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▶ Alvin : Behold, the vast world in which we live!	(0:00:01.79)
▶ Alvin : It is rampant with monsters that threaten human life.	(0:00:04.91)
▶ Alvin : This threat is opposed by countless adventurers! Heroes!	(0:00:10.98)
▶ Alvin : Every day, they face these dangerous battles...	(0:00:17.81)
▶ Alvin : To protect the people! To protect the world!	(0:00:21.90)
▶ Alvin : And I, Alvin, am one of them!	(0:00:27.24)
▶ Alvin : Wow, an encounter already!	(0:00:32.09)
▶ Alvin : All right!	(0:00:35.02)
▶ Alvin : Here we go!	(0:00:36.77)
▶ Mostly Bear : Kuma!	(0:00:41.89)
▶ Alvin : Curse you...	(0:00:48.96)
▶ Alvin : Stronger than I expected, given those cute button eyes...	(0:00:50.10)
▶ Mostly Bear : Kuma!	(0:00:53.49)
▶ Alvin : No!	(0:00:56.30)
▶ Alvin : This is... not good!	(0:01:12.07)
▶ Carla : Excuse me...	(0:01:14.58)
▶ Carla : Are you having trouble?	(0:01:15.86)
▶ Carla : It's a pleasure to meet you.	(0:01:18.76)
▶ Carla : I'm a healer. My name is Carla, the dark elf.	(0:01:20.28)
▶ Alvin : The pleasure is all mine!	(0:01:25.00)
▶ Alvin : I'm Alvin, the human...	(0:01:27.20)
▶ Alvin : I'm working as a warrior...	(0:01:29.37)
▶ Alvin : But this is no time for niceties!	(0:01:31.63)
▶ Carla : Are you all right?	(0:01:34.98)
▶ Alvin : Does it look like I'm all right?!	(0:01:36.57)
▶ Alvin : Quit standing there and help me already!	(0:01:38.97)
▶ Carla : If you want to ask for someone's help,	(0:01:44.34)
▶ Carla : shouldn't you kneel down in front of them and press your forehead to the ground?!	(0:01:46.62)
▶ Alvin : A moment, if you please?	(0:01:55.15)
▶ Mostly Bear : Gao.	(0:01:57.58)
▶ Carla : Oh? Is something the matter?	(0:01:58.55)
▶ Alvin : That was supposed to be the part where you help me.	(0:02:01.75)
▶ Alvin : Why the hell are you asking me to grovel?!	(0:02:04.34)
▶ Carla : Why are you yelling at me all of a sudden?	(0:02:07.35)
▶ Carla : Are you overly stressed, perhaps?	(0:02:09.84)
▶ Alvin : I'm only stressed because of this situation!	(0:02:12.10)
▶ Carla : You're angry that the magibeast was about to beat you,	(0:02:14.84)
▶ Carla : so you're taking it out on me?	(0:02:16.65)
▶ Carla : You should really take responsibility for your own failings...	(0:02:18.64)
▶ Alvin : Would you shut up?!	(0:02:20.74)
▶ Carla : You yelled at me again!	(0:02:22.56)
▶ Carla : Humans are scary! I hate you!	(0:02:24.10)
▶ Alvin : H-Hang on! It's really not worth crying over!	(0:02:26.56)
▶ Alvin : I'm sorry for yelling, okay?!	(0:02:29.44)
▶ Carla : Sorry?	(0:02:34.27)
▶ Carla : Not painfully remorseful?	(0:02:35.63)
▶ Alvin : You little...	(0:02:38.59)
▶ Alvin : No, stop it. Don't let her take control.	(0:02:40.32)
▶ Alvin : Just engage her calmly, like a mature adult...	(0:02:43.62)
▶ Carla : Stare...	(0:02:48.80)
▶ Carla : Well? Where's that ＂painfully remorseful＂?	(0:02:52.74)
▶ Alvin : I can't do it... I'm gonna blow!	(0:02:56.39)
▶ Mostly Bear : Gao?	(0:02:58.77)
▶ Alvin : Oh, crap! I totally forgot!	(0:03:00.06)
▶ Alvin : H-Hang on a little longer, would you?	(0:03:02.22)
▶ Alvin : All right, here's what we'll do.	(0:03:06.07)
▶ Alvin : Carla, was it?	(0:03:08.13)
▶ Alvin : If you help me, I'll do one thing you ask!	(0:03:09.43)
▶ Carla : Anything you ask?!	(0:03:13.07)
▶ Alvin : Within reason, of course!	(0:03:14.18)
▶ Carla : Grovel, then!	(0:03:16.06)
