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Rentt Faina : Crap. I'm gonna die. (0:01:02.22)
Rentt Faina : Give me a break. (0:01:13.09)
Rentt Faina : I... (0:01:16.51)
Rentt Faina : I'm supposed to become a
mithril-class adventurer!
(0:01:20.23)
Rentt Faina : Huh? (0:01:53.91)
Rentt Faina : Wait, wait. This can't be happening. (0:01:55.71)
Rentt Faina : This can't be happening! (0:02:06.80)
Rentt Faina : The day starts early for adventurers. (0:03:51.97)
Rentt Faina : Which sounds nice, (0:03:54.40)
Rentt Faina : but the day starts early
for most poor people.
(0:03:57.19)
Rentt Faina : The only people who sleep until
noon are nobles, wealthy merchants,
(0:04:00.30)
Rentt Faina : and scholars living disorderly lives. (0:04:06.65)
Rentt Faina : Maybe that's just my bias talking, though. (0:04:08.59)
Rentt Faina : But my scholar friend sometimes forget (0:04:11.10)
Rentt Faina : to sleep for days because they're
so focused on their research.
(0:04:12.95)
Rentt Faina : I should check in on them soon. (0:04:16.91)
Rentt Faina : Either way, it's not something a
low bronze-class adventurer,
(0:04:19.92)
Rentt Faina : born and raised in a town
too small to be on the map,
(0:04:24.86)
Rentt Faina : Rentt Faina, knows anything about. (0:04:27.00)
Rentt Faina : Okay. (0:04:31.36)
Rentt Faina : There's one reason adventurers get up early, (0:04:33.65)
Rentt Faina : and that's to get good jobs. (0:04:36.86)
Rentt Faina : The adventurers' guild provides us with
jobs suitable for our rank and skills.
(0:04:39.67)
Rentt Faina : All manner of jobs are available,
such as monster extermination,
(0:04:46.35)
Rentt Faina : protection, herb and material gathering,
and even cleaning muck out of drains.
(0:04:49.96)
Rentt Faina : Good morning. (0:04:56.55)
Rentt Faina : If there aren't any good jobs. (0:05:00.13)
Rentt Faina : Good luck. (0:05:05.97)
Rentt Faina : Guess I'll go to the
Labyrinth of The Moon's Reflection.
(0:05:17.60)
Rentt Faina : Most adventurers form parties,
but I generally work solo.
(0:05:21.01)
Rentt Faina : There are a few reasons for that,
but mostly, it's because I'm not very good.
(0:05:26.11)
Rentt Faina : Even though I've been
adventuring for ten years,
(0:05:30.99)
Rentt Faina : I'm still only bronze,
the second lowest rank.
(0:05:33.40)
Rentt Faina : But even I can make a living (0:05:47.70)
Rentt Faina : hunting monsters and selling magic
stones and materials to the guild.
(0:05:50.16)
Rentt Faina : Most of all, I live conscientiously
for an adventurer.
(0:05:56.21)
Rentt Faina : I've even got an emergency fund. (0:06:00.31)
Rentt Faina : But in that moment, I lost my prudence
that's essential to all adventurers...
(0:06:09.76)
Rentt Faina : because in the thoroughly-explored (0:06:17.03)
Rentt Faina : and completely deserted
Labyrinth of The Moon's Reflection,
(0:06:19.29)
Rentt Faina : I found something unbelievable. (0:06:23.18)
Rentt Faina : Could it be? (0:06:35.90)
Rentt Faina : A secret passageway? (0:06:38.56)
Rentt Faina : What a discovery! (0:06:45.35)
Rentt Faina : There's no mistaking it. (0:06:58.27)
Rentt Faina : This is an unexplored area. (0:07:00.49)
Rentt Faina : Maybe I'll find some valuable
magical equipment or weapons.
(0:07:03.74)
Rentt Faina : No, I could make a killing simply
reporting this news to the guild.
