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Judith Snorrevik : Princess Astarotte! (0:00:31.37)
Effie : Huh? (0:00:37.53)
Olaf Frismar : Huh? (0:00:39.62)
Effie : Lady Lotte! (0:00:40.92)
Olaf Frismar : Princess! (0:00:42.12)
Judith Snorrevik : Princess Astarotte! (0:00:43.35)
Astarotte Ygvar : How many times do I have to
tell you before you get it?
(0:00:51.62)
Judith Snorrevik : I never will! (0:00:54.19)
Judith Snorrevik : It's about time you got
on with your studies.
(0:00:58.43)
Astarotte Ygvar : I-I... (0:01:02.40)
Astarotte Ygvar : h-hate... (0:01:05.60)
Astarotte Ygvar : men! (0:01:13.36)
EXTRA : The Exclamation of our Meeting (0:03:03.14)
Effie : Does it itch anywhere, Lady Lotte? (0:03:13.54)
Astarotte Ygvar : No, it's fine. (0:03:17.31)
Judith Snorrevik : You were almost turned into charcoal
back there, Your Highness.
(0:03:19.84)
Astarotte Ygvar : That wasn't my fault. (0:03:24.09)
Astarotte Ygvar : Actually, Judit, you're the one at fault here. (0:03:26.56)
Griselda Reginhard : Well, it's hard enough finding time to relax... (0:03:29.88)
Griselda Reginhard : with the princess like this, so who cares? (0:03:32.23)
Judith Snorrevik : Anyway, you need to get back
to your studies, Your Highness.
(0:03:36.17)
Judith Snorrevik : Your Highness, your race, the succubi, is one
of the oldest in the Creature Realm.
(0:03:42.57)
Astarotte Ygvar : I-Indeed. (0:03:48.06)
Judith Snorrevik : Very well. (0:03:49.91)
Judith Snorrevik : Then tell me about the succubi. (0:03:50.96)
Astarotte Ygvar : Huh? (0:03:53.20)
Astarotte Ygvar : Um... (0:03:55.25)
Astarotte Ygvar : The succubi are... (0:03:56.67)
Astarotte Ygvar : one of the m-magical races of the Creature Realm. (0:03:58.98)
Griselda Reginhard : The succubi are an ancient race,
capable of passing down...
(0:04:03.07)
Griselda Reginhard : all their own traits to their offspring, (0:04:06.70)
Griselda Reginhard : regardless of what race they
mate with in the Creature Realm.
(0:04:08.75)
Griselda Reginhard : Even the great ruler of our Ygvarland,
Svanhild I, was a succubus.
(0:04:12.60)
Astarotte Ygvar : And that's my answer! (0:04:19.57)
Judith Snorrevik : You're ten, Your Highness. (0:04:26.15)
Judith Snorrevik : You have been born a succubus, (0:04:28.82)
Judith Snorrevik : which means there's something very
important you must do...
(0:04:31.39)
Judith Snorrevik : in order to stay alive once your body matures. (0:04:35.33)
Judith Snorrevik : Just as vampires must suck blood
to stave off their own deaths,
(0:04:39.59)
Judith Snorrevik : a succubus must extract "life-seed" in order to survive. (0:04:43.85)
Astarotte Ygvar : E-Extract life-seed... (0:04:50.36)
Judith Snorrevik : That's right. (0:04:53.52)
Judith Snorrevik : To put it simply, you have to suck it out. (0:04:55.83)
Judith Snorrevik : Suck it out. (0:04:57.35)
Astarotte Ygvar : Suck it out?! (0:04:59.36)
Judith Snorrevik : Cú? (0:05:02.18)
Cuthfleda : Yes! (0:05:03.01)
Cuthfleda : Here! (0:05:05.59)
Judith Snorrevik : Cú, I'm pretty sure you've
got that upside down.