▶ Alvin : Is that your kink or something?!	(0:03:17.08)
▶ Carla : Actually, forget about that.	(0:03:18.71)
▶ Carla : Instead, Alvin-san...	(0:03:21.34)
▶ Carla : I'd like you to form a party with me!	(0:03:23.56)
▶ Alvin : Party?	(0:03:26.54)
▶ Carla : The truth is, I've never been in a party before.	(0:03:27.70)
▶ Alvin : Understandable, given the whole personality thing.	(0:03:31.49)
▶ Carla : No one will actually talk to me.	(0:03:34.02)
▶ Carla : I guess they all think I'm out of their league.	(0:03:37.30)
▶ Alvin : More like leagues beneath a noxious swamp...	(0:03:41.20)
▶ Alvin : And that's the worst wink I've ever seen.	(0:03:43.17)
▶ Alvin : Anyway, I guess that's fine.	(0:03:45.52)
▶ Carla : Th-Thank you, Alvin-san!	(0:03:48.49)
▶ Alvin : I can just ditch her later, after all.	(0:03:51.54)
▶ Alvin : Just so you know, my adventurer rank isn't very high.	(0:03:53.78)
▶ Alvin : So don't get your hopes up!	(0:03:57.73)
▶ Carla : Don't worry! My hopes were low from the start!	(0:03:59.12)
▶ Alvin : That's not the part where you agree!	(0:04:01.89)
▶ Alvin : And knock off the thumbs up!	(0:04:04.13)
▶ Alvin : Anyway, could you make with the healing?	(0:04:06.21)
▶ Carla : Of the nation?	(0:04:08.50)
▶ Alvin : No, of me!	(0:04:09.50)
▶ Carla : Of you?	(0:04:10.73)
▶ Carla : But you seemed in pretty good shape with all the yapping you've been doing...	(0:04:11.96)
▶ Alvin : Phrasing, please!	(0:04:15.11)
▶ Carla : Oh, I know.	(0:04:16.16)
▶ Carla : I think someone wants to be coddled!	(0:04:18.13)
▶ Alvin : Could just you get to it?	(0:04:20.23)
▶ Carla : I was just trying to lighten the mood.	(0:04:21.53)
▶ Alvin : Well, please don't. You stink at it.	(0:04:24.37)
▶ Carla : All right. Here I go!	(0:04:27.39)
▶ Alvin : This is so annoying.	(0:04:31.02)
▶ Alvin : I'm ditching her the minute the battle—	(0:04:33.51)
▶ Carla : Hold still!	(0:04:36.12)
▶ Carla : Your heart is still moving.	(0:04:38.00)
▶ Alvin : I'd be dead if it wasn't!	(0:04:40.30)
▶ Carla : Don't shout at me like that!	(0:04:44.83)
▶ Carla : You made me curse you accidentally!	(0:04:47.55)
▶ Alvin : You're the one who—	(0:04:50.47)
▶ Alvin : Wait, what did you say?	(0:04:52.77)
▶ Carla : I placed a curse on you accidentally.	(0:04:53.98)
▶ Carla : Tee-hee!	(0:04:56.49)
▶ Alvin : A healer who curses people is a little avant-garde, don't you think?!	(0:04:57.30)
▶ Carla : Please remain calm.	(0:05:00.50)
▶ Carla : It's not much of a curse, really.	(0:05:01.99)
▶ Alvin : R-Really?	(0:05:04.00)
▶ Carla : It'll just kill you if we get 300 meters apart.	(0:05:05.98)
▶ Alvin : K-Kill me...	(0:05:09.25)
▶ Carla : G-Gosh... I know you're grateful, but you don't have to grovel.	(0:05:15.49)
▶ Carla : It's a little off-putting, really.	(0:05:19.66)
▶ Alvin : I'm not grateful, I'm despondent!	(0:05:21.60)
▶ Alvin : What am I supposed to do?!	(0:05:24.01)
▶ Alvin : I can't ditch you like this!	(0:05:25.25)
▶ Carla : Th-That's awful!	(0:05:27.72)
▶ Carla : You were just having your fun with me?!	(0:05:28.84)
▶ Alvin : I assure you, none of this is fun for me!	(0:05:30.32)
▶ Mostly Bear : Would you two please calm down, gao?	(0:05:32.90)
▶ Alvin : Who's that?	(0:05:35.51)
▶ Mostly Bear : It's not good to fight, kuma.	(0:05:36.65)
▶ Mostly Bear : Alvin-san.	(0:05:38.88)
▶ Mostly Bear : It's really not nice to yell at a young lady, bear.	(0:05:40.08)
