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▶ Akane Tendou : What's up with those two?	(0:00:38.66)
▶ Nabiki Tendou : Aren't they full of pep this early in the morning.	(0:00:51.84)
▶ Kasumi Tendou : Mr. Saotome, Ranma! Breakfast is ready!	(0:00:56.60)
▶ Akane Tendou : I guess they are pretty good.	(0:01:08.72)
▶ Kasumi Tendou : So energetic!	(0:01:12.46)
▶ Genma Saotome : Okay, let's stop for breakfast.	(0:01:15.30)
▶ Kasumi Tendou : Really, so energetic!	(0:01:22.43)
▶ Genma Saotome : You're sloppy, Ranma!	(0:01:25.18)
▶ Ranma Saotome : Now look who's being sloppy!	(0:01:33.28)
▶ Nabiki Tendou : Those two are so noisy.	(0:01:37.94)
▶ Kasumi Tendou : Oh my! Mr. Saotome will be needing	(0:01:41.74)
▶ Kasumi Tendou : something different for breakfast now!	(0:01:43.75)
▶ EXTRA : Morning!	(0:01:59.11)
▶ Ranma Saotome : What? School?	(0:02:03.22)
▶ Genma Saotome : Well, we are going to be staying here a while.	(0:02:04.87)
▶ Ranma Saotome : Why do you do that?!	(0:02:10.39)
▶ Ranma Saotome : Why do you get to decide everything?!	(0:02:13.01)
▶ Ranma Saotome : Darn it!	(0:02:19.66)
▶ Nabiki Tendou : You'll be going to the same school as Akane and me.	(0:02:23.07)
▶ Nabiki Tendou : See you there!	(0:02:25.46)
▶ Akane Tendou : W-Wait a minute!	(0:02:26.92)
▶ Akane Tendou : Sis! I'm coming with you!	(0:02:28.24)
▶ Nabiki Tendou : What are you talking about?	(0:02:31.08)
▶ Nabiki Tendou : Take Ranma to school, like you're supposed to!	(0:02:32.52)
▶ Nabiki Tendou : He is your fiancé. Well then, I'm off!	(0:02:36.17)
▶ Akane Tendou : Hey, Sis! That's not fai!	(0:02:39.08)
▶ Akane Tendou : What're you doing? Hurry up and get ready.	(0:02:47.98)
▶ Akane Tendou : I'll leave you behind!	(0:02:50.92)
▶ Ranma Saotome : Huh? Whaddya mean, get ready ?!	(0:02:53.90)
▶ Ranma Saotome : Okay! I'll go, I'll go!	(0:02:58.93)
▶ Akane Tendou : The two of us are strangers.	(0:03:18.43)
▶ Ranma Saotome : Of course.	(0:03:20.05)
▶ Akane Tendou : Let's get something straight...	(0:03:22.55)
▶ Akane Tendou : At school don't act like you know me, okay?	(0:03:23.98)
▶ Ranma Saotome : Who, me? I can't stand violent girls like you!	(0:03:26.01)
▶ Ranma Saotome : Wh-What'd you do that for, Old Man?!	(0:03:34.84)
▶ Genma Saotome : How dare you talk to your fiancée like that!	(0:03:36.19)
▶ Genma Saotome : Listen, Ranma, let me tell you something!	(0:03:40.86)
▶ Ranma Saotome : What's wrong, Old Man?	(0:03:51.55)
▶ Ranma Saotome : Weren't you gonna say somethin'... ?	(0:03:53.99)
▶ Ranma Saotome : Heh. Serves you right!	(0:04:07.44)
▶ Akane Tendou : What are you doing?	(0:04:19.34)
▶ Akane Tendou : Good morning!	(0:04:26.06)
▶ Akane Tendou : Good morning!	(0:04:28.50)
▶ Akane Tendou : I'll go borrow some hot water. Wait here.	(0:04:32.61)
▶ Ranma Saotome : It's okay, don't bother.	(0:04:35.79)
▶ Akane Tendou : It's not like you can go to school as a girl, now is it.	(0:04:37.93)
▶ Ranma Saotome : Jeez.	(0:04:42.98)
