Saki Uno : Okay! Then... here I go! |
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Saki Uno : You've finally shown yourself, demon Moyosuch! |
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Kokoro-chan : Saki-chan, be careful, nupo! |
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Kokoro-chan : I don't know what that devil is saying, but I can sense its malice, nupo! |
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Saki Uno : I don't get what you're saying, but I definitely understand! |
(0:01:08.45) |
Saki Uno : What an attack... |
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Kokoro-chan : Are you okay, nupo? |
(0:01:21.47) |
Kokoro-chan : Look! The part where it hurt turned black and white, nupo! |
(0:01:23.67) |
Kokoro-chan : That makes it easier for the colorists, but it's still such a waste, nupo! |
(0:01:28.07) |
Kokoro-chan : We're in real trouble, nupo! |
(0:01:54.17) |
Saki Uno : Why? |
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Kokoro-chan : If the whole show turns black and white, |
(0:01:59.76) |
Kokoro-chan : viewers who aren't used to it will call and complain! |
(0:02:01.80) |
Kokoro-chan : "My TV isn't broken! What kind of show are you running?!" |
(0:02:03.55) |
Kokoro-chan : Our show will get canceled three minutes in, |
(0:02:06.10) |
Kokoro-chan : and they'll spend the remaining time slot running beautiful nature shots! |
(0:02:09.15) |
Saki Uno : All right... I'll use that
technique! |
(0:02:22.23) |
Kokoro-chan : You mean... the forbidden technique? |
(0:02:24.48) |
Saki Uno : Rainbow Miracle Super Delicious Pretty Hyper Rainbow Attack! |
(0:02:33.67) |
Saki Uno : Punished! |
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Kokoro-chan : An attack that's treated as spectacular, |
(0:02:59.17) |
Kokoro-chan : but can be animated with optical effects... |
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Kokoro-chan : A technique well-suited to a tightwad like Saki-chan, nupo. |
(0:03:03.48) |
Kokoro-chan : Saki-chan! |
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Saki Uno : The kickback from that technique... it's made me so weak... |
(0:03:09.66) |
Saki Uno : Are you... |
(0:03:28.97) |
Saki Uno : Peach Prince! |
(0:03:37.80) |
Saki Uno : What are you doing here? I thought you'd returned to your kingdom... |
(0:03:43.11) |
Saki Uno : R-Right! |
(0:03:52.23) |
Saki Uno : Peach Prince... just who are you, really? |
(0:03:57.93) |
Saki Uno : Ah, but if only I could stay in his arms a little while longer... |
(0:04:02.27) |
Saki Uno : Freaking hell. It was a dream? |
(0:04:26.07) |
Saki Uno : I slept through my alarm! |
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Saki Uno : Why didn't you wake me up?! |
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Sayori Uno : I tried several times! But you were just sleeping so peacefully... |
(0:04:44.47) |
Saki Uno : I told you I have to go really far today, |
(0:04:49.72) |
Saki Uno : so you had to make sure I was up at 8:00! |
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Saki Uno : I don't have time! I'm heading out! |
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Sayori Uno : What about your breakfast? |