▶ Mostly Bear : And, Carla-chan, you could be a bit more considerate of his feelings, gao.	(0:05:43.28)
▶ Mostly Bear : It's important for a party to be civil, kuma.	(0:05:47.08)
▶ Mostly Bear : Let's talk it out, bear.	(0:05:50.84)
▶ Mostly Bear : Okay, gao?	(0:05:52.85)
▶ Alvin : Where'd this articulate commentary come from?!	(0:05:54.03)
▶ Alvin : And get your speech tic consistent already!	(0:05:56.14)
▶ Carla : Ahem!	(0:06:03.05)
▶ Carla : This cycle of abuse won't get us anywhere.	(0:06:04.66)
▶ Carla : I'm willing to open a dialogue.	(0:06:06.78)
▶ Carla : The topic is...	(0:06:08.20)
▶ Carla : The tendency of warriors to look down on healers!	(0:06:09.15)
▶ Alvin : Sorry to interrupt already,	(0:06:12.67)
▶ Alvin : but I have objections regarding this topic.	(0:06:14.29)
▶ Alvin : And I'm curious about one other thing...	(0:06:16.06)
▶ Carla : Does the accused have a statement?	(0:06:18.50)
▶ Alvin : Well, now I have another objection...	(0:06:20.53)
▶ Alvin : But setting that aside for now...	(0:06:22.44)
▶ Alvin : Why is the magibeast a part of this?	(0:06:24.66)
▶ Carla : Oh, how reprehensible!	(0:06:27.73)
▶ Carla : Just because you're a magibeast,	(0:06:29.79)
▶ Carla : he doesn't want to give you a voice in the conversation!	(0:06:31.63)
▶ Alvin : It's more the fact that we were fighting a minute ago!	(0:06:34.09)
▶ Carla : Truly reprehensible!	(0:06:37.04)
▶ Carla : Magibeasts are living things, just as we are!	(0:06:38.70)
▶ Carla : Different though our forms may be, if only we would join hands in the spirit of kinship,	(0:06:41.63)
▶ Carla : we could surely achieve understanding!	(0:06:45.73)
▶ Alvin : Seems a little late to pull out the ＂holy woman＂ act!	(0:06:47.04)
▶ Mostly Bear : May I, kuma?	(0:06:53.05)
▶ Alvin : He has a proposal?	(0:06:55.06)
▶ Carla : I'm told that the longest-lived magibeasts	(0:06:56.79)
▶ Carla : have high intelligence and a wealth of experience.	(0:06:59.90)
▶ Alvin : Well, maybe if we're talking about dragons and stuff...	(0:07:03.38)
▶ Alvin : Before you give your opinion, could we have your name?	(0:07:06.74)
▶ Mostly Bear : Oh, forgive my rudeness, gao.	(0:07:10.56)
▶ Mostly Bear : Hmm... Our species doesn't have what your kind refer to as ＂names,＂ kuma...	(0:07:13.72)
▶ Alvin : Despite the high intelligence, he still can't keep the speech tic consistent.	(0:07:19.87)
▶ Mostly Bear : But your kind tends to call our species the ＂Mostly Bear,＂ bear.	(0:07:23.72)
▶ Alvin : That's pretty darn lazy!	(0:07:29.10)
▶ Carla : What were you going to say, Mostly-san?	(0:07:31.44)
▶ Mostly Bear : Oh, yes, kuma.	(0:07:33.72)
▶ Mostly Bear : It occurred to me when I was watching your conversation earlier...	(0:07:35.89)
▶ Mostly Bear : First, Carla-chan.	(0:07:38.95)
▶ Mostly Bear : Your healer class is a very vulnerable one, kuma.	(0:07:40.23)
▶ Mostly Bear : The purpose of the warrior class is to protect you.	(0:07:45.07)
▶ Mostly Bear : So if he dies, that would put you in danger, as well.	(0:07:49.04)
▶ Mostly Bear : You seem like a very intelligent person,	(0:07:53.65)
▶ Mostly Bear : so I'm sure you know what that indicates for your behavior, right?	(0:07:55.74)
▶ Mostly Bear : And Alvin-san, the accused.	(0:08:00.73)
▶ Alvin : ＂Accused＂...	(0:08:03.11)
▶ Mostly Bear : Even if you were engaged in combat,	(0:08:04.38)
▶ Mostly Bear : you used extremely abusive language towards someone you'd just met.	(0:08:05.91)