(0:07:08.10)
Rentt Faina : I should've ignored it, (0:07:14.17)
Rentt Faina : but I went charging right into that
suspicious and dangerous place alone.
(0:07:17.89)
Rentt Faina : Because I'm a fool. (0:07:23.79)
Rentt Faina : I found myself facing a dragon. (0:07:33.62)
Rentt Faina : The greatest of all monsters. (0:07:39.14)
Rentt Faina : A real dragon. (0:07:40.71)
Rentt Faina : According to legend, they take many forms, (0:07:42.48)
Rentt Faina : and some are considerably larger
than most standard dragons.
(0:07:45.59)
Rentt Faina : Regardless, I realized right away
that it was a dragon,
(0:07:49.83)
Rentt Faina : even though I'd never seen it before. (0:07:52.96)
Rentt Faina : Its sheer presence— (0:07:55.54)
Rentt Faina : the pressure it exerted that
froze me to the spot—
(0:07:57.13)
Rentt Faina : attested that it was a dragon. (0:07:59.92)
Rentt Faina : As the thousand-year
bronze-class adventurer,
(0:08:02.63)
Rentt Faina : I stood no chance against
such an exceptional creature.
(0:08:06.03)
Rentt Faina : How am I alive after being eaten by a dragon? (0:08:13.73)
Rentt Faina : No, wait. Am I actually alive? (0:08:17.74)
Rentt Faina : I'm very obviously a skeleton. (0:08:24.60)
Rentt Faina : I'm an immortal monster known as an undead, (0:08:28.22)
Rentt Faina : but a bishop or priest could easily
destroy me with their purification magic
(0:08:32.62)
Rentt Faina : because undead violate
the divine providence
(0:08:39.83)
Rentt Faina : that the dead are not meant for this world. (0:08:44.66)
Rentt Faina : When I think of it that way,
does that mean I died?
(0:08:47.77)
Rentt Faina : No, I'm still conscious and have my memories. (0:08:51.81)
Rentt Faina : I should return to town. (0:08:54.98)
Rentt Faina : No, I can't do that. (0:09:02.84)
Rentt Faina : I don't want to die yet. (0:09:04.70)
Rentt Faina : No, wait. I'm already dead,
so I don't want to be destroyed.
(0:09:06.42)
Rentt Faina : Oh, no! I'm confused! (0:09:10.66)
Rentt Faina : An adventurer mustn't lose his head! (0:09:12.60)
Rentt Faina : There's no point in thinking about
questions I can't answer right now.
(0:09:15.73)
Rentt Faina : The dragon seems to be gone, (0:09:24.36)
Rentt Faina : but I should start by getting away from here. (0:09:27.56)
Rentt Faina : These labyrinths can be
found around the world.
(0:09:31.48)
Rentt Faina : Many researches are trying
to explain their mysteries,
(0:09:33.90)
Rentt Faina : but no one really knows where
they come from or how they work.
(0:09:37.37)
Rentt Faina : Labyrinths come in various sizes, (0:09:41.07)
Rentt Faina : but precious magical equipment and
treasures slumber within them,
(0:09:43.75)
Rentt Faina : and monsters can be found
around every corner.
(0:09:46.13)
Rentt Faina : Monsters are mysterious, as well. (0:09:49.49)
Rentt Faina : Everyone's likely at the Labyrinth of the
New Moon where there's good money to be had.
(0:09:54.01)
Rentt Faina : In a few days, some solo adventurers
like me should come here.
(0:09:58.50)
Rentt Faina : I'll try asking them for advice. (0:10:02.25)
Rentt Faina : Oh! (0:10:04.97)
Rentt Faina : First I need to figure out
how I'll talk to them.
(0:10:06.09)
Rentt Faina : Huh? (0:10:10.55)
Rentt Faina : My body feels heavy. (0:10:19.78)
Rentt Faina : Maybe because I have no muscles,
my physical abilities are significantly worse.
(0:10:21.60)
Rentt Faina : I'm even less capable
than an ordinary person.