(0:04:56.85) |
Saki Uno : Don't need it! |
(0:04:58.06) |
Sayori Uno : Then, Saki... |
(0:04:59.34) |
Sayori Uno : Take this with you. |
(0:05:00.87) |
Saki Uno : Thanks! |
(0:05:02.73) |
Sayori Uno : Have a good day. |
(0:05:05.83) |
Sayori Uno : It was when I was around Saki's age that I... |
(0:05:10.52) |
Saki Uno : Hurry! Hurry! |
(0:05:18.13) |
Saki Uno : Okay! Gonna give it my all! |
(0:05:26.05) |
Saki Uno : Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! |
(0:05:40.40) |
Saki Uno : Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! |
(0:05:44.65) |
Saki Uno : Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! |
(0:05:46.03) |
Saki Uno : I wanna be the kind of girl who's in style... |
(0:05:52.18) |
Saki Uno : But why is it that I always get hurt? |
(0:05:57.93) |
Saki Uno : My fortunes always say "worst luck!" |
(0:06:02.84) |
Saki Uno : When I try to act stylish, I fall on my butt! |
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Saki Uno : Everyone! |
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Saki Uno : Thanks for coming to Magical Twins' concert today! |
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Saki Uno : Our single, "Honeyed Flash! Hey, I Can Change!" comes out today! Please buy it! |
(0:07:04.24) |
Sakuyo Mikage : Please buy it. |
(0:07:10.57) |
Saki Uno : Not a single soul... |
(0:07:14.84) |
Saki Uno : Manager... they haven't just instituted |
(0:07:17.62) |
Saki Uno : martial law in this part of town, have they? |
(0:07:20.20) |
Kokoro-chan : No, you're just that unpopular. |
(0:07:22.04) |
Saki Uno : That's a bit blunt... |
(0:07:25.29) |
Saki Uno : My room's gonna be even more stuffed with my own CDs... sob. |
(0:07:27.56) |
Sakuyo Mikage : My brother... |
(0:07:43.30) |
Hyoue : No, that's part of Mohiro's charm. |
(0:07:57.83) |
Hyoue : We get paid separately for talk show appearances and singing. |
(0:08:05.33) |
Kokoro-chan : That's right. Sakuyo-chan, your brother is the black-haired one... Mohiro! |
(0:09:47.75) |
Kokoro-chan : Wow, that's amazing... being siblings with a top idol. |
(0:09:53.91) |
Kokoro-chan : Oh? Which means, |
(0:09:58.23) |
Kokoro-chan : Saki-chan, you're childhood friends with the super idol Mikage and his sister? |
(0:09:59.79) |
Saki Uno : Huh? |
(0:10:03.54) |
Saki Uno : We weren't exactly childhood friends... I just followed them around a lot when we were little... |
(0:10:05.04) |
Saki Uno : The truth is, part of why I wanted to be an idol |
(0:10:10.48) |
Saki Uno : was to get a little closer to Mohiro-chan. |
(0:10:13.30) |
Saki Uno : I guess my motives are a little less than pure, huh? |
(0:10:17.80) |
Saki Uno : And I haven't got closer to Mohiro-chan at all yet... |
(0:10:21.18) |
Kokoro-chan : Well... |
(0:10:25.40) |
Kokoro-chan : That's love, huh? |
(0:10:27.11) |
Kokoro-chan : Love power, huh? |
(0:10:28.44) |
Saki Uno : Oh, cut that out! What are you talking about? |
(0:10:30.31) |
Kokoro-chan : But no romance for idols, remember? |
(0:10:33.40) |
Kokoro-chan : None of that "I'm gonna be a normal girl again!" stuff |
(0:10:36.34) |
Kokoro-chan : or tear-jerking graduation speeches. |
(0:10:38.66) |
Kokoro-chan : No surprise pregnancies, either! |