▶ Mostly Bear : The way you spoke seemed to suggest,	(0:08:09.06)
▶ Mostly Bear : ＂all healers are expected to heal all warriors, even ones they've just met,＂	(0:08:10.90)
▶ Mostly Bear : which is a very arrogant attitude, kuma.	(0:08:15.21)
▶ Mostly Bear : Elves are very sensitive to negative emotions, gao.	(0:08:17.70)
▶ Mostly Bear : It's very possible she picked up on that hostility, bear.	(0:08:20.93)
▶ Mostly Bear : I'm sorry to subject you to this awful lecture, gao.	(0:08:26.36)
▶ Mostly Bear : But if you're going to be a party, that means you'll need each other!	(0:08:30.09)
▶ Mostly Bear : And it appears, Alvin-san, that you'll have to remain	(0:08:34.70)
▶ Mostly Bear : within 300 meters of Carla-chan for the foreseeable future.	(0:08:37.18)
▶ Mostly Bear : I think it's important to approach each day with a spirit of respect and gratitude, kuma!	(0:08:40.59)
▶ Alvin : A-A truly great speech, as expected of a magibeast that can speak the human tongue.	(0:08:45.54)
▶ Alvin : His long lifespan has afforded him great wisdom indeed!	(0:08:48.95)
▶ Alvin : Hey!	(0:08:54.09)
▶ Alvin : Were you sleeping through that whole nice speech?!	(0:08:55.24)
▶ Carla : Of course I wasn't!	(0:08:58.91)
▶ Alvin : You were so!	(0:09:00.70)
▶ Carla : Don't tell me... you've never heard of ＂sleep learning＂?	(0:09:01.95)
▶ Alvin : So you were sleeping!	(0:09:05.94)
▶ Alvin : Sit down right now!	(0:09:07.47)
▶ Carla : But why—	(0:09:08.75)
▶ Alvin : Just sit down!	(0:09:09.56)
▶ Carla : Fine...	(0:09:11.09)
▶ Alvin : What exactly is your problem?	(0:09:12.73)
▶ Alvin : It's like you don't even care that you cursed me!	(0:09:14.93)
▶ Mostly Bear : Calm down, kuma!	(0:09:17.36)
▶ Alvin : No way! There are some kinds of people where you need to take a firm hand!	(0:09:19.25)
▶ Mostly Bear : Now, now, gao...	(0:09:23.11)
▶ Alvin : And what kind of thoughtless jerk falls asleep when someone's talking to them?!	(0:09:24.30)
▶ Mostly Bear : Now, now, kuma...	(0:09:28.50)
▶ Alvin : That's only allowed when it's the school principal!	(0:09:29.65)
▶ Mostly Bear : Now, now! That's not good either, bear!	(0:09:33.20)
▶ Carla : What about your local representative?!	(0:09:35.75)
▶ Alvin : Napping in front of government officials is strictly forbidden!	(0:09:37.49)
▶ Mostly Bear : Napping in front of your principal should be strictly forbidden, too, kuma!	(0:09:40.79)
▶ Mostly Bear : And what are you even talking about, bear?	(0:09:44.23)
▶ Alvin : This magibeast has lived a very long time, you know!	(0:09:46.34)
▶ Mostly Bear : Er...	(0:09:49.75)
▶ Alvin : Which means he's your elder!	(0:09:50.59)
▶ Alvin : You should show him some respect!	(0:09:52.53)
▶ Alvin : Am I right here?!	(0:09:54.01)
▶ Alvin : It's important to be kind to your elders!	(0:09:55.11)
▶ Alvin : Honor thy grandmother and grandfather!	(0:09:58.60)
▶ Mostly Bear : Never discuss a lady's age, gao!	(0:10:02.79)
▶ Carla : My legs!	(0:10:17.38)
▶ Carla : Paralyze!	(0:10:20.98)
▶ Carla : Paralyze is not paradise!	(0:10:22.24)
▶ Mostly Bear : Oh, dear, kuma!	(0:10:24.64)
▶ Mostly Bear : What do I do, gao?	(0:10:27.64)
▶ Mostly Bear : What to do... What to do, gao?!	(0:10:30.77)
▶ Mostly Bear : Kuma!	(0:10:35.77)
▶ Mostly Bear : Behold the fearsome power of the magibeast, bear!	(0:10:37.18)
▶ Carla : J-Just kill me...	(0:10:41.04)
▶ Alvin : I feel like I've been through a serious ordeal...	(0:11:03.44)
