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▶ Umeno Hoakari : What at?	(0:02:10.43)
▶ Sumiaki Iwashimizu : Yeah.	(0:02:46.20)
▶ Sumiaki Iwashimizu : Sorry.	(0:02:49.76)
▶ Kenji Gion : Who are you calling short ?!	(0:03:37.18)
▶ Kenji Gion : ＂Little turdling＂?	(0:03:50.42)
▶ Kenji Gion : Fine! You're on!	(0:03:54.08)
▶ Kenji Gion : I'll take you all—	(0:03:56.12)
▶ Sumiaki Iwashimizu : I'm sorry!	(0:04:10.27)
▶ Kenji Gion : That's enough. Put me down!	(0:04:18.05)
▶ Kenji Gion : Let go!	(0:04:20.54)
▶ Kenji Gion : I said let go already!	(0:04:21.99)
▶ Kenji Gion : You stupid freakin' giant!	(0:04:24.26)
▶ Kenji Gion : Why'd you carry me off, jerk?	(0:04:30.95)
▶ Sumiaki Iwashimizu : B-Because they were going to gang up on you...	(0:04:34.51)
▶ Sumiaki Iwashimizu : B-But thanks for saving me.	(0:04:41.75)
▶ Kenji Gion : I didn't save you.	(0:04:47.45)
▶ Sumiaki Iwashimizu : I knew it.	(0:04:48.84)
▶ Sumiaki Iwashimizu : I had a feeling you didn't.	(0:04:50.42)
▶ Kenji Gion : I hate it when people call me short.	(0:04:52.56)
▶ Kenji Gion : And I hate hesitant schmucks like you!	(0:04:56.95)
▶ Sumiaki Iwashimizu : I'm sorry!	(0:05:01.14)
▶ Sumiaki Iwashimizu : I'm Iwashimizu Sumiaki of Class 1-2.	(0:05:13.26)
▶ Kenji Gion : Gion, Class 1-5.	(0:05:18.61)
▶ Kenji Gion : Don't follow me!	(0:05:37.02)
▶ Sumiaki Iwashimizu : A-At least give me a break until we get to the gate...	(0:05:38.66)
▶ Sumiaki Iwashimizu : Excuse me.	(0:06:04.55)
▶ Kenji Gion : When you—	(0:06:04.55)
▶ Sumiaki Iwashimizu : Go ahead, go ahead.	(0:06:05.96)
▶ Kenji Gion : When you were carrying me earlier, I had a thought.	(0:06:08.22)
▶ Kenji Gion : When you're big, you can see and do a whole lot more.	(0:06:14.13)
▶ Kenji Gion : Man, it pisses me off!	(0:06:21.35)
▶ Kenji Gion : What do I have to eat to get as big as you?	(0:06:25.31)
▶ Kenji Gion : How many liters of milk a day do you drink?	(0:06:27.94)
▶ Sumiaki Iwashimizu : W-We mostly drink barley tea at home.	(0:06:30.92)
▶ Kenji Gion : Does that mean I should be drinking barley tea, too?	(0:06:33.74)
▶ Sumiaki Iwashimizu : N-No, I think milk would be better.	(0:06:35.85)
▶ Kenji Gion : What? Are you making fun of me?	(0:06:39.12)
▶ Kenji Gion : Everyone always mocks me for being short.	(0:06:45.00)
▶ Kenji Gion : They try to sell me clothes in children's sizes.	(0:06:48.76)
▶ Kenji Gion : Girls don't like me.	(0:06:51.51)
▶ Kenji Gion : And old men treat me like a child for some reason!	(0:06:54.26)
▶ Kenji Gion : They all look down on me just because I'm little.	(0:06:58.66)
▶ Kenji Gion : That's why I hate useless tree trunks like you.	(0:07:02.30)
▶ Mutsumi Hachiouji : Iwashimizu!	(0:07:15.53)
▶ Mutsumi Hachiouji : Why are you trying to leave?	(0:07:19.49)