(0:10:40.65) |
Saki Uno : D-Don't worry! |
(0:10:42.57) |
Kokoro-chan : Are you sure? |
(0:10:44.97) |
Sakuyo Mikage : Let's surpass my brother. |
(0:10:50.82) |
Saki Uno : There's still a lot of things I have to work hard on... |
(0:10:55.21) |
Saki Uno : But I hope things stay the way they are now. |
(0:10:58.89) |
Kokoro-chan : Well, Saki-chan. Good work today. |
(0:11:22.24) |
Saki Uno : Yes, sir! Thanks a lot! |
(0:11:24.59) |
Kokoro-chan : Hey, get the hell out here, dammit! |
(0:11:26.24) |
Kokoro-chan : I know you're in there, dammit! |
(0:11:29.21) |
Saki Uno : It's a yakuza... |
(0:11:33.57) |
Saki Uno : I... th-think you might have... the wrong... |
(0:11:39.38) |
Kokoro-chan : Oh? Do you live here? |
(0:11:43.88) |
Kokoro-chan : I have a couple questions to ask you, dammit. |
(0:11:47.18) |
Kokoro-chan : Saki-chan! Saki-chan! |
(0:11:52.87) |
Kokoro-chan : You okay? |
(0:11:54.69) |
Sakuyo Mikage : What on earth... |
(0:11:55.96) |
Saki Uno : I wish I'd hid— |
(0:11:57.86) |
Kokoro-chan : Really? You don't need the police? |
(0:12:03.48) |
Sakuyo Mikage : Should we call someone? |
(0:12:05.22) |
Saki Uno : I'm Fine! Totally fine! I'm good... I think! |
(0:12:06.07) |
Saki Uno : I'm not good at all. |
(0:12:11.46) |
Kokoro-chan : Hey, you mind calling the old lady? |
(0:12:13.58) |
Saki Uno : Mom! Come quick! |
(0:12:16.62) |
Sayori Uno : Yes, yes? |
(0:12:19.84) |
Sayori Uno : How can I help you? |
(0:12:22.01) |
Saki Uno : M-Mom... a person of that freelance occupation that starts with "Ya" is here... |
(0:12:23.52) |
Sayori Uno : Ko-san! |
(0:12:28.56) |
Sayori Uno : What are you doing here? |
(0:12:30.92) |
Kokoro-chan : Hey. Been a while, eh, Sayo-chin? |
(0:12:33.02) |
Sayori Uno : Leave. I told you, our arrangement is over. |
(0:12:37.27) |
Saki Uno : "S-Sayo-chin"? |
(0:12:40.53) |
Kokoro-chan : That's whatcha think, huh? |
(0:12:42.00) |
Kokoro-chan : But if you think you can shake me, you've got another thing coming... |
(0:12:43.36) |
Saki Uno : H-Hang on. Those two aren't... They couldn't be... |
(0:12:46.28) |
Saki Uno : Um, what is... your relationship, exactly? |
(0:12:50.68) |
Sayori Uno : Yes... I think it's about time I told Saki about this. |
(0:12:56.00) |
Saki Uno : Y-Yes? |
(0:12:59.83) |
Sayori Uno : The truth is... |
(0:13:03.86) |
Sayori Uno : I was a magical girl. |
(0:13:05.85) |
Saki Uno : Huh? |
(0:13:18.17) |
Sayori Uno : I was a magical girl. |
(0:13:19.62) |
Saki Uno : Huh? |
(0:13:21.80) |
Sayori Uno : You know what magical girls are, don't you? |
(0:13:23.07) |
Sayori Uno : It was a very popular genre of TV shows, once. |
(0:13:25.67) |
Saki Uno : Yeah, but they're TV shows... |
(0:13:27.99) |
Sayori Uno : I was scouted by Ko-san here when I was in middle school. |
(0:13:30.53) |
Saki Uno : Who's Ko-san? |
(0:13:34.42) |
Kokoro-chan : She means me, dammit. |
(0:13:35.47) |
Saki Uno : Scouted... I thought he'd "scouted" her for something totally different... |
(0:13:37.42) |
Sayori Uno : I spent a long time as a magical girl after that... |
(0:13:43.09) |
Sayori Uno : though, I've never told anyone until now. |
(0:13:46.13) |
Sayori Uno : By the way, I was her accompanying mascot. |
(0:13:48.59) |