▶ Mostly Bear : Oh, thank goodness!	(0:11:07.19)
▶ Mostly Bear : You're awake, bear?	(0:11:08.74)
▶ Mostly Bear : I just picked you some aurange fruits.	(0:11:10.62)
▶ Mostly Bear : Try one. It'll perk you right up, gao.	(0:11:13.89)
▶ Alvin : Thanks...	(0:11:17.02)
▶ Alvin : This is great!	(0:11:19.99)
▶ Alvin : Is this your house?	(0:11:22.02)
▶ Mostly Bear : Yes, it's my burrow.	(0:11:24.04)
▶ Alvin : Burrow?	(0:11:26.66)
▶ Mostly Bear : I'm just so glad you're alive, bear!	(0:11:27.80)
▶ Mostly Bear : A hit like that really could have killed you, kuma.	(0:11:30.26)
▶ Mostly Bear : Of course, I'm the one that inflicted it, gao...	(0:11:34.12)
▶ Alvin : I didn't realize you were actually a woman.	(0:11:37.95)
▶ Alvin : I'm sorry for speaking so rudely.	(0:11:40.51)
▶ Mostly Bear : I'm sorry, too, bear.	(0:11:44.18)
▶ Alvin : So, are you the one who nursed me back to health?	(0:11:46.73)
▶ Mostly Bear : It wasn't me, kuma.	(0:11:48.64)
▶ Mostly Bear : She seems to have her own feelings on the subject.	(0:11:51.90)
▶ Mostly Bear : Carla-chan spent the entire time treating you with healing spells, bear.	(0:11:55.26)
▶ Alvin : Healing spells?	(0:11:59.54)
▶ Carla : Is it morning already?	(0:12:02.65)
▶ Carla : I'd like bread for breakfast.	(0:12:04.15)
▶ Carla : And I like my coffee with lots of milk and sugar,	(0:12:06.79)
▶ Carla : and honey on my yogurt.	(0:12:09.39)
▶ Alvin : You're a picky one, huh?	(0:12:12.15)
▶ Alvin : And that outfit... I know what that's for!	(0:12:14.50)
▶ Carla : Harattama! Kiyottama!	(0:12:17.10)
▶ Alvin : It's for pounding nails into an effigy to curse someone!	(0:12:17.46)
▶ Carla : Let this curse never be lifted!	(0:12:19.16)
▶ Mostly Bear : You were in such awful shape, bear.	(0:12:25.30)
▶ Mostly Bear : The first healing spell didn't suffice,	(0:12:27.63)
▶ Mostly Bear : so she had to keep doing it, gao.	(0:12:29.78)
▶ Alvin : That's a scary number of pins!	(0:12:32.11)
▶ Mostly Bear : She called it a kind of magical acupuncture, gao.	(0:12:33.90)
▶ Mostly Bear : But you can see your wounds have healed, bear.	(0:12:37.55)
▶ Mostly Bear : That's all thanks to Carla-chan, kuma!	(0:12:40.09)
▶ Alvin : I seem all right... for now...	(0:12:42.04)
▶ Alvin : But I'm not letting my guard down!	(0:12:44.79)
▶ Carla : Breakfast...	(0:12:47.22)
▶ Alvin : Hey.	(0:12:50.23)
▶ Mostly Bear : Gracious me...	(0:13:00.16)
▶ Mostly Bear : She's so relieved, she's crying, bear.	(0:13:01.60)
▶ Carla : I'morra bufeburoo...	(0:13:04.32)
▶ Alvin : You seem to be crying in a very self-serving way.	(0:13:06.00)
▶ Carla : I'm so sor—	(0:13:09.87)
▶ Carla : I'm so sowwy.	(0:13:11.73)
▶ Alvin : Why did you change it halfway?!	(0:13:13.10)
▶ Carla : I did the best I could to cast healing spells on you.	(0:13:14.60)
▶ Carla : But the damage was just so bad.	(0:13:18.61)
▶ Carla : I did manage to fix your body...	(0:13:20.70)
▶ Carla : but your face was so unsightly...	(0:13:23.39)
▶ Alvin : Phrasing, plea—	(0:13:24.84)
▶ Alvin : Wait, my face?	(0:13:26.02)
▶ Carla : The wounds on your face were so bad,	(0:13:27.02)
▶ Carla : and I, at least, wanted to get the general layout back to normal...	(0:13:28.60)
▶ Alvin : Did she have to reshape it?	(0:13:31.61)
▶ Carla : I got it as close as I could to your original face...	(0:13:33.31)
▶ Carla : But it just didn't work out, and...	(0:13:36.23)
▶ Carla : Now your face looks really stupid!	(0:13:37.79)