(0:05:07.46)
Cuthfleda : Huh?! (0:05:09.57)
Cuthfleda : I-I'm sorry! (0:05:10.35)
Judith Snorrevik : Men and their life-seed: (0:05:14.37)
Judith Snorrevik : Don't consider them... (0:05:15.79)
Judith Snorrevik : yours for all eternity. (0:05:17.19)
Astarotte Ygvar : Huh? (0:05:19.35)
Astarotte Ygvar : What's that all about? (0:05:20.02)
Judith Snorrevik : It's Your Highness's motto for the month. (0:05:21.22)
Judith Snorrevik : It means, if you're going to sit back... (0:05:24.74)
Judith Snorrevik : and say that you can get a man anywhere, (0:05:27.17)
Judith Snorrevik : anytime you want; if something unexpected happened, (0:05:29.07)
Judith Snorrevik : If the worst case scenario occurs...
Just in case.
(0:05:30.55)
Judith Snorrevik : not only would you not
be able to find a man,
(0:05:31.81)
Judith Snorrevik : but you'd also be without any life-seed! (0:05:33.97)
Judith Snorrevik : In other words, you'll have no seed to suck. (0:05:35.24)
Judith Snorrevik : Seed. (0:05:36.14)
Judith Snorrevik : It is very deep and meaningful! (0:05:42.79)
EXTRA : Men's Bath
Olav's Private Bath
(0:05:47.45)
Olaf Frismar : "Men and their life-seed. Don't consider
them yours for all eternity..." huh?
(0:05:56.30)
Olaf Frismar : A pretty good proverb,
if I do say so myself.
(0:06:01.88)
Olaf Frismar : I wouldn't expect any
less from Mistress Judit.
(0:06:03.91)
Olaf Frismar : A haiku by Ygvarland Kingdom's
Personal Assistant Olav Friðmar
(0:06:07.88)
Olaf Frismar : If you are building (0:06:08.15)
Olaf Frismar : a harem, wait no longer; (0:06:09.62)
Olaf Frismar : you should just do it. (0:06:11.50)
Olaf Frismar : Good luck, Mistress Judit! (0:06:16.71)
Astarotte Ygvar : Don't keep making me say it! (0:06:21.40)
Astarotte Ygvar : I hate men. (0:06:30.05)
Astarotte Ygvar : There's nothing more indecent than
sucking the you-know-what out of them!
(0:06:32.94)
Astarotte Ygvar : I'd never do that! (0:06:35.71)
Judith Snorrevik : Refusing to do it will solve nothing, Your Highness. (0:06:37.56)
Judith Snorrevik : You do realize that if you don't
extract seed for yourself, you will die.
(0:06:41.12)
Judith Snorrevik : Could you just leave your
countrymen – and us – behind so easily?
(0:06:45.48)
Astarotte Ygvar : You don't have to be that dramatic about it... (0:06:51.10)
Judith Snorrevik : Your mother, Queen Mercelída, was already... (0:06:56.25)
Judith Snorrevik : sucking men of their
life-seed at your age, Princess.
(0:06:59.86)
Effie : I heard that the Queen's harem is made up
of over three thousand hunks.
(0:07:05.42)
EXTRA : Really? (0:07:10.53)
EXTRA : Vampires, Dvergur, Forn Alfur... (0:07:11.66)
EXTRA : Men from all different races. (0:07:14.83)
Judith Snorrevik : Now that I think about it, (0:07:17.65)
Judith Snorrevik : she said she even had a human male once... (0:07:18.91)
Judith Snorrevik : I didn't know what to think. (0:07:21.20)
Effie : A human? (0:07:23.25)
Effie : What type of being is a human? (0:07:24.97)
Effie : I've only ever heard of them in fairy tales, (0:07:28.56)
Effie : but I hear they have really long necks. (0:07:31.91)
Cuthfleda : Really? (0:07:33.21)
EXTRA : They have fur all over their bodies, (0:07:33.84)
EXTRA : walk on four legs, and have really beady eyes. (0:07:35.26)
Cuthfleda : Sounds terrifying! (0:07:37.39)
Cuthfleda : Her Majesty would never
sleep with a man like that!
