87)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : Before they change the channel...	(0:20:31.38)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : Mo—	(0:20:32.70)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : Morning luckies.	(0:20:33.75)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : Just kidding!	(0:20:35.53)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : Just wanted to say it.	(0:20:36.63)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : W-Well, we're on another episode of Lucky Channel!	(0:20:38.05)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : I'm Shiraishi Minoru!	(0:20:40.97)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : Akira-sama's in a bad mood so...	(0:20:42.81)
▶ Akira Kogami : You said your own name before Kogami Akira.	(0:20:47.51)
▶ Akira Kogami : Do you not understand what natural order is?	(0:20:51.65)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : No, that's...	(0:20:54.73)
▶ Akira Kogami : Looks like you have been getting ridiculously popular all over the place.	(0:20:57.31)
▶ Akira Kogami : With those twintails of yours.	(0:21:01.50)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : I-I wouldn't call it popular...	(0:21:02.66)
▶ Akira Kogami : Don't be getting full of yourself!	(0:21:04.45)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : I'm terribly sorry!	(0:21:06.41)
▶ Akira Kogami : Besides...	(0:21:07.78)
▶ Akira Kogami : People were expecting Akira Fashion Project to show me in twintails, right?	(0:21:08.91)
▶ Akira Kogami : So what's this?	(0:21:14.25)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : It's just as you say!	(0:21:15.04)
▶ Akira Kogami : I'll go with twin drills!	(0:21:17.96)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : T-Twin drills?!	(0:21:19.97)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : Don't underestimate the Getter's speed.	(0:21:22.17)
▶ Akira Kogami : No. 2, huh?	(0:21:23.72)
▶ Akira Kogami : The age of twintails is over!	(0:21:24.60)
▶ Akira Kogami : The new thing is twin drills!	(0:21:27.06)
▶ Akira Kogami : Isn't that what Konata said?	(0:21:29.10)
▶ Akira Kogami : Drills are like a man's romance.	(0:21:30.94)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : Romance, is it?	(0:21:33.31)
▶ Akira Kogami : Well, everybody!	(0:21:34.47)
▶ Akira Kogami : You can catch the rest of this on the radio show and our home page!	(0:21:35.77)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : L-Look forward to next time.	(0:21:38.56)
▶ Akira Kogami : Bye-nee!	(0:21:41.07)
▶ Akira Kogami : Say...	(0:21:44.53)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : Yes?	(0:21:45.20)
▶ Akira Kogami : About those twintails...	(0:21:45.70)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : Ah, the ones I had?	(0:21:47.10)
▶ Akira Kogami : The ones in the real life picture.	(0:21:48.82)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : Yes?	(0:21:50.00)
▶ Akira Kogami : You had sunflowers on, right?	(0:21:50.50)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : I did.	(0:21:51.71)
▶ Akira Kogami : That looked awfully familiar...	(0:21:52.58)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : You can't mean...	(0:21:54.50)
▶ Akira Kogami : How many years ago was it?	(0:21:55.34)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : H-Hold on a sec!	(0:21:56.27)
▶ Akira Kogami : In one of my...	(0:21:56.57)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : Gero gero! Gero gero!	(0:21:57.63)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : I was so nervous.	(0:22:02.36)
▶ Miyuki Takara : It was cute and wonderful.	(0:22:03.99)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Isn't it so nerve-wracking when you're singing your first song?	(0:22:06.24)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : You wonder if your voice can be heard and stuff.	(0:22:10.06)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Miyuki's next, right?	(0:22:11.85)
▶ Konata Izumi : Sing us something full of memories.	(0:22:13.35)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Why?	(0:22:16.15)
▶ Miyuki Takara : May I have the mic?	(0:22:17.73)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Here.	(0:22:19.44)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Go for it!	(0:22:20.11)
▶ Miyuki Takara : Um, I'm not used to this kind of thing.	(0:22:21.90)
▶ Miyuki Takara : Please forgive me if it offends your ears.	(0:22:24.91)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Don't worry.	(0:22:27.54)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Go for it!	(0:22:28.62)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Manly.	(0:22:33.49)
▶ Konata Izumi : I get it.	(0:22:34.98)
▶ Konata Izumi : This ties in to the other Miyuki.	(0:22:36.09)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Even her singing is manly.	(0:22:47.63)
▶ Konata Izumi : Is this a new kind of moe?	(0:22:49.47)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Yuki-chan, you're so cool!	(0:22:52.35)
▶ EXTRA : Well, next time on Lucky Star:	(0:23:31.42)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Tsukasa here.	(0:23:33.14)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Er, I'm already out of time?!	(0:23:34.19)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Next time:	(0:23:35.74)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Don't Need Me to Have a Blast.	(0:23:36.37)
▶ EXTRA : Look forward to it!	(0:23:38.19)

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