▶ Alvin : Complex burn?	(0:13:41.54)
▶ Mostly Bear : I'm afraid it's not even half-baked.	(0:13:42.63)
▶ Alvin : Huh? Was that supposed to be a joke?	(0:13:45.87)
▶ Alvin : You dropped your speech tic, too.	(0:13:48.35)
▶ Mostly Bear : Your face just looked so awful, kuma...	(0:13:49.83)
▶ Mostly Bear : There was just nothing we could do, gao.	(0:13:52.22)
▶ Alvin : Phrasing, please!	(0:13:54.56)
▶ Mostly Bear : Have a look, bear.	(0:13:55.64)
▶ Alvin : You have a hand mirror?	(0:13:57.57)
▶ Mostly Bear : A lady has to look her best!	(0:13:59.51)
▶ Alvin : Magibeasts care about that?	(0:14:01.72)
▶ Alvin : But, okay...	(0:14:03.53)
▶ Alvin : It sounds like the wounds on my face haven't fully healed?	(0:14:05.16)
▶ Carla : I'm so sowwy...	(0:14:08.43)
▶ Alvin : You like that phrasing, huh?	(0:14:10.56)
▶ Alvin : You said there was nothing you could do, but it felt perfectly fine to me...	(0:14:12.75)
▶ Alvin : What?!	(0:14:18.19)
▶ Mostly Bear : Please don't hold it against Carla-chan, bear!	(0:14:20.85)
▶ Mostly Bear : She worked so hard to restore your face, kuma...	(0:14:24.38)
▶ Mostly Bear : But she lacked the sheer magic power...	(0:14:28.19)
▶ Mostly Bear : And it turned out just barely passable, bear...	(0:14:29.94)
▶ Mostly Bear : Carla-chan, please don't cry!	(0:14:34.81)
▶ Carla : I mean, I'd never even seen what Alvin-san's face looked like before this...	(0:14:38.10)
▶ Mostly Bear : It's not your fault, bear.	(0:14:43.15)
▶ Mostly Bear : If you wish to hate someone, hate me!	(0:14:45.59)
▶ Mostly Bear : Hate me, a magibeast, kuma!	(0:14:47.30)
▶ Alvin : Actually, it looks exactly like it always did...	(0:14:50.44)
▶ Mostly Bear : I'm used to being hated by your kind, kuma!	(0:14:54.07)
▶ Mostly Bear : It's all my fault, gao!	(0:14:57.08)
▶ Carla : No, it's my fault!	(0:14:58.75)
▶ Carla : If only I had been stronger!	(0:15:00.04)
▶ Alvin : I'm telling you, it's back to normal!	(0:15:03.22)
▶ Alvin : And I look pretty healthy at that!	(0:15:05.66)
▶ Alvin : I'm telling you...	(0:15:15.27)
▶ Alvin : my face looks totally like it always did!	(0:15:16.94)
▶ Carla : Thank goodness! You're awake!	(0:15:19.99)
▶ Alvin : I've been awake!	(0:15:22.44)
▶ Alvin : Are you gonna pretend like none of that ever happened?	(0:15:23.87)
▶ Carla : After injuries of such severity...	(0:15:25.62)
▶ Carla : This is truly a miracle of God!	(0:15:27.76)
▶ Alvin : What was all that about me having a stupid face?	(0:15:29.85)
▶ Carla : Go, go, God! Viva God!	(0:15:31.99)
▶ Alvin : What was that ＂barely passable＂ stuff?	(0:15:34.41)
▶ Carla : And go, me, too! Viva Carla!	(0:15:36.69)
▶ Mostly Bear : Gao!	(0:15:39.42)
▶ Mostly Bear : I'll leave your mantle here, gao.	(0:15:44.10)
▶ Alvin : Thanks.	(0:15:46.26)
▶ Alvin : You seem to have a lot of equipment here.	(0:15:48.34)
▶ Mostly Bear : Well, I was quite a wild one in my youth.	(0:15:51.31)
▶ Mostly Bear : I picked more than my share of fights with adventurers back then, bear.	(0:15:55.50)
▶ Mostly Bear : They're a bit like trophies from that time in my life, gao.	(0:15:59.89)
▶ Alvin : Oh?	(0:16:02.85)
▶ Alvin : I guess a person's personality changes when they get ol—	(0:16:05.24)
▶ Alvin : Ol... Ol... Ol...	(0:16:09.02)
▶ Alvin : Oleander, a type of tree!	(0:16:11.43)
▶ Mostly Bear : You're such a considerate person, kuma.	(0:16:16.28)
▶ Mostly Bear : I think you and Carla-chan will get along well.	(0:16:20.19)
