 Kirito : One month has passed since the game began. |
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 EXTRA : December 2, 2022 |
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Kirito : During that time, two thousand people have died. |
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Kirito : However, no one has yet been
able to clear the first floor. |
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Kirito : I was a beta tester, |
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Kirito : and even I haven't found the boss room. |
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Kirito : And today, |
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Kirito : we're finally holding a meeting |
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Kirito : on how to defeat the first floor boss. |
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EXTRA : Beater |
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 Diabel : Okay, let's get started, people! |
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Diabel : Thank you for coming today. |
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Diabel : My name is Diabel. |
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Diabel : I like to consider my "job" as Knight. |
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EXTRA : There's no job system in this game! |
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EXTRA : A knight? |
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EXTRA : Then, is the meeting a joke, too? |
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EXTRA : You should take this seriously! |
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Diabel : Today, our party found |
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Diabel : the boss room at the top of the tower. |
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EXTRA : Seriously? |
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Diabel : We need to defeat the boss,
reach the second floor, |
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Diabel : and tell everyone waiting
in the Town of Beginnings |
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Diabel : that it is possible to beat this game. |
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Diabel : Everyone present here shares this duty! |
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Diabel : Do you all agree? |
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Diabel : All right, |
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Diabel : then let us begin our planning. |
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Diabel : First, divide into parties of six. |
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EXTRA : Of course we'll be in the same party. |
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Diabel : An ordinary party has no chance
against a floor boss. |
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EXTRA : I'll be the leader. |
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Diabel : We'll need to form a raid group
using multiple parties. |
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EXTRA : Let's do this. |
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Kirito : You got left out, too? |
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 Asuna Yuuki : I wasn't left out. |
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Asuna Yuuki : I just stayed out of it because everyone
seemed to know each other already. |
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Kirito : A solo player? |
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Kirito : Then, want to form a party with me? |
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Kirito : He just said we can't beat
the boss on our own. |
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Kirito : So just for this fight? |
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Diabel : Okay, have you formed your parties? |
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Diabel : Then— |
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 Kibaou : Just a second! |
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Kibaou : My name's Kibaou. |
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Kibaou : I wanna say something
before we take on the boss. |
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Kibaou : Some of you here need to apologize |
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Kibaou : to the two thousand who have died so far! |
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Diabel : Kibaou-san, |
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Diabel : are you referring
to the beta testers? |
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Kibaou : Of course I am! |
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Kibaou : On the day this stupid game started,
the beta guys ditched us beginners, |
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Kibaou : and they all disappeared. |
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Kibaou : They took all the good hunting spots |
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Kibaou : and easy quests for themselves, |
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Kibaou : so only they could get stronger. |
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Kibaou : And then, they just ignored the rest of us. |
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Kibaou : I'm sure someone here was in the beta! |
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Kibaou : They should get on their knees and apologize, |
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Kibaou : and give up all the items and
money they've hoarded. |
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Kibaou : Otherwise, we can't trust them to
protect us as party members, |
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Kibaou : and they shouldn't trust us! |
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 Agil : May I speak? |
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Agil : My name is Egil. |
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Agil : Kibaou-san, tell me if I have this right. |
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Agil : You're saying that because the beta
testers didn't take care of them, |
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Agil : many beginners died. |
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Agil : That they should take responsibility,
apologize, and provide compensation. |
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Agil : Correct? |
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Kibaou : Y-Yeah. |
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Agil : You got this guide book, didn't you? |
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Agil : It was provided for free at the item store. |
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Kibaou : Sure, I did... |
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Kibaou : Why? |
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Agil : It was compiled from information
given by the beta testers. |
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EXTRA : Seriously? |
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Agil : Listen. |
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Agil : Everyone had equal access to this information. |
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Agil : And even still, many players died. |
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Agil : I thought the topic of discussion here |
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Agil : was what we could learn from their deaths, |
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Agil : and how that can help us defeat the boss. |
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Diabel : All right. |
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Diabel : Then, can we resume? |
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Diabel : The latest edition of that guide book was just issued, |
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Diabel : and it contains information on the boss. |
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Diabel : According to it, the boss's name
is Illfang the Kobold Lord. |
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Diabel : He is guarded by assistants
known as Ruin Kobold Sentinels. |
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Diabel : He is armed with an axe and a buckler. |
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Diabel : He has four health bars,
and when the last one enters the red, |
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Diabel : he switches to a curved
sword-type weapon called a Talwar. |
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Diabel : His attack pattern changes, as well. |
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EXTRA : Wow... |
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EXTRA : Amazing. |
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Diabel : This concludes the briefing. |