▶ Sumiaki Iwashimizu : H-Hachioji-senpai...	(0:07:24.26)
▶ Mutsumi Hachiouji : Have you grown some more?	(0:07:26.84)
▶ Mutsumi Hachiouji : I can't believe you came to Jinko.	(0:07:29.45)
▶ Mutsumi Hachiouji : I look forward to being friends again.	(0:07:32.47)
▶ Kenji Gion : What the hell do you think you're doing?!	(0:07:40.43)
▶ Mutsumi Hachiouji : You gave birth!	(0:07:42.92)
▶ Mutsumi Hachiouji : Sorry, sorry.	(0:07:47.30)
▶ Mutsumi Hachiouji : I thought Iwashimizu had given birth to something.	(0:07:49.20)
▶ Kenji Gion : As if that's possible!	(0:07:52.20)
▶ Mutsumi Hachiouji : Are you a first-year, too?	(0:07:55.80)
▶ Kenji Gion : I'm Gion Kenji.	(0:08:00.63)
▶ Mutsumi Hachiouji : Gion-kun... Great timing.	(0:08:03.63)
▶ Mutsumi Hachiouji : Do you and Iwashimizu want to come watch our team practice?	(0:08:06.34)
▶ Kenji Gion : This guy's in a club?	(0:08:12.29)
▶ Mutsumi Hachiouji : What? You haven't told him, Iwashimizu?	(0:08:14.97)
▶ Sumiaki Iwashimizu : Oh, um...	(0:08:20.31)
▶ Sumiaki Iwashimizu : Rugby.	(0:08:25.18)
▶ Kenji Gion : So what is ＂rugby＂ exactly?	(0:08:39.31)
▶ Sumiaki Iwashimizu : What? You don't even know that?	(0:08:41.63)
▶ Mutsumi Hachiouji : A complete beginner, huh?	(0:08:44.38)
▶ Mutsumi Hachiouji : Teach him about the game, Iwashimizu.	(0:08:47.53)
▶ Kenji Gion : Don't get the wrong idea!	(0:08:53.09)
▶ Kenji Gion : I only came to watch. I'm not joining your team.	(0:08:54.64)
▶ Mutsumi Hachiouji : That's fine, too.	(0:08:59.38)
▶ Mutsumi Hachiouji : But, Gion-kun, rugby's pretty fun.	(0:09:01.07)
▶ Mutsumi Hachiouji : Once you start playing, you never get it out of your head.	(0:09:04.85)
▶ Mutsumi Hachiouji : And anyone can be the star of the team.	(0:09:09.36)
▶ Kenji Gion : ＂The star＂?	(0:09:15.58)
▶ Mutsumi Hachiouji : Just watch. Okay?	(0:09:16.96)
▶ Kenji Gion : Hey, Tree Trunk. Explain the rules to me.	(0:09:24.85)
▶ Sumiaki Iwashimizu : What? Uh....	(0:09:28.09)
▶ Sumiaki Iwashimizu : Okay.	(0:09:30.49)
▶ Kenji Gion : What's wrong with that ball?	(0:09:34.91)
▶ Kenji Gion : It's not even round.	(0:09:36.41)
▶ Sumiaki Iwashimizu : What? You didn't even know that?	(0:09:37.57)
▶ Kenji Gion : Huh? Something's starting.	(0:09:40.46)
▶ Sumiaki Iwashimizu : Oh, yeah. Looks like they're having a practice game.	(0:09:44.22)
▶ Kenji Gion : Are the rules like soccer?	(0:09:54.90)
▶ Sumiaki Iwashimizu : Y-Yeah. You have to run the ball past the goalposts on either end of the field.	(0:09:57.17)
▶ Kenji Gion : Hey, he just charged into him. Is that allowed?	(0:10:05.49)
▶ Sumiaki Iwashimizu : That's the kind of sport rugby is.	(0:10:09.32)
▶ Sumiaki Iwashimizu : You use your entire body to steal the ball from your opponents.	(0:10:11.57)
▶ Sumiaki Iwashimizu : Big guys like me have an advantage,	(0:10:14.90)