(0:10:25.85)
Rentt Faina : That's to be expected. (0:10:29.12)
Rentt Faina : After all, I'm a skeleton now. (0:10:30.40)
Rentt Faina : I could defeat them easily as a human,
but I need to be careful now.
(0:10:33.24)
Rentt Faina : I can't raise my sword! (0:10:39.37)
Rentt Faina : That's not good! (0:10:41.25)
Rentt Faina : I shouldn't expect to use fancy sword
techniques when I'm made of bones.
(0:10:59.61)
Rentt Faina : But what about my other abilities? (0:11:05.27)
Rentt Faina : All living things draw on their
vital energy for strength.
(0:11:07.41)
Rentt Faina : Their spirit energy. (0:11:11.25)
Rentt Faina : It's working. (0:11:14.71)
Rentt Faina : Right now, you and I are the same. (0:11:18.67)
Rentt Faina : Our strength is equal. (0:11:20.97)
Rentt Faina : But my equipment gives me an advantage. (0:11:22.78)
Rentt Faina : If I use my spirit energy to buff my
physical abilities and raise my attack power...
(0:11:26.69)
Rentt Faina : Is it still alive? (0:11:42.40)
Rentt Faina : I'm recovering the spirit
energy I just expended?
(0:11:52.59)
Rentt Faina : Could it be? (0:11:56.72)
Lorrane Vivie : Monsters have a mysterious trait. (0:11:59.34)
Lorrane Vivie : With time and experience,
they evolve into greater beings.
(0:12:03.25)
Rentt Faina : So do humans. (0:12:09.67)
Rentt Faina : We grow with training. (0:12:11.67)
Lorrane Vivie : They're on another level. (0:12:14.29)
Lorrane Vivie : For example, a skeleton is
typically a skeleton forever.
(0:12:16.39)
Lorrane Vivie : But on rare occasions,
they evolve into ghouls.
(0:12:21.16)
Lorrane Vivie : It's known as (0:12:24.90)
Lorrane Vivie : existential evolution. (0:12:27.02)
Rentt Faina : Existential evolution... (0:12:29.88)
Lorrane Vivie : Yes. It's one of the
subjects I'm researching.
(0:12:31.97)
Rentt Faina : Existential evolution, huh? (0:12:37.41)
Rentt Faina : Ghouls are also undead, but they
have flesh and are closer to humans.
(0:12:40.01)
Rentt Faina : If I use robes and masks to hide my form,
I may be able to return to town.
(0:12:45.22)
Rentt Faina : All right. I should aim to achieve
existential evolution first.
(0:12:49.32)
Rentt Faina : I'll defeat monsters in this
labyrinth and become a ghoul.
(0:12:53.36)
Lorrane Vivie : He didn't come today, either. (0:13:05.64)
Lorrane Vivie : Oh, well. (0:13:08.61)
Lorrane Vivie : I'll make dinner myself. (0:13:10.09)
Rentt Faina : That's five! (0:13:14.58)
Rentt Faina : My mobility has been mostly restored. (0:13:18.74)
Rentt Faina : Anyway, it seems like this light heals me. (0:13:24.27)
Rentt Faina : Because of it, I can use spirit
energy during every battle.
(0:13:29.17)
Rentt Faina : I'll try taking on some
stronger monsters next.
(0:13:33.05)
Rentt Faina : Like skeletons, slimes are
an archetypal weak monster,
(0:13:43.27)
Rentt Faina : but they mustn't be underestimated. (0:13:47.52)
Rentt Faina : Physical attacks are less effective
against amorphous liquid monsters.
(0:13:49.65)
Rentt Faina : Magic is the easy way to beat them, (0:13:54.73)
Rentt Faina : but unfortunately, I don't have the
ability to use offensive magic.
(0:13:57.28)
Rentt Faina : The most I can do is start fires
suitable for domestic tasks.
(0:14:01.51)
Rentt Faina : So I'll have to use physical
attacks to defeat it.