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Diabel : Lastly, items will be
automatically distributed. |
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Diabel : EXP goes to the party
that defeats the monster. |
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Diabel : And whoever receives an item keeps it. |
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Diabel : Any objections? |
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Diabel : Okay, we leave tomorrow,
at ten in the morning. |
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Diabel : See you there! |
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Kirito : It's pretty tasty, isn't it? |
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Kirito : May I sit down? |
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Asuna Yuuki : Do you really think it's good? |
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Kirito : Of course. |
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Kirito : I've been eating at least one daily,
ever since arriving in this town. |
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Kirito : I do change it up a little, though. |
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Asuna Yuuki : Change it up? |
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Kirito : Trying putting some on the bread. |
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Asuna Yuuki : Cream? |
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Kirito : It's the reward for a quest called |
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Kirito : "The Heifer Strikes Back,"
one village behind us. |
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Kirito : If you want to do it, I'll show you the trick. |
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Asuna Yuuki : I didn't come to this town to eat good food. |
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Kirito : Then, why did you? |
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Asuna Yuuki : So I can still be me. |
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Asuna Yuuki : I'd rather stay myself until the
very end than sit and rot away |
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Asuna Yuuki : at an inn, back in the first town. |
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Asuna Yuuki : Even if I get killed by a monster, |
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Asuna Yuuki : I don't want to lose to this game... |
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Asuna Yuuki : To this world. |
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Asuna Yuuki : No matter what. |
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Kirito : I wouldn't want a party
member dying on me... |
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Kirito : So at the least, don't die tomorrow. |
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EXTRA : December 3, 2022 Floor 1: Forest Field |
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Kirito : Let's go over it again. |
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Kirito : We leftovers are supposed |
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Kirito : to target the boss's helpers, |
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Kirito : the Ruin Kobold Sentinels. |
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Asuna Yuuki : I know. |
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Kirito : I'll use a sword skill to
knock their pole axes up. |
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Kirito : The second I do, switch in. |
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Asuna Yuuki : Switch? |
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Kirito : Is this the first time you've
ever been in a party? |
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Asuna Yuuki : Yes. |
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Diabel : Listen up, everyone. |
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Diabel : I have only one thing to say. |
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Diabel : Let's win! |
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Diabel : Let's go! |
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Diabel : Commence attack! |
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Diabel : Squad A! Squad C! Switch! |
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Diabel : Here it comes! |
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Diabel : Squad B, block! |
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Diabel : Squad C, keep guarding
and prepare to switch. |
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Diabel : Now! |
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Diabel : Switch, draw, and prepare
to attack from the side. |
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Diabel : Squads D, E, and F, keep
the sentinels off us! |
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Kirito : Roger! |
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Kirito : Switch! |
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Asuna Yuuki : Number three! |
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Kirito : I thought she was a beginner. |
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Kirito : But she's incredible. |
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Kirito : She's so fast, I can't even
follow her blade. |
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Kirito : Good job. |
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Kibaou : Looks like that information was right... |
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Diabel : Stand back. |
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Diabel : I'll go! |
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Kirito : We were supposed to surround
it with the entire group. |
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Kirito : That isn't a Talwar! |
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Kirito : It's a No-Dachi! |
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Kirito : It's not the same as the beta test! |
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Kirito : No! |
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Kirito : Jump back as fast as you can! |
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Kibaou : Diabel! |
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Kirito : Diabel! |
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Kirito : Why did you try to do it alone? |
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Diabel : You were |
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Diabel : a beta tester, weren't you? |
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Diabel : You know what I was doing. |
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Kirito : You were after the last
attack bonus rare item. |
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Kirito : You were a beta tester, too? |
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Diabel : Please... |
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Diabel : Defeat... |
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Diabel : Defeat the boss. |
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Diabel : For everyone... |
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Kirito : When this game started, |
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Kirito : the only thing I thought
about was surviving. |
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Kirito : Okay, goodbye, Klein. |
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Kirito : However, Diabel, you were a beta tester. |
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Kirito : But you never abandoned the other players. |
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Kirito : You led everyone,
and you fought brilliantly! |
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Kirito : You tried to do what I could not. |
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Asuna Yuuki : I'll go, too. |
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Kirito : Thanks. |
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Kirito : We'll do it just like the sentinels. |
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Asuna Yuuki : Got it. |
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Kirito : Switch! |
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Kirito : Asuna! |
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Kirito : He's coming back! |
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Kirito : Crap! |
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Agil : Go! |
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Agil : We'll hold him off till you recover! |
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Kirito : You're... |
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Kirito : Watch out! |
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Kirito : I'll get you first! |
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Kirito : Asuna... |
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Kirito : One last hit!