▶ Alvin : I really wish I could agree with you there!	(0:16:23.24)
▶ Mostly Bear : Give it your best, bear.	(0:16:26.04)
▶ Carla : This feels really right.	(0:16:31.89)
▶ Carla : In the name of God, I'll punish you!	(0:16:41.88)
▶ Carla : Holy Beam!	(0:16:44.70)
▶ Mostly Bear : You're leaving already, bear?	(0:16:57.04)
▶ Alvin : Yeah.	(0:16:59.73)
▶ Mostly Bear : Y-You're sure you wouldn't like to stay longer, kuma?	(0:17:00.46)
▶ Mostly Bear : It feels like we were brought together for a reason, gao...	(0:17:04.42)
▶ Mostly Bear : You could always stay the night, bear.	(0:17:07.13)
▶ Alvin : You know I can't do that.	(0:17:10.00)
▶ Alvin : I'm a person. You're a magibeast.	(0:17:12.14)
▶ Alvin : We didn't belong together in the first place!	(0:17:14.14)
▶ Mostly Bear : I... I suppose, gao.	(0:17:18.49)
▶ Alvin : But I'll warn you—I'm quite a sore loser!	(0:17:21.73)
▶ Alvin : You took me by surprise this time.	(0:17:24.77)
▶ Alvin : But next time, you won't get me so easily!	(0:17:26.01)
▶ Mostly Bear : Bear?	(0:17:28.23)
▶ Alvin : I'll be back for a rematch very soon!	(0:17:29.23)
▶ Alvin : And you'd better be ready when I do!	(0:17:32.52)
▶ Alvin : You get it?	(0:17:37.10)
▶ Mostly Bear : G-Gao!	(0:17:38.31)
▶ Mostly Bear : Ha, ha, ha, ha!	(0:17:42.61)
▶ Mostly Bear : Kuma! Kuma, kuma!	(0:17:44.61)
▶ Mostly Bear : You are quite a spirited human, gao!	(0:17:47.51)
▶ Mostly Bear : Very well!	(0:17:49.76)
▶ Mostly Bear : When you come for me, I'll give you quite a welcome, bear!	(0:17:50.73)
▶ Alvin : I'll be counting on it.	(0:17:53.60)
▶ Alvin : In the meantime, get that speech tic consistent!	(0:17:55.64)
▶ Mostly Bear : Kuma, kuma, kuma!	(0:17:58.15)
▶ Carla : Stop this right now!	(0:18:05.50)
▶ Mostly Bear : You bear ed me, gao!	(0:18:07.39)
▶ Alvin : What is it? What's wrong?	(0:18:09.04)
▶ Carla : What do you think?	(0:18:10.87)
▶ Carla : Why... Why do you have to fight?!	(0:18:13.06)
▶ Carla : Why... after we'd finally become friends...	(0:18:16.74)
▶ Mostly Bear : Now, wait a minute, kuma...	(0:18:19.45)
▶ Carla : Why do you have to swear to fight again?	(0:18:20.99)
▶ Alvin : Seriously, read the mood...	(0:18:24.00)
▶ Carla : I thought we'd finally found proof that magibeasts and humans could get along...	(0:18:27.18)
▶ Alvin : But we do get along!	(0:18:31.05)
▶ Alvin : This is just kind of... a face-saving thing...	(0:18:32.58)
▶ Alvin : I really wish you'd just read the mood...	(0:18:36.68)
▶ Carla : Why can't you ever stop hating and harming each other?!	(0:18:38.62)
▶ Alvin : It's really not like that!	(0:18:41.21)
▶ Alvin : We really do get along!	(0:18:42.66)
▶ Alvin : We're just pretending to be enemies, for appearances' sake...	(0:18:44.32)
▶ Alvin : I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to explain this stuff.	(0:18:47.43)
▶ Alvin : It feels super embarrassing...	(0:18:49.25)
▶ Carla : You can't fool me!	(0:18:51.22)
▶ Carla : You were injured, and Mostly-san brought you all this way...	(0:18:54.73)
▶ Carla : She's your benefactor... Your bear nefactor!	(0:18:59.85)
▶ Carla : But you can't even be grateful!	(0:19:04.75)
▶ Carla : That said, I'm the one who actually healed you...	(0:19:07.24)
▶ Carla : So, in a way, I'm the one who deserves most of the credit...	(0:19:11.91)
▶ Carla : Not that it's all that big a deal...	(0:19:16.09)