▶ Ranma Saotome : What kinda place did she bring me to?	(0:04:45.32)
▶ Ranma Saotome : Wonder if I'm gonna be late now.	(0:04:48.51)
▶ Tofu Ono : Oh, pardon me.	(0:04:59.74)
▶ Tofu Ono : This is Betty, my skeleton.	(0:05:03.62)
▶ Tofu Ono : Quite a beauty with this complexion of hers, don't you think?	(0:05:06.45)
▶ Akane Tendou : Sorry I took so long, Ranma!	(0:05:13.34)
▶ Ranma Saotome : Oww! Ouch!	(0:05:15.37)
▶ Akane Tendou : Oh, Doctor Tofu! Good morning!	(0:05:17.27)
▶ Tofu Ono : Good morning!	(0:05:20.75)
▶ Tofu Ono : You haven't visited lately. No new injuries?	(0:05:24.30)
▶ Akane Tendou : No, sir. I mean...	(0:05:27.44)
▶ Akane Tendou : I haven't been doing anything that might injure me.	(0:05:29.06)
▶ Ranma Saotome : That guy's pretty good at martial arts, isn't he.	(0:06:03.82)
▶ Akane Tendou : Huh? How could you tell?	(0:06:06.07)
▶ Ranma Saotome : Oh, I can tell.	(0:06:09.72)
▶ Ranma Saotome : The way he sneaked up on me from behind...	(0:06:13.76)
▶ Ranma Saotome : He completely hid all signs of his presence.	(0:06:16.07)
▶ Akane Tendou : That's right.	(0:06:20.58)
▶ Akane Tendou : Like you said, Dr.Tofu's a really strong martial artist.	(0:06:21.94)
▶ Akane Tendou : He doesn't look it, does he.	(0:06:26.74)
▶ Akane Tendou : Ever since I was little, whenever I'd hurt myself,	(0:06:29.15)
▶ Akane Tendou : Dr. Tofu would make it all better.	(0:06:32.36)
▶ Ranma Saotome : Didn't you say you hated guys?	(0:06:41.15)
▶ Akane Tendou : That's true! Boys...	(0:06:52.10)
▶ Akane Tendou : Boys...	(0:06:57.43)
▶ Akane Tendou : Boys...	(0:07:04.27)
▶ Akane Tendou : I hate boys!	(0:07:05.69)
▶ EXTRA : Tendo Akane, you are my youth!	(0:07:11.11)
▶ EXTRA : No, you're my sun!	(0:07:13.77)
▶ EXTRA : I love you more than the Koshien baseball playoffs!	(0:07:15.02)
▶ EXTRA : Please say you'll go out with me!	(0:07:16.41)
▶ EXTRA : I'm fine with just becoming pen pals!	(0:07:18.75)
▶ Akane Tendou : Be quiet!	(0:07:22.29)
▶ EXTRA : I love you!	(0:07:25.59)
▶ Akane Tendou : Out of my way! I'm gonna be late!	(0:07:27.78)
▶ EXTRA : I love you!	(0:07:29.92)
▶ EXTRA : I love you!	(0:07:32.76)
▶ EXTRA : I love you!	(0:07:34.26)
▶ EXTRA : I love you!	(0:07:38.02)
▶ EXTRA : I luh-	(0:07:41.69)
▶ Ranma Saotome : What's going on here? What is this?	(0:07:56.60)
▶ Nabiki Tendou : Ranma!	(0:07:59.87)
▶ Nabiki Tendou : Stop standing on that wall!	(0:08:02.08)
▶ Nabiki Tendou : Come down and get to class!	(0:08:05.02)
▶ Ranma Saotome : Yeah, but what about... ?	(0:08:08.21)
▶ Nabiki Tendou : Akane will be fine. This happens every day!	(0:08:15.43)
▶ Ranma Saotome : Eh?	(0:08:19.72)
▶ EXTRA : Love you...	(0:08:30.78)
▶ Akane Tendou : Honestly. Every single morning!	(0:08:44.74)
▶ Akane Tendou : I'm getting tired of it.	(0:08:47.54)
▶ Tatewaki Kuno : ＂The toll of the bell at the temple of Gion...＂	(0:09:00.42)
▶ Tatewaki Kuno : ＂shows us of the transience of it all.＂	(0:09:03.77)
▶ Tatewaki Kuno : ＂And the color of the blossoms on the trees demonstrates that...＂	(0:09:07.91)