▶ Sumiaki Iwashimizu : so they tried recruiting me in middle school.	(0:10:19.58)
▶ Kenji Gion : Huh? It looks fun.	(0:10:31.82)
▶ Sumiaki Iwashimizu : B-But rugby is a r-really dangerous sport!	(0:10:36.84)
▶ Kenji Gion : My dad and brother are both man-mountains.	(0:10:43.25)
▶ Kenji Gion : I'm the only small one.	(0:10:48.58)
▶ Kenji Gion : Whenever we got into fights, I was the only one who ever got his ass kicked.	(0:10:51.62)
▶ Kenji Gion : If I could steal the ball from a guy that big, I bet it'd feel great.	(0:10:56.63)
▶ Kenji Gion : But everyone's so huge...	(0:11:05.56)
▶ Kenji Gion : If I joined in, I'd probably just get in the way.	(0:11:11.18)
▶ Sumiaki Iwashimizu : That's not true.	(0:11:20.62)
▶ Sumiaki Iwashimizu : Sure, lots of rugby players are big,	(0:11:24.20)
▶ Sumiaki Iwashimizu : but size isn't everything.	(0:11:27.64)
▶ Sumiaki Iwashimizu : Look closely.	(0:11:31.33)
▶ Sumiaki Iwashimizu : Big guys, small guys, fat guys, skinny guys...	(0:11:33.29)
▶ Sumiaki Iwashimizu : Everyone's charging into the fray.	(0:11:38.23)
▶ Sumiaki Iwashimizu : There are no star strikers or cleanup hitters here.	(0:11:42.02)
▶ Sumiaki Iwashimizu : Whoever's holding the ball is the star.	(0:11:48.43)
▶ Mutsumi Hachiouji : Hey, guys. What did you think?	(0:12:02.49)
▶ Kenji Gion : That was pretty fun.	(0:12:06.77)
▶ Mutsumi Hachiouji : Really? That's good.	(0:12:08.99)
▶ Mutsumi Hachiouji : You're a little small, though. You could be a scrum-half.	(0:12:13.34)
▶ Mutsumi Hachiouji : Actually, you seem pretty nimble. You might be better on the wing.	(0:12:17.26)
▶ Mutsumi Hachiouji : Gion-kun, why don't you join the rugby team?	(0:12:21.57)
▶ Kenji Gion : If you're that desperate for me to join, I can't really say no.	(0:12:27.43)
▶ Kenji Gion : I'll knock everyone and everything out of my way.	(0:12:32.55)
▶ Mutsumi Hachiouji : That's encouraging.	(0:12:37.08)
▶ Mutsumi Hachiouji : A brash scamp like you should do just fine.	(0:12:38.89)
▶ Kenji Gion : All right!	(0:12:41.59)
▶ Kenji Gion : Tree Trunk, I need you to teach—	(0:12:43.00)
▶ Sumiaki Iwashimizu : Sorry, but I'm not joining the rugby team.	(0:12:45.16)
▶ Kenji Gion : What? Why not?	(0:12:50.16)
▶ Sumiaki Iwashimizu : Sorry. Bye.	(0:12:52.98)
▶ Mutsumi Hachiouji : There's no practice today.	(0:13:12.62)
▶ Kenji Gion : Wh-What?	(0:13:14.48)
▶ Mutsumi Hachiouji : We're recruiting today.	(0:13:17.11)
▶ Kenji Gion : Then, what are you doing?	(0:13:18.86)
▶ Mutsumi Hachiouji : Holding down the fort.	(0:13:20.73)
▶ Mutsumi Hachiouji : A prospective team member might come here directly.	(0:13:23.11)
▶ Kenji Gion : But I want to play now!	(0:13:27.06)
▶ Mutsumi Hachiouji : Don't be ridiculous.	(0:13:29.99)