(0:07:39.58)
Cuthfleda : But no one has seen a human
for over a thousand years.
(0:07:42.64)
Astarotte Ygvar : That's it! I'll get a human! (0:07:47.52)
Astarotte Ygvar : Yes, a human. (0:07:50.01)
Astarotte Ygvar : If I get human males, I'll
create that harem you want.
(0:07:51.84)
Griselda Reginhard : Princess, there aren't any
humans in this realm.
(0:07:56.20)
Effie : That's ridiculous. (0:07:59.62)
Astarotte Ygvar : Oh, I see. (0:08:01.71)
Astarotte Ygvar : Too bad. (0:08:03.96)
Astarotte Ygvar : What a shame. (0:08:05.69)
Astarotte Ygvar : I won! (0:08:14.13)
Griselda Reginhard : Are you sure it was okay
to say those things, Princess?
(0:08:20.88)
Astarotte Ygvar : Don't be concerned, Zelda. (0:08:26.89)
Griselda Reginhard : But... (0:08:28.73)
Astarotte Ygvar : Are you worried about the World Tree, (0:08:35.93)
Astarotte Ygvar : the gate that connects this
realm to all the others?
(0:08:37.77)
Astarotte Ygvar : It'll be fine. (0:08:41.12)
Astarotte Ygvar : It's been a thousand years... (0:08:43.97)
Astarotte Ygvar : since the wood in the World Tree
warped, and as such,
(0:08:45.55)
Astarotte Ygvar : the gate between the Creature Realm... (0:08:47.99)
Astarotte Ygvar : and the Realm of Man has been sealed ever since. (0:08:49.77)
Astarotte Ygvar : No matter how talented Judit may be, (0:08:52.36)
Astarotte Ygvar : there's no way she'll open
the World Tree's gate...
(0:08:53.93)
Astarotte Ygvar : and travel to the Realm of Man. (0:08:56.60)
Astarotte Ygvar : It's impossible. (0:08:58.98)
Griselda Reginhard : So, that's your one area of
expertise, is it, Princess?
(0:09:01.22)
Astarotte Ygvar : Judit was last seen heading
in the direction of the World Tree?!
(0:09:11.30)
Cuthfleda : Y-Yes, she left early this morning. (0:09:14.87)
Griselda Reginhard : It seems she was staring at some of the (0:09:20.27)
Griselda Reginhard : old texts until extremely late last night. (0:09:22.09)
Astarotte Ygvar : Did she figure out how
to open the gate?!
(0:09:24.76)
Griselda Reginhard : I don't know. (0:09:27.80)
Astarotte Ygvar : Zelda, we're going after Judit! (0:09:31.98)
Griselda Reginhard : Princess, wait! (0:09:35.58)
Judith Snorrevik : God is said to have created
the World Tree, Yggdrasil,
(0:09:54.20)
Judith Snorrevik : which joins the nine realms together. (0:09:59.80)
Judith Snorrevik : It was damaged in the
battle between the gods,
(0:10:02.70)
Judith Snorrevik : and it looks as though passage to
the other realms was blocked.
(0:10:05.01)
Judith Snorrevik : But that just means the path
was open at one point.
(0:10:09.54)
Judith Snorrevik : Guess I'll be using magic for
the first time in a while.
(0:10:14.19)
Judith Snorrevik : I wonder what I should try first. (0:10:17.81)
Griselda Reginhard : You didn't have to get on
if you were that scared of flying.
(0:10:24.47)
Astarotte Ygvar : Shut up! This is faster, isn't it?! (0:10:27.37)
Astarotte Ygvar : Hurry up! (0:10:30.27)
Griselda Reginhard : Princess! It's dangerous! (0:10:33.03)
Griselda Reginhard : You mustn't let go! (0:10:34.86)
Judith Snorrevik : Ymir's breath and the flapping
of Hræsvelgr's wings:
(0:10:37.75)
Judith Snorrevik : Guide the children of Heimdallr. (0:10:41.43)
Judith Snorrevik : The Norns at Urðarbrunnr:Urðr,
Skuld, and Verðandi...