▶ Tatewaki Kuno : ＂all which prospers, must someday decline＂.	(0:09:11.29)
▶ Tatewaki Kuno : Such a boorish lot, truly.	(0:09:19.10)
▶ Tatewaki Kuno : Evidently each of them thought to date with you.	(0:09:26.75)
▶ Tatewaki Kuno : On the dawn of the day they finally defeated you, that is.	(0:09:32.04)
▶ Tatewaki Kuno : They should learn their limitations.	(0:09:39.59)
▶ Akane Tendou : E-Excuse me.	(0:09:43.02)
▶ Tatewaki Kuno : Well, then. Tendo Akane...	(0:09:45.24)
▶ Tatewaki Kuno : Will you spar with me?	(0:09:53.46)
▶ Ranma Saotome : You're more popular than I thought.	(0:10:00.38)
▶ Akane Tendou : Get out of the way. You'll get hurt.	(0:10:03.97)
▶ Tatewaki Kuno : You, there!	(0:10:08.27)
▶ Tatewaki Kuno : Aren't you being awfully familiar with Akane?	(0:10:10.46)
▶ Ranma Saotome : Well, yeah...	(0:10:13.46)
▶ Akane Tendou : ＂Yeah＂ but what?	(0:10:16.30)
▶ Tatewaki Kuno : Enough of your insolence!	(0:10:20.51)
▶ Tatewaki Kuno : I demand to know who you are!	(0:10:22.88)
▶ Ranma Saotome : Well, I'm-	(0:10:24.51)
▶ Tatewaki Kuno : Isn't it custom to give one's own name first?	(0:10:26.30)
▶ Tatewaki Kuno : Fine, then! Mine I shall give!	(0:10:30.72)
▶ Tatewaki Kuno : Listen carefully, as I shall only say this once!	(0:10:32.72)
▶ Tatewaki Kuno : The rising new star of the high school fencing world...	(0:10:34.73)
▶ Tatewaki Kuno : My strength is beyond measure!	(0:10:36.74)
▶ Tatewaki Kuno : I am the captain of Furinkan High School kendo club!	(0:10:39.17)
▶ Tatewaki Kuno : My voice alone can silence a crying child! I'm a junior in Class E.	(0:10:41.58)
▶ Tatewaki Kuno : My peers call me...	(0:10:44.80)
▶ Tatewaki Kuno : The Blue Thunder of Furinkan High!	(0:10:47.60)
▶ Tatewaki Kuno : Kuno Tatewaki. Age seventeen.	(0:10:52.68)
▶ EXTRA : Did he just call himself ＂Blue Thunder＂?	(0:10:57.76)
▶ EXTRA : You hear that before?	(0:11:00.40)
▶ Nabiki Tendou : Nope. It's news to me.	(0:11:01.51)
▶ EXTRA : Last I heard, he was calling himself ＂Shooting Star＂.	(0:11:04.14)
▶ Ranma Saotome : Well, I'm, uh...	(0:11:07.39)
▶ Ranma Saotome : I'm a guest at her, y' know, her house!	(0:11:09.92)
▶ Tatewaki Kuno : A guest?!	(0:11:14.40)
▶ Tatewaki Kuno : You're staying under the same roof as Akane?!	(0:11:16.13)
▶ Ranma Saotome : I'm Saotome Ranma of the Saotome School of Anything-Goes Martial Arts.	(0:11:21.60)
▶ Ranma Saotome : Here, hold my bag a sec.	(0:11:26.35)
▶ Ranma Saotome : I accept your challenge!	(0:11:29.37)
▶ EXTRA : Looks like that kid's gonna try an' take Kuno!	(0:11:51.47)
▶ EXTRA : That's dangerous!	(0:11:54.74)
▶ EXTRA : A fight with Kuno?	(0:11:57.14)
▶ EXTRA : What, again?!	(0:11:58.95)
▶ EXTRA : What an idiot.	(0:12:00.67)
▶ Tatewaki Kuno : ＂The vengeance of heaven is slow but sure＂.	(0:12:06.78)
▶ Tatewaki Kuno : So you scoundrel have been hounding Akane!	(0:12:15.83)
▶ Tatewaki Kuno : I, Kuno Tatewaki, shall punish you!	(0:12:19.32)
▶ Ranma Saotome : Hounding?! Who's ＂hounding＂ anybody?	(0:12:25.28)