(0:14:05.42)
Rentt Faina : There are two ways to do it. (0:14:08.34)
Rentt Faina : Pierce its core, or break apart its
liquid form until it can't regenerate.
(0:14:10.21)
Rentt Faina : Lacking in both skill and strength, (0:14:16.93)
Rentt Faina : once a day I can expend my reserves
of spirit energy to defeat them.
(0:14:19.69)
Rentt Faina : You could say slimes are my greatest enemy. (0:14:24.30)
Rentt Faina : Huh? (0:14:38.83)
Rentt Faina : Looks like I got lucky and
my blade struck its core.
(0:14:40.27)
Rentt Faina : First I'll retrieve its magic stone. (0:14:44.57)
Rentt Faina : Slimes have the ability
to launch an Acid Blitz,
(0:14:48.22)
Rentt Faina : but no acid remains in their
body once they're dead.
(0:14:52.03)
Rentt Faina : In fact, sticking your hand in
the stuff makes your skin smooth.
(0:14:55.44)
Rentt Faina : Clear slime fluids are used
to make cosmetics for women.
(0:14:59.05)
Rentt Faina : Surely we don't have to make
cosmetics out of monsters.
(0:15:04.99)
Rentt Faina : Women's desire for beauty must be endless. (0:15:08.26)
Rentt Faina : This'll pay for several days at an inn. (0:15:13.01)
Rentt Faina : Good. (0:15:16.90)
Sheila Ibarss : Take care. (0:15:24.80)
Sheila Ibarss : Yes? (0:15:28.10)
Sheila Ibarss : There wasn't a suitable opening for them,
so I was going to ask Rentt,
(0:15:37.13)
Sheila Ibarss : but he hasn't been back since yesterday. (0:15:42.68)
Sheila Ibarss : No, nothing that would take him out of Maalt. (0:15:49.69)
Sheila Ibarss : I told the newbie I'd introduce her to a
helpful veteran if she waited a few days,
(0:15:53.98)
Sheila Ibarss : but she seemed pressed for money, (0:16:01.22)
Sheila Ibarss : so I told her about the
Labyrinth of The Moon's Reflection.
(0:16:03.19)
Sheila Ibarss : Right. I did warn her
not to overdo it, though.
(0:16:10.58)
Rentt Faina : I don't feel sleepy at all,
and I don't feel hungry, either.
(0:16:18.90)
Rentt Faina : I guess that's obvious since I'm undead. (0:16:23.84)
Rentt Faina : Anything I ate would probably
fall to the ground.
(0:16:26.98)
Rentt Faina : I fought all night since I might as well, (0:16:30.01)
Rentt Faina : but it seems like existential
evolution takes longer than that.
(0:16:33.43)
Rentt Faina : My physical abilities were significantly
worse right after I became a skeleton,
(0:16:38.02)
Rentt Faina : but I'm mostly back to normal
after defeating those monsters.
(0:16:42.13)
Rentt Faina : I tested my spirit energy,
and it still works.
(0:16:47.13)
Rentt Faina : I can use my mana, too. (0:16:50.67)
Rentt Faina : I can even use my divinity
despite being undead.
(0:16:56.51)
Rentt Faina : I don't want to waste it.
I'll use it on this bread.
(0:17:02.24)
Rentt Faina : In addition to curing injuries and illnesses, (0:17:05.10)
Rentt Faina : divinity is a useful power that can
purify water and delay spoiling in food.
(0:17:09.12)
Rentt Faina : Okay. That should make
it last three more days.
(0:17:15.17)
Rentt Faina : I hope I'll have a body that
needs bread three days from now.
(0:17:18.91)
Rentt Faina : There's no point in thinking about it. (0:17:23.88)
Rentt Faina : I should focus on achieving
existential evolution.
(0:17:26.09)
Rentt Faina : I'll play it safe for a while
and steadily defeat monsters.