Saki Uno : You're kidding! That's such a cute name... |
(0:13:52.85) |
Kokoro-chan : I figured it'd be obvious enough, dammit. |
(0:13:55.39) |
Kokoro-chan : I even got a cute speech tic, dammit. |
(0:13:58.31) |
Saki Uno : That's a speech tic? |
(0:14:00.98) |
Saki Uno : I think 100 out of 100 people would think you were just a certain kind of person... |
(0:14:02.49) |
Sayori Uno : But you see, I hurt my back last month. |
(0:14:06.15) |
Sayori Uno : You can't fight the aging process, as they say... |
(0:14:09.76) |
Saki Uno : Y-You were still doing it until last month? I can't even imagine... |
(0:14:12.16) |
Sayori Uno : Yes. I was still on call until recently. |
(0:14:16.65) |
Sayori Uno : But I've gotten tired now. |
(0:14:19.22) |
Kokoro-chan : Sayo-chin's the oldest one we have in this area. |
(0:14:21.17) |
Kokoro-chan : Of course, in this business, you're an old hag once you're over fifteen. |
(0:14:25.45) |
Saki Uno : That's too harsh... |
(0:14:29.68) |
Saki Uno : You've made a lot of enemies with those words, you know. |
(0:14:31.81) |
Kokoro-chan : But now, we don't have a magical girl to protect this area. |
(0:14:35.43) |
Kokoro-chan : We're gonna need you to do a little more, dammit. |
(0:14:40.15) |
Kokoro-chan : Hey, you got a crush on anyone? |
(0:14:48.76) |
Saki Uno : Where'd that come from?! |
(0:14:51.88) |
Saki Uno : Well, I'm a teenage girl, you know... |
(0:14:53.31) |
Saki Uno : Obviously, I've had a heart-racing encounter or two... |
(0:14:55.72) |
Kokoro-chan : How old are you? |
(0:14:58.46) |
Saki Uno : F-Fifteen... |
(0:14:59.59) |
Kokoro-chan : Well, you just made it under the bar, dammit... |
(0:15:01.54) |
Saki Uno : Huh? |
(0:15:05.16) |
Kokoro-chan : Okay! |
(0:15:05.80) |
Kokoro-chan : How's about you contract with me and become a magical girl, huh? |
(0:15:07.59) |
Kokoro-chan : Huh? |
(0:15:11.69) |
Kokoro-chan : Huh?! |
(0:15:13.94) |
Sayori Uno : Yes! Saki-chan, make up for your mother's failing back! |
(0:15:15.06) |
Sayori Uno : H-H-Hold on! |
(0:15:18.81) |
Sayori Uno : Wait, wait just a minute! |
(0:15:19.81) |
Kokoro-chan : If you become a magical girl, you'll get to be, you know... |
(0:15:21.94) |
Kokoro-chan : Stacked as hell and built where it counts, dammit! |
(0:15:26.01) |
Saki Uno : F-For real? |
(0:15:30.60) |
Kokoro-chan : Sounds like she's in. Now, let's get started. |
(0:15:31.88) |
Saki Uno : No, I didn't mean that! Time out, time out! |
(0:15:34.24) |
Kokoro-chan : Sign this contract. |
(0:15:36.53) |
Saki Uno : This is a lot more mercenary than I expected... |
(0:15:39.52) |
Saki Uno : There's nothing "magical" about it. |
(0:15:41.16) |
Kokoro-chan : Well, I don't want you bitching at us later, dammit. |
(0:15:42.94) |
Saki Uno : B-But I'll be fighting some pretty crazy monsters, right? |
(0:15:46.73) |
Kokoro-chan : Hey, no sweat. These days, magical girls mainly beat up local punks and junk. |
(0:15:51.17) |
Kokoro-chan : There's pretty much no demons or— |
(0:15:56.79) |
Kokoro-chan : Sorry, we got a demon. |
(0:16:00.77) |
Kokoro-chan : Perfect. I can show you what they look like, dammit. |
(0:16:04.20) |
Saki Uno : I can view it on your smartphone? |
(0:16:07.42) |