(0:10:43.73)
Judith Snorrevik : Guide us to the land of the Light Elves. (0:10:47.75)
Judith Snorrevik : I knew that wouldn't work. (0:10:58.02)
Astarotte Ygvar : Hold it! (0:11:00.00)
Judith Snorrevik : Your Highness?! (0:11:04.17)
Astarotte Ygvar : I won't let you do this, Judit! (0:11:05.80)
Griselda Reginhard : Didn't I just tell you it was dangerous, Princess?! (0:11:08.13)
Astarotte Ygvar : W-Woah! (0:11:12.18)
Judith Snorrevik : Stop! (0:11:13.69)
Judith Snorrevik : Stop! (0:11:16.75)
Judith Snorrevik : Zelda, stop already! (0:11:20.85)
Judith Snorrevik : Your Highness! (0:11:31.50)
Griselda Reginhard : Princess! (0:11:40.30)
Judith Snorrevik : Your Highness! (0:11:41.55)
Judith Snorrevik : It can't be... The gate's opening? (0:12:02.36)
Judith Snorrevik : It's opening... (0:12:23.24)
Judith Snorrevik : Your Highness! (0:12:25.72)
Griselda Reginhard : What happened just... (0:12:49.89)
Griselda Reginhard : Princess! (0:12:52.54)
Astarotte Ygvar : I won't let you, Judit! (0:12:59.90)
Astarotte Ygvar : Huh? (0:13:02.31)
Griselda Reginhard : Are you hurt?! (0:13:07.69)
Astarotte Ygvar : Zelda, where is Judit? (0:13:09.84)
Astarotte Ygvar : Zelda, did Judit... (0:13:39.70)
Griselda Reginhard : Most likely. (0:13:43.06)
Astarotte Ygvar : This is terrible. (0:13:45.05)
Griselda Reginhard : Princess... (0:13:47.05)
Astarotte Ygvar : Olav, Effie, Cú, this is an emergency. (0:13:54.19)
Olaf Frismar : What happened, Princess? (0:13:58.21)
Astarotte Ygvar : The World Tree's gate opened, and Judit... (0:14:01.33)
Griselda Reginhard : ...traveled to another realm. (0:14:05.46)
Olaf Frismar : How terrible! (0:14:07.29)
Effie : I don't believe it. (0:14:08.79)
Olaf Frismar : Then, is she going to bring
back a human male?
(0:14:10.31)
Astarotte Ygvar : I don't know. (0:14:13.01)
Astarotte Ygvar : We don't even know which realm
the gate connected to.
(0:14:15.28)
Astarotte Ygvar : It might even lead
to the Realm of the Dead.
(0:14:19.95)
Effie : Don't worry so much, Lady Lotte. (0:14:26.17)
Effie : Knowing Judit, she'll be just fine. (0:14:29.41)
Astarotte Ygvar : I'm not worried in the slightest! (0:14:32.56)
Astarotte Ygvar : Zelda. (0:14:40.23)
Griselda Reginhard : Y-Yes, ma'am. (0:14:40.87)
Astarotte Ygvar : Gather up all the weapons
in the mansion.
(0:14:42.90)
Griselda Reginhard : Weapons? (0:14:46.14)
Astarotte Ygvar : We're going to save Judit. (0:14:47.95)
Griselda Reginhard : We're traveling to the other realm? (0:14:50.79)
Astarotte Ygvar : Olav, put a team together. (0:14:53.03)
Astarotte Ygvar : Preferably a skilled one. (0:14:56.45)
Olaf Frismar : Understood. (0:14:58.43)
Griselda Reginhard : Princess, it's too dangerous! (0:15:00.83)
Astarotte Ygvar : I know that! (0:15:02.97)
Astarotte Ygvar : But I can't just leave
Judit over there.