(0:17:28.94)
Rentt Faina : I can beat one or two. (0:17:35.16)
Rentt Faina : Three would be difficult. (0:17:37.37)
Rentt Faina : If I encounter four, I'll run. (0:17:39.88)
Rentt Faina : And more than five... (0:17:42.00)
Rentt Faina : It's unlikely I'll encounter groups
that large in this labyrinth,
(0:17:44.11)
Rentt Faina : but if I do, I'm screwed. (0:17:48.59)
Rentt Faina : That would be the end of me. (0:17:51.73)
Rentt Faina : I'm so weak. (0:17:57.05)
Rentt Faina : It's been ten years since
I became an adventurer.
(0:18:00.74)
Rentt Faina : If you include my training time
before that, it's been twenty years.
(0:18:03.37)
Rentt Faina : Not only that, but even
high-ranking adventurers rarely
(0:18:06.53)
Rentt Faina : have spirit energy, mana, and divinity. (0:18:10.92)
Rentt Faina : I wish I had just one strong power. (0:18:14.63)
Rentt Faina : I know I'm not cut out to be an adventurer. (0:18:21.66)
Rentt Faina : Normally, people give up on
adventuring after a few years
(0:18:29.16)
Rentt Faina : and return to their village
to farm or find another job.
(0:18:33.31)
Rentt Faina : But I figured as long as I'm alive,
I'd manage somehow.
(0:18:39.75)
Rentt Faina : I trained every day without fail. (0:18:43.73)
Rentt Faina : I asked an acquaintance to teach
me about monsters and magic.
(0:18:47.03)
Rentt Faina : I accepted even the most minor jobs. (0:18:51.20)
Rentt Faina : I did that for ten years to achieve my dream. (0:18:54.30)
Rentt Faina : To become a mithril-class adventurer. (0:19:00.02)
Rentt Faina : Higher than gold- and platinum-class, (0:19:04.13)
Rentt Faina : not even naturally gifted people
easily reach the highest rank
(0:19:07.50)
Rentt Faina : of adventurers who have saved entire nations. (0:19:11.25)
Rentt Faina : I will become mithril-class. (0:19:18.88)
Rentt Faina : It's what I've lived for. (0:19:22.99)
Rentt Faina : Becoming a skeleton won't stop me! (0:19:25.90)
Rentt Faina : Huh? (0:19:40.36)
Rentt Faina : I'm starting to get stronger
than I was as a human?
(0:19:41.65)
Rentt Faina : I knew it. (0:19:59.83)
Rentt Faina : It's not a coincidence. (0:20:01.42)
Rentt Faina : I'm getting stronger. (0:20:03.38)
Rentt Faina : I can sell these materials.
I should gather some more.
(0:20:06.58)
Rentt Faina : I'm lucky to acquire more clear slime fluid. (0:20:10.61)
Rentt Faina : Slimes are fairly gross after
they've eaten something,
(0:20:14.14)
Rentt Faina : so their fluids can't be sold. (0:20:17.26)
Rentt Faina : Wha— What's happening? (0:20:28.09)
Rentt Faina : I'm a ghoul. (0:21:07.85)
Rentt Faina : I'm a creepy dried-out corpse,
but I have flesh.
(0:21:09.99)
Rentt Faina : This is major progress. (0:21:14.44)
Rentt Faina : If I keep working hard, I might be able
to become even higher ranking undead.
(0:21:16.85)
Rentt Faina : That's right. (0:21:21.29)
Rentt Faina : Vampires practically look human. (0:21:22.35)
Rentt Faina : Oh, right. I have a fleshy body now. (0:21:25.43)
Rentt Faina : Okay, I can make noises. (0:21:35.95)
Rentt Faina : Hello... hello... (0:21:39.77)
Rentt Faina : Good morning... (0:21:45.40)
Rentt Faina : I'll have to practice. (0:21:52.66)
Rentt Faina : Hello... hello... (0:21:55.16)
Rentt Faina : I am Rentt... (0:21:59.88)

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