▶ Akane Tendou : He's just a guest!	(0:12:27.64)
▶ Tatewaki Kuno : Silence, fool!	(0:12:31.54)
▶ Tatewaki Kuno : Blast!	(0:12:44.40)
▶ Tatewaki Kuno : Why, you slippery little... !	(0:12:51.88)
▶ Ranma Saotome : Hey, a wait a minute!	(0:12:54.62)
▶ Ranma Saotome : Let me... make one thing... perfectly clear!	(0:12:58.91)
▶ Ranma Saotome : Listen up! You gotta understand somethin'...	(0:13:03.00)
▶ Akane Tendou : Incredible!	(0:13:06.62)
▶ Ranma Saotome : Akane... means... nothin'... to me!	(0:13:07.80)
▶ Tatewaki Kuno : He's good!	(0:13:12.60)
▶ Ranma Saotome : If you want a crazy violent girl like her,	(0:13:18.33)
▶ Ranma Saotome : you can have her!	(0:13:21.69)
▶ Tatewaki Kuno : Be silent!	(0:13:24.19)
▶ Tatewaki Kuno : I will not allow you to talk that way about her!	(0:13:26.26)
▶ Akane Tendou : What are you saying?! Pervert!	(0:13:28.46)
▶ Ranma Saotome : What?!	(0:13:29.87)
▶ Akane Tendou : Mr. Saotome?	(0:13:42.13)
▶ EXTRA : Wow, that panda just K.O.'d Kuno!	(0:13:56.58)
▶ EXTRA : Man! That panda's strong!	(0:13:58.90)
▶ Ranma Saotome : What's with this school anyway?	(0:14:24.59)
▶ Ranma Saotome : Aw, jeez. If it hadn't rained,	(0:14:29.41)
▶ Ranma Saotome : I would've nailed that jerk with one blow!	(0:14:32.40)
▶ Akane Tendou : I wouldn't be so sure about that.	(0:14:35.54)
▶ Ranma Saotome : Whaddya mean, Akane?	(0:14:38.40)
▶ Akane Tendou : I mean your throat.	(0:14:40.28)
▶ Ranma Saotome : There's a bruise? From that?	(0:14:44.68)
▶ Ranma Saotome : And to think he didn't touch me once! That's not bad.	(0:14:54.70)
▶ Akane Tendou : If he had, you'd be breathing through a hole in your neck.	(0:14:57.47)
▶ Akane Tendou : Looks like a pretty even match, wouldn't you say?	(0:15:03.79)
▶ Ranma Saotome : I dunno. If you think so.	(0:15:10.68)
▶ Nabiki Tendou : Pretty impressive.	(0:15:20.80)
▶ Nabiki Tendou : You're telling me you didn't even feel him doing it to you, Kuno?	(0:15:22.40)
▶ Tatewaki Kuno : Saotome Ranma...	(0:15:25.78)
▶ Tatewaki Kuno : And to think I thought better of him than that.	(0:15:27.52)
▶ Tatewaki Kuno : He wrote my name wrong!	(0:15:31.86)
▶ Tatewaki Kuno : Kuno is written like this!	(0:15:35.87)
▶ Nabiki Tendou : Isn't it more like this?	(0:15:42.40)
▶ Tatewaki Kuno : I despise you.	(0:15:45.33)
▶ Nabiki Tendou : I'm so glad.	(0:15:48.08)
▶ EXTRA : We have a new student joining us today	(0:15:59.31)
▶ EXTRA : at Furinkan High, in sophomore Class F.	(0:16:02.54)
▶ EXTRA : His name is Saotome Ranma.	(0:16:04.69)
▶ EXTRA : It seems he's just returned from a trip to China,	(0:16:06.65)
▶ EXTRA : so let's all be sure to give him a big ＂Nihao＂ now.	(0:16:10.17)
▶ EXTRA : ...Or not.	(0:16:14.76)
▶ EXTRA : Be that as it may, it doesn't excuse the fact that he and Akane were late.	(0:16:16.24)
▶ EXTRA : So go stand in the hall.	(0:16:19.19)
▶ Akane Tendou : This is your fault.	(0:16:34.30)
▶ Ranma Saotome : It was your fight that I-	(0:16:36.28)
▶ Akane Tendou : Psst!	(0:16:37.76)