Kokoro-chan : The terror of the demons... Behold, their hair-raising form! |
(0:16:08.88) |
Saki Uno : So cute! |
(0:16:17.66) |
Saki Uno : Hang on. It's cute? |
(0:16:19.66) |
Saki Uno : That makes it more like a mascot than you... |
(0:16:22.08) |
Kokoro-chan : Don't be stupid, dammit! |
(0:16:23.92) |
Kokoro-chan : It's obviously just for camouflage! |
(0:16:26.39) |
Kokoro-chan : These things can get built as hell, dammit! |
(0:16:28.67) |
Mahou Shoujo Sakigasuki : W-What? |
(0:16:32.08) |
Saki Uno : Magical girls... |
(0:16:41.32) |
Saki Uno : There's a person there... |
(0:16:43.64) |
Kokoro-chan : You know him, eh? |
(0:16:48.74) |
Saki Uno : M-M-Mohiro-chan? |
(0:16:49.80) |
Saki Uno : He must be heading back from the TV studio... |
(0:16:51.49) |
Saki Uno : It's true... he's always loved animals. |
(0:16:53.99) |
Saki Uno : Hey, there's more of them! |
(0:16:56.52) |
Kokoro-chan : That ain't good, dammit. |
(0:16:59.62) |
Kokoro-chan : Demons abduct humans and take them to the underworld. |
(0:17:01.47) |
Saki Uno : Mohiro-chan! |
(0:17:06.20) |
Saki Uno : Where is he? |
(0:17:07.58) |
Kokoro-chan : Behind the local shrine, dammit! |
(0:17:08.44) |
Saki Uno : Got it! |
(0:17:10.99) |
Saki Uno : Wait, it's this way! |
(0:17:13.33) |
Kokoro-chan : That kid... |
(0:17:15.77) |
Kokoro-chan : Sayo-chin? |
(0:17:19.24) |
Sayori Uno : Please... |
(0:17:21.67) |
Kokoro-chan : Sure. Leave it to me, dammit. |
(0:17:23.91) |
Kokoro-chan : I'll be good to her. |
(0:17:27.48) |
Saki Uno : Mohiro-chan! Mohiro-chan! |
(0:17:31.98) |
Saki Uno : Mohiro-chan! Mohiro-chan! |
(0:17:33.49) |
Saki Uno : Mohiro-chan! Mohiro-chan! |
(0:17:35.49) |
Saki Uno : Mohiro-chan! Are you— |
(0:17:38.69) |
Saki Uno : I'm too late! |
(0:17:42.45) |
Saki Uno : And there's even more of them than before! |
(0:17:43.78) |
Saki Uno : Mohiro-chan! |
(0:17:51.04) |
Kokoro-chan : Hey! Once they take him through that gate, it's game over, dammit! |
(0:17:52.14) |
Saki Uno : They're close! |
(0:17:59.61) |
Kokoro-chan : That's a hell of a lot of demons, dammit... |
(0:18:00.64) |
Saki Uno : Please! Tell me how to beat them! |
(0:18:03.64) |
Saki Uno : Please! |
(0:18:07.56) |
Kokoro-chan : S-Stop shaking me. |
(0:18:08.97) |
Kokoro-chan : I wanna save Mohiro-chan! |
(0:18:10.06) |
Kokoro-chan : Please! |
(0:18:13.56) |
Kokoro-chan : Th-This Love Power index... |
(0:18:19.70) |
Kokoro-chan : It can't be... |
(0:18:24.20) |
Saki Uno : Hurry! |
(0:18:26.20) |
Kokoro-chan : F-Fine! Shout the name of the person you love as loud as you can! Confess! |
(0:18:27.50) |
Saki Uno : What the heck?! |
(0:18:33.99) |
Kokoro-chan : Quit blushing, dammit! |
(0:18:35.55) |
Kokoro-chan : You want him to just disappear?! |
(0:18:37.80) |
Saki Uno : No, I don't! |
(0:18:55.88) |
Saki Uno : I... I love Mikage |
(0:18:57.24) |
Saki Uno : Mohiro-chan! |
(0:19:04.04) |
Saki Uno : What's going on? |
(0:19:14.60) |
Saki Uno : What am I... |
(0:19:16.13) |
Kokoro-chan : She did it! |
(0:19:48.54) |
Kokoro-chan : Magical Girl rising. |
(0:20:20.79) |
Kokoro-chan : She experiences, for the first time, the terror of combat. |
(0:20:23.91) |
Kokoro-chan : Next time on Magical Girl Ore. |
(0:20:28.41) |
Kokoro-chan : Can Ore survive? |
(0:20:31.30) |