We'll do it together! |
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Asuna Yuuki : Roger! |
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EXTRA : W-We did it! |
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EXTRA : Coat of Midnight |
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Asuna Yuuki : Good work. |
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Agil : That was splendid swordsmanship. |
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Agil : Congratulations. |
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Agil : This victory belongs to you. |
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Kirito : No... |
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Kibaou : Why? |
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Kibaou : Why did you let Diabel die? |
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Kirito : Let him die? |
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Kibaou : Of course! |
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Kibaou : You knew that technique the boss used! |
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Kibaou : If you'd told us about that up front,
he wouldn't have died! |
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EXTRA : He must be a beta tester! |
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EXTRA : That's how he knew all the
boss's attack patterns. |
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EXTRA : He knew, but he didn't tell us! |
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EXTRA : Other beta testers are here, too, right? |
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EXTRA : Come out! |
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Kirito : This is bad. |
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Kirito : At this rate... |
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Diabel : For everyone... |
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Agil : Hey, come on... |
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Kirito : A beta tester? |
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Kirito : I wish you wouldn't compare
me to those newbies. |
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Kibaou : W-What?! |
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Kirito : Most of the thousand beta
testers were beginners |
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Kirito : who didn't even know how to level up. |
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Kirito : You guys are better than they are. |
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Kirito : But I'm not like them. |
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Kirito : I made it higher than anyone
else during the beta test. |
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Kirito : The reason I knew the boss's skills |
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Kirito : is because I fought monsters with
katana skills on floors far above us. |
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Kirito : I know a lot more. |
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Kirito : Way more than any information broker. |
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Kibaou : W-What? |
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Kibaou : That's... |
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Kibaou : That's way worse than a beta tester! |
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Kibaou : You're cheating! A cheater! |
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EXTRA : Yeah, a cheater! |
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EXTRA : A beta tester and a cheater... |
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EXTRA : A beater! |
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Kirito : A beater... |
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Kirito : I like it. |
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Kirito : That's right... |
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Kirito : I am a beater. |
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Kirito : From now on, don't confuse
me with the other testers. |
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EXTRA : Coat of Midnight |
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Asuna Yuuki : Wait. |
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Asuna Yuuki : You called my name when
we were fighting. |
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Kirito : Sorry for using just your first name. |
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Kirito : Or did I mess up the pronunciation? |
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Asuna Yuuki : Where did you learn it? |
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Kirito : You can see another HP gauge
below yours, around here, right? |
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Kirito : Isn't something written next to it? |
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Asuna Yuuki : Kirito... |
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Asuna Yuuki : Kirito? |
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Asuna Yuuki : Is that your name? |
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Kirito : Yeah. |
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Asuna Yuuki : Oh, it's been there all this time! |
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Kirito : You'll be really strong. |
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Kirito : So if someone you trust ever
invites you to join a guild, |
(0:21:34.08) |
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Kirito : don't turn them down. |
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Kirito : There's a big limit to what you
can do as a solo player. |
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Asuna Yuuki : Then, what about you? |
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EXTRA : Will you disband your party? |
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EXTRA : Next Time:
The Red-Nosed Reindeer. |
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