▶ Ranma Saotome : got caught up in.	(0:16:39.42)
▶ Akane Tendou : Don't think I'm bragging, but I manage to finish up my fight...	(0:16:41.66)
▶ Akane Tendou : every morning before the first bell.	(0:16:45.09)
▶ Ranma Saotome : What was that all about, anyway?	(0:16:47.55)
▶ Akane Tendou : At the beginning of the semester,	(0:16:50.74)
▶ Akane Tendou : Kuno was at the speech contest and said...	(0:16:52.18)
▶ Tatewaki Kuno : The vengeance of heaven is slow but sure!	(0:16:57.06)
▶ Tatewaki Kuno : If you wish to date with Akane,	(0:17:00.67)
▶ Tatewaki Kuno : you must defeat Akane in combat!	(0:17:02.92)
▶ Tatewaki Kuno : I, Kuno Tatewaki,	(0:17:06.72)
▶ Tatewaki Kuno : will permit absolutely no other terms!	(0:17:09.04)
▶ Tatewaki Kuno : What?!	(0:17:30.39)
▶ Tatewaki Kuno : Fiancé?!	(0:17:36.02)
▶ Nabiki Tendou : Yes.	(0:17:41.16)
▶ Nabiki Tendou : Ranma and Akane have been engaged to each other by our parents.	(0:17:41.81)
▶ Tatewaki Kuno : That wretch, Saotome Ranma!	(0:17:48.16)
▶ EXTRA : Kuno! Go stand in the hall!	(0:17:52.16)
▶ Tatewaki Kuno : Yes sir.	(0:17:55.77)
▶ Ranma Saotome : You mean you fight with Kuno every morning?	(0:18:04.05)
▶ Akane Tendou : And I always win.	(0:18:07.85)
▶ Akane Tendou : Somehow.	(0:18:11.23)
▶ Ranma Saotome : Well, when the opponent's a girl...	(0:18:14.95)
▶ Ranma Saotome : even Kuno would probably take it easy.	(0:18:17.04)
▶ Akane Tendou : Don't patronize me!	(0:18:21.22)
▶ Akane Tendou : Why don't you fight me for real sometime?	(0:18:22.84)
▶ Ranma Saotome : Violent or not, you're still a girl.	(0:18:26.10)
▶ Ranma Saotome : I couldn't fight you for real.	(0:18:30.33)
▶ Akane Tendou : So if you were a girl, we could fight?!	(0:18:32.56)
▶ Ranma Saotome : W-Wait a-	(0:18:36.01)
▶ Ranma Saotome : What the... ? Huh?	(0:18:39.43)
▶ Akane Tendou : Upperclassman Kuno!	(0:18:41.56)
▶ Tatewaki Kuno : Saotome Ranma! I won't allow it!	(0:18:43.85)
▶ Tatewaki Kuno : This engagement of yours to Akane,	(0:18:47.66)
▶ Tatewaki Kuno : I, Kuno Tatewaki, shall never, ever allow it!	(0:18:49.68)
▶ EXTRA : What?!	(0:18:56.92)
▶ EXTRA : Engagement?!	(0:18:57.63)
▶ EXTRA : You're kidding! Oh, no! Is this for real, Akane?	(0:18:58.69)
▶ EXTRA : And you said you despised men!	(0:19:01.36)
▶ Akane Tendou : W-Wait! It's not like that!	(0:19:04.10)
▶ Ranma Saotome : It's something our parents came up with! We, uh...	(0:19:05.78)
▶ Tatewaki Kuno : Don't you run away from me! Coward!	(0:19:14.29)
▶ Ranma Saotome : This is no place for a fight! Kuno, follow me!	(0:19:18.50)
▶ Tatewaki Kuno : That I shall!	(0:19:21.91)
▶ Akane Tendou : They have got to be kidding!	(0:19:31.37)
▶ Ranma Saotome : Let's take the fastest way out!	(0:19:42.41)
▶ Tatewaki Kuno : Very well!	(0:19:45.78)
▶ Akane Tendou : But this is the third floor!	(0:19:49.26)
▶ Ranma Saotome : Don't worry, it's not a problem.	(0:19:51.66)
▶ Ranma Saotome : No! Why does it have to be water?!	(0:19:58.67)
▶ EXTRA : Ranma...	(0:20:18.83)