▶ Carla : But I really feel like you should show	(0:19:19.79)
▶ Carla : a little gratitude and respect to the person who helped you out...	(0:19:22.04)
▶ Mostly Bear : Bear?	(0:19:27.61)
▶ Carla : Of course, it's not like I picked this class to have people indebted to me...	(0:19:28.19)
▶ Carla : But if you really wanted to express your gratitude to me,	(0:19:34.23)
▶ Carla : I suppose I wouldn't turn you down...	(0:19:39.26)
▶ Carla : So if you wanted to give this mace to me, I wouldn't turn it down.	(0:19:44.08)
▶ Carla : I certainly wouldn't turn it down!	(0:19:49.62)
▶ Carla : Thanks a bunch!	(0:19:52.15)
▶ Alvin : So you just took it, huh?	(0:20:02.84)
▶ Carla : As compensation for my services, of course.	(0:20:05.11)
▶ Alvin : It felt more like you fast-talked your way into it, to me...	(0:20:07.61)
▶ Alvin : Anyway, how long does this ＂I die if we split up＂ curse last?	(0:20:11.58)
▶ Alvin : Isn't there any way to lift it?	(0:20:15.58)
▶ Alvin : Everything you do ticks me off!	(0:20:20.89)
▶ Alvin : Every wave! Every step!	(0:20:23.08)
▶ Alvin : I guess we're stuck together for a while, then!	(0:20:26.90)
▶ Carla : Indeed. To my great displeasure.	(0:20:29.44)
▶ Alvin : The displeasure is all mine, I can promise you that!	(0:20:31.59)
▶ Alvin : But ah, well.	(0:20:34.31)
▶ Alvin : You remember how I promised I'd do one thing you asked if you helped me?	(0:20:36.07)
▶ Carla : Yes.	(0:20:40.34)
▶ Alvin : You saved me from my serious injuries.	(0:20:41.09)
▶ Alvin : So I'll do what you asked.	(0:20:43.28)
▶ Alvin : I'll form a party with you!	(0:20:44.62)
▶ Alvin : Look after me.	(0:20:47.56)
▶ Carla : S... Same to you.	(0:20:49.24)
▶ Alvin : That hurt!	(0:20:53.63)
▶ Carla : Oh, I didn't mean...	(0:20:55.11)
▶ Carla : I guess you're pretty sad you didn't get to hold a girl's hand, though.	(0:20:57.82)
▶ Alvin : What was that?!	(0:21:01.11)
▶ Carla : Yelling won't erase the fact that I was right!	(0:21:02.54)
▶ Alvin : Trying to prove my innocence is annoying, too!	(0:21:06.20)
▶ Carla : Tee-hee!	(0:21:10.53)
▶ Carla : By the way, Alvin-hyan...	(0:22:27.88)
▶ Alvin : What is it, Carla-hyan ?	(0:22:29.83)
▶ Carla : Where are we staying tonight?	(0:22:31.96)
▶ Carla : It'll be morning by the time we reach a town.	(0:22:34.43)
▶ Alvin : Not sure...	(0:22:38.17)
▶ Carla : Mostly-san offered to let us stay the night and everything...	(0:22:40.39)
▶ Alvin : You...	(0:22:43.74)
▶ Alvin : After all that posturing, there's no way I could've stayed the night!	(0:22:44.66)
▶ Alvin : And it would be way too embarrassing to go back now...	(0:22:48.19)
▶ Carla : Alvin-san?	(0:22:51.93)
▶ Alvin : What now?	(0:22:54.09)
▶ Carla : I'm suddenly getting a very keen and powerful intuition...	(0:22:55.01)
▶ Carla : You're actually extremely incompetent, aren't you?	(0:22:59.96)
▶ Carla : You can't even object?	(0:23:02.94)
▶ Carla : Bingo.	(0:23:05.40)
▶ Alvin : You're quite sure of yourself, huh?	(0:23:06.15)
▶ Carla : But don't worry, Alvin-san! I'm with you!	(0:23:07.87)
▶ Carla : Just leave everything to me!	(0:23:12.85)
▶ Alvin : Next episode's title is	(0:23:25.44)
▶ Alvin : ＂Forced to Travel With Carla, a Healer,	(0:23:27.84)
▶ Alvin : Alvin resumes his original quest to gather antidote herbs,	(0:23:29.95)
▶ Alvin : but on the way he ends up attacked by ghosts in a graveyard	(0:23:34.25)
▶ Alvin : which they manage to escape unexpectedly, but then...＂	(0:23:36.89)