▶ Mutsumi Hachiouji : Although I applaud your enthusiasm...	(0:13:32.04)
▶ Mutsumi Hachiouji : I'd appreciate it if you got off the desk.	(0:13:35.19)
▶ Kenji Gion : I'll practice by myself, then!	(0:13:40.38)
▶ Mutsumi Hachiouji : That's not possible!	(0:13:41.59)
▶ Mutsumi Hachiouji : Wait until tomo—	(0:13:43.45)
▶ Mutsumi Hachiouji : Sekizan.	(0:13:49.83)
▶ Mutsumi Hachiouji : How'd it go?	(0:13:51.77)
▶ Takuya Sekizan : Three guys.	(0:13:53.79)
▶ Takuya Sekizan : One of them has played before.	(0:13:55.14)
▶ Mutsumi Hachiouji : Oh! Impressive.	(0:13:57.13)
▶ Takuya Sekizan : I didn't see the towering first-year you mentioned, though.	(0:13:58.89)
▶ Takuya Sekizan : By the way, who's this guy?	(0:14:05.35)
▶ Mutsumi Hachiouji : Gion, a first-year.	(0:14:09.13)
▶ Mutsumi Hachiouji : He wants to join the team.	(0:14:10.93)
▶ Takuya Sekizan : Hm?	(0:14:12.89)
▶ Takuya Sekizan : He's pretty small.	(0:14:15.99)
▶ Takuya Sekizan : For tomorrow's session, once we're all done introducing the new players,	(0:14:20.42)
▶ Takuya Sekizan : I thought we could do some core work—	(0:14:24.90)
▶ Kenji Gion : Who...	(0:14:26.07)
▶ Kenji Gion : ...are you calling ＂small＂?!	(0:14:28.17)
▶ Takuya Sekizan : He's light, too.	(0:14:39.67)
▶ Kenji Gion : Ow, that hurt!	(0:14:40.72)
▶ Mutsumi Hachiouji : Don't go around doing stupid things, Gion.	(0:14:43.48)
▶ Mutsumi Hachiouji : Sekizan's the strongest guy on the team.	(0:14:46.53)
▶ Kenji Gion : Was that some kind of rugby move?	(0:14:53.86)
▶ Takuya Sekizan : ＂Rugby move＂?	(0:14:57.16)
▶ Mutsumi Hachiouji : Oh, right. Gion is...	(0:14:58.06)
▶ Takuya Sekizan : Oh, so you're a total beginner.	(0:15:03.79)
▶ Takuya Sekizan : Sorry about that.	(0:15:07.17)
▶ Mutsumi Hachiouji : And go sit on a chair.	(0:15:08.58)
▶ Kenji Gion : It's all right. It was about 5 percent my fault, too.	(0:15:10.78)
▶ Takuya Sekizan : That's not much.	(0:15:13.81)
▶ Mutsumi Hachiouji : Oh, that ＂move＂ is called a tackle, by the way.	(0:15:16.35)
▶ Kenji Gion : Amazing!	(0:15:23.63)
▶ Kenji Gion : Teach me, teach me, teach me!	(0:15:26.62)
▶ Takuya Sekizan : Be polite to your seniors.	(0:15:32.49)
▶ Kenji Gion : Yes, sir...	(0:15:37.33)
▶ Mutsumi Hachiouji : Gion's trying to mind his manners.	(0:15:40.06)
▶ Kenji Gion : By the way, why won't Tree Trunk join the rugby team?	(0:15:45.33)
▶ Kenji Gion : ...s-sir?	(0:15:50.75)
▶ Mutsumi Hachiouji : Oh, you mean, Iwashimizu, don't you?	(0:15:52.47)
▶ Mutsumi Hachiouji : Truth is...	(0:16:01.46)
▶ Sumiaki Iwashimizu : Lately, I've been getting into romance novels.	(0:16:08.60)
▶ Sumiaki Iwashimizu : Really?	(0:16:22.01)
▶ Sumiaki Iwashimizu : G-Gion-kun?	(0:16:25.83)
▶ Kenji Gion : Come with me.	(0:16:34.49)
▶ Sumiaki Iwashimizu : What? Uh, um, Gion-kun?	(0:16:40.45)