(0:15:05.00)
Astarotte Ygvar : Don't just sit there! (0:15:09.57)
Astarotte Ygvar : Hurry and get ready! (0:15:12.24)
Griselda Reginhard : Yes, ma'am! (0:15:13.70)
Effie : Lady Lotte. (0:15:14.60)
Astarotte Ygvar : Effie, help me get dressed. (0:15:16.21)
Effie : Yes, ma'am. (0:15:19.17)
Astarotte Ygvar : Wait for me, Judit. (0:15:20.69)
Effie : Watch your step! (0:15:52.91)
Astarotte Ygvar : If I wear this thing, I'll get tired... (0:16:01.15)
Astarotte Ygvar : before we even reach the World Tree! (0:16:03.23)
Ingrid Sorveig Sorgrims : But peril is ever-present on a journey. (0:16:05.60)
Ingrid Sorveig Sorgrims : You should at least wear the... (0:16:08.24)
Astarotte Ygvar : Wearing this armor is more perilous! (0:16:09.23)
Effie : Pout, pout. (0:16:11.84)
Judith Snorrevik : That's not the World Tree... (0:16:21.94)
Judith Snorrevik : That means this really
is the Realm of Man.
(0:16:24.55)
Judith Snorrevik : Sure looks like it. (0:16:31.67)
Astarotte Ygvar : That armor's way too hot. (0:16:37.60)
Griselda Reginhard : Princess. (0:16:41.27)
Griselda Reginhard : I tried to find some weapons, but... (0:16:42.87)
Astarotte Ygvar : What happened? (0:16:46.02)
Astarotte Ygvar : You're carrying some
right now, aren't you?
(0:16:47.31)
Griselda Reginhard : Well, Judit's the one who holds the key... (0:16:48.98)
Griselda Reginhard : to the armory, and it's currently locked tight... (0:16:52.03)
Griselda Reginhard : So, I couldn't... (0:16:55.38)
Astarotte Ygvar : Just show me what you have! (0:16:57.32)
Astarotte Ygvar : Let's see... what have we here... (0:17:00.18)
Astarotte Ygvar : Wh-What's all this? (0:17:06.74)
Griselda Reginhard : I thought I might find
something in Judit's room,
(0:17:09.04)
Griselda Reginhard : but when I looked in there, I found these... (0:17:11.48)
Judith Snorrevik : Yes, they're all mine.
Is there a problem?
(0:17:14.22)
Astarotte Ygvar : How do you use these? (0:17:16.06)
Effie : Princess, don't touch those! (0:17:18.02)
Olaf Frismar : Sorry for the wait, Princess! (0:17:21.98)
Olaf Frismar : I shall accompany you on your journey! (0:17:25.64)
Olaf Frismar : Olav, at your service! I shall
take care of everything!
(0:17:27.60)
Olaf Frismar : Huh? I can't see a thing. (0:17:32.74)
Olaf Frismar : It's so dark! (0:17:35.54)
Astarotte Ygvar : You're all definitely dedicated,
I'll give you that much...
(0:17:36.71)
Astarotte Ygvar : Anyway, let's set off for the World Tree. (0:17:40.28)
Effie : Y-Yes, ma'am! (0:17:42.84)
Griselda Reginhard : Y-Yes, ma'am! (0:17:42.84)
Judith Snorrevik : While I'm here, I might as well start
looking for a human male...
(0:17:50.17)
Judith Snorrevik : who we can add to our harem. (0:17:54.29)
Naoya Touhara : Asuha, you might hurt yourself
if you run too fast.
(0:17:57.97)
Asuha Touhara : But we'll be late
if we don't hurry.