▶ Sumiaki Iwashimizu : Um, I have club.	(0:16:43.81)
▶ Kenji Gion : Just come with me.	(0:16:46.46)
▶ Kenji Gion : What was he talking about?	(0:16:54.85)
▶ Sumiaki Iwashimizu : Uh, what are we doing here?	(0:16:56.38)
▶ Kenji Gion : Is this it?	(0:17:02.92)
▶ Kenji Gion : No, that's not it.	(0:17:04.63)
▶ Kenji Gion : Is this it? No.	(0:17:06.52)
▶ Sumiaki Iwashimizu : G-Gion-kun?	(0:17:09.49)
▶ Kenji Gion : Man, it stinks in here.	(0:17:11.22)
▶ Kenji Gion : Here it is.	(0:17:13.93)
▶ Sumiaki Iwashimizu : A tackle bag?	(0:17:18.01)
▶ Kenji Gion : We can do this here.	(0:17:21.13)
▶ Kenji Gion : I'm going to knock you off your feet with a tackle.	(0:17:25.39)
▶ Sumiaki Iwashimizu : Wh-What?!	(0:17:28.61)
▶ Kenji Gion : Teach me how to tackle!	(0:17:32.86)
▶ Kenji Gion : ...please.	(0:17:36.05)
▶ Mutsumi Hachiouji : Just hurl your body at them.	(0:17:38.89)
▶ Mutsumi Hachiouji : Make sure you use the tackle bag in the shed.	(0:17:41.67)
▶ Kenji Gion : This'll be easy.	(0:17:46.38)
▶ Sumiaki Iwashimizu : Wh-What? Wh-Why do you want to do this now?	(0:17:48.35)
▶ Kenji Gion : Shut up!	(0:17:51.76)
▶ Sumiaki Iwashimizu : Most people are too afraid to charge at someone when they first start.	(0:18:04.38)
▶ Kenji Gion : Don't run.	(0:18:21.38)
▶ Kenji Gion : You'll get hurt if you do.	(0:18:24.69)
▶ Kenji Gion : Give me that.	(0:18:30.43)
▶ Kenji Gion : We're not getting anywhere.	(0:18:36.87)
▶ Kenji Gion : You tackle me.	(0:18:38.30)
▶ Sumiaki Iwashimizu : I-I can't do that.	(0:18:40.55)
▶ Sumiaki Iwashimizu : We're poles apart in size, and you're a novice. You'll get hurt.	(0:18:42.49)
▶ Kenji Gion : I won't run away.	(0:18:47.55)
▶ Kenji Gion : So I won't get hurt. No matter what.	(0:18:49.28)
▶ Kenji Gion : What? Are you scared?	(0:18:56.10)
▶ Kenji Gion : I heard about what happened in middle school.	(0:19:00.37)
▶ Sumiaki Iwashimizu : I had a classmate who was really good at rugby.	(0:19:13.56)
▶ Sumiaki Iwashimizu : I started playing because he invited me onto the team.	(0:19:19.77)
▶ Sumiaki Iwashimizu : You're really pumped up for this, Miyuki-kun.	(0:19:29.40)
▶ Sumiaki Iwashimizu : Miyuki-kun...	(0:20:38.74)
▶ Sumiaki Iwashimizu : I'm sorry.	(0:20:43.97)
▶ Kenji Gion : Don't be so full of yourself.	(0:20:51.42)
▶ Kenji Gion : There's no way you'll knock my shoulder out of its socket.	(0:20:53.39)
▶ Kenji Gion : The guy you hurt was just weak.	(0:20:58.22)
▶ Sumiaki Iwashimizu : Don't insult Miyuki-kun!	(0:21:04.65)
▶ Sumiaki Iwashimizu : G-Gion-kun...	(0:21:21.54)
▶ Kenji Gion : Ow!	(0:21:33.35)
▶ Kenji Gion : That was fun!	(0:21:39.71)
▶ Kenji Gion : Rugby is hella fun!	(0:21:42.82)
▶ Sumiaki Iwashimizu : Yeah...	(0:22:12.97)
▶ Kenji Gion : Next time: ＂I Want to Tackle Someone!＂	(0:23:46.01)