(0:18:00.78)
Naoya Touhara : Oh, you're right. (0:18:03.51)
Asuha Touhara : Hurry up! (0:18:04.90)
Asuha Touhara : Laters! (0:18:06.59)
Naoya Touhara : Hey! (0:18:08.29)
Judith Snorrevik : Huh? (0:18:09.78)
Asuha Touhara : Shortcut time! (0:18:11.91)
Judith Snorrevik : What? Huh? (0:18:19.82)
Naoya Touhara : Asuha. (0:18:24.74)
Naoya Touhara : A-Are you okay?! (0:18:29.65)
Asuha Touhara : Ouch... (0:18:31.92)
Naoya Touhara : Hold on! (0:18:33.23)
Naoya Touhara : Are you okay? (0:18:35.33)
Judith Snorrevik : No, I'm fine... (0:18:36.97)
Naoya Touhara : I'm sorry, we were in a hurry. (0:18:40.02)
Asuha Touhara : I'm sorry... (0:18:43.07)
Naoya Touhara : No, I wasn't watching what I was doing... (0:18:44.72)
Naoya Touhara : I'm sorry. (0:18:51.21)
Naoya Touhara : Um, is there something on my face? (0:18:53.37)
Asuha Touhara : A grain of rice! (0:18:58.11)
Naoya Touhara : What? (0:18:59.41)
Naoya Touhara : There really was something! (0:19:00.21)
Asuha Touhara : You're so embarrassing. (0:19:03.55)
Asuha Touhara : We gotta go! (0:19:07.21)
Naoya Touhara : Oh, yeah! (0:19:08.45)
Naoya Touhara : I'm going to be late
for my job interview!
(0:19:09.08)
Judith Snorrevik : Job interview? (0:19:12.43)
Judith Snorrevik : Hold up a sec! (0:19:15.21)
Judith Snorrevik : Are you looking for a job? (0:19:18.61)
Naoya Touhara : Yes, I guess you could say that. (0:19:20.47)
Judith Snorrevik : Well, I have just the job for you! (0:19:22.40)
Judith Snorrevik : Monthly pay: 500,000! (0:19:24.49)
Judith Snorrevik : Monthly pay: 500,000! (0:19:29.44)
Olaf Frismar : This isn't going to work, Princess. (0:19:39.01)
Olaf Frismar : No matter what we try,
the gate refuses to budge.
(0:19:41.28)
Griselda Reginhard : There must still be something
we haven't tried!
(0:19:45.69)
Astarotte Ygvar : If using the ancient texts Judit left
behind doesn't work either, then...
(0:19:50.29)
Griselda Reginhard : Princess... (0:19:54.97)
Astarotte Ygvar : No, (0:19:58.92)
Astarotte Ygvar : I won't give up yet! (0:20:01.09)
Judith Snorrevik : Ymir's breath and the flapping
of Hræsvelgr's wings:
(0:20:06.78)
Judith Snorrevik : Guide the children of Heimdallr. (0:20:10.64)
Astarotte Ygvar : Judit! (0:20:13.39)
Olaf Frismar : What happened? (0:20:14.94)
Astarotte Ygvar : I just heard Judit's voice... (0:20:17.72)
Griselda Reginhard : Really? (0:20:21.12)
Astarotte Ygvar : Judit... (0:20:23.10)
Astarotte Ygvar : Come back... (0:20:25.23)
Astarotte Ygvar : Judit! (0:20:30.95)
Astarotte Ygvar : The gate opened! (0:20:46.55)
Griselda Reginhard : Wow... (0:20:49.78)
Astarotte Ygvar : Judit... came back! (0:21:08.47)
Astarotte Ygvar : Judit! (0:21:14.08)
Astarotte Ygvar : Wh-Who are you?! (0:21:40.85)
EXTRA : Next time: The First Semicolon (0:23:29.99)
Astarotte Ygvar : What should I call today? (0:23:30.82)
Astarotte Ygvar : It was all soft and exciting, (0:23:33.43)
Astarotte Ygvar : and felt like it could
explode any second, and...
(0:23:35.44)
Astarotte Ygvar : Never mind! Forget it! (0:23:39.05)
Astarotte Ygvar : I'm going to sleep! (0:23:40.47)
Astarotte Ygvar : Effie, where's my hot milk?! (0:23